UFC 238 LIVE on ESPN+ Gamethread #3

Thug Rose

simple as

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It's not a hooker tho, you fags

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Oh look it's Dan. Big Dan. Big touchy feely Dan.

#MeToo

COME ON LADS
GIVE ME THOSE FUCKING PICKS

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She was actually really cute with longer hair.

DC walks through the fire to win the fights and has a great personality.

I think Lamas has this 75/25

Someone post the motherfucking buffstreams link. ripple is kill

sure thing b

God i want her to punch me in bed

>hookers and coke

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Paige...plz..

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based fight

lamas on his steep decline

Decision inc

>mutt with mexican and mystery flag
>american fighter
Clockwork

Does Schaub still even cover UFC events or MMA at all or is he still busy larping as a boxing enthusiast?

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my pick is in
based leaf

And you're not white either. But congrats on your making the most out the shitty physical cards you were dealt

>when the guy with the Eastern European name has an Australian accent

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She has broader shoulders than you.

Think she would make more in porn or the UFC?

Thud Lose

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>simple

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thanks bro

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I only watch pov porn with white actors. I mean, how am I supposed to enjoy my masturbation session if it doesn't look like my cock plunging into that dudes hot ass

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25 colored people weiners

>this manlet posted this again
what do you want, a medal? you paid a bitch and took a foto, amazing

his boxing work is truly horrendous showtime fighter pandering, he only talks about fights when they have a showtime deal.

how dare you
he's the whitest man in brazil

Absolutamente basado.

I would savor those beads of sweat like God's finest nectar.

I really don’t like Llama and I’m not sure why. He just bugs the fuck out of me for some reason.

I fucking love you aussieanon

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definitely in porn

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Patrick S Tomlinson doesn't think you're funny.

Incredibly handsome fellow. Well-read, too.

link lads?

Henry
Shevchenko
Ferguson
Yan
Tuivasa

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The reason he has a girl and you don’t is he’s not concerned with whether people are white or not.

10 8 to Lamas

He gets fight updates on twitter after LARPing as a stand up comedian and then makes unreal ad money telling people about how he didn't watch the fights.

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMM

lamas is killed

scroll up faggot

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

here

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Cejudo
Bullet
Ferguson
Yan
Tuivasa

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HEEM SLEEPY

That's a good thing, you dill.

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i'm excited for the fat abo

SHIT

Nice punch to the back of Lamas' head to KO him there.

heem

heeeeeeeeem

>he thinks thats the only girl I fucked
>he thinks I dont fuck big boobs bitches

NO EXCUSES

also I never claimed to be white, I said i was white(brazilian)

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WOOOOOO

Morae
Shev
Cowboy
Rivera
Ivanov

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Being Brazilian I bet all these pictures are you with your sister

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H E E M
E
E
M

HEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMM

Damn that's a shame, really wanted Lamas to win that one.

Mutts on suicide watch

wowerino peporrino!!!!

BOP
lamas is done

>its another cutbabby goes down to featherweight and heems small guys episode
Just throw FW in the fucking bin im so fucking sick of this shit for fucks sake fucking cutbabbies need SHOT just fucking weigh in before the fight starts you faggot fucks fucking ratfuck dana piece of shit

heem ded

Yiiikes

if i lived in brazil i could get a girlfriend too

Dudes got them hands

Shit stoppage. That was a fucking knockdown, not a KO.

Is Lamas's chin deleted after the Emmett and Max fights lads?

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Of course, if you're into fucking she-he types, it's a great thing.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME MY STREAM DIED TWO SECONDS BEFORE A HEEM? ???

dammit, i had to go get another drink....

Moraes
Shev
Cerrone
Yan
Tuivasa

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Joe Rogan is here to stay.
Sand apes mad
Stay mad
No one gives a fuck

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when white men fight its a heem. when darkies do it they suck each others ball sweat when hugging

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THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON

Damn, i get up to clean the smegma in me foreskin and the fight fucking ends.

Literally no reason to throw anything other than the jab-straught desu

>nigs heem whites
>Mexicans heem nigs
>whites heem mexicans
is it mental?

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how can /heem ever recover

SLEEPY REALM

lamas is done

dont figth in your hometown...disgusting fight

Nice.

goddamn that combo was so clean

>he’s not concerned with whether people are white
He was the one to claim he was

HEEEEEEEEEEM

Checked. Me too, I was having another Modelo™

cycle of nature

What's going through his mind, /heem/?

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anyone got an ace stream?

OY YOU BT CUNTS FAGS PIECES OF SHIT HOW DARE YOU ADVERTISE YOU'RE SHOVING UFC ON PPV OVER HERE YOU DON'T ADVERTISE THIS SHIT YOU HIDE IT CUNTS

did I miss a heem?

beans and rice taste very very very good

Poor Lamas always losing to these cutbabies

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Thanks ameribro.

Genuinely happy for you bro

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Cejudo
Shevchenko
Tony
Yan
Ivanov

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ohhh the jab was a feint

Moraes
Bullet
Ferg
Yan
Bam

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How much would you pay to be pulled into Amanda and her girlfriends room, roughly grappled and stripped naked by them. Then have them both laugh at you naked, mocking you. Then have amanda roughly play with your cock while her girlfriend kisses you. Then amanda puts you over her lap spanking you while clenching your erect penis between her legs. Then being ordered to go down on amandas gf as amanda pegs you from behind while mocking you and slapping your ass. Then having amanda fuck you while her gf sits on your face, amanda threatening to break your dick if you dont make her gf cum

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Cejudo
Shevchenko
Cerrone
Yan
Tuivasa

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Just ignore the faggots. They’ll just shitpost and insult you. It’s just cope because they’re all autistic permavirgins and seeing someone who’s getting laid makes them REEEEEEEEEEEE.

KILL ALL CUTBABBIES
OOOHH LOOK AT ME IM A LIL BITCH AND KNOW I WILL GET HEEMED IN MY OWN WEIGHT CLASS WOOOOOO LETS HEEM MANLETS
AAGHHHHHH FUCK JUST DIE JUST DIE

>.. i cant remember how to say sleepy in spansih

ivanov
rivera
ferg
shevchenko
moraes

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Cejudo
Shevchenko
Ferguson
Yan
Ivanov

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>hey momma
>let's go baby cmon

Holly

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Tuivasa
Rivera
Ferguson
Shevchenko
Cejudo

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Marlon Moraes
Valentina Shevchenko
Tony Ferguson
Petr Yan

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During the replay you can see Lamas posting on his hands before Calvin punches him right in the back of the head and he goes limp, they need to gas MMA refs because they're beyond useless.

At least they're not cutting sound...

*unzips dick*

HEY MOM. YOUR SONS ON ESPN [PLUS].

Beautiful 1-2 and beautiful posting speed you beautiful Aussie.

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
you might be wondering how i got right here

How do you get older women to fuck you I badly want an older woman

based self made chad

Lama IS A BUM

Tai
Yan
Tony
Shev
Henry

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are those she-men

>hey dead addict friend in the cold ground
>get off the smack everyone cmon

marlon
Shevchenko
Ferguson
rivera
blagoy

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how long from now till tony and cowboy?

Weird ass pedo

>implying I don't live for those shots

just lmao at DC on his machine

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I'm thinkin she's back

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what did he mean by that?

YIKES

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Don't forget that people who give you shit are just butthurt, they won't even try to make it

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JUMP JUMP JUMP

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?

fucking grow up you fat cunt

lama is not a boxer

does Kattar have better pure boxing than Max and Aldo? his jab, right cross, and feint combos are MONEY

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Cejudo
Shevchenko
Ferguson
Yan
Ivanov

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what the hell is this dude talking about

'sup /heem/?

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S H E V
H
E
E
M

Sick third world fuck.

KK is so fucking tidy. Grasso probably still has Dana's spunk dripping down her leg though.

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>BIG CLIT

She has a very strange body type, but I like it.

white enough for varg

based manlet. how do you do it?

delete this

>no disrespect to mma
>proceeds to disrespect mma
What did he mean by this?

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Another wammens fight. Great. FUCK.

What the fuck, I just sent this to.the fbi unironically

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cant decide who's cuter between grasso and karolina, bros :(

For Hwasa's thighs, I'll say
Moraes
Eye
Fergusson
Yan
Tuivasa

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Moraes
Shevchenko
Ferguson
Yan
Tuivasa

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>white women hanging with mutts
Every time

KKutie vs MexicanQT up next boys

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>DC on coke
>rogan on lsd
>anik on benzos
oh my we are having some fun now

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Its my niece you cucks, I'm just memeing

kek

Ms. Steal Your Girl

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based and lolipilled

This looks like a bugchaser meetup.

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Stop whining fag muffin

dude wtf

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Damn, bee. 1:1 my pick. Based

I think so. That was the 25 part of the 75/25. Lamas chin is cracked, and it got blasted. The follow up shot behind the ear is what put him down.

Favella mode: engaged

Cope, bulkgeezer.

why are her feet a different colour to the rest of her

Love u dude

who /reddit/ here?

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That shit isnt funny you creepy ass freak, kill yourself you fucking macaco cunt

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Nice heem
Based

It's not okay to have sex with your niece, huebro.

HOLLLMMMMMMahhh

How did /pol/ get girls?

>tfw no polish waifu
why even live?

Time for fightfu match

I got Alexa

v&

You Lamas' dad?

this maybe UFC's cutest possible matchup

whitish trash Florida mode nunez is unstoppable

>shevchenko lives 20 minutes away from me
what the fug! maybe wiki is crazy

Elias would have thrown one more air kick then ran away.

>hue taking over the thread because of retards biting
shut the fuck up you bellends its like you never got your dicks wet in your life

Fuck off.

DC breakdown of Kattar/Lamas
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1560039933161.webm

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>BT Sport just advertised tickets for the London Bellator card DURING A UFC BROADCAST
Surely that breaks some conflict of interest stipulation in the contract or something?

How does Modelo taste?

I dont give a fuck faggot, her in her underwear, your hand placement and creepy nonce face as well as what you wrote under that pic is enough to get you investigated

>TAHT'S NOT FUNNY U CAN'T SAY THAT >:(((
I think you would be more at home on reddit friend

unironically an early stoppage

lamas was finna double leg and tap him

AND I THOUGHT BOXING REFS WERE TERRIBLE. THIS CUTBABBY JUST FULL ON HOOKED HIM FROM 3 METERS AWAY TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND THE REF ALLOWED IT. LAMAS WASN'T KO'D FROM THE ONE TWO, THE ILLEGAL HOOK TO BACK OF HEAD KO'D HIM. FUCKING STUPID ASS SPORT.

riding an alpha wave since she fucked up cyborg

Alpha as fuck

i watch them not because theyre funny or crazy, but because theyre the 2 most normal boring motherfuckers on the internet, and i need that shit to feel normal sometimes.

Jones is the embodiment of Yea Forums in mma

fermented piss, so pretty good.

how long from now until tony and cowboy fight?

Not as good as corona

what's your reddit username?

>posting products of your more sexually successful family members on /heem/ and saying that others are cucks

I wonder if her ex husband shaved his goatee.

goals desu she has serious bde

Like fat Mexican ass.

Diamonds

Didn't his YT chanel get heem'd? what's he doing now?

BRUH

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>Defending diddler monkeys
Hello mutt

Fucking weirdo pedo

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It was a 3 2 not a 1 2 you cazzie

Moraes
Shevchenko
Cerrone
Yan
Tuivasa

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Call Uncle Dana and grass em up

snapjitsu4lyfe

Like farty piss water, what do you think?

It's crazy but Amanda legit has the most chad body language in the UFC

>2017
white women fuck dogs
>2019
white women fuck power tools

shudder to think what 2021 will have in store for us

git gel rag fight

Eatafatcockyoucumguzzler

Chicago, Chicago, that toddlin' town
Chicago, Chicago, I will show you around

SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING AANYYWHEEEREEE

Wtf I am better looking than all those guys, maybe equal with the middle guy depending on how fit he is. Why arent those chicks fucking me I would settle for all 3, is it because I have no job

All the streams died at once rip

Like Miller Lit for homesick Mexicans

Negra Modelo is good tho

>no hips
>no waist

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I hear Journey playing in the arena.

bit gay

I'd let her fuck my wife

He isn't though you triggered plebbit cockroach

pretty based 2bh

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It was more of a looping jab than a hook

quintessentially huwite

Cejudo looks like a snack-size Shamrock brother.

Hey guise..Cejudo won a gold medal. At the Olympics. Gold. He won it. At the Olympics. Guise. Hey. He is an Olympian.

Gotta go work out, i pray i make it back on time, will most likely cut it in half just for today.

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>shudder to think what 2021 will have in store for us
POZZZZZZZZZ LOADSSSSSSSSSSSS

ok not joking now
I can fuck white girls, pic related is white and has blue eyes

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BAS3D

Relaxing indica strain.

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>All these memes strength and conditioning snake oil salesmen

Johny looks good without the beard

Why isn't Cm Punk booked for this card if it's at Chicago? Why do you think heem?

Just as good as Nemiroff™ you should watch the Netflix exclusive Bright™ and sink a few.

>repeatedly posting streams on here despite schaub blowing the whistle and getting the ufc to crack down on online streams
You are all honestly so fucking stupid whoever posted streams when people asked, enjoy not watching the fights

Cejudo Vs Cruz would be an interesting match up if Cruz ever does come back.

Guys I'm sure the Brazilian poster was only joking about sexually abusing his niece.

Reddit please.

Imagine being this fucking stupid.

he's got a big fat roid head

women with hips and waist are where they should be, at home raising children like a good christian mother

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>0.58% THC

the fuck?

Why even watch if you're just going to get upset?

i have not worked in 2 years and my girl still sucks me dry daily...stop acting like a pussy show some confidence in yourself you pussy

I mean, how good is Raquel Pennington (at absorbing damage while still defending enough for the ref to let it continue)?

>DUDE

my fiance just broke up with me and told me she's in love with her black boss. I'm in a lot of pain and need a stream to watch cowboy beat the piss out of tony. please help.

>tfw cheeky 10er on Jessica Eye

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this bitch cant throw em properly. shes gonna get KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT.

>dead eyes

She has some serious one punch knockout power, Joe.

He can explain the joke to the authorities

the canadian weed

How about you go neck yourself bro? Now.

Her face is really so busted you need to hide it?

"Henry Cejudo is the most inspirational UFC fighter ever" --Henry Cejudo

nah...kys now

cringe

>ignoring the point
fucking retard leaf, always gotta embarrass yourself cuck.

lmao imagine looking like this and posting this picture with that comment

Brazilians are now the worst shitposters on the site. When are you aussies gonna take that title back

Yeah he looks exactly like half of Frank

Fucking based leaf i didn't think you got my picks but you did

who hurt you?

Fuck off nonce

Not as good a The Happy Warrior

>this is what a white person looks like
>posts Sarah Goldsteinbergowitz

A tad bready, notes of coriander and oat. Mouthfeel is a bit dry.

How? Do you get gibs from parents or something?

weak ass shit bro

>my girl
Yeah, more like your dad. Go jump off a bridge fuckface.

>need a stream to watch cowboy beat the piss out of tony
this kind of stream doesn't exist

>this is what qualifies for white in hueland

>(((white person)))

why dont i like when the whores fight

>dabbing whilst getting heemed

I don't care what anyone says, you *HAVE* to respect that.

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thats extremely low tho

i assumed KK was still knocked out from Andrade

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>another fucking wmma fight
my strength is being sapped lads idk if i can keep up with this

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scroll to top, then down til you find links

AKA Chimpy

How about you go back on YouTube and spam corny Tony Ferguson jokes, you literal mongoloid.

Right lads I'm off to Woolies for some Fite Snax™
Youse want anything?

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thats a $1 bill though

>McUmaDelicia claimed this post was a joke.

Let's get it boys!

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good goyim, keep inhaling our psychosis plant

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Grasso looks so autistically adorable walking out.

yikes

You've already exposed yourself as a cazzie, why would i care about the rest of what you have to say.

not for canadians.

I've never seen them fight in my life

fer sure get me some corn nuts™ b

just dont feel like exposing these girls, its not cool

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>reddit response
I knew it. Just go end it now. You obviously need no reason. Just do it.

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ive been smoking sativas but the last one i got is giving me panic attacks/paranoia every fucking time.

might be time to switch to indicas. i just want to feel good man. not think about death and the end of the world.

>ILLEGALLY HOOK LAMAS BEHIND THE HEAD FROM A METER AWAY TO KO HIM
>REF DOES NOTHING ABOUT IT
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS SPORT

a bottle of tawny please

I'm really sad because of your statement
I can't really understand this ugly mf br whore craving for attention

you jelly you gay homo faggot...i'm tell you truth

get some timtams m8

>using basic white tho vernacular

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IVANOV
RIVERA
FERGUSON
SHEVCHENKO
CEJUDO

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hope you are being ironic, nigger.

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WTF

qt's actually watch UFC?

twitter.com/_PhlegmFatale/status/1137517582750289921

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need moar sauce...looks very dry

WTB mobile stream

Karolina is cute! CUTE!

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it says 15.9 total. my bottle of the same strain says 18% for some reason.

At least they're both cute this time.

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Nice meme response. Go find that bridge fuckface. Do it.

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canadians are sposed to have some of the best weed. british columbia

Name my band.

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He is right though you dumb fuck, no one likes you leaf faggots you ruin heem

Get me a pack of granby rolls and some butter

>Tfw already finished me snacks sincei i assumed they would last me up to the meme fight.

Fuck.

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eventually the paranoia never goes away and then you suffer or get hooked on (((pharmaceutical medicine)))

are you okay?

What's good boys, Calvin Kattar's little bro here. I just wanted to say FUCK YOU for ever doubting my big bro. Your all a buncha niggers and I swear on my life if I ever see any of you around the north end imma pull up on u and smack each and everyone single one of you.

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Posting your child niece in her underwear is fine though you disgusting nonce

this is the fight

Jews were not the first to cultivate weed you dumb faggot. I don't even smoke you're just a retard kys no one thinks you're clever or funny

That 3-2 from Kattar though

Steamed Hams

>jelly
Yeah, suck both barrels and end it now, bitch.

Man(let) Pit

The Manlets

>that jawline
>qt

What's with white people falling in love with transsexuals?

how would you know what our $10 bills look like?

this is now a Dubu thread

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intellectual derp werb

>So who did you watch 238 with user?

>Some Brazilian who was eager to show me how many women he fucked despite his penis size

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cowboy cocksuckers

>remaking Child's Play
can we just collapse already

Have you considered taking images of these rancid skanks is more of a sign of your own weakness for validation, than simply finding a high quality fuck and not worrying about the thoughts of others?

here comes the whores

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What the fuck? isn't Rogan 5'4 or some shit? are those legit midgets?

The Height Have-Nots

sucks to be you. I'm snacking on some Doritos Dinamitas and still have most of the bag

>underwear

uh its called a diaper and kids here in brazil actually run in their underwears and with no shirts until they are around 8

we dont have a pedo culture like your european shithole so our kids are not sexualized

>ywn have a dinner of carp and cabbage with her
Why even live?

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grab me a scrumpy

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>samefagging
lol

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Yup. Never better. Why you still here? Go suck a barrel.

How do I get milfs to fuck me, the market is too flooded with desperate guys that they can aim far above what they desetve and have the pick of tons of fit chad guys. In an even world I should have my pick if fucking older women.

Karolina looks 40

>meme responses
>still typing up gold medal jokes

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mexico is not greater than poland

chicago is full of poles and spics

lol no? ive been smoking for literal decades now man

SMUG REF

SMUG FUCKING REF

SMUG BASTARD

SMUG

Grasso is a qt3,14

the fuck is buffer's problem with that pronunciation?

fuck yeah, post more kpop thighs

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trying so hard to stay awake maybe i can jerk it to grasso somehow and get energy

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you wouldnt either you poorcunt nigger

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i got some ramen and pork buns and bubble tea on the way
very hype

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kk going to sleep

I'm just proving that penis size has nothing to do with it
neither does height
if you are fun enough, you can fuck lots of bitches and they will love you even if you have a 11.5 cm dick

Special Needs

can you help me get something from the top shelf gang

KK has this via clinch.

And you keep responding. Shut up, bitch.

home just in time for wmma, based!

Why is that ref always so fucking smug?

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I want to nut deep inside Karolina

KK got on the juuuuuuuuuuuuice

JUICE boys

those shoulders are brand new

Cejudo
Valentina
Tony
Yan
Tai

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kk is getting slept

Based manlet hue Chad dabbing on the incels

kk retires tonight right?

based

you sound very gay
>gay reddit username
>telling others to go suck phallic things

who molested you?

>(((paranoia)))
imagine getting scared after smoking a joint

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I wish I could get a gf. I always have to pay. I'm probably going to a strip club tonight. I have a girl there who lets me suck her tits. How do you do it Brazilbro, show me the way. .

kk eating punches lol

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all these girls are under 20 tho
I wish they were rich milfs, but they are not ;-;

>she got rocked

When Rogan says this does it even mean anything anymore?

polaks are the worst race

There's plenty of sea in the fish user

Thanks man!

>i'm proving
Proving to who? Who's telling you these things outside your own head?

I'll slit your throat before the night's over.

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like bags of sand

my fightfu should sleep the uggo granny face

Reddit spacing. Holy fuck End yourself.

¡Arriba!

based grasso chin checking early

heesh

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115 pound girls are fighting. what.
Am I understanding what I am seeing here? Someone stop this.

It's been a while since i've been able to enjoy a fight night on /heem/. Does anyone have any pics of Aunt Laurie?

how do you know what reddit spacing looks like?

Come get it. Any time. Where you at? I’m game.

>FACE THE PAIN
more like face the boredom sheesh

>mfw deleted all my milkman memes
Have a sarah olney instead

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Karolina wears skirts and heels so I want her to win

Rod Torfulson’s Armada featuring Herman Menderchuk

The first chick with her ass out has the body of a 40 year old no way she is in her 20s

Except women in the west do care about height. You can't compare brazil to usa/europe.

>caring about how someone spaces on heem

heem urself my guy

some ufc owner has to have some fetish for something

why is grasso so flat? she needs to eat more beans and rice

fighting is a generous description

KK's head movement needs work. I'd like to teach her some head work.

imagine being so brainlet u just "dude weed lmao" when u smoke weed

FACE THE PAIN

FACE THE PAIN

HEEMING IT INTO PIECES

You're in Brazil, you're not proving anything. You don't even need to be fun, any guy who earns a average salary in the west would get mauled by girls in Brazil and not the chubby ones that you keep posting as well

Gayest post I think I've ever read

>multiple piercings
>dyed hair
>photo with food and a retard face, has the "omg i love eating!!!" attitude
>wearing hoodie as a woman
>in the description she points out her pride in "compulsive drinking/eating", another 21st century trait of modern women
>qt

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>I’m game
You're gay.

Oooooohhhh I guess he has been on reddit once.

Faggot What are you, 8 years old

KK should move to Japan and do JAV

Alexa a cute

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>tfw kk is now flushed

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I want Grasso to eat a plate of enchiladas then drop a hot load in my mouth.

This hue is my new favourite poster, working all the incels into a seething frenzy

didn't you see her this week at the faceoffs? woof

She won’t.

You want that $50k POTN bonus? Start finger fucking each other at the beginning of round 2.

>being triggered
>by how people

type on the internet. kys

imagine

I know you don't smoke because the weed nowadays that's cross bred and engineered to be extra potent isn't anything like the first weed that men cultivated. It's pushed and promoted by Jewish people to further destroy the West.

Ok, Abo.

RIIIIIIIIIII
PPIIIIIINNG
MEEEEE
IN
TO
PIE
CES

This match sucks dick and idk why o became a fan of KK

>canadian replies to me

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>tfw Alexa goes on to lose on points again and gives us her cum face

Except you mate, you would be a virgin even in Brazil.

I'm hetro as shit so I only like muscular androgynous women in pants

>that modern roastie
>qt

kys

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I'd pay $50k for a porno between those two

at least make out a little

Why do women choose to wear rash guards?

Serious questions for the hardcore fans.

What was the exact moment in Karolina's career that she became flushed?

Who will they give Kattar next? Stephens?

oh no no no no

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Based & Redpilled

im enjoying the whores fighting

why's everyone so upset today

Come see how gay I am. Bet you are a fat fuckstain.

based

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>mfw both of them start furiously masturbating on the stool during intermission to get their adrenaline up

How much seethe will there be if Tony loses?

Damn imagine how stinky a wmma fighters feet must be after a match

AAAAAAAA I LOVE ALEXA AAAAAAAAAAAA

Yes, keep making excuses, guys
Your dick is not too big, you are not too tall, brazilian women are easy, I'm rich

the only way you cant find love is if you are actually deformed

Even Nunes if fucking a cutie with a tight pussy

the only logical fight for him is holloway super saiyan 3

It's fine as long as it isn't habitual bro.

t. Former pot head haven't smoked in a year

Yikes

she's always fought like this lol

KK needs to just find a cutie polish guy and settle down. Fighting is not for her anymore.

Because she weighs as much as I did when I was 6. Womanlets lose excess fat in their tits and ass when they cut weight. I wanna see a braphog grappling division.

at least 10 suicides

Remember when (((they))) convinced a whole generation of people that smoking cigarettes was good only for that whole generation to die of throat and lung cancer. It's going to be the same thing with weed, you're all going to be out of your minds come your middle age years. You're already noticeably slow to everyone but yourself.

Does the tariffs mean Grasso loses 5% of her purse?

She's a cute gilf

Ryan Hall

Yeah, so triggered. You new? It’s a women’s bout. Time to shitpost you brainlet.

Lads will we ever get some type of nude female fighting in our lifetime? Even better if they go full Ultimate Surrender with finger and ass fucking, winner fucks loser etc. Or will the whole SJW culture make it impossible. I would pay $130 for each ppv no questions asked

Her meme energy burned so brightly but went out so quickly

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only want him to win so he doesn't hurt his family

The ENTIRE Tony meme ends in only three-ish hours.

didn't you hear the news?

>be a pressure fighter
>have terrible technique
>weigh 115 lbs
karolina's still my girl but damn...

A lot but cowboy is based and would probably be mcgregor's next fight if he wins. I think conor is too much of a pussy to fight tony ever

UFC is pozzed as fuck now lmao. Giving money to glad. Ever since the mafia sold it, pure AIDS.

is /heem/ a T-sperg general?

If Anik wasn't homophobic he is now.

How insensitive is Rogan to mention Jones while around DC. DC probably almost started crying again just now.

based as fuck brother, these are amazing streams
mind if I ask you where do you find them?

Please may someone be so kind as to provide me with a working stream that i can watch all these great fights on tonight! Thanks in advance lads.

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Like you will ever have that much money.

weed legalization has cohencided with increasing homo population in the usa

fo sure B

Who would buy a ufc pride shirt

Im not a fighter

wmma should be orgasm subs and kos

>Worlds largest lgbt media advocacy organization

What does that even mean

ufc.tv

>UFC shilling for fagshit
FUCK ESPN

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Rogan, it's time to retire my man.

Elkins and he will win

Tony seems more of a voat type

>whole generation to die of throat and lung cancer
You must have been in charge of the holocaust kill count as well

see

secret :)

Someone from Australia.

HEEEEEEEEEM

holy fuck kk is flushed

You fags buy yours yet?

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more like Yosep Rogen

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Are these fighters allowed to knee each other in the vagina? I don't watch women sports and this all seems a bit silly tbqhmg

Does Alexa take big fat burrito shits?

where's the kiwi with the new thread

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>cohencided

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This

Scary to think about but if Tony loses tonight and his CTE gets worse he might kill his wife and child

>we are all fighters
what are they fighting? absolute clown world

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heem is strictly a romero and glover teixeira community

Brit anons remember to buy your gay sandwiches from marks and spencers in honour of pride month

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they were out of 5XL

literally the most seethe ever on heem

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No. Mini taquito shits.

no crotch shots

I got a working stream for ya
*shits in your mailbox*

20 - 17 to KK

This is some seriously 1-sided commentary

Weed has made him retarded. He probably just realised now it was insensitive

More shekels for me

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I invented Canrolina

what the fuck aussie you have one job make the nuevo you cunt

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That sounds pretty based

hit her in the pussy

Anyone of you fucks, any fucking one!

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Think I'm done with this semen slurping sport

Grosso a qt

TEXT CLOUT

are you blind and stupid

I'd unirocally buy a pride rules ppv, one night only with stomps and refcams, yellow cards should've been adopted by the ufc a long time ago

She poops bouquets of roses that smell like springtime

what's the over under on wonderlad being a pole smoker?

Fucking banger, lads

>billion dollar corporations promoting gender bender shit to sell t-shirts
capitalism was a mistake.

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Nice furniture.

new

True. It's more 20-16.

United Center is mostly empty...why

white shirt is really cute

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Why are these women even fighting instead of having and raising children?

>le close your eyes and just swing lady

How the fuck did she ever string together enough wins to challenge for the belt?

Meet me at the Balmaha boatyard faggot

Kinda susp he's pushing 40 with no kid or wife in sight

fucking fagets have no kids nor family to take care of, so they have money to waste on stupid shit. No wonder companies love fagets

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do you wax your hands? lol

I'm really sorry to tell you this, I am a doctor and by looking at your skin I have to inform that you have anal cancer.

it was at the point everyone in the division was just lining up to lose to Joanna. they just needed fresh bodies to fight her

I'll neck

How many bongs until T-sperg vs dadrrone?

is anal cancer even real

>givemereddit.stream/stream/5cfc084d0c0ca5cfc084d0c0cf
>crackstreams.com/mma/1/
>daddylive.live/channels/stream-4.php
>strims.world/c/g1.php
>jamunanews.net/sport/mma/a2.html
>hailhydra.xyz/ufc-238-cejudo-vs-moraes/
>watchkobestreams.info/mma2.php
>freesport.xyz/p/ufc-238-cejudo-vs-moraes.html
>streamos.live/2019/06/f94761b67f8d.html
>footballstreamers.club/ufc-238-cejudo-vs-moraes/

What I left /pol/ for. You da man

Anyone wonder if Grasso's period sauce tastes like salsa?

>OOOO OOOOO

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How long until ESPN makes them have trannies fighting women?

Any way we can ban these people or at the very least track them down irl and shoot them in the head?

>bookies had karolina and grass both at evens
what the fuck were they thinking? betting on grass was free money, kk has been flushed for a long time.

>2019 and still putting this wmma shite on ppv
wew

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joe rogan wearing lifts is barely taller than a 115lb woman.

o i am laffing.

revved

Why you mad? Afraid of getting your red wings?

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yeah, just got mine

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the fuck is this

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going to be pretty sweet when this image is juxtaposed with his face caved in later on

a lady on instagram posting pics with period blood all over her. Forgot her name

Unironically though that sounds like a tasty sandwich combo

This is the closest of a dude meeting I had this year. Yay

Moraes
Shevchenko
Ferguson
Rivera
Tuivasa

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(((Cohen)))cided?

that horn kek

>period blood all over face
>hundreds of piercings
>unshaven armpits

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MEET ME IRL FAGGOT BITCH WHITEBOY I'LL FUCK YOU UP.
I'M AT 37.2372° N, 115.8018° W WAITING FOR YOU BITCH. BRING IT!