Indycar at Texas - DXC Technology 600

Wider than Montoya?

...maybe.

fuck off dicks in

How bad will the start be?

Will Sato do it?

Post PT’s missus tits

hopefully nowhere near as last night

Does anyone have a stream for SkySports?

1/8 of field gone by the back straight....

rolling for driver death

live.harleyquinnwidget.net/streamvideo12/indycar-vs-texas-usa-live-stream-4943488.html

thell be fine

late race if they have a lot of green flag pit stops I expect trouble with people coming off the apron into turn 3

So excited for this race lads

By the POWER of Australian shitposting someone will die tonight

gotta go wide angle just to fit his ass on the screen

these niggas are fast

decent crowd tonight

why do they keep changing car colors? its kind of annoying

>Deathbowl #2 Speedway
>Sato on pole
>Newgarden and Rossi midpack, have to fight forward
gonna be good

based killnan will bring out a red flag

>foyt cars drop like rock 2 seconds behind the pack right away
yikes

texas looks so fucking cool

would you have the balls to participate in this race?

WOOOOOOEEE MAN
THAT SUIT IS HUUUUGE

Sponsors are fickle douchebags

yeah I feel like momentum was lost with Pagenaud winning in the colorful Menards car at Indy and then switched to a bland black and white shit

Biffle should get the ride of whoever finishes last

indy, pocono, and texas are the scariest races any series does all year

Holy fuck this racing already looks based boys
Rossi and Colton all over the place

as a cold one off taken from my room plopped into the car and told to drive? probably not.
as a race car driver who is used to drive indycars and ovals? of course

how do indycars actually sound so based compared to f1 cars?

Yeah I got nothin else goin on, chance of a lifetime

no hybrid

It's his night tonight

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no cucknology yet

>indy
disagree, pretty safe for oval standards

texas has some crazy banking

Dubs confirm

satowinslol
who can stop him?

Indy still has naturally-aspirated engines. F1 cars are turbo-charged hybrids

>Indy still has naturally-aspirated engines
umm lol?

you now remember max chilton

theyre twin turbo here

Lots of great racing in the mid pack but sato and dix's son already checked out. Im afraid it might be a clean air wins situation. Will need lots of green running and strategy to get interesting

he'll do well in the women's formula series

ROSSI
O
S
S
I

they might get closer as it gets closer

indycar is not a motorsport

gonna come down to who makes the best aero and tire temp adjustments. A good car should be able to make passes, there's plenty of rubber mid line

What if chilton is giving up his seat on the ovals to allow pay drivers in to help make ends meet at carlin?

Haven't read any articles on the subject, just a suspicion i have

Booooring

how's it hangin, kevin?

Why are the stands empty?

Confirmation bias. Less short shifting in Shindy because no fuel flow limit but there's barely a difference.

>I'm a no testicle having faggot who would never have the courage to run on an oval

chilton is a pay driver

place seats like 150,000 people for nascar, track/series doesn't know how to promote indy

is Daly paying anything for this one?

irrelevant series

dubs and Bourdais wins

I can't imagine he's not.

Indycar uploaded the 1997 Texas IRL race to YouTube. The stands were packed back then.

eddie gossage doesn't promote the race and ovals aren't as well-attended as the road courses in Indy

So close, frog

le greatest promoter in racing!!!

Dick's son is coming

he has less money than most college students, so no

The girl in the Listerine commercial is cute

ecr a shit

I don't know why I'm watching this.

Lot of fans dressed as plastic seats there

Go away then
This is good racing

why do they shift at all?

they lose too much momentum with aero push, it is physically necessary

>ECR

Being in a foyt shitbox must truly be suffering

I'm not saying it's bad but I don't watch any races at all. And now I'm sitting in the middle of the night watching them turn left.

Is the rear wing even pushing down at all? It looks fucking parallel to the ground...

sounds comfy

yes, they're just turning left. but they're turning left REALLY FAST

bo już prawie jasno za oknem jest, co innego można teraz robić?

>diminutive in stature
just say manlet Diffey

Based Leigh Stiffey shitposting for us IRL

It's a wing dude.

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Whelp. That is interesting, user. There are a million things you could be doing like this on Yea Forums, and you chose this.

Welcome. Oval racing can actually be really exciting. Races like the 2014 indy 500, 2015 Fontana race, and 2016 texas race, could change your mind.

Better pic

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Why have they been shilling Andretti so much? I get it he had an Indy win 50 years ago but it's been way too excessive

That looks terrible and i want to eat it.

Also god bless you, concession user

>Killnaan not fast enough to activate
the movement of time is a force of depression

Give your energy to Sato's pit crew for timely pitstops with not mistakes

\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

I think we ask this every week... But why does anyone still give Marco money?

>SATO

>>>>SATO

SATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

oh jesus oh fuck goddamnit FUCK IT WAS HIS TIME

SATOOOOOOOOOOOOO

KAMIKAZE

yeah, fuck you

fuck no

SATNOOOOOOOO!!!

fucking sato

5his is all your fault

What the fuck did you do

oh no no no no

NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO NO

aaaand it's done

jesus christ

hey I was giving power to his crew. Didn't know Taku would need help to slow the fuck down

Dixon wins lol

That guy got fucked up

KAMIKAZE
KAMIKAZE
KAMIKAZE

HAHAHAHAHA TYPICAL WASHED UP LOSER OF THIS SHIT SERIES

HAHAHAHAHA TYPICAL WASHED UP LOSER OF THIS SHIT SERIES

kept that crewman alive, he did

>divebombs his pit crew
THE MADMAN!

No reason to watch this single file shit now

>was ordering pizza
>come back to sato 2 laps down
well shit
>penalty for sato
well shit and shit

Sato came this close to doing the Tony Stewart to his own pit crew member

NO ATTACK ON THE CREW NO CHANCE

RIP satos race

No niby nic ale motosporty w ogóle mnie nie interesują więc sam jestem zaskoczony że oglądam akurat to.

There is no god

fuck dick's n

That was a rough hit for that guy.

>stop and go
Do they want the crew to die?

?

I'm so depressed

Why is it that whenever Sato starts a race good he fucks up?

Kek

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Come on Sweden, it's all on you now!

-Killnaan Wrecks everyone in the back
-Hinch takes out the leaders

Just as planned. Sato playing the long game.

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the deflector helped, also the dude saw him coming and jumped just in time,
run over him with his rear tyre and kill him

Tony Stewart flipped a guy standing on the track into the air like a rag doll with a racecar's rear tire and killed him instantly

We accidentally gave the energy to Sato instead of his crew, so he came in way too hot. :(

sato will commit Seppuku after the race

>get dragged to bar for girl's birthday
>no NBC sports on the tv's
Welp just gonna kms

Weekly reminder to watch indylights

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what you do is don't be a bitch and ask the bartender to switch one of the TVs

How can these fags not figure out Cunter Gay is leading because he pit first on a tire deg track.

Ask to change one of them

no chyba że tak, ja fanatyk, to już czwarty rok gdy wstaję w nocy jak głupi żeby bo oglądać

Infrequent reminder Indy Lights should run more ovals

>Leaf, Aussie, Californian
perfect storm of stupidity in the booth. They should use Jon Beekus more

Is indy the only one?

Doesn't matter when there are literally 11 cars in the series

anything is better than Eddie Cheever and Scott Goodyear

Indy and Gateway, which is shit

Make it more than 15 cars and maybe I will start to watch

Say what you want about the rest, Townsend still knows his shit

of course, at least the NBC guys are entertaining

ah ok, i thought stewart also mauled his crew

Why is Leist out?

His car is shit

I seriously thought Diffey was about to call Chilton a pussy

>he is
>...
>no longer going to drive the ovals

wait i wanted pack racing

none of our business

Now Kimball too, what the fuck

What fuck is wrong with Carlin?

he was probably grabbing PT's mic

2017 is 2 years ago

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>Handling

chevy getting BTFO here

You now remember Takuma Sato

We all wanted user...

>alread 100 laps done
why is time moving so fast

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Kek

almost 3:30am and it's already bright outside, love june, watching texas and le mans

is indycar required to mention american drivers every 10 minutes

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this is usually a ~2 hour race

>that moment
Holy oh fuck buddy

emma since you're here, show feet

>Biff
As opposed to Sato, Dixon, Hinchcliffe, Pag, and Ferrucci who have all been featured on screen tonight?

Were Hinchcliffe and Rossi drafting behind a car on the apron getting ready to pit?

I know, but it sucks, race is so fast and the cars look so good driving there.

Rosshit absolutely shook by the rookie

>the virgin Alex
>the chad Colton

Cant wait to hear the next hinch and rossi podcast after Detroit and this

being a Foyt driver is suffering

based zoomer

rossi needs to find his balls and pass hinch outside of T1

Why aren't the LEDs showing position anymore?

Being Will Power in 2019 is suffering

crash coming soon

>you now remember ryan hunter reay

being a Power fan has always been suffering

awful pit

H E R T A
E
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being paralyzed Robert Wickens in 2019 is sufferring

Fuck you and the edge lords who always post about wanting to see people die in these threads

This is fantastic green flag racing, we don't need cautions

no

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this race needs a hero like Tristan Vautier

Zoomer and Rosshit's cars literally completely different other than being green on white, the fuck is wrong with this broadcast

But he's literally not paralyzed. He's walking.

Just tuned in. I guess pack racing is dead?

dubs and we get 4 yellows inside 20 laps, somehow.

Or Aleshin

3-4 cars went out during the Indy 500, they might be having trouble with the displays again

hinch again in front of herta and rossi

Important question: Does his dick work?

towards the end of the year when he usually chokes away the title, yes, difference is now he's choking it away way earlier

Dixie has this shit

He's Canadian... Did it ever really work?

not for long, rossi is through

twitter.com/robertwickens/status/1133452400466042881

Robert's still paralyzed

undercarriage downforce is the devil user

That's a good thing.

CAWSHUN

YELLOW

it worked fine in the 80s and 90s

But there have been several videos of him pushing shit and walking up stairs. He's not 100%, but he's not paralyzed from the waist down.

got it

no it didnt, pack racing worked in the 00's

PUT IT OUT

This iteration of indycars and everything Gen6+ in NASCAR proves it fucks things up these days.

You were right!

why the fuck would you fight that on an oval. retard want sot be zanardi'd

twitter.com/robertwickens/status/1129425362738450432

twitter.com/robertwickens/status/1131612172793057280

WHAT A RIDE

>veach
LMAO WHAT

it let no skill shitters compete for wins

veach is getting the boot at the end of the year isn't he

What's wrong with that Mr Penske?

his sponsors committed money for another full year lol

He can walk a little but it sucks. Give him about 9 months.

Gainbridge sounds like it's a pyramid scheme

yeah, but at least it had more entertainment cause anyone could win

they could discreetly move him out to a satellite like marco

Man how the fuck did Michael get them to do that lol. I guess he let the gainbridge executives fuck zach in his boypussy.

His contract is for next year too and I think Gainbridge must pay Andretti well

I'm afraid you're right. He had a good rookie year, but he's been fucking it up basically all of 2019

Which sucks, because he still deserves the ride 30x more than Marco has over the last ~8 years

I remember that year he opened up the high line by himself

That was amazing. RIP in pieces Tristan

Swap with colton soon

Oh frugg
You might be right user

I never payed attention to marco, is he any good? all that I have saw from him was last race him driving with slicks in the wet, well, I think it was him...

Yeah that was him. He's still an absolute shitter given the equipment he's in though. He's an embarrassment

deport diffey

well, shit

In the words of the great PT: "Marco should be driving for Uber!"

2nd places to the championship

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Dixon was really bottoming out there.

Marco has had a few good runs at Indy and some rare wins, but other than that, he's been mostly shit his entire career

Getting fucking REAL at the front here ya'll
Holy frugg

god this racing is based. This race is literally 2016 Texas if everyone wasn't locked together.

Fucking love it

marco bought ownership stock in his car to keep his seat i think , dont know if hes going anywhere

The last 20laps are going to be awesome

We were talking about veach

DICK'S SON

that save by rossi, fucking hell

ROSSI TIME

P
O
S
S
E

I hope soon this race is broadcast in 1080 instead of 720p

also fuck yes do it for millennials Rossi

POSSE
O
S
S
E

Sato has passed Kanaan

dick's son back in the lead

gonna be hinch and Rossi for the win

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rosenqvist a shit

I fucking love strategy races

did they?

Howdy

sup dude

RHR is screwed if it stays green?

just spilled beer all over my shirt FUCKJ

yup

very

appreciate whoever threw up the stream, forgot about it and was scramblin

good advice

We wouldn't have that problem if they would increase the pit speed limit.

based newgarden playing these fools

wait how did he get the lead out of nowhere?

>newgarden
well, alright thats fine actually

Sato proved that would be a bad idea

wait, new garden is leading? what?

Is Tim cindric the best strategist in the series right now? Gotta be between him, hull, and Edwards

they had 17 lap advantage on fuel thanks to strategy, so his stop was way faster than everyone elses

Where the fuck did josef come from?

>blandgarden or dicks in

he was running only 6 or so seconds behind before the pitstops. Picked up time because he didn't need to nurse old tires like the others

You would think so but that was a lock up at lower speed. All that happened to the pit crew guy is he a bruised wrist.

based sato's crewguy

>rossi posseethe
ajajajajajajaja

based mechanic

that crew member is a hell of a dude

Based crewman

are you that fat boomer who sat in front of me at portland last year and yelled "wreck him rossi" every time they went by?

Veach's car will probably fall apart on him again.

The rare crewman interview

CAUSHUN

CAWSHUN

rip

That guy fucking rocks
10/10 would party with

no I'm the fat guy that shouts and pumps my fist every time Sato goes by at Mid Ohio and Indy

>pinched
LMAO

F

is that hinch?

PINCHED

the mayor of crashtown

COMMERCIAL CAWSHUN

DAY OF THE RAKE

>I shouldn't be in control of this thing

You said it jimmy.

I didn't see shit, replays come on

Hinch is so lucky he's in Honda commercials

LEAFS BTFO

RIP fantasy points

Did Rossi throw a banana peel?

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kek

Honestly can't blame hinch for that one. Just got fucked by the aero kit. Good run for him, it's a shame.

Hes basically male Danica

ARE YOU READY?

hinch'd

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TEXAS SHOOTOUT BOYOS

Fuck off CIDF

>can't blame the driver for something that is entirely the driver's fault
uh ok

lol that's bulllshit he refused to back off when he should have lifted

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how the fuck is Newgarden ALWAYS up front? He's basically dixon 2.0

4d chess

SEND IT

GIVE HERTA YOUR POWER

IT'S THE BIG JUAN

LMAO

Dixon tried to pull the veteran card on him

BASED HERTA

dixon's fault

herta was SAIDO BAI SAIDO by turn 3

what have you done

YEAH FUCK DIXON

dixon didn't give him any room there, not hertas fault.

BASED

poor colton

What a tard

Fuck my life

Meh. Should've taken out Rossi instead

NO ATTACKU NO CHANSYU

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that was gutsy as fuck

Every year someone tries that move and it ends the same way

Dixon ain't winning this year's championship

Press F for Scott Dixon & Colton Herta

Also, LOL CURSE OF THE GREEN CAR CONTINUES

Z
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Z O O M E D

Based

Holy fuck Herta is ballsy
Too bad it didnt pay off

WHAT THE FUCK is dixon thinking trying to pinch a driver when they are even with you on a turn at a high banked oval? piece of shit old fuck trying to make a new cripple

BIG JUAN

ROSSI V NEWGARDEN
BASED

Herta just ended dixon's championship

based. fuck off dick sin

BASED ROSSI

ALL AMERICAN BATTLE AGAIN
who's 3rd just in case?

Based zoomer killing boomers.

I wish they'd fuck off with those slow motion shots, I want to see that save at full speed

Rossi's pretty much like young kyle busch
Annoying whiny bitch but holy shit what a driver

>newgarden in first
>rossi in second
>dixon wrecked
>hinch wrecked

best race

rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi

Herta you retard

Literally every single time we come here someone gets chopped into T3 and both get taken out

Every single driver should know by now if you let them get 1 inch underneath you it's game over when you cut down

Gonna need a webm of that rossi incar

rossi probably shit his pants

He almost took him out, too.

Rossi and Newgarden wreck each other and fistfight on the track.
Digits and it happens

That was Dixons fault all the way

it's always veterans trying to big dick faster drivers and they don't seem to understand physics

get off scott's phone emma

Literally Dixon’s fault

you now remember 2017
youtube.com/watch?v=BWNPAN-aRL0

Clit weighs in

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It's as if half the field is new to oval racing every year

nbc remembered too lol

that was a true texas style restart

RUCCI GANG RUCCI GANG RUCCI GANG

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Dixon admitted it was his fault. Unexpected

he's absolutely right. Fuck Dixon. Made a whole career off of that shit too, even did it to his teammates a few times on street tracks.

ALL AMERICAN TOP 5

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this race is going in crescendo

Some of the camera angles on this track make the cars look like they are actually driving at +200 mph, is fantastic.

>inb4 they collide of turn 4 last lap and slide side by side

>New Thread Theme: youtube.com/watch?v=-aOt9x8WMrM

can Rossi finally win with the fastest car or will it be disappointment again?

ROSSI FUCKING DO IT ALREADY

rahal 3rd just in case

LMAO ROSSHIT GETTING ABSOLUTELY SLAPPED BY NEWGARDEN THIS YEAR

based shitgarden

why did rossi give up

bullshit

Rossi is a pussy with zero balls, finally they can stop with the "muh aggressive angry driver" storyline

>literally just stay on the bottom
>impressive

Because he sucks and he knows it.

>burning up your tires with 10 to go

iracing tier move

Used up all the tires

penskewinslol

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Rossifags tears are delicious

That was anticlimactic.

POSSE BTFO

hell yeah now thats a donut

post yfw it's actually rossi who 2nds his way to the title

>winning a third race in the first half of the season with a car that was nowhere near the fastest
>not impressive

WE
DID
IT
BOYS

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Remember in real life tires need to be warm to work at all

Rossi can't beat Newgarden head to head. Is Josef living rent free?

>all american top 5

Can you imagine how unthinkable that would be just 5 years ago?

USA 1-2-3-4-5
absolutely based and redpilled

MARCO TOP 10
five more years baby!!

both texas races delivered this weekend

>push to pass on ovals

You must be new.

I wonder what the posts on that boomer forum are like. They are probably still shitting on it because some came from F1.

camera man needs to get a little closer, he's a whole foot away from josef's face

their names are too furren

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so josef finally broke the superspeedway curse, now he just needs to break the 500 mile curse

Wish rossi would've pulled it off, but holy fuck. What a race.

alright, that was fun, see you for the next race lads

I really thought Herta was gonna finish tonight.

Getting dangerously close to NWL

Marco top 10 bros

on to Road America lads

This is my first season watching. How many races are there to go usually when someone clinches the championship?

Double points lol

Usually it's the last race because of the double points meme

it's come down to the last race for the majority of the last 10 or so seasons

one or two

This is the first all American top 5 since Gateway in 2001 where it was top 6

>rossi making excuses

People were working the outside all night what do you mean?

Rossi deserves a blowjob for staying in control of that car.

shiet

I guess Josef is just too much of a chad for alex. What can you do?

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Herta would have won this shit honestly

Sato would have won this shit honestly

Sato made a mistake, herta got fucked over by Dixie