LOL

Muwhehe, after Jamaica btfo you faggots, this is how you come back? The absolute state of the usa. Laughing stock of the world.

Kill yourself, Ameriturd.

NFL, lol.

This is how US invasion would look like too

you guys are fucking idiots

the Venezuelan players are literally playing for the right for their families to have food and clean water for a week. if they lose they are executed.

WTF I love socialism now

Still less embarrassing than France losing 2-0 to Turkey desu. Hopefully USA will crash out of the Gold Cup and Gregg Berhalter gets fired.

Boreball
Apehoop
Concussion ball
Invisi-puck

Eat shit, Americuck.

Is this the same memezuela our C team beat this week?
If so
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>B-but the gap is closing
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Put to the sword by a Newcastle United striker. Yikes.

Every american sporting event

Fatties btfo

As a member of the Ice Hockey elite, I have to correct you on that last one.

Rondón plays in the EPL, he earns more than all the MLS shitters together

Why don't they just give up? It's not like someone would miss them.

Wasn't this the same Venezuela that lost to Mexico?

>this is what Ameriturds actually believe

snoozeball
floorsqueek
fat nigger dodgems
black tablet hit

Amerifats are only good at fat people or chemically enhanced sports. Prove me wrong.

Why are exhibition games so common in soccer?
Why risk getting injured and putting more wear on your knees for literally nothing?

STOP STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD

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So why is the women's team so dominant but the mens is so trash in the US? Is it just a case that Soccer is the only sport they let women play in college while all the men's athletes go to American Football, Basketball, Baseball and Hockey?

>our C team
I wonder what would happen if Mexico ever fielded their A team

>be Americuck player
>fight for your right of not getting shot
The absolute state of Americucks

The absolute fucking state of """"soccer""""

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ITT jealous and obsessed third worlders

Cope

Turkey is much better than memezuela, even though Turkey isn't elite.

based

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>being beaten by a bunch of hungry players

He only got 3.12 million last year but Newcastle is a bit of a low budget club (this side of being sold anyway).

Literally every sport we invented has other countries bending at the knees slurping up the scraps we leave behind for them.

Football? London is so desperate for a team they destroyed Tottenham's home turf just so we could play a single meaningless game there.

Baseball? I mean apart from the Latinos who can't get enough of it, baseball is now sweeping across Asia.

Basketball? Europeans can't get enough of it. I mean I always knew they had a thing for black men but they have entire European only tournaments now because they know they can't contend.

And every single hockey player with the slightest talent from Europe ends up in the USA because European leagues are shit.

>Is it just a case that Soccer is the only sport they let women play in college
We have Title IX for college. This means the same amount of scholarships given out for a mens sport must be for womens sports (thought not necessarily the same sport)
So many female sports exist for college but little to none of them lead anywhere

If only America lost weight, they might not be so shit at sport.

>London is so desperate for a team
>he actually believes this

fat

>I mean apart from the Latinos who can't get enough of it,
lmao literally only central america shitters care about boreball

Adorable. I suppose if you have low standards for the spread and quality of sports you invented that might be OK.

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he's right. You guys are playing american football in unis now and clamoring to have more one off us sports games out there. we're taking over.

Oh and fix your rotten yellow stinking teeth bong

you didnt invent any sports

handegg is derived from rugby (british)

baseball is derived from rounders (british)

basketball is canadian

Or if we cared enough about bribeball that it wouldn't be trailing behind lacrosse in many places in popularity

i'm scared bros. we're gonna play against them next saturday

Venezuela will beat Peru next Saturday

handegg is a niche sport played by a handful of people. football is far more popular in your country than handegg is here.

you have worse teeth than us lad. enjoy your "dental insurance"

Lad... It's Venezuela

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Who is feeding you this shite?

None of those sports come close of the success of football worldwide.

oh so they are amerishart inmigrants?

>the power of conCACAf

>bribeball
You’re talking about the NBA right?

Stop

I'm starting to think the USA might not even top their Nations League group.

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USA need to scrap everyone over 27 and start over with a young team with an eye on Qatar

>CONMEBOL aren't the hardest qualifiers

imagine having this opinion

>i-i am not seething!!!

I personally don't like the NBA but if that was true Meme State Warriors wouldn't be down 3-1

>with an eye on Qatar

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You almost looked good under Klinsmann, wtf happened.

They have a really good chance of qualifying for the World Cup though.

At this pace we aren't making Qatar either
Either way that shit should be boycotted but it won't be because $$$$$

MADUROOOOOO

They got pretty far in 2010 and now they have PuliGOD

don't do that.

>T&T

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it's a friendly

you're not being very friendly rn, spuh

IM GONNA POST IT

please no, we're better than that and there's enough flags to make the work done.

Which Virgins are better?

Reddit users see "America" and they have mental breakdowns
Sadly can't have friendly folks in these threads

Me

>this thread

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>Europe
>Stereotypical Bong
Don't get it desu.

This isnt our best lineup. C squad

We can comeback, right?

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>Boreball
British Invention
>Apehoop
British Invention (Yes, Canada was a British colony at the time the 'Leaf' invented it)
>Concussion Ball
Was originally played using rugby rules (and football rules, depending on which side you choose) and wasn't the game we know now until later
>Invis-puck
British invention.

Not their fault they're bad at it.

>trying to make it out as if this isn’t the opposite of what is happening in this thread

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it must sucks being so shitty in the most popular sport in the world.

its like being the most ugly or most dumb in the school

That's what they get for talking shit about us Yesterday

>communism doesnt work

Except USA invented none of the games mentioned. At best they modified existing games to get American Football. Rest were invented by British people.

There has been a massive demand from NFL to increase NFL games over here and Spurs have happened to given in. Franchise will likely take another 25 years though. As for your final point, please take your own advice and stop basing it on memes.

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B-but it goes against muh narrative

Viva Maduro, carajo. Abajo el imperialismo ianque de mierda.

>basketball is canadian
Canada was a British colony at the time of the invention of it. So it's British too. I hate this retroactively applying different nationalities to things. Wiki does it so much.

>Look up inventor of London Natural History Museum
>Is marked as Irish
>He was born when Ireland was British
>Even if you apply modern fucking borders he was born in Northern Ireland
>He is mentioned as Irish, not British
I hate this shit. He isn't Irish.

>Japan is the top ranked Baseball country
>Finland are current champions of Ice Hockey
>Poland are world champions of Volleyball
>can't pass the group stages at Rugby World Cup
>can't into Cricket
>no American F1 drivers
>only 3 players ranked in the Tennis top50
>nobody else plays gridiron football

Remind me, besides Basketball and Golf, which sports are Americans GOAT at? I'm not seeing the dominance they keep claiming to have?

the subs needed a good ass whooping.

Nah dont be scared

this is bullshit that pulisic is going to come in and save this clown coach, he needs to be gone right fucking now

>Canada was a British colony at the time of the invention of it. So it's British too
He was living in America and invented it in America. You're really trying to stretch this, and for what reason?

canada is about to win basketball too

at least we have swimming

Mexico C destroyed this starving memezuelan team

Actually the Usanians won the Basebal World Cup last year for the first time in their shitty history. We gotta at least acknowledge that.

>What sports are Americans GOAT at besides the ones I say don't count
With an all-american team

we bend over for these spics and they return the favor by playing for their home country. build the fuckin wall

Venezuelan normies only give a fuck for baseball. And given half of the country is without electricity/internet is not like people could watch it. Besides they're more busy surviving making 12 hours queues to buy basic goods.

>destroyed

curling

greatest ever

trufax

Okay. America is GOAT at Basketball. Which other sports that weren't listed are globally relevant?

Won 3-1 but missed at a least 2 sitters.

Yeah bro you absolutely destroyed them

Le propaganda brainwashed US bootlicker.

mlels bureaucracy. Remember, Klinsmann took America to 4th place at the Cops America 2016 Centennario.

SOCIALISM WINS ONCE MORE.

GOD SAVE GOD EMPEROR AMLO

Shut it macaco he is right

Swimming

Do none of you know that all the venezuelans players play in the US, Europe, Brazil and Colombia?

>land of the free losing to a country that doesn't have food

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don't you know coaches always say you have to be hungrier than the other team to win?

they just meant it more literally

ice polo
melanin crash
dadless dunks
spic cricket

Le clown posting on Yea Forums saying he has no internet.

Can't wait to go to Venezuela under Maduro's orders hunt US bootlickers like you, selfhating clown.

Cope.

Imagine thinking jordan morris is a hot prospect

Good luck getting here with no fuel macaco

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Golf is pretty globally relevant
The Olympics as a whole and in the respective sports we medal in
I mean does this board shit on China for being into table tennis when the rest of the world isn't?

Fuck niggers

generous of the americans to provide training cones for the venezuelans to practice with

>He's a unironic communist
Please tell me you're the "lose weight" guy that'll make my day
The propaganda you've absorbed is hilarious

I'll also hunt US hypocrites who preach free market but then force companies to stop buying from certain companies just to accomplish their fucked up political goals, destroying lives in the process.

If you still don't believe in US Imperialism, you should kill yourself.

We would be if they were allowed to use the internet and spoke English.

>Let me tell you about your country

And the top scorer in the last season of the mls was a venezuelan

Nice cope, Cletus.

Ok

You're not doing shit you FFLCH subhuman
Pipe down and have some tendies

so much space lmao

This My Little Soccer lineup will be used in the gold cup. You will see Twitter and TripAdviser 2.0 in the group stages.

Wow. Venezuela is playing really
well.

But how can the Venezuleans be anything but skin and bone wrecks who don't fall over from malnutrition in the first 10 minutes and then ask to be saved from their communist hellhole?

Have the Americans online I've talked to been lying?

Le US meme consumer so brainwashed and viralata that he detached himself from his own reality, superimposing US crap over it.

You're too far gone. Kill yourself please man, please.

No mate. US always speaks the truth. Now pretend nothing happened in Cincinnati.

kill yourself you fucking retarded favelao

you must be joking.

>45 min of nothing happening
"The future is US!" indeed

This makes boreball """action""" seem frenetic, manic even

mexico`s A team is an urban myth

This is why none ever takes american opinions seriously. Shitting the bed against starving Venezuelans, Jesus Fucking Christ.

>Special privileged few get some food while others kill each other on the streets due to a lack of food
Sounds like the pretty standard communist routine to me

You must be one of those liars I met earlier.

>the Venezuelan players are literally playing for the right for their families to have food and clean water for a week. if they lose they are executed.

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kek, no

Sounds like the US.

omg theyre being humiliated at home by a socialist country. it couldnt be worse

>Special privileged few get some food while others kill each other on the streets due to a lack of food
Isn't this what happens in capitalist america with wypeepoo and gangs?

>All the coverage on it and all the people who fled the country and everyone is lying Daddy Lenin told me it would work

it is said that if mexico ever fields its A team the world would cease to exist

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That's the type of US propaganda that we got tired after hearing it ad nauseam being used against North Korea.

>altidore is a multi million dollar athlete
BOSS

What about all the coverage over homeless people in the US, my guy?

>Fire Klinsmann, the only serious international soccer coach the US has ever attracted to the job
>give it to a bunch of a fucking known inept nobodies
>surprised when things get worse

I'm starting to suspect the US sabotages it's own soccer program just so it can't compete with the NFL

>north korea apologists
get off my board

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us will forever be shit

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Nope, you could literally be living on less then minimum wage and still be able to fill yourself from food even at places like dollar stores. No one is going to starve unless they spend everything they have on crack
No, they are well fed and clothed. Drug markets are lucrative beyond a normal job like everywhere and they fight to gain more sales, not to survive

That world cup story was literally fake though. The main striker even went to play/live in Germany like a week after they exited the WC.

Are we going to win some food?.

You mean what every single country on earth has?
The ones that even our own news regularly shows and comments on?
Nothing is ever going to be 100% perfect

Based. This is the power of communism

GET FUCKED FAT FUCK

Klinsmann was the answer and the US spat on him for speaking the truth

This group of players are filled with entitled, lazy losers that can't make it internationally and the MLS is a fucking joke

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They deliberately sabotage their chances knowing that further exposure of how bad they are compared to the rest will bruise their egos.

If Mexico were to field their A Team, the World Cup would become a meaningless competition to decide who gets the honour of being beaten by them 5-0 in the final.

Lol at this cope.

Also 3x0 propaganda loser. A Venezuela se respecta carajo.

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Everyone fights to survive Jose.

>I have no defense
Almost a bigger loss then 7-1

Lol no. Nobody gives a fuck about your fagsports, fattie

>wins Copa America
>proceeds to be 10th place in qualies

Me? I support my local MLS club. Club over country any day.

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The entire MLS is a fucking joke. Stop letting national team players play in America, even Serbia or Russia is better

Ahem......COÑO E TU MADREEEEEEEEEEEEE

Venezuelans play for the pride of their country. Americans play for the privilege of not getting shot when they return home.

should be oat milk desu

2026 wc is ours
be scared

I can feel the lying from the dictator-led country all the way over here

WAY TO GO BOYS. MAKING MLS PROUD. HELLA FUCKING EPIC.

FIGHT AND WIN

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Oh my God this is embarrassing. the mls shitters were being toyed with, the whole time.

where's neymar?

it doesn't matter soccer is shit and is a homo sport anyway

>muh 18-1
Reminder this is a football/soccer board now and yanks have to cope with that

>zardes and altidore still getting called up

honestly what the fuck did you expect
this is not news in any way. we suck and will always suck with these mls fags

NEW THREAD HERE LADS

Because they all play overseas, all of them

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>be american nt coach
>promise players they can have a hamburger feast in the white house if they win
>go into half time with a 3-0 loss
>"ok lads you can also fuck my wife if you win"
>still lose game
>espn calls for your resignation

Thank you socialism for giving Venezuela the power to defeat the imperialist pigs.

Shut up larper macaco, even the venezuelan hates you

Aren't we going to attack Venezuela for it's oil, anyway? LMAO who gives a fuck about soccer, we're gonna get that fucking oil, Ameribros.

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None of them play in Venezuela, they all live abroad, lol

Thank you socialism for showing these players the world to give them the power to beat capitalist pigs.

Imagine losing to a country at war with itself at HOME.

>the absolute state of americucks

>how to get free yous

Why do Americans do this?

twitter.com/USMNT/status/1137798600187101185

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But all the players play in capitalist countries lol

Imagine losing a competitive game to a fucking volcano

>404

>they deleted it
KEK

Yeah, the fags just deleted the tweet, you can still find people making fun of them tho

twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=USMNT Jamaica&src=typd

Better to destroy than to get destroyed

FUCKING VENEZUELA AT HOME

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Where can I sign up for the Juan Guaido fanclub?

good hustle by Trapp there

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Good, maybe fairydive will die in thus country once and for all

Why do you suddenly think we have or ever will care about soccer or a friendly

CIA BTFO

COPE

venezuelans ive banged 2.5(one was mutt)
venezuelan "men" that have banged any of my white women 0

only score that counts

>ywn see your country dicked at home by 3rd rate sudaca shitters
based

What even is this

bump

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Nah, only part time dentists and movie producers from iceland

cringe

wasn't at home chief. enjoy your bum damage.

Didn't even know this was occurring. Don't care, stay mad

Niggercollide

No, it's not.
Mexico has already put their A team several times, stop buying that shitty meme already.

>shitty mls boomer coach who wasn't even successful becomes manager
>calls up shitty mls players and ignores youth
>never once puts together a cohesive team or formation for 2 or more games in a row
>tells Josh Sargent not to play for the u20s at the world cup, but then doesn't call him for the NT for the gold cup either
this dumbfuck needs to be fired yesterday and get some European manager in who knows how to run a fucking team. Throw a blank check at Wenger and tell him he can do whatever he wants. Don't require them to call up a certain number of MLS players, hell if you play for MLS you probably shouldn't be allowed into the NT at all. Maybe a maximum of 5 on the entire 23 man roster. Maybe play our Bundesliga-quality DM as a DM and not a fucking right back. Arriola, Zardes, Trapp, Roldan, Morris, Ream, and Gonzalez should never be called up again, they are absolutely dogshit players and they string passes together worse than the random guys I play pickup games with who've never played the game professionally in their lives. Holy fuck. Can't wait to watch us eek out a 2nd place finish in a group filled with plumbers and garbage men who only play on the weekends and barely have access to clean water.

Thanks Trump, we lost to Venezuela.
Again

>america

>one-two with the post
my sides

>ITT, seething Europeans bragging about America losing a sports that European whites can’t even win anymore
Funny, isn’t it?

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>these replies
nice bait

>what is costa rica in 2014

>at home
>at
>home

>Shartmerica
>Can't even beat commies
>Think they can win a world cup

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Get fucked boomer.

>the absolute state of mutt education
holy fuck HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And the USWNT, the best female team in the world, lost 5-2 against some u-15 youth kids that will probably never make it to this garbage NT.

Because the rest of the world doesn't give a single fuck about women's football

American men are actual men, so they don't play women's sports.
We also aren't some backwards third-world shithole, so our women are allowed to play sports

Friendly reminder that "men's soccer" is an oxymoron and women's soccer is the only soccer that matters

>Hockey
>Invisipuck
You should have been a fan in the 90s. Gif-related, the broadcasts had glowpucks

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not like this

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Swimming 100m, 110m, 150m, 200m, 250m and 300m

>American men are actual men
Only the black ones.

This desu. Burgers can’t into managing

we'd have a higher HDI if america was british
feelsbadman

Swimming is the purest test of the entire human physique

most here are uncoordinated cheeseburger guts or ankle biting malnourished turbomanlet permavirgins don't let the tv box showing the top 1% fool you

based

cope

We're good at fighting to watch your fucking back Nigel

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coping lmao

But I thought I heard good shit about americans playing in bundes and getting good young boys and shit what happened

handegg

america is a pretty big place but i'm sure you're safe in [insert flyover state here].

>defender just stops moving
play to the fucking whistle

Their coach wont play them because hes an MLSfag

>Steffen
>Long
>Ream
>Arriola
>Trapp
>Roldan
>Zardes/Altidore
Bercuckler's A team system shitters right there

They really dont give a shit do they?

Fire him.

wtf

preseason MLS. Bur what form of divegrass is the least relevant is pedantic. literally none of it matters anyway.

our women's team would beat this one, right?

A lot of the good young guys are still u20 level, were playing in the u20 WC but have the potential to be very good, just need time. They'll definitely be there when its WC qualifying time but only a couple would've been ready right now. Pulisic and Adams(RB Leipzig center mid) didn't play for whatever reason, Yedlin(Newcastle RB) and John Brooks(Wolfsburg CB) are injured which hurts because we have no fucking depth at any position.
this is also true, somehow Carter-Vickers(Spurs CB, on loan at Swansea) and Sargent(Bremen ST) couldn't get callups even though all kinds of MLS shitters are in the team. The coach literally told Sargent not to play the u20 WC because he wanted him for the Gold Cup and then DIDNT FUCKING CALL HIM UP. We need him out ASAP and hire a European coach who knows how to do his job and wont cater to MLS shitters
not a chance, FC Dallas u15s beat the WNT 5-2 just before the last womens world cup where they won lol

I just fixed this shitshow, give me a multi million dollar contract US Soccucks

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CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

good midfield desu

Yedlin and Brooks are hurt or they would've been in the team. Switch Holmes and Pulisic and its pretty good. I thought Boyd was alright on the left wing as well one of the only decent players.

This will never happen unfortunately. No mls guy to shill

Fuck the USMNT. There’s nothing more pathetic than a team that is too afraid to go forward. They passed the ball around in the back, a Venezuelan player took it from a defender (like candy from a baby), gave it to his teammate and scored.

Meanwhile, Venezuela has no problem attacking the middle. They’d long ball it to the middle, flick it to the middle, whatever. That was a team that knew what they wanted.

Based fellow Merifat farming (You)s from seething Yuros

Fuck off CIA, let them live without our version of freedom

The current NFL MVP is a white guy though

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Im tired of this Venezuela meme getting pushed in the US

I don’t think MLS shitters make 300K a year

I literally didn't even know this game happened until I saw this thread.

>Christian Pulisic was not yet match-ready for the U.S. after a late arrival into camp
Who gives a fuck.

One of the best things about being a fat mutt is being able to keep proper perspective on a non-competitive fixture desu.

Seething Neocons ITT.

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Democrat Socialist thought just can't help being dominant on here recently. I think a lot of the neonazis went back to plebbit and b since the world cup and Liverpool's win.

Wasn't he super offside?

Is anyone even able to say something positive about Venezuela's performance?

Yeah. I got to punch my wife in the face because of this shitty performance

Wait, actual red blooded Americans are invested in US Soccer? Why?

Based Amerifat of English descent

Anyway, USA bros, what's your view after your media slaughter Klinsmann? Is Berhalter on the chopping block or is this a 'wait to see how he does at the Gold Cup' thing? Also, COME ON BERMUDA (and I guess Canada, T&T and Jamaica, the fellow /are Liz/ countries).

To be fair, they had recently just played Jamaica, so they were probably looking over stats and thought they were writing about that. Not like you fucks can say you've never made a mistake whilst looking stuff up.

Mate we can't fucking talk, porn ban in a months time here. Then internet loicense in general. Yea Forums(nel) will prob be blocked too.

Modern Olympics was a British invention too. It's been slowly added to. I mean, Olympics is a brilliant example of how money (and not internet or desire) is how you get a country better at something. Before the 90's, UK was dogshit at Olympics. Sure, we won a few meme medals here and there (reminder we have a Gold Medal in Ice Hockey but the Finnish don't lmao), but it was basically USA, USSR/Russia, Germany(East/West) and China. Then UK got massive funding and boom, we're now 3rd behind USA and China. So, USA can get bigger. I'm gonna be bandwagoning Inter Miami next year due to Beckham creating the club; so perhaps it'll get bigger.

>we are now coping from losing to Jamaica
We're a joke

The absolute state of American (((defending))), surprised there wasn't any goals in the second half

Americans are the highest attendees to support their country in a world cup whenever they are in it by some margin.

That's why

That’s not what echo brackets mean dumbfuck

lose weight

wtf they beat us at the game we don't play, ive never been so heated i hate sports now