Heem

Too bad she's a shit fighter.

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In the interview he admitted that he didn't really feel the fight until the takedown attempt.
Personally I would say first three minutes were awful

>and call you a manlet
learn

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Nobody cares about a new champ, they care about an old getting btfo. Unfortunately that can’t happen with a vacant belt.

Pettis and Canboy added

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very nice

i care user. that’s my boy

Stopped being funny over an hour ago. Where the FUCK is Zane Simon?
youtu.be/EErlZTIS47c

thank you tonybro

Schmo Blezz

Can we get a faceapp version of this

reminder

No problem homie
Faceapp wouldn’t detect Kevin Pee or Barboza

Forgot pic

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Based

Because the novelty is old now, everyone becoming double champ

he lost to dj

don't respond to the filthy mexican rat and his shitty takes

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I care

judges still gave him both rounds tho, cowboy only caught him in the last 15 seconds of the first round

Champ champ is a meme. You can't be a champion if you only fought once in your division but UFC allows it because it profitable from PR standpoint

I like Cejudo more than DJ. DJ had that unbeatable aura, while we know Cejudo can be beaten because we’ve seen it happen. Makes his fights more interesting
Plus he’s retarded and it’s sort of funny

Faceapp wouldn’t detect Kevin Pee or Barboza

Hmmm wonder why??????

is there any chance of the post-mcgregor ufc giving up on pushing this shitty marketing tactic or are we stuck with this garbage forever

That's a mean side boob

>DJ had that unbeatable aura
yeah nah he got owned by The Decisionater lol and raped on the ground by Tim Elliot until he gassed

Mighty Meme is just that - a meme. he's not a GOAT. he finna get starched in ONE before his career ends

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Over/ Under 4” or 9cm on Cejudo’s dick?

>Valentina wins the vacant title, never beat the lineal champion
>nobody says anything
>Cejudo wins the vacant title, never beat the lineal champion
>nobody says anything
>Cormier wins the vacant title
>everyone shits on him and calls him a paper champion for not beating a roided up cheater who got stripped

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Kevin Lee doesnt look that bad

does mighty mouse have a sex tape?????

>shitty meme measurements
Cejudo’s want is 7 All-American inches

Jones fans are butthurt crybabies all the time
>"his rods don't help his superior techniques and fight iq!!!
Yes they do, fucking idiots

it’s just fun to shit on cormier. it doesn’t have to make sense, that’s not the goal

Jones is the GOAT, you butthurt crybaby

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Caption this

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youtube.com/watch?v=QnJ9k_Im_5w

>cejudo never beat the lineal champ

He beat TJ while TJ was on roids and EPO . that counts

Reminder that /heem/ joined reddit in hating Henry during TUF
youtu.be/dPr-uhwW0gk
youtu.be/f8z-T2qwNAQ
youtu.be/CeVWxO1YQAw

They had similar output but Tony landed like 20% more shots both rounds.
I will probably rewatch it. Spend too much time looking at Tony getting hit
I think it will only get worse because Dana does what the fuck he wants and he is delusional

damn that's a pretty kino shot

nah I loved Henry on TUF. he was a lovable cornball

>"heh, look at me guys, I'm Joe B"
>contracts his arms to look like a T-Rex
>"sup guys? sup fellas?"
>crickets
one of the best TUF moments of all time

>For Christ also hath once died for sins, the just for the unjust, that he might bring us to God, being put to death in the flesh, but quickened by the Spirit. 1 Peter 3:18

DJ won
Marlon was a fluke artist and never had the 135 belt therefore Cejudo is a double paper champ

thats what a -1500 favorite should be able to do

>Valentina wins the vacant title, never beat the lineal champion
No one cares about >wmma and I didn't even know there was a champion before Valentina

>Cejudo wins the vacant title, never beat the lineal champion
He baited TJ into a auschwitz tier cut and heemed him and his entire legacy in 30 seconds (200 IQ move)

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best thing about when he gets hit is his counters attacks, he gets a lot of damage in through those. you should pay attention to those

Realistically speaking how many more divisions can Henry conquer? 145 seems easy enough regardless if it is frankie or Holloway. Not sure how he gets past Tony though.

>Cejudo used Mexican trickery to get TJ to do roids and ruin his career
>he planned it all from the start

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are you serious about this?

Reeeeeeeeee why didn’t anyone tell me Moreas was a cardiolet? I lost a lot of money

Cejudo will toy with Khabib, sambo is shit compared to an olympic gold medalist

>he is shorter than a girl

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There was no lineal champion of w125 it was awarded to nicco montano when the division was created.
Cejudo beat the lineal 135 pound champ , just at fw instead of bw
Cormier is a fag who picks and chooses easy fights now for legacy and is making a huge deal out of the fact that finally he is doing his job and defending the hw belt against a real contender. Like he is some kind of generous great man for actually giving stipe a rematch after muh money fite fell through.

DC deserves all the hate he gets

You think he can beat tony? Pretty big reach difference there

takeaways from last night:

>Calvin Kattar is the best pure boxer at featherweight.

>Valentina is exciting when she fights aggressively, even if it was a KO against a can.

>Cejudo is a top 2 p4p fighter right now (#1 is Bones).

>Aljo deserves the next title shot while Yan takes a few months to recover. he's fought like 6 times within a year.

>Ivanov is lowkey good and no one has realized it yet. his defense for a small HW is impressive.

>Wineland is a really fun fighter to watch. his old-school fisticuffs style + his mustache is a GOAT combo.

>Suarez is a gaslet and Andrade would knock her the fuck out.

>Ferguson looked better than ever.

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I think light heavyweight is the limit for him but up until there he can do work

Tony should be fighting at Welterweight anyway. He’d be champ of every division from HW to 175

let’s be real, he beats jones 8/10 times. even in hw cejudo is top ten easily

imagine being like kinda short but not too much, something like 5'10-5'9, but having a 9-11 inch dick
It would look insane in pictures, you'd mog everyone online

> *record scratch*
>yep that's me...

Dicey dicey

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Cruz will expose Cepoodo

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I want to pull on his ears

>both rounds

Nigger round 2 was complete tony time

was petr yan named after the search engine yandex.ru ?

>cejudo won
>tony won
>nate vs. pettis in august
we /mexico/ now

Cruz vs Cain for the exploding knees belt.

why do I have to live in the Cedoodoo era

why

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>Henry can’t beat DJ
>n-no way he beat TJ
>marlon is t-too big
>yeah, b-b-but this time!

I'm so glad Poopvasa got deleted last night. Maybe now he can properly train instead of running around trying to get attention by drinking beer like some cringey teenager.

Only the P4P take is particularly egregious because p4p is a meme

Marlon wins the rematch
Eye wins the rematch
Cerrone wins the rematch

This is fact

>If I have respect for somebody, I'm gonna call them "Coach."
- Tony Ferguson

wdhmbt?

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Just me or tony looked fucking great?

He barely got hi and meanwhile he turned Cowboys face into a blood pulp

>b-but cowboy won rd1!
Cringe
Cowboy didn’t land a singe good shot on Tony

kek

his post fight interview is kino
youtube.com/watch?v=ybar8q8hkzc

Barely got hit*

Someday he’s gonna lose and all the stupid shit he does will be lost to the past. Then you will regret not appreciating what you had

>Ivanov
>small heavyweight

He was 251, I wouldn't call that small when you've got Cainbabbys walking around that division at 230.

Also makes you wonder, just how good is JDS?

Honestly, yes. I expected Cowboy to give him hell in the first round because Tony starts off sloppy but it was a lot more even. And in the second he fucking killed him.

SERIOUS QUESTION

what are the chances that antipsychotics increase your pain threshold and/or increase your durability or recovery or show other PED effects?

I'm GENUINELY curious. do not come at me with shitposts.

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>eye wins the rematch
lel good one

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I’m so happy bro. I was worried he wouldn’t be the same after going crazy but it turns out he’s been crazy this whole time so it hasn’t affected his fighting at all lmao

Yair vs Kattar is the fight to make

i thought he was gonna lose, he walked out like a wreck and he was all red around his eyes so i imagined he'd been nervously crying just before

Hes just a big dumb class clown goon, needs to take his job seriously instead of 'going in and smeshing cunts loike a bogan'

Cowboy only won the last 15 seconds of rd1, judges gave it both to Tony

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why is your country absolute ass at producing good fighters? Emil Meek is the best you've got and he's a can. Hermansson is Swedish.

>marlon wins the rematch
LOL aint no one beating the GOAT COMBAT ATHLETE HENRY "PEST EXTERMINATOR" CEJUDO

Low. Antipsychs are used to treat a lot of different things (sometimes used alongside depression meds or for anxiety) and have a range of effects depending on what you have, but most of the time the physical side effects make you feel and perform worse, not better.

No matter how shitty your day is, remember, CHAMP. SHIT. ONLY

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possibly the most mentally stable Tony has ever managed to come across
I'm thinking he's back
we're now living in the blades and shades era

Kek imagine thinking round 2 was anything but a 10-8

No need for us to fight anymore, we got everything we could want

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>she don't hit hard
>keep the pressure

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Let it go. He ain’t fighting again. He’s literally made of glass.

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>Tony beats the entire fucking division, still no title shot
>cutbabyb decisions a 10th ranked guy who came in on a week's notice after ducking Tony 4 fucking times, gets the belt
Really fires up the neurons..

the muzzies will come for your country next and you won't be able to defend yourselves. they're already breeding at a high rate with pure white blonde swedish viking princesses

>after ducking Tony 4 fucking times
For sure Tony 'hurting' his knee and pulling out was Khabibs fault

Shevchenko is objectively the best UFC-fu

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who put that cable there? thought so fuccboi

This is one nasty fuckin American Faggot!!

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Inshallah

I would rather see Kattar/Stephens. Yair is a shitty hypejob

No idea why youd have bet on him when for the most part it was a pick em fight. The safe bet was on cejudo.

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The man in the wall. The man who planted the chip. Likely connected to the physical therapist who gave him a condescending handshake. It’s very obvious when you just look into it.

Now that the dust has settled.

Cowboy won the story, Tony won the exchange.

>5 more minutes, Turkish!
Tony quoting Snatch in his post-card press conference has officially made him one of my favorites.

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The dust particles won the exchange, the settling won the story

They're probably going to book Ferguson vs Cerrone on 242 as a ''backup''

cringe. Tony won the story by being extremely based before, during, and after the fight.

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>tony gets injured once after cutbabyb pulled out 4 fucking times beforehand
>cutbabyb never penalized for his pullouts, immediately handed the belt on a silver platter when Tony gets injured ONCE
For sure it's all Tony's fault that kebab got awarded a brand new can to crush every time he ducked him so he could be in a position to get handed the belt when Tony fucks up once.

Tony won the fight, the match, the battle, the cards, and the war.

Cowboy won the story and the fans.

Neither guy won the title shot.

it's funny that even now fathead dana is unsure to give Tony his titleshot

>the inside of Tony's jacket
HOLY FUCKING BASED

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>a shitty hypejob
that's more applicable to Jeremy "Decision machine" Stephens though

nah, Stephens is a known quantity. no one's hyped about him. he's just a solid knockout threat that's technically and tactically limited. he'll match up very well with The Boston Finisher

>Wake up Max

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>amanda assuming that regular mortal women can take a hit the way she can
oh no

couldn't you get a better angle user? you can't even see his medal. disrespectful tbqh

flushed tomato cans, both cejudo and max

i could heem every hereo

>movie about single-digit-IQ weirdos who love to punch
Are you truly surprised?

don't think you've seen the movie if that's how you'd sum it up

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zero but it instead will lower your testosterone, make you gain a lot of weight, make you sleep 12 hrs a day, and become too lazy to even train

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based and woke

>I haven't watched the movie but i read the description

Half the movie is just those two dumb dudes stumbling their way into bullshit and trying not to be fed to pigs. I still enjoy it but yeah, that’s how I’d sum it up

I thought he quit also once i saw him fucking with his eye i knew he eas waiting for the Dr. to stop it

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don't be a wiki reader mate, that's quite possibly lower than sucking cock

If Cejudo wasn’t so tiny he would be a gigachad

His cup is fucking giant, he's a tripod.

>tatoos

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Just say you didn't watch the movie you're embarrassing yourself

>wing chun is a me-

UFC 238 made me remember why I love the fight game, lads. Not that I ever fell out of love with it, but it's nice to be reminded about the highs we as fans experience by watching the greatest sport on earth. Even the WMMA couldn't ruin the awesome high-level matches.

God bless you all and God bless combat sports.

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How would I know about the Lucky Star scene if I didn’t watch the movie, huh? Checkmate you bitch

>HEY MAX, TRIPLE C IS COMING AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP IT.
ENTER TRIPLE C

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wumma delivered a very spicy heem, i don’t hate women anymore

god hes so annoying
and that little man in the white glasses that follows him around. Can't deny that he kicked Marlon's ass tho...

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he will lose at 145. mini icarus is going to fly too close to the sun and get burned
why can’t he just chill and clean out bantamweight until cruz gets back

Nice bait. No one can stop TRIPLE C

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literally drank le ebin shooey immediately after he lost

>khabib stumbles onto his stool, broken, his coaches voices ringing distant in his dumb muslim head
>blood flows down into his eyes from his lacerated forehead, his eyes already in pain from the late double eyepoke
>his core on fire, not having the extra power of tiramisu to protect him from the onslaught of bodyshots
>he was in a haze, his mind so stunned by the damage delivered that he could not recall the name of his prophet
>he feels his coach help him to his feet, grateful as he doubted he could do it alone
>looking across the cage, he sees the nightmare he is currently living. El Cucuy stares back
>The second round begins

so happy

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>the autistic "personalities" are gonna run Cejudo memes into the ground now
>latching on to anyone with momentum like a bunch of fairweather bitches
take a look at yourselves, you embarrassing sods

Pick yourself up, Khabib. Its over

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relieved

He is surrounded by retards who think he is Hunt 2.0. He should have joined Boberts team
He performed extremely well but he didn't use his elbows as often as he usually did even after the coaches asked him to do it. Probably just rusty
Straight up
>just fight like I did
Thanks lad with titties

it's a good feeling

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B
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it could be worse. somewhere out there is an alternate universe where smif beat jones and heem is completely unusable

wait till conor wins the rematch

>Hey Marty, what are you hiding from?

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Because he lost to DJ twice.

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hank wins the re-rematch unironically. i was surprised by how lackluster dj looked in his one debut

Anyone else notice how the only thing eddie bravo said to tony in his corner was something like "GOOD SHIT TONY" cracks me up

Lol the replay is on ESPN at noon. Glad I always pirate and stream.

That's because there's nothing else he needs to say. Tony knows what Tony must do.

Jojo and Karolina won the story of the fight and my heart

i dont think psych pills can even help with CTE induced psychosis, there isnt a pill for whatever benoit had and tony is developing

his kid and wife already have to routinely secretly move and hide from him to prevent the benoit 2.0 climax

it’s not cte induced, he had it even before he was on tuf. that kind of shit is in your genes

is Tony the most (only?) successful schizophrenic athlete of all time? usually, well-functioning people with these genetic precursors tend to go into academic fields.

Reminder Schaub never lost in front of his son.

Someone post the updated victims of tony, thanks

Dominick Cruz is so fucking awkward. Was cringing in my chair seeing him interact with Bisping and act tough around Cejudo

...

how much does a computer cost in africa

>Sooner or later Tiger will aknowledge the JRE special in which Brendan's career was publicly ruined.

this take is so fucking kino

youtube.com/watch?v=PzkoCpDb4aM

if I learn to dance like Val (desu these guys are better than her), can I also become a UFC champ?

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wrong if you knew anything about actual schitzophrenia you'd realize that there's no way anyone could balance a severe case with any kind of professional career or success

>Brendan's career was publicly ruined.
He's making more money now than ever before.

nytimes.com/2013/01/27/opinion/sunday/schizophrenic-not-stupid.html

Remember your career?

Haha

Pussy

He certainly won't be the only one, but open conversation about mental health is a new thing. MMA is the only sport where completely unorthodox thinking is such a huge strength, though, most sport is too restrictive.

Hot Take..

>Conor had an automatic rematch clause in his fight with Khabib.
>Khabib only has one fight left on his contract
>Khabib threatened to not resign if they make him fight Conor again (who he already beat)
>they will make the fight after they have renegotiated a new contract with Khabib
>Conor in his Whiskey drunk mind legit believes Khabib winning was a fluke

lets go evil eye get that belt champshitonly

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Jessica eye hasn’t lost until the post fight drug tests are in. She is very much still in title contention.

"high-functioning schitzophrenia" as described does not exist, he was either misdiagnosed and has severe bipolar disorder with manic psychosis inducing features or is just intentionally dishonest and trying to sell books

either way yah load of shit

bless. elcucuy longest streak goes longer
it costs about 3

>He gets dropped every fight xD
Where is your cowdad now?

lol imagine being this much of a brick wall. it's fine if you aren't an expert on mental pathologies, you know. I promise your anonymous reputation on a Taiwanese noodle-making forum won't be shattered.

What did tony just say?

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keep downplaying the seriousness and significance of an actual serious disease by attributing retards who get punched 9,000 times in the head and bruise their brain to it

your downplaying CTE which is real and will ruin a ton of peoples lifes

and downplaying schitzophrenia (which a real case will absolutely ruin your life and you will not recover from it)

champ
shit
only

thanks for the lecture, user.

i know you feel bro, seeing you boy winning again after a storm is the best feeling.

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Haha it looks like she is doing a parody of someone strutting and acting tough. so glad she got KOed

all our athletic talent goes to winter sports cause its more popular here(we're the best winter sport nation in the world btw)

Lauzon
Miller
Cerrone
....why isn't lightweight elite like welterweight?

DJ doesnt have that many tattoos on his left arm

kek

not that user, but I have a question for you. is there a good possibility of a well-qualified American being able to build a career in Scandinavia, particularly Norway? I have two B.Sc. degrees and will be going for my Master's soon, followed by a Ph.D. how would the job market for me look if I have, say, 5 years of experience in a STEM field?

I unironically don't see any bantamweights that can beat Cejudo.

I think mike tyson was/is definitely schizo. There are probably more athletes with the illness that it doesnt show itself like it does in pro fighters like tony and him.

everyone knows Cormier can take it; he's a great athlete, a smart guy, a decent, wholesome, family man.
Nothing we can say will bother him, he'd probably laugh along with it.

how wins between cejudo and mini Mendes?

same but he's still a flushed tomato can

who*

link to this interview lad?

There’s significant overlap between bipolar, schizophrenia, and schizoaffective disorder to the point where sometimes even professionals will misdiagnose people. Your perception of it is very flawed - there’s no cure for it, but if it’s treated properly you absolute can continue living a normal life. One of my friends has schizoaffective disorder. He’s going to law school and as long as he takes his meds he’s pretty much the same as he was before he had his first episode and went completely off the deep end.
It’s a mental illness, not a death sentence, and based on descriptions of his behavior/what his wife has said about his condition, it’s very plausible that Tony has it.

Leave cejudo to me.

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Mendes crumbles under pressure. Cejudo.

Bruce Lee started as wing chun fighter and still used many of its techniques when he evolved to Jeem kune do(early version of mma)

>What did tony just say?

>The grass is always greener on the other side, but I aint green and I've got my grass. And what I aint is what you are, so I guess that makes you a vegetable. I make people into vegetables. But I'm still hungry, so I want seconds. But I'm not second best. Champ shit only.

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Was this ameribro right?

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youtube.com/watch?v=Yu46nh0Mpzk

don't argue with that user lol. he thinks that someone who's officially on record for having a multi-day delusional-paranoid manic episode likely suffers from BPD. that's all you need to know.

Even if it did go into the second, would a TKO count as a KO? Tony was taking him apart, not looking for knock outs.

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Waiting on that beej, user

Thanks

Apologize

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Wrong division bitch nigga

he was blowing it during the 2nd round before the end of the round as well, not huge ones but little ones

red pill me on no chin

everyone always acts like he could be the best but gets into slugfests too much. all I see is a no chin boxer with obvious fundamental flaws that doesnt improve. dude has been living off a win from three years ago. I don't see the hype

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>unironically thinking dustin wouldnt find tonys chin in the first minute
I dont need to watch this fight

? he's 11-0 with like 10 KOs and a wildly unexpected GOAT-tier, historic performance against the previous divisional GOAT.

got knocked out three times making the same mistake

Dustin doesn't have shit against Tony. He uses the top of his head in his guard, Tony would cut him up so badly he'd be weak from blood loss in the 3rd.

Did Matt Hughes actually threaten his nephew or is he just getting railroaded again

They're not booing you, Tony. They're booing because they didn't see more of you.

yup just like fags were saying cowboy is going to headkick Tony into oblivion lmao get fucked

cheaters don't count. PEDs enhanced their chins

Imagine comparing Cerrone who crumbles under pressure to the best backwards moving boxer in the UFC with big power. We've seen how Poirier handles pressure against Gaethje and Holloway.

drunk and end of fight controversy

>>Valentina wins the vacant title, never beat the lineal champion
>No one cares about >wmma and I didn't even know there was a champion before Valentina
There wasn't. It was a TUF competition champ that dodged Val until they took her belt.

>>Cejudo wins the vacant title, never beat the lineal champion
>He baited TJ into a auschwitz tier cut and heemed him and his entire legacy in 30 seconds (200 IQ move)
Yeah I hate Cejudo but he did beat the lineal champ, although a different weight class.

Habib is a faggot he will dodge Tony

His ability to "handle pressure" isn't enough. If Holloway could inflict the same damage that Ferguson does, Holloway would have won.

Link to scorecards please.

he assaulted his nephew. hopefully he rematches the train and gets heemed for good

I wish he knew how many people actually like him. I get the feeling he believes he’s a widely-disliked laughingstock because he takes all the memeing personally

Ferguson wouldn't be able to inflict that sort of damage on Dustin, not like he could on Pettis who stays flat against the cage or Cerrone who has zero guard or headmovement. Dustin would also rip to the body really well something we haven't seen anyone really try against Ferguson.

He's starting to realise. The 'Tony Ferguson is...' memes were always said with love, but it would be easy to take that the wrong way. Now, however, people straight up chant his name when they see him. The crowd totally popped for him when he did the open workout, and they were far more in his corner than Cowboys until the late punch.

In some recent interviews he mentioned his "hardcore fans", he's starting to get it.

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>best backwards moving boxer
>big power
LMFAO luke you fucking tosser

Thanks for making me check, it's just the prelims.......

I sorta feel bad for valentina desu. Shes gonna get ducked hard now.

Luke is a bandwagoner, I've been high on Dustin since everyone on here claimed he was just a "chinlet can" and watched him improve to the fighter he is today.

In many ways Tony is a can

you can't duck the champion, goof. either you take the offer and the benefits that come with it (primarily significantly increased pay) or you get on the UFC's shitlist or even straight up cut (e.g. Yair, Willis)

Dustin has an excellent, old school boxing guard that involves exposing the top of his head. Tony is excellent at making people bleed. Which part of the body bleeds most? The top of the head.

Tony will literally drain him, exhausting him, then use that blood to lubricate his way to a choke.

Here what will happen:

>Habib beats Peahead
>Habib gets his fight against GSP and retire after win or lose
>Tony fights McNugget

or

>Peahead beats Habib
>Peahead v. McNugget
>Habib v. Tony

it's entirely real possibility that tony came here in his darkest moment and saw our shitposting and it helped him get through. fuck you khabib.jpg might be astral version of saving private el cucoomer
Not gonna happen. One liners are already being collected. If it's bad enough, another manlet lesson will be unleashed
>Cejudo looks like he woke up on the wrong side of the race car bed this morning
>calls out wmma champ because they weigh the same

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have you come to terms with the fact that Dustin is going to get anally raped by Khabibi?

Wow that's crazy, I rewatched the fight and Cerrone clearly took that.

>Peahead beats Habib
Zero chance

I thought it was Cerrone's round, but when I look back at it I think I was getting swayed by Tony's weirdly anxious expression and low posture, it made him seem vulnerable. The round was really fucking close.

>lose match because you blew your nose
nice "sport" ya got here

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How many 2 weight champions have there been?

McGregor
Cormier
Cejudo

Blood helps you escape chokes, Dustin doesn't get triangled, and he doesn't get tired. Tony throws his punches way too hard, he'd shatter his hand on Dustins forehead and quit on the stool like Pettis did.

i went to the mma forum on reddit to read all the seething cowboy/tferg comments and it was worth it. those dummies really thought cowboy was going to win if it weren't for zomg late punch and he blew his nose

Tony Ferguson, more like Can Canderson

>mfw people say el redditcuy isnt a cutbabby when he's literally bigger than former lhw bisping

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Amanda Nunes you sexist

Cowboy knew to not blow his nose

his Orbital was broken and he was looking for a way out

look at how relieved he was when they wouldn't let him fight

he was done

gsp kinda

lmao cerrone knew what he was doing didnt want to get his ass beaten for another 5mins

Watching this fight, after a long layoff and a bunch of shit in real life, Tony seemed very game. I believe if he doesn't get flash (T)KO'd or subbed in the first round, he fucking melts the entire roster. He is so freaking relentless, I think I'd rather fight fucking Stipe than that guy.

Amanda "The Tigress" Nunes

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>Blood helps you escape chokes

Blood helps you escape limb locks, but it lets you squeeze into a lowered chin for the choke.

>Tony throws his punches way too hard, he'd shatter his hand on Dustins forehead and quit

Now you are just being silly.

can't be a cutbabby if you always champ weight, homey

It's not about height, it's about frame.
have sex
train
stop posting frogs
heem some people

Not really because he's not going to get hurt much, Khabib tends to just control the higher level fighters with not much ground and pound done. Last person he truly mauled was Barboza who was gassed badly after 3 minutes. And Dustin will land some good work while on the feet.

taller=!bigger

>punch my opponent right in the nose at full force after the bell when his guard is down
>fight is stopped due to broken nose
gee I fucking wonder why
inb4 'but he shouldn't have blown it' - ok, why don't I break your fucking nose? it's fine as long as you don't blow it, right?

hahahah what the fuck is this?

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>Hey, Donald
>...
>Donald. Hey, Donald
>Eh. Uh waa is it
>Its Dacson
>Wo...um, i-i-is it Tuesday
>...
>T-t...tuesday?
>Yeah, Dad.
>Wo-wan...Uhh, my son, my son is still a behby
>...
>He-he watched me...wartch when I...
>Dad, please, don't...
>whe-when I...aah, aah
>No, Dad, please
>TOOOOONYYYY!!! AAAAAAAHHHH!!!
>Dad, calm down, please
>EEEEELLLLL CUUUUUCUUUUUUUUY!!!! GET HIM AWAY GET HIM AWAY!!!!

Quad's confirms Tony bleeding Dustin to death.

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I wouldn’t mind not seeing Tony-Khabib if it meant Peahead heeming Khabib and getting Tony-Poirier

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she's just retardedly bad at grappling, seriously what camp is she at? They obviously don't teach her anything.

>pulls dick out in your path

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His nose was completely fucked before the illegal shot.

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He has the power to keep Tony of him, and the cardio to survive at Fergusons pace. Just wait because the fights going to happen eventually. I can't believe people still don't rate Poirier.

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>>Valentina is exciting when she fights aggressively
haha when the fuck was she aggressive?

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my mans... Dustin struggled to get out from underneath Eddie. Khabib is going to ravage him.

also, Dustin is a gaslet. Max had him sucking wind by the 3rd. Khabib is more powerful than Max and no one comes out the same after even 1 round underneath him.

I'm sorry to tell you this, old chum, but Khabib is probably going to retire Dustin from the division.

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They only went ground once, and edgy brah knows to stay in his lane.

>he picked cowboy

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lel, stay mad DC

tell us more about how not to get Jessica'd, oh wait

>Imagine comparing Cerrone who crumbles under pressure to the best backwards moving boxer in the UFC with big power. We've seen how Poirier handles pressure against Gaethje and Holloway.
Ceronne vs Gaethje next?

Dustin pulled a guillotine on Alvarez, that's how he ended up underneath him. Eddie is an underrated wrestler obviously not on Khabibs level but he couldn't get anything going only a loose jaw crank.

those elbows when cowboy tried to counter

Tony is just the fucking best
Get him another fight soon I don't want to wait till December

before the illegal shot at full force directly to his nose when his guard was down?:

Yes, before that.

They're giving Tony Gaethje next for sure. He has annoyed the big boss.

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How likely is it that cowboy is peeing/shitting blood atm?

Fair warning to the moderation staff: If prime schaub heem ngannou is posted from a dutch flag tomorrow you're getting your shitty website taken down i've already reported you for illegal stream posting

Someone linked earlier a picture showing it was bleeding before but only after the illegal shot was it bent inwards and cut from the outside.

If Conor doesn't step up to get smeshed a second time, Tony will get the next shot.

Colby spent a year screaming about Dana "Uncle Fester" White, and outed him while he was with a hooker, and even he's getting a title fight. Tony is popular now, the shot's his.

Gaethje is literally the worst fight for Tony even if he wins the damage from it will take him out for another year

plus the fucking leg kicks man

The initial, horizontal cut across the middle of the nose, and the altered shape to the nose, happened long before. The discolouration and the bleeding worsened over time.

Anyway, man, you are acting in bad faith. Maybe you lost money on Cowboy, I don't know. The fight went to Tony, I'm happy about it, you're not, neither of us can change it.

I didn't say Eddie took him down. I said Dustin struggled to get out from underneath.

Dustin also got put in a pretty tight D'Arce by Max and got saved by the bell (not saying the submission was imminent, but he would've had to put work in to get out at the very least).

also, I notice that you didn't address the huge cardio issue Dustin faces.

look, it's really not a big deal. you can love a guy without him being a champ. Dustin is a great fighter, but Khabib is GOAT-level. it's not a bad loss to have.

Conor had an automatic rematch clause in his fight contract

there is no way he is fighting anybody but Khabib. Look at the man's timeline he is convinced Khabib winning was a fluke

>rating gaychee

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>it's early June
>Fight Nights USA champ hashit fights in SEPTEMBER
Connor, it's time to save us. YEEHAA man out of picture and Tony is hittable. One last banger for the fans before coke takes you forever.
Your friend, bare knuckle champion Artem

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>there is no way he is fighting anybody but Khabib.

I agree, but he might just not fight anyone at all. Conor's psychology used to be a huge asset to him, now it's a massive weakness. I think he'll puss out.

Its Gaycheese newfriend

Gaycheese

>flushed by Poorier
>flushed by Deaddie (gadooshed ONEfc fighter)

Tony is aged, weathered, and only going to deteriorate from both the medical condition and serious medication this is an easy fight for khabib.

There's nothing you can say. The lead up to 238 was non-stop
>Tony gets hit too much, Cowdad finna expose
Its been less than 24 hours since our boy made a UFC legend take the coward way out and what do we see
>Gaethje's leg kicks, doe
I love Gaethje but at this point you're just an ostrich, head in the sand, denying the reality around you.

Khabib is going get his ass beat and then shave his beard Dothraki style

what kind of state the lightweight division must've been in for eddie to be the champ lmao

he got an early stoppage against RDA

tbf, Gaethje hits hard as fuck with low kicks and hooks. he's easy to game plan around, but if Tony jumps into the fire like he does in every single fight, then there's a sizable chance that Gaethje connects on something big and hurts him bad early or even puts him out.

that said, Gaethje is a gaslet and very easy to damage, so the longer the fight goes, the more of a brutal execution it will be by Tony's hand.

Kebab's a paper tiger whose never someone at their best. His greatest achievement was beating a drunk.

>I didn't say Eddie took him down
Not worth mentioning than other than Khabib is better on top than Eddie. Maybe Dustin pulls for a guillotine on Khabib probably not. Same thing with Max, questionable if Dustin initiates a grappling exchange by shooting in. Max is a guy who uses chokes really well in the clinch and someone shooting in on him. Uses it really well in his Lamas fight most recently

>the huge cardio issues
Dustin and Max fought at a ridiculous pace and Dustin teed off on Maxs big head. Still hung in there, completely different from what Khabib offers to cardio

>Khabib is GOAT level
Cringe, now you’re just baiting

he fought RDA, MJ, and Edson at their peaks. RDA lowkey because it was in the middle of his 10-1 run so he wasn't champ yet, but the skillset was at its peak. I agree Conor wasn't at his peak. his win over Al appreciated as well since Al went on to cuck Kevin Lee.

Tony's training is so fucking dangerous that I don't think Gaethje presents much additional threat when it comes to long term injury. Having said that, it would be fucking deplorable if Tony was given anything but a title shot next.

Can someone post the long ending of Cejudo vs Moraes?

he has some good wins and would have beaten guys like Al and Lee

it's worth mentioning because Khabib will inevitably take Dustin down and Dustin won't be able to escape after only 6 months of "just stand up" training given he's been bad on bottom throughout his whole career.

this plays into the second point about Dustin being a gaslet - everyone changes after Khabib mauls them for a round. Dustin and Khabib won't fight a super high-pace striking match, but Khabib will fuck him up on the ground and this will heavily deplete Dustin anyway.

Khabib is in fact GOAT level, but you can ignore that point if you want.

do you favor Dustin in this fight? because if you do, then you're unable to view the matchup objectively.

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cut the cringe kid, I wasn't the og guy you was squalling with

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Dustin does have a way to the belt. Khabib keeps boxing people and his ego is at an all time high, so I think he's going to overextend his striking. Dustin totally outclasses him there. If Dustin can knock him out (unlikely) or fuck up his face for a TKO (more likely) he could stop the fight before he gets wrestlefucked.

In all likelihood, however, Dustin is getting wrestlefucked.

hate all you like but gaychad is based

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Did anyone actually legally order this PPV?

>that shitposting
>that reddit spacing
based

Now that the dust has saddled who is your favourite female fighter? No trolling.

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Canbib's best wins

>Realtor Al Laquinta
flushed by Cowboy Poorone
>Conor McGregor
Lost a round to a fat manlet on 6 days notice
Lost to a gatekeeper with a sub-80 IQ

I think he's going to get exposed by Sperguson.

Two British Cowboy apologists on the same thread seemed unlikely, so please excuse the mistake.

Even the cheerleader effect can't save those women

Wmma was a mistake

I don't know how much of it is misdirection, but Papa Nurmy did say that they think this fight offers Khabib the best chance to showcase his boxing and so they will do at least 50% standup fighting in this match.

I assume that means Khabib wears Dustin out for a round or two and then stands up with him like he did with Conor, but if they mean Khabib will box against a fresh Dustin, then that's a major mistake. I doubt they're that dumb, though.

>line breaks are reddit
newfag + retarded

Eddie got in to even wrap himself on Dustin through his striking. It’s completely different. And Dustin willfully put himself on his back ripping a guillotine and exerting his arms significantly.

And again you’re basing Dustin’s cardio off a high volume high pace heavy hitting war with Max, getting hit to the body, it’s completely different and not remotely an indicator of poor cardio, guys like Tony and Max shift the idea of cardio with their insane conditioning

>Khabib is in fact GOAT level
He is in fact not. You are GOAT or not. And he is not, youre just subsituting discussion with empty semantics

>do you favor Dustin in this fight? because if you do, then you're unable to view the matchup objectively.
No matter what you mean by “favor”, this is objectively wrong as its clear you favor Khabib and consider almost anything that isn’t concession to invulnerability as irreconcilable

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>Papa Nurmy did say that they think this fight offers Khabib the best chance to showcase his boxing and so they will do at least 50% standup fighting in this match.

I hadn't head this, this is pretty fucking huge. There's a potential for a real upset, then.

>I doubt they're that dumb, though.

Every Russian and Muslim on the planet has been kissing Khabib's nutsack for a year, ego makes people dumb.

i get you're retarded luke so i'll break it down with fewer words

khabib wrestling good

dustin tdd bad

dustin on back bad

khabib good wrestling = bad for other fighter's cardio

khabib make all cardio bad

khabib GOAT

you favor dustin's nuts?

I hope Tony doesn't get too worked up over the late punch, I'd hate to see him get depressed again.

>Did anyone actually legally order this PPV?

This afternoon I went through all of the /heem/ threads and emailed ESPN and UFC with every stream link that was posted. Don't care if nothing comes of it, but I'm gonna keep doing it because it feels good.

Thug Rose is one of my favourites, but she makes me feel sad because I get bad vibes from her. Creepy shit is in her life, you can read it on her face. I guess that means Nunes is my favourite, because she fucking demolishes everyone with pure, innocent, childlike joy. That shit's infectious.

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Me too, but I think he's gonna be ok, he seems to feel less isolated. I do think "they" are going to use that punch as an excuse to stall his title shot, though.

she's playing touchbutt all day with Fancy

It was from a translated interview on either Sherdog or TUG, I forget which. I'll post it here if I can find it, but they consider Dustin an easier fight than Tony and Conor so that's why they're more confident about boxing him.

It could be an ego thing, that's true. To be honest, the more I hear of Khabib's dad, the dumber I think he is to a degree. I think he's basically a country bumpkin who's a very good coach at what he does (grappling), but now he's trying to be a tactical mastermind and public negotiator and ambassador for Khabib and it makes him come across as dumb. Just the other day, I read a translated interview where he was agitatedly demanding that Khabib be paid as much as Conor because Khabib subbed Conor, thereby proving himself worthy of equal pay. Stuff like that makes me raise an eyebrow.

But it could all be misdirection. Who knows.

Randall Duane Couture (/koʊˈtʊər/; born June 22, 1963) is an American actor, former U.S. Army sergeant, retired mixed martial artist and former collegiate and Greco-Roman wrestler. During his tenures in the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC), he became a three-time UFC Heavyweight Champion, two-time UFC Light heavyweight Champion, an interim UFC Light heavyweight Champion and the UFC 13 Heavyweight Tournament winner.[2] He is the first of seven fighters to hold two UFC championship titles in two different divisions (along with B.J. Penn, Conor McGregor, Georges St-Pierre, Daniel Cormier, Amanda Nunes, and Henry Cejudo).

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No claiming someone who throws that heavy handed and with that much volume has bad cardio is retarded, but you're shitposting.

twitter.com/_QTip/status/1137608523062370310

He's not as powerful as you think and his cardio isn't elite. Khabib will change him after a round and put him away or 50-42 him. Get over it.

The dude got starched by MJ like 4 fights ago and struggled against a 50 year old Jim Miller LOL

Youre too stupid and emotional to keep up with a normal conversation that you don’t have the upper hand in.

Khabib will be sucking air.

He’s not totally shitposting he’s just genuinely that stupid and playing it off like he’s shitposting

duly noted, Jorge

Well, they managed to get their own way in the pay negotiations, so there's brains in that team somewhere. But I don't know about this boxing shit, Dustin isn't going to give a fuck about Khabib's haymakers. They could be underestimating him.

I think you'd be surprised.

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Obviously not otherwise you’d be learning something rather than cringingly being passive aggressive

No, man, trust me, I'm gonna learn from this. I'm gonna take a week off, go back to the gym, sit down with my coaches, review the tape, note all my mistakes, work harder, and come back stronger. Thank you, fans!

Its so obvious you’re fuming its cringey just saying

reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/bylg93/i_randomly_stumble_upon_ortega_hitting_on_some/

What a surprise a fake fucking Christian

Tony Ferguson needs to fight James Vick that is the #1 fight to make.

reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/bj7g2b/abdulmanap_nurmagomedov_interview_to_octagon_tv/

youtube.com/watch?v=vb6pIQnt0ac

>Team plans to fight Dustin in stand up. Planing 70% of fight to be in stand up. They want to make a statement about Khabib's boxing. They believe Dustin is good opportunity to show good stand up fight.

You got me, user. I'm frothing at the mouth because I can't cope with Khabib's inevitable demise at the hands of Peahead Poirier.

tony? nah vick is thinking world titles

is he not allowed to slay pussy because you're an incel? are all Chads inherently evil?

what are the pros and cons of getting heemed?

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>You got me, user. I'm frothing at the mouth
clearly you do it everytime you cant argue lol

Dude James Vick would heem Connor, Khabib, and Tony in the same night.

You're not allowed to because the bible says not to, it's a sin. And he says he lives by God and thanks Jesus after every fight.

Are we living in the era o fluke champs? Only Khabib and Jones are the only legit champs

>FLW: DJ won and he should have gotten a rematch but Dana traded him
>BW: moraes was never a champ
>FTW: conor is the true champ. Holloway never beat him
>WW tyresse never fought GSP neither did Kamaru
>MW yoel won
>HW DC never beat anyone at hw (jds, ngannou, werdum, arlovski etc)

Why the fuck didn't Tony use his mic time to call for a title shot

Thanks for the links. If this shit's true, ego's fucking him. He'll be Rousey 2.0 if he comes back with no plans to wrestle.

oh one hunnerd pracent. no gittin around Poyay's multilpole paths to viktry

Nigger the fighters with domestic abuse convictions thank Jesus after every fight. Ortega was just talking to a lady.

Yeah it is you every time lol

for god's sake, shut the fuck up Luke

Looking good brother. I think Ortega will drag Cejudo into deep waters when Cejudo makes the move to 145 pounds.

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Because he felt disgusted with himself due to the illegal shot, his self-esteem bottomed out for a while.

He's been calling for a title shot for years, anyway, it doesn't make any difference.

incels are inherently chads

I can't believe it

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Fuming

Now is the time for Joanna vs. Joanne at 125 pounds.

You gotta think it's bullshit, though, right? Khabib knows how his bread's buttered. Maybe he does what he did with Al and Conor, but Dustin has a better gas tank and a more lethal volume/power combo than those two, so Khabib better be ready to clinch if Dustin keeps throwing heat.

USA is a shithole country

Why are you so obsessed with discord drama?

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I am become fume, destroyer of clean air.

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>pros
being immortalised in people's mind as that guy that got heemed

>cons
chronic traumatic encephalopathy

no just fuming

ew don't fucking reply to me freak

>Khabib knows how his bread's buttered.

It's been said a lot that Khabib's camp have resented his desire to box. They negotiate with him: "fine, but just do a bit of stand up then do it father's way."

If "father" is getting soft on Khabib due to his success, then Khabib is the one making the game plan. He'll want to do more stand up.

Very much so. My heart feels like it's about to explode.

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clearly

Imagine spendin all ya damn time watching a couple niggas rollin around on da ground like fucken faggots lmao

yall niggas sus fr

Yeah, you could definitely see that in the Al fight in particular. Fortunately for Khabib, his father will be cornering him at Abu Dhabi so hopefully he can temper his wildness and ego. I can't deny that Khabib's jab has come a long way, but he'd be mad to box with a volume power puncher like Dustin who'll be throwing combos even in the later rounds.

>fight is stopped due to broken nose
Wrong. Then it would have been a dq for cowboy. It was stopped because of the eye you fucking faggot loser

Ortega wins the rematch

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Yes, fake Christians
Luke loves Ortega, you obsessed little nonce

*mounts you and pounds you out*

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At least we haven't earned the hard R.

Crystal, in fact, mon cherie.

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He has Downs Syndrome and his name is downie

haha mad much?

>knows Luke's fighter preferences
>I'm obsessed

being a virgin and a hypocrite is a really bad combo bruv

obviously

what a cute lil pup

I'm more interested in the fight now. It'd be a shame for Khabib to fuck up his own legacy, but imagine how silent that crowd will be if Dustin knocks him out cold. What a crazy moment.

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Literally the most Miami picture ever holy shit

Youse'r'e all fookin proper bums yeh

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seethe

Conor always gets a semi when he's near a strong black man.

Ask yourself this: have you generally noticed things changing for the better since (((they))) took over?

I know Luke in real life you fucking idiot obviously I know which fighters he likes. And I know all about your convictions.

That would be wild. Dustin is a great ambassador for the sport and has truly climbed to the top the hard way as well, so it'd be well-deserved.

ew lol you must be a total dweeb if you know a dork like that. you two spend a lot of time together stuffed in a locker?

Cejudo vs Conor is the money fight

They must be doing something right, no-one's buying pay-per-views but they keep spending like crazy. It's like they're laundering money through the UFC.

>being immortalised in people's mind as that guy that got heemed
is that why Schaub is so famous now?

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If Dustin beats Khabib and Tony will he be the GOAT LW?

Did you get a job yet Downie or are you still crying about being bullied on Yea Forums?

Is GSP redpilled on white genocide? I dont think so because since he retired he hasn't been reproducing or talking to women at all

No he used to train down at a BJJ gym I train at, I didn't know it was Luke until I talked to him in the discord. We've gotten back in touch since then. He's a really nice guy don't understand the hate he gets.

Cleveland Tough

He's very private about his personal life.

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lol jesus its so sad u have to talk urself up in the third person lmfao

Yes, Shaub got verbally heemed.

hey would you two mind taking this somewhere else? i’m trying to read posts about mixed martial arts

No Conor will be when he realises he can come back and heem Dustin for the belt

prepare for the gimp trying to convince me I'm mad to ask you who your favorite female fighter is

t. Cejudo

What a pathetic broke fucking loser. Look at all the deleted posts. Literal fucking sperg is incapable of posting anything but the same images. Low income nigger bitch, literally begging for invites to the bitchcord
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/92247641/

now she's dating pic related apparently

Most all time based fighter, p4p?

the phantom limb pain has begun

forgot pic

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He's bleaching women all over the globe while doing archaeological exploration and he has an harem of white and asian women in Montreal.

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What a fucking broke Down syndromed loser. This little bitch has a vocabulary as vast as his income

>spends his prime years banging negresses and asians and then settles down with a white girl
based

HENRY "TRIPLE C" CEJUDO

you really are upset though

relax gimp

All I'm saying is look into it

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she fight tonight

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sweet heems are made of this

Cejudo got his first belt because of UFC politics.

Cormier got his HW belt by blatantly eye poking stipe three times without even getting warned. I have not heard joe "we need new gloves" rogan even talk about eye pokes ever since that night.

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who pulls out of the next ferguson vs khabib fight? my money is on khabib

>dude khabib is a chinlet!!! edson will ebically kick him!!!
>oh n-nevermind uh, t-tony will s-submit him I guess?
>oh he p-pulled out? o-ok well then iaquinta will sprawl and brawl him! war al!
>o-oh woops haha um just kidding, b-but this time le based gooby will ko him for sure! dat leff ann sho' xD
>uh...um...I g-g-g-guess p-poirier will beat him um....somehow?

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They don't look to different weight wise...prime gooby heems ngannou

I think Cerrone took it, but you've got to remember judges are retarded. Crowd was in Tony's favour during the fight, they reacted better to things he did and it may have swayed them.
I thought Cerrone won the 1st, Ferguson turned it up in the 2nd

youre only proving me right you even called me names wasn’t nice desu

Tie between the Diaz brothers.

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would u wear this in public

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You're so mad lmao.Naw, its never the blatantly crazy ones that murder suicide their senpaitachi. Its usually white guys who pretend to be chill, and who are deeply into guns... Most likely cerrone. Poor lil danger. Didn't even get a real name.

Dana hates him, that's the only logical explanation

Imagine thinking Adesanya wouldn't absolutely flush Jones. Fucking Lyoto put that cokehead on wobbly spaghetti legs. Imagine what a legit kickboxer his own size would do to him.

Khabib pulls out of the next three Ferguson fights. The stress causes Ferguson to have a psychotic episode, which forces him to pull out of the fourth.

>two shit stoppages and a shit decision
yikes

Down syndromed virgin bitch doesnt even drink or go out on new years, still lives in his familys basement and doesn’t even like Khabib. Friendless autistic virgin loser
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'Bout time, how many bongs

khabib will miss weight

I don’t associate with steroid users

AMERICA HAS SNAPPED, LOOKING THROUGH THE ARCHIVES LIKE A MAD MAN

Sociopaths hate anyone that seem intelligent, "weird" or otherwise hard to control.

Does anyone have webms if Tony Landing on cowboy?
Wanna see the duck into spinning elbow he threw

>mfw gimpy is this revved

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Already do

Based

That little push is going to be the new meta. That is such an alpha move. Just knocked him over like a child lol.

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I know

m.youtube.com/watch?v=1FCgbu9L4zI

bout 12 bongs
DEEP Jewels 24 Live! - Sun, Jun 9 @ 3am ET (ABE)

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you the small peepee manlet who fucks ugly chicks and brags on heem about it?

Jones is hunting the Adesanya fight because he knows he'll completely destroy him. Jones will keep Stylebender outside his range, and if Ade gets close, Jones will hit him with an illegal groin shot or eye poke then take things to the ground.

JJ is Adesanya's worst possible matchup, that fight would be horrible to watch.

Tony STILL doesn't have a single good win on his record
>Geriatric Bumboy Bumrone
>2018 Pettis
>Poovin Pee
>Had to eyepoke RDA
>Bumboza

Reminds me I got a nice new heem to add to this when I get round to fixing my hard drive

If course not

Let anybody make the thread.

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let the hue make the thread

>Lanky nig vs lanky nig
Sounds like an absolute sleeper of a fight desu

Seems to be a pattern that the most handsome and fairly successful fighters are socially awkward

You’re going to get bullied on Yea Forums forever, bitch. And you’re going to cry and cry about it again and again.

let me make the thread

new thread

migrate

...

yeah but at least I have functioning legs

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fucking lol

al got utterly memed on by cowboy

is there a stream for it?

whos that in the picture

Is Jessica Eye a wigger?

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This

Sucks that Conor is going to get the next crack at Kebab despite not fighting in over a year and not having a win the past 3.

Khabib's contract lists three fights, with GSP as an extra if it happens. If Conor jumps the queue and gets raped a second time, Tony gets the next on if he's held on to his number one contender spot (and if Khabib doesn't duck him.)

Then there's still a fight left, maybe even for Cowboy if he winds up going on another streak. He fights so often that it's possible.