Munhoz & Aljo banging out their differences edition
>Next Henry Cejudo vs. Marlon Moraes Valentina Shevchenko vs. Jessica Eye Tony Ferguson vs. Donald Cerrone Jimmie Rivera vs. Petr Yan Tai Tuivasa vs. Blagoy Ivanov Tatiana "Brappy Taty" Suarez vs. Nina "Mrs Amanda Nunes" Ansaroff
>Now Aljamain Sterling vs. Pedro Munhoz
>Previously Alexa Grasso def. Karolina Kowalkiewicz via unanimous decision (30-27 x3) Calvin Kattar def. Ricardo Lamas via first-round KO (4:06) | Watch finish Xiaonan Yan def. Angela Hill via unanimous decision (29-28 x3) Darren Stewart def. Bevon Lewis via unanimous decision (29-28 x2, 30-27) Eddie Wineland def. Grigory Popov via second-round TKO (4:47) Katlyn Chookagian def. Joanne Calderwood via UD (30-27, 29-28 x2)
Sterling will not get a title shot with that performance.
Justin Hernandez
fucking love high level mma lads
Ethan Wilson
These guys are true WARRIORS this is an absolute WAR
Lincoln Diaz
Not sure how to score this one. For sure Sterling was closer to getting heemed, but he consistently landed more. Gonna go with 29-28 Sterling
Kevin Edwards
moderately spicy
Joseph Mitchell
Cody kills both. All his losses were flukes
Ethan Lopez
well that was a banger brehs
John Rogers
It's honestly insane how much better the average boxer is than the average MMA fighter, let alone comparing the cream of the crop. Deontay Wilder could roll off the couch, strap on 4 ounce gloves, and beat Jon Jones into a living death in MMA in under a rounds, and in boxing it wouldn't even last a minute. Jon Jones looks like a spastic autismite on stilts compared to Wilder, I cannot emphasise this enough. Jon is the undisputed GOAT of MMA and yet if he applied himself to a real sport like boxing he wouldn't even get beyond the regional level. That's how astrologically huge the difference in skillset is between MMA and boxing. >but the takedown! wrestling! Are you serious? Are you serious? Be serious. These are world class athletes, they aren't just going to flop onto their backs like some drunk MMA retard. A boxer needs to be almost knocked clean out before he even considers falling from his feet, and trust me some drooling MMA dopenut trying to clobber a boxer with wild telegraphed meathooks isn't gonna even touch a boxer's guard let alone get through it.
Well if Marlon wins, then it's going to be tough since he heemed Aljo in 1. If Cejudo wins he'll probably get it, short of Cruz returning
Tyler Murphy
Does anyone else think AJ Sterling looks very similar to Raheem Sterling?
Mason Ramirez
Aljo looks sloppy as fuck but somehow he just barely manages to not get hit
Christopher Campbell
agreed
Jonathan Thompson
Aljo won easily.
Anyone got an acestream link?
Bentley Richardson
Sterling looks roided.
Lucas Robinson
Fucking kino fight lads Its a pity aljo is such a powerlet, if he had any heem points munhoz wouldve been out many times over >tfw some people actually fucking think munhoz wasn't totally and completely outclassed
Fuckin broke this month, boys. anybody have link to a stream?
Ryan Myers
I'M STEVE OWSTEN
Luis Martin
kek is this real
Luke Evans
really good fight for both guys.
Thomas Gomez
That was very close. Sterling had the better points, but the other dude was always pressing forward and seemed to have the heavier punches. I give it to Sterling by split decision.
Jason Jackson
>Announcers are talking Munhoz up as an amazing striker >Sterling has to feel like he can stand with anyone in the division now
Uh...really?
Dominic Miller
More like he won it on being a cowardly monkey fuck with a half foot reach advantage, yet he still got hurt more and looked fucking gassed as shit.
Nigger should fuck off to his actual division instead of jabbing midgets in the face like a coward.
Lincoln Gutierrez
How did Sterling survive? His leg was hurt in the 1st round
cody just sees red when he gets mad bro like he just blacks out and starts swinging he cant help it
Tyler Nguyen
B I G G
Joshua Edwards
What a teeping fest that was
Asher Williams
HENRY CEDOODOO
... CUZ HE STINKS
Jayden Richardson
he is doodoo
Alexander White
lads i don't know when to go make my nachos why are they padding time reeeee
Charles Howard
mate a few leg kicks would fuck any boxer up, your weight is over your front leg in boxing. Agree boxers are better strikers but fuck man, there's a whole lot more to mma than just boxing
Anthony King
I've been watching MMA since you were in your father's ballsack. kys pleb
Gavin Wood
>be american born black >fly the flag of the country your subhuman parents are from >shuck and jive with a gold chain on
LMAO and he wonders why no one gives a fuck about him.
I'm surprised they didn't mute the feed and run the "We apologize for the inappropriate language" text.
Angel Rivera
he is aware of autism you say he is on the spectrum but light is on a spectrum, and light is how we see, and he see's what he needs to see, and when you envision it, you can achieve it, and he will achieve it champ shit
Oliver Jackson
wilder gets ko'd by ngannou in 2 minutes joshu gets ko'd by Kelvin Gastelum lol
Nathaniel Williams
nah...sterling shining you just jelly
Parker Cook
based anal poster
Charles Martin
HE'S HURT OOOOOHHHH
Joseph Roberts
I don't know if you fags have ever done this but it makes your tongue numb as fuck. Literally freezes.
SHE NEEDS TO HOOK THE LEG HEY HEY HEY LISTEN TO ME CAN YOU HEAR ME ANGELA PULL DOWN ON THE HEAD LISTEN TO ME PLEASE PULL THE HEAD YOU CAN DO IT BLACK SUPREMACY BLACK SUPREMACY
Leo Johnson
>3 female fights on this card
and here I decided to watch a ufc event once again cause of tony.. waste of time these girls
Charles Scott
is this the card with the most picks? good lord man
James Perez
I unironically think Cejudo vs Dillashaw was a fluke.
>dumblord Hey now this is a blue board easy on the harsh language.
David Ortiz
Browsing r/mma
William Bell
Imagine taking roids to look like this.
David Evans
Obamapilled
Gabriel Reyes
Whats her name bros
Brayden Rogers
looks like a dude
Jace Hill
tatiana boyfriend is a nigger?
Andrew Kelly
Look up the top 10 finishers in the worlds strongest man, what color is most of their skin?
Look at the top 10 finishers in running sports in the Olympics. What color is their skin?
We built for different shit
Nolan Jones
suarez gonna get exposed hard last chance to 5x your money
Caleb Carter
Do you think its bigger than Holly's?
Angel Campbell
nina's gonna piece her up b
Sebastian Gonzalez
Hana bless
Hudson Rodriguez
Well some cancers are genetic and some are caused by terrible diet, environment and stuff. Don't know what type she had but I assume it was increased risk by genetics because of how healthy athletes are.
Dana just stacking one card with womemes so he can get them out of the way and make the rest of the years cards interesting. Big dimes Dana always looking out for the real fite fans....
Jaxon Ward
Heem appreciates all pickbros fuck off leaf
Isaiah Lee
result of this won't make the Tony fight any quicker, main card starts on the hour regardless
My ultimate conondrum is that I dont know if I should eat ass of a 9/10 blonde escort should I? not even pussy? its my only chance, ive never done it, i think i should try at least once to get it out my system, just go nuts and bury my face there and have premature ejaculation
Jordan Foster
FUCK CATS AND FUCK DOGS
Kevin Phillips
I want both these cunts to lose.
Thomas Anderson
:3
Henry Green
lss go nina
Tyler Sanchez
>one day the buffer brothers will no longer be announcing fights brehs
I don't think there has been a interview that has made Joe look as stupid as the david pakman interview.
Jack Morales
Is r/mmastreams gone? Where can I find streams now?
Ethan Diaz
Joe could get whatever drugs he wanted wherever he went in the civilized world, he has a huge audience and the majority of them are complete degenerate fanboys
Brandon Scott
I never realised Suarez had big breasts before.
Brayden Williams
RIP Lesbanoff
Matthew Wright
I like Joe Martinez, mostly because he was the WEC guy back in the day.
Logan Bennett
how is tatiana so huge at 115 she isn't even a lanklet
Ryan Adams
no idea, i think someone spilled a drink and it was more of a fake being mad
fight companion where eddie went off on some stupid tangents which ... could be any of them
>all these cunts doing multiple picks absolutely go fuck yourselves you fun ruining fucking cunts
Brayden Clark
Chris Sykes, he's a fighter with some spicy regional heems under his belt
Jonathan Turner
shout out to the dumbass anons who told me Nina would put up a match and not get absolutely destroyed.
Samuel Bennett
>FUCK CATS BASED >FUCK DOGS I'll fucking gut your whore mother you nigger.
Luis Mitchell
I've done it with countless whores. never had a std. go for it lad
Josiah Thompson
can you take a screencap for me?
Kevin Johnson
I like you germanbro, the use of dumblord as an insult is endearing.
Camden Lopez
wrestlers know how to cutbabby like no other
Noah Green
>3 WMMA FIGHTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I FUCKING HATE YOU WHITE MALTESAR HEADED RETARD
he is such a massive pothead i guarantee he has to have his specific edibles and strains and stuff
he doesnt want the international risk of being caught in another country that isnt as lenient as the US is now... someone like him can travel with that shit domestic with basically no risk but you'd be fucking crazy to try it going to brazil
Jaxon Scott
At the event lads. Sitting by the analyst booth and got a pic with Dom. Got the underhook on him.
Carter Howard
Hey Ninafags, what now cunts?
Eli Anderson
inb4 amanda runs into the cage and knocks tatiana out
Jackson Brooks
*sniff*
Mason Bennett
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP
John Turner
she MAULS women! would it kill joe to be impartial just once in his life
Tony Ferguson lies face first on the canvas in the centre of the octagon. He isn't moving.
Rogan is screaming. DC is struggling to get a word in. The crowd chants for Cowboy. You don't take any of it in, your glare focuses on Tony's cold, lifeless body. How could this happen? Did he get old? A bad night? Maybe he just wasn't that good, but you can't believe it.
The good times come rushing back. The knockout of Pettis. The showdown with Lee. The relief when the judges gave it to Tony over RDF. The goofy post fight interviews, and all the hours spent celebrating, defending your man on the internet. He was nothing like you'd ever seen, you said. He was great for MMA, you're too young to have seen Prime Fedor, TRT Vitor or prime Penn you said, but you had Tony you said. A sadness washes over you, it's gone now, in the end, did it really mean anything?
Why does Joe Rogan suck Ninas dick so much when shes literally on her back doing nothing but throwing lousy up kicks
James Fisher
cant even get my dick hard this is pathetic
Nathaniel Carter
fakes i think
Gavin Fisher
more like nina pantsaroff rite???
Brody Kelly
Yeah you don't need to much blood for it to get there
Colton Gutierrez
You can have both you filthy Euro Mexican.
Easton White
Can understand ot going Brazil because it's not exactly a first world country but I wouldn't have thought he was that bad of a pothead, he has a family and puts out pretty regular content. I've never heard anything about he being particularly unprofessional because of it either
Dominic Torres
thanks user. can i get some text?
Ryan Lopez
rabbits are kino
Aiden Campbell
haha
Wyatt Carter
This. She easily looks 130
Jace Cooper
>people honestly thought Nina could defend the takedowns
I love Ballast Point. I live fairly close to their east coast brewery in Daleville, VA.
Dylan Phillips
Tony is break Cowboy's ankles with a nasty crossover, injury tko
Alexander Ramirez
at least the card gets good after this
John Lee
I disagree but agree my guy
Bentley Ward
Getting a cloudflare error but I'll bookmark it for in future
Lincoln Martin
>drinking HRT juice
fags
Connor Edwards
nina has a completely unremarkable body for a professional fighter
Julian Davis
for all this control, Suarez has barely landed anything
Thomas Brown
Lol this is supposed to be female khabib? She can't even complete takedowns.
Gabriel Russell
im being a little tongue in cheek but as a pretty seasoned pothead myself im sure he has a routine that doesnt work for him abroad
Angel Jenkins
stream?
Liam Bailey
have sex
Luke Cox
This can't be a legitimate argument between you fucks. won't leave the country because of weed addiction?
Xavier Wright
This is why sometimes I think it's totally pointless for Brits to train not only has it caused me so many injuries and cost a fortune no matter how good I get I'll always just get mauled by any long time wrestler.
Luis Smith
anyone got a link to a stream? I don't have access to saidit.net
Oliver Bailey
she's been completing them the entire match dumbass
Thomas Myers
100% my man
Bentley Peterson
>David Pakman >Decide to look up this literal who >"Progressive" commentator with a talk show etc >Is Jewish
H...heh....it's all just memes right guys?
Angel Barnes
Waterson just earned the title shot
Logan Perry
does this qualify as bullying? ??
Carter Young
fite me irl
-amanda
Aiden Long
come rub me dik head
Austin Nelson
This fight is shit.
Anthony Wright
full links here:
Samuel Fisher
this will be our generations Ruten/Randleman
Kevin Nguyen
ripple
Camden Clark
it's in your genes to fail anyway, just like how your destined for ED by 25.
Luis Watson
think of it this way lads, at least once the main card starts it'll just be three top notch male fights, dana wouldn't ruin a main card like he has the prelims with this boring shit
Kevin Bell
yeah but you arent aiming for the ufc youre aiming to heem a drunk cunt who comes at you outside a club
Gabriel Lewis
booooooo
Andrew Harris
>be able to enjoy the fruits of your labor and not some piece of shit kid. unless i'm a legit millionaire fuck having kids
Hmm..looks like Aljamain won. Good for him. He needed that W and I have grown to like over the past few months. Still dont condone his ogling at Helen Yee's boobs though.
yeah, you never bumped your bird in the cunt? hurts like fuck if you catch the bone there apparently
Kayden Clark
When I first started it was just about that but not now that I've been training everyday for a long time I'd like to eventually make a living out of it.
Asher Lopez
me on the bottom
Julian White
Suarez is fucking boring as FUCK
Henry Jones
pee is store in the labia
Nathaniel King
but this isn't GoobvKebab
Oliver Howard
why does modelo uses flushed fighters for their comercials?
Mostly shitposting for pity on obscure internet meme boards.
Chase Hill
>tfw havent had sex in 3 years >all the physical contact i get is jiu jitsu and am conditioned to think that way >if I get in the position to fuck again i may not feel anything and think about how i can pass the guard
some of them wear a groin guard but it's not solid like a cup, it's basically a pad of fabric or soft plastic
Kevin Bennett
>extends tongue
Jonathan Adams
Can that user that's been shilling Nina for the last month please come out of the woodwork and identify yourself so that we may proceed to laugh at you
how many bongs to go to the pussy palace with suarez?
Hudson Thomas
with no judges fight to finish, nina wins 1000 times out of 1000
Samuel Price
honestly if other female fighters watched how tatiana does her takedowns, things would be a lot more competitive in the ST division
Levi Parker
ROgan trying to hype her was hilarious. "She is another level of grapling, she's doing things no other fighter...in the women's division...has done" GTFO
what would the median temperature be in the gap? humid and a balmy 28 celsius Im thinking
Ryder Ortiz
Do they wear underwear? H-ha ha
Jose Rogers
yikes
Liam Perez
it wasn't me but i'll take the free (you) s
Isaac Gonzalez
>you are in the cage with her fighting >she gets to this position >you tongue her bum >she starts rocking up and down and doesnt make an attempt to submit you
Jaxon Hernandez
i still cant believe they have women fighting i seriously cant believe this has happened
Connor Garcia
easy work for nina
Charles Ward
My stream keeps freezing up! God damn, right before the main card!!!! FACK
Angel Carter
nah, she would be taken down and she would stay there until she died.
James Phillips
What are some popular liquors in Straya?
Evan Jenkins
bourbon is whiskey you fucking child
Samuel Jones
>wrestle fucking womyn /worst/
Luke Flores
women have balls????
Chase Collins
why is sniff/brap posting so popular? what is it about the fecund scent of a little minx that causes such focused attention?
We still don't hear this noise after this happens though and thats when we'll have real equality youtube.com/watch?v=nvLLxz5ZEI0
Kevin Bailey
It resonates with the Mexican community. And he's white so 2 birds with one stone. Isn't that bottle a ripoff of Duvel's?
Brayden Phillips
I begging you, somebody, anybody, PISS ON ME
Christian Rogers
pretty sure he takes roids to be the best at his sport and make lots of money, not aesthetics
dumbass whiteboi
Jaxson Collins
>she's grappling with the woman's champ champ every night >of course she's prepared
why did espn allow this?
Matthew Hughes
throw a 4pack of vodka cruisers at an 18 year old from a working class suburb and you're pretty much guaranteed a root (bit of ice to sweeten the deal)
Cameron Myers
>Bourbon whiskey /bɜːrbən/ is a type of American whiskey
It's a specific type of Whiskey. Holy fuck, imagine being this dense.
Nathan Phillips
I don't think I watched a single full minute of any round, could not give less of a fuck about these 2 bums.
Nicholas Gray
Whats the consensus on the meaning of the word heem?
Juan Brooks
shout out to the dumbass anons again who said I'd be surprised about what Nina could do.
Camden Thomas
STOP THE FIIIIIIGHT
Ayden Bennett
LAY
PRAY
AND RUN AWAY
Jayden Hill
if that stream starts buffering im gonna attempt to get my swedish coworkers deported
Bentley Walker
>that suarez booty jiggle BREHS
Daniel Allen
It started as a meme in response to somebody posting bunda but then scat fetishists started thinking they were in good company. At this point it should be an autobannable offence.
>not abolishing ring cards anyway cause its fucking useless.
Brayden Stewart
Anyone have a stream?
Brayden Lopez
29-28 Ansaroff Closer than I had expected, but a pretty clear cut decision nonetheless. No need to thank me for the free money you made.
Ryan Morales
they released elias so they could rehire him as ring-boy
Easton Myers
alexa, find a new thread
Liam Hall
nunes threatening the judges as we speak
Brody Bell
5 rounds and nina puts her away...
Jack Hughes
i think thats what its like in invicta, and other all women promotions sometimes people like Johnny Walker are the ring guys
Wyatt Baker
its 7in hard no tweezers needed
Nicholas Morgan
I just want to take this time to say I think Nina is pure hot garbage.
Kevin Roberts
see
Bentley Cox
What is she doing? She had her in the third round but she didn't strike anything the last minute, is she retarded or something? Doesn't she know she needs a KO?
>l-le female Khabib!!! Andrade would slaughter this poor girl
Jack Evans
because it puts off redditors like few other things to them, SNIFFposting crosses the line of "quirky ironic edgy humor" to weirdo stuff brappost and see how he recoils, I've been found out
Caleb Walker
kys faggot
David Williams
>can't come up with an actual defense >call the other person retarded every time
