ENGLAND vs SCOTLAND Women’s World Cup

England #6 & 10

2,3,14,4,11,22 for ENG

1,5,14,9,16,23,11 for the scots

MAKE WAY
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Which brits should I cheer for

for me, it's forum.phun.org/threads/leigh-nicol.2810570/

a curious omission from the squad

for me it's alex greenwood

Not very progressive desu

OOGA BOOGA
WHER DA WH*TE WYMIN AT

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>#21, #4... #22

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What time is E3?

i'm taking eng #12 and sco #5

Scottish goalie is a qt.

Leah Williamson is cute

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The state of our genetics

Hope Solo is a pundit.

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niiice red button no comms

POST

Didn't know Scotland was a separate entity in Hetalia. Pretty sure it was United Kingdom in the show.

Here, Yank.

>England is going to lose on benuties to Swiss
lmao

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Arby’s is one of the guests on BBC coverage

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scottish women are the most powerful beings in the universe

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Is that European food? Looks fucking disgusting.

That's haute cuisine in Scotland pal.

It's Scottish. Deep fried everything!

>European food
Just once I want a thread with no Americans. Just once.

you'd love it you fat mess

>Not liking fried food

Nigger get out
YOU'RE NOT AMERICAN!

Fuck off bong. Without us you would be speaking German.

Shut up and say thanks.

probably not what she was expecting when she was asked to "Work for the BBC"

I think it’s either an OC or it’s from the manga.

Jill "i will break you" Scott in the midfield, how do kiltfags stand a chance?

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>Operation Sea Lion was a major wargame conducted at Royal Military Academy Sandhurst in 1974. Its aim was to find out what might have happened had Nazi Germany launched Operation Sea Lion, their planned invasion of southeast England during World War II, in September 1940.

>After the game's conclusion, the umpires unanimously concluded that the invasion was a devastating defeat for the German invasion force.

'no'

>tell me what gallus means

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As a scot living abroad, INJECT THIS INTO MY VEINS

Where’s your deep fried mars bar lad?

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Scot in heart, or Scot in nationality? And by heart I mean, clogged to fuck.

ENG 2 & 14
SCO 1 & 9

rest are dogs

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Scots aren't people

Thanks m8, now I need to order one for tonight

I may be American, but that looks too far.
You gotta do Oreos, Bong

Scotland.

>Simulation

Yeah, have fun with that.

CMON ENGLAND, SAY THE LINE

Thanks for joining in at the start and not being pussies until the Japs bombed you.
You truly did prevent the great German invasion of Britain, as was their plan.

>England Women's is managed by a man
Men taking job away from us once again. We should manage the men's team. We couldn't do worse than losing to the Swiss.

the gid guys (girls)

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Both

>no deep fried doner meat

>man
Are you sure about that

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is there even a good female manager at the moment ?

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Post Scottish Pokemon memes.

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Be nice to your girl when Scotland beats you, Britbongs

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There is an alarming lack of diversity in the Scottish team.

ERM

Coming home status?

Scots are Britbongs you dumb cunt.

id let her break me

>domestic violence increases 38% if England loses

Those are rookie numbers

Population is 96% white pal, truly the white man's paradise

Domestic violence decreases 100% when you are single and alone. I’m doing my part

Yes? How else can you do it? It's been done several times, using German documents and statistics. Hell, they even fucking handicap the British forces where they pretend a storm prevents the Royal Navy from challenging the crossing (crossing in hastily converted Dutch canal barges and not dedicated amphibious craft).

I don't think you realised what the British had planned if the invasion happened. We planned to cover the landing beaches, before the Germans landed but where we knew they would, with poison gas. This technically didn't break the Geneva Convention and had the Germans landed in it, their fault, not ours. If they didn't, it would delay them longer and give us more reaction time. We planned to set the sea on fire. We planned to set the south of England on fire. We had multiple layers of defences. The German's planned an invasion with like 240,000 troops. It would have taken two weeks for them to have lost and they would have penetrated 2 of the defensive lines. The Germans DIDN'T do it because they knew the Royal Navy Home Fleet would have destroyed the German supply fleet and reinforcement fleets, even in a theoretical situation where the British had no aircraft.

Leah Williamson, easy.

ITS COMIN HAME, ITS COMIN HAME, ITS COMIN

FITBAWS COMIN HAME

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disgraceful isn't it

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Next time, get the invitations to the dance to us on time.

Shhhh, calm your rage, no need to get violent just because you are British

I want to tongue her asshole lads

Scotland are Britbongs you autistic fuck.

SEETHING.

Just say thanks and go back to being raped by Muslims.

easily 2nd from left

Imagine the smell.

Picture of English homes after Scotland wins.

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#22 for Scotland is hot

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>No Fakers ad

Is this a fucking clown pepe ad?

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chubby kroos?

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Young too. Nice.

>invitation
You decided to not get involved until you were attacked you fucktard

She looks quite acceptable yes.

Do you lads reckon Leigh Nicol is getting her arse fingered right now?

It’s because they’re based.

I do not, no.

>someone put a wig on a potato
>user thinks it’s hot
The fucking state of you

she the one with the leaks?

Not much else to do if you're not selected

What leaks?

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You do realise the amount of Muslims in USA is like 5 times the amount of people in UK, right?

England vs Switzerland status: it's coming home

the one and only

Is this wank actually worth watching?

she was pretty hot

this is UK version of Brazil vs Argentina right?

Shut up bitch. Your queen admitted it.

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> not a single one is cute

Anglos, I see a man face everytime I look at one.

I'm ready for the bantz

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I know you only see women in burkas down in Engpaki land, but this is what REAL women look like

bit of weed banter there

Scottish Claire Emslie
English Leah Williamson

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How many goalkeeping errors in the first half?

love a bit of women's footy

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I think Fran Kirby is cute

You mean Mexicans, but I see your point.

Wow, women's teams are racist!

any stream???

You just KNOW englel will get btfo

this is the first time I've ever seen Scotland at a world cup

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Which one lads?

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Jesus Christ those English women can’t sing.

How rich are the White Stripes? Even fucking GGG comes out this song.

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>God Save the Queen

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More like Brazil v Paraguay

the one and only obviously

She was cuter with short hair tbqh

Lmao at England not having their own national anthem.

SporTV3

4 obviously

I had never head the Scottish anthem but by god is it the most Scottish thing I've ever heard

I was hoping Carla Humphrey would be on the English squad desu.

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Far right

Far right.

What Scotch are you guys drinking?

Holy shit why are scottish women so ugly? FUCKING HELL THIS IS SCARY TURN OFF THE DAMN CAMERA

Not for much longer.

we're gonnae win

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>Flower of Scotland

The fuck

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>tfw you remember 1998 WC and realise it was 21 years ago

I'm too old to still be on here

[BAGPIPES INTENSIFY]

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WHO

The only real answers.
Chloe Arthur is also acceptable.

No she didn't. You do realise that the British Empire covered 25% of the planet, right? You do realise the French Empire didn't suddenly go 'Welp, mainland France is gone, better give up, lads', right? There was no way, in World War 2, with the geopolitical situation that was around, that the Allies would have lost. Had the Americans not entered the war and remained neutral, then the war would have still been lost for Germany because even in 1940 the German High Commander said the German Armed Force was overstretched and not equipped to fight Empires like Britain and France, who had large navies. The Russians alone would have eventually beaten Germany, simply through weight of numbers. Another 40-50 million Russians would have died but it would have been done.

AND SENT THEM HOMEWARDS

TO THINK AGAIN

So this is the power of incest.

The BAME easily.

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That middle cutie in pink

>The 2 worst anthems of the tournament in the same game

Does that mean you are gonna win or not?

I'll take them all. I'm hardcore!

Orange one.

Can’t wait for the US game and see actual cuties on the field

This, the SSB is better than this bullshit

Reminder it's actually a song written in the 60s by a folk band and has ZERO historical significance

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They won't get another referendum vote because it would completely defeat their purpose. They'll get another one in 40 years time. Which was the agreement.

Nobody post it

Was she on Geordie Shore?

that's 1 chorus? Jesus Scotland that is the longest national anthem ever.

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>don't come home too soon was their official song

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Scottish National anthem is the only one that comes close to the Star spangled banner

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Too many dykes tho. Plus, for some reason I always crave Arby's when the US Women's Team competes.

>Zwayer VAR-Ref
haha this will be a shitshow

Beth Mead could peg me

>The star spangled wanker speaks

I'm excited, let's go Scotland. Do it for FREEEEEEDOOOOOOOM

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t. asspained paki

>Phil Neville is the coach of the England women's team

WOT

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>No one is on the very top stands

THIS MATCH IS DEAD
USA SIZE WINS ALL

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A teacher in my old school was the brother of Jill Scott

Would take Cuthbert on a nice seafood dinner desu

CAM ON SCOTLAND

Get your bets on lads

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ghouls v creatures of the night

How about this youtube.com/watch?v=ydAIdVKv84g

I'm just observing. I think Scotland could do much better.

Aye but Eng #5 looks more like the type to do that sort of thing

german VAR ref... definitely gonna fuck us

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Must feel weird for the Scots to be in a World Cup.

FUCKIN RUN ABOOT PASS THE BAW CROSS IT DEFEND DONT FUCKIN DAE THAT NAWWWWW KICK IT RUN AFTER IT SHOOT AT THE FUCKIN GOALS NAWWWWW FUR FUCK SAKE NAWWWW

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How much complaining has there been about the main commentator being a bloke?

COME ON SCOTLAND FOOKIN REK EM.

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> so cucked he actually uses the BAME term
That ad placement worked

Would put one between her post.
:)

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For me it’s evans

5 1 3 4 2

G'WAN ARE SLAGS

Ok I'm bored already lads

i remember the opening game against brazil clearly

21 fucking years ago

bros i am in love

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LEEETTSS GOOOO ENNNGLANNNND

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Far left and Far right for me lads.

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Reminder that German WWII generals took part and were totally btfo

English team is too white. Where all the muzzles?

Why does Norf FC lad hate Pepe?

Evans

How many have blown him for a place in starting 11?

shit taste as expected from Murrifats

me too. she's also man united's captain

that jill scott lass is an absolute unit, is she the tallest player at the world cup?

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The weak should fear the strong.

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Nailed that alky bastard's patter tbf

Because goal post nationalism knows no end, no one is safe

Muzzies don't allow their women to do anything, plus they are all pakis so if they were allowed they would contribute shit to the NT like how there are zero pakis on the mens NT.

They're cooking,what do you expect....

As you wish khaleesi

Looks like she's ready for a BLACKED shoot

Bases SeaLoin poster

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France has a woman-mountain in defence

This match is so British, it shit the Queen.

>Not a single actual ginger or Scottish phenotype in the entire squad

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I want to live in England to have an English qt now

>Scotland with all the possession

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Where's the Belgian bro from the other thread? Told you our ambassador would be there

got a name?

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Why isn't there a trans 'woman' dominating women's football yet?

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>Last name is Scott
>Is English

Anglo'd

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Should have worn a red shirt

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Any of these slags got decent arses today lads?

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COME ON SCOTLAAAAANDD!!!

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>Sophie Howard

based same name as a bit titty british slag

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I think it's Wendie Renard.

Are traps allowed in this tournament?

England left back looks hot

Fuck of were full

He's really there ? BASED

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Where's /ourlass/?

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Is he?

Traps are not women you fucking faggot

>pass out of the box

Welsh lad here, hope the Scots ravage the saeson twats, drinking some irn bru in support.

Embarrassing

Only cute ones

Guys I had an Irn Bru last night it’s a sign that Scotland are going to win.

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Went to school with England #16

SHE CUTE

The scottish women looks midget face to the english ones...

>Finnish TV is supposed to send footy
>its actually fucking tennis

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Why doesnt Wales have a cricket team?

Nah

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>last name Paris
>be britbong

anybody know the name of the edm song they play before kickoff?

This kind of sucks lads

Only on team Brazil.

why is it that the national womens team is full of ethnically native women, but the mens have more descendants from immigrants?

Englands #3 #11 #14
Scotlands #1 #14 #18 #20

Why are they so shit lads?

Cute.

Women should wear skirts for this sport like they do in field hockey. Prove me wrong

where are their giant ginger Karen Gillan types? don't they play football?

Darude - Sandstorm

>pinnacle of women's football
>hyped to fuck by every media outlet to the point of oversaturation
>maximum exposure a year on from a nation gripped by world cup fever
>two first world neighbouring countries playing in a match which should be competitive
>hosted in a country just over a tiny channel
>in a resort city easily and cheaply accessible by cheap flights
>STADIUM IS FUCKING EMPTY!!!

I never want to hear any cunt whining about how women's football isn't taken seriously ever again.

France is rightful English clay.

can't listen to jonathan pearce without thinking about robot wars

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Mens' academies place a lot of faith in le pacy black physical lads

That’s the way (((they))) want it.

Why do all Brits look like game of thrones people?

>yfw the distance from Plymouth to Thurso is shorter than the distance from Houston to El Paso

Fucking countrylets

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Does that make Germany rightful polish clay?

Because whites actually treat their women well and give them freedom, unlike the immigrants from the "midul eest". Who would have thunk it?

England is rightful French clay.

For me it's Takeshi's Castle.

They don't even let their women show their face, you think those cavemen are gonna let them wear shorts and play sports?

Do one cunt.

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Don't forget about John French

How shit is the new one going to be?

HANDBALL, IT'S COMING HOME

>England cheating already

>Paris plays for England

????

wut, but that's exactly proof that it isn't taken seriously...

Na, it should be more like hurdling gear.

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>tfw watching the game with my bro
>hasnt looked up from his phone once

is he gay?

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Done so well for England lately.

VAR Var var var var var var var

>be New England
>bigger than actual England

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BASED VAR

COLONISED

VARed

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Fuckn refball

Shit.

Darude - Flower of Scotland

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Belgium is english clay, protect us from might French and Dutch

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Boomers are low hanging fruit m8

>bigger than yurop
>back to back Copa America champions

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Oh boy VAR

Why don't they just shoot for the top of the goal every time they're close enough to make it? The keepers literally can't reach that high.

daft jock slag

FUE PENAL

refball

VAR'D

fuck, got a strong urge to fap too Lara now

BLACKED

Whiter too.

Because Welsh players used to play for the Great British team back when that was a thing, and we haven't cared enough to form our own team since that disbanded.

Tough scene Scotland

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She's gonna get that white dick tonight

CAM ON SLAGS SCORE SAM FAKKIN GOALSSS

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Lads whose your favorite bong ginger?

>Le kill all the romans slag

>Le kill all the Catholics slag

>Le never have sex with anyone and get smallpox slag

>Le sit in a castle until you get your head chopped off by the aforementioned smallpox slag slag

Trying to think of others but I'm too hungover

NO FUE PENAL!!

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category 5 chimpout

>VAR btfos mens team in nations league
>saves womens team in world cup

>10 white players
>give the pen to the nog

DAS IT MANE

>harsh

it was a fucking blatant penalty. intent is irrelevant. don't stick your arm out

>ENGLEL

England are cowards they can’t get an ethnic English to take the penalty so they get a nigger to do it.

Imagine being so happy for scoring a penalty that was literally gifted to you by VAR

Goalie chose right but the damn goal is way too big for women to actually manage to cover.

The ref is bribed with Anglo-Jewish money

lmao game over

FUCK ENGLISH REF CUNT

GET IN

There's no Muzzies in the men's team. Never has been.

>saves womens team
???

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So what's this new rule that makes this a foul/ penalty?

looked like she was hit by the ball without reaching for it

wish i had a bird who liked football

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How many Games do they want to ruin with this shit.

ERA

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Embarassing from the jock commentator

Trips confirm

VAR is shit.

OH NO NO NO
Porridge wogs and their muh heritage faggots absolutely seething.

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IT'S NOT FAIR

STURGEON MUST CONDEMN

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FUCK THIS GAME
>SCOTTISH REFERENDUM NOW
FUCK THIS GAME
>SCOTTISH REFERENDUM NOW
FUCK THIS GAME
>SCOTTISH REFERENDUM NOW
FUCK THIS GAME
>SCOTTISH REFERENDUM NOW
FUCK THIS GAME
>SCOTTISH REFERENDUM NOW
FUCK THIS GAME
>SCOTTISH REFERENDUM NOW
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>SCOTTISH REFERENDUM NOW
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>SCOTTISH REFERENDUM NOW
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>SCOTTISH REFERENDUM NOW

Come on Scotland regroup and press an attack.

This is like the third penalty of the day

Yes but the excuses trotted out go along the lines of "my soggy knees in the media don't give the women's game any exposure".

Reminder that no one in England cares about this, but the Scots do purely because they're playing us.
Such sad people.

Hand was in an unnatural position. It wasn't by her body, she was sticking it out.

actually feel sorry for the jocks that was bullshit

How does a RBMK reactor explode?

no business having your arm that high, 100% penalty every time

arf too short sry

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You're just in shock, comrades.

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Scots are SEETHING

These VAR refs are fucking stupid
Same in the south Africa game they got robbed

That shouldn't have been a penalty and I'm English

Hopefully we'll put another 5 past Scotland so we win fair

nah see

It doesn't

Its doesn't

Fuck VAR.

The pubs are probably packed up there watching this. Scots are pathetic.

youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM

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england women to reach semis and lose on pens
its a natural thing, its just happens

This man is delusional. Get him to the infirmary.

>all this bitching about "oh that's just where your arms go"
Fuck off, if you're waving your arms about in the box you can't be surprised when you give away a pen. Players know exactly what they're doing when they do that.

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Reminder that Scotland is a large cult full of people brainwashed into hating poor English people more than rich scots

They always are, it's their natural state.

Not a fan of vaginas but still watching this tbqh

that's usually not the issues they have with women's football. It's either sexism or the pay that are mentioned.

We're a tennis nation anyway

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The lack of containment to allow onload refuelling and lack of a corium spreading mechanism is a large cause.

10/10 would eat fish and chips with

Why was e3 so subdued this year? It had barely any hype, Sony isn’t even there. I have to look up Microsoft I missed it.

Seriously women’s soccer is what ‘pol/ dreams about racially

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>activate VAR sequence

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yeah it's like watching horse racing with donkeys

rolling for my new domfu

Scotland have to win they’re all white this is basic racial laws.

>Jock and jf will claim this isn't a blatant pen

imagine replying to your own shitpost

Why do all the English islands hate England?

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the classic

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That's not really true. Scots hate other Scots way more then we hate the English

There is a BBC Scotland Sports Head Writer with the surname English. It's the funniest fucking shit.

Andy Murray is English

absolutely correct, a defender in their own penalty area MUST be aware of his arm placement, these cunts don't even know the basics of the game

The pay is due to a lack of exposure which is the fault of sexism.

THE ONLY FLOWER I LIKE IS A FLOWER THAT CAN PIERCE AN ENGLISHMAN'S THROAT

Because we're bigger and better than them. They're barely even countries, have you seen their population?

what about scottish rugby ?

Divide and conquer strategy from the ruling class

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It doesn't, and you didn't see graphite because it's not there!

Dunblane is posh enough to be basically England to be fair.

Why do we always have retards who don't know the rules to comment on handballs?

> Position of the hand does not necessarily mean that there is an infringement

Please go home with your "unnatural position" or "you can't put your arms that high" bullshit, unless you can actually quote this shit from the official rules : fifa.com/mm/document/afdeveloping/refereeing/law_12_fouls_misconduct_en_47379.pdf

Sticky when

He's not the head writer

And he's Northern Irish anyway

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>Phwooaaar Bazza yer loookin' sexeh as bloodeh fuck...
>love yer in that wig, mate...
>Never fort ya 'ad this side to ya Bazza, reet fit....
>ya smell good bazza... is that a steak bake on yer breath? yer turnin' me on.... fookin 'ell
>can yer feel me sosig roll Bazza? iter'll onleh sting for a second..
>nah course i wont tell Shazza....

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>Reminder that Scotland is a large cult full of people brainwashed into hating poor English people more than rich scots
Reminder that England is a large cult full of people brainwashed into hating poor European people more than rich anglos

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based

It's because it's worse, not because of sexism. Conference North players don't get the same pay as PL players and nor should they

never a pen.

england cheating as always

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VAR refball has decided half the matches so far.

What a fucking abomination.

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Did he kill Southgate (RIP England's Brave Lion F) so that he could steal his waistcoat look"

same

They always are to be fair

>celebrating an offside goal

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A conference north XI would be six up by now.

BASED OFFSIDE.

the male feminist look

They bloody tiny and yet the demand such a big stay in everything, its a joke

He does pretty much every single Scotland article I have seen regarding football. Also, I am fucking aware. That just adds to the lel.

lucy bronze is honestly the only womens player i've seen so far this world cup who can actually cross. the crossing overall has been so shit and aimless. she's whipping them in with pace and curl, looks a cut above anything i've seen so far.

23,23 split 46
46x2 = 92
rolled round both teams twice
my new domfu is england #1
cool, ruined handjobs by a goalie wearing gloves

The three big problems for women are goalkeeping, ball control, and defending (esp. tackling).
The first one is understandable, they're too short, the goals just need to be made smaller. But what the fuck is their problem with the other two? Why are women so bad at ball control and basic defending?

Reminder Scotland has a genetics problem.

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Surprisingly a good match.

There's going to be VAR in the eplel next season

>this cannae be happ'nin

>england women play more attractive football than the men
maybe equal pay isnt a meme after all

Haha dumb bitch

Reminder that Europe is a cult full of people brainwashed into hating poor migrants instead of their rich American puppeteers

you are high on rotting cheese Pierre. Unnatural position of your arm is always a penalty, there's a reason defenders usually stand with their hands on their backs.

it's all Varball now

AYE BUT LETS SEE YA ENGLISH BASTARDS WIN A GAME OF CURLING OR SHINTY THEN

>english falseflaggers using the limmy gimmick

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Do you live in Area 51 user?

DAT FLICK

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yes, bronze is elite

BASED

our women's team are unironically better to watch than our mens

Nikita Paris the female Ronaldo

Based

sometimes in women's football the player with the ball just isn't closed down and is under zero pressure. it's so surreal to watch

cute

>he says that in our language
Cuck

Scottish comeback coming soon mark my words.

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>celebration is making glasses on your face
>couldn't see you were miles offside

Pottery

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No, I couldn’t get my top secret clearance. I was reclassed as aerospace propulsion.

>deliberate act of a player making contact with the ball with his hand or arm
Raising your arm out into a position where the ball is very likely to be kicked into it counts as this, Abdul.

even in the mens game no fucker can take a corner that clears the first man* anymore
shits a joke
*person

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>It is an offence if a player:
>touches the ball with their hand/arm when:
>• the hand/arm has made their body unnaturally bigger
>• the hand/arm is above/beyond their shoulder level (unless the player deliberately plays the ball which then touches their hand/arm)

Page 104

joga bonito

Do you guys have a electoral college where everyone gets so many delegates of the vote?

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Notice how the women don't dive or feign an injury every thirty seconds like the men do

It's like watching them replays of farmers playing eachother in the 60s you get on sky sports when no football is on

We lack the 'pace' and 'athleticism' of other teams if you know what I mean

Now you're getting it.

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Reminder that USA is a cult full of people brainwashed into hating poor mexicans instead of their rich Jew puppeteers

>
how are yu making these so fast

No because that's the worst system on Earth.

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This

VAR is destroying the game

Smelly baguettefag totally BTFO

i get this reference
but only because of Yea Forums memes

>this scottish twat on commentary still whinging about the penalty

I know scotland are wank and are being mollycoddled because of it but why are we pretending it wasn't a pen

that scotland manager is cute af

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Does greenwood have any nudes?

Is it me or are some of these english chicks wearing make up?

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Based.

I thought English women looked like this?

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When they brought VAR it was supposed to only be for clear and obvious errors.
If they use it for every decision like they're doing currently it actually does ruin the game.

Only thing that had to be improvised right now was the flags and shirt colours, which is just an easy insert.

i love it when the ball bounces 3 or 4 times with no-one near it in a fashion that you wouldn't see in under 12s football

its great

milner is a traitah

>seething when a handball isn't seen
>seething when it IS seen

You morons don't know what you want. If it's a foul, it should be called.

She's nearly 50.

just cashed out for 530, great weekend lads. putting the lot straight on japan half time + canada half time for the 1k.

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It's equally awful to our system of barely any democracy

kek

Made them yesterday whilst bored at work m8.

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This.
>pass is one micrometer offside, or onside, nobody can tell because there's no side-on view
>definitely not clear and obvious
>cancel it for VAR anyway
But they are hardly going to turn down a chance to decide the results of games so VAR is trucked out whenever a team needs to be fucked over.

It's actually somehow even worse.

Because the refs never call it, it’s incredibly refreshing to see people fall down and have no expectations of getting a penalty.

liar. no chance you'd get 530 cash out there. 450 at best prove me wrong

Haha these are great

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create arguments, arguments mean feedback on bbc website, justifies extended coverage of womens game, means more license fee money goes into the game and keeps the bloke in a job
hes getting paid to shitpost which means he can earn more to shit post in the future
fair play to him

That and for things like fouls when they watch them in slow-mo it always looks worse than it actually was, so the refs are going to be harsher with the cards.

Did you enjoy the World Cup final being decided by VAR refball?

Are you saying putting your hands behind you back is a natural position? Who/what then defines a "natural position" is?
If I'm falling on the ground, hands forward as a reflex to soften my fall and the ball touches my hand, it's unnatural?
This is exactly the kind of shit created by shitty pundits or commentators that spread like fire despite being complete unicorns.
Official rules are crystal clear. Stick to them.

eng goalkeeper looks like Ariel X, half time can't come soon enough

At least in america when the candidates are selected by the party they pretend to have a primary election

heard you were talking shit about the electoral college

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>NOOO HELP ME EU THE ENGLISH ARE UNFAIIR NOOOOOOO-

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The WC got the balance mostly right.
They're just going too far with it now.

Seriously if you did do EC more people might move away from England and there would be less anger because rural areas would feel represented.

>cashout is £530 of a £540 return
>England only up by 1 with an hour to play

Why lie?

Wish it was raining lads

...

Where are you watching the game lads ?

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It's on its way out

Just a reminder that England are 1-0 up because of the broken VAR system.

i thought hamilton was mexican?

All they need to do is move Parliament out of London.

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Here in nc it’s been raining for four days straight and will continue for three more.

YES! It always looks worse in slowmo, so more pens are given

scotland 14

We basically do. It'd be entirely possible in our elections for the winning party to lose the popular vote

Reminder that your country is a cult

Lucy Bronze just for those thighs

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>NC
Based

'ate England
'ate ma smack addiction
'ate salad wi ma kebab
'ate that ma kids are in care

luv Scotland
luv a good sausage supper
luv smack
luv irn bru

Simple as ya ken

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Kek again

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If England win from a VAR penalty then we boycott the union and lynch the Queen lads

inna pub
family birthday thing
bunch of them off shopping, me and brother getting drunk in pub n watching game till get told to go back to rented place

Why does the ref have her mic taped to her face?

even for a boring english wank, this is particularly dire banter

LOL no. 3/4 of the states would have to approve to change the Constitution, that's not going to happen.

>half time result
if you don't have a fucking clue what you are looking at why reply? scottish mongrels

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The rural areas are already given disproportionate power because of gerrymandering you corrupt little pig

Reminder that your country is an Islamic caliphate.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Popular_Vote_Interstate_Compact
Tick tock user

Thanks for proving my point :)

It’s coming home

gottverdammt

Fucks sake.

ARE GIRLS

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nice pass from #10

Why do you want us to lose? We are probably more related to you than jocks

poor little scotland ha ha

IT HAS BEEN SUMMONED

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DELETE.

THERE IS NO GOING BACK

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NOOOOOOOOOOO.

ONLY DARKNESS NOW

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That's not even remotely appetizing

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Actually, the last name of my maternal grandfather (Hoy) is probably of Scottish or Irish origin .

Definitely not a trap.

So who won?
I didn't watch the game, frens.