>Next Henry Cejudo vs. Marlon Moraes Valentina Shevchenko vs. Jessica Eye Tony Ferguson vs. Donald Cerrone Jimmie Rivera vs. Petr Yan Tai Tuivasa vs. Blagoy Ivanov Tatiana Suarez vs. Nina Ansaroff Aljamain Sterling vs. Pedro Munhoz Karolina Kowalkiewicz vs. Alexa Grasso Calvin Kattar heems Lamas in round 1
>Previously Xiaonan Yan def. Angela Hill via unanimous decision (29-28 x3) Darren Stewart def. Bevon Lewis via unanimous decision (29-28 x2, 30-27) Eddie Wineland def. Grigory Popov via second-round TKO (4:47) Katlyn Chookagian def. Joanne Calderwood via UD (30-27, 29-28 x2)
>quit smoking cigarettes six months ago >never have any urges in day to day life, have almost totally heemed the addiction >literally every wmma fight at a ufc event i get the strongest urge to go and have a smoke break Just fucking cut it from the sport its so shit Two more to fucking go as well jjjeeessussss fuck
I would gladly smoke Grasso's asso if you catch my meaning
Robert Johnson
i was going to make a funny schaub joke in the last thread but it was the end so i was gonna wait for that aussie to make a new thread and he never did now i cant be bothered to make the joke but it was really funny
Nicotine is a cognitive enhancer. Stephen King has credited cigarettes with his literary output. I would never smoke cigarettes but I am considering getting into vaping.
Karolina would be a great extreme bdsm whore, she can absorb a lot of damage. I would love to constantly elbow her face while raping her tight little ass while she screams and cries and squirts blood. Then I'd choke her out and piss and shit on her while she's unconscious
Brody Parker
I wonder if Cerrone's son knows that piggy is going to be slaughtered, painfully.
go vegan
Samuel Sanders
Damn, you Swedes have been cucked to no return
Jeremiah Brooks
Does Cerrone's son die if he loses? I'm not sure I can watch this episode if that's the case.
Kevin Allen
what are drinking boys
Hudson Evans
How many bongs until T-sperg lads
Luis Gutierrez
Exactly, quality over quantity
Nolan Young
DAD CERRONE
Wyatt Fisher
Literally all the shitposts are from yuros and hue hues.
Aiden King
>and then i was like >like >this is the feeling like >man, like being a dad, right?
Camden Ross
get a smoothie with some powder fiber supplements
Colton Perez
Overchan master race here.
Can't take picture of my phone, since it's my camera, so I'll put my Xtra screen on heem..
can you tell me why beautiful pure white viking princesses are so crazy for fat brown muzzie dick in your country?
Landon Young
No you are so minute you shouldn't even have a say in anything even go fucking carve wooden clogs or make snuss or something you dumb meatball eating faggot
Ryan Wright
>muh baby
Adam Green
achmed its time for pray get off the computer
Camden Ward
Omg it's dad cerrone guy look they're showing le epin dad cerrone!!!!!!!!!
Ryder Williams
these are all great, why can't we have this level of discussion?
I hope Cerrone beats Ferguson and shocks the world after he knocks out Khabib if Poirier doesn't.
Levi Turner
idc about your dumb rangeban idea for (You)s, i'm genuinely curious and you're the rare swedish flag that can answer the question for me. i'm not even racist. i have muslim friends. i'm truly just interested in how it happened to go down the way it did. talk about an unexpected clash of cultures
question, in case you forgot it: >can you tell me why beautiful pure white viking princesses are so crazy for fat brown muzzie dick in your country?
Carter Taylor
Lads Ferguson may unironically be a bigger draw than I thought
Alexander Phillips
kek
Camden Turner
have you seen Ben Shapiro's sister's Youtube channel? 90% of the comments are in reference to her tits
bens sister tits are huge and saggy...just like I like them
Jack Perez
i wish i was doing coke right now to be h with u guys
Brandon Hughes
why didn't you include your username in the screenshot?
Matthew Powell
Ashoka
Aiden Thomas
why do women wear thongs? Isn't it weird that they have a piece of fabric that rubs on their little assholes all day long? why is this widely accepted? btw champ shit only
this entire "dad cerrone" angle is so heavy handed and cringe I want ferguson to annihilate this faggot. I want to see them both covered in blood as tony lands an elbow square onto his nose, caving it into his skull and sending him into perma retirement
Connor Long
that's a good thing dumbass
Ryan Brooks
>Munhoz Hope he gets heemed stiff after what he did to muh boy
>155hz >2560x1440 >1ms if you aren't gayming, this is completely unnecessary. If you're legally streaming ufc 4K content then buy a 4k monitor without the gimmicky gamer shit listed above.
They don't want to have panty lines on their pants. They also like to feel sexy sometimes.
Xavier Rogers
>women mma if they want equality between men and women, why don't they market it with just "mma" and talk about men fights and women fights? serious question
Actually noticed this at my boxing gym. They're unwilling to show weakness.
Angel Hall
Aljamain Sterling in the 1st round by submission
Carter Robinson
Gotta put 2 fat fucks with no skill or cardio on the main card instead. UFC are the ultimate brainlets putting a potential title eliminator for the ppv main event on the prelims and not even as the featured prelim.
Jason Bennett
That sounds interesting. Is it a New Hampshire brew? Are you from the Northeast?
Jaxon Turner
>too small in the chest looks like those giant tits are getting in the way of her vision
Parker Powell
ice on my neck when youre dancing i sleep on a valium i dream about nothing
Bentley Wright
Valeu. Tem outro monitor, mas eu não quis mostrar o que está na barra de tarefas.
Xavier White
In many ways "heem" doesn't actually stand for anything and it's just an even collection of vowels and consonants.
Chimp is activating the warrior gene. Hope he kills this huehue
Anthony Cook
Why isn't Sterling pointing at the center and doing the robot dance?
Brandon Ross
aproveita que tá na Bélgica e invade o HQ da união europeia
Tyler Mitchell
Thankfully I went to a proper school where they taught us important things
Liam King
AJ's punching form is bizarre at times
Jacob Collins
I am gaming, of course. But I want a large monitor. 27" minimum, and I've read that 1080p on 27" creates blurriness which is one of the problems I'm currently having with my very old 25.5". I do a lot of reading on my PC as well so I want text to look nice.
Elijah Cruz
I fucking hate Al so much and I have no clue why people think he's good.
Ian Harris
Cerrone has zero head movement and would never be able to deal with pressure or boxing of Poirier.
Owen Lewis
How do they try to market a potential Moraes vs AJ title fight after he got shadow realmed so badly?
Jackson Jackson
No, it’s only there because these prelims are free on ESPN.
Easton Nelson
cash american bag italian ima mix the medicine demons i let em in
If Tag ever becomes an Olympic Sport Joe would make an excellent commentator.
Grayson Lewis
Benji wishes his wife was that cute.
Carson Wilson
He just wants to bang, bro
Brayden Roberts
thats a pizza not a pie u fucking degenerate yank fuck
Jace Ortiz
"Sterling" silver? more like fool's gold (precious metal joke)
Dylan Wilson
Black boy gassed
David Richardson
3 more fights
Kevin Hall
>the first worlder is black >the thirdworlder is white When did they take over the planet?
Jayden Adams
my jewish grandma was (unofficial) advisor to one of our presidents in the 60s...wimmin barely left the house back then. I am not the biggest fan of women in the workforce but that's kinda based
Ethan Cox
Cucuy cowboy up next ?
Ian Thomas
Rogan can't stop sucking the black dick long enough to see that Munhoz is fucking this brush headed fucker up.
Why are you upset that I have sex and go to parties?
Brody Mitchell
>that left leg is huuuuuurting *Aljamain dances away*
Ryder Moore
doing what Dodson did to him
Carson Walker
>I've read that 1080p on 27" creates blurriness depends on viewing distance and game i use a 27" 1080
Eli Diaz
yes if p=0.05 < it is
Juan Smith
aljo's defense is horrible, munhoz just misses the target 100 times this fight
Owen Jenkins
what's a good time to fap before the tony fight?
Ayden Phillips
Josh Emmett would kill him
Asher King
Thanks a lot pal.
Samuel James
enjoy it while it lasts
Jaxson Morales
Kek, I doubt it but thanks for the chuckle
Henry Brown
y nuevo, new
Lucas Bell
>chopping kicks late in the 3rd Turd world country folks!
Zachary Wood
IMAGINE being a roided swole nigger and not being able to heem a whit*oid with his guard down lmao
Isaac Diaz
Sleep is the cousin of death. You're only a few UFC events away from shuffling off your mortal coil. Don't do it user.
Jacob Perez
Sterling punching like a malnourished hobo
Mason Gomez
>another cutbabby wins by using his reach advantage to pepper weak shots at his manlet opponent
Cut Sterling for lacking a spine and having bitch fists.
Evan Powell
These faggots gonna kiss for gay pride month after the fight?
Christian Richardson
Cody would spark out Aljo in half a round
Joshua Foster
Pedro 30-26 easy win
Ryder Brown
give credit to aljo cardio, few coloreds could keep that pace for 15 mins
Gabriel Baker
Fucking kino fight lads Its a pity aljo is such a powerlet, if he had any heem points munhoz wouldve been out many times over
Hudson Cox
Aljo 30-26
Evan Ortiz
yeah yeah WE WON YAH BLACK MAN WINS AGAIN YEAH YEAH...
Nathan Allen
Cody is a literal retard. He exists solely to be knocked out.
Jonathan Butler
KINO
Easton Gray
good fight
Chase Hall
Neither of these bums have anything for moraes or cejudo desu senpai
Jose Moore
This is bullshit though. They are also average in actual strength competitions (powerlifting/strongman). Explosiveness, yes, but not power. Anyhow, they also have higher levels of estrogen than other races and comparable testosterone levels to Whites. Some Harvard study showed that Mexicans have the highest test levels of those tested.
Oliver Smith
sinking feeling i missed all the spicy heems on the prelims lads
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BS...we are the best in the world...go ask you mother sister daughter...when WE are fucking your sister she love our cardio
David Thomas
There's no such thing as a black or mexican race. Back to pol with your half-baked pseudoscience from nazi germany
Christian Hall
Tja ksba kot ñakl
Jason Phillips
lol at all the buttmad guys complaining about lack of power. You can't have that frequency and speed if you're loading every punch. There was a poweful guy in that fight he just didn't land any punchs because they were slow and few
Isaiah Powell
STERLING IS THE REAL SHIT...
Noah Nguyen
Joe is literally licking his lips during this interview.
Benjamin Howard
Kek does anyone here know what they're talking about ?
Alexander Morgan
>cedoodoo BASED ALJO
Jordan Gray
good times
Sebastian Russell
He just crashed, he's posting this while the paramedics put him in the ambulance :c
Sebastian Young
are you ok?
Hudson Hill
yeah hes full of shit
Cameron Bailey
coming up next a 15 min piss break
Jacob Jones
It's information from a study carried out at Johns Hopkins, you fucking nigger. Blacks are a race and Mexicans are typically of a mixed race background. Back to twitter/tumblr with your limp-wristed bullshit.
Dominic Reyes
Rogan is such a BBC cuck
Jackson Cook
Lol im fine just wrote tha quick on a stop light, i wanted to say "thanks a lot pal" but the first time i fucked up and said that to myself.
Jose Edwards
why the fuck are you guys obsessed with joe rogan and black guys?
Brody Martinez
you can se how sweaty he is kek
Anthony Baker
Odds are gassed
-200 for Ferguson +160 for Cerrone
Thinking of putting 100 on Cerrone for the hell of it. Not that convinced at all to put 2-1 odds on borderline Tony
Wyatt Peterson
nescafe blend 43 with some skinny milk
Adam Davis
Why the fuck is Joe Rogan obsessed with black guys?
Benjamin Cooper
I hate niggers and I don't like hearing Joe slurp their semen constantly
Carter Robinson
have sex
Grayson Hughes
do you think your perception of joe slurping their semen is biased at all by your hatred for them?
Ryan Hernandez
Ugh, xenphobic and hetero normative much?
Samuel Davis
Hi, can you edit your post and remove the racial slur?
I'd appreciate it. It's 2019, no need for that language, sweaty.
