>Sun 06 June
India v Australia
The Oval, London, England
/cric/ket World Cup
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brehs
would
because they don't do banter and give but can't take things like sledging, appealing a lot and call us racists
Not sure why she picked Stuart Binny.
yeah noticed that with indians
would say they're funny people for the mot part, but they absolutely cannot handle copping it back. thinnest skinned people I've come across
>but they absolutely cannot handle copping it back
So true
Think I'll watch this till the match starts.
i dunno pretty much every Indian ive ever met has bee incredibly aggressively awkward not funny. Only exception is when they're semi integrated into another culture so its in spite of being indian.
got Бeлбeлый тигp downloading myself
Indians are not funny at all. anyone here who says that is an Indian.
Indians are obsessed with Australia because Australians are cricketing GOATs. Simple.
Ah, seen it. Like I said, they think Aussies really have some kind of chip on their shoulder when it comes to India like they do with you. Also no West Indies, they’ve won 2 world cups but I guess that wouldn’t fit their epic Aus vs Ind narrative. Maybe I’m reading too much into idk.
Indian cuck here
AMA
Thoughts on tonight's game?
Why do you hate muslims?
This is also true
I want Rohit to hit another 200 today.
I don't. India is a secular country.
Low iq hindus hate Muslims and low iq Muslims hate hindus
everyone talks about 1984 when they should be talking about how Brave New World is literally coming true
Which team has the best >batdeep in the tournament?
yeah because Britain is using it as an INSTRUCTION MANUAL
get it
because..
ahaha
>banter is all thinly veiled racism
>THEY ARE THIN SKINNED
does anybody want to see the worst meme every created by mankind? because i am in possession of it
here it comes lads
ohnono
>complains about racism
>country sells skin whitening creams
is it a good book? never read it.
You just proved their point you absolute retard
Lad.............
it's all right, some people see the world in BNW as a utopia, ignore them as they are complete brainlets
its too easy i feel like I'm being played
Bhakts are stupid in general
Expect him to derail threads with /pol/ gibberish
England maybe.
I've never met a FOB Indian who wasn't a fan of WWE, why do they love it so much...
yeah very good
NZ m8. El Boulto is the most powerful 11 in world cricket.
England, WI
Stopped watching WWE when it became a kids show. Might get into AEW.
it was always a kids show
AEW is good. As is Lucha Underground. or so I've heard.
It resonates with bollywood
Aew caters to literal trannies
Wrestling died 20 years ago
TV-14 used to be kids show la.
...
fuck all curries. ill be at the crown casino tonight in Melbourne if any fucking curry fuck wants to bang, get the fuck out of my country
Not sure why these guys were big on Yea Forums
Wow, they changed it to Alternative Sports and Wrestling. The absolute state
for me?
golf, cricket, aussie rules, union
simples
>wants to bang
bit gay ngl
fuck up Spermot
don't quote me again you kiwi fruit, go get fucked by a Maori ya desolate fucking pig shit faggot
Pretty good.
Me?
cricket, union, tennis, boxing
for me, its cricket, afl, rugby union, and wow e-sports.
based
you seem upset.
for me its cricket, rugby, golf, dota2 and cs go.
yes i am a gamer
for me its boxing cricket and as of recently apeball
>boxing
would be hard to find a deader sport
Is Dermot back?
rugby league lmao
/cric/ is a fromsoft general.
Just got told to get the fuck out of Australia lads
This
a charming people, certainly.
seen the GOT game they're doing mate?
Reminder Australia was, is and always will be Aboriginal land.
based
no, wtf is going on there
Probably yeah
Are you talking about Ghost of Tsushima? It isn’t a FromSoftware game.
YIKES
>i'm not racist but indians are the worst race on earth
based hapa neighbour
horey shet
BB>DaS>DeS>DS3>DS2
Bumrah's bouncer will kill Smith. Screenshot this.
so true
Who /AshenOne/ here?
>Bumrah's bouncer will kill Smith.
I also think Bumrah's personal bodyguard will kill Smith.
The Chad SC2
try moisturiser m8
*boots up Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
>India’s best bowler vs Australia’s best batsman
Would like to see this tonight
the name Bumrah makes me slightly uncomfortable
Wasn't talking about Warner m8
Gonna sleep for an hour, till the game starts. Hopefully i wake up on time instead of at 12 like the last couple times i attempted this
slightly racist this.
cummins to bumrah
I enjoyed that
Hardik to Cummins
Willey de cock ramdin broad bumrah
Tipping >poovaneshwar to fuck up in the first powerplay
Stonis to Kholi: BOWLED! Got him
it's just quite close to Bumrape m8
Hardik to Nurse
CumGOD or BumGOD lads?
a full strength nathan coulter-nile WILL score a century lads
CumGOD
Bummies
Full-strength Matthew Wade
looking good mate
>collar not buttoned
Jesus fucking Christ sort yourself out mate
They call him Zachattack
Yikes.
>university of bath
Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes
want to plant a kiss on those lips
gay haha
>neighbours described him a quiet loner, who rarely spoke. All were shocked by the discovery
state of sebbo
>oxford collar
>leaving the collar points unbuttoned
Literally like walking around with an unfastened belt and thinking it’s fashionable.
>post a picture unrelated to blubbo
>immediately gets him on the ropes
Who’s the slag?
blogposters deserve the rope
Your mum LOL
looking good mate
Get a haircut and a real job.
based
Sebbo BTFO
would have a beer with
howling
newcunts
Gonna hike before the game lads.
you’d probably suck him off too homo
i'm an librarian
Hike off a cliff and do the world a favor
its too hot faggot
Grim. People wanted me to do law librarianship after I graduated. If I’d not taken the bar exam and rediscovered my love for litigation I might have.
>30°c
Based Bangalore.
kek you're such a fucking idiot
Not fair
>40 and humid
grim
Punjabi summer is grim
have an ice block m8
Delhi has similar weather.
Fuck Delhi. Fuck Pakistan
Did they name the city after your mum m8
what's wrong with uni of bath?
not ivy league or some shit
outside of america people genuinely do not give a fuck about what uni you went to
Suck shit, nice and comfy 15 degrees celcius rugged up in a blanket
America is such a shithole that unless you went to 1 of 3 universities your degree is essentially worthless.
think we have to put the curries in if we win the toss
don't like our chances defending a total without jhye 'kohli kryptonite' richardson
not true. Indians worship IIT techies.
still proceeding with this pretending to be a lawyer narrative, huh...
yeah suppose I was more talking about australians
Parents tell me it wasn't so bad in the 80s. Fuck climate change desu.
That area has revolting june weather.
Honestly reckon we just let the shitskins die. Climate change is a good thing. Looking forward to sun bathing on Stewart island in the middle of winter.
Same here lad.
It didn't go over 28-29°c back then.
Auckland is still quite mild and very comfortable thanks.
the chinks and yts have screwed us bad
>it's a one on one with Kohli episode
Code monkeys have ruined Bangalore
Reminder that India is the oldest civilisation in the world with the deepest and most popular religion/culture/whatever it can be called in the world
he should do porn
fucking lahori poofters. you don't know real summer.
What about Auckland Islands
False
Imagine the smell of some of these paki cities
Rangitoto, Motutapu and Waiheke are delightful this time if year
Grim
>Jacobabad
>Abbottabad
Why name them after Englishmen?
fuck just how dumb are you
you don't live in jacobabad either you cunt
based cricket on soon lads
>Islamabad
well they got one right
Ok but what about Auckland Islands
Yes.
Ok
All the trash is handled by efficient Turks. pretty clean actually. Its just too hot to survive without an AC.
Everything about that is grim
>Pakistan
grim
so grim lads
Keyword: civiliastion.
>what is the indus valley civilisation
>what is harappa
I have not yet found one person on Yea Forums who I can talk to comfortably at my own level without dumbing myself down.
Pernicious truths aside, you should know that you're wasting your time on the internet if you're here for cricket discussion- this place is a dead end and probably monitored. I know a LOT about cricket, so ask me absolutely ANYTHING and I'll honor you with a proper answer.
>Why are you doing this?
Major ennui, bored, etcetra, etcetra. Honestly, just want to know if there is another human who can think in this godforsaken satanic shitpost breeding ground called /cric/.
>what is China
Jagan Mohan Reddy
indus valley isn't continuous though, they died out
wont be changing from the movie to the cricket lads. please give me ball-by-ball commentary when it starts cheers
This post is off-topic.
where did sebbo go
POO
>Keyword: civiliastion
not familiar with it.
Bhuvi century incoming lads
Do you reckon Australia will want to take wickets and prevent runs, while India will be trying to keep their wickets in hand while trying to score runs?
Typical stupid New Zealander response
sebbanned
yeah no worries mate I'll be doing it over on espncricinfo.com
Pilgrims who came to the Indus Valley to learn the teachings of Buddhism and took it back with them.
(Note that the insecure cunts of colours green and white beheaded the statues of Buddha)
For a self-labeled high IQ Indian, you sound pretty fucking dumb.
Based
no here please thanks.
Yes
I think wind will be a major factor in today's game
Will Kohli score a century?
starting rome s 2
thoughts?
The rivers dried up but they moved and spread, the culture and people never did. I still eat the same food, my dad still creates art the same ways, my mum still wears the same bangles as those found on the sites
40-60 I guess
need to wait to see what predictor says
Little bit scared lads
noticed cindy starfall is working at the nearby strip club this month
you think in 5000 years they would've invented a toilet wew
Every time a "high iq" indian moves to New Zealand, the overall average IQ of the country drops
Typical stupid response, expected.
Strong possibility
Glad another Indian is up.
This is an AMA, so you get to ask questions!
Seen plenty of high-IQ Indian techies digging ditches for Chorus m8
>india batting first
yup we win
stale joke poo peelander. you try so hard but its always the same.
I am afraid of Bhuvi and Hardik's bowling
here's a poignant question:
how about you fuck off namefag?
Will Smith score a century?
fucked it
>Strong possibility
based on what you fucking idiot
>engaging with shitspouter
state of these blow-ins lads
Stinky paki brown nosing his indian overlord. Suck indian dick harder or they'll nuke your shithole into Oblivion lmao
feels a bit weird cheering for India under this flag lads
>this 9 add about "ninja coming"
>its not ninja the fortnite streamer
FUCK off no one cares
It's spelt fortnight lad
much like your posts lol
my bad haha
Excellent post.
They aren't bad enough to Change the outcome. Bumrah and spinners are the base of our bowling.
Close the tab of you have a problem.
Based on his previous record and current form.
Strong possibility
Is Crocodile Dundee the best Aus cinema has to offer?
the tab of me? do you mean my tab? very broken English for a high-IQ Indian namefag tbph.
its the best any cinema has to offer
I don't play no games 'less we talkin' Fortnite
Finally knew I made it, sittin' at the red light
When them soccer moms pull up in they van while I ride
Like "Oh my god, children, it's the 1-800 guy"
But my door's suicide, yeah, I'm too alive
Bitch, I have arrived, everybody know I'm one hell of a guy
I ain't tryna fuck your girl, I'm tryna fuck your momma
Fuck the drama, bank account got a extra comma
massive cope. Just because something you like increases doesn't mean the future's going to sustain the same or not lead to something worse.
who are these people
What the fuck are you on about you brainlet
what the fuck are you talking about you literal mouthbreather
anyone explain this image?
This is
goodwin mciver and kohli
Is it going to rain?
I meant to say "close the tab if you have a problem". But since the 'i' and 'o' key are next to each other I accidentally clicked'o' instead of 'i'.
gibberish.
Pavement
Mad Max
smith is the best cricketer in the world and its not really close
This
@93301257
Bad bait.
Grim
he's a cheat and a coward.
> can't type 100 wpm with 99.9% accuracy
are you even IIT? shameful
Think wankush is back in India
Predictions for this evenings match lads?
sounds like an excuse for illiteracy 2bh.
People like you are called midwits. Smart enough to parse information, but not smart enough to integrate it. You think you know what you don't know ... and don't even know about what you don't know.
You should read a book.
It will, somewhere.
virat kohli is the best cricketer in the world you agree yes very good ok
Hope this cringy "high iq" namefag autist fucks out of here forever and kills himself.
bud bud ding
won't be watching, but tipping low-IQ curry gets BTFO again and crawls off to his /pol/ safespace.
BASED
GET DABBED ON YOU FUCKING MIDWITS
you're like a curry shitspouter, except completely boring.
reckon he's got some cardoons open behind the financial review?
So true
Proles.
Kek
Take him with you
steve smith is good but virat kohli is best in the world my friend okay
gotta say, lot of midwits ITT right now
the holy Bible is the only book I need you treacherous coolie.
lmao
no, I'll still be here m8
Midwits on the ropes
am going to follow the game
I don't watch cricket but still post here.
I hope none of you watch this boring sport.
i just want to be left alone
you on smoko?
Where my midwit bros at
We literally RUN this general
Reckon I might have a cheeky wank before the game lads, wish me luck
Midwit is the hot new /cric/ meme. Either hop on or fuck off
Gonna go test it out on /hoc/.
>Indian blow-ins
guess /comfycric/ is cancelled.
5 deputy CM
pissrat is mentally cooked
wish I had some weed
Is this low iq libtard the same poonjabi nigger?
Read your own post, and then read mine, and keep doing it until it finally makes sense. And I'm not gloating, just talking. You're projecting because you feel slighted.
lmao i reported sebbo for announcing a report and he hasnt been back since
midwit at midwicket here AMA
youve heard of midwicket? well youre midwitket
Stay mad
yeah. 7 year long smoko
you're not very good at this are you.
no steven smith is a cheat virat is high integrity
>Brown manlets opening the batting
GOTTME
wait...
new
a full-strength Midwit XI
unironcally hate the anthem, feel embarrassed and mute it every time it's played
FUCK DRAVIDASHITS AND CHAMARS
kys midwits
at least you don't kneel I guess
A medium rare wit
sebbanned
You're midwit supreme. When I say low IQ—and yes I should have specified this—I just mean people dumber than myself.
In reality, I hate people in the 100 to 130 range the most. This is the pseud range. Low IQ people will at least realize that I'm more intelligent than them and will momentarily concede defeat in an argument. The midwit? Never. And I never had my means to survival stolen from me from low IQ individuals. Only midwits have competed against me when I was in the workforce, or for admissions and they blocked me at every path. If I ever secure power, you people will suffer the worst. You're going to be sent to reeducation camps and work in the country side.
India will win this match. Australia will crumble under the pressure of their first big match. Steve Smith will weep salt tears in the press conference. Mark my words. Screencap this post. Stay close to your loved ones.
greetings from MidwittleEarth
it's so fucking bland
true
Smith is a better test batsman than pissrat and its not even close. t20 is a meme and odi is irrelevant.
>manlets
christ what a shit anthem
crikey glad I'm a dimwit
first time hearing it. it's pretty shit but I think most anthems are shit so
aus to win
serious question to the indians in this thread. and yes that applies to the ones posting with british, australian and poo peeland flags.
do you prefer to be called curry munchers or street shitters?
>No content
Sad!
I think I overestimated average /cric/ poster's intelligence by a large margin.
whose mum is holding the ball lol
Midwit supreme then. High enough to dig your heels in and cause trouble for those with higher IQs, never conceding no matter how wrong you are, and waste their time and rob them of employment opportunities but not high enough of an IQ to come up with anything great or amount to any sort of genius. Smart enough to know the questions but not ask them. Your standing is only protected by laws, property rights, circumstance and the source of these symptoms, the disease of civilization itself. I hate people in your IQ range more than double-digiters because I can at least persuade them to get behind me even if they can't quite understand. You wouldn't know to listen to an intelligent person if he came up and bit you in the face.
i have 5 bourbons left shall be going to be bed when they are finished
It needs more didgeridoo and clap sticks
it is my mum
please don't bite me in the face m8
curry munchers, because we all munch curry
I prefer 'busrapists' desu
This but you forgot all gharwapsi gang too.
Kys libtard (liberal+retard)
The subcontinent, subhuman, sunday matchup
Just did a big stinky poo
should let Midnight Oil write a new one
HOW CAN WE SLEEP WHILE A LAND DOWN UNDER WOAWOAH
who the fuck is JR !trnJEWlqOY
fuck hell ive been a midwit lads sorry
>Australia's brave Chris Gaffaney umpiring
BASED
cant believe sebbo doesnt have a dynamic ip and would announce a report thinking nobody would report him for it
lmao and he thinks we believe he is smart enough to be a lawyer
Joshy
>3 balls
>2 runs
POOPEELIA IS FINISHED
James Roy?
just copypasting lad settle down
Almost all the australian, poo pee land and englandistan posters here are diaspora mudslimes. Disgusting.
Triggered! And yet, bad english, no content, and myopic anger.
Try reading the entire thing once and maybe you'll see where you went wrong and what you missed. Decency, maybe?
It's Hollywood legend Jason Robards
Both
based freshcunt
why are Indians on Yea Forums consistently low-quality posters
wondering this
From the near future lads. Starc wicket over 3.2
im south african (parents fromt england)
yes i live in perth
Hello freshie
Usman Khawaja's brother here
AMA
I know m8.
India need to get a move on, at this rate they'll only score 100.
kek
Why don't they just let Australia bat first so it's a more interesting match for everyone?
>key for indian batting
>not losing early wickets
I could never have predicted this. Wow!
FUCK OFF LIBERAL
missing the days when starc would always get a first over wicket
like india as a cricket team, really hate them as people because im a deadset racist
fuck up midwit
despite having ceo positions at places like google, india have only had the internet for a few years. they need time to hone their shitposting skills.
gee I wonder what changed
appreciate the honesty
don't appreciate the racism
they are the real shitposters - feces is thier way of life
Starc's form is based entirely on his confidence.
dunno mate. I post on 4channel.
reddit.com
hd free streams no need to thank me but thank me
wish i could say the same about you
you spelled sandpaper incorrectly.
Absolute sitter, should be ashamed dropping that.
'son Gem mate
>dropped
get this cunt out of the team
what the fuck has he ever done for us
fuck NCN
play-by-play plz lads
Reminder reverse swing is cheating
the sandpaper was a placebo, it just gave him the confidence to be great
joj
>sandpaper being effective within the first over
fuck up
NCN dropped a sitter and arguably the cup
>silence from Indian posters
what about reverse image search
NEED a devastating short ball directly into shartma's head lads.
no you
>starc trying in vain to swing the ball
cringe
>starc going johnson mode and serving up chin music to the batsmen
indubitably based
Im old enough to remember when 250 was a good 50 over score ama
just cancelled out his 92
>score predictor 320
FUCK
MISS U TENDULKAR
based boof
2.3 Overs: Dhawan takes a shit in the middle of the pitch. Umpire Gaffaney moves in to have a word.
ogre
is Sachin Tendulkar related to Sachin Baby?
Reply to this post if you hate poos
Hello Sudhir
tony abbot
Score predictor is dumber than kiwi posters haha
can't tell if joking
Thoughts?
Bit going on here
fuck this pitch is grim
How does one obtain this body?
BASED
kek
wtf?
have no opinion on this ground
his name's a palindrome lmao
Surely the cunt who chose to have Slats as a commentator for the World Cup broadcasts was coked off his tits when he made the decision. He could have chosen literally anybody else in the world for fucks sake
How will we ever recover, /aus/bros?
an unfunny curry online, how refreshing.
Its rich in toilets and indoor plumbing
>no HD broadcast
grim
kek based newcunt who doesnt know the significance of tony abbot in cricket threads.
Is Dermot a midwit?
racist and disrespectful
very rude
dont you guys have outdoor toilets? the world famous dunny?
Indians are racist af.
Stumped yourself there lad
he's literally the only one who still is contracted to 9 and not 7 lmao
the M in M.S. Dhoni stands for midwit
>tfw no moner gf
too cold to wank lads
Reckon this run rate is a bit shit lads, can't see us losing from here
Brisbane didn't have flushing toilets until the 70s lmao
kek based retard proving his point
that about the S
Midwit Supreme Dhoni
yeah thats his bastard son. he got hundreds of them here
let me help you
>How will we ever recover, /aus/bros?
/^midwits$/
I like india. but i think aus is gonna murder them
Christ what a fatty
more like nohit sharma haha
shut the fuck up slater
appreciated m8
Midwit Sperg Dhoni
go to sleep
absolute jaffa
/^australia$/
Starc and Cummins is the best new ball attack in world cricket desu. I expect early breakthroughs
is stoinis a wog?
Genius here. India to get 292
Fuck up Josh
bbc.co.uk
can pause it to match ur with ur stream
update lads
CumGOD bowling beautifully lads
I'm gay btw if that matters
come on da boys
god that stadium must smell so fucking bad
is Kumar Sangakkara related to Bhuvneshwar Kumar?
Why doesn't the bowler tell the batsman he'll be bowling over the wicket, and then run in around the wicket. He won't see it coming lol
he has no power here
>this content is not available in your location
yeah cheers m8.
Cricket
brown people are literally a contagion
>he doesn't have the internet in his location
Must suck to be a kiwi
ur mum said i had the perfect length m8
no better place to be than the oval
isnt even the best ground in london
Being a kiwi is 1000 times better than an indian
lol, she says perfect length if it's small but she doesn't want to hurt your feelings
god there are so many indians there
>Babby doesn't have ABC Grandstand rebroadcasting the BBC commentary
grim
business idea: cricket at wembley
starc is a swingbabby, cant do shit on a real wicket
>look at it! there's poo everywhere
based Slats
>How do you do my fellow anglos?
>they say it's a home game for india when they play in london
imagine the smell
GET SOME WICKETS FOR FUCK SAKE
Australian women are infected with it
>Slater talking about a "stable side"
>when India literally change their team every single game without exception
fucking mong
easy australia win today i reckon
grim bowling conditions this
BTFO
why do browns go completely crazy if there is a camera on them?
Wicket this over. Screenshot this
yeh was gonna say they sometimes mention grandstand in australia
The male is Australia the female is India
based
turning it on now
Looking good mate
OH MY
business idea: virat kohli with bleach blonde hair
i did the same when i was 6. indians are midwits
after all these years im still carrying this board and in charge of keeping the freshies under control
CumGOD putting the Extra Effort in lads India have no reply to this
BOOOOOOOOOOO haha
CAAAARRRRRNOOOOON THEEEEN
GEEEED SUM FUcCKKKKININNN WIIIGGGGGGETS
If I were an umpire I'd move my arm just a little every single time there's an appeal
FUCK off umpball
yeah it's terrible, make sure you never come here, it's grim.
going to scratch your nose
classic stitch up
>Rohit"the hitman" Sharma
LEL
>loudly appeal
>immediately shake your head saying its not out when asked whether to review it
is this cheating?
imagine how much puss those couple aussie lads in the 99 percent indian woman crowd are going to get tonight
not even watching cricket lol
WHERE THE FUCK HAVE THEY DUG THIS CUNT UP FROM!?
chad jawline 2bh
good thanks.
>australia
>not cheating
curry buffet
oof
I only go to New Zealand for sex tourism. It is like Thailand for the Indian male. You go for the summer, have a qt white Kiwi girl be your paid gf for a few weeks, then return to your wife
Australia might need a few wickets tttt
anyone else find this incredibly sexy?
>Michael Clarke
Mute
>watching cricket
>through the radio
you probably could have benefited from some basic English lessons in your education, and less cultural tolerance training
christ this commentary is so fucking grim
THERE'S A MAN, GOING ROUND, TAKING NAMES
>wife
kek
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
had neither tbf
india know this is one day and not a test match right?
>pooter-bile
christ this cunt cant bowl
coulter-nile is dogshit
him and stoinis will be the reason we don't win this world cup
>9 runs in the last 2 balls
hate western australians
can't watch this because I had to work
pretty gay all things considered(I will use it as an insult)
tough conditions for batting or are the indian batsmen soiling their drawers and failing to pierce the infield?
Pooter nile on the ropes
NEW
fuark
someone make a new thread and remember to include the thread number and "OFFICIAL AUSTRALIA VS INDIA GAME THREAD" in the op
reckon we need a new one lads
they should have celeb umpires, for me? the Undertaker. he goes the eye roll thing for out.
virgin.
Cummins needs to put in the Extra Effort