/cric/ket World Cup 2019

get boundaries or get out

why the FUCK are they still batting so conservatively at this point? there are 16 overs left and we need almost 200 runs.
its literally do or die at this point. but i've seen this meme before where we go 250-5 chasing 350+

What's that word

youtube.com/watch?v=QhEvS-K-8gw
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Thoughts?

SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS

Grim

Aussies chasing down this total like an incel hunting down some fresh fur burgers

so australia is shit?

>The Chase
youtu.be/EbkwkrR15Q4

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It's roughly impossible to win so it's better to bat it out and preserve net run rate than to swing out.

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saw Jadeja in the field. who is he replacing? don't think he was in during the batting

In for Dhawan

Is /cric/, dare I say it, on thriving poomunity watch?

The myth of the above 350 par pitch

darwin

Australia might actually win this lads

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steve waugh and michael clarke would be rolling in their graves at this attitude.

>166 from 90
doable desu

WALLOP

Australia will need to score some runs if they want a chance of winning this match

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Don't want a pajeet's opinion sorry.

bobs

>they doubted our based paki

> Australias saviour is a paki Muslim

did he injure himself in the second innings? was fine during his batting

shot

>win predictor says india 90% chance
kek get a load of this fucking cazzie

aussie anons were slagging this cunt earlier

based uzzie

cringedia

Getting a bit worried here lads.

Hurt his finger while batting

Just got back to hotel lads and got the game on, does Goat Smith have any chance of saving this.

Our bowlers must of shit the bed, what did have I missed.

yes, get to 200ish then have maxwell score a comfortabl 100 (40) off the last 10 overs.

Based Usman extolling the virtues of multiculturalism

Surely Australia can't win from here

did they say if it was serious?

Was that Mick Jagger?

Steve Smith can't score the runs fast enough to chase this. All we can hope is he just rotates the strike and who ever he's batting with can score at a strike rate of 160-200.

R A I N

based waja keeping the rr under 11

yes

Pieterson screencap please

>be poondia
>loose against inferior mudslimes
>baharat army shirts
>army gloves
>suddenly become overly patriot to cover your pathetic loss and shame

>CRR 5.29 - RRR 10.8
b-brehs? aussies got a gameplan here right? cuz it looks like that they're just here for a comfy, lazy sunday game of crickey.

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does 9now always stream world cup or just today because Aus is on

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All Aus games I think

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thanks

How long does a cricket match typically last?

grim. need to find a different HD stream source then

LMAO NICE ONE DICKHEAD

see All Australia games and i think the finals as well. They had the first two England games but apparently not the third, so not sure what that was about.

that's one theory

>kevin pieterson on commentary

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Maxwell now or never pls.

>poowaja

Never doubted Bumgod lads.

yeah good work this over useless cunts
fuck this I'm going to bed, barely scored against the shit bowlers and now bumrash has 6 to go

fucking mong captaincy

Good shot.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

execute khawaja
kill him

BOLD

the Boris Becker of cricket commentary

>>loose against inferior mudslimes
???

Also Microsoft is an Indian army lieutenant colonel

bleak

POOPEESTAN AND POOPEELIA BTFO
BUMGOD SAVE US

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>Maxlell

OH MY

>le give up at the halfway stage and have a net instead team

LEL

FUCK OFF POOWAJA YOU MUDSLIME FILTH

KATUA BTFO
>KATUA BTFO
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the big show is here to save us

> blocks it for 4
Based Maxwell

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Based maxlel

BOOM
BOOM
BOOMRAH
BASED FUCKING BOOMRAH

Maxwell to go the tonk and win it with 3 overs to spare

what an embarrassing way to give up your wicket

tipping maxwell to not even go a full over before he pulls out his meme shots and throws away his wicket shortly after

Were they playing Kashmir just then? Based sound crews don't care what country owns it or not

Now that the dust has settled, what the fuck was warncuck doing with his innings?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT WAS HE EVEN DOING

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sweating from balls to toes lads

lol

yep

Have you lads seen this?
twitter.com/paraanhutt/status/1137406956241530880

think it's fair to say that india are psychologically shattered at this point

david warner faced 14 dot balls in a row

He was not being himself

WHAT THE FUCK

based

Honda's new ad campaign
>who cares what's under the bonnet
>just buy it

Guys what do you think about my autograph collection. I collected all of them myself when I was a kid

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maxGOD

what the fuck
also why is he okay with being recorded?!
what the fuck is wrong with these people

need a webm of that lads lmao

This is why maxGOD is in the team

Yes, played extremely badly on a cricket bat
Want to bash that twerp frankly, he sounds like shit

yikes

HOLY BASED

god indians are fucking disgusting
also
>that tiny cock
KEK

who the fuck is filming though

yikes

Have one more related to cricket

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you reckon this is the time blogpost?

Think it's fair to say le big show will take Australia home quite easily from here

The replies are great
#notallstreetshitters

BASED and dare I say it REDPILLED

kek. just go to the loo ffs. fucking savages

what a pathetic little willy

>ay let me get in there for a close up real quick

Expecting a kino 85 (52) from maxwell here

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kek those replies are amazing

India doing their upmost to make a game of this, fair do's

Give me one good reason why we should share a country with these people

kek
KEK

The assraper of India

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> 15% win chance
We’re coming back

Based and redpilled

Poopeepoopee

>131 from 72
doable desu

Reminder that if you don't have the freedom to let yourself loose iin the public in your country, then you're in fact not living in a free country after all.

BASED WALLOP FROM MAXY LADS

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is kuldeep yadav really the best spinner India can find? Sad

imagine australia winning this lads haha

a few wallops and we'll be fine
maxGOD is the quintessential aussie battler

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>feel like shit just want her back

You could get a complete set of all the players in the 2005 ashes, and try to find someone more autistic than yourself to sell them to
Pretty sure Memeswell is going to win this for Aus, how will India recover? The psychological blow will be crushing. I'll be surprised if Kohli doesn't shave his beard off and move to the mountains to live as a goat

I would actually prefer australia to win from here because it would be more humiliating for india and therefore more funny
when you hate both teams all you really want is to see one get embarrassingly btfo

yeah dunno why ashwin is absent

I don’t want to be responsible for so many suicides in Delhi.

Does anyone else wrap some toiler paper around their willy after you pee because it drips afterwards?

not even dogs are allowed to shit in our streets

Kismat hi gaand marane gayi he behenchod.

not bothered myself mate, whoever wins has no chance against us anyway

yeah same

bhenchod

game ON lads

DON'T SCORE RUNS PLEASE

I just let the last couple of drops go down my trousers

>hurr durr fuck other people muh freedom

Why do aussies never give up or know when they are beat? Is that ingrained growing up?

Yours is not a free country mate.

Neat la but why no Indian players?

>lost against Pakistan

based

Surely Australia can't win from here

The worst is when that couple of drops is actually a little drizzle, and you're in work.

>imagine defending subhumans like that because they are from the same country.

tyranny of distance lad

Who are the bad guys here?

Not free

Not free

gentlemen, it's on

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Just nuke this fucking country desu

get Jadeja to bowl!!

imagine how much further ahead we'd be right now if carey didnt drop softdick and dumbcunt warner didnt run out finch

americans

low IQ tribal behaviour

Any sooth oofrican is horrible tbf. Cant stand Pollocks nerdy excited blow hard drawl

>deprived of toilets, Indians are the filthiest nation on planet earth

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India for sure. India are literally ALWAYS the bad guys.

cuckter nile dropped an early catch as well

Quintessentially British behaviour. I remember going to football matches in the 80s, and fans would piss down the terraces. Shit was cash

GAWN

FUCK OFF CUNT

FUCK

Will Maxwell save Australia?

Thats out lol

Not out for me
clear sign of desperation

got this indian cunt on commetary right now is the the most biased fucker i've ever heard. he makes australian commentators seem amazing

One side is literally pissing in the stands right now

the most interesting part for me is the hivemind, Indians in the comments actually defending this shit

Oh no

you

>69

what a madman

OUT

>(Poo)

get fucked

GONE
FUCK OFF

Digits and poondia loses the worldcup

how does the ump even miss that

half the country shits in the street, do you think they care about a bit of piss?

PLUM

would you guys prefer to have an indian gf or an australian gf

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turn this shit off boys, we won

OH MY

caught up in the moment and subconsciously shilling for the ausgods

When the lads do it it's just funny. When a poo does it it's just fucking disgusting

indian. Bigger chebs

A biased indian commentator? Sounds like you've unearthed a unicorn

>implying Australia doesn't bat deep
It's over

based, 3 more big hitters! fuck off smooth, we BBL now, Carey wins it with a 6 on the last ball

maxwell is still there.

>smoth

Reroll. Digits and poondia airplane crashes on its way back from england

Maxwell was the one carrying anyway. still a chance

Which ones which?

Someone please webm that shit
I'm worried it will be gone when I wake up

lol

Reminder wh*toids. Umpball can not save you. Dharma is on our side and you shall be conquered.

GONE

BACK TO THE PAVILLION

Stoinis is unironically going to win the match for aus here

OK I've changed my mind, quite happy to see aus limply capitulate now

>stonepiss

Digits and india nukes pakis

Ohnonononononono

Fuck. Digits and poondia shits in the street

man imagine if they had lost a review earlier, that's some prime fucking umpball

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>stoinshit

lol stoin you fucking faggot

Bhuvi you fucking legend

me oh my i have enjoyed that yes boy

>stoinis
FUCK OFF YOU STUPID WOG FUCK OFF BACK TO THE WOGBALL TEAM
FUCK SAKE I FUCKING HATE WOGS

australian asian gf is the dream. or any non jungle moneky asian.

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OH DEAR OH DEAR

P O O L A P S E

Langer is a fraud

that's the funniest thing about ind v pak twitter
If an Indian is caught gang raping an 8 year old then the Indians have to defend it

If Qandeel Baloch gets murdered by her brother the pakis have to defend it

If you don't defend it you give the other side a win and you can't do that so it just ends up with them defending every dreadful thing that happens in their country.
It's hilarious.

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Indian players poo simultaneously, cushioning the impact with their combined poos

GOODNIGHT
SWEET DREAMS

>ever not picking the Asian qt.

What is wrong with you mate.

So true

>poostrailia

FUCK OFF WOG, ROLL MY FUCKEN YIROS YOU SHITHEAD, NO TABOULI, ADD CHEESE

lmfao

nothing unusual there friend

Well we knew that already

This is what happens when you rely on systematic cheating to win for the last few years

>implying Based Carey won't score a 50 today
Need more wickets

oops

BRING ME THE GABAGOOL

Australia for a famous victory here
Bookmark it

Chahal boutta get whacked

give up

whats Englands excuse?

>115 from 60 balls with this tail end

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>maxwell forced to carry the load again
>freshcazzies will blame him for the loss and call for his head

reminder carey cost us like 50 runs because of the dropped catch

Can we send Ponting out?

uh oh

>Australian Asian
>Dream
enjoy living your nightmare when it hits 40. All Asian women transform into disgusting hags shrinking wrinkly bow legged hags 1when they turn 40. Indian women start getting disgusting around 30

>second before ball is delivered
>let's cut to the crowd doing the mexican wave because we have never seen that before

yeah, out to fetch the players some drinks 'cause they're on the fucking ropes right now

I feel bad for maxwell. He find himself in this position multiple times a series, and any time he doesn't save us all the foxsport casuals call for him to be dropped and say he's shit.
The worst part is most of the time he's in a situation where he needs to score at 8+ an over, but if he plays a dangerous shot and gets out everyone starts bitching about his shot selection.

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>2 runs a ball

tipping an inevitable aussie comeback

Fucking hnng.

>memeswell

off to work boys

MAX NOT VERY WELL

IT'S OVER

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another wicket

you now remember when pozzies said they were back

literally impossible for them to complain this time. look at his strike rate

OH NO

>(You)

Maxwell is a dumb cunt and a meme

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Kek

For what? You reckon Eoin Morgan is running a cheeky sandpaper plot?

australia ABSOLUTELY chunked it

>memelel

BOTTLE JOBS

Reminder we wouldn't need to be slogging like this if Warner didn't waste so many balls.

okay, it's done. Definitely going to be a close one

Ken user you're killing me with these caps

we deserve this win unironically
australia are the good guys here

Digits and pakistan wins on 16th against poondia

i am actually seething
i dont even care about odi cricket but i just fucking HATE indian cricket.

very based
territory is now marked

good effort m8s

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Your baby doesn't love you any more
Golden days before they end
Whisper secrets to the wind
Your baby won't be near you any more
Tender nights before they fly
Send falling stars that seem to cry
Your baby doesn't want you any more
It's over
It breaks your heart in two, to know she's been untrue
But oh what will you do? then she said to you
There's someone new we're through we're through
It's over it's over it's over
All the rainbows in the sky start to even say goodbye
You won't be seeing rainbows any more
Setting suns before they fall, echo to you that's all that's all
But you'll see lonely sunset after all
It's over it's over it's over it's over

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Based

Australia will beat pakistan r-r-right guys?

Are you a muslim?

who doesn't

Digits and Bhagwa-e-pak ensuses

digits and I kms

>MAXLEL
MAXLEL
>MAXLEL
MAXLEL
>MAXLEL
MAXLEL
>MAXLEL
MAXLEL
>MAXLEL
MAXLEL
>MAXLEL
MAXLEL
>MAXLEL

you hate warner

Lol suk it fag

Just take comfort you don’t live in the shit infested lands of India.

SAD!

rolling for this

reminder that india were 246-2 at this point

of course i hate that dumbcunt. he's such a piece of shit and i fucking hate this """""""reformed"""""" warner who scores at a strike rate of 50 while everyone praises him for his newfound temperament.
FUCK

How did it come to this?
Who to blame?

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Don't do it. It's gonna be a Paki vs India final and it'll be an all Amir show.

just hit a few dingers

India taking the piss in the stands and in the field

They're both Asian

We were right on pace even though it didn't feel like it.

Any specific reason user? Or do you just hate Indians in general?

>australia loses to new zealand in group game in 2015
>beats them in final
lads, we may want to consider LOSING

the south africans for finally discovering your decades long cheating programme

LMAO

seethe more abdul

carey for dropping hardik. if he hadn't india would've most likely only scored 300-310 max
Warner for wasting half the innings and getting finch run out when finch actually was looking good for once.

D'VON

GET THE PAPER

Hehe

Hardik

Frick yeah! Our record of chasing Poondia down successfully in the Oval is going to be saved.

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indian cricket fans are insufferable and your players are arrogant cunts. BCCI is corrupt as fuck and bullies the ICC to their whims because india's a big market for cricket.

He's not a white australian. He's some mudslime diaspora who keeps seething about India.

G O B B L E D O C K

Nah mate Indians and Pakis are their own race. I know it’s easier for UK newspapers to publish ‘Asian rapists’ instead of ‘Muslim Rapists’ but

Which players are arrogant besides Kohli?

>aus beat ind in 2003 group stage and also beat ind in the final
hmmmmmm

Have sex

going to bring up a classic, lads
*ahem*
POO POO PEE PEE
YOU ONLY MADE 183

hit some sixes cunts

I'm white and I don't like india

new zealand are next

That was my first real post all night complaining about india.
why make it some dumb religious thing as if most cricket fans dont hate indian cricket?

Who can blame him? After all, the entire country of India is an open toilet

west indies will draw tomorrow

BCCI and fans are valid reasons.
I think you're just jealous of our the quality of our players. As if Australian players aren't arrogant

Thanks for confirming you're actually a mudslime.

>uk
>white
doubt.jpg

They're all in Asia.

Say oriental if you mean slanty eyed and wog for the wogs.

>talk about cricket
>brings up religion

Indians are an cool guys. Their team played well today.

at least make your online larp realistic

>your players are arrogant cunts
Rich coming from an Aussie.

>502 ODI wickets
>414 Test wickets
>1992 World cup winner
>Widely acknowledged as one of the greatest bowlers of all time
>Slaying quality white punani in his 50's
name a bigger chad in cricket.

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>85 from 44

lads

>quality of your players
kek based delusional retard

fuck up you subhuman, i never even said i hated india. just indian cricket.

The only open toilet I know is your mother's mouth.

I like Indians better than muslims.

CUTE

Ponting

doable desu

Look at that broad's face
Ohnononono

>phil hughes died nearly five years ago

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there are indian muslims

>12 off this over already
Is it, dare I say it, on?

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if maxwell or smoth were still there then fine but not with these lads

>Still not denying he's a mudslime

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shane warne
fucks even hotter slags and is a better cricket player.

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

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>quality white punani
No such thing

Cringe banter m8

I didn't even know he was sick

why didn't he just hit it for six instead of being brutally murdered?

Reckon he'd be in this side?

Only Paki i like.

I reckon we're better than muslims, chinese and niggers.

Aussie cockroaches, always a pain to kill off

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what the fuck is this

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what do you want me to say retard? i say im not muslim and you will say im lying kek
fact is youre the dumbcunt making this about religion when all i said was i hate indian cricket.

This chad

>tactically astute: knows how to kill his enemies in a riot and get away with it
>makes enemies seethe
>so much winning
>dumped his wife coz he knows women are a waste of time

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Fine let's see the results.

On par with Chinese because you guys don't commit crimes and mostly keep to yourselves.

no he'd hace been a specialist test opener a la rodgers

>/pol/cuck is here

ex neighbours actor on the voice
makes sense

kek remember the memes when that one linkin park member or what ever moved to aus and we'd get memed all the time in the threads? fuck that was a fun summer

Looks like a chair.

the fact shitter dhawan scored a ton is the saddest thing

Sorry forgot pic

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Thoughts on Muhammed?

Only muslims get so triggered over religion. This is how I know you're one of them.

bit of a nonce isnt he?

>>tactically astute: knows how to kill his enemies in a riot and get away with it
Need a source for this lad.

Something abiut this pic gets me so hard, the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

Wasim Akram is known to be THE most hung guy in cricket, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed this chick's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with wasim barely able to force it past the knob, and the thot moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on liams throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it.

this is the innings

Don't see anything about religion in this post

i was pretty clearly triggered way before that when i made my initial post about how i was seething that we lost.

Warner's fault

score some facking runs

>that manjaw
>quality white punani

>clamping down on liams throbbing monstrosity

who's liam? did wasim get cucked?

Innovation That Excites

Why are you so butthurt over religion?

I like when commentators say things that are a bit like /cric/ memes

For me, I rate East Asians and Arabs higher. Fiji-Indians are alright.

What's he thinking right now

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haha me too

we need to bleach more indian women

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>virgin
>chad
Kripya ek chune

>i was seething that we lost
>we
No you're team isn't playing today ahmed.

Not sure why religion was brought up in the first place if the post was about cricket

>arabs
kek fuck off abdallah

>we lost
mate the game is still happening

>Arabs
Why? And isn't China fucking up your real estate market?

How the fuck did you know I had the neighbours theme song playing in my head?

Chutiya country, i hope you cunts drown cuz of global warming. Idgaf if its at the expense of some lungis.

>4% chance for Aus win

Reckon these win predictors are a load of bollocks lads

lads

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Indians are literally the result of a failed bleaching experiment.

I'll bring up whatever the fuck I want. Most of /cric/ is off-topic anyway.

you are australian

Please do. My parents are traditional Indian and I don't know how they'll react to me having a white gf. The more mixed relationships we have the better things become.

Please come to India and fuck our women.

kek you brought it up because YOU are triggered about religion.

So you admit you're on the ropes then? Alright

should i move to canada lads?

lol what happened

Yes

Only if you are from Punjab

it's over lads

Keep giving strike to nile

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FUCK OFF COULTER-NILE YOU DOUBLE BARRELLED MUTT
USELESS CUNT

piece of shit semi-NEET here lads should I go to South America or India to fuck girls and do drugs until I die?

Funny thing I was speaking to a Gujarati on /int/ and I asked him how his parents would react to him marrying a non-Indiain:
>North European: They'd disown him
>Chinese or Black: They'd kill him
>But weirdly Mediterranean: They'd probably be ok with

quite fascinating
My parents don't give a fuck as long as she isn't black.
Interesting how it differs by country.

based Kohli

My girlfriend just blew her nose using kitchen towel, who the fuck does that. Such a waste, use toilet paper ya bitch.

Why do the Indians have their first names on their jerseys?

steelix doesn’t float

you don't see anyone even remotely enjoying themselves around Warner, he never should have been allowed back into the group.

Bumrah hits himself in the balls in his follow through

Hope he already has kids

it's pretty much and i'm pretty confident we can win the world cup now

does chandigarh count?

I'm coming over this year to poo in your loo, yank

Well played, India. Time to sleep.

Pattaya lad. You’ll get robbed in South America and India is a literal shit hole to pick up in.

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Nah I literally exposed you for the butthurt mudslime that you are.

go to Paraguay
it's like a dumping ground for whiteys

I was just looking at a random Paraguayan border town with Argentina and it's apparently mini-Ukraine.

It's hilarious how you just have random spatterings of Euros everywhere.

>tfw we almost won but based Carey might do something

South America . Colombia

You could probably sell that towel.

makes me fucking angry they brought him back into the team in the first place. he had literally NO evidence to warrant it. his form was shit in grade cricket and he didnt particularly do much in the ipl even
and before his ban his ODI form was fucking garbage.

Yes

It's weird because they happily watch Bollywood films where Indians marry non-indians. but they have different standards for their own children.

Indians are wooden and impossible to communicate with even if they speak English. Arabs are more relatable and even an East Asian who doesn't speak a word of English but who smiles and mimes actions can communicate more through emotional display.

>anyone who bullies me is a muslim
Like I said, you're on the ropes.

>Thailand
Enjoy your death

REMINDER: Almost all the poostralia, poo peeland and englandistan posters are diaspora mudslimes. Disgusting.

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Agreed 100% about east asians. Arabs have no been like that all in my experience and in general they refuse to assimilate. at least first generation indians are very aussie.

so true

True

Neither. Stop running from your problems and work on fixing your own life lad. I believe in you.

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>first generation indians are very aussie
shouldn't the second gen be even more Aussie then

england doesn't have muslims
that's a dumb /int/ meme

I caught you because of how butthurt you are about religion. That's how I know you're a muslim.

Stop it anons, /cric/ is not even that active on Yea Forums and the total posters don't even number hundred.
Let's keep it comfy.

GTMRWN!

>all day poopeelians have been spouting shit about based carey

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based. india is white and belongs in /hoc/ tbqhwy

dunno about the english and poo peelanders but the australian posters are all white

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he's cancer. what can you expect from a cuck who thought marrying a slut who got passed around like a tea cup by rugby players was a good idea. Deserves nothing less than to fade into irrelevance with lacklustre performances.

well played to india tbf they were better in every way
also FUCK warner

/pol/ arrived
Zero discussion on the match and based Carey

my Indian boss Mr Mohammed said I can have tomorrow off because he'll be celebrating India's victory

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making a bold prediction here that poosies are gonna lose this one

based

I've don't Phuketev and Bangkok, heard good things about Pattaya and I could probably navigate it ok after Bangkok but I want a big booty latina..

he literally dropped hardick who went on to score like 50 off 24 deliveries.

.

One average looking bloke and a bunch of mongs. B-b-but we're white.

Carey will win it for ausbros

15.5

thanks mate, will do some research.

>who thought marrying a slut who got passed around like a tea cup by rugby players was a good idea
Umm, what are you talking about?

This pic is not from Saudi Arabia. This picture is from your country

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>stadium playing chak de India

>11million viewers on Hotstar
Is every single half shitskin in US watching this or something?

the point is that we're not muslim you illiterate retard

why is Jadhav on the team

I tipped India.

>HURR ANYONE WHO HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION IS /POL/

aus just has to score six more sixes and they're home free

what the fuck? is that a paid streaming service and actually says the viewer count?

Shut up /pol/tard
>Inb4 Muslim
I'm a janeudhari bremen

Cricket is just replacing Baseball my friend

cumGONE

I accept my cope, and >we haven't won today, but he A) spend a tonne of time making an innings for himself B) spent an egregiously long time saluting when he got out, C) got out his own captain, and obviously talked over him.

I fucking hate him so much.

>CUMGOD

Dhoni dabbing on Pakistan with each catch he takes

hotstar is available all over the world methinks

...

How can you tell from a photo, dumbass?

Brahmans are top cucks and you should kys

They have live viewer count

Paid, yeah. All the people in the chat are spamming Indian flags and shit English.

Based. What can I do to accelerate this trend?

nobody ever call a pitch ‘450 par’ ever again

Umm no sweety you're like part of the problem so off yourself.
#smashthebrahmanicalpattyarchy

CUM STATUS:
BUMMED

>all white
>brown girl

*richo wants to know your location*

Candice Falzon (Warner) is known here for her time as a sport fuck for rugby league players, pretty sure there's low quality phones nudes of her fucking Braith Anasta floating around

What's the point of posting this in a cricket general
Go back 2 /pol/

>What can I do to accelerate this trend?
isn't there a large subsection of Americans who suck Europe's cock and think everything we do is cultured and sophisticated?
maybe just exploit those people

yup. he's a sickening piece of shit and his inclusion in the team makes me fucking seethe
the worst part is he will probably have one solid innings this WC and everyone will suck his cock and it'll solidify his place in the team.
FUCK

He hasn't recovered

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>everyone I disagree with is /pol/

is it regional locked to america or does this include people from india as well.
kind of insane if its just america wtf

country of 300 million plus bruv so not impossible but I agree that 11 million for cric is pretty wild, maybe burgers just see "world cup" and think "World series" so they pour another cup of diabetes and settle in

I don't think they're going to make it lads

only like 4 million Indian people here, no one else would subscribe to that. Also that's how many people watch the NBA finals.

I see a lot of Caribbean people here playing cricket in the park

36. Not good, not terrible.

>what is sampling bias
Might as well take a picture at a jewish gathering and call the whole country jewish. Muslims are something like 3-5% of the population here.

I assume you must be from Hampshire.

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He should gay marry KP, they're two of a kind. Make their honeymoon permanent and they'd both be out of the way.

KP is likeable though. And has a basic concept of morality. I bet Warner would have no issues shooting bullets at endangered species, but being Warner they're likelyt to be blanks.

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