>Larry Bird
>looks like a bird
Larry Bird
Juan Barnes
Michael Peterson
>Dan MARINE-o
>played for the Dolphins
Christopher Morris
>danny drinkwater
>he drinks water
Ryan Gonzalez
looks liike a potatoe
Thomas Carter
Posting in epic bread. Fuck Canada
Gavin Sanders
>Rain Man
>Played for Seattle
Shiggy Diggy
Isaiah Rogers
best thread on Yea Forums rn
Camden Murphy
MORE I NEED MORE
Austin Gutierrez
Fund it
Jaxson Ward
>Rain Man
>rained his fertile seed into 19 different women forcing him to play pro basketball in Europe and China until he was 45 just to pay the child support
Jason Russell
>Eden Hazard
>is a hazard for defenders
Cooper Wood
Surely he'll have over 19 kids to pay for his retirement for him right?
Parker Morgan
>Wilt “The Stilt”
>Fucked 20,000 women
Makes no sense but it works
Kevin Hernandez
>Steven Matz
>plays for the Mets
Carter Adams
There will never be a better player appearance/team matchup than the fact that John Elway played for the Denver Broncos.
Cameron Davis
>Arsenel Wenger
>coached Arsenal
Anthony Green
>The Rapist
>Rapes
Aiden Roberts
>Scott BROWN
>Pic related
Adam Johnson
>Tim Duncan
>Dunks
Jaxon Collins
>Kobe
>put his beef in a white girl’s butthole
Owen Gray
>Shaq
>is the size of a shack
Xavier Flores
>michael jordan
>wears jordans
Aiden Watson
>Jim Brown
>played for the Browns
Hudson Evans
Colton Ortiz
>Unai Emery
>works in the Emeryates stadium
Henry Nguyen
not whilst driving
Dominic James
>Nickell Robey-Coleman
>plays as the nickleback
It took me a long time to figure out they were saying his name and not his position
Adrian Brown
Mind literally blown
Carter Moore
real intriguing coincidence here
Gavin Young
>Roberto Mancini
>managed Manciti
Asher Bennett
>magic johnson
>made magical plays
wtf