UFC 238 LIVE on ESPN+ Paperview Gamethread #6

Karolina should reproduce with someone other than Pat Barry

undefeated, undefeatable

LAW OF THE JUNGLE

She gassed and Nina just turned it up on her, started landing a lot.
Shades of Coleman / Williams

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El PooPooey

Cejudo's win was a fluke and 90% of the UFC is on PEDs so who cares

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COPE
>COPE
COPE
>COPE
COPE
>COPE
COPE
>COPE
COPE
>COPE
COPE
>COPE
COPE
>COPE
COPE
>COPE

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imagine grappling with Tatiana ahah

>fucking

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holy shit Amanda is gunna cum inside Nina tonight bros

AHHHHHHHHH

schabu

stream? my romanian shit isn't working

Henry finna dab all over the division

believe

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god women with black eyes are hot

now that r/mmastreams is gone where do we go?!

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imagine watching this fucking trash with the sound turned on

>Joe getting her record wrong
Hes finally gone senile

Tatiana did nothing. Got hurt at the end and failed every shot. 10-8 for sure. They said they were moving on from this 10-8 = domination.

I’m not sure I’m following you

LMAO THEY HIT TEENAGE WASTELAND TOO EARLY

Any streams?

I wonder what she was about to say

I would let Tatiana wrestlefuck me, if you catch my drift

LETS FUCKING GO TAI

Nina's the bottom tonight

>le female Khabib!
Andrade will murder this poor girl

El CuckUy

>post yfw Cejudo gets that #1 pound for pound spot

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Based. Suarez best fightfu

ESPN.com

DUDE BOXING
A BROKEN JAW MAN

givemereddit.stream/stream/5cfc084d0c0ca5cfc084d0c0cf
crackstreams.com/mma/1/
daddylive.live/channels/stream-4.php
strims.world/c/g1.php
jamunanews.net/sport/mma/a2.html
hailhydra.xyz/ufc-238-cejudo-vs-moraes/
watchkobestreams.info/mma2.php
freesport.xyz/p/ufc-238-cejudo-vs-moraes.html
streamos.live/2019/06/f94761b67f8d.html
footballstreamers.club/ufc-238-cejudo-vs-moraes/
sites.google.com/view/mmastreambackup/home

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Go back like three threads and get some links, faggot.

Feels good watching the UFC with my 4channel friends

We all use pay per view now mate
streaming copyrighted content is illegal, please dont ask again as even asking is against the rules and a bannable offence
thanks mate

based buff correll poster

Stream?

What happens now? My ESPN switched to Boxing

Does anyone unironically like Dildoshaw?

absolutely DESERVED

Need a st/reem/

>You won't get to watch when Amanda invites Tatiana back to their hotel room to rough Nina up a little more for losing

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>face the pain never ever

fuck ESPN

where are you finding these?

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crackstreams.com/mma/1/

crackstreams(doooot)com/(mma)/1

replace dot with a period and remove the parenthesis

>stream buffering
death to swedes

secret :)

I fucking love these intros by Ron Perlman

ELESSDEE123 I'M BEGGING YOU TO SPEAK TO ME, I NEED YOU RIGHT NOW

>stun opponent multiple times
>noticeably rock her
>instead of swarming her with under a minute left
>you opt to stare at her like a deer in the head lights

weeeew, never watching "wmma" again..

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>YO LIL DANA
nah sorry im putting on face the pain

see

AHHHHHHH WHY IS MY STREAM PLAYING BOXING

bwahahahaha why even live

...

If Tai wins I'm getting a pizza

what pizza should I get heem?

He's getting slept tonight though.

Wrestlers are used to going 100% all the time and don't always learn to pace themselves when they make the jump

>DANA I WANT MY TITLE SHOT!!

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Why the fuck are none of the streams showing the ppv

hey now

YO

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1560045952223.webm

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lads
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

Pan pizza from Pizza Hut

beer and shoe

Should I go to a bar and watch the ppv? Feel bad streaming and not supporting Ferg and cowboy

HERO

refresh the page idiot

god can we just get to the Yea Forums vs. reddit fight?

where are you ordering from

can't wait to watch fergbro btfo cowboi

Roquefort, grilled pepper, chopped grilled meat, bacon and fried egg

all these streams are so fucking behind

LIL DONNY

large pizza with cheese

Classic Australian dish. Ham cheese and pineapple

Dana is a genius, boosting PPV numbers by showing boxing instead.

I don't won't cursing with my bloodshed. Cut her.

I NEED A MINUTE TO MYSELF

it'd probably be more fun, sure

Which fight is that?

disgusting mutt

SPECIAL
>SPECIAL
SPECIAL
>SPECIAL
SPECIAL
>SPECIAL
SPECIAL
>SPECIAL
SPECIAL
>SPECIAL
SPECIAL
>SPECIAL

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Is Joe wearing lifts?

yeah, support the fighters

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Same but I cant support ESPN or the nonsensical MMA rules or judging.

that was adorable tbqh

all 3 are manlets

Chicago paying respects to The Count
instagram.com/p/ByeK6zAhSlF/

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my stream is showing the ppv, i dunno about you

LAST CALL
GET YOUR PICKS

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Always.

they might actually fine her couple thousand for that lmao

Eagle boys

stay home and just buy a pride month shirt.

am I gonna have to say it? fine

not hearing Face the Pain is RIPPING ME INTO PIECES

Dominos prob most the local shops are closing soon

Schaub

you couldn't understand

buy a pride shirt to show support

I cannot stop fucking shitting. FUCK SHITTLE CAESARS

wholesome as fuck, what a great guy

GGG should be fighting soon

That Eye highlight reel is dire, just multiple shots of her flailing.

half of these picks are spammy

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wtf happened to /mmastreamz

one of those round ones

>the hw champion is barely taller than Joe Rogan

Incredibly impressive that manlets are the GOAT hw's, DC and Fedor both compete after brutal height cuts.

i love when JOe Rogan does the fight hes the best in the business

how long until ferg and cowboy I need to go to the gym soon. closes early here. want to know if i can catch the fight.

Lads we need to find the best heemer among us to get into the ufc so they can use Face the Pain as their walkout as a fuck you to espn and dana

i got free Domino's accounts. want 1?

schaub'd

Cejudo was short circuiting during the weigh ins. Nigga looks like he bout to fly into an autistic rage.

bars pay out the ass for it you're supporting them either way

I doubt Ferg gets PPV points not being main or co anyways

i have to assume ferggy is 4chin

Oh shit I thought I was the only one, little ceasars is fucking toxic

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Basedping

How is Joe Rogan only 1 inches shorter than the 6'2 Cormier?

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i wonder how much they die inside every time they have to try and hype up wmma

xcnatch (Randy Couture)
Ya that’s terminal 2 at JFK in ny behind me ! Do not fly #delta-airlines 2 weeksago they stole my shit ! Tonight they closed the gate 10 minutes early and wouldn’t let me on the plane ! I watched that plane and argued with the gate agent for 20 minutes! that was a first class ticket ! Said they called my name ! I say bullshit. I was sitting right there ! Not flying #deltaairlines again ! Period ! And neither should you !
instagram.com/p/ByeMGD5FtNa/

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link plz

megan olivi looking sexy as fuck tonight

FACE THE PAIN

Do you have a source for this?

Seriously bro, theres like 40 legit picks there max

Yeah, I'm thinking she's gonna be champ for a while...

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based and redpilled

fuck schaub
fuck dana
fuck isreal

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he is standing on a box. look how short his torso is.

At least they play it in the arena but its not the same

catch these hands boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>can faintly hear face the pain in the arena
NO ESCAPE CAN YOU STEP TO THIS
FACE THE PAIN
FACE THE PAIN
RIPPING ME INTO PIECES

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She's literally got PTSD after being robbed at gunpoint. Afraid she might be flushed now

get a thin crust (light cheese, extra sauce) chicken and sausage, add on their spicy wing dip and pour it over the chicken yourself

dc is 5'9 and joe is wearing 3 inch lifts

It's the third to last fight, bit who knows man people may be getting knocked out and shit

Fuck rule enforcers

Tai
River
Cerrone
Shevchenko
Ce "literally who?" Tho

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Could you imagine having to stand next to that monkey and maintain a professional demeanor. Plus, he on fucking stilts. Hate italians.

he has small pp

No Thank you friend I have a coupon anyways

cheers though!

>6'2 Cormier

Fuck I should have picked Peter
My picks have been JUSTED once again.

Cowboy is my fav but have a feeling tony comes in hard with autism rage and heems him in under minute

come on you bulgarian, knock out this shoey cunt

papa johns vs domino's?
both in my city help me american posters

>watching fat heavyweights who only started learning how to throw punches a few years ago

I'm starting to think this semen slurping sport aint for me

leave now to make sure you get in the door and you can watch there

Got a bad feeling my boys Tai, Yan and Cejudo are all getting wrestle-fucked tonight :((((((

you forgot the best one

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Why do people like Tuivassa?

He’s literally that fat annoying kid that talks too much sit

i just think is unusual to have this much of picks, realy meakes you think

It's actually pretty sick when they play it in the arena if you're in the crowd

Is Tony really 5'11''? He looks almost the same size as rogan here youtube.com/watch?v=6cIQSenktBI

is there no new subreddit? wtf

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

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I wish I was there but just me and BISPING

Right lads, in honour of Tai fighting
What part of Aboriginal Australia you from

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DC height frauds 2". He's 5'9 3/4" tops.

favorite female fighter?

for me, it's the Kween

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Glad they are explaining the rules, I'm sure many new fans are buying their first ppv to watch manlets and wmma.

suit yourself. I have been eating free pizza for weeks.

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TFW I am going to be on the beaches of Italy during UFC 239 and I am going to miss my boy Ben Askren fuck up Masvidal....

reddit discord

He's 22 and doing decent at heavy weight.
Hits hard and has a lot of potential.

TONY VS COWBOY COME THE FUCK ON GET THESE NOBODIES OUT OF THE WAY

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>Abo flag
Fuck, I change guys to Blagoy

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shes fine Brazilians are used to it

Tony gets hit a lot and Cowboy is on a roll - could go either way honestly, shame its not 5rnd

These 2 fat cavement are going to save the night lads

There were 170 posters last thread
There are about 180 picks, and the picks have been open for about 5 days seems possible to me.
Might switch to google forms, not sure yet

>8 wins
>7 KOs

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tai is based and my boy

the man has hair up to his cheekbones

has never fighting anyone like me

moraes is gonna win, henry is hurt.
that will be the story of the fight

yan is a meme and will get exposed, it's these two fat fucks i'm worried about

papa john better ingredients but domino have better cheese

kek blagoy dgaf about talking shit
sounds like he was just reading a script

i thought Australian were white?

Dominos is better in my experience not sure what its like in the EU though

Papa Johns kinda sucks but they used to give a ton of Pizzas away for free during Football games

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tai looks like one of those blokes who is really friendly then wants to knock everyone out after 4 beers

Maybe she stop living in a favela. She's got money now... move to a civilized country free from hue monkeys.

There is, but they're getting shut down regularly now. Look for a discord to join where links can be shared openly.

god this fucking fluff. get to the tony cowboy fight i want sleep.

Ivanov is literally going to flush him in a few moments

their only international-level athletes are brown.

>polish flag
of course chicago

i always thought it looked cool on no face

Tai finna bouta gas after 3 minutes again

>Fight fans have waited a long time for Blagoy Ivanov to fight in the UFC
Who of you have been lying to Jon Anik?

Doninos is the worst pizza on the market. Literally oven pizza tier. Just get pizza hut, 2 topping large carry out for $8.60

fucking this
is your friend then drinks a few then says "fuck you cunt"

why women mma fighters don't have destroyed noses?

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bum bum pooyvasa vs a neanderthal with a stab wound.

Need violence after those absolute cans on the prelims

He used to go out looking for street fights in Sydney so your not wrong.

what is this music? it is based.

A nigger with taste

>rogan walking around in bare feet

I was not aware there was a choice

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They don't hit as hard.

i heard pappa is good shit. dominas is shit

imagine being a bulgarian

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And she can look for a new wife while she's at it, she deserves better

Look at this chad

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>oven pizza

This man is an absolute unit

/heem/cord
discord.gg/fEvKgd

Darug and Gundungurra land bruh

I didn't take your petrol cunt fuck off you dog

Take your AR with you a shoot some of the cunts that will be crossing the sea on rubber dinghys

Ate some spicy hot dogs before I went to bed and feel a big schaub brewing in ny stomach

should've picked blagoy

If Ivanov wins a decision my parlay hits.

>be me
>fat cunt who has done nothing with my life
>turn on ufc
>a fat cunt the same age as me is fighting on the main card

Gonna bet on Ivanov, didn’t know he was coming in as underdog

sexist pig desu

Nose strengthening by sucking dicks

LMAO Bryan Adams

This kid from Australia is such a faggot

HAHA BIG FIGHTER MAN WALK OUT TO SOFT MUSIC

EPIC!!!

atleast pshero is living life
youtube.com/watch?v=JW8DNStF3TE

either they gas out or we get a mega heem

>literally hails from Holden Kingswood
BASED

PLS LET ME IN, IM NOT TOO LATE YET
MORAES
VAL
TONY
YAN
TAI

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Gonna kill the abbos yet, aussies?

DC needs to shut up.

look into my eyes- bryan adams

yeah like red barron

hnnnnnnng reminds me of kathia the pornstar

Domonios EuroBro - n get that lava cake for your girl

literally just start doing mma
You dont need skill or wrestling at heavyweight just heem other fat cunts

>he orders frozen pizza
Oh no no no

Expect DC to be bias towards his fellow AKA fag

bit of a dag isn't he

youre fat to the core, Tai would have some muscle under all that flab

Based walkout

lads i missed the last round OF SUAREZ/NINA, can anyone break it down?
did Suarez just gas?

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DON'T. LET. IT. SET. IN.

ABO ABO ABO
OI OI OI

>Tuivasa says he's in the best shape of his life
>still looks like a brown condom filled with pudding

>BS: Hey, Dana, I want to use this kinda fun 80s hair metal song
>DW: No, are you serious, this is a fight organization. Now get out of my office
>*BS exits
>DW: Fucking goof

>hw for the first fight of the main card
rip picks

have sex

>You dont need skill or wrestling at heavyweight

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He seems like such a cunt.

most of them are lisbeans

Tuivasa is awful

gas out first round guarantee

I'm not, they all hit harder than you tho

What was that flag?

Moraes
Shevchenko
El Cucuy
Rivera
Tai

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*spits in heem's beer*

BS?

For me, it's Ngan'gikurunggurr

>walks out to everything I do
legit champ, not everyone has to walk out to mumble nog shiggy shiggy
Also easy to see his heritage, not so much most burger fighters

>(whining)

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Tai has surprisingly good cardio for a HW

>belt is cursed
>every new champ comes thru worse than one before
>how fucked next girl will be?

Brendan Schaub, of course

coral you here bro

She gassed and was getting caught a bit at the end.

abo flag, niggers of Australia

What song was it and whos BS

coming in late with the right picks hombre

seething nerds

This but unironically

Just look at Magoomba

ivanovs walkout music feels

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Disgusting

Why would you watch a Rogan's comedy special?

I thought Tai was like 22

The fighters, the podcaster, or the showtime fights presenter and analyst?

Did Tai lose weight?

the goy finna heem this abbo

CEJUDO
SHEVCHENKO
TONY
YAN
IVANOV

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Still have to suck dick to get ahead in life.

i love his song very sexy

revved

the t shirt mogul

doodoo magumbo?

Tai with the 1st round KO

yeah like 30 pounds

he actually started training

All these optimal heavyweight bodies

>Tai Tuivasa
more like
>Tie Your Shoes

Our PPV opener, a heavyweight CLASH in the heavyweight division

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I invented Tai Pooivassa

HEEM!!!

uhhh where do i go now that mmastreams got v&?

are there faggots who actually post multiple picks? Kill those niggers desu

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Alberto del Rio has really let himself go.

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not thread related but are rogan's standups funny?
I follow him on insta and he often posts about his shows, I feel like he sells tickets more for his podcast than the actual standup lol

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>TAI
>VALENTINA
>TONY
>YAN
>MORAES

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kill yourself nig

when's ya boi eryk fighting again

"a phenomenal boxer"

If that was true.. he'd be in boxing where he could make a lot more than this semen slurping sport.

>WAKE UP BLAGOY, IT'S OVER.

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>Mr. Steal yo shoes

imagine the smell

Ivanov please just win a boring decision and you'll be my boy, get brutally finished or get a brutal finish and I'll never forgive you.

see

I hate looking at Tuvi's stomach flopping around

do NOT include this late pick.

JESUS BLESS

SNIFFFFF

I was very impressed when Tuivasa heemed that french guy a while ago

wasn't there a fight like this at the start of Witcher 2

I never understood how he has a career in comedy. I guess America is the best place in the world if someone so unfunny can make millions in comedy, travel the country with packed venues all while being boring af

your mum didn't seem to mind

God damn I wish I was a big ol fatfuck like this. Eek out a decent living fighting with minimal technique, don't even have to bother with cardio because the whole division gasses in 1 round.

Being a HW must be nice.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kek fucking asutralia does it again what a country of bums

DROPPED LIKE A SACK OF SHIT

not my favourite comedian but i think hes funny yeh.

chat did you clip it

who's Dana constantly chatting to?

heem droppy

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fucking heavyweights mang

fuck tai don't fuck up my picks

What a fat fucking can

brain damage: am i a joke to you?

thats a meme i learned from twitter
let me know if it made you laugh bros

>2019
>Not rocking a cumberband tattoo

Plebs

GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS

This. He isn't funny at all

defends some fat fuck nig

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Bum bum gassed its over

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HEEM SHOOEY

ESHAY ADLAYS

Anyone got a good stream mine is shit

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ask anything to a huezilian criminal guys
be quick ill be avaible until Moraes start mauling the other guy who i forgot the name

go

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Name a better Bulgarian fighter than Ivanov.

Heavyweights dropping fucking leather LETS GO

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holy shit lol, tai needs to learn to box

Need to flush tai down the same toilet they put Justin Willis

nigger
^ that's a joke I learned looking at you

I hate the weird fake steins on the UFC trunks. it looks like someone bukkaked their trunks.

Big boy Blagoy

Upboated

>Nissan AE86 drifts into scene

Tai is clearly concussed but he needs to keep his hands up and quit going for those low kicks

Ivan will KO him soon

a fuckin a toadaso

I sometimes feel like stand up is one thing he considers 'manly' among hunting, fishing and fighting. He does it as a hobby and to pump up his ego more than anything.

>People got brainwashed by UFC marketing into thinking a fat abo alcoholic is a good fighter

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POOI POOIVASA FINNA SLEEP

I think my parlay is going to cash with a Ivanov decision. It's finally going my way boys.

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Tuivasa will die lol

daniel cormier called tuivasa a phenomenal boxer.. and he cant even throw a fucking jab..

Why the fuck a wrestler who only learned to punch in his late 20s talking about boxing

He made millions off Fear Factor and rides his fame from all his other non-comedy gigs to get audiences for his "stand up"

WHY THE FUCK DID I PICK TUIVASA I'M SUCH A BRAINLET

tuivasa is a can, what the fuck

these heavyweights still have their chins

Ivanov looking nice and flowy at the end there

i knew it
i dun goofed

>t. angry virgin

2 sloppy fat cunts, nice

I thought he did great against Junior. looks like shit tonight though

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that smash cut actually got a chuckle out of me, though I dont remember that bit in context.

These people have fucking boulders instead of their heads

*sends BOPE your IP address*

I could fuck both of these fat niggas up

>he'll have to kill me
here's hoping.

Leddit only has 2 streams up

he's cted from the bones dickings

Toyota

>tfw have the same bodytype as professional mma fighters

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no one:
absolutely no one:
me: lol! this meme is epic

i like the kiwi accent
"toik yoi toime, respec dat ponch"

Tuivasa is German for toilet water

Tuivasa’s belly button is a black hole

Someone should throw a sausage roll into the ring

i invented poo toiletvasa

no you couldn't.

>tfw you picked poovaisi

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woah! haha so wacky! he's so crazy lol!

how do I make a quick buck without commiting something too violent O mighty macaco
not squeamish about blood just no access to big boy weapons

yrj

except they're Aussies

HEEM WOBBLY

who wins the decision?

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Why can't heavyweights ever keep their guard up? Like are they that out of shape it's too tiring for them? Even Volkov couldn't manage it.

bum bum pooyassa is a fat little can

SAMBO #1

Andy ruiz would fucking ruin these cunts lmao..

MMA is so gay why am i watching this trash

kek

In many ways diabetes won the fight

His career started with Newsradio and took off from there. I think his comedy is cringe and unnatural.
His comedy is like watching Darren Till fight.

fat rusev

Does tuivasa have a tramp stamp?

READY FOR A THREE ROUND HW BANGER?

tht one guy sounded more like a new zealander
im no expert though
the vowels are more clipped

Tai is a fucking B U M

reminder lewis was losing until he won

>OH I HURT HIM! Better run forward and get clinched instead of aiming!

Last week the entire boxing world mocked Andy Ruiz for being a fat fuck fighter at heavyweight

But in MMA, at heavyweight fucking EVERYONE looks like him.
We're a laughing stock.

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dagestan sila...

FUCK YOU AUSFAGS MY PICKS ARE RUINED

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2 fat fucks huffing and puffing at each other.

picks about to go sleepy already lads

I actually laughed not for the joke but because I understood your reference to the joke
what a time to be alive

I'll listen and let you know

Gonna come down to who dies of a heart attack first.

This card has been pretty trash. If Cerrone - Ferguson isn't a 3 round war I'll be fuming. I'd be so disappointed if it's like his RDA fight.

prime schaub would heem these two

both are gassed

Is this abo Samuel Morse cause he's really telegraphing

Was the Grasso vs Kawolkacie fight as hot as it seemed it would be? I missed it

smuggle some lança perfume bottles thru the border and you will get rich
everyone uses this drug here specially rich kids

getting some Dada vs Kimbo vibes going into the 3rd here heem

>tfw you picked Ivanov

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Ryan Hall would sub both these bums

BRUH HES GONNA HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK

hes fucking tired you mong

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the good ol kimbo dada huh

>No contest, the ring broke
Bruh lmao!

if you dont reply to this post your ferguson is gonna get heemed tonight

ausbros... i don't feel so good

OH JEEZ

When did Rogan turn into Mr Slave

HW is worse than WMMA

Dada-esque in his cardio joe

Friendly reminder UFC will eventually adopt 3 minute rounds.

I guarantee you didn't even know who Andy Ruiz was until a week ago cazzy..

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>just casually tapping a guy on the shoulder while he's choking a dude

Yeah great reffing, gas this fucking wop ref.

HE TAPPED
HE TAPPED
HE TAPPED
HE TAPPED
HE TAPPED

Who's winning?

you prolly just as fat

wtf

THAT TAP

tfw just remembered how badly tuivasa robbed arlovski
they gonna do it again

God is looking out for me today, that very nearly ruined my parlay.

joe rogan
>two guys in the center of the octagon banging eachother

I saw the tap

THANKS

He's been a literal faggot for about a decade

They should base categories in body fat percentage instead of weight. I can't stand those fat fucks with their bellies hanging out, slow and gassing at round 1.

There goes half the picks (including mine)

Holy shit he tapped a second after the horn. Fucking lucky

HE FUCKING TAPPED

He held that choke after the bell

also

>gasss

HE TAPPED ITS OVER

fuck off

imagine if Justin Gaethje weighed 250 lbs

WTF? He tapped

sperg fans

How did Tai almost beat JDS. This is embarrassing

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>That soi Seahawks fan

>Holding the sub after the buzzer.
I hope he gets heemed.

JUSTDIE

shows how retarded biased commentators can be
>great boxer!
>he's so much faster!
>gets hit in the face repeatedly

Ivanov

??????????????????????????

TAI TUIVASA IS A FAT, UNEDUCATED, OBNOXIOUS, RUDE, ABO, UNFUNNY, CHEESY, GAS SNIFFING, CRINGEWORTHY, OVERHYPED N I G G E R

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Pooivasa getting deleted in real time

fucking russians

>name ivanov
>does sambo
>orthodox cross

so bulgarians are basically russian

Reminder all divisions under lightweight should be removed

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>two fat fucks
scraping the barrel eh dana?

tap tap tap

>tapping after the bell

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amazing tuivasa gave away that round, what a fucking can

How much lint would come out of Tuivasa’s belly button do you reckon

blagoy is out on his feet. he didn't even know the round ended.

>R3 for heavyweights

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Tuivasa is a can desu

white dress, glasses, big titties yeah?

FAT NO HEART BITCH

Ivanov 20-18

For fucking real, he held it like a piece of shit

WHY THE FUCK DID I PICK TUIVASA

That tap was to get the guy off cuz the horn

MILK TRUCK WARNING

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Pooeyvasa is halfway round the u-bend already.

lmaooooooooooooooooo

btw stipe also tapped

he tapped because it was 4 seconds after the horn and he was still holding him

you fucking spergs

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You may not like it but this is what peak HW MMA looks like.

Marlon
Valentina
Tony
Jimmie

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ITS ALL RIGHT BECAUSE IM SAVED BY THE BELL!

Palhares was confirmed retarded right?

what a dirty fucking play

Picks=flushed

DC shilling for aka fellow holding chokes

imagine spamming guillotines when you have no clue what you're doing

MOMMY

>gets hit in the face repeatedly
yeah that's a fight works m8

I just have a sicking feeling this will be a last minute finish.

twitter.com/yasharza/status/1137531230105288704?s=21
Wtf is isi doing

Reminder that Tito tapped

>letting yourself get pulled to the ground from a guillotine
kek

Who is this?

new

Shoulda watched his fight against Arlovski.

who?

Got ourselves an extended crowdshot after the odd round end

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attention seeking as always

this fight is fucking terrible

Did people actually think Tui would win this? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BUMS

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winner fights nugumba?

This card is so bad.

can ivanov fight with any urgency whatsoever

also why is joe acting like it's close. ivanov is up 2 rounds surely

Did this fat fuck heem my picks?

hes like the fast food of comedy, cheap slapstick humor and wolf noises

>cant even box a bulgarian
Abo cunts confirmed retards?

such a low level fight. its like watching one of those russian slapping contests. they're just standing their exchanging fights.

Retard

yeah i remember that fight

unless blagoy gets robbed, my picks are goofed at the first hurdle

These 2 fat fucks suck.

>watching ufc in your room
>suddenly your mom walks in
>opens door, watches your screen
>two 250+ lbs big boys without their shirt on hugging and rubbing their faces and touching each other
>her eyes are wide open, she is speechless
one phrase what do you say?

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lol to think these guys are in the same division as stipe and cormier

tuivasa won last two rounds but i could see a robbery

Stream?

>30-27

These judges are nuts

heem.com

>30-27

Fuck these judges are awful

*ting ting ting* I am here to announce that these fat pieces of shit don't count, you picks remain unheemed

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Thanks mr skeltal

*flushing sounds*
Oh looks it's wondermeme and my boy

I saw Ivanov clearly winning all 3 rounds too.

Nevermind man, fuck it, don't include my picks

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Don't fucking judge me, mom. I'll cut myself.

tuivasa gave away 2nd round by going to his knees for no reason on that retarded guillotine

then he gave away 3rd round by staying clinched for 3 minutes after he had ivanovs leg broken

absolute fucking meathead

This UFC card sucks. That's what I'd say because my mom already knows I watch UFC.

>giving round away by strangling your opponent

Soipilled and based.

Fuck Jimmie, I'm rooting for based Ruskie this match.

DID YOU GUYS NOTICE THAT GIANT MOTHER FUCKER IN THE CUBS SHIRT

>CUBS SHIRT
you mean bears shirt?

we was fucking almost missed my flight i wasnt even tripping i said its alright yeah god damn we was hit last night wouldnt you rather get along wouldnt you rather get along

jimmer's poor chin.

>born in new jersey
>comes out with puerto rico flag
fuck puerto ricans

disgusting welfare queens

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Us russians are better men than other whites.

Stronger DNA.

After western countries fail from leftism.. we will be here to pick up the pieces. Degenerate fucks.

Oh shit the last Yan fight was a banger

just remembered dana put a female fight before the main instead of cowboy vs tony. based retard

cow boy himself recently told everyone how the whole ppv thing works. If you dont have ppv point in your contract you dont get shit. Youtube it

r/mmastreams is gone

where do I go to find links now?

see

Good shit lads

now that's a good coach
>throw caution to the wind, throw your fucking hands

yan wins

"why is there not only legkicks, tiger mauy thai... look at those leg kicks, his left leg is done"

Tony time

Nah youve gotta watch the wamen first

Does anyone really care about wahmen and midget fighting?