/heem/ - #1 Pound for pound edition

SEETHE MORE LANKLETS

TRIPLE C BABY

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Professor milk truck reporting in. My nipples are hard for Say Who Though

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>DONT EVER CALL ME A MANLET AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The state of prediction britbong

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Jesus Christ, THIS

Should be Quadrouple C for champ champ champ Cringelord

Cejudo beats Max.

Fuck this cringelord

It's a good feel

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Imagine showing up for a world title fight with shit conditioning like that. Pathetic.

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p[ay him dana you cuck you fucking cuck pay this andgry midget hw money nowww

>calling out cody and faber
cringe

HIT LIST

truly the manlet GOAT

>double champ literally means fuck all now
fuck this. shits no better than mandrama

>IM P4P BEST!!!
>...crickets

he was wrestling against actual KONY child soldiers.

he is incredible athlete but such a disgusting little cunt

manlets are the worst

CEJUDOS WIN OVER MIGHTY MOUSE WAS A FLUKE AND TONIGHT WILL PRO-AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT MOTHER FUCKING HOME FUCKER!!! THIS SEMEN ALURPING SPORT ISNT FOR ME!! AAAAAHHH THEYRE HYPING HIM UP LIKE HES BETTER THAN MIGHT MOUSR! FFUCKK IN FUCK THAT ARHHHHHHGG! JAV!

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>cejudo v holloway

im pissed about the tony fight

>Cruz
>Garbrandt
>Faber
wtf

fire goddard. just fire the cunt. he's a pathetic piece of chav shit.

Cejudos a legend and am not even a midget

yeah he's a bit cringy 2bh

According to the Shroud of Turin he was around 6 ft.

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Manlet master race

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lol, the midget is getting delusional

Henry deserves it desu

DOMINIC CRUZ VS HENRY CEJUDO IS THE MONEY FIGHT

Call out DC, tough guy lmao

>Cejudo demands money
Welp, he had a fun title reign

Cejudo is a faggot nobody cares about manlet divisions.

>wake up max

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HEAVYWEIGHT MONEY

>"Dana white..... w-w-w-wherever you are.... where are you Dana?"

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audibly laughed

>I want to start making heavyweight money
CRINGE MANLET RAGE LMAO

hahaha, this little fucker thinks he's rocky.

can you imagine him fighting holloway or aldo it'd be a slaughter

how many knees did the hue take to the dome ?

Dana disappears the second he gave Henry the belts kek

two Cejudo's vs Jon Jones, for the undisputed pfp best fighter all time
Daner! Make! it! happen!

>calling out no-dad
why? Cody is literally a fucking can now
Also wanting to move up to 145? Come one cejudo. Know your limits

calling out three flushed fighters

might as well just give him Max desu
he should be getting that big boy money fighting them big boys

WAKE UP DC

wake up HEEM wakeeee uppppp

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cruz will never make it to the octagon

>HE CALLED OUT BONES

>mini Aldo gasses in the 3rd round too
Kino

Yeah dude being the greatest fighter in the world in two divisions means nothing...

Fucking caz

love watching the little guys

Cejudo promised next to beat up 145 division. We will eventually get DC vs Cejudo.

>Thus he feeds himself cans and ruins the division by only fighting every 2 years in one weight class.

not to take anything away from the manlet but until marlon gassed he looked like dogshit

>these actual fucking retards bitching about the stoppage

Cejudo was mauling him. The winner was a foregone conclusion. Goddard spared Moraes further brain damage.

is that a white russian?

>GIB ME DA MONEY

fucking begger, such a nigger

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>Cruz
>Hasn't won a fight in 3 years
>Garbrandt
>3 losses in a row, including 2 title fights
>Urijah
>40 year old retired skateboarder

Why not call out some real contenders? Yan & Sterling won on the same card.

>pound for pound
for an ant maybe

i'm 3 centimeters taller than him, am I a manlet?

lmao

gib MMA watching professor milk truk

Henry will get beaten by athletes in a heavier division... THIS time!

Dustin beats Tony.

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is he still on those undetectable olympic roids?

Fucking Joe Rogan making it sound like Henry is some kind of genius and not Moraes gassing himself out early like a noob.

Tony is the GOAT the fuck outta here with that midget

Henry heems Conor

p4p,ants heem the shit out of him all day long

Baldbros, it's OK we still have more UFC champs

Awesome!

thats EXACTLY what people said when he faced TJ. stupid cazzie

Yan would be fun, I don't see a way aljo beats Henry though

No, she’s clearly Asian. Japanese if I had to guess

there were 10 seconds left and he was doing zero damage nigger

>Cruz
>Coby
>Faber

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he just wants paydays

>asking for heavyweight money
his reign is over

its impossible to not laugh at mantels

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but does he beat goob?

So now that Heem's seething and the dust has settled, Is Henry "Triple C" Cejudo top 5 P4P?

I CANT WAIT FOR THE PUNCH OUT GAME TO BECOME REALITY

DANA PLS MAKE IT HAPPEN

except the best fighter in the world isn't a champ champ. caz

>Wake up Nunes

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First round Moraes is the goat

CCC

With no vodka bur MOTHER FUCKIN TONIGHT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A FLUKE THIS IS FUKIN BULLSHIT TO THE FUCKIN MAX AARH! FUCKIN CEJUDO IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARARED TO MIGHT MOUSE! fUYKIN THE MOUSE DESERVES HIS REUBBER MATCH TO PROVE THIS PIECE OF TRASH IS NOTHING! NOTHING111!!!!!

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HEEM SNOTTY

Cejudo vs Aldo would be kino

you have to be 18 to post on this website

Is Benevides p4p best ever?

all you have to do to win is move forward

i mean so far hes doing better than cormier imo

2 Rounds.

MULTIPLE WINNERS TONIGHT

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cejudo HEEMs max.

CEJUDO VS MAX
>CEJUDO VS MAX
CEJUDO VS MAX
>CEJUDO VS MAX
CEJUDO VS MAX
>CEJUDO VS MAX
CEJUDO VS MAX
>CEJUDO VS MAX

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holloway vs cejudo is the ultimate lanklet vs manlet fight we need to see

>"Amanda Nunes, you absolutely suck!"

Walking away from the Milan job turned out to be a good decision.

5 or 3 rounds? Dustin could win a 3 round decision but Tony wins in 5 for sure

So therefore it invalidates the fighters that did become double champions?
You're a fucking idiot

Got cucked by Ivanov

nunes vs cejudo make it happen dana

Yeah I'd say so now. Conor has a good chance against Poirier though.

All manlets jokes aside, Cejudo is now objectively the GOAT. Double champ and olympic champ, destroys roiding cheaters. His only competition for p4p goat is jones, who is afraid to move up and will never be a double champ, let alone olympic champ. also confirmed cheating fraud multiple times.

Cejudo is goat

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>calls out a guy who has been knocked out three times in a row.

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Thank you for your work, based user.

F for cejudo's legs. kid couldn't walk out of the octagon

all you have to do is just hit the other guy. Wonder why they don't do this

lads why didn't Cejudo call out Frankie?

That would be a much better fight than Faber or Cody

>Bones
>DC
>Khalbib
>Max
>Ferguson
Which of the 5 do you think he is better than?

itll be a while, i imagine theyre gonna throw some dude like zabit at him and JUST his career for good

based me with the last second picks
thanks user

holloway and aldo aren't chinlets and are WAY stronger, hell give him ortega if he wants to move up. he'd kill him

Dillashaw rolling in his grave

sprained ankles take a while to heal. He will be out for 3-4 months minimum

How did he gas? From few leg kicks? Even heavyweights shouldn't gas after that, let alone manlets

>implying Volkanovski won't fold up Cringeudo into a lawn chair after lopping off Max Pilloway's head.

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>Cowdad redditors seething
>Sexist WMMA haters seething
>Everyone seething because of the undeniability of Henry's claim to being the greatest combat sports athlete, if not the greatest overall sportsman of all time

5/5 baby

Good night, Springton. There will be no encores.

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>cejudo is goat
>saying this unironically

Cejudo has destroyed whatever legacy mighty mouse had by memeing on dillashaw and moraes when Johnson was too much of a bitch to move up in weight

>Fronkie upsets punished Holloway
>Cejudo beats Frankie and becomes triple champ eternal GOAT

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twitter.com/Cody_Nolove/status/1137587605476823040

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Henry will MAUL Shitbib.

Did he really?
Real talk now, amanda would kill him.

I think Dustin would put Tony away in the 4th just like he did Gaethje. Just as Ferguson is starting to bust him up.

As predicted.
heem'd /heem/

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Better than Max for sure, Khabib Tony will also be an eliminator

This desu

Probably. But this time it's more about hydration. There was no point in a fight where Marlon hurt him. Leg kicks are nasty as fuck but it's much easier to outlive 20 low kicks than 2-3 heavy hits to the head. Marlon got clipped so many times he started to forget about lifting his arms

Do you guys think Mighty Mouse is having fun playing PUBG right now?

T.....this time KEK

good job leafbro

Fer shore b, biggest drawl at 135

someone post cejudo knocking out dillashaw

biggest drawl b, hundred percent

>gets ko'd by the same 1-2 combo that ko'd him the last 3 times

yea bby

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HOW CAN WWE EVEN COMPETE?

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All of them except maybe Jones.

>drawl

he's too busy avoiding the goochi like the beta he is after ceGODdo destroyed him

Henry produces pure kino.

he was throwing a lot of hard punches and missing.

Great night of fights, was a joy sharing it with you guys

Cejudo is cringe as fuck but he's outstanding as a fighter

>drawl
So Cody posts on heem?
Tony cant get finished. Youd have to literally kill that guy to finish him.

Lol literally everyone except Jon

cejudo fails drug test tomorrow. cap this.

Yes I won, I'm the bong with no image.

>drawl

If this was on purpose and he's throwing shade at Brandon Schlab then I am now a fan.

shorter fighters are better

>Cody is Schaubposting
Can today get any better?

>jessica eye transported to the hospital after suffering a seizure
holy shit

assunção would have won.

fuck marlon and his fluke KO wins

p4p

1) Jon Jones
2) Henry Cejudo
3) Daniel Cormier
4) Khabib Nurmagomedov
5) Amanda Nunes / Tony Ferguson

tests positive for elevated flinstones vitamins

yup have a nice day user

Moraes dropped his hands watch the slow motion, I also thought it was an early stoppage at first

B A S E D

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truth. marlon is a can. he was a fluke artist

Based Ruru gave good luck to my pics

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>Jones above DC
cringe

Sauce?

Max dabbed on Aldo pretty easily 2 times.
He got a SD where I scored Mighty Mouse. His win of Dillashaw wasn't that impressive when Dillashaw was a walking zombie and obviously not made for that weight class. His fight today was impressive, but remember that he looked pretty bad until Moraes gassed out.
I put Max a grade above him.

he literally beat DC twice

Cejudo is objectively above jones. Jones is confirmed to have taken steroids and cheated multiple times, also isn't a double champ or an olympic champ

serious question, is there a single pro fighter that is not roiding? I don't see how they could compete otherwise

rip her career

Please let Henry pop for roids, he's unbearable. All we're gonna hear for months is his claim to be the best person ever to live.

Henry amped up the pace and started really just rushing through and boxing up Moraes. Not like Moraes would’ve done any better not thudding Cejudo

This nigga is a Saiyan

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I had faith in Moraes bros

picks*
I'm a retarded animeposter

>RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT
Rogan says Dana wants the rematch between Cowboy and Tony

he is the best mixed martial artist to ever have lived

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based Sheev delivering career-ending injuries

>b-but this a-and t-that

Cringe. Take the L

Lol stupid bitch get WORKED

nice

god damn it fuck dana
cowboy got his ass beat

All flash no grit like most Brazilian fighters.

They can't handle the pressure and eventually buckle..

>Max
Bwahahahaha. He won't even make the hall of fame after he was exposed by a can.

>punished Cowboy vs Hungry Ferguson
Please Dana. Please.

Henry Cejudo is the most accomplished human being that has ever graced the surface of this planet

MANLETS RISE THE FUCK UP

Based

I'd guess around half of the current fighters have used at some point in their careers but there are some that are naturally talented enough to compete without them.

cowshit got styled on

he's a fool if he doesnt make Tony x Khabib after dustin gets flushed

DJ would clean out both division

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Habib will dodge Tony

Don't get worked by Hanks cringy act

unironically Petr Yan would smash Cejudo

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Dustin would beat Tony unironically

b-based

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Hahahaha. No.

Max.

MAKE IT HAPPEN DANA DAVID VS GOLIATH

only if happens this year and gives them khabib early next year

>People thought Canboy would win

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Tony khabib is cursed we will never see that fight

fuck. I hope she'll be fine

Basedboy was getting schooled, Tony vs Khabib/Dustin you stupid pink bald cro magnon fuck

NANI

Just when I thought he couldn't get any dumber

>drawl
Cody gets permaheemed during the Cejudo fight

>manhandled by a manlet

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can't wait for ferguson khabib

>Everyone is the GOAT when they win a fight. Don't discuss records.
Based and redpilled

Henry is really not #1 P4P even with this win. Big respect to him and I picked him, but top 3 at best

Not with Henry's connections. Olympic athletes will never fail a drug test, it would be terrible PR for the United States.

>female fighter having stroke on way to hospital
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

fake champ

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/heem/ing with the boooooys

Henry on picograms at 205

apparently dana said he wants ferguson vs cerrone rematch pathetic

>Cejudo vs Max
God fucking dammit that is amazing

I dont understand why Dana doesnt want to make Ferguson vs Khabib.

He's making a relatively unknown Poirier fight Khabib, why the hell not Ferguson? Everyone wants to see that fight.

BASED

BASED FUCKING NO LOVE

>DRAWLIN WITH THE BOYYYYYZZZZZ

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>Dustin heems kebab
>tony vs dustin
>cowboy will move up or gaethje
>cejudo vs max

High leg kicks consume enormous amount of energy especially when you miss. In second round he missed a few times too
He wanted Robbie x Askren rematch too but nothing came out of it

>jessica eye dead from brain hemorrhage following multiple violent convulsions
damn, hope she'll be alright

Who is She

fake and gay

Cejudo v. Conor is the fight

Haha.....

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>drawl
Based Cody is a heem poster

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you'll see

>Youd have to literally kill that guy to finish him.
Dustin is the guy to do that. A McGregor that doesn't get tired. Can fight with insane pressure or going backwards which is perfect against Ferguson.

absolutamente basado

CODY
COD
CO
COR
CORA
CORAL

thats silly. does this have to do with a potential khabib/mcgregor 2? the ppv would be wild

Is Dana trying to force Cowboy to retire?

We need to find out desu

I knew it.

Tony literally won. They're just trying to keep him away. Tony did himself no favours, should've just taken the W rather than say he doesn't care who's next.

FFS LADS

the beginning of this feels very cinematic

You dumb if you think hey didn’t take her to the hospital straight after the fight

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Jesus Christ

Tony doesn’t care though, he said that before the fight.

But yeah, Dana is killing the UFC. Maybe Elias was right after all

RIP Nip

imagine being a thicc tall man

>rose didn't

>Cejudo vs Moraes didn't get FOTN
Dana, that's bullshit.

Huh?

What would pushing guard look like?

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mighty mouse won

Poor Shev probably heemed her foot with that kick :^(
I hope she's alright.

Tony offered to run it back

>twitter.com/espnmma/status/1137574644238733312

please go fight someone else you already beat Can Cerrone don't KO him in front of his kid

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he is, seethe more faggot

Apologize right now!!!

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shii kraut stop drinkig and gfu

cringe

can you watch the post fight presser on youtube still?

webm of the finish lad? missed it in all the posting

is anyone streaming the post fight?

pffft that manlet don't want these hands

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>Leave the manlet to me.

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rumble would HEEM jones

Dana to Joe Rogain:

make it happen

ufc
youtube.com/watch?v=hcpWIXF50_g

Is swinging and missing the most tiring thing in striking?

Very spicy card with full of memes

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imagine thinking dustin isn't a complete can

Is it normal that my switch kick is easier to do than my regular kick?

Professor of Milk studies at my cock

No.

no way

>ftw there was cazzies in this general doubting sperguson
>ftw there was cazzies on this subreddit doubting Cringejudo
Feels good to not be a pleb casual like you and be a patrician fighting connoisseur

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Why do people think belt wins = best of all time?

thanks

no

he ko's fegurcan

lads what's the longest you remember someone not moving after a KO

jessica's tonight was pretty bad

i remember pacquiao not moving for forever when marquez KO'd him

>nut hugging this hard on an early stoppage

Cejudo is the greatest of all time

R.I.P.

TKO (Exhaustion)

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hasn't cowboy talked at length about his problem with self sabotaging with rogan?

the heavyweight fight fucked my picks

he beat two cans and robbed one good fighter

oh for sure tj had henry in deep waters my guy the single was landing

>I'm the biggest drawl

twitter.com/Cody_Nolove/status/1137587605476823040

My regular kick is shit for some reason, I can't balance myself correctly

Imagine if Cody actually won this fight and didn't get hit on his glass chin. It would be the best comeback story a CT'd man could hope for.

Moraes is better than Aldo desu. Hes just stupid.

The 235er calling others cazzies

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kek remember how mighty mouse refused to take any chances and just beat up scrubs and made peanuts

at least henry takes on some challenges for bigger rewards

Based

All these double champions just prove that there are too many weight divisions in UFC.

>youtube.com/watch?v=Afe6gVaQU58

Tony said a Title shot was in the contract if he won that fight

also said he'd fight Conor

Thanks, is there a short version?
Honestly odd how badly Moraes gassed, great performance from Cejudo though

>c-cans
Have sex.

Not gonna lie, felt pretty bad for Eye. I mean obviously it's the risk you run as a cagefighter but damn that was brutal

shorter cut

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I think you'd be surprised. In 5-10 years the UFC is going to get destroyed over their lack of concussion/CTE protocols. Look at how the NFL deals with *potential* concussions compared to how the UFC deals with *confirmed* concussions. NFL guys get taken off on a stretcher with a neck brace. UFC fighters get woken up and told to walk back to their lockeroom.

Pretty much. That's why the coaches said Marlon to stop trying to counter him from side and just use jabs

Lombard

>also said he'd fight Conor
wow surprising

Lol no he isnt. He’s just faster

Cejudo is a genius. Moraes gassed because of Cejudo.

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and some replays

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Well technically he's not wrong. He's the biggest brainlet in the UFC.

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Tony takes himself WAAAAAAY too fucking seriously
You can tell if you bantered him even slightly he'd fucking switch in an instant

You don't want to go to a Brazilian "hospital".

Doesn’t have the footwork for it though, Henry’s good at cutting off and keeping you in his range with hooks

Welcome in the CEJUDO ERA

henry really used his head.

Saw Alhassan heem the everloving fuck out of Homasi live. He slept for a few minutes. Till getting gadooshed was pretty nasty too

thanks a bunch Aus lad

That's very sad I don't know how you guys enjoy joking about it

right after the body kick I was thinking "oh shit Eye cant stop those" then boom

i thought moraes has a jiu jitsu pedigree?

looked clueless for avoiding damage

pretty sure that was the longest

Jones isnt 3ven close. He is below Cormier.

He's friends with Eddie Bravo, I'm sure he makes fun of him all day for being crazy

Manuwa waa way worse when you consider that he has already been KO'd multiple times and ate a flush head kick by someone that is 6'4"

There's no GnP in BJJ, and he was totally gassed.

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Lads I don't get why Tony's pretending like he did shit wrong for the fight. That punch didn't effect the outcome.
He won

it's literally the objective of a fight

>Valentina Shevchenko asked about knockout:
"if she dies she dies"
russians are cold blooded

nfl blows generate way more force and repeated way more often. even fucking soccer is more dangerous to your brain than mma. and who the fuck cares what anyone chooses to do with their own body to make a living you infantile faggot

Cejudo vs McGregor make it happen dana

He got clipped too much during trading so his footwork disappeared pretty fast. He cuts too much weight.

everyone was making it seem it did
also made him look like a scumbag

Was he out twitching for 4 minutes?

Couldnt even put away Holloway.

To joke about someone getting KO'd?

>dat abnormal posturing
that's brain damage for sure

Pound 4 pound was made to make manlets feel good about themselves

I feel like nfl players take way bigger hits though.

literally the one and only purpose of bjj is self defense dumbfuck

Holy fuck this is the ultimate meme fight

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Tony won the fight
Cowboy won the story of the fight

>Leg kicks are nasty as fuck but it's much easier to outlive 20 low kicks than 2-3 heavy hits to the head

Not based on my watching experience.

just trying to look humble

It did have an effect on the outcome. He fucked Cowboy's nose up with that shot and that's what lead to Cowboy blowing his nose and blowing his eye up in the process. Still Cowboy's fault for the loss, no reason for a rematch.

cringejudo vs snoozeman lets run it

marlon got suckered into a brawl

his kick game was working beautifully and rather than use MEVMENT when cejudo started pressing he just traded hands

He got legit mad at Rogan because he say he was crazy

This desu. Love or hate Henry but his last 3 fights have been more interesting than 90% percent of Mighty Mouse's run.

NFL fucked itself by pretending football is safe and trying to discredit doctors

I don't think Eye was twitching. Rogan was just overreacting like he always does

yes

cowboy's eye was already swollen shut before the """illegal""" punch dummy

>kicking a ball inflicts more brain trauma than being hit in the head repeatedly.

Huh, so this is the power of the American education system

Cejudo cut off nothing, Moraes gassed and refused to do anything to defend/escape the clinch and got knee'd the fuck up.

i thought cruz was in retirement. i dont want to see him fight again

>leaf posting

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Aldo has no good leads. Doesnt feint well. Moraes can jab. He also kicks way better and more than Aldo.

Tbh, I think Aldo is just as fast as Moraes.

It's not just Tony's pace that's absurd to me it's how he chains attacks together. It looks random but it's clearly calculated to be so effective.

Maybe if you're a soulles sociopath

fuckin assassin

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Leave Cejudo to me.

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Why the fuck do you watch MMA if you don't want to see people get knocked out

I was talking about the fight. Comparing leg kicks Cejudo absorbed and punches that absorbed Moraes is stupid but Rogan was talking about leg kicks like it's a real game changer in this weight class. Every fighter is different obviously

I really do, with a bit of luck Henry could beat his brains in and make him retarded so we never have to hear him commentate again

im still pissed we didnt see tony and cowboy grapple

Dana just entered the post fight press conference.

The fight was about to start again until cowboy blew his nose which prompted the doctors to come in.

>m'lady got hurt :'(((((

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>be fan of simulated death
>get mad when someone pokes fun at death simulation
whew. just don't know what to tell you

The constant headers do brain damage.

Thats right: weak ass shots to the dome can do that much damage if repeated often enough.

They did briefly, think Tony did some spinning shit and Cowboy ducked under into a back body lock, dragged Tony down but Tony instantly created separation, pushed off and disengaged

One of us

youtu.be/4dv2fYRQjow?t=62
Cejudo celebrating

All this for our sins...

Truth

Cerrone has an orbital fracture

why would anybody want to be this small? cejudo looks ridiculously tiny.

Because I like the grappling. If I cared about seeing retards giving each other CTE I'd go watch boxing.

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There's few things in this world that bring me joy like typing
HEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY
or
SHEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEEEEEEEPY

He angled off and was trapping Moraes backing him up, Moraes was slowing down but Cejudo poured it on getting into boxing range after getting Marlons timing on the kicks

Dana didn't make any mention of a Cowboy rematch. Doesn't sound like it's even on his mind. Said he'll make a decision with Ferguson after the Khabib fight.

You're an incel

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Yeah hes a great combination puncher. Good timing and defense too.(for a guy with no defense)

A KO like that and eye is gonna be medically suspended for a while. compared to football where you could be concussed but still convince people youre good and you go back in

buddy i got some news for you

>a woman got hurt!!! How DARE you make light of it!
cringe.

>6'1" vs 5'4"

I need to see this fight happen. The ultimate lanklet vs manlet match.

He’s wishy washy. I see Tony as a backup for 242 and getting the winner
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Poirier beat Khabib then Poirier vs Ferguson how about that timeline

Death for 20 seconds =/= death for 2 minutes.

Have sex incel

Yeah, after Moraes slowed down and decided he was gonna bang his way out instead of cracking Henry's legs like he was in the first.

I like Cejudo's pushing away game. It's such a simple trick but very few people do it. It's also reminds me of knees to the head Marlon absorbed and did absolutely nothing to prevent it even tho it's one of the things that MM likes to do. It's actually very interesting how Cejudo absorbed best MM's tricks and defeated him but DC couldn't do it

She should take two years off MMA.

Maybe go to nursing school.

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it's not like she actually died. the sad part isn't that she was ko'd for that long, it's how much she was paid to get slaughtered.

Tony is goat at breaking bodylocks. Might make Khabib look average. Bodylocks are Khabibs bread and butter.

What is up with Moraes?

Why didn't he circle away when Cejudo was charging? He doesn't know what to fucking do when he got pressured.

Go watch grappling competitions then, the sport of mixed martial arts includes KOs

He tried to, Henry was blocking them, feinting his jab and just rushing through trying to get off first and not hesitate. Not like Marlon can just whip everything all the time.

soi

Dana seems salty about Cejudo winning

he got tired way too quick and lost his composure

My thoughts exactly

Tony never stopped training for Khabib

>DC yelling "ohhh he's hurt" because he stumbled a little after the ref pushed him
God I'm really getting fucking sick of hearing
>OHHHHHH THAT HURT HIM
every time a punch lands ffs

Danas a fucking mark

tony looked the worst he ever has, flabby muscle tone, lost the fluidity to his movement, he'll be 36 next time he steps in the cage, well past the expiration date, it's very possible he never wins another fight

What a cunt

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he should be

DC is pretty dumb for a decently smart guy. Never realky impreoved his kicks, is all or nothing when it comes to wrestling in the cage, doesnt adapt during the fight.

He could easily smoke Jones but because he insists on fighting like a short guy, he hamstrings himself.

major difference is the arms are out spread,so maybe she'll be alright....but that doesn't look good

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Concussion in MMA - Fight is over because you got heemed, sparring is stopped etc
Concussion in NFL - Tough shit, it's the first quarter and you get paid millions to do this so shake it off and go get a few more concussions.

That's really the problem with the NFL and CTE. Taking a dozen moderate blows to the head day after day for years in practice and games is worse than a few major knockouts spaced out over an entire career. From what I understand about concussions, it's not the initial one that fucks you up but the subsequent ones that you get from playing while you already have one.
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Nah, he stopped throwing leg kicks in the middle of the second and went swang n bang mode, look at , he was able to create space for a fucking head kick and he should have keep chopping the leg instead

Doesn't even have Olympic gold

cause he is so fucking cringe. i don't know anyone that likes him. you don't decale yourself pound 4 pound or goat other people do its pure cringe

maybe he fought like that because he respected cowboys striking ?

There'd be a huge list of champ champs if McGregor wasn't literally gifted this hallmark. What a mark.

>marlon gets punched in the eye
>nothing happens
>calls a timeout
>Goddard rushes in to stop the action pretending to see an eyepoke
>Henry complains
>OI I SAW THE POKE JUST STAND BACK THERE

God fucking faggot is the worst, inserts himself every fucking time

Funny thing is, Henry is a part of a club Conor isn't, which is the "successfully defended their belt" club

he didn't get rocked once
big improvement

Prepare to rate UFC 238 on a scale of 1.00 to 10.00 in the next thread

what about all the cte that comes from sparring? that's not regulated at all

Grappling competitions typically don't include some the best grapplers in the world like Khabib for example. I'll watch whatever I want. Enjoy your brain damage contests.

So DC needs to fight like a tall guy to beat the tallest/rangiest guy in the division

he looked wobbly for a sec,desu

Apparently Cerrone got his orbital bone fractured. Shit sucks.

>Enjoy your brain damage contests.
you clearly do .

Incel

Dillashaw must be so relieved

Yeah he stopped because Cejudo was going through them. And as seen in the previous fight those lower kicks can set up the high kick which is his best shot to someone plodding forwards and exhausting him. He almost landed the headkick multiple times. You’re acting like he threw the fight and not just Cejudo outworking him and adjusting

I would no joke just tackle him and fuck him up.

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HOW ABOUT AMANDA NUNES

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still p4p goat

yikes,what a retarded faggot

He's a cunt for congratulating Henry? Lmao why does Conor trigger reddit so hard?

...

what a fucking retard, even brought up schevchenko

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>EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE REGULATED MOMMY REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

go back to redd!t faggot

>Cejudo was going through them
yeah clearly Henry's legs flying in the air every time Marlon blasted them is Cejudo just "going through them"

Dana should cease with all this diminishing of Cejudo, he'll beat him up

d-dolly!

for sure my guy the double chin would land

Kek

Well he is short guy. The only way he could win is to outbox him in the pocket but it's impossible to do because JJ is always running away to leverage his reach. I think it's possible but DC should move like flyweight to get him

its funny when DC has to breakdown and relive all these headkick KOs that are the same thing Jon did to him

>literally the one and only purpose of bjj is self defense dumbfuck

There are many reasons people do it besides self defense.

Regardless, BJJ teaches you how to defend against guys who are clueless on the ground (99% of the population), and against others in a BJJ competition. It sure as fuck doesn't teach you how to defend GNP coming from an Olympic caliber wrestler. BJJ can be a possibly useful tool in that situation, but it's really outside the scope of BJJ.

I realize you're too stupid to understand this.

Yeah in the first round, did you stop watching because you already chalked it up for Marlon?

what app is this :(

human chihuahua

khabib would get completely fucking destroyed in any grappling format you absolute ponce

i NEVER said or even implied it. anons post was just fucking dumb.

cowboy wins the rematch

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Microsoft Gambling Simulator 2019

Stop posting this guy.

Kek

Unironically the best he's ever looked. Didn't back down to pressure even if it was in a losing effort

Is Petr Yan for real?

Didn't they let Alvarez finish the fight when he swelled his eye shut in the same way? Might have been against Melendez

Yes

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>You’re acting like he threw the fight and not just Cejudo outworking him and adjusting
Moraes let him get the clinch, blast his face with knees, and then he abandoned the leg kicks and started brawling. I'm not saying Cejudo never adjusted his gameplan, but Moraes went along with it and stopped doing what was winning him the fight.

Is Dana drunk or high? Dude is fucking out of it.

Ah yes which is why he was a sambo champion

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they didnt for tcity

No he's for fake

LOWKEY JARED FINNA HEEM CHRIS

Couldn't it be easy to KO him while he's trying to push you?

Think Machida/Horiguchi/Saenchai. Theres more than one way to avoid getting your shit pushed in by a lanklet. One is going forward. The other is going backwards. Idealky, you should be able to do both. DC cant. Jones is decent at goindmg forward and great at going backwards. Dc is great forwards and barely retreats. If he retreated at the right moment, he would make Jones miss a couple kicks, which would force Jones to step deeper and reach further and thats when DC can blitz him. Machida hurt Jones that way. Problem is, he thinks he has to go forward at all times and Jones can pretty much close his eyes and hit him whenever he likes.

Basically, DC needs to be more elusive/versatile to increase his chances against Jones.

Merge into the other thread slowly

good
fuck roidborg

So you agree that he stopped kicking Henry's legs? Because that's what was working and he stopped, which is my point.

yes,heem's henry

You were EMBARRASSED IN ONE

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Cejudo vs Nunes @135 for the p4p #1 combat athlete book it dana

No I want a new one

>let him
Yeah just let him, not like he was exhausted and clearly outmatched there as well getting boxed up and walked down.

I never said he didn’t. Im saying tgeres

not him but he stopped kicking the legs as much because henry kept pressuring him and hitting him from close range.

I think egg has cte.

*saying there’s a reason as opposed to just a nonchalant conscious decision

You're trivializing it. DC isn't a nimble fighter that can bounce around like Machida(middle weight)

When Jon runs away, so should he or maybe low kick. When Jon tries to abuse his lack of aggression, he should switch to bumrush mode. Chill when Jon is ready for assault and assault when he wants to punish you for chilling.

Add in low kicks, bodyshots, mixing takedown attempts with your striking and youll tire him out and increase your chances.

He can do better.

You literally couldnt name any of the people he faced lmao

>not like he was exhausted
already covered in

That didn't stop Moraes from creating distance and throwing a head kick

>what is fight IQ
people haave lost fights for less. Soukhamthath vs O'Malley immediately comes to mind.

Damn that's....

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Not really. It's a situational thing you should practice. He is not just pushing away like it's a street brawl.
He is not fast enough to get in and out of the pocket. He can't stay in mid range because his arms are shorter. He does the only thing he can - close range exchange, clinch and wrestle. He was doing ok in close range when until he got exhausted. He couldn't really clinch because he is too short to do any damage and he got destroyed by JJ's knees, and he couldn't outwrestle him.
Whatever he does he won't be Whittaker

Bjj was invented for the purpose of self defence. The reason why the guard and the emphasis on not exposing your back exist is because of that.

T O N Y
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God fuck Dana, what an obnoxious cunt.

He doesnt have to copy them perfectly. Just saying that just going forward seems like a shitty strategy. There are times when its clear youre not going to reach him, so why not disengage? I think he should time his advances. Of course he would have to do it differently from nimble guys like Machida. But even a tank should take evasive measures from time to time. I dont think his strategy was optimal.

>tony was so hittable!!!11
Fucking cazzies, he was rolling with those strikes excellently