lads, it's poortugal
Lads, it's poortugal
Josiah Gutierrez
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David Nelson
You must be a zoomer if you dont have Vietnam flashbacks about playing against portugal
Cameron Collins
Wow, wtf, how did Colgate get a flag of its own??
Cameron Fisher
lads, nobody cares
Jacob Diaz
Stop seething my dude
Benjamin Collins
>7-1
Landon White
>immigrant rape crisis
>BTFO'd by KOREA
lad, you have no street cred anymore, just stop seething already my guy
Thomas Gutierrez
I'm hoping for at least 6 red cards tonight.
Aiden Moore
>BTFO'd by KOREA
Accidents happen, ask your parents
>immigrant crisis
You have a crisis with your natives lmao
The only based post in this thread
Ryan Howard
This is the pinnacle of German humour and it's pathetic. I can imagine him snorting to himself as he typed this, as if this was an absolute spirit bomb of a roast, and then reading it out loud in his disgusting language "schlieben fleeb hach jurgeflachtung" before falling into a coughing fit from the laughter. I almost pity you.
Parker Davis
kek
Zachary Russell
well to be fair Portuguese is one of the few languages that's uglier than German. it sounds like you mixed the worst parts of Spanish and Russian
Angel Martin
Based Nederland.
I'll cheer for you guys.
Lucas Murphy
That's bold coming from the Netherlands, of all countries
Nathan Fisher
portugal hasn't been a threat since figo retired
Justin Martinez
based Brazilian
Joshua Johnson
>Literally European Champions
Zachary Reed
they won like one game in regular time in that entire sham of a tournament
Luke Howard
Winning in extra time is still winning
Jeremiah Harris
Says the swamp dwelling trog who speaks the most retarded version of german
Jason Perry
>dutch
>not a mixture of german and some english and french
Brayden Morales
The most retarded version of German is actually spoken by
Jeremiah Walker
The most beautiful language in the world is English, especially when spoken with a Lancashire or Yorkshire accent
Alexander Nelson
ours and austrians german is pretty comfy
not like hochdeutsch your pronunciation of the letter R is really interesting
Parker Collins
SEETHING
Ryder Ortiz
honestly portugal - croatia is the worst game I've ever seen
James Powell
God I hope portogal wins but hopefully Tsu breaks his leg at kick off
Grayson Davis
Portugal is Christian and that's why they will win (even tho they are C*tholics,it's better than being cuck dutch atheists)
Cooper Russell
De Ligt/De Jong the zoomer kings already smashed that boomer Ronaldo.
Nicholas Adams
Wrong. I'm considering England vs Switzerland the final due to the fact England beat Netherlands but got cheated by VAR.
Landon Lee
>you mixed the worst parts of Spanish and Russian
Really is weird though, written down it seems like any other of the Romance languages but when spoken sounds straight Slavic, i remember my first time in Algarve thinking there way way too many Eastern European holidaymakers there until i figured they were just locals
Parker Sanders
>B
Benjamin Torres
shut up, shut up, shut up
Isaac Roberts
>B
Ryan Bell
That's enough for today
Aaron Bailey
i dont get it what does B mean
Jayden Campbell
Short for Zyklon-B. He's upset because he's a cucked Holocaust apologist.
Himmler did nothing wrong.
Elijah Kelly
It means that the tournament was rigged from the start
Sebastian Reyes
Austin Nguyen
lel
David Parker
holy shit that was funny lol
Jonathan Smith
I got too drunk last night and I'm unable to google it or ask someone so what time is this match?
Henry Howard
19.45 UK time
Lincoln Perez
3 years later. Still not coping
Luis Harris
thanks mate
Asher Ortiz
tbf I did a drive trough Europe with some friends and we figured out Dutch is retarded German and English is a sissy version of German, like what would happen if Germany raped France in the boypussy
Benjamin Foster
I seriously hope none of you nitwits are still sleeping on my boy Frenkie. Not in the picture: most distance covered (about 14km), declared Man of the Match by UEFA. Was crowned player of the season in de Eredivisie based on stats alone. His first name is pulled straight from a children's football comic.
Future Football GOAT, current Cuteness GOAT.
Parker Barnes
Justin Nguyen
What has this to do with football ?
Nathan Moore
Kek
Alexander Ross
Thats because there are, unironically
Adam Edwards
how do can i have 14,97% more babies?
Ryder Hughes
>Portuguese are more likely unemployed but also have less free time on average
Not even their NEETs can catch a break.
Kevin Wright
To be fair, our language sounds like Klingon to the untrained ear.
Jackson Harris
This. I feel like raping my tongue whenever I have to speak it
Colton Hughes
The battle of nuremberg was 13 years ago.
Carson Collins
I don't post often, but this had me in tears
Jackson Williams
Charles Sanchez
Portugal really is a shit country
Bentley Sullivan
>not so found of feminine
>dates Urkel
What a fucking whore.
Aaron Martin
>fond of feminine guys
fix'd
Joseph Fisher
>dumbfries
Kek