/heem/ triple c edition!

Is there any One F/C or Bellator tonight or coming up soon?

SHUT UP MARLON
SHUT UP BRENDFAN

Tony won both rounds

After this people should stop shitting on Hernandez because he looked better than Ferguson.

dana was happy bros
surprised to see that

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GUESS WHAT THIS IS

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Guys I just woke up, why is the main card not on the torrent websites? Did the fight not happen?

dana after woodley's win vs. dana after henry's win

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reminder that cowboy and pettis both quit rather than go into the 3rd round with Tony "El Cucuy" Ferguson

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>Tony's fans: Its only three rounds!
>Tony's opponents: Its only three rounds!

THIS

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based henry
the don!

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Fer sher add super in front uf fan. You homeless cat

What a nasty guy to fight against.

How hard is this guy to hit clean. Absolute eel.

tony hasn't sparred since his injury. jesus

now to sleep

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>Valentina will never be your wife

Fucking kill me already

Cejudo trains at some pseudoscience cryotherapy bullshit gym yet he is now a GOAT. I don't know what to think anymore.

He looks like it.

MODS!

Don't know what event you watched buddeh but OSP got choked the fuck out

Ferguson fanboys are annoying and didn't exist until he beat Lee and then multiplied when he fought on a Mcgregor card. His current army of basedboys wouldn't currently exist if Mcgregor had won.

you could say im pretty good

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Because Cejudo calling everyone out means more money

what was the big shit about the end of the second?
Wasnt like it was a knockout punch and shit like that happens all the time..why were the retarded crowd booing?
Based Tony, coward Cerrone blowing shit out of his nose deliberately to save a few brain cells.
DadCerrone cocksuckers blown the FUCK out

>I mean sure he cheated but fuck Dad Cerrone am I right

I dunno if Woodley had any actual fans who weren't just ironic shitposters.

Tony never fought Alvarez, never fought Poirier, never fought Gaethje, pulled out against Khabib twice. Turned down a fight against Holloway. Beat the ghost of Pettis and still got dropped, got a doctors stoppage over Cerrone. Beat Barboza even less impressively than Gaethje or Cerrone. This guy is so overrated.

Reminder that Dan the Dumbass was at fault for that punch at the end. It wasn't nearly as egregious as Joe "Big Black Cock Aficionado" Rogan made it out to be. He throws it just as the bell sounds and miragliotta is nowhere to be fucking found for some reason.
Cowcuck fans will demonise tony but it was fine

>cheated
>straight right any fat nerd on heem could take
>split second after the buzzer
>zero effect on the fight
fair enough if it was a knockout shot but it was a normal straight punch
eat a dick faggot, hopefully you and the rest of the cerrone boomers retire from posting on heem

and the belated part two

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>Cowdad!

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I like how there still isn't a webm of that. Ferguson fanboys protecting their reddit cheat fighter.
Lmao he said time twice by the time Ferguson threw it, told Ferguson it was blatantly deliberate and Ferguson just threw his arm in a hissyfit.

>DAD CERRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I will never forget Joe shouting "Pull down her head"

>muh one punch
Cerrone looked drunk and scared from the start
Pussy blew his nose to bail
LMAO

Why don't you make it loser

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>be known as a kickboxer
>get out kicked by some weird autistic wing Chun guy who used to do wrestling

What a shame

>hehe he's autistic just like me!
>technical weirdo genius!
>buzznights please change my 3 piece and a soda flair for a snapjitsu one

>People rally around Tony when it's made clear he's the only who can btfo the carried cutbabby darling of the ufc
woah bro. Like bro. Like you should have a set amount of fans from the day you start fighting. Any increase to that number is like...... totally REDDIT, dude

>is dan looking?

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I thought it's the lips

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>hurr you like someone you're stupid!!!

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imagine if cejudo and megan anderson did porn together

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Once he's on the ground it will be easier.

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>Cerrone is my favourite fighter, such a warrior and fighting for his SON. He LOVES his son so much and does it all for him. He deserves to win every fight he has and I can believe Tony wasn't DISQUALIFIED for that late hook to the jaw while Cerrone was holding his SON than knocked him out, definitely need a rematch Tony shouldnt even have won that

Gooby will never fight again, fuck

shes like talking to her kid brother.

That's my favorite fetish

Webm of controversy, with sound.
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Khabib has to get through Poirier first.

can you even live that fantasy if you're over 5'8", bros?

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haha.... that would would be a funny thing haha

LMAO

>for sure
>oh sorry to cut you off B
>drawl
>hey chin
>Mount Rushmore
>dime piece
>

Salon Quality Poirier heems Khabib round 3

>ref doesn't get in between them
>expects fighters in the middle of fighting to immediately be able to react to a fucking horn
>also seems like cowboy was already done for

Yeah, If I was them I would put some sort of sound 10 seconds before the end of the round to let them know. That way there would be no doubt whatsoever that any after the horn strikes were intentional.

Am I remembering wrong or did Joe try to argue with Big Dan that the late hit made his eye swell? I thought I heard Joe say "But did it hit his eye or nose" and Big Dan said something like "Well, he blew his nose and you don't do that"

FUCK THAT FAT BASTARD DAN ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THE CONTROVERSEY TO MAKE HIMSELF APART OF THE FIGHT EVERY FUCKING TIME. NEW REFS WHEN??!?@!?

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Again, you can't expect fighters to be counting down 10 seconds while trying to beat each other up, it's the ref's job to stop the fight, you keep defending yourself at all times

>the same faggot who just samefagged about Cerrone

>hehe Ferguson is our guy! Fucking based he's autistic just like me. Misunderstood genius. No he's not reddits guy what do you mean, he can't be! I've boyed him since the Kevin Lee fight!

Kek same

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it started with the gay hand jives and now they all think they're a fucking star

Link for ferguson fight pls
.

All those "Can't wait to laugh at Tony Fags" posts. How sweet it is.

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>Tony is only 12 P4P ranked
>behind McNuggets, Peaheadrier, Bumaru, Amanda "I Punch Hard" Nunes, Cringejudo, Maximilian "Let'em Hit Me In The Head Bro I Can Take It" Pilloway and Tiramisu
only people that should be above him are dc and jones. Weight equalised Tony wrecks all of these bums

What a fucking joke, Cerrone completely stopped and Ferguson took advantage of it.

>Cosy schaubposted
Heeming our hearts and minds

>you can't expect fighters to know that the round is over man, like you just black out and you don't know what's happening maaaaan
Cowboy knew.

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cowboy was getting his cowbrain rearranged, he was actually counting down to his rescue

Cowboy looks old as fuck during that whole exchange and stands there like a stunned retard at the end hahahahahahaha
>cowboys kid will be spoonfeeding his dad by the time he can walk

Cowboy was literally fucking finished, he wasn't doing shit anyway BEFORE the bell
Stay mad Team Tiramisu. Dana's ruskie overlords can only protect you for so long. It's fucking tony time

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Also knew blowing his nose would fuck his eye up and end the fight ;)
Its over brah, your boy lost.
Now hop and that khabib cock carousel and guarantee the demise of El Cucuy like you did with Daddy punching bag Cerrone

Not even a scratch this time. Usually Tony would be bleeding by now.

It was already over for cowboy long ago.

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Feels great tbhf

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>that punch
'get the fuck out here cazzie'
based

Dude Brandon’s stand up special was so lit. His routine was fire dude.

FUCK YOU KOOKIE I TRUSTED YOU

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>Ay man tone dindu nuffin Cowboy was heemed so he was more aware of his surroundings
Tony dickriders are fucking sad

Damn Cejudo really is a fantastic martial artist. His power just lacks so if he talks about going up to 145 I hope he is joking. He fought excellently though. Just when I was counting cejudo out for having no answers to moraes he just turns it on and exposes moraes for being a octagon bully with no heart as cejudo made him quit.

Cerrone cocksuckers are worse
Seriously, dude looked ancient and drunk (also scared)
How in fucks name did you think Cowboy had a chance?
Because he has a son?
get the fuck outta here

based Tony working the redditors

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>Eddie standing awkwardly at the side of the shot filming the commotion on his phone
For what purpose?

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>Hey, Donald
>...
>Donald. Hey, Donald
>Eh. Uh waa is it
>Its Dacson
>Wo...um, i-i-is it Tuesday
>...
>T-t...tuesday?
>Yeah, Dad.
>Wo-wan...Uhh, my son, my son is still a behby
>...
>He-he watched me...wartch when I...
>Dad, please, don't...
>whe-when I...aah, aah
>No, Dad, please
>TOOOOONYYYY!!! AAAAAAAHHHH!!!
>Dad, calm down, please
>EEEEELLLLL CUUUUUCUUUUUUUUY!!!! GET HIM AWAY GET HIM AWAY!!!!

is he the human equivalent of Chihuahua?

"my new barber is named jamal
alright so he's black, i'm sure he knows how to cut hair
when jamal actuay came out to greet me, it turned out he was asian as shit!
dicey dicey..."

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Go check reddit, they literally love him

Friendly reminder that Nate Diaz slapped all of these guys and is the king of lightweight division.

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>Go check reddit
no thanks, you seem to have that covered

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Kek and based

Schmo living the dream

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based

i could heem the entire ufc lightweight division and everyone in this thread

wtf delete this!!! My boyfriend tony did nothing wrong!!!!!

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I am 6'-5", 265 lbs

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I don't care that Jon eyepokes
I don't care that Tony late hit
I don't care that DC used a hammock
I don't care that Aldo grabbed the fence
I would personally grease GSP
If you aren't willing to break the rules you don't really want that strap.

How would he do in the UFC?

You forgot to mention Yoel and spilling ice water everywhere

Keep shitting and pissing yourself Tiramisu
Jones pokey GOAT
GSP greasy GOAT
Anderson heem Bisping into a zombie when the ref stops to let him put his mouthguard back in GOAT
BJ beat his wife GOAT
All the greats dab on bums and there's just nothing you can do except seethe
Tony is going to fucking eat Khabib's face off

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fuck you khabib

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youtu.be/-ZxBbbKv8kg

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the brit and burger cerrone fans are taking this hard
let it out bros

The obese Aussie

Don't bully burgers, they can't handle bantz like brits can.

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just got home from a 3 hour surf lad.
fit as fuck and the reason I asked this
missed the cowdad rage hahaha
shouldnt laugh, let it out brah its gunna be alright :)

I like negro fights because drinking beer and gambling on darkies beating each other up makes me feel like a plantation owner.

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>khabib stumbles onto his stool, broken, his coaches voices ringing distant in his dumb muslim head
>blood flows down into his eyes from his lacerated forehead, his eyes already in pain from the late double eyepoke
>his core on fire, not having the extra power of tiramisu to protect him from the onslaught of bodyshots
>he was in a haze, his mind so stunned by the damage delivered that he could not recall the name of his prophet
>he feels his coach help him to his feet, grateful as he doubted he could do it alone
>looking across the cage, he sees the nightmare he is currently living. El Cucuy stares back
>The second round begins

>I used to find him so cringy but now I'm a really big fan and find his antics uniquely him
>Tony isn't even weird to me, he's just unique and creative
>Champ shit only, I respect his craft and like him as a person

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Ahem
Toilet Tai "Can Can" Pooivasa
Shittie "El Gayror" Shitvera
Cucknald "Cuckboy" Cuckrone
Pissica "Pink" Eye
Fartlon "Tragic" Poorass

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legitimately terrifying

Fuck is the ref doing 2 meters away from the action when the horn blows?

Again, take notes from boxing if you ever want to become relevant in any sense

Based

t. Southerner

Miragliotta doesn't give a shit anymore
>engage in banter with Joe in the middle of the cage when fans are booing up a storm, throwing things and you need to make the fucking call for the fight

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Brazil: We’re the worst fanbase in MMA

Chicago: Hold my beer

I think all these refs feel a bit too safe. They need to be held to a higher standard by fucking someone.

abhorrent youtube comment tier post

>only one
do khabib lost?

Mario Yamasaki was unironically a better ref than miragliotta, prove me wrong

>bro like el cuckuy is a fucking BEAST man, he's like so crazy and zany, he thinks there's a chip in his leg xD

Loved Yamasaki. I miss the hardcore CTE days

I actually found it on reddit :)

>tfw Joe should have Eddie on to talk about Tony and the fights but he just had Eddie on so he's gonna fucking bring on Schaub or some rando fighter that Joe has now become extremely impressed with like Aljo or Kattar
It's gonna be either Aljo or Schaub definitely

I told all of you that Cejudo is unbeatable now but y'all wouldn't listen.

The only way he ever loses again is if he goes to 145 where the waters are deeper.

>cowboyfags seething

this but 100% unironically
LETS GO CHAMP

Why does blowing your nose shuts your eye? The fuck

Reminder that your waifu is fighting on Deep Jewels in few hours.

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I'm a bum and I'm just guessing but I think blood floods your sinus chambers

Tony seemed disappointed by Cowboy's performance desu

My waifu is fighting June 14th on Lellator 222

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we all were

Cowboy’s wife lost all attraction to him upon witnessing that beatdown, she’s probably rubbing her clit and thinking about Tony right now

Is Mario still reffing outside of the UFC. I hope he's still working as ever.

cute

hey i was the one that asked you for this! Thank you for making it!

not bad. Good for her!

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Khabib Nurmagomedov is undefeated

this is how Tony would murder goobert

unlike cowboy goob has the striking to put Tony down. If da lef landed early he could win.

This
Literally everyone was complaining about how it was only 3 rounds when it would be a five round war only for Cowboy to get beaten to death immediately
i don't know how we keep getting fooled. its the same old Cowboy crumbling under pressure. Every time he gets close to the belt it's like he decides he doesn't want it and gets himself btfo
He literally blew the fucking title shot by blowing his fucking nose.
I bet he did it on purpose

Daily reminder that Islam literally means “submission to God”, meaning that technically Khabib has submitted (tapped) to Allah

happy chinaman

Tonys post fight video was so clear and positive and wholesome.
He's definitely back on his meds, and sounds like he might fight again before khabib fights poorer

>Edson is just as good as tony at defending takedowns and fighting from his back.

GODson Tibau

I don't hate Tony, but his fans should be executed

kek

I do hate Khabib, and I think he and his fans should be executed.

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if he was executed now he would go down as the GOAT

>OH HERRO PREASE
>I AM
>*spreads eyelids with fingers*
>*puts on a 10 gallon hat*
>*swings a lasso around*
COWRBOI CERRONE

watch how a boxing ref stops a round. then hang yourself for being a moron.

beautiful, just beautiful.
Feeling like a necrophiliac admiring that picture

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Reminder that Smouldering Al exposed the way to btfo Khabib
Literally just give up your back and fight for grips lmao
Tony, Gaychee and Gregor all fuck Duckbib up

Tony fan here. I think we should refrain from publicly praising him because we are only helping him becoming reddit. The same thing happened to McGregor until he became a top tier cringelord.

To be fair if we used boxing refs as a point of reference every fight would be stopped the second someone got hit clean.

Tony fan here.
Fuck off

>double champ
For beating Morales?
I can't believe people think Cejudo is up there with DC and Conor.

but he's king of the manlet pit!!!

Tony was always reddit

Imagine a little Mexican man the size of a school child being the p4p #1 in your sport.

>Conor
FLUSHED
>DC
FLUSHED
>Cejudo
BASED

You are an absolute fucking brainlet if you think Conor is anywhere near as good as Henry and DC
Conor's greatest and hardest fought victory was over the king of the gatekeepers

punished McGregor is best McGregor

based Chun bro

>muh wholesome family man having one last shot at the title for.....my family!
Dadcerrone, reddit and (you) blown the FUCK out

Good goys

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youtube.com/watch?v=UFcJ2MssFgc
now that the dust has settled, was this kino?

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Conor sparked Aldo out in 13 seconds a much more impressive win than DJ or Stipe despite what Rogan would have you believe

had to fix the crop on the left side
hope you guys enjoy it

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where's the graphic with his win streak where it's longer than heaps of champions?

Remember when the mafia owned the UFC and it was free from faggotry

Those were the days

r a r e

version 2

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So are traditional martial arts a meme or not

very kino. I love it!

>That's my pussy now, boi
wwyd?

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>I don't want to seem like a casual so I'll shit on Conor even though he KO'd the greatest featherweight in 13 seconds and then moved up a weightclass and made the current lightweight champ look like an amateur

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I just had a flashback to when Kevin Pee bombed tony after the bell and no one gave a shit
But now they care?

Bisping > Conor

You literally can’t deny this

Everyone cared, but everyone already hated Lee at that point.

>flash KOs lmao
Henry's performance tonight is better than Conor has ever done in his bum life. Conor has not even come close to a performance such as Stipe in the Ngannou fight.
Conor was a cutbabby who knocked out manlets and when he finally fought guys his own size he got blown the fuck out and is 1-1 at WW and 1-1 at LW, his WW win from limping awah from a gatekeeper for 5 rounds and the other a fight against possibly the least talented champ ever
Enough with the Conor meme. He is my boy but not because he is a great fighter because he is not. He is upper-gatekeeper tier like Gustaffson when he isn't cutbabbying and fighting dwarves.

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Nigs in the UFC get free passes, as usual

the point of the front kick to the liver is you can't really counter it with a punch because you're out of range. gooby's left would also come at an angle that would be really hard to reach tony and really easy for tony to parry. also gooby has zero gas tank so these constant shots would be incredibly effective.

You've been here for a while now and no one really cares or is catching on to your gimmick.

Cringe. Aldo win was a fluke and it wasn't prime Aldo anyways.
Eddie is a can that got crushed in ONE

>Trying to hype up Deadie Canvarez to make McNuggets look good
Oh my days

>coping this hard

he's the goat and definitely not a can crusher.

Eddie beat prime Pettis

its just in reference to how close they are to the fighters when a round is over and how they most times get their arm directly between the fighters yelling break.

>I have no response yet I must post
Sit down and shut the fuck up buddeh ye got no argument

Cejudo got ko'd in 5 seconds and got a gift over DJ

Wonder what edgy brah heard that made him react like that back there.

Tony is reddit's boy. You cannot deny this.

thats a keeper. thanks

Name one fighter that isn't reddit's boy except for jonny bones

In another timeline, Tony had a point deducted and Cowboy still quit.

>Henry Cejudo
>Height: 5'4''
>Reach: 64 inches

Max Holloway
>Height: 5'11''
>Reach: 69 inches

never seen a heem that fucking brutal
they even cut away from her body because they thought she was fucking dead

this is his original post. Wallow in shame

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I didn't even read your post because I knew it was just another pointless shitpost.

I dont think they like Cejudo either because of the cringejudo stuff and because they love Mighty Meme.
More proof that he's our boy.

how hilarious would it have been if the first in cage death was from a lady kick

Not the point. The whole "Cerrone is REDDIT xD" is a retarded meme.

thats why he called out Cruz (40) Faber (45) and another bum Garbrandt who can't do anything other than one combo!

Why is reebok stuff so cheap? I bought one of their running hoodies last week and it's already covered in loose threads and bobbles.

Tony is an autist so he's forever our guy

reddit fighters:

Pissrael Niggersanya
Max Holloway (love max but he's reddit)
any female fighter

>I didn't even read your post
So stop engaging with me you tiresome faggot, I am beyond sick of you at this point. Heem urself my man, just give it a rest

Why do idiots still believe that? It's obviously been a gimmick for a long time. He's just your typical Mexican douchebag who doesn't even like his own fans.

I think he had some type of learning disability, that's why he writes so weird

Can you blame him? I fucking hate his fans personally

The fact that he is still singularly calling Khabib "Tiramisu" and Conor "McNuggets" after all this time is all the evidence I need that he is a legitimate turbo sperg

Khabib Nurmagomedov is ducking Tony Ferguson.

Amazing..

its fucking nothing

Yeah, pretty much all of his “fans” on here are just race baiters looking for guaranteed (You)’s

Don't let all these butthurt Cowdad fans make you forget that Joanne Calderwood took the L today

I hate all mma fans, they're all douchebags. It speaks volumes that out of sherdog, reddit, youtube etc /heem/ has the most tolerable, likeable of the mma fans

Bro but joe told me woodley was the welterweight GOAT. What are you trying to say man? That he's NOT better than GSP? Crazy talk

I wonder if Tony fans realize that it isn't that people like Cowboy, it's that people hate Ferguspergs

Heem:
Chiesa
O'Malley
Theodorou

Reddit:
Everyone else

Daily reminder that Khabib BTFO’d Gooby fans and made MMA tolerable again, and that makes him the GOAT in my book

Goob wins the rematch unironically

Khabib fans are just as bad.

Eye wins the rematch
#woofwoof
#dogsday

Until Conor retired him

Cejudo heems Max

There are more Gooby fans than Khabib fans on /heem/ by far b

It's not fair bros. Why did she have to get shitty tattoos? She would be perfect without them.

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does khabib have even a single unironic supporter on heem? (you) me if you do

reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/byir8f/spoiler_before_after_fighters_late_shot_after_the/

based henry being loyal to the belts

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Truly the biggest Chad in MMA

Tony was talking about this during his post fight interview. He busted up his nose and the only reason it wasn't red is he "cleaned" it with his punches

based ElessDee123 keeping us in the know

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I hate life. I hate the general public. I hate my job. I hate myself.

Will you end my suffering?

Seems obvious cowboy knew his eye would swell shut if he blew his nose. I hope his son always remembers.

They are, but Tony is the anti-meme

Yes, one "german" perma bootyblasted

being a manlet and sucking off Cujedo is like being a nigger and saying you like KFC. Bad in any circumstance, but even worse because you are who you are.

Oi

Get out of the UCuck

He never quits user, he said so.

>cucuy gets another W and bloodied face for gallery
>khabitch "fans" start "reddit fans" talk (in reddit spacing, obviously)
Oh, so you're a fan connoisseur now? Well, you go ahead and enjoy the highly entertaining "Fights Nights USA" abudabi event against Dustbin Poorier. Since waiting for KO/TKO is pretty much useless, hopefully you'll see a spectacular submission. After all, Dustbin is on level with Shalorus, Gooby and MJ as the only people who were submitted by takedown machine that is Mr. Yea Forums himself da Eagle!
Fuck, I'm yawning from just describing how shit this fucker is.

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Weird how he brought that up without any accusing him

Rewatch Till vs Cerrone

I didn't invent "Dustbin Poorier"

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You talking to me? Are you talking to ME?
I’ll flip ya, flip ya for real.
We used to stack fucks like you 5 feet high in Korea.
I will gouge out your eye-balls and skull-fuck you.

Crotch sniffing rasslers btfo

Cowdad wins the rematch if he has two sons

what if he has a daughter?

very christesque with a hint of lynchian imagery

>tfw Cejudo clears out the entire UFC, moving up one division at a time
>adds a new prop to his hat representing every victim
2020 is looking pretty based bros

Henry being champ champ is completely based because he will only be able to defend flyweight and bantamweight belts half as often, meaning less manlet main events. Henry is /ourguy/

Where is everyone else?

split decision loss

I’m not a doctor (yet) but I’m pretty sure there is a 95% chance cowboys wins will be gay after watching him quit like that.

thawlts?

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Tony was unironically getting pieced up in the first round

I'm a #cowmissle but he wasn't hurt that bad, he gets fucked up in every fight

he was just learning his opponent

Wun mor ruhn at the strap bruther

Tony is unironically john wick

Drunkenly wrestled over a crow bar with my buddy last night

It was a battle but I got the crow bar

who won the battle
who won the war
and most importantly
who won the story?

WE NEED KEBAB VS TONY

unironically based

I think he did a surprisingly good job at rolling with the strikes

I won the battle and I won the war

He won the story because I pulled guard

Why do people think Tony has any chance against Khabib? Tony's wrestling was exposed by Kevin Lee which means Khabib would maul him like a bear for 5 rounds just like he does everyone else.

Cheap shot Tony

>everyone else
Ahem

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Does he lose to his opponents or to himself?

oh fer sher Tibbies didn't get bullied around the ring the whole fight

Val is evil

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You should be more supportive of your fellow countryman

Khabib is the only guy that can win a fight by hugging someone against the cage while having all his takedowns stuffed, getting taken down and getting outstruck

how did moraes do against cejudo? I fell asleep

me too

gassed out in one round and got beaten up

Clearly won the first round with striking, cejudo did nothing. He gassed hard and eventually crumbled to weak gnp

Reminder.

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Why does Khabib never get included in GOAT lists?

Because his best win is Conor after a 2 year coke binge

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same reason australia's gay lol - you'er mom

>gregor

cejudo legs got raped in round 1
cejudo went aggressive on round 2 and baited him to ''lets bang bro''' and knee'd him hard and got him to the ground and pretty much elbowed him to death. early stoppage but he wasnt protecting himself.

Do you know what site this is?

does he outwrestle khabib?

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>Pettis mentally done pretends to have a broken hand to quit
>Cowboy mentally done blows his broken face on purpose to quit
IF he can get past Dustin, Kebab can't run anymore from Tony. Imagine being """champ""" while not having the best win streak or the most wins over the current top 10 in your division.

Tony is a can

Jessica "Dead" Eye
Jessica "Queer" Eye
Jessica "Pink" Eye
Jessica "D" Eye

complaining about the cowboy vs tony ending

BASED

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i missed the final manlet and woman fights, any tasty webms boyz?

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And let's not forget this

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SHEEM dead

8 bonuses = 400k
minus management fees, publicist fees, taxes, etc.
tony was probably left with like 80k
what's the fucking point

No way

if he wins its through elbows or catching an arm.But im sure Khabib is aware of that .
Tony is a monster though.

Moraes was always a can

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Tony probably made a loss. He should quit.

bethesque

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>custom door for giants
based

Oh god that's beautiful. Don't do the taunting shit if you're a can.

thawlts, hues?

If Honda was still active, how would she fare against Valentina?

>when you finally can kill flyweight division

>I dunno if Woodley had any actual fans who weren't just ironic shitposters.
I actually genuinely supported him against Usman. Usman was way more annoying.

what was bethe doing with her hand there anyway?

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based and 209pilled

based

She is quite a bit bigger,but would still most likely end up stiff

>manlet pit
Unironically they should unify the 125 and 135 divisions by throwing them all in a melee hole and letting them duke it out

What was your favorite fight of the night?

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unironically valentina vs eye
biggest heem on the card

For me, it's Valentina (and Antonina) Shevchenko

Tony destroys Kebab.

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No fights for 2 weeks. Get a life

I'm going to start taking the picks as soon as they finalize the bout order.

I was rooting for Usman because I like that Woodley’s gimmick got used against him
>I’m black
>Well I’m black AND an immigrant, fuck yourself

The fat Abo ruined my picks. Glad he lost though.

I think USADA needs to check this thing to make sure it doesn't have a cock.

>tony will lose!!!! literal schizophrenic crazy person!!!!!!! leg chip aaaaaaa
btfo, all of you

cerrone is a can

Bellator 222 this Friday has Rory vs. Gracie, Chael vs. Machida, and Rena vs. some can. /heem/ finna stay litty

also Dillon Danis kino

Rory finna get dabbed on

champ shit only

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is BASED Danis fighting on Friday?
now i'm actually interested

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*heemed by a sneeze*

I like how Rogan has discussed how Tony doesn't like him for calling him a weirdo, then proceeds to call him not only weird, but insane and a madman after he just had a mental breakdown. Seems like he's just trying to fuck with Tony now.

ideally tony will kill him

Tony has CTE

Hes not that wrong.
Tony is a madman.
But youre right Tony wont forget this.Him and Eddie will one day kill him after a flat earth dispute goes wrong

why didn't the guy with the beard punch back?

gucci’s fighting too, they brought him from rizin to beat up their champion again

cejudo heems stipe

Y’guys want to hear this new comedy but I’ve been working on? Alright here goes...
What’s the deal with Asian people? Am I right? Lol

>meet crazy person with a history of insane or dangerous behavior who is also a high-level martial artist
>call him weird
>he gets angry
>double down and call him a psychotic madman
What could Joe have possibly meant by this?

The only interestimg thing coming out of lellator atm is McJesus vs Nerman

his striking and defense is terrible
youtube.com/watch?v=qH1gKWByyvc

Retard ref.

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In many ways, Gobstopper would heem tony

Cejudo vs Aljo would actually be a really fun fight, but should be a PPV comain

HEEM

TONY

INSIDE

fucking moraes.

I officially am claiming Merab as my journeyboy. The boyhood contracts have been signed.

how can cerone's corner excuse not figuring this one move to counter?
zero instruction.

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Like a lot already said, there is a reason why the rule is "the ref stops the fight". That was the ref's fault for not stopping it and standing 5 miles away with 1 sec left, him and the crowd were retarded.

Any Yan webms?

He wants someone to save him from the globalist claws, it's a call for help.

In an alternate universe

>Tony bobs and weaves, looking for openings for strikes
>his shots do little damage, Khabib is bullrushing him
>he's taken down and feels constriction around his legs
>he's being immobilized
>he pushes backwards and finds the fence as he eats two clean hard shots
>there's so much less room to move and work
>fuck this, he's locked in here with ME
>the muslim moves into a ride, alternating between that and a tripod. he's finding painful shots
>wham! one to the eye
>wham! to the chin
>wham! wham!
>nowhere to go, things going black
>the bipolar demon inside, fed up with the damage, slips into the next dimension
>...
>...
>Tony comes to. Khabib is riding the top of the cage and pounding his chest.
>the streak is over

sauce me up

He hasn't proven himself yet obviously.

There's plenty of fighters who have looked unbeatable until facing competent opponents (Brock Lesnar is a good example which even cazzies tend to understand, but there are many)

Do they fight at burger hours, or normal people hours?

Chael vs. Machida could be fun imo.

>nowhere to go, things going black
>the bipolar demon inside, fed up with the damage, slips into the next dimension
>...
>...
>Tony comes to. Big Dan has his arm around his neck and is dragging him away from Khabib’s unconscious form
>doctors are flooding the cage. the crowd is eerily silent
>Tony looks around him, but the faces in the audience are nauseated by what they’ve seen, and no one can meet his eyes
>the streak continues

Cowboy blew it >:^)

At least he seems to enjoy raising his son, they do everything together, and when he's old enough Donald will be getting spoofed and having his diaper changed with him too.

Because our current GOATs are people who have been at the top and stayed there for quite some time. Being Champ and constantly defending is immensely impressive, Khabib has only had 1 defence.

Anyone who hasn't had multiple defences but gets put in the list is literally just a marketing babby in comparison

10 pm est baby, love it or leave it we run this shit

Think of the people that are widely considered the GOATs and look at their resumes. See all those great fighters? Now look at Khabib's.

Brendan Schaub: You'd Be Surprised IMDB reviews:

1. Secondhand Embarrassment
2. Worse than I ever could have imagined.
3. wished I had more hands, so I could give this four thumbs down
4. I've Had More Laughs Reading Popsicle Stick Puns
5. Horrendous
6. The Worst Comedy Special Of All Time
7. Horribly Unpolished
8. Some self-awareness might help
9. Narcissist Schaub owes his fans an apology not a discount.
10. Untalented hack.
11. Painful to watch!!!
12. Damn what a letdown
13. Please don't waste a second of your life on this trash
14. Delusional
15. Train wreck...
16. God awful
17. i only gave it a 1 because there is no lower rating possible
18. 0/10
19. Disaster.
20. Totally unwatchable and not funny in the least
21. Disgraceful
22. Are we in kindergarten?
23. Couldn't even muster up the energy to crack a smile with this borefest
24. Terrible, take a lap
25. Painful to watch
26. An abortion fire
27. So Bad I Created IMDB Account To 1-Star Review It
28. "Comedy" couldn't get any worse.
29. An insult to comedy
30. Like paying for showtime but getting the public access channel
31. Complete Crap
32. Utterly Horrible
33. It's an accomplishment to be this unfunny
34. More upsetting than Chernobyl
35. Should never have seen the light of day....
36. Very very very unfunny
37. This is straight garbage
38. No real jokes, no real punchlines, no real comedy...
39. Borderline Insulting that this was released.
40. "PLEASE DEAR GOD MAKE IT STOP!"

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he didu nuffin.

Had a dream i fucked Cowboy's eyesocked

DJ
TJ
Moraes

Legendary run. Henry is an absolute fucking savage and 100% deserves top 2 p4p status.

Enjoying his fiance too, whew what a cutie last night

>when the horn blows?
i thought schizophrenics hear stuff

>lost to DJ twice
>TJ only lost because of the weight cut
>Moraes is a shitty cutbabby

>people still doubting Tony
100% it's cutbabyb redditors damage controlling

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Cringe

Charles Bronson vs gulag lee mainly because i was being a drunk racist with my friends

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literally there in the title my man
LCBD-00753

>17. i only gave it a 1 because there is no lower rating possible
>18. 0/10

thawlts?

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>b-but they were heavier and larger than him! It wasn’t fair!
????

He is really btfo mighty memes legacy too
>dj refuses to defend against TJ at 125
>Henry heems him first defense
>dj refuses to go up to 135
>Henry does it after first defense

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youtube.com/watch?v=UGoRdlMFado

so what was your shining star and wtf moments of the card guys?

fuck this fucking muttyoutube.com/watch?v=UGoRdlMFado

>so what was your shining star and wtf moments of the card guys?
>dad cerrone
>my balls was hot

fuck this fucking mutt

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>italian flag
>knowing anything about mma, boxing, sports or anything really

breh?

kino

the wop fears the mexican

So where DOES Khabib currently fit on the all time p4p list anyway?

number one my friend!

There is no one more dangerous than a manlet with nothing to lose

In many ways i KO'd Tony

>thawlts?
yeah I'm thinking it's schermafbeelding on this one

Imagine if you gave a bear a 3 piece with a soda lol

That would be epic

Edit: wow thanks for all the upvotes lol

He has 11 UFC fights. 5 of those were against decent guys. Only 3 of them are ranked in the top ten. He’s pretty far down the list, and no one should be giving him back-pats for defeating 16 tomato cans

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did he get his wife back?

>16 tomato cans
Any one of those hard mountain men forged in sambo is worth 10 regional american cans

Yes but lets hope she survives the week

wife and kid

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Cejudo would heem Ngannou stiff.

was it an early stoppage?

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All these dislikes, why do MMA fans got to be so racist? Don't you like the direction ESPN is going?
youtube.com/watch?v=rZox6NDQCZw

the vid is disabled in my country lol

t.

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>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.

Looks like ESPN are the ones discriminating to me

Is it theoretically possible for her to get the better of Val at this point? I don't mean during the course of the 15 minute MMA match, but that she could recover and beat Val ala the main event without the referee breaking the action after the head kick?

not the cutest but extremely loyal. tone did good

her legs were twitching

casuals might think that was post-ko spasms but it was clearly some defensive movement ready to trip Val and submit her when she tried to gnp

You're missing out on the heroic story of Angela Hill becoming the first african american female UFC fighter. Truly inspiring

Don't be an idiot. She was obviously unconscious. I'm saying if the ref didn't stop the fight and Val continued, would it still be possible for Eye to make the comeback?

At the casino we had 500 people cheering on the first Aboriginal fighter in the UFC, win or lose. It would be a point of pride for you too if you weren't mindlessly racist to your own countrymen.

>he doesn't know about the 10th planet meth-overdose possum maneuver
lmao kiddo come back to me when you get your blue belt

Cejudo just ended Mighty Memes whole legacy in 3 fights

uhhhhh can you guys stop having sex just for a second? You're too alpha for this thread

twitter.com/MeganA_mma/status/1137710532264366081
Powerful

communism absolutely BTFO

She's Mexican. She was probably hot when she was younger. Mexican women hit the wall early and they hit it hard.

He isnt even 50% abo

>betting on KK
>EVER

I want to like Hill because she seems alright and she’s from my hometown but the woman cannot fucking fight. She’s a can. This inspirational “I overcame so many obstacles as a black female!” shit seems even more manufactured when she’s lost three of her last four.

Cejudo would heem Anthony Joshua

based

Yes, he's multiple things, that's what being mixed is congrats you figured it out.

Tony won

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Based.

kek

Tony 'No mas' Ferguson

>you now remember when she was worried about the cops safety against Tony

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So moraes is pretty much a 135 Bumboza? You guys said he was legit

lel

1st round Moraes heems Cejudo

Is it just me or has UFC got dramatically worse since Conor went off the scene? The magic has truly gone.

still a 6/10 max, tony prioritized dedication over looks and it panned out well for him when the schizophrenia hit
>will he hurt you or your son?
>no i don’t think so
>will he hurt the officers we send to apprehend him
>oh absolutely, fuck 12

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Barboza doesn’t suck as badly

Add cowboy to the mural

Id be quite content never having to hear the dumb ole ole ole ole so yeah things have drastically improved

reminder that tony also won the story of the fight

you can just tell this carrot headed freak is British. they have such peculiar mannerisms

I think it’s gotten a bit of it’s soul back

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With that alex jones bod underneath

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Based and Cucuypilled

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How is everyone streaming now that leddit is ban?

If they make tony rematch cowboy I'm going to kms

I'm going to miss cowdad posting lads

triple threat tony vs khabib vs poirier when?

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Good. I got something for this evening.

Where are all the "no excuses" canboy posters now? Hahahaha

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Literally everyone knows Donald truly got saved there, he was getting tired so a rematch doesn't make sense

Why not? It ended on a bs technicality and all cowboy needs to do is work on his cardio to not tire next time.

youtu.be/wx_i4o3ePJs
youtu.be/wx_i4o3ePJs
@1:00:35

Uh... this seems disrespectful!?!?

*makes casual youtube comment-tier post*

shouldn't a veteran like Cerrone know better than to blow his nose during a fight?

he knew it would be stopped, it was a sort of tap out

>and all cowboy needs to do is

he has a glass body

there is literally nothing he can do about it, lad

nothing

ufc.tv you fucking goof

You're fucking stupid lmao

How does a can like Tony keep winning?

kek
dont care for either of them

shut the fuck up luke

yeah he also have to go back in time 5 years

Brendan Schaubs mouth

just you, you're a turbo caz

based

never thought about putting my dick in a cowboy until that fight

We’re running out of space

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I don’t know

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TOLD YOU GUYS TO BET ON IVANOV, TUIVASA HAS ALWAYS BEEN A CARDIOLET.

Is schmo x dana the most comfy pairing ever

add pettis

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tuivasa was always a meme

they're both terrible lol but tuivasa somehow looked worse than in the jds fight

why do u need so much attention luke

Exactly. DJ lost the decision because dana hated him and he was already set to leave the UFC.

Yes the 'ghost of pettis' who fucking annihilated wonderman who was much larger, hes so flushed you fucking caz

Tony is a chinlet

>MFW a cuckboy fan said they would suck another man off to celebrate his loss

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I bet you could get away with posting this on other boards as a vagina especially if you cropped or edited out the eyebrow.

Yea, he seemed to gas out much faster. I remember something about him having a easier weightcut than last time so he should be in better condition overall.

who the fuck is luke? don't involve me with you discord faggots. Also i'd like to point out that lamas was illegally knocked out, hooked to the back of the head, very poor refereeing, he should be DQ'D.

shut yer gob luke

O ok sry

ignore him he just gets off on calling every other Brit poster Luke, thinks it makes him feel better

He'll probably do it to this post too

>it's a fighter had the best weight cut in his life episode
This meme needs to die

We are in here

macron looking fit

keep seething your boy wife’s son cerone got humiliated and quit

Didn't T-Rex arms Benavidez beat Henry?

""""beat""""

watch the fight, Henry clearly won and was docked a point for the most minor shit

Who's next for Triple C?

new thread

migrate

ok ok. take it easy. i hate Benevidez btw

i am taking it easy don't worry

It's the British mentality of having a set amount instead of pushing yourself to the limit.You can just tell he comes from a weak line of Europeans; then again, that's like most Western yuropoors.

Actually scary

>people unironically believe nunez is clean

lol look at the size of this doodes head

This black guy I box really likes woodly and always compares his fighting style to his.