/cric/ket World Cup

>Sun 06 June
India v Australia
The Oval, London, England

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brehs

would

because they don't do banter and give but can't take things like sledging, appealing a lot and call us racists

Not sure why she picked Stuart Binny.

yeah noticed that with indians
would say they're funny people for the mot part, but they absolutely cannot handle copping it back. thinnest skinned people I've come across

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>but they absolutely cannot handle copping it back
So true

Think I'll watch this till the match starts.

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i dunno pretty much every Indian ive ever met has bee incredibly aggressively awkward not funny. Only exception is when they're semi integrated into another culture so its in spite of being indian.

got Бeлбeлый тигp downloading myself

Indians are not funny at all. anyone here who says that is an Indian.

Indians are obsessed with Australia because Australians are cricketing GOATs. Simple.

Ah, seen it. Like I said, they think Aussies really have some kind of chip on their shoulder when it comes to India like they do with you. Also no West Indies, they’ve won 2 world cups but I guess that wouldn’t fit their epic Aus vs Ind narrative. Maybe I’m reading too much into idk.

Indian cuck here
AMA

Thoughts on tonight's game?

Why do you hate muslims?

This is also true

I want Rohit to hit another 200 today.
I don't. India is a secular country.
Low iq hindus hate Muslims and low iq Muslims hate hindus

everyone talks about 1984 when they should be talking about how Brave New World is literally coming true

Which team has the best >batdeep in the tournament?

yeah because Britain is using it as an INSTRUCTION MANUAL
get it
because..
ahaha

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>banter is all thinly veiled racism
>THEY ARE THIN SKINNED

does anybody want to see the worst meme every created by mankind? because i am in possession of it

here it comes lads

ohnono

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>complains about racism
>country sells skin whitening creams

is it a good book? never read it.

You just proved their point you absolute retard

Lad.............

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it's all right, some people see the world in BNW as a utopia, ignore them as they are complete brainlets

its too easy i feel like I'm being played

Bhakts are stupid in general
Expect him to derail threads with /pol/ gibberish

England maybe.

I've never met a FOB Indian who wasn't a fan of WWE, why do they love it so much...

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yeah very good

NZ m8. El Boulto is the most powerful 11 in world cricket.

England, WI

Stopped watching WWE when it became a kids show. Might get into AEW.

it was always a kids show

AEW is good. As is Lucha Underground. or so I've heard.

It resonates with bollywood
Aew caters to literal trannies
Wrestling died 20 years ago

TV-14 used to be kids show la.

...

fuck all curries. ill be at the crown casino tonight in Melbourne if any fucking curry fuck wants to bang, get the fuck out of my country

Not sure why these guys were big on Yea Forums

Wow, they changed it to Alternative Sports and Wrestling. The absolute state

for me?
golf, cricket, aussie rules, union
simples

>wants to bang
bit gay ngl

fuck up Spermot

don't quote me again you kiwi fruit, go get fucked by a Maori ya desolate fucking pig shit faggot

Pretty good.
Me?
cricket, union, tennis, boxing

for me, its cricket, afl, rugby union, and wow e-sports.

based

you seem upset.

for me its cricket, rugby, golf, dota2 and cs go.

yes i am a gamer

for me its boxing cricket and as of recently apeball

>boxing
would be hard to find a deader sport

Is Dermot back?

rugby league lmao

/cric/ is a fromsoft general.

Just got told to get the fuck out of Australia lads

This

a charming people, certainly.

seen the GOT game they're doing mate?

Reminder Australia was, is and always will be Aboriginal land.

based

no, wtf is going on there

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Probably yeah

Are you talking about Ghost of Tsushima? It isn’t a FromSoftware game.

YIKES

>i'm not racist but indians are the worst race on earth
based hapa neighbour

horey shet

BB>DaS>DeS>DS3>DS2

Bumrah's bouncer will kill Smith. Screenshot this.

so true

Who /AshenOne/ here?

>Bumrah's bouncer will kill Smith.
I also think Bumrah's personal bodyguard will kill Smith.

The Chad SC2

try moisturiser m8

*boots up Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri

>India’s best bowler vs Australia’s best batsman
Would like to see this tonight

the name Bumrah makes me slightly uncomfortable

Wasn't talking about Warner m8

Gonna sleep for an hour, till the game starts. Hopefully i wake up on time instead of at 12 like the last couple times i attempted this

slightly racist this.

cummins to bumrah

I enjoyed that

Hardik to Cummins

Willey de cock ramdin broad bumrah

Tipping >poovaneshwar to fuck up in the first powerplay

Stonis to Kholi: BOWLED! Got him

it's just quite close to Bumrape m8

Hardik to Nurse

CumGOD or BumGOD lads?

a full strength nathan coulter-nile WILL score a century lads

CumGOD

Bummies

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Full-strength Matthew Wade

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looking good mate

>collar not buttoned
Jesus fucking Christ sort yourself out mate

They call him Zachattack

Yikes.

>university of bath
Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes

want to plant a kiss on those lips

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gay haha

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>neighbours described him a quiet loner, who rarely spoke. All were shocked by the discovery

state of sebbo

>oxford collar
>leaving the collar points unbuttoned
Literally like walking around with an unfastened belt and thinking it’s fashionable.

>post a picture unrelated to blubbo
>immediately gets him on the ropes

Who’s the slag?

blogposters deserve the rope

Your mum LOL

looking good mate

Get a haircut and a real job.

based

Sebbo BTFO

would have a beer with

howling

newcunts

Gonna hike before the game lads.

you’d probably suck him off too homo

i'm an librarian

Hike off a cliff and do the world a favor

its too hot faggot

Grim. People wanted me to do law librarianship after I graduated. If I’d not taken the bar exam and rediscovered my love for litigation I might have.

>30°c
Based Bangalore.

kek you're such a fucking idiot

Not fair

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>40 and humid
grim

Punjabi summer is grim

have an ice block m8

Delhi has similar weather.
Fuck Delhi. Fuck Pakistan

Did they name the city after your mum m8

what's wrong with uni of bath?

not ivy league or some shit

outside of america people genuinely do not give a fuck about what uni you went to

Suck shit, nice and comfy 15 degrees celcius rugged up in a blanket

America is such a shithole that unless you went to 1 of 3 universities your degree is essentially worthless.

think we have to put the curries in if we win the toss

don't like our chances defending a total without jhye 'kohli kryptonite' richardson

not true. Indians worship IIT techies.

still proceeding with this pretending to be a lawyer narrative, huh...

yeah suppose I was more talking about australians

Parents tell me it wasn't so bad in the 80s. Fuck climate change desu.

That area has revolting june weather.

Honestly reckon we just let the shitskins die. Climate change is a good thing. Looking forward to sun bathing on Stewart island in the middle of winter.

Same here lad.
It didn't go over 28-29°c back then.

Auckland is still quite mild and very comfortable thanks.

the chinks and yts have screwed us bad

>it's a one on one with Kohli episode

Code monkeys have ruined Bangalore

Reminder that India is the oldest civilisation in the world with the deepest and most popular religion/culture/whatever it can be called in the world

he should do porn

fucking lahori poofters. you don't know real summer.

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What about Auckland Islands

False

Imagine the smell of some of these paki cities

Rangitoto, Motutapu and Waiheke are delightful this time if year

Grim

>Jacobabad
>Abbottabad
Why name them after Englishmen?

fuck just how dumb are you

you don't live in jacobabad either you cunt

based cricket on soon lads

>Islamabad
well they got one right

Ok but what about Auckland Islands

Yes.

Ok

All the trash is handled by efficient Turks. pretty clean actually. Its just too hot to survive without an AC.

albayrak.com.pk/

Everything about that is grim

>Pakistan
grim

so grim lads

Keyword: civiliastion.
>what is the indus valley civilisation
>what is harappa

I have not yet found one person on Yea Forums who I can talk to comfortably at my own level without dumbing myself down.

Pernicious truths aside, you should know that you're wasting your time on the internet if you're here for cricket discussion- this place is a dead end and probably monitored. I know a LOT about cricket, so ask me absolutely ANYTHING and I'll honor you with a proper answer.

>Why are you doing this?

Major ennui, bored, etcetra, etcetra. Honestly, just want to know if there is another human who can think in this godforsaken satanic shitpost breeding ground called /cric/.

>what is China

Jagan Mohan Reddy

indus valley isn't continuous though, they died out

wont be changing from the movie to the cricket lads. please give me ball-by-ball commentary when it starts cheers

This post is off-topic.

where did sebbo go

POO

>Keyword: civiliastion
not familiar with it.

Bhuvi century incoming lads

Do you reckon Australia will want to take wickets and prevent runs, while India will be trying to keep their wickets in hand while trying to score runs?

Typical stupid New Zealander response

sebbanned

yeah no worries mate I'll be doing it over on espncricinfo.com

Pilgrims who came to the Indus Valley to learn the teachings of Buddhism and took it back with them.

(Note that the insecure cunts of colours green and white beheaded the statues of Buddha)

For a self-labeled high IQ Indian, you sound pretty fucking dumb.

Based

no here please thanks.

Yes
I think wind will be a major factor in today's game

Will Kohli score a century?

starting rome s 2

thoughts?

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The rivers dried up but they moved and spread, the culture and people never did. I still eat the same food, my dad still creates art the same ways, my mum still wears the same bangles as those found on the sites

40-60 I guess

need to wait to see what predictor says

Little bit scared lads

noticed cindy starfall is working at the nearby strip club this month

you think in 5000 years they would've invented a toilet wew

Every time a "high iq" indian moves to New Zealand, the overall average IQ of the country drops

Typical stupid response, expected.
Strong possibility
Glad another Indian is up.

This is an AMA, so you get to ask questions!

Seen plenty of high-IQ Indian techies digging ditches for Chorus m8

>india batting first
yup we win

stale joke poo peelander. you try so hard but its always the same.

I am afraid of Bhuvi and Hardik's bowling

here's a poignant question:
how about you fuck off namefag?

Will Smith score a century?

fucked it

>Strong possibility
based on what you fucking idiot

>engaging with shitspouter
state of these blow-ins lads

Stinky paki brown nosing his indian overlord. Suck indian dick harder or they'll nuke your shithole into Oblivion lmao

feels a bit weird cheering for India under this flag lads

>this 9 add about "ninja coming"
>its not ninja the fortnite streamer
FUCK off no one cares

It's spelt fortnight lad

much like your posts lol

my bad haha

Excellent post.

They aren't bad enough to Change the outcome. Bumrah and spinners are the base of our bowling.
Close the tab of you have a problem.
Based on his previous record and current form.
Strong possibility

Is Crocodile Dundee the best Aus cinema has to offer?

the tab of me? do you mean my tab? very broken English for a high-IQ Indian namefag tbph.

its the best any cinema has to offer

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I don't play no games 'less we talkin' Fortnite
Finally knew I made it, sittin' at the red light
When them soccer moms pull up in they van while I ride
Like "Oh my god, children, it's the 1-800 guy"
But my door's suicide, yeah, I'm too alive
Bitch, I have arrived, everybody know I'm one hell of a guy
I ain't tryna fuck your girl, I'm tryna fuck your momma
Fuck the drama, bank account got a extra comma

massive cope. Just because something you like increases doesn't mean the future's going to sustain the same or not lead to something worse.

who are these people

What the fuck are you on about you brainlet

what the fuck are you talking about you literal mouthbreather

anyone explain this image?

This is

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goodwin mciver and kohli

Is it going to rain?

I meant to say "close the tab if you have a problem". But since the 'i' and 'o' key are next to each other I accidentally clicked'o' instead of 'i'.

gibberish.

Pavement

Mad Max

smith is the best cricketer in the world and its not really close

This

@93301257

Bad bait.

Grim

he's a cheat and a coward.

> can't type 100 wpm with 99.9% accuracy

are you even IIT? shameful

Think wankush is back in India

Predictions for this evenings match lads?

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sounds like an excuse for illiteracy 2bh.

People like you are called midwits. Smart enough to parse information, but not smart enough to integrate it. You think you know what you don't know ... and don't even know about what you don't know.
You should read a book.
It will, somewhere.

virat kohli is the best cricketer in the world you agree yes very good ok

Hope this cringy "high iq" namefag autist fucks out of here forever and kills himself.

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bud bud ding

won't be watching, but tipping low-IQ curry gets BTFO again and crawls off to his /pol/ safespace.

BASED

GET DABBED ON YOU FUCKING MIDWITS

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you're like a curry shitspouter, except completely boring.

reckon he's got some cardoons open behind the financial review?

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So true

Proles.

Kek

Take him with you

steve smith is good but virat kohli is best in the world my friend okay

gotta say, lot of midwits ITT right now

the holy Bible is the only book I need you treacherous coolie.

lmao

no, I'll still be here m8

Midwits on the ropes

am going to follow the game

I don't watch cricket but still post here.
I hope none of you watch this boring sport.

i just want to be left alone

you on smoko?

Where my midwit bros at

We literally RUN this general

Reckon I might have a cheeky wank before the game lads, wish me luck

Midwit is the hot new /cric/ meme. Either hop on or fuck off

Gonna go test it out on /hoc/.

>Indian blow-ins
guess /comfycric/ is cancelled.

5 deputy CM

pissrat is mentally cooked

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wish I had some weed

Is this low iq libtard the same poonjabi nigger?

Read your own post, and then read mine, and keep doing it until it finally makes sense. And I'm not gloating, just talking. You're projecting because you feel slighted.

lmao i reported sebbo for announcing a report and he hasnt been back since

midwit at midwicket here AMA

youve heard of midwicket? well youre midwitket

Stay mad

yeah. 7 year long smoko

you're not very good at this are you.

no steven smith is a cheat virat is high integrity

>Brown manlets opening the batting

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GOTTME
wait...

new

a full-strength Midwit XI

unironcally hate the anthem, feel embarrassed and mute it every time it's played

FUCK DRAVIDASHITS AND CHAMARS

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kys midwits

at least you don't kneel I guess

A medium rare wit

sebbanned

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You're midwit supreme. When I say low IQ—and yes I should have specified this—I just mean people dumber than myself.
In reality, I hate people in the 100 to 130 range the most. This is the pseud range. Low IQ people will at least realize that I'm more intelligent than them and will momentarily concede defeat in an argument. The midwit? Never. And I never had my means to survival stolen from me from low IQ individuals. Only midwits have competed against me when I was in the workforce, or for admissions and they blocked me at every path. If I ever secure power, you people will suffer the worst. You're going to be sent to reeducation camps and work in the country side.

India will win this match. Australia will crumble under the pressure of their first big match. Steve Smith will weep salt tears in the press conference. Mark my words. Screencap this post. Stay close to your loved ones.

greetings from MidwittleEarth

it's so fucking bland

true

Smith is a better test batsman than pissrat and its not even close. t20 is a meme and odi is irrelevant.

>manlets

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christ what a shit anthem

crikey glad I'm a dimwit

first time hearing it. it's pretty shit but I think most anthems are shit so

aus to win

serious question to the indians in this thread. and yes that applies to the ones posting with british, australian and poo peeland flags.

do you prefer to be called curry munchers or street shitters?

>No content
Sad!
I think I overestimated average /cric/ poster's intelligence by a large margin.

whose mum is holding the ball lol

Midwit supreme then. High enough to dig your heels in and cause trouble for those with higher IQs, never conceding no matter how wrong you are, and waste their time and rob them of employment opportunities but not high enough of an IQ to come up with anything great or amount to any sort of genius. Smart enough to know the questions but not ask them. Your standing is only protected by laws, property rights, circumstance and the source of these symptoms, the disease of civilization itself. I hate people in your IQ range more than double-digiters because I can at least persuade them to get behind me even if they can't quite understand. You wouldn't know to listen to an intelligent person if he came up and bit you in the face.

i have 5 bourbons left shall be going to be bed when they are finished

It needs more didgeridoo and clap sticks

it is my mum

please don't bite me in the face m8

curry munchers, because we all munch curry

I prefer 'busrapists' desu

This but you forgot all gharwapsi gang too.

Kys libtard (liberal+retard)

The subcontinent, subhuman, sunday matchup

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Just did a big stinky poo

should let Midnight Oil write a new one
HOW CAN WE SLEEP WHILE A LAND DOWN UNDER WOAWOAH

who the fuck is JR !trnJEWlqOY

fuck hell ive been a midwit lads sorry

>Australia's brave Chris Gaffaney umpiring
BASED

cant believe sebbo doesnt have a dynamic ip and would announce a report thinking nobody would report him for it

lmao and he thinks we believe he is smart enough to be a lawyer

Joshy

>3 balls
>2 runs
POOPEELIA IS FINISHED

James Roy?

just copypasting lad settle down

Almost all the australian, poo pee land and englandistan posters here are diaspora mudslimes. Disgusting.

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Triggered! And yet, bad english, no content, and myopic anger.
Try reading the entire thing once and maybe you'll see where you went wrong and what you missed. Decency, maybe?

It's Hollywood legend Jason Robards

Both

based freshcunt

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why are Indians on Yea Forums consistently low-quality posters

wondering this

From the near future lads. Starc wicket over 3.2

im south african (parents fromt england)
yes i live in perth

Hello freshie

Usman Khawaja's brother here

AMA

I know m8.

India need to get a move on, at this rate they'll only score 100.

kek

Why don't they just let Australia bat first so it's a more interesting match for everyone?

>key for indian batting
>not losing early wickets
I could never have predicted this. Wow!

FUCK OFF LIBERAL

missing the days when starc would always get a first over wicket

like india as a cricket team, really hate them as people because im a deadset racist

fuck up midwit

despite having ceo positions at places like google, india have only had the internet for a few years. they need time to hone their shitposting skills.

gee I wonder what changed

appreciate the honesty
don't appreciate the racism

they are the real shitposters - feces is thier way of life

Starc's form is based entirely on his confidence.

dunno mate. I post on 4channel.

reddit.com/r/InsectsEnthusiasts/comments/byi0g4/0930_gmt_india_vs_australia_match_14/

hd free streams no need to thank me but thank me

wish i could say the same about you

you spelled sandpaper incorrectly.

Absolute sitter, should be ashamed dropping that.

'son Gem mate

>dropped
get this cunt out of the team
what the fuck has he ever done for us

fuck NCN

play-by-play plz lads

Reminder reverse swing is cheating

the sandpaper was a placebo, it just gave him the confidence to be great

joj

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>sandpaper being effective within the first over
fuck up

NCN dropped a sitter and arguably the cup

>silence from Indian posters

what about reverse image search

NEED a devastating short ball directly into shartma's head lads.

no you

>starc trying in vain to swing the ball
cringe
>starc going johnson mode and serving up chin music to the batsmen
indubitably based

Im old enough to remember when 250 was a good 50 over score ama

just cancelled out his 92

>score predictor 320
FUCK

MISS U TENDULKAR

based boof

2.3 Overs: Dhawan takes a shit in the middle of the pitch. Umpire Gaffaney moves in to have a word.

ogre

is Sachin Tendulkar related to Sachin Baby?

Reply to this post if you hate poos

Hello Sudhir

tony abbot

Score predictor is dumber than kiwi posters haha

can't tell if joking

Thoughts?

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Bit going on here

fuck this pitch is grim

How does one obtain this body?

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BASED

kek

wtf?

have no opinion on this ground

his name's a palindrome lmao

Surely the cunt who chose to have Slats as a commentator for the World Cup broadcasts was coked off his tits when he made the decision. He could have chosen literally anybody else in the world for fucks sake

How will we ever recover, /aus/bros?

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an unfunny curry online, how refreshing.

Its rich in toilets and indoor plumbing

>no HD broadcast

grim

kek based newcunt who doesnt know the significance of tony abbot in cricket threads.

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Is Dermot a midwit?

racist and disrespectful

very rude

dont you guys have outdoor toilets? the world famous dunny?

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Indians are racist af.

Stumped yourself there lad

he's literally the only one who still is contracted to 9 and not 7 lmao

the M in M.S. Dhoni stands for midwit

>tfw no moner gf

too cold to wank lads

Reckon this run rate is a bit shit lads, can't see us losing from here

Brisbane didn't have flushing toilets until the 70s lmao

kek based retard proving his point

that about the S

Midwit Supreme Dhoni

yeah thats his bastard son. he got hundreds of them here

let me help you

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>How will we ever recover, /aus/bros?

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/^midwits$/

I like india. but i think aus is gonna murder them

Christ what a fatty

more like nohit sharma haha

shut the fuck up slater

appreciated m8

Midwit Sperg Dhoni

go to sleep

absolute jaffa

/^australia$/

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Starc and Cummins is the best new ball attack in world cricket desu. I expect early breakthroughs

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is stoinis a wog?

Genius here. India to get 292

Fuck up Josh

bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/live:bbc_radio_five_live_sports_extra

can pause it to match ur with ur stream

update lads

CumGOD bowling beautifully lads

I'm gay btw if that matters

come on da boys

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god that stadium must smell so fucking bad

is Kumar Sangakkara related to Bhuvneshwar Kumar?

Why doesn't the bowler tell the batsman he'll be bowling over the wicket, and then run in around the wicket. He won't see it coming lol

he has no power here

>this content is not available in your location
yeah cheers m8.

Cricket

brown people are literally a contagion

>he doesn't have the internet in his location
Must suck to be a kiwi

ur mum said i had the perfect length m8

no better place to be than the oval
isnt even the best ground in london

Being a kiwi is 1000 times better than an indian

lol, she says perfect length if it's small but she doesn't want to hurt your feelings

god there are so many indians there

>Babby doesn't have ABC Grandstand rebroadcasting the BBC commentary
grim

business idea: cricket at wembley

starc is a swingbabby, cant do shit on a real wicket

>look at it! there's poo everywhere
based Slats

>How do you do my fellow anglos?

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>they say it's a home game for india when they play in london

imagine the smell

GET SOME WICKETS FOR FUCK SAKE

Australian women are infected with it

>Slater talking about a "stable side"
>when India literally change their team every single game without exception

fucking mong

easy australia win today i reckon

grim bowling conditions this

BTFO

why do browns go completely crazy if there is a camera on them?

Wicket this over. Screenshot this

yeh was gonna say they sometimes mention grandstand in australia

The male is Australia the female is India

based

turning it on now

Looking good mate

OH MY

business idea: virat kohli with bleach blonde hair

i did the same when i was 6. indians are midwits

after all these years im still carrying this board and in charge of keeping the freshies under control

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CumGOD putting the Extra Effort in lads India have no reply to this

BOOOOOOOOOOO haha

CAAAARRRRRNOOOOON THEEEEN

GEEEED SUM FUcCKKKKININNN WIIIGGGGGGETS

If I were an umpire I'd move my arm just a little every single time there's an appeal

FUCK off umpball

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yeah it's terrible, make sure you never come here, it's grim.

going to scratch your nose
classic stitch up

>Rohit"the hitman" Sharma

LEL

>loudly appeal
>immediately shake your head saying its not out when asked whether to review it
is this cheating?

imagine how much puss those couple aussie lads in the 99 percent indian woman crowd are going to get tonight

not even watching cricket lol

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE THEY DUG THIS CUNT UP FROM!?

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chad jawline 2bh

good thanks.

>australia
>not cheating

curry buffet

oof

I only go to New Zealand for sex tourism. It is like Thailand for the Indian male. You go for the summer, have a qt white Kiwi girl be your paid gf for a few weeks, then return to your wife

Australia might need a few wickets tttt

anyone else find this incredibly sexy?

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>Michael Clarke

Mute

>watching cricket
>through the radio

you probably could have benefited from some basic English lessons in your education, and less cultural tolerance training

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christ this commentary is so fucking grim

THERE'S A MAN, GOING ROUND, TAKING NAMES

>wife
kek

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

had neither tbf

india know this is one day and not a test match right?

>pooter-bile
christ this cunt cant bowl

coulter-nile is dogshit

him and stoinis will be the reason we don't win this world cup

>9 runs in the last 2 balls

hate western australians

can't watch this because I had to work
pretty gay all things considered(I will use it as an insult)
tough conditions for batting or are the indian batsmen soiling their drawers and failing to pierce the infield?

Pooter nile on the ropes

NEW

fuark

someone make a new thread and remember to include the thread number and "OFFICIAL AUSTRALIA VS INDIA GAME THREAD" in the op

reckon we need a new one lads

they should have celeb umpires, for me? the Undertaker. he goes the eye roll thing for out.

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virgin.

Cummins needs to put in the Extra Effort