*wins Copa America*
Nothing personal, hermanos
*wins Copa America*
Matthew Carter
Liam Long
0 goals. WE WILL SCORE ZERO GOALS.
Grayson Jackson
How tf is Dani Alves STILL a starter for Brazil?!
Jonathan Morris
his mom is washing the jerseys after every game so they let him play
Eli Bailey
O CASEMIRO
Hudson Gutierrez
If northeast was independent, he would ply until early 50s
Ayden Gray
He's the best RB ever
Ayden Baker
>northeast
Nordeste. You don't translate region names.
Hunter Rogers
Because good rightbacks are rarer than karius saves
Cameron Jackson
Just like not losing 7-1 to Germany in the WC, amirite?
Alexander Collins
>filipi luís
>thiago silva
>coutinho
>richarlison
>g. jesus
>neres
for the love of god, this team SUUUUUCKS
Luis Hughes
*loses 0-7 to Chile*
*loses in R16*
Joshua Evans
>Marquinhos
>Filipe Luis
>Coutinho
>Richarlison
>G. Jesus
>Fernandinho
>Everton
ok Joao, have fun getting crushed by the mighty Venezuela and the unstoppable Peru
Benjamin Thompson
ALL of these would be starters for Chile
Ryder Gutierrez
>tf
>tp
okay
Isaac Evans
where is neymarinho?
Brayden Scott
fractured his ankle in the first game right at the start
Leo Sanchez
raping his sister
Julian Jenkins
>Neres
>bad
Wyatt Hill
Is Berman officially out? You might actually win this one
Luis Rogers
being rapey somewhere else
Elijah Ward
Where is Rapemar?
Isaac Jones
I have no idea who is David Neres or Richarlison yet i know they're not better than Everton and Firminio
Cooper Russell
Our /strong mind/ boomers still better than your weak mind players
Jeremiah Davis
Why was Fabinho not nominated? He's better than Casemiro.
Zachary Cooper
Injured his dick
John Gomez
1: FAGner
2: he's still decent offensively
Carter Johnson
jesus christ, half those cunts have oap bus passes
Kevin Murphy
haha, i don't know...
Jose Hernandez
what do you expect from our coach, he plays mediocre players, so that he can sell them for millions
Ethan Lopez
Name a better rb
Carter Stewart
Our c team could easily beat chile
Brayden Hill
pikachu
Luis Baker
Rodinei
Gabriel Sullivan
>tf
>tp
Evan Russell
Fagner is the best brazilian RB right now by a mile, and he was only bad against Hazard at WC, who was arguably the best player of the Cup.
Andrew Green
the utter state of Brazil forwards
Hudson Martinez
>Filipe Luis
:D
Juan Miller
>Gabriel Jesus
>Boomer Alves
>No Douglas Costa
>No Paqueta
Yeah no
Evan Russell
He's a poor man's Maicon.
Jason Allen
>no Vinicius
Shit squad
Jeremiah Butler
Coringa
Bactéria
Surubinho
Brayden Butler
>neres
Based
Levi Diaz
*blocks your path*
Elijah Allen
OH NO NO NO NO
Jason Stewart
>"Richarlison"
>"Alisson"
What kind of names are those, Brazil?? Good team, though.
Parker Morris
look at this dude
Levi Taylor
Based Mourinho will fix that next year.
Charles Hill
Has Casemiro retired or something? Where the fuck is he?
Henry Turner
>that JUST team
OH NO NO NO
Lincoln Long
It is a nordic custom to add the "son" to the name. Son of Richar and son of Alis. Brazil is white
Samuel Edwards
RicharliGOD
Justin Russell
>no Firmino
it's like you don't want to score
Luis Nelson
Poor people think it is beautiful to anglicise names
Normally they just change v for w or i for y like in Neymar but sometimes things get out of hand
Elijah Long
Nego Tula
Joshua Barnes
why no lucas
Austin White
>sometimes things get out of hand
Like "Richarlison" lmao
Dylan Bennett
Alisson and 10 literally whos, this cup is ours
David Williams
>Tranny Silva
>Macaqueinhous
>Danny Oldves
>Flip loses
>No red card man who now gets red carded
>Coutinho (kek)
>Arthur (kek)
>Nevertonsalson
>Gabrielle "The Next Ronaldo" Jesus
>David "I'm David Neres" Neres
Kek. Is there a group stage, if so you won't make it out. If not, you won't win a single game. Kek.
Julian Myers
Mario fernandes