FC 238 Gamethread #10

Can crushing edition

>Next
Henry Cejudo vs. Marlon Moraes

>Now
Valentina Shevchenko vs. Jessica Eye

>Previously
Tony Ferguson def. Donald Cerrone via second round TKO (Doctor Stoppage) (5:00)
Petr Yan def. Jimmie Rivera via UD (30-27, 29-28 x2)
Blagoy Ivanov def. Tai Tuivasa via UD (30-27 x2, 29-28)
Tatiana Suarez def. Nina Ansaroff via UD (29-28 x3)
Aljamain Sterling def. Pedro Munhoz via UD (30-27 x3)
Alexa Grasso def. Karolina Kowalkiewicz via UD (30-27 x3)
Ricardo Lamas vs. Calvin Kattar def. Ricardo Lamas via first round TKO (4:06)
Xiaonan Yan def. Angela Hill via UD (29-28, 29-28, 29-28)
Darren Stewart def. Bevon Lewis via UD (30-27, 29-28 x2)
Eddie Wineland def. Grigory Popov via second-round TKO (4:47)
Katlyn Chookagian def. Joanne Calderwood via UD (30-27, 29-28 x2)

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Reminder I could heem every single one of you nerds

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First for cucuy

Tell me how Jessica wins.

based and fergusonpilled

>it's another 25 minutes of shevchenko point fighting a can episode

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Val wins

>tfw you get your scalp taken by el cucuy but you get an easy way out to keep your dignity and fans

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rd 2 TKO

Jessica you’re not intimidating anyone

Thanks for the $50 Tony

CIA here. We activated the chip.

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Happy for Tony but sad how it went down, I didn't want to see Cowboy hurt like that

Cool.

I MESSED UP THE NAME FUCK

baiting her into an illegal knee ko

I don’t support cheaters

Reminder that Tony won round 2 10-8

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off your meds Sammy?

R1: Cowboy 10-9
R2: Tony 10-8 with 1 point deducation: 9-9
*Cowboy doesn't blow nose*
We coulda had a fight on our hands

Even if they took a point, Cowboy was getting finished

Runs through Valentinas pillowfists, dirty boxes her up, a little wrestlefuck to a controversial split

Screencap this

*dabs*

Moraes vs Cejudo was always going to be more exciting than cowboy vs Tony

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Last time I saw odds like that was Cyborg/Kunitskaya

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Tony Ferguson fans are the biggest dick riders on the planet earth

>a punch to the nose has nothing to do with your eye
right

you'd have to get your hands on me first, your lardass would probably gas in 5 seconds tho lol

Why is your house so junky?

LOOK HOW EVIL™ HER EYES ARE. OMG WMMA IS FUCKING SICK AF. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

APOLOGIZE

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eye thinks shes such a badass huh

Why does she call herself "Evil" Eye?

Is the WMMA belt a strap-on?

lmao when women try to act tough like the average dude couldn't just hold them down and force them to make them a sandwich

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won round 1 as well

>5 rounds of this shit

Fucking kill me NOW

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OH FOR SURE COWBOY WAS GONNA DESTROY TONY

TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY
TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY

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>RD1: Cowboy 10-9

Cringe

Bish kek

i have a slice a cake, ima save it for the main event as that one has a chance of ending in a finish

Masturbation or smoke break?

ahhh but my dick is sore

COPE
>COPE
COPE
COPE
>COPE
COPE
>COPE
COPE
>COPE
COPE

You think Eye has been blacked?

Why do women get tattoos on the back of their neck? It almost always looks bad.

kek

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Thought she was Polish lmao.

also /r/thing that pic of her when she had big tits for research purposes.

Eye was fronting hard during the introductions.

>10-8
>9-9 with a point deduction
NICE MATH HAHAHA
MAYBE YOU SHOULD DEDUCE A TEXTBOOK

imagine the seething from reddit if Dana actually booked Tony-Cowboy 2 while Mcgregor got the title shot against the winner of Poirier-Khabib.
That WILL happen. Screenshot this.

Yep, if you thought cowboy getting beat down by the Mexican Phenomenon is entertaining then you got another thing coming.

>Britbongs in charge of time travel.
Your phone booth is shit.

it's literally not even close Valentina is bullying her already

HERE WE GO EVIL HERE WE GO ARF ARF

All the streams are shitting the bed, link pls

ive got valentina by submission

>WHY CAN'T COWBOY FERGUSON BE 5 ROUNDS

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>#1 is a literal can in comparison to the champ
WMMA is a joke.

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I'm with you, my dude. Fuck the haters.

""""""MAIN""""""" event btw

12 in a row and his last 2 opponents have literally taken the first chance theyve had to quit and run away from the fight

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>CHEATING
PATHETIC

The absolute state of this toothpaste poster

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Damn Eye could land that overhand.

What fucking faceapp you using? That shit looks weird.

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#champShitOnly

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I gave up both 3 days ago :(

I can’t wait for khabib to kick that beaner ass!

Blagoy fight was good though.

>That refs voice
hahaha oh wow

Based.

that would of been based though, either way im happy with the outcome

Reminder, if the refs actually reffed to the book Dana would trash them at every post-fight press conference. He's done it before. Dana has made it clear he cares more about providing an entertainment product than a sport.

No depth in WMMA...lame

2 FUCKING ROUNDS

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TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY
Really it's Khabib Vs. Tony but watch dana use this to jew tony out of what he deserves yet again

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>93296695
Add another reddit nazi frog to the filter

maybe women's fights would be better if they weren't allowed to wear clothes

because cowgirl would have left in a bodybag and Dana likes him

Shev shoots at my gun range, she's hot as fuck.

T-Ferg vs Jon Jones

Who's the best at making reddit SEETHE?

Booooooo pls finish it soon,, fkin grabage waste of time

Best case scenario for a cowcuck:
10-9 Cerrone
8-9 Ferguson (point taken)
First octagon death round three

How long would you last under Valentina?

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It's not though.

UUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH.......... where is the Peruvian flag?

>shevs ankle tattoo
i didnt know my peepee liked this

>Guy who runs entertainment product thinks it should be entertaining

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anik sperging out kek

>shevchenko takes eye down to start rubbing her up
n-nani

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>losing the match because you blew your nose
nice "sport" ya got here

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Ferg is reddit's boy

Under her ass? All day.

...

how is the tony cowboy fight not the co main

5 x 5 min rounds of shadowboxing

Shouldn't they count to 10 with this pin?

Shev is gonna murder this dumb cunt.

I've seen lesbian porn more exciting than this.

>Valentina is currently lay and praying unimpressively
....

replace his mouth with another eye

like 20 seconds

Huh, haven't seen that guy in a while now.

Wait, where did I see this skinny faggot before?

THIS IS DEFINITELY BETTER THAN 2 ELITE TIER FIGHTERS HAVING A SPICY BANGER ON THEIR FEET. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WMMA WOOOOOOOOOOOO

in dana's defense this fight has been made twice

What is Valentina's sexuality?
She's a gay, right?

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I mean, ye. I've seen lesbian porn more exciting to me than most MMA fights.

10 BUCKS ON JESSICA EYE LADS

They should change women's fights to ultimate surrender rules.

To this day I have not sat down and watched a single female fight and will continue the tradition of going for a beer run or taking a big fat shit instead.

As long as my tongue and mouth could last

cause this is the champion you bigot.

based

>five rounds of this

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>93296748
Add another reddit nazi frog to the filter

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thanks i hate it

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you'd be demolished in micro-seconds

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CHAMP

Because Dana hates our guy

imagine paying for this shit

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

??????? rigged refs

what unholy abomination is this

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because women get everything handed to them because they're weak.

fat cunt.

Valentina doesn't want any part of Eye's standup.

I would care but this is MMA.

lights out? 4-6 minutes

lights on?
25 unless she was putting her cardio or head movement to use.

10-8

Eye

She's asexual.

will it's correct, but Shevchenko is owning eye pretty easily

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not after tonight

Also daily reminder that lesbians DO NOT EXIST

they should move the WMMA fight to ESPN-W

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Val has a great ass

I meant Valentina, isn't she the one who always uses the Peruvian flag

10-9 eye

JUST

HERE WE GO EVIL HERE WE GO ARF ARF
HERE WE GO EVIL HERE WE GO ARF ARF
HERE WE GO EVIL HERE WE GO ARF ARF

My man.

yo holy shit i damn near cut myself reading this edgy statement

I'd bust in about 75 seconds.

for sure Yoel had 2 10-8 desu

WOW FUN FIGHT GUYS, WOMEN ARE JUST LIKE MEN!!! THEY ARE NOT RETARD ENTITLED SUBHUMANS AT ALL!

can we get to manlet wars already

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What's that silver thing on the Russian's cheek?
Steroid injector?

I just checked reddit and they are fine with the decision. One of the most popular comments is DONT BLOW YOUR NOSE WHEN ITS BROKEN

I wish

i wish i had a val to defend me

based

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>people complaining about Shevchenko laying on Eye
Valentina is trying to prove a point here

Truth

Very aesthetic digits my friend

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Unimpressive huh?

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SHE'S DEAD

I have never seen an exciting valentina shevchenko fight, I dont understand how she has any fans.

I hope this goes deep into the championship rounds. Fucking love WMMA me.

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did dana pick Eye's music? first rose now eye. dana that mad man with the boomer walkout

TONY
TONY
SHEV
SHEV
MANLET
MANLET

>shaving the top and leaving the sides to accentuate how bald you look
kek

sure but it's still unimpressive

WELL YOU’RE WRONG


HEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Poor Sage. Those perfect aesthetics ruined slightly maybe.

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>She's asexual.

i.e. she was molested as a minor.

Sad but such is life in Soviet Russia when you're a good looking girl.

Valentina actually heemed someone

well shit.. guess today is opposite day

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

EYE WILL SURVIVE

SHE DEAD

SHEEM SLEEPY

SHEEM'D

HOLY FUCK

SHE KILLED HER

you're either denying what you saw in front of you (delusional) or are retarded

SHEEM

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SHES FUCKING DEAD

Whahahahba yeesssss DEAD

SHEEEEEEEMMMDDDD

SHEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HOLY SHIT

I ORGASMED

SHEEM DEAD! WOOOOO SHEV SHEV!

SHEEEEEM

OH SHIT

HEEM DEAD

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

HOLY SHIIIIT

SHEEM SLEEPY

LMAO future poster BTFO

OH NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
EYE IS A CAN

JESUS FUCK, SHEEM DED

I want to kiss Jessica's poon if you know what I mean haha

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

15 seconds with a condom, 8 without

DEEP SLEEP

WTF I LOVE WMMA NOW
SHEEEEEMMMMMM SLEEPY

SHEEM D E A D
Horrible mismatch

WOW MONSTROUS HEEM

SHEEM DEAD

YASSSS A WOMAN GOT KILLED YASSSSSS

HOLY FUCK

OH
MY
GOD

RIP IN PEACE

sheem ded

it's so boring FUCK

SHEEEEM

WMMA LITERALLY BETTER THAN HEEM’S BOY

HOLY FUCK

OH SHIT NIBBA

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HOLY FUCK

DED

DED

DED

she's been killed

SHEEEEEEEMMMMMM SCCCHHHHHHLLEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP

FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIN SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM


the greatest sheem of all time

DAT HEEM

OH SHIT

Reminder the weaker neck muscles on girls makes head injuries worse

FUCKING SLEPT

plz come to brazil

Cerrone has always blown the big fights in his career but never quite this literally

I looked away fug

Is she ded?

wewlad nevermind

THANKS VALENTINA CAN I PUT MY PENIS INSIDE YOU NOW

SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER SHE FUCKING KILLED HER

wmma evolving

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So much for time travel being real

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SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

BRITBONG YOUR PREDICTIONS GOT HEEMED

Am I sexist or is WMMA much less interesting to watch? It's like they're not as good at it as the men. Like even if the physical disadvantages weren't there most flyweight men would fuck Eye up.

heem

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Holy shit.

she sleep

SHEEEEEEM

>toothpaste poster

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>rosties btfo

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fuck I really like Eye.

HEEM SLEEPY

T POSE

lol anybody have a webm of this bitch struttin to the ring

HOLY SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

SHEEEEM DEADY

PUT TO BED

CARRIED OUT IN A COFFIN

HOLY FUCK THAT SOUND

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GOODNIGHT IRENE

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EYE don't think she should fight anymore haha

BRAINDEAD
>BRAINDEAD

BRAINDEAD
>BRAINDEAD

BRAINDEAD
>BRAINDEAD

BRAINDEAD
>BRAINDEAD

BRAINDEAD
>BRAINDEAD

BRAINDEAD
>BRAINDEAD

BRAINDEAD
>BRAINDEAD

SHE FUCKING CROCOP'D THE BITCH

DEAD

>BUFFER'S COMPLETE LACK OF REACTION
He fucking hates WMMA doesn't he?

SHIN TO DA DOME MAN

>93296837
>93296845
And filtered

BRUCE BUFFER WAS UN FAZED SOMEONE CLIP THAT

her feet are going inwards lmao

What a mismatch strawweight is a joke. thats the n1 contender. she should go back and try and face nunes

Wtf i love wmma now

>le she is so good xD
cucked by Amanda twice, TWICE

The state of this fucking goof

predictionfag blown the fuck out, bet the house on cejudo

SOMEONE LINK WEBM WITH AUDIO HOLY SHIT

ROASTIE DEAD

Damn I think we just witnessed a murder

rip in peace

AHAHAHAHAHAH ROGAN IS SO FUCKING SHOOK SEEING A FEMALE KTFO

KEK FAGGOT NEEDS TO RETIRE

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>Unimpressively

That was beautiful

>bruce buffer doesn't even react

EYE IS A FUCKING BUM

Based bruce not even flinching at a woman getting knocked out cold

honestly the first ko ive seen in wmma

>not showing Eye anymore

we watched a woman die lads

Did she died?

Imagine how Tony and Cowboy feel, being upstaged by WMMA

She’s dead

This nigga layin there like she Jesus

....maybe

she ded

First death in octogon?

SEXIST MISOGYNISTS ABSOLUTELY AND ETERNALLY BTFO

>sure but it's still unimpressive
Kek
AHAHAHAH

>Bulletproof

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1000 yard stare right there

Which eye was worse?

>Cerrone's
>Jessica

RUSSIAN KILLER GIVE HER THE LESBIAN

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this is what happens when you dont cut someone after 4 straight losses

she was never even close to top tier

>Bowing to you opponents corpse
Bruh

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SHES ALIVE
SHE BLINKED

SHES ALIVE
SHE BLINKED

JESUS CHRIST

bruce barely reacted wtf

decision by murder

THAT WAS SO FUCKING BRUTAL

FUUUUUCKKKKK

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Early stoppage.

Murderer

worried mommy is worried

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FACE THE PAIN NO ESCAPE CAN YOU STEP TO THIS FACE THE PAIN NO ESCAPE CAN YOU STEP TO THIS FACE THE PAIN FACE THE PAIN RIPPING ME INTO PIECES
RIIPPPPPPPPPPPP
IINNNNNNNNG
MEEEEEEEEEEE
INTO
PIECES

OH MY FUCKING GOD

LITERALLY BETTER THAN THE DAD CERRONE AND TONY FIGHT.

Yea Forums /HEEM/ INCELS BTFO

LITERALLY DED
HOLY CHRIST
CAMERA WON'T EVEN SHOW HER

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user, I...

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>those people posting that Shev is boring

Yo did yall see the way her feet curled inwards like goddamn

>I got knocked out? But its WMMA?

WHY THE FUCK AINT THEY SHOWING JESSICA EYE????

Antonina

well she beat joanna. a very good fighter

flw lacks very good fighters, or they haven't gotten as many wins as eye. Eye was always a n alright fight, never even good.

T...that was just a trick to give you all a surprise

I gave you the right pick, the time travel must have messed with my brain. I..it's not perfect yet. Moraes will win too, you'll see

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I kinda want to edit this with cartoon sounds and put it on /wsg/. its a literal cartoon knockout

Not yet but they better brainscan her for eternal bleeding

That's why you don't throw bums at the champion.

JUST BLEED JUST BLEED JUST BLEED JUST BLEED JUST BLEED JUST BLEED JUST BLEED JUST BLEED JUST BLEED JUST BLEED JUST BLEED JUST BLEED JUST BLEED JUST BLEED

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Insightful

SHE LITERALLY WAS DEAD FOR A GOOD 4 MINUTES

Val is going to murder chookagian

IT'S MARLON TIME FILHUISH DAISH PUATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAISH

So this is the power of the Peruvian-Kyrgyzstani...

first UFC fighter killed in the ring

imagine her headkicking you like this after you fuck her and only last 30secs under her

Replay with audio NOW

damn imagine dealing with your insecurities on an image board

lmao faggot

You really need to make one with the sound here.

She must feel so sad waking up on the canvas and realising all at once that she got koed

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early stoppage

Thought I was the only one who noticed that ha ha

fucking hell she is literal female Ivan Drago

based mismatch

Which lesbian? You have to be more specific.

>Shev is gonna murder this dumb cunt.
I was right, almost

Is Henry NEXT to get heemd? Dubs say yes

shouldn't have been sanctioned lol

SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SSSSSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

DAMN AMANDA BEAT THIS GURL?!!!

The immediate family needs to be informed first.

post webm, my fightpass lagged thanks to aussie internet

they did and she got decisioned

how did she not fence up lol
what a brutal knockout

>posted during the 5 min lay and pray
my bad i shouldve time traveled

Just came back from my beer run, what I miss?

Not her fault her competition is shit

her coming to reminded me of how Chuck Ledell said, the first thing you think about when you come back after a kos is "dam i just got knocked out? I lost?" the fighters dont even think about the brain health. Modern day gladiators

any chance of a version with sound? was nasty

I love her

Kek 100% had money on Eye

What happened to her feet?

love it

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valentina is the only wmma fighter worth a shit

ShevchenGOAT.

I want to believe

>tfw WMMA is an inconvenience

Rollin for dead manlet

Goddamn that fucking CRACK.

That's what happened with Aldo McGregor

I TOLD YOU GUYS THIS WOULD BE A NIGHT OF MEMES
CEJUDO OR MORALES IS NEXT TO GET MEMED HARD

What is this ,drugs, dementia, cte, used to knocking out women?

who can stop her?

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>"sank you for giving me your soul"

Because they thought she might literally be dead.

Longest I've seen someone KO'd.

A textbook HEEM SLEEPY

nerve gas

based Bruce gives zero fucks

Does anyone still think Mcgregor would catch Ferguson?

BRAIN BLEEDING BRAIN BLEEDING

GET TO THE ER ROASTIE

Jessica keeps asking if she got knocked out. That's a concussion most likely.

STANK YOU SJECICA STANK YU SERREBODY

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JUST
FUCKING
BLEEEEEEDDDAGAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JJJUUSTTTTTT FUCKINNGGGGGG BLEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD

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what part of Kyrgyzstan you lads from?

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>I just checked reddit and they are fine with the decision. One of the most popular comments is DONT BLOW YOUR NOSE WHEN ITS BROKEN
It was a TKO not a decision.

attempted murder

Someone get the webm of Bruce not reacting.

JUST BLEED

the fuck is wrong with rogan

LOL!

rollin

All good mate, you must have entered another similar timeline.

>most devastating high kick knockouts ever in the sport
yikes

death cross

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Fuck off Toe Rogan. Gonzaga vs Cro Cop was way worse.

JFC That was brutal

Literally BTFO

Career-ending pregnancy.

Chris Cyborg

Disgusting. Who wants to see juiced up women fighting?

jessica's lil tummy is cute

>DC talking about shins to the dome
Heh

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>gets dominated on the ground on the first round
>gets ko'd the fuck out in the second round
WEW

Nunez

she has a cute voice

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Paige eats her box and forces her to submit

Tony Sperguson and a box of Kleenex™

Someone post Valentinas thick ass please

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Post some Antonina

>shevs wins unimpressibly
WRONG

CEJUDO STANDS

Halo

Lake Ysyk

duhh

HERE I GO AGAIN
ON MY OWN

should be a no contest

WILD BOYS
WILD BOYS

she seems like a nice lady

Boston

Kgb

Because she had been taking body kicks in round one and another about 10 seconds before the knockout.

Thank you Mr. Doctor. I think she might b concussed too.

He had the same face in the the aldo-mcnugget fight or some other brutal heem i cant remember

Cejudo will lose... THIS time!

>that time when the wwnba was fun to watch

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fucking apologize

lima

she even schaubed a little trying to catch soul escaping her body

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how would the man mountain do in mma lads?

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>speaks spanish better than english
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Chicago

Nigger, she is still dead

kek

he sees the script m8

>speaking spic
dropped

>winner grabs mic
>beings speaking gibberish

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that one is actually from the conor aldo fight

bruce been to a million fights he doesnt react like a pleb

Trilingual nice

Last 3 WMMA title fights invovled some one getting heemed, hopefully Holly heems that mumbling monkey next.

qt accent

she already beat nunes imo

She's Peruvian

roid gut

Jack Slack is seething right now

No one in the division has a chance 2bh.

I think they call it the fencing response, seems like your nervous system takes a shit or something

lmao why does she speak spanish?

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>the ref did not make the decision whether it was a DQ, a NC or a win for tony

shevchenko vs shevchenko is the only matchup that makes any sense

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>starts speaking spanish better than english
Did not expect that

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WMMA SO TALENTED THESE GIRLS SOO TALENTED DANCE GURL WOOOOOOOOOOO

Nunes goes for 3 belts.

>when Valentina begins to dance, and your stream freezes
What kind of a life is this?

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MY MIND IS BLOWN!

her spanish is cute

fuck off cazzie

good fight, love a good sheem

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You just know Rogan is going to go home shaken up after that.

the best thing is her little tippy toes about to break out dancing

Wow, that was pretty understandable Spanish.

Wtf she is so cute why isn't she my gf

not even top 20 la'

god she makes my dick hard

she has dual citizenship with peru im pretty sure

she has honor user a true champ/killer lady

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Heem of the year

Cejudo wins this one he's the goat in my eyes.

WOOOO DANCE

WMMA IS FULL OF SKILL

Cringe

>If you’re Jessica Eye, you have to feel good about that first round

So people from Kyrgistan are basically Chinese muslims?

I want to cuddle her and cheer her up

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Fucking gross

*kills you*
*dances*

We don’t speak beaner here. This America

>Speaks Spanish
LOL, racists and Trump fags Eternally BTFO like Jessica Eye's head.

Jesus, get a gf lad

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>lower your head and hands against a TKD black belt and former Muay Thai/Kickboxing champion
Jessica deserved that lol

Schevshenko dance gifs NAO!

she took the spicpill

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Lived in Peru.
I'm Russian myself, lived next to your neighbors in Ecuador.

she was born in peru i heard

>not just one of the best women fighters, one of the best fighters

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FATCHADS WHERE WE AT
WHY ARE WE SO GOOD AT FIGHTING?

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this desu. Cant remember the last time I saw a full blown wmma heem

Actually, i think you were right. The fight WAS very unimpressive. One good kick doesn't make the fight good, everything before was meh.
Made serious cash putting my house on these picks

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I want to make babies with Valentina.

this desu pham

>we get to see this happen to chookagian
Holy fuck

Who's ready for CejuGOAT

IT'S MARLON TIME FILHUISH DAISH PUATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAISH

FUCK OFF MONOLINGUAL KEKS

he was so shook

>English
Knocked that cunt out
>Spanish
Sacó a ese cabrón
>Russian
Bыбил этy влaгaлищe

Shit was like a webm bonanza

So happy for my girl Val.

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Who the fuck is gonna challenge Bullet at 125? DJ? Can't think of any female 125ers who would have a chance in hell.

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>you will never get sheemed by her
why even live bros

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She loves that BIG LATINO COCK

Tuivasa is that you?

she is peruvian/krygstani

she is also odd in that she makes every camp with new training partners and gyms. she probably trained in some gym in the area with lesser known talent

Central asian muslims but they are the most asian of all of them

Lads, those abs

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>So this is the power of the Peruvian-Kyrgyzstani...

fuck you are so retarded, shiii

anyway I want to see her knocking out Lesbian bitch the exact same way

Live replay with sound and Rogan traumatised.
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1560054565691.webm

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>worshipping wymn who throw feather slaps at each other

Clearly, you're the one with no gf.

I don't get it. Spanish is a white European language after all.

She's clearly der Peruaner

pls henry die

webm of the dance???

Peruvian-Kyrgyz has to be the WEIRDEST identity that has ever existed.

Plus despite being born in Kyrgyzstan and having Ukrainian parents - what language does she speak? Russian.
Baffling creature.

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PLEASE WEBM WITH AUDIO

Kek

In many ways jessica eye won the story of that fight

Actually she didn't, some judges did though

THE HAPPYYYYY WARRIORRR

this is so retarded it must be bait

I thought Peru speaks Brazilian?

Bishkek
Goodbye, /heem/. Fuck jannies.
Champ Shit Only.
Henry w

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OH NO NO NO NO

IT'S MARLON TIME FILHUISH DAISH PUATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAISH

>Peru
>Kyrgystan

Ms. Worldwide

t. gay homosexual

holy fuck that kick was art. Perfect form.

>YOU

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why dont you scroll up before i lose my temper

Now Krillen needs to heem this 5 foot tall broom and I'll go have a big wank.

Are they more chinese mixed with afghani and otheres, or just chinese who are muslims?

Valentina would kick your head off your scrawny neck m8

...

Is there any reason to watch this next fight after that?

He's an actual faggot right? That's why he's on TRT--hide that pussy faggot homo raging inside of him

That's not a reddit thing to be angry about, that's what only the worst absolute fucking cazzies want

Imagine the smell of that cock

SHEEM SLEEPY

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Rolling

>Brazilian
you mean Portuguese?

jessica eye should never fight again

You expect conservatives to be smart.
Stop that.

Kino sheem

I didn't watch the fight, but the first round was her taking Eye down. That round was probably that way to condition her for TDD. She created the chink in the armor by dominating her on the ground.

>twice
what a casual

ferser just a manly man conservative, totally not a massively repressed homo

Jessica “evil” Eye got robbed

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MARLON POARRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This is just beautiful technique and so explosive, poetry in motion

full name again please, i deleted the incest type porn out of shame

bhutanese-galapagos

Did anyone else think Cerrone had been ko'd standing up? He stiffened up completely.

>missing the main event
IF YOU LEAVE NOW THAT FUCKING BOTHER COMING BACK

Labinsk, Russia)

IM STILL CUMMING FROM ROUND 1 WHEN SHE MOLESTED HER FOR 5 MINUTES

NEW

Why does she speak Russian and not Kyrgz?

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TJ got robbed

cute feet even in a coma

time for cujudo to get heem'd stiff

felt blood rush to my dick when i saw this

>Speaks 3 languages
>Is white and blonde
>Knows how to fight
>Doesn't wear a bra
>Has perky nip nips
>Is a good shot
>Athletic
>Knows how to dance
>Is most likely Christian
f-fuck bros

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how does he win though???

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For me? It's 7

But what if the loser is knocked out?

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>É A HORA DO MARLÃO
É A HORA DO MARLÃO
>É A HORA DO MARLÃO
É A HORA DO MARLÃO
>É A HORA DO MARLÃO
É A HORA DO MARLÃO
>É A HORA DO MARLÃO
É A HORA DO MARLÃO
>É A HORA DO MARLÃO
É A HORA DO MARLÃO

Remember when Henry disgraced Snek? I do.

MIRD-141

haha seeething
conor drdet

headliners
>women
>midgets
why you stream?

NEW

she wasn't out, you can see her give the thumbs up with the right hand.
terrible stoppage.

how is she so perfect bros

GIVE KRILLEN YOUR ENERGY

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Watch cazzies make up excuses for cowboys loss

I hate this man so fucking much

YOU CAN LITERALLY HEAR HER GO "HUUUOOOOOO"

Do you think he lets his bull go bareback?

She knows it's the ultimate based identity

They are mixed. They have distinctive look like everyone else in that region so I don't think their nationality is artificial

Andrade vs karolinafu

Should have been Mackenzie Dern

Getting hungry, faggot?

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>not posting Kyrgyzian sluts
come on

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orange county

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Cejudo is 100x the wrestler+fighter that Askren and DC are

must have been rooting for the brown eye

>"She ate three massive body kicks, so now she has to worry about these, look at her hands on that last kick, going down to block her body and she gets knocked out!"

HAHAHAHA DCs EXPLANATION

haha

thanks

So there some noticeable difference between azerbejani/kazakhastani/kyrgistani and mongols?

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who this

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Askren is 1000x the GOAT that Cringeudo is.

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Nice bellies are the best

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he's carrying the weight of a child

the public doesn't like to see women fight as much as men. So they don't show it like they would for a man.

kick boxers are the most entertaining fighters

That's good and all but I'm pretty sure at that range I'd be pretty accurate too.

yea must be hard outwrestling all 5 of the other males in the US who weigh 100 lbs

id bet on tatiana or jessica moving up to challenge her

ahahahah
Boofer does a lot of drugs and fucks 19 year olds. He's nuts.

just some random kyrgiz whore for 50$/hr

>valentina is the only wmma fighter worth a shit
Yes!

Are you the same russian?

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name?

Shev is an ethnic Russian, not a Kyrgyz

No idea man just found it here a while ago

Damn, even the children's MMA championship is better than the woman's

Hope Moraes kills this faggot

found it
instagram : yardenbahar

>>the ref did not make the decision whether it was a DQ, a NC or a win for tony
The ref didn't do anything. Cowboy cried for a doctor before the round and the doctor called the fight. So it's a TKO. Dumbfuck.

Nice

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This is a few mins from my house. My buddy shoots with her at another outdoor range.

Fuck off homophobe rat

fucking sauce my guy

You said she was korean.
>25 yo korean single mother in SPb Russia. She's 148 cm tall

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croatia hates homophobes

>manlet division main
Kek

Is Bildo Snob a good firghter?

yeah pretty big differences. khazaks and kyrgistanis are sort of an intermediary asian-indo-european group, while mongols are almost completely asians and azerbaijanis are more heavily mixed with persian/greek/armenian/georgian/other 'white' groups etc.

...

BASED HENRY

TRIPLE C C C BABY U CAN DO IT CEJUDO

CEJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cringe
fuck Henry

BASED HENRY
FELLOW MANLETS WERE WE AT

This image has final boss aesthetics

BASED CEJUDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEETHE MORE HUEMONKEYS

Holy shit Joe Rogan is tall

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URIAH FABER WHERE YOU AT

Eww what? That girl needs to eat a sandwich.

100% of those are FAKE TITS
OP said natty