So lads, since you all play or have played football before, whats the most KINO moment you had on the pitch? For me, it was creating the last minute equalizer against the local rivals as a centerback. Started with defending a corner, team won back the ball and we countered, since it was the dying moments of the game I just said fuck it and bombed forward and ran the entire pitch, midfielder made a long hoofball that ended up just outside the 16 yard box, I just barely reached the ball and poked it between the legs of the the massive fucking keeper that must have weighed over 100kg, he was coming at me with full speed, he just fucking smashed into me and i flew almost 5 meters forward mid air after the tackle. I did not really understand what happened until 30 seconds later. The ball didnt go into the net but my teammate had managed to pick up the second ball and he tapped it in the open net. Probably one of my best memories, the coach said he had never seen me so happy on the pitch before.
So lads, since you all play or have played football before, whats the most KINO moment you had on the pitch? For me...
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I was the captain of my team against San sebastian in the final of a youth tournament in Milan
Before the game de played the national anthems of spain and belgium and i felt like I was in a WC final
damn, must have been a really good feeling to play at that high of a level
I once scored an hat-trick and it felt good despite my team losing 4-3 , It’s better to score an hat-trick and lose than to just score 2 or 1 and win if you really think about it
reminds me of bale vs inter
t.harry kane posting from england hotel
Nice thread man
I scored from a corner on purpose when I was 16
Except he’s playing right now
It also reminds me of that, but unlike Tottenham we weren’t losing 4-0 , they were scoring and after they scored , we scored back, and unlike bale I didn’t run, I just sat on the box waiting for my teammates to pass the ball so I could do tap-ins
Oh lol I forgot it was even on
>u13 match for local team
>losing something like 10:0
>fishing pond just behind the football field
>alright let's kick all balls into the pond at first chance
>actually our plan works
>home winning team went out of balls
>refree ended match
>we lost only 3:0 on paper
lol what the fuck
Based
I'm 6'8 so I've always played in defence, either CB/RB
Asked coach at one point if I could try my hand in attack because I was sick of the manlet cruyff turn merchants we had upfront who couldn't shoot, I thought I could do a better job than them if the wingers just sent decent crosses my way
Last game of the season I was moved up to right wing in the second half, not ideal but ok
Accidentally scored directly from a shite cross, a bit similar to this one
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thats kino as fuck user, did you win the game?
One time I scored making a solo run right after kick off. Dribbled past 4 or 5 players and since it was futsal tournament I was in shooting distance and it went in. Yes yes the golden days before I became a lanklet.
I was a good CDM, scored from a FK around a 35/40 meters distance
>tf
>tp
Cleared the ball from the ball at the last minute. Played against our local rivals. We won 3-2. Felt good
From the line*
damn nice man, did you get any kino celebration after you did that? its always so kino when players celebrate defenders that do an amazing defensive play to stop a goal.
we once had a derby against our rival town on a Wednesday evening. I had Uni before so could only manage to be there for the second half. I got subbed around 75' and scored a Hattrick within 10minutes, we then won 3:1 which even made it into the local newspaper
i once saved a penalty to one side, then the reshot to the other side, and then they fumbled the last shot
have other moments im proud of, but that one was in a competition and not just some random footy match
Dove to the ground and defended a ball on point blank range with my face while playing futsal. Basically, I did what Terry couldn't do but up closer and with a harder ball.
>kick off
>team mate makes shitty forward pass
>sliding tackle after it and colide wtih player from opposition
>somehow the ball deflect so hard from the clash it flies all the way into their goal
>didn't even see how cause I was laying on the ground
Still a mystery to me how or why that one went in.
Yeah everybody jumped on me. So there was not a lot of space for me to celebrate. but it really felt good.
It was an counter attack for them and the striker received a pass and he was 1 v 1 against the keeper. He passed around the keeper and shot but I stood at the line and I could head it away.
It was almost as this video, except I stood literally in front of the line.
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We don't play soccer here, commie
my best mate had a family gathering and invited me round cause i was newly single and depressed
sat in goal just chilling for a small 5v5 game, got bored of being stood there so i dribbled past 4 players and nutmegged the keeper before strollign back to my goal
necked on with his cousin later that night, so all in all pretty kino
I smashed a blooter so hard into the top corner it ripped my boot
Scoring a goal above from the midfield on the match in the middle school.
The best thing of all is the goalkeeper was a guy who always tried to treat me like a loser, and that day i humiliated him in that game with that goal.
P.S: I ended up Laughing my ass off when i scored that goal.
damn, this has to be the best one so far. must have been good times. was it a big game? how many supporters? I know that Germans follow alot of their local/low tier teams and that you also have alot of fans.
Once in germany i was in this small shitty town and there was some local game for u-14, absolute shit players but there was still like atleast 150 people there watching
damn user, thats really impressive. was it a high end competition? did you guys win the game? I can imagine you got alot of kino celebrations out of doing that
that sounds kino af user
damn thats even more kino than i thought, literally playing like an armless goalkeeper
you should, it is super fun and good excersice.
>be depressed,
>play some backyard footy
>dab on fat and old people
>gets to bang a girl
fucking based post
I have another one aswell that I also remember was kino AF.
Got a freekick just at the halfway line, just next to the touchline, literally right beside my teams bench. I shot it so fucking high, its the highest shot ive ever taken in my life from still ground. It went like a curve like pic related. While the ball was still midair, i turned around 180 degrees and said to the bench "its going in" and then i just slowly walked away literally like a "cool guy doesnt look at explosion" and then the keeper fucked up because he couldnt deal with the angle of the ball and it went in. The bench went mad, really kino.
damn, fucking based.
>be 11yo
>playing match against most white trash team in the city
>half the players have mullets, the dads are smoking weed on the sidelines
>we have an 80 year old ref who's showing signs of dementia
>our team is on the counter attack but shoots wide of the goal
>ref gives a goal because he thinks it's in for some reason, I mean it was at least 2 metres wide
>before any of our players can tell the ref that it wasnt a goal the dad already starts losing it
>one dad storms the pitch and pulls out a knife, threatening to stab the elderly ref
>people in the cantine start to notice what's going on
>about a minute later theres about 40 people on the pitch fighting and brawling
>after everything settles down the match is suspended and police comes to make a report
>opponents team gets pulled from the competition, not sure what happened to the ref and the scumbag dad
I wish we could nuke trailer park trash
My top moment was when our u13 team got invited to play in a big futsal tournament in Germany.
We had to drive like 3 hours to get there but we got drawn in a group stage with Schalke 04 and Werder Bremen who were top tier at that time.
We got completely trashed but it was a really cool experience to play against players who were so amazing, even if it meant getting completely outplayed.
This was back in 2005, sometimes I wonder if I played against someone who turned pro and I might actually know.
football kino
while play football a lunch in middle school, I managed to score a goal in between the post and the goalkeeper at an impossible angle, everyone went fucking mental and piled on top of me
I invaded the pitch during the last game of the season. I got kicked out of the team the year before. It pissed my ex team mates off so hard that they lost the game and didn't win the league.
lmao based
I’ve had a few that were each different.
>playing for the Chicago Fire USL team, cleared the ball out of the penalty area with a bicycle kick
>playing against my high school rival, get the ball thrown to me, shoot and score from 40 yards out
>playing indoor 6v6 in the semifinals, blasted it from midfield and scored
I could unironically keep going, most people have multiple cool moments
I tried out for the team in high school. I never played before so I wasn’t good with the ball. I ended up making the team because I was tall and quick. I didn’t get to play much but we did end up winning the state championship. It felt like we won the World Cup desu
Oh, this is probably another one
>playing against same high school rival, we needed to win to get 1st in the league
>get the ball crossed to me in the last few minutes
>volley it in
>win 1-0
That was when I was 14 years old
Congrats user.
t. HS team went to the final and lost to a rich private school
Played in the quarter finals of a youth tournament against the national Eritrea football team in some ghetto neighbourhood of Gothenburg. The field was sort of a sand-tiny rocks mixture, don't know what's it properly called. About a hundred-something black people came to watch the match and cheer for their tribe, no whites except for us. We were leading 1-0 all game till the very last minutes. Then my mates shat their shorts and scored only 1 penalty out of 4 by accident and we went out of tournament, remember the majority of the team crying, it's very likely it still is the only time for a lot of dudes they've ever been abroad.
yeah its a really humbling experience to play against way better teams
lmao
damn man, sounds so fucking based. doesnt americans also attend alot of youth games aswell? must have been pure kino to do that with so many from your area watching you
they would have probably beat you up if they lost
I always knew Cristiano was one of >us
in one game aged about 9 years old i did a through ball for our forward to score, i went to block a shot and it went off my foot for an own goal, i sprinted back to track their forward who rounded our keeper and cleared the ball off the line
we lost 3-1 but i got man of the match which made me smile massively
the next game i came on as a sub for 3 minutes and then i was subbed off because a new lad joined and when asked whats his best position it was mine so yeah
I was the futsal GK on the school olympics. I was a 3rd yr of high school and we were playing against the 2nd yr, semifinals. One teamate went full retard and made a foul inside the box. Penalty kick for the 2nd yr guys.
I saved the PK, but I rebounded straight to the guys feet. I managed to save the second shot and converted it into a corner kick (also saved). In front of the whole school.
We won 3-1.
>Playing Outside Mid
>Corner Kick on other side of field
>Ball is crossed swinging out
>Standing high but make my run towards it
>Ball bounces
>I volley with my right foot across the 18 yard box
>Rifle the ball far post and in
I won Man of the Match for that