Nations League Third Place Playoff

Gather round and watch a 22 footballers pretend like they give a shit, while really playing the game like a friendly.

Switzerland's lineup in the starting post, England's to follow

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>playing 12 men
>right back sitting that deep

Fucking clueless

Can england finally get a third place medal? can the players be motivated?
England v Netherland game was pretty much an even game chances wise during 90 minutes, switzerland played very well against portugal but their forwards couldn't score to save their lives

>Spot the real swiss in that Team

LOOKING BACK TO WHEN WE FORST MEET

Mbabu

>real Swiss
Swiss people are mercenaries. The squad you see are quintessentially Swiss. There is no Swiss ethnicity.

interesting comment from this flag

For example:
>Germans
Sommer
Schär
>Spaniards
Rodriguez
Fernandes
>Albanians
Shaqiri
Xhaka
Elvedi
>French
Mbabu
>Balkan
Seferovic
Petkovic
>Nigerian
Akanji

>Albanian
>Elvedi
His name literally means Helvetian.Also if you're going to list Mbabu as French, then Akanji's Swiss too

mbabu is legit half french

Elvedi sounds Albanian

Mbabu is a French name though. There is no such thing as Swiss. You could technically list Akanji as German if his mother is German

elvedi

there are specific swiss lastnames senpai

And Akanji's mother is from the German part of Switzerland. His sister's a member of Zurich's cantonal parliament

>Mbabu

that's a real name not a joke about mbappé ?

watch OP

and what would that be? Knecht?

generally a germanic sounding name ending with the letter i, it's only specific to swiss people

Zbinden, Zbergen, Caviezel, Buerki (though that's just a shortened Burkhalter). A good number of them are Romansh for obvious reasons

Mercenari

Based, like Admir Mehmedi I guess.

please use this thread

nah

VAR is racist

don't be that cunt

Hey this Mbabu sounds like he should be in the Prem playing for Man U. Just look at that name, how could he not be worth £200,000 a week


END THIS FUCKING GAME

>30 more minutes of pain

loving the twitter seethe over VAR

>England

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we're not creative enough, we're not positive enough. we'll go on getting bad results

>VAR is coming to the EPLEL next season
based

>another 30 more minutes of this garbage

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He already played for Newcastle, but they thought Yedlin was a better longterm solution, because Newcastle aren't exactly known for their sound decision making

Submit your scores Lads!
Let the Three Lions know what you think.

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48570701

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The real Swiss are too busy licking chocolate cum off stacks of nazi gold

ZZZZZZZ

whatever happens England will win the story of this match

>LETS GIVE IT OUR ALL FOR 3RD PLACE LA

>yfw Liverpoop fans said if VAR existed then they would have won the league
>yfw it was worked out
>yfw Liverpoop would have been like 3rd or 4th

based, in many ways England have never lost a football match

>loses 2-0 to Turkey

>Delph is the worst voted
Good
>Sterling isn't close to him
Bad. Sterling is shit.

>var would have taken 30 points off liverpool
holy fuck BASED VAR

put your house on england OG
plusflagland 1-0 final score

just tuned in, what did I miss?

hello lads how are we today

oh, still seething I see

just play the Lester players retarded clone faggot
simple as

England are practically world champions, from a story standpoint, plus they keep getting the moral victories by taking a stance and starting Sterling

He played a few times, thought he was alright but at that point nothing special. Hasn't he just been playing in the swiss league since? Seem to remember he wasn't great at defending just like all other toon RBs recently

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Why can't at least Switzerland be a good team and end this Game already.

I'm glad that Wilson is being played. What I'm not happy about is Kane was taken off instead of Stershit. What I'm not happy about is Stershit being immune to being dropped. What I'm not happy about is yet another England manager without the balls to drop players if they don't fucking score. This makes it 51 games and 8 goals for Sterling. This is 'world class'.

No, it was worked out for everybody, so people would have gained points, retard.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Football really is boring isn't it

england getting fucked over twice through VAR

>tfw 200iq southgate is purposefully putting us into extra time for practice for the euros

post

>No, it was worked out for everybody, so people would have gained points, retard.
wtf why didnt it relegate liverpool then, so VAR is still just bullshit cheating?

Sterling is the modern day equivalent of Martin Luther King and you will respect him.

The more people whinge about sterling the more southgate sticks to his guns. He's gonna feel even more justified after sterlings club season so he's never getting dropped

can't argue with these digits

>crowd so quiet I can clearly hear Southgate giving instructions
Embarrassing display, I thought engerland fans were the best in the world

>sterlel

Are you fucking kidding me. Perfect cross

>zomer
>actually 30 years old

*misses*

good numbers Kamerad.

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is sterling literally retarded?

UEFA got really lucky with England qualifying. Had this game been Switzerland - Spain, or Switzerland - Croatia and the stadium would be empty by now

swiss commentator said the english are still too wasted from partying for 5 days straight

>sterlel

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England fans all bought tickets for the final because we're arrogant

Sterlel is so shit. That's the 4th sitter.

Sadly cannot find the stat. I can only find 'expected goal' table, which is roughly the same, except United are higher and Arsenal lower.

the real fans all got thrown in jail for trashing your cities

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

>what is sound directing

They were great for the first 70 minutes or so and then the booze and sun took effect. They probably need some gear now.

Most the fans have been arrested by o Policia

>stirling

*misses from 3 yards out*
*scores a gorillion goals for city*

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STERLING AGAIN

zzz

The coke ran out

>sterlel
5th sitter

who /pyjamas/ here

top lad

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Me

It's starting to get embarrassing how much the commentators are talking him up after every mistake

REMINDER:
Sterling is purposely playing bad so he'll be criticised then he can cry about racism and get more brand deals etc etc and earn more money because he's a greedy n......

He's playing shit so his odds of scoring get boosted and he can make mad bucks

He still misses from 3 yards out for City, its just that he gets 10 chances a game.

kek

me, do you wear socks to sleep?

based

>obvious bread and circuses distraction worldwide
>is this bad
hmmm makes u think

me

all the lads are fucking off to the final to boo some redshite
no time for this now

Why is he so fucking bad for England jesus christ
Why are all of City's mercenary cunts so bad for England
I could tolerate City if they actually made the national team to better but its always their players letting the side down

What a fucking save

Why does fucking Jenas keep getting commentary jobs jesus fucking christ.

based B)

Based Polícia de Segurança Pública

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Lads I just came home, what have I missed

Can anyone create a chance bar the full backs

You can tell Martin Tyler wants to murder Sterling

based zommer

Sommer is the only swiss player who isnt absolute trash

me :3

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>scores 20 tap ins a season
>only plays for PR reasons
>MUH ENGLISH QUOTA
he's shit even for city desu, part of the reason they cant do anything in the CL

just a few off the top

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all the real fans are sexually assaulting the local women or passed out in their hotel lobby

Sommer is domianting even though it's still 12 days until his time

twitter.com/i/status/1137734582223212544

UEFA continuing to find excuses to prevent England from scoring, just the usual.

we're simply shit

>Lads I just came home
From where?

When is England scoring? We are not playing anymore.

is an bull a athlete

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Nothing

kek

Did you really think this was a funny remark?

MOVE
MOVE YOUR LEGS
There are ALWAYS 3-4 players stood along the opposition defence doing fucking nothing FUCKING MOVE

based

socks and undies in bed
then put pyjamas on for weekend mornings

dressing gown affair

The absolute fucking state of spee

too hot for that, fucking hate summer

SCOUSED

Sat naked at home trying to get a tan on my shorts region

HOLY FUCK JUST SCORE A FAKING GOAL

Fallen on the field of honor

don’t even know where switzerland is tbqh

ded

What's the matter lad, lazy sunday license expired?

English brainlets lack the cognitive capacity to appreciate VAR KINO

'VAR will turn our believed game into shambles....'
he's right you know

right next to albania i reckon

lads who's buying Butt Land in the summer

>weee why cant we foul and score unlegit goals
lel, ice hockey is truly the superior sport

it's getting spit roasted by france and germany

post stream

>third is somewhere

The absolute delusion of Martin Tyler

UNIRONICALLY having sex

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walker already going full retard

>playing the game like a friendly
this isnt even friendly tier

I went for a shower after England 1-0. Did the goal get cancelled?

>he rates Walker

I bet all of you faggots loved it when it robbed City in the quarters

>England Defender gets the ball
>Passes to Midfielder
>Midfielder doesn't attempt a through ball or to take players on
>Midfielder crab passes to another midfielder
>Midfielder does the same and is pressured
>Madifielder players to wing back
>Wing back is pressured
>Wing back passes to CB
>CB is pressured
>CB plays back to GK
>GK plays to Wing Back
>Wing Back plays to midfield
>Midfield gets pressured
>All the while England players are either walking or standing still
>Repeat

What;s the different between this place and belgium?

>robbed

is this a mulatta

Lineker shitting on Nations league as an "end of the season tournament"

Expect him to get a dark purple vein boner when his beloved messoy scores a hat trick against the powerhouse Qatar in the mighty copa america

The fucking state of the demographics of this England team. Nice country you got there, engpakis.

>not ironically having sex
ngmi

>England
>penalties
Ruh roh

>walker

Honestly after over 100 minutes, I've thoroughly analysed what's happened and I think if England want to win this game they're going to have to score more goals than Switzerland

Imagine no being able to score a single goal on an irrelevant nation like Switzerland lmaooooo

NOOOOOO WHY CAN'T WE SCORE ILLEGAL GOALS ANYMORE

FUCKING VAR

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

me

More languages, better chocolate and can actually set up a lasting parliament

we're even worse

>robbed City
>Aguero was clearly offside to set up the goal
>Missed a VAR penalty in the first half
City were knocked out fairly and only have themselves to blame

Thanks Jermaine.

Nice one lad

Lovely colour on her.

>GYLE WALGER :-DDDDDD

big if true

post more, also how do you have sex help

>barely put the tip in then laugh at her for thinking you were actually planning on fucking her

facking pakies

Big if true

too much ass

Half-time slags

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While I support the England team I still remind myself I'm half welsh and I can always fall back on that

well he gives your gf a workout

>"Just hoof it la!!"

that's what happens when you pick 0 players with any offensive talent for your midfield

this is the new progressive Englel

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>engpaki poster seething in another england thread
is your dealer out of heroin or something?

they don't have a hard-on for messing with other sovereign countries

What a thoroughly average looking woman

i think scoring more goals than the opposition to win the game is a rare tactic but it just might pay off in this game

>illegal

don't understand the end of the season tournament remark. Is he joking? What is the euros/world cup then?
He and all the other faggots would be chatting different shit if the VAR decisions were going the other way. Only thing I'll say is that I don't think nation's league needs a third place play. Fuck even the world cup doesn't need one.

your keeper is looking based tho
england are notorious fuck ups as well this far into a game

Completely agree ex-England international, Jermaine Jenas

BRING BACK GOLDEN GOAL

Llorente goal was handball.

based q-tip

>hoofing it if we're not playing Vardy

Sancho is being subbed on soon

I don't like slags. They make me hate life. I prefer dames who wear nice summer dresses and Roman sandals and only post pics of them smiling on instagram.

FAGGOTS

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I think these 22 lads on the field there just want to fuck off on vacation already desu

Reminder this is a game for 3rd place at the UEFA Nations League

Those 35k wrist slabs don't make themselves m8

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this. golden goal is kino football

Nope

Bounced in off his hip/thigh

>t. eirenigger

Not only that but it's important that Sterling scores most of the goals so as to not give ammunition to hate speech

it clearly wasn't, there was an angle that showed it really clear that it barely touched his arm while it was on his stomach and not extended, it was his hip that did the trick

Great comeback, Abdullah.

>sancho
wow
only 105 minutes late

Again, awful in both pictures

here comes barklel to save the day

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115 minutes*

even at the WC players do not really care about 3rd place matches

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Cheers for that Mr Owen

lads i just dont believe an all white team playing traditional english football could do any worse than this fucking disgrace

>wilshit

keen for some penalties t b h f a m

huh
never thought of it being that way

Witch will couse less destruction on my city, England winning or losing?

Those are some long legs

anyone got a source on webm?

was there that much added time?

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>barkley gets subbed on

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>Only thing I'll say is that I don't think nation's league needs a third place play. Fuck even the world cup doesn't need one.
It only exists so that every teams plays 2 matches
also so that england can be exposed twice

Based, post more thot patrols

This guy gets it.

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>callum wilson
>niggers

better everything except for beer

You're not wrong pal, case in point euro 96.

>this outfit

Absolutely terrible, what a failed poser wanna-be high street model. Dress fits like crap and she has accessoired like a chicken without a head. Get this horseshit out of here

nobody risked it, they just played for penalties

would still peen

>1/10 elbows too pointy
Ga ff neuken ofzo

an all white team would play better. they would have more heart, cohesion and spirit even if their personal skills would be worse

It's even a twofold thot patrol, since you can use it to ignore any woman that accuses the account of jealousy

it's not catching on
it's a bit sad seeing you post it in every thread

What a sad ass

that's what you get with wh*te women

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>they would have more heart, cohesion and spirit
That certainly worked out for John Stones.

Here's for you customer:
Basic football rule: You're not allowed to score with hand whatever the reason.

I wish football OT were as fast paced and fun to watch as hockey OT

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It clearly bounced off his forearm and it was essential to it being a goal
It's not disputable and everyone in hindsight has acknowledged it should have been disallowed
Knew that turkroach ref would do something

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*ruins your sport*

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an all-white team is literally scotland lmao

good thing he didn't

>granit caca

gayest post ive read all week 2bh

state of englel

I legit forgot the very existence of that tournament

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>ingerland

now THAT, is a bit of me.

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god arsenal players are so shit

If we work together we can purge spee of the ht slag menace.

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>barklel REEEE
fookin kek

youtube.com/watch?v=C84yfcMspak

here you go my american friend

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Keep shitposting.

Even then most of them are fucking English

me on the right having a cheeky piss in the sea

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>Basic football rule: You're not allowed to score with hand whatever the reason.
so if a defender scores an own goal with his hand it shouldnt count?

>ht beautiful well dressed women
nah too depressing bring on the fuckin slags

I cannot, in good faith, say that i'd fuck Tana

Serious question: If he's on madman tier smack when he take her out, why is he so nervy in the diner at the start??

Which is why it was lucky that it bounced in off his hip, not his arm

>callum wilson

>it's fine to judge a woman on any part of her appearance apart from her clothes.

No. The way a woman dresses is just as, if not more, important as her physical appearane. Choosing a big titted thot with zero fashion sense is a SUPREME virgin filter.

What is it with these instagram thots, they are always so smug. But are they really so delusional that they see themselves as pic on the left?

Yeah

>Okafor on
Based. Fuck off Nigeria

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For me it’s the right side because who the hell doesn’t want a little softness in their women?

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tarantino's a talentless hack

filling their NT with niggers and slavs iwouldnt be an improvement

I think it should be a penalty.

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tfw too high iq to score some fucking goals

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you're a retard if you think that

Noah Okafor, born in the Swiss alps

that bitch is 20 years old and she's already hit the wall hard

Where is Perubro when you need him

>all-white team is literally scotland lmao
And there's also the fact that none of them have any loyalty because they were born and raised in England

Knock it in, lads.

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He was born in Basel to a Swiss mum

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quick tell me what i missed by not watching this game

LETS GO PENALTIES!
>le make the same movie reskinned 10 times
You are right

TROLLPOST

sterlel being shit

since how many decades england were pushing this hard in extra time?

That's a lot.

i don't think you're right man

She looks retarded, that's hot

>another Sterlel miss

>
>
>

thank you based thot exposers

It shouldn't and it isn't because you don't disallow a goal that went in through defendinf mistake to do a penalty kick

why are they even trying this hard for a bronze medal

wtf

2nd gayest post

what le fug

I wish I hadn't wasted my time on this match.

he really should have called it a day after reservoir dogs

Difference between coming from behind and dropping the lead.

what is this semen slurping

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>surely this man will guide us through tough knockout competitions

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Do you guys have friends you talk sports with? Outside of Yea Forums I don't talk sports with anyone

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face makes up or her non-existent arse

dubs and kane misses

She does it on purpose to show how IG isn't reality though.

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sperg rage has set in

Cuter with the belly desu

true

Like this?

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This

I talk about epl with my dad but he doesn't care if it's not iraklis, other than that no

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No, I don't have any friends.

England's problem is we still don't have enough pacy blacks

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feel like I'm watching a fixed Serie A match

not even on the pitch

sterling thinks this is FIFA

Kan was subbed off 2nd half, he's not talking a penalty

There is literally nothing wrong with being gay

ERAS

pickford is happy

BENULDIES :D

>Do you guys have friends
No

BENULDIES :D::DDDD::DD

sterling will miss

>dier cant even pass sideways right
ffs just play 5-0-5

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my irl friends are more autistic about sports than me. I think they would fit well here

poor "kids" none of them succeeded at pro level

A couple of guys from work, and my dad

Why are they drinking piss?

B E N U L D I E S

I'll be back after the penalties.

Sterling will not miss

Is this the worst game of football ever? What does this do to the Elite Alliance?

what's that guy even telling Pickford?

>remember you have to leap to the side where the ball might be going la

Here's to hoping for an absolute circus of a penalty series. Need AT LEAST 3 misses on either side.

dubs and engurland loses because they hit yet again the bar

No but Yea Forums fills the hole in my heart

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I guess I now know what other countries feel when watching the average Portugal match

Congrats Switzerland for your 3rd place

I just put the stream now to watch the benuldies

xhaka will 100% miss

at least they are getting entretained some time and not pointing guns at teachers

Mel B's the fittest spice girl

/ELITE/ /3/ /ELITE/ /3/ /ELITE/ /3/ELITE/ /3/ /ELITE/ /3/ /ELITE/ /3/ /ELITE/ /3/ /ELITE/ /3/ /ELITE/ /3/ELITE/ /3/ /ELITE/ /3/ /ELITE/ /3/ /ELITE/ /3/ /ELITE/ /3/ /ELITE/ /3/ELITE/ /3/ /ELITE/ /3/ /ELITE/ /3/

>inb4 VAR cancels Englands winning penalty

I hope so.

just stay focused lad you've got this lad remember your prep lad get set lad get in their head lad stay focused lad

i hope pickford suffers an aneurysm during the penalty series

dont worry, we're both shit at penalties

arnold will miss if he has to take one

Reminder Switzerland is even worse than England at penulties.

They're slurping semen, m8

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>eric andre fondled her tits
it's not fair

footballers are thick as a shit so dumb platitudes actually matter to them. half of management is just repeatedly telling them they're the best

'No'

Nice /elite/

hope so, sick of hearing the comms/pundits pipe him off

>even game chances wise
Not the case.

She aight

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England's best player: trent alexander arnold
Scotland's best player: andy robertson
Egypt's best player: mo salah
Senegal's best player: sadio mane
Switzerland's best player: xherdan shaqiri
Netherlands best player: virgil van dijk

Hmmm interesting....

1. The redhead with big tits
2. Beckham's wife
3. The sorta-chubby blonde
4. The black one
5. The sporty one who sorta looks like Gary Neville

football games should just be 90 minutes of taking penalties

K I N O

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>England's best player: trent alexander arnold
didn't really do shit today

FUCK England to be desu

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We're definitely losing the shootout lads

ABLism is a mental disorder and is highly correlated with sexual inadequacy and dysfunction.

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>Posh over Baby
Get fucked

Apart from made more chances for his team in this 1 game than any other player in the entire tournament.

Switzerland's best player is Sommer though

Pickchad gonna save the day, so to speak

This is how penalties should work

youtube.com/watch?v=pNExAtWu0CU

>in opposition half with ball
>panic
>lob ball into box
>wow so many chances created

World's best player: man mountain

Where do England players spend their holidays?

In the same places where English chavs go?

>can't even put the ball in the spot
Embarrassing

He put the ball on the same spot

BENULDIES

WTF

come on switzerland win!

I want to make a meme pepe drawing

Englands brave arry maguire

Sadiq Kahn?

Lads am I mad or did we not score a single goal in open play all Nations League?

FUCking hell it's a 3rd place play off just call it a tie or flip a coin

Based and correct

why is this allowed? the ball isn't on the spot

how many of them have premier league titles or world cups or euro championships?

this, we've never won the penalties in the last 20 years or so

lol wtf

Pickford looks so tiny in that goal

MAGUIRE BASED

WE SCORED A GOAL

Zuberb benaldy

1-1 so far lads this is riveting

cheeky

haha

>Not being grateful for the extra training at benulties

cheeky

what's with these cunt english fans and booing

MONTYYYYYYYYY ON TMS

THE NERVE

cheeky

my sides, this is great

but muh crosses

>Pickford looks so tiny
ftfy

Pickfords such as short arse

>right
>left

this aint how players take pens these days

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>
The Nations League deserves MORE than just a coin flip my guy.

how do americhads improve everything

Not even watching this shit ha ha

sharting myself lads

fuck JFs tbqh

what's the score, g's?

love this stadium btw lads

>pickford

The virgin Maguire penalty:
>ball clearly not on the spot
>goalkeeper just standing waiting for it
>has to gamble on the goalkeeper going the wrong way

The chad Zuber:
>Just smashes it into the top corner, despite the goalkeeper trying every trick to distract him

lel commentator calling that penalty faultless

if the keeper had gone the right way it would have been awful

I hate the angle they use for penalties, can't tell if the balls going left or right

It's J

oh really? describe the rich history of the competition

shit GKs

stay mad

shitford

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3-2 ENG

pickfords genuinely too short to get these ones

manlets (sub 6foot3) shouldn't be keepers

I like when they use the angle behind the players.

>manlet keepers

why do swiss have a literal child for their keeper

we need keepercam/ballcam

I'm watching tennis

LMAO diving like a toddler

Pickford not even trying lel

STERLING FINNA MISS

Chad powermove

c-cute!

best of 3 coinflips, nerd

>manlets (sub 6foot3)
6'3 manlet detected, anything below 6'5 is manlet sorry dude
get some lifts or something

This semen slurping sport is not for me.

enjoy 4th place lad

Haha omg

Akanji more like chad

does this count as silverware?

wtf

swiss goal on the right side twice in a row

Sterling's going to miss this

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

he scored la. you're behind

>sterling scores
guess who's not the scapegoat?

MBABU

if it was I wouldn't serve my dog's dinner on it

THIS FUCKING MEME

APOLOGIZE

>0 saves so far
even the penalties are boring in this shit match

mbabu my son

>Pickford aaahahahahahahahas

I fucking love seeing this midget twat fly up to try a save and be nowhere fucking near it, time and time and time again. Swiss players should just aim for the top corner every pen and they'll win it easily

ngubu with the match winning penalty!

PICKFORD????

Meh

>even sterlel scored
it's ours

6’5 is freak Hagrid tier

Why even have the keepers. They don't touch shit

LMAOOOOOOOO

lads, what if england stop losing at penalties?

Based

pickers is literally too small to reach the corner

Based Pickford

This should end well

Elvedi

why is renato sanchez playing for switzerland?

Damn

>pickford is better at scoring than saving

Absolute Chad

this game is never going to fucking end

WTF

Chad move

Blooter from pickford
>clay babby wins on clay lmao

these GKs are seriously shit

>MBABU
cant make this shit up kek

JUST END IT ALREADY

I have a 6gb file of pictures of slags in the crowd over the past few years. might upload it lads

wtf r u doing pick4d

RATE PENULTY PICKFORD

based swiss coldblood

surprised his muscle memory didn't have him skying that one

tiny keepers on both sides.


relying on someone skiving it

>all these slow ass shots

pickford is hilarious

Big Dick Pickford.

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I think they did win a penalty recently

wew lad, manletford smashed that

5-5 come ON

Hahaha Pickford is such a joy to see, he looks like a baby trying to get to the ball

Jesus pickford is bad

cheeky

CAM ON SHITFORD

how are these goalies so bad dear lord

gg england

>SHITFORD

>not saving that slow ass penalty
jesus christ

Manlets

Do it

ffs dier get off the pitch

PICCFORD

3RD BEST TEAM IN EUROPE

>these are professional keepers

midget goalkeepers

>Dier with a lucky one again

MANLET WINS

PICKCHAD

Chadford

Been good penalties mostly.

FINALLY

Finally

3RD BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD 3RD BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD

Stupid run up

I mean always win penalties from now on

get in Pickchad

CHADFORD

FINALLY

why did they put 2 midgets in goal, nobody's gonna miss

Apologise.

Of course it was Drimic lol

England have always been good at taking penos, just not saving them

just make it end already.
This game was and is still an atrocity.

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL /elite/

>it's finally over

BIG DICK PICK

so this was it? holy shit atmosphere like on a funeral

CAMPEONES
CAMPEONES
OLE OLE OLE
CAMPEONES
CAMPEONES
OLE OLE OLE

APOLOGISE

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PENALTY KINGS!

Pickford btfo the med kits

IT'S COMING 'OME

FUCKING FINALLY

TOP 4 LAST YEAR
TOP 3 NOW
WHO CAN STOP US?
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Chadchad

This. Should have taken pointers from Akanji

ok well this was pointless, see you lads

IT'S COMING HOM- oh wait

>celebrating this


state

THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING

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Nice stream Abdul

CHADFORD

>stutter run
lmoa get memed

CHAMPIONSSSSSSSSSSS

well done picko

3RD BEST TEAM IN THE NATIONS LEAGUE

ah fuck I wanted to make thre smug swiss dutch and portuguese pepes with their medal laughing at the wojak crying manlet england with nothing around his neck

IS IT COMING HOME NOW?

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WERE NEVER GONNA STOP

What a surprise, we lost penalties again.

>England can't score from open play.

Ahahahahahaha

>actually celebrating this
embarrassing honestly

time to watch are lasses beat sc*tland

RODGER FEDERER ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE!

E N G L A N D
L
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3RD PLACE'S COMING HOME 3RD PLACE'S COMING HOME 3RD PLACE'S COMING HOME 3RD PLACE'S COMING HOME 3RD PLACE'S COMING HOME 3RD PLACE'S COMING HOME

>2nd place in the euros
>finally football comes home next wc

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Nothing personnel kid.

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Not entirely pointless. Switzerland played their first player born in this millennium and have now locked down one of their most promising talents

Based.

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>tfw too intelligent to come 2nd or 1st

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3 in a row?

Knew Drmic would miss... pathetic player.

well done paki loving bastards shame about those rape gangs in your cities and towns

> 120+ with no (unVARed) goals
> Cant stop scoring penalties
Wew lads
This makes me hope the final will be a bloodbath desu

THE PENALTIES MEME IS OVER

Next time we'll win it

>being born Irish
embarrassing honestly

I can't even tell what country you're from. Absolute state of three strip flags.

At least it wasn't Xhaka this time

Very nicely done. Congrats lads

>tf
>tp

Ironic

>that pic
CRINGE.

Something like this. Our team is full of mental midgets.

speaking of flags we left an orange stain on yours :^)

is there reason why there is a third placement match in nations league ? will it matter to finish 3rd or 4th ?

well, they all shot on target, it's pickford who got it right

So UEFA can make more advertising money.

for the glory

so no, not really

No medals for 3rd place? Literally what was the point for this game?

Absolutely based, can't believe we did it

1 million eur

did what?

reached 3rd place of a mickey mouse trophy
that's your greatest achivement in 53 years !

Thanks mr french user

you get more money for third