/nrl/

>This column has heard lots of stories about Stubbs. He used to drive Souths players mad years ago, telling them about a board game he was inventing that was going to be bigger than Monopoly. It has not seen the light of day.
How can one man be so based?

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the sharts run is over when johnshit comes back. he was the reason why they were so fucking shit at the start of the season.

rip sharts.

>Godnulla now only $8 to take the hip
Our year la

>thinking bookies are the measuring stick for success

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>thinking they’re not
>thinking the NRL isn’t rigged and the bookies don’t control it

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thinking the pooiders might win it all this year

>Shaun Johnson to fullback
>Moylan to centre
>Dugan to Penrith

she looked like a goblin the other night. Her makeup people need to not tie her hair back

>footy show stats now have a column for sin bins

KEK

sam burgess scored a try and yet still didn't crack 60

time to sell

she always looks like a goblin. just googled her and this chloe moretz tier pic came up, assure you I haven't edited it

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she looks ok right now m8, but she is hiding behind the desk

she looks better now with her nosejob

she looks really good today and her attitude/personality is on point

can one of you australians explain the meme behind this pic to me and why ive seen it posted for so long

The sunday footy show is almost perfect lads. They just need to replace billy with someone with a personality

they should have a current player on there every week

Titans / Panthers

gagai is beast

freddy is in denial lads

For me, it's Jalna Greek Yoghourt.

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lmao that fucking boot steal and throw

what the fuck

GREEKGODS RUN /NRL/

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>he didn't watch the game

sterlo is so fucking based

wish he was my dad

>he watched every second of the game like an autistic incel with no friends
>he didnt get drunk with his mates at a BBQ with the game on a big screen out the back and watched it every now and then in between having elite and intelligent conversations with mates
>he will recoil in sheer horror at being called out like this and result to calling me a cazzie
>i will laugh and shrug it off as i go about my objectively superior life

it was also all over the news on thursday and friday cazzie

Is there anything more embarrassing than casuals seething?

yeah m8, you. LMAO

Me and my entire life

Are you all speaking English?

proxy off nightshit

It was an American exchange student who we bullied into tyrning himself trans

Freddy should pop Xerri

>Jalna
Kek he fell for the non-stop advertising

seething

For me its yogo

>mitchell moses doesn't deserve 800k he isn't an elite rep playe-

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*eats yoghurt*
*is a homosexual imagining it's man semen from the men he likes to have mansex with nonstop*

Just had 4 beef and mushroom mrs macs pies for lunch lads

>doesn’t eat yoghurt
>wonders why he’s an obese virgin who will likely inherit bowel problems later in life

>is lebanese
>is named moses

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Webster is both right and wrong. 800k is a lot for a 25 year old prospect man thats played over a 100 matches and never made the finals. But at the same time, who else is off contract to replace him?

He's hot garbage but 800k is about the right price with todays salary cap

>moses is garbage

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>Making the central figure of your religion a murderer and theif who communicated with trees on fire
Yikes

>worshipping a pedohile

based muslims

youtube.com/watch?v=Xvo-bfaVsg0

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Hot garbage m8

thinking panthers

Imagine sending you kids to a catholic school to learn about this dribble

imagine not rating moses as one of the best halves in the game

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Imagine meeting a woman you love and who loves you and forming a life long relationship with her and having children together and raising them together

oh its josh "muddie" reynolds reverse baiting.

Imagine if she came back.

I imagine it every night in my dreams.

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thinking of not watching any of these peems play now that goatcastle have already played

>i-i-i d-d-didn't get b-b-baited if i pretend i know who it was that b-baited m-m-me

>not watching the broncGODS

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>none of the panelists have anything to say about the poodogs

KEK

>he didn't deny it

Who is the asian pornstar on the left?

Who made these creepy Aldi ads?

If I don’t know the difference between a freshie and a cazzie, does that make me a freshie or a cazzie?

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this pic looks familiar...

Freshcaz PTY LTD.

>best in the air
>and everywhere
What is the implication meant to be here?

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Yeah, I'm thinking its a netty afternoon

Stupid dumb 8 year old poster

Housby a cute

CUTE!

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touch football is comfy

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Time to finish those chapters on Fichte ladies

poo peelanders should be good at touch footy because nobody would want to touch the smelly cunts

lmao

Seibold pervin on the touch girls

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B R O N C G O D S
win today lads

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nah im thinking the $1.30 favourites will lose

Imagine having a touch footy gf and watching her run around touching other girls and getting all sweaty and then after the game taking her home and not letting her shower and having sex with her still in her sweaty footy gear. That's definitely something I would do if I wasn't a repulsive virgin

/nrl/ meeting TODAY at KFC Jesmond 3pm

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post more of him

>and miss the BroncGODs winning
Yeah nah mate the meetup is at my place on the cenny coast.

based

where the fuck is jesmond

wtf i love women's touch football now

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Wish I could touch a fit girl's thighs lads

Just treated myself to a complementary sausage on bread thanks to the based courier mail lads

there's a pedo joke in there somewhere

is that some kind of pedo euphemism

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was gonna make one myself

No, at suncorp

No, its me Sean

how's the mum walkie?

Homemade pizza fresh out of the oven before the broncgods play lads

THATS MY THATS MY THATS MY PEEEEEEMMMM

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>2pm kick off

>kahu ditching the cowboys to watch the broncos play
lmao

Mine plays mixed touch footy and always comes home mad horny

>Fichte
Don’t waste your time. Read Schopie and a bit of Kant. Every other german philosopher is garbage

I'm reading /nrl/ family posts which is better than anything you'll ever read in your entire life ladies

Ignores the fact they’re all dykes tbqh

ded

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Didn't realise mccullough was on the bench

Shite-ans
Penrith

gf said BroncGODs looking sloppy lads

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deleted it you pussy

I am the puppet master.

poster that btfo /fa/
good looks > looking good

That's a big coconut

for poo

She's single lads and looking for bnswc

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My bronnies lads

My virginity levels are steadily rising lads

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TURPS

What do you think it's like to slap milford's arse

Salty bags of coins

She's not single she's my gf

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the incel pedo richo

>taking the four

My bronnies :(

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>watching this game

>taking the six

Please watch our sport

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>taking the six on half time instead of going for the field goal

>bad shittler LITERALLY crying about the shoe throw
foxsports.com.au/nrl/state-of-origin/not-funny-freddy-blues-coach-blows-up-over-hunts-cheeky-shoe-throw/news-story/4cfb1816e8b1bea89fa36fe6c1d5d4e9

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>The incident prompted an annoyed Fittler to broach the topic with the game’s officials, who initially giggled in response.
lmao

FUCK THE BLUES

This will come back to haunt them

literally never seen advertising for it. it is simply /elite/

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>AFL cut to the jumper
based

Just remembered darius boyd exists lads

>broncos get penalty on the line and then knock it on episode

lmao that pass

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no.

FUCKING MILCUNT

>Queensland team full of shitskins
>Doesn't understand that stealing is wrong
can't say I'm surprised

BIFF

how big is aussie rules in east australia?
how big is nrl in west australia?

I heard if you like one you absolutely don't know a thing about the other.
It's very very binary (according to /cric/ lads)

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Bit sick of these racist refs penalising a player just for doing a tackle

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Why was this video of richo aka joseph melican with his latest squeeze removed?

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B R O N C G O D S

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afl is generally bigger in nrl states than nrl is in afl states
I know a bit about both since I'm an afl customer in queensland
please watch our sports

idk lad
I've switched over to this AFL: Sydney S v West Coast E since the UFC just ended and it looks like complete shite

*cuckstomer

Who let Matt Lodge out of prison?

please watch it PLEASE

Lodge a report for Lodge lads

AHHHAHAHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
OH
NONONONONO

SEIBOLD
NO
NO
AHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

COCONUTTED

Even the white guys in Broncgods are coconuts

posts that did not age well

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About to pooicide lads

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>99% of money on the Broncshits
>Broncshites lose
Proof sportsbet rigs this shit

Did none of them realise it was last tackle then

COMEBACK

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>southern cross tat

based

>12/17 players from the broncucks are coconuts

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twitter.com/SeaEagleSpur/status/1137579304441618432

forehead is too small, not handsome

Please watch our sport

>boyd collects winnings after the game

>Where is Shiggyaro?

at the pub

with me mum

Name a better sight than seething broncucks customers

Under 10 seething broncuck customers.

What are they going to do with mccullough now that turpin is going so good

Poosters team:
1. James Tedesco
2. Daniel Tupou
17. Mitchell Aubusson
4. Joseph Manu
19. Ryan Hall
6. Drew Hutchison
7. Cooper Cronk
15. Zane Tetevano
21. Sam Verrills
10. Siosiua Taukeiaho
11. Boyd Cordner (c)
16. Sitili Tupouniua
13. Isaac Liu
INTERCHANGE
5. Matt Ikuvalu
9. Victor Radley
14. Nat Butcher
20. Lindsay Collins

>losing to the pootans at home

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>it's an any opponent of the Roosters gets massive refball episode
Yawn

>bondi wall

Good tackle Verillis you dumb reserve grader

>poodwards

Looks like all the roosters fans are here posting today

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Based Allana Ferguson

So we all agree Newcastle vs Melbourne next week is the gf preview?

DID THEY JUST KISS WTF

Maloney on origin watch

>Poosters

Dumb coconut

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Cracked the 1k, lads

based shitter

esssssssssssssssssssss ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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reminder

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I predicted it 2hrs before you, you stupid cunt

Actually that was my post you stealing prick

>stat padding baloney

peetor poodley

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Kayln Ranga

All me

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what's the score lads

Had Dearden in my 17 and still scraped a win, lads.

Had Gutho in mine and did, more impressive

>having shitters in your team at all

i just want a fucking gf

just sent an inv to Momokun for the brapsesh boys

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Hannah Hollis looking VERY good tonight, lads

>open window
>get too cold
>close window
>get too hot

>Why did Wayne take Roberts and not me?

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kek

>there are *actually* grown men who play supercoach fantasy leagues

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yep literally me after the first couple of games every week

just realised theres another game this round

Walk up to your mum and say ice wallow come lads

She replied 'I wish I did 30 years ago'

But I'm not 30 anymore

based me with the Yea Forums thread

just bought $50 worth of CoD in game currency

Based idiot

Sneed

How many beers in Latrell in right now?

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Imagine being a production assistant on League Life

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Dead community.

sorry mate, i'm busy getting quality rest so i can support GOATcastle as effectively and efficiently as possible