/cric/ Cricket World Cup - INDIA v AUSTRALIA:

>ausGODS

absolutely BASED
agreed

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GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF PISSRAT

both batsman firmly at the crease

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Thinking of buying Oppo F11 pro or Reno based on these ads lads. Advice?

i'm thinking india should declare soon

can't believe Virat got out this over

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hate how the crowd cheers for anything that goes beyond the 30y circle even though they can see that there's a fielder out there

>people ACTUALLY think we're going to lose this game
reminder all the cazzies though we would lose the Windies game too.
Anything under 350 is a below par score on this pitch.

no wicket this delivery

if virat kohli was unemployed he'd be virat doley

GONE GONE GONE

>algorithm says India 69% win chance
You know Goey Bandit predicted all this

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>but he hit the ball really hard!
Absolute fucking brainlet crowd any time its filled with indians. you'd think people literally obsessed with cricket would know anything about it

lol!!!

C U M G O D
U
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Oh look, foxtel have taken another movie (Shaun of the Dead) shot in 2.35:1 and cropped it to 1.85 so it fills the screen.

lifting toil looms

if virat kohli were a sexy little girl he'd be virat loli

>omg he slapped the ball to a fielder, better scream as loud as i can

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If Virat Kohli was an underaged japanese sex idol hed be Virat loli

not looking good here for the yellow team

based straffo

lol!!!

straffjesus

StraffGOD putting foxtel on notice

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

autism

How is Virat so good bros. He seems so average

>Indian crowds
Soul
>Australian crowd
Souless

if virat kohli was abused by richo he'd be virat loli

...

I liked the even sadder dude who replied TWICE and alpha Straffgod didn't even remotely acknowledge him

cute

loli is not a japenese term

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don't care

FOUR

straffLORD doesn't have time for all his ardent admirers

on the train home with my gf, going to watch the cricket when we're back

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If Virat Kohli was a semen slurping soccer player he'd be Virat Goalie

ohnonono

Lolicon derives from lolita complex.

>holly
grim

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Reminder that Gujaratis carry India

wish I had some weed

What's up with those marks on her knees?

where are you

>grazed knees
grim

In that he doesnt seem to have any physical gifts. Is it just hard work?

HOLY FUCKING BASED SARAH TAYLOR POSTER

youve obviously never tried to maintain a garden, lad.

What a cute little [spoiler] piggie [/spoiler]

Just calculated Indians final score as 340, don't ask me how, you wouldn't possibly understand

DUDE

means she's regularly been kneeling to suck men off

Just woke up lads, still hungover.
What did i miss?

GONE

FUCK OFF

Reminder that these two gujjews were responsible for the partition.

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WEED

LMAO

When will India declare?

AYY

jinnah was sindhi

and this one united India

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think zachy was right about India killing cricket

was scrubbing floors haha

exactly, russian author, english language

try again xx

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Is Kohli handsome or just good looking for an Indian?

grim

didn't know the Queen was Gujarati

Lolita is an english novel LMAO

Finch and Warner are going to blast the shit out of this score on such a road, not even worried

reminder that this is still anyones game and that if india score anyhting less than 350 it will be a monumental choke.

>out on 98
>dhawan
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

Where are all the aussie fans?

>GETTING OUT WITHOUT SCORING A CENTURY
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

OH NO NO NO

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Average

just well groomed i think. I'm better looking tbqh

GONE

GOTTEM

Meant the cricket team
>pujara
>bumrah
>pandya
Javagal Srinath was my favourite Indian player though

just fit and has a decent beard. nothing special

post feet

seems like a good lad to build a 200 m high statue of

would you want to go to a stadium filled with indians lad? i mean just think about why people might not want to attend this match.

>this score
you've failed to take into account that the Indian innings has yet to finish and they are likely to score more runs from here on in.

>poopeelian fielding

Any Mankads yet lads?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_Ali_Jinnah
>Jinnah's family was from aGujarati Ismaili background

Alright, he was based.

>warner
FUCK OFF YOU LAZY CUNT HE DIDNT EVEN FUCKING DIVE FOR IT

pretty embarrassing for australia desu

>DHAWAN
OH NONONONO

the ball-tampering scandal? yes it was

what a shambles

OHNONONONONONONON

oh thanks didnt know that

isn't he triggered after braining some country pleb with a straight drive during the week

>RUNOUT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

'chabin bla
how's the grigg?
youtu.be/mVkR63muO_Q
x

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CRY MORE INBRED GAANDU

For me, its awaiting the inevitable aussie SEETHE

Stream?

exciting moment

>conceding a century to dhawan
Jejeda

FACT: Indians are the most powerful race.

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Reading up on Napoleon lads, how can one man be so based

9now.com.au/live/gem
make an account if you dont have one, takes a minute

>waiting for the 3rd ump to celebrate the 100

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how come they can't fix India then

*pisses on you*
cric8.cc/web/game1.php

2015 Dhawan desu

>king of manlets
>based

wait does this mean it's also on tele?

Why doesn't australia just flush these poo's?

lots of non whites up here. almost makes you think racism doesnt exist

>inbred

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I guess he's implying you're Pakistani

Toilet's clogged, mate.

How come American toilets need plungers? I've never heard of such a need for here.

Compensated for that a little too much lmao

despite being just 2% of australia, indians make up 100% of pizza hut employees

its on gem retard

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.

Tipping finch to score a muscular 3(11)

VAMONOS INDIA

I don't like Rebecca Madden.

I've been following cricket since 2019 and I think Ausgods will win this game easy fellas.

is there something the australian team could do to extract some more sideways movement from the ball, perhaps?

I think Mark Taylor talks too slow. He needs to talk faster.

You now remember the mongoose bat

Righto then, time to go punch a housemate so I can watch something that isn't Netflix

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I don't know who that is.

Why is the womens world cup on at the same time?

you now remember the zerogoose bat

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last two digits is how many balls before the next wicket

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That's what they said when we scored over 400 against SA.

yes, but

American plumbing is third world

Do Australians have garbage (rubbish) disposals?

I don't think there's one person in that Indian crowd that could beat me 1 on 1 in a fist fight.

same

I took on Dale Steyn, I could take out them no problem

Hmmmmm

She's doing the cricket coverage on Gem.

200 up for the loss of only 1. I predict india will be aiming for a score well in excess of 270

Dale Shit Steyn

Did you miss the crazy indian sadhu in full indian flag bodypaint?

You mean those kitchen sink ones? I don't think we do.

once punched out matthew wade in a bar room brawl

Lucky for you I'm not in that crowd.

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Plan is coming along nicely lads
Poondia will be shellshocked

never understood the blocked toilet meme. It's literally never happened to me. Same with chicks complaining about the toilet seat being left up, grew up with two sisters and literally never heard a thing about it, than those bitches love complaining about anything.

Ben Stokes once kicked my ass

Whats wrong with Maxwell?

how's this game looking

Carey's a shit WK

I'm in the crowd and would destroy you cunt

youtube.com/watch?v=byOw4AYd7-8
context btw

My sister complains about it all the fucking time. She also refuses to use an exhaust fan while taking a shit.

me on the left

Too many crumpets.

He's shit

i was thinking that its very strange
almost as if they realise noone will watch it either way

OH MY

She sounds hot.

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Literally me and my sisters, although one is starting to complain about me pissing on the floor. Wtf I can't help where it goes at the start

>letting unclean third worlders touch your infant children just to make a shitpost on social media
How do we fix women?

He should be in the team instead of shitters like jadav or shankar. Will cost india

dont want dhawan to beat roys score

nah

>Mister, can you tell me where my love has gone?
>He's an Indian boy.

You now remember Peter Handscomb

post her feet

i really liked that psp meme

I also like the smell of my own brand.

having weird emotional periods of nostalgia for high school

:)

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What is Australia's end game?

>Peter Handscomb
We really did fuck up with team selection.

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I'll take her off your hands mate

They have a powerplay in the last 10 overs

elite honesty from the leadership group

nathan in denial

who would you have him replace you fat weeb cunt

I have nothing but trauma. Mainly from failing to make the A cricket squad.

BASED

good on you mate. actually sickening that he'd be watching kikeflix when there is cricket on.

Why isn't Lyon playing on this pitch?

nice

Smith.
I like to gamble.

same

things went wrong my first year out, high school was a good period

damn that was a great delivery from Starc but Dhawan hammered it

that's what makes it so weird though. I hated every second of high school and now I'm pining to relive those days

I'm so glad they're playing Zulu on fox classics, I just imagine that all the blacks are Indians and feel so much better.

Starting to think this game's getting away from Australia.

where can i purchase your crystal ball m8?

Too intelligent for white ball grigget

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kek, I'm pushing 40 and still have left over bitterness about that poshcunt all-boys shithole

india panicking already

CONNIE

GONE GO ON FUCK OFF

I resent that

NO BALL

>Shit-car Dhawan

>SHITKAR POOWAN

really missed life thanks to based depression lads

got over all that, but by the time I left my room and re-engaged with the world I'd missed everything

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Wait for MS Go-slowni to play one of his masterful 27(57) innings

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Noball LMAO

IMPLYON

collapse incoming

OH MY

is it: dare I say it, an actual wicket?

AND LYON HAS GOTTIM

time for based Pandya

G O T T E M
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Thanks friendo, I usually avoid the jewbox altogether but cricket is cricket

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REMINDER THAT ANYTHING UNDER 350 IS BELOW PAR
>REMINDER THAT ANYTHING UNDER 350 IS BELOW PAR
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Another ball, another dot

I think it's fair to say india have surrendered their advantage
australia by 8 wickets in 42.2 overs

>HARDDICK

LMAO

NATHAN LYON'S WON THE WORLD CUP ON HIS BIRTHDAY

5 overs too soon for Pandya, he'll get out cheap

KUNG FU PANDYA

>carey

>indians too athletically pathetic to slog

>poorey

bring back gilly

How do you fucking drop that

if pandya was an objectivist philosopher he'd be ayn randya

can't see india winning from here

FUCK CAREY YOU DUMB WOG

>DROPPED
FUCK OFF CAREY YOU STUPID CUNT

Carey is dogshit

should have picked PSP Handscomb or Wade

useless cunt

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THAT WAS OUT

THAT WAS OUT

THAT WAS OUTTTTTTTTT

BOY OH BOY
WOWEE
BIG NON DECISION I RECKON THERE DARCE

WHOOPS

>wade

nice bait m8

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Should I watch the second innings or study for my exam tomorrow lads

this
why the FUCK does wade keep getting overlooked? he averaged like 90 last shield series and was absolutely GOAT in the meme bbl
fuck sake he'd be much better than alex shitcunt carey

confirmed Alex Carey is NOT related to Wayne Carey

>that drop
Jesus.

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>exam tomorrow
what the fuck? it's the Queen's birthday

>exam on public holiday
grim

Fucking Carey

Bring back Handscomb, he would've scooped that

You now remember Cameron Bancroft

everyone hates him and the selectors want him nowhere near the side basically

he could average 300 and he wouldn't get selected

god i wish BT commentated cricket, at least for the BBL. he'd be the perfect bbl commentator honestly.

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What kind of """""world""""" cup only has 10 teams? Not to mention half of them barely even play cricket.

MY CONDITION IS NOT WELL

>every state has the same public holidays

ours was last week, mongs

Wade has unironically been blacklisted because of sandpapergate

Somehow they decided he was the face of everything that was culturally wrong with Ausfailian cucket

MAX WELL soon lad

No, its because he is a shit wicket keeper

WINDIA VS LOSTRALIA

Why is he not playing if Smith and Warner are playing?

Pandya's come out too soon 2bh lads. should have waited until 45ish

I'd be happy with this if it meant he stopped commentating AFL.

yah

I had my headphones in, what was that all about?

>pajeet banter

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he was dropped for being shit

he will never be recalled for his personality. some selector, can't remember who, was asked why Wade wasn't selected and he literally said it was because he was batting in the wrong position. absolutely retarded reason that makes no sense and clearly indicates that there's non-performance reasons why he isn't being selected that they won't disclose

still seething about that dropped catch lads

t. critikal

Better than Carey

Wade was keeper during the Test tour of India and did literally nothing wrong with the gloves

Windia are full of hot air.

Same reason Maxwell hasn't had a look in at the Test side for years

Because our "selectors" are dogshit fucking idiots who don't care about actual ability

hahaha REKT

going to be a failure if india doesn't get 350

AuSEETHing

better than the usual INDIAN CURRY VS OZZI VEGIMITE

Training agility while alching lads

he deserves nothing but shield cricket after bangladesh

>le reverse sweep the first ball in india batting at 3 man

rightly so

After Sandpapergate he should've been considered even as a specialist bat, keeping skills aside

>Not living in Bestern GOATstrailia
Why?

reminder nathan lyon has taken more catches this wc than alex carey

This sign is at least 12 years old

Oh look, @foxtel have taken another movie (Shaun of the Dead) shot in 2.35:1 and cropped it to 1.85 so it fills the screen.

maxwell is fucking rubbish mate he's not in because he can't play test cricket

He was considered, they just didn't pick him retard

Unbelievable

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he is unironically the best AFL commentator too. love based BT

>le reverse sweep is a dangerous shot meme
get with the times gramps

didn't he score two centuries?

I meant Spud, not Warner.

Warner was great that series kek

already posted la

>crowd cheers everytime the batsman hit it past the infield even though its straight at a fielder

STOP

>being proud of scoring a century against Bangladesh
Embarrassing really

based warner

>Maxlel

KEK remember that ODI game against india where khawaja was telling based gilly and ponting about how times have changed and that reverse sweeps and switch hits were a part of modern batting.
meanwhile we were getting BTFO by india while their batsmen were playing conventional cricket shots and he was saying this to two batsmen who averaged 50+ in one of them ost difficult eras ever to bat in.

meant usman khawaja whoops

>10 over to go
>still need 4 overs from Maxwell/Zampa
fat fuck Finch clearly bombed out of year 5 maths. Cunt cannot count

i like >your top 5 century this world up la

HOWLING

I've made a fool of myself.

based Pandya

and he was saying it to Warne too kek who literally was playing T20 for years

I was seething so much at him for those comments, absolute fucking mong

pretty sure >we lost three wickets to sweep shots in about three overs that game

>can't spell
>can't greentext
Embarrassing really

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Oh fuck, we're on a hobbit ground aren't we

>maxshit
why the FUCK was he selected over wade or handscomb?

>no Paine-Pant banter
grim

Are you allowed to declare in ODIs?

those chinese girls in the front row going mad infront of the camera as if they are indian kek

Is it too late to sub based barty into the match lads?

>Australian bowling

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yup we literally had just lost several wickets to absolute braindead shots and he has the audacity to say that to some of the greatest cricket players of all time.
really makes you wonder what these players are being coached nowadays.

umm sweaty maxwell is actually elite and should play every game in every format did you forget that x

Why do so many Indian players have tattoos?

how do i greentext?

Is Bancroft a better wicketkeeper?

>tfw job searching in country town

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you can't tell me with a straight face that alyssa healy and ellysse perry aren't better than carey and stoinis

He's the David Luiz of cricket, ie world class in every discipline and would walk into any top team

imagine living in a methed up country town

You need to log in first.

can't imagine living in perth

>asking Australians for help
Embarrassing really

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Style statement. You put on that blue jersey and you are literally a rockstar.

careys a better batsman and keeper

These illiterates get money and first thing they think of after getting rich is becoming cool by getting tattooes.

Stop bully.

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boring as fuck

true. living in literal paradise is more than eastern state subhumans can even dream of.

Is this the wankhede

what if everyone at the ground just started chanting anime lol

So uh why do we have 2 international level bowlers in the entire country all of a sudden

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Based slats commentating

Didn't ask you to describe your life and personality

based elite Perth would chew you up and spit you out

I don't think he's a better batsman. Bancroft has potential, which he'll never capitalise on after sandpaper saga.

brissy ain't that bad

Why don't they solve poverty instead of all this?

You need a Yea Forums Gold account for that, mate

Why is nigger culture becoming so pervasive in India? Are poonjabis to blame?

not allowed to scrape the ball up any more mate

>ducking instead of trying to catch
just shows the pussy mindset that coulter-nile has

found out that a reasonably normal guy I used to know died of an OD a year ago. strange feeling

Not quite sure this run rate is sufficient for India to win this match lads

based slatz on tha' mic

>walk outside
>get eaten by shark
literal paradise

based richmond fans lads

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youtube.com/watch?v=QhEvS-K-8gw

Jhye ded
Hazlewood fucked Langer's daughter
Pattinson probably ded i assume

Ashes > odis

Carey is easily a better short form batsman, who can bat anywhere and in multiple game scenarios

VALLOP

know the feeling
bloke I went to school with and sung in the choir with died in a car crash last week
hadn't seen him in a bit but still

India playing 4D chess, turns out you get double runs from hitting a headshot

can't take indian shitposting seriously desu, you just know it is some 5'4" low test skinnyfat acting tough.

Like I said they are illiterates who hardly finished school. They would be hitting come too if they weren't tested.

Langer's daughter's nudes are floating around Perth, even had a look myself

why wasn't he picked?

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cheatralia EXPOSED as frauds now that they can't scrub the ball that easily

I wonder if there is anyone who genuinely cares more about the ODI world cup than winning the ashes.

THWACK

Fuck I forgot that Patto even existed, reckon he's fit enough for the Ashes?

>Carey is easily a better short form batsman, who can bat anywhere and in multiple game scenarios
I don't deny he's not squad worthy, but cam was something else when in form.

We'll nationalize the IPL soon and the surplus will go for dalit farmers welfare.

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he's a bit shit at LOIs

better than NCN to be fair

Don't pakis look the same?

your mum

guy i played cricket with went to jail for raping a 16 year old girl

Coke

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Say, wasn't this guy dropped first ball?

Was it a flat wicket? Bit of grass?

thats also true
2013/14 ashes>> world cup

>being paki

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my mum only likes test cricket. :3

Pattinson is fucking atrocious at limited overs

yeah fit last I heard, he absolutely cleaned up in county cricket so I hope he plays the ashes

oh

Better than NCN, and way, way better than Behrendorff and worst Richardson

not saying Josh was some silver bullet for the CWC, but he is better than this garbage in the squad

Dead set time for one of these cunts got out

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Pandya giving roos the hard dick

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reminder t hat pandya was dropped first ball but the utter shitcunt carey

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only saw the upper half but it was a very good view

i dunno mate, you tell me.

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Reminder that Pandya was dropped on 0(0) by our "specialist" wicket keeper Alex Carey

Has anyone got that pic of Stuart Broad with 'target now meaningless'? I might be needing it

want their feet on my peepee desu

the argument for NCN over hazlewood is his batting, which has actually already paid dividends

how do you even get destroyed by a crippled shikar dhawan and pajeet mitch marsh?

>black hair
>light brown hair
>brown hair
>blonde hair
>brown eyes
>blue eyes
they all look the same lmao

>all good looking people

damn, they showed us

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Hazelwoods range seems to be about 40-70 runs where as NCN is about 50-80. NCN literally won us the last game with the bat, something hazelwood could never do.

>Pandya 40(21)

BASED

The Pandya Show

Pahado ke upar jungle ke par dekho kaun apne shehar aya yaar Ninja Hattori apne ghar aya yaar.
Badi badi aakhe or mu hai chota sa sir pe hai topi or gal mota sa.

GOAT

My area hasn't got the NBN yet lads.

>Nickelodeon

mine has
suck shit

>all these really good looking people with naturally different hair and eye colour / skin tones all look the same
um, white people btfo?

Why doesn't starc just bowl a 150 kph yorker lads

ooga booga where the biryani at

is this one of those facial recognition tests that you you're retarded if you fail it?

You could get one to order you to cum on the feet of the other one while she giggles

Just oppressed a dalit lads. Felt very good.

How do we fix Aussie bowling?

>Pakistani banter

he cant actually control it lad

Reckon she'd swing?

That's hot

wa wa wa wa wa x

Is one hand, one bounce an official rule?

when was the last time we had a genuinely shit bowling attack? cant ever remember it being this bad.
how the FUCK did we go from mcgrath and warne to this

in Wattle Glenn Rules only

How do you oppress yourself shitshoveler?

Your run rate is slow.
Game is still on.

What do you reckon India will get from here? ~330@10rpo?

>only 5 sixes
India are FINISHED

hilf and sids in the WI?

Based

okay now that was pure skill

starting to lose confidence here lads

>EVERY POOSIE BOWLER HAS BEEN HIT FOR AN SIX

>siddle, hilfenhaus, bollinger, about 10 le new shane warnes

>that clean hit
Kohli is based and an absolute cunt at the same time.

375 on the cards

It miss it, they don't even air old episodes anymore.

should've replaced carey with auto wicky

350 easy

It should be in the powerplay

>only 2 down
Could be so much worse tbeh

true, there was a time where siddle was our premier bowler and that was mighty grim. thankfully johnson and harris came into really good form a bit after.

SHOT

I'm not disputing it required skill, but it was also a half volley on the pads. Absolute gimme to Virat Kohli

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Chad Pajeet Banter

Virgin Paki damage control

yeah that will show em Ahmed

>ah yeah
>ah mate
>yeah nah
god i fucking hate australians
retards, every single one

t. a katua rapebabby turned OBC. Don't ever reply to my post.

The thread on reddit already has 14,000 comments.

2010/11 Ashes with Douglas Bollinger, Siddle and Hilf as our frontline """"attack""""

and Michael Beer

friendless loser absolutely seething because no one has ever called his fat arse mate before

Kek

Dougie was elite faggot

>burgerland education

punjabi music all over the ground.

haha we do say that

All pajeets? This is like thread 3.

400 is a par score on this pitch, India are fucked.

yeah,nah

Have a feeling aussies will chase down 350 easy.

fucking hate indians desu ngl

okay now that was pure skill

Johnson was there too, but he was bitchwide outside of the Perth test

>tfw lose cricket to poos
>tfw lose soccer to wogs

I like how they can do this shit yet they banned whistles from aussies at our grounds.

cumGOD show cancelled

why is finch captaining? genuinely think anyone else in the squad would be a better captain

India needed at least 500
safe to say the game is over

also, yer is mum is on par with my dick

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>NEW

fucking hell, good fielding from Maxwell

...

HE BOWLS TO THE LEFT
HE BOWLS TO THE RIGHT

awful post desu

this is the thread

>while people in the showbiz industry are pretty therefore by virtue of being of the same race i'm pretty as well even though i'm a basement dwelling, cuckporn watching faggot with an extensive fungi collection because i haven't washed my cumrag in decades.

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Business idea: Catch the ball

>moving the goalposts
no one said all white people are attractive, you're the dumb cunt saying they all look the same whilst being from the most hideous race on Earth