UFC 238 LIVE on ESPN+ Gamethread #2

fuck cowboy

based

It's get a come link posted one from buffstream please

ElessDee123, you here bro?

but

i didnt know woodley and usman had a rematch planned haha

good start to the thread so far, but id like to point out that its pride month so give the ufc some ppv bucks so they can promote faggot rights to your children

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natty goat

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>fixed cardio issues by doing nothing in the fight

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this fight is WMMA tier

Bronson vs gulag lee already made it worth staying up

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only watching for tony vs cowboy.

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BASED LINKER

Posting from bjj tournament, waiting on my match

>train gi 3x per week if...

Link please guys redit is down

GOD BLESS AMERICLAP

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American Grandfather just said "If I wanted to see two negroes fight I'd throw a dollar bill out my window"

old people are so racist smdh

you stupid?

Could you heem Roman Reigns in a shoot fight with PRIDE rules?

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can these fucking nigs do something so i wont fall asleep

go for the homoplata

No buffstream?

>both throw during the bell
>imply the American cheated to pander to the UK market cuz the actually American landed

Never change UFC

fuck this snozzefest

zzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzz

Giga nigga tyron finishes him this round

here you go nibba

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stinker

feds drone striked him

Will do huebro

why would a Brit say this I wonder

take em or buy, your choice

since when is Woodley British?

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How do fighters get such big arms? Even the skeletons and manlets have good definition.

Bellator's card next week is sexy as fuck lads.
Even a prelim is interesting.
When was the last time Bellator had an interesting prelim?

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g-g-g-gadoosh

Black people are based. You won't change my mind on this.

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i dont know, are spears legal in pride?

His face is melting

steroids/being a manlet unironically

Tonights the night guys

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Fun fact: due to the state they’re in tonight, if you quit due to a nut shot you lose tko

Really hoping it comes into play tonight

thought this was a complilation of all of schaub's victories

took me like seven replays to realise it was just the one knockout over and over again

Hey everyone, cheer for the asian bird for me next fight so I can win dollar thanks

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americans are fucking gross

good luck

The fans are losing this fight

By working out, they build bigger arms to generate more power

Its a fight, Bevon!

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>thinking a stacked bellator card wont be mediocre as fuck in practice
they are NEVER good.

Guys I was just saying I like cowboy as a joke, haha

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has danus been fighting this year?

why's pico on a prelim

would grab

BRING BACK ELIAS

It's just a tackle with theatrics

because he got heemed in his last fight

Isn't lewis the guy who Uriah hall flushed ?

based DC

>I as promised a good old madingo fight7
Dana needs to sell these boys

is it bunda time?

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>out there playing patty cake

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Rogan wasnt lying when he called this the sleeper fight of the card

Because he's a flushed chinlet

flushed prospect

Johny pls

How many hous would you guys think it'd be until the Ferguson VS Cerrone match? i gotta help a family member move some shit and it's going to be a long drive there and back.

Am i gonna make it in time?

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why did i choose to sit and watch this one lads

feeling pretty foolish

also if the Hill fight goes to a decision now they're going to run overtime, absolute kek

Why are blacks so lazy and cowardly?

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Imagine living in a country where this is a 10

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Based DC roasting

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Hoping there's an acestream link among these.

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It's official, WMMA > males

sad listening to rogan and dc trying to commentate on this dumpster fire of a fight

>staying up
It's like 1 PM

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>cuz the actually American landed

Never change America

Nog bumfights are so fucking shit, literally WMMA tier
White bumfights are the spiciest

You gonna move some couchbags?

why do my leg keeps going up and down even after a full day including two workouts? I take no coffeine or nicotine. Thanks you frens

less than 3

good post good filename

kek

4 hours minimum.

>Jumping onto the Octagon after THAT performance

should be deducted 50k just for that
the NERVE

...

3 hours exactly

I get dressed in my historically accurate southern plantation owner attire and have to sit through such a disappointing display of dark bodies clashing. Very upsetting.

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based

What worksout do they do?

did this dude really just climbed the cage after this snoozefest lmao

More like TONYght is the night am i right

If I could I would personally execute every nigger on earth

reported to ICE

cringe

looool this guy actually flexed on the fence despite doing jack shit the whole fight

These two niggers better be cut. WTF. Wineland and Popov even had a heem involved. Get out of my sight.

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Rogan's a literal retard

Have you seen your nose?

See post like this are really good when we are getting dumpster on fire of fight like this one

stuck in the past my man

quality stache

ENGLAND GODS

V. sure that's a University of Leeds student card

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Her name is Victoria she went to my hs

but a bellator main event is basically a prelim and hes their only legid prospect drawl. bad move by bellator b

OH FUCKING HELL I'M 0/3

ANGELA HILL IS GOING TO WIN NOW LADS
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TONIGHT

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UFC FINNA RUN OVERTIME

I meant 3 and a half minimum, soz

What the fuck ?
Robbed

*sips*

what are the weirdest bodies on the UFC?

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>she got all the qt genes while her sister is aging at a rate of 3 years per month
sad!

based

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You mean suck their cocks so dry that they literally die?

>picking nina over tatiana
you're fucking retarded

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Trying to get these chink's for that china audience.

Where do you go to get all the stream links since reddit is hit or miss nowadays?

FUCK AMERICANS
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

this shoulderlet

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ilir latifi is pretty weird

Do you guys prefer Asian women or Black women.....(fighters of course because this IS a sports board)

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Don't worry bro, Yan will win, got all my bets right so far tonight

>never skip nipple day

You'd be surprised my bee

coal miner bods

webm-bro how do you make webms so fast?

>getting the women out ASAP
fuckin kek

hill has zero power and loses almost every fight because of it.

Come on Hill
Give us a sheem for old time's sake

fuck you guys Angie is based

Nina is training with Amanda and making very good progress
she will be champ in 1 or 2 years

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neither but asians if I had no choice

secret

how do i get a black gf?

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Twitchy, why have you forsaken us?

nina looked good in her last fight b tati only has hype because of food truck diaries. i heard that's the new starmaker in the biz

How do i get big arms

>point fighter
>having any chance over a wrestler
I think you're retarded.

COME ON CHINK PUT THIS FUCKING NIGGER ON THE FLOOR

>another fucking wmma fight
Lol remember when the ufc was actually an entertaining event and didn't feel like you are sitting through a bunch of classes to get to lunchtime?

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who's that one that looks like a giant giant baby?

Are Penne and Hill dykes or something? Why are they always together?

Rogan is part of the group of intellectuals called "The elders of the internet", so he can't be a retard.

based walkout song

Angela Hill has lost every fight I've seen her in

angie based misfits walkout

Visit your local crack den. Take some crack.

post your favourite wmma fighter! here's mine

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Bellator>UFC

>panfaced pancake vs chocolate meth
no contest im taking the dark one

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Ancient secret

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Junior Albini

Better than PooFL at least

roid

Move to Dublin

Jerk off some big dicks

Never really cared for asian women, and never really cared for dark skinned women either.
Mulatto women are GOAT-tier though

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post her nudes

*pokes your eye*
nothin personnel kid

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Start freestyle rapping on Soundcloud.

steal a bicycle and give it to her

She won her last one, didn't she?

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Loper?

Once had a crackhead with a union jack tattooed on his forehead give me his email address and invite me to a crack den while having a cig outside kings cross station
True story

Who dis man

disgusting

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boring ass decision inc

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yeah he's terrifying
he looks like the baby in spirited away

Who's the dude on the right?

When did Rogan go so wrong?

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She got sheemed by Dustin Hoffman

I've change my mind. Now I want a Colombian gf

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Remember this conversation in about an hour

>Hill fighting AGAIN

I'd be impressed if she was actually decent

Final form

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China Strong!!!

Bet you didn't even go check it out, you rude poofter.

this
>9 of Hill's 15 fights have been decisions

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Reddit is fire you retard.

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I can't wait for a genetically modified Chinese super soldier to kill me

Hendricks let himself go

angela is losing the story of this fight b

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Honestly americans can go fuck themselves, selfish fat bastards. Litetally no reason not to start the event a few hours earlier to make it a bit more convenient for the rest of the world. So happy the UFC is back to doing like 140k ppvs at most.

Hill fights are spicy, is this the chinese girl that Joanna ducked?

gynostelum

look at this post lads it's quite a good one

just stop discriminating and fuck em all

Why are there so many chink girls in the POOFC.

I will lol. If you honestly think Tatiana wont muscle Nina to the ground and khabib her ass then you are legit retarded. No amount of training at ATT will help Nina stop Tatiana's TD's.

Need brazilian woman untainted by brazil

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seething

that is a little strange

Michael bisping is one fucking cool lad. When is he getting knighted? or whatever the fuck that old rich bitch does.

rojopilled, most beautiful women in the world

Does Hill just keep fighting once a month in the hopes they'll eventually give her some one shit?

I'm also stuck in your mom

Oh I agree but I disagree

America is more important than you :)

Speaking of Chinamenwomen
Where the fuck is Weili Zhang?

Haven't seen her fight in ages

>pom
>seething and whinging
every. time.

>jobbing to an Asian fighter
Is there a bigger sign of being flushed?

I thought she was desu

what's his name?

there was a tariff put on her

:)

It really is

You're one foot in the grave already?

ufc donating to lgbtq media advocacy group or some shit, kinda based ngl

god I wish that were me

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I just rediscovered my Colombian folder. I'm in love

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we are all fighters
we are all fighters
we are all fighters
we are all fighters
we are all fighters
we are all fighters

I'm just gonna watch lesbian and ebony porn for the women's fights

Come to America, go to a welfare office.

WHO IS THIS

fuck the rest of the world
das breddy gud!

>Joe yelling to pull down on the head

She's too busy playing Total War Three Kingdoms

Absolutely seething britcuck

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Cowboy going to ktfo Tony Ferguson

BRUH

based

>Joe blatantly shouting at the top of his lungs to help Angela
I like JRE but is anyone else starting to despise his commentary?

Amanda Nunes Instagram is pure GOLD.

any /nuneez/ fans here? Hoping Nina can get the W today

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>Rogan literally coaching Hill

Bloody hell

She fought in March.

we are all falafels
we are all falafels
we are all falafels
we are all falafels
we are all falafels

WAR XIAONAN
LEZZZGOOOOOOOOOOOO

more like fighting for that dick

FUCKING USELESS CHINK KNOCK HER OUT

new bellator signing, something davis

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killed technically from overpowered Ferg

He seemed like a nice enough fella desu, he had a mate that was a retard with him and he was telling me he kept 'ruining his grind' (basically selling fake chop to retards) by scaring off the customers.
I think the idea was to mug me at knifepoint in an abandoned warehouse but still, top lad

>rogan screaming out instructions

i despise this normie faggot so fucking much

someone buy my queer ass some merch

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If I ever saw something like this I would decapitate her she is too beautiful

Hey /heem/, I can actually speak mandarin and Xiaonan's corner said "Yan, her father was the one stealing lighters from father's corner store"

Wow great question

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Hill is so damn dumb dude, how is she still in the UFC

Rogan sperging about that weak as fuck triangle that was barely there.

DAE LGBTQA?+

/HEEM/ STAND UP
WE ARE ABOUT TO DO IT AGAIN

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Wtf why is Joe allowed to yell instructions to a fighter?

That's a good finishing rate for a women let alone a straw weight

blaze it

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At least Anik immediately commented on that

fug

SHE WAS ALMOST OUT

Why all Asians are cans?

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if you had to coach a female fighter would you tell them to stand and bang because there's no way they'll get hurt and the other fight will always just do nothing because they're a stupid woman?

Half of those were losses

What does it feel like to be punched by a woman?

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we need eddie to replace him

Buying random shit from AliExpress in honour of Xiaonan's strong performance

how do they not head butt eachother

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Hill's standup is embarassing compared to the chinese bird

lesbian bed death is real
you think they can get satisfied without penetration? and if they enjoy penetration why not just find a dick?

Valentina Shevchenko is Asian (from Kyrgyzstan) and she's a champ

so shut up m8

all proceeds go to NAMBLA

She was some r9k attention whore

salty coins

LOVE the thot look lads
wtf is wrong with me

like this

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holy shit

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Nice English, Joselito.

hunnert %

soul crushing webm

>and if they enjoy penetration why not just find a dick?
Maybe they're not attracted to dudes? I enjoy being fucked up the arse by a girl with a strapon, but I just don't find dudes attractive.

Thanks couldn't find anything. I really need a hapa gf

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Are Chinks Insects or humans?

Women just need to stop, okay you proved your point you can be violent and strong, we love you but its just sad to actually watch why can't women just see that.

punch yourself

this is why im here. thanks famalam

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GO MULAN

Smaller frames, less emphasis on strength training and weight cutting means they almost always have a strength and size disadvantage, lack of dedicated wrestling programs (most Asian grapplers are judokas), too much emphasis on traditional martial arts training (that largely doesn’t work well in MMA).

POST HER NUDES FAGGOT
SHES A r9k ROASTIE BTW

nothing yet
I'd wager a messy divorce in the future though

disabled arachnids

just kidding my man, google brooke r9k

Nice, i'm certain i'll make it in time then. Thanks guys.

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OHHHHHHH THAT TRIANGLE IS TIGHT SHE'S OUT STOP THE FIGHT STOP THE FIGHT

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Buddy I'm more than a foot in.
In your mom that is

Just wait until a tranny somehow gets in and demolishes all women "fighters". The WMMA meme will be dead within a year.

funny thing is Yair was offering peace for the last 10 seconds even though he knew he was losing and he ended up getting knockout of the year because he changed his mind lmao

I can only imagine what /heem/ looked like after this heem

ffs i looked away and missed a knockdown

webm?

yes

based

>you think they can get satisfied without penetration?

Yes.

> and if they enjoy penetration why not just find a dick?

Because they can use fingers/toys. There is virtually no difference from a dick.

I have a very small dick (11.5 cm, dont know how many inches is that) and I give pleasure mostly with my fingers and tongue and bitches keep coming back for more.

Would post some thot messages to me asking for more sex but you wouldnt understand them since they are in portuguese.

Hill looked lost

based asian meming on the nigress

My stream shit itself and I can't be bothered to look for another one for this shitty fight. UFC needs to fuck off with the fight pass only fights now that they're on espn+.

Why do nigs gas so fucking much?

Does Angela Hill ever actually land one of those stupid jumping front kicks she attempts almost every fight?

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I thought Korean Zombie would destroy him, hurt him on the feet, maul him on the ground. He did neither.

CHING CHONG CHING CHANG CHONG

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go to beginning of thread & scroll down til you find all the links

Ta

>(11.5 cm, dont know how many inches is that)
what race are you

That was dirty as fuck

Are you fucking her with your footlong dong, or did you literally stick your foot in her cunt?

>Because they can use fingers/toys. There is virtually no difference from a dick.
thats my point
how can you be a lesbian if you enjoy phallic objects

used to like rogan. cannot undo the damage done with his alt right racist guests popularizing

Yet he was still winning the fight until like a total brainlet he thought it was a good idea to fuck around and get heemed instead of just winning the decision.

lol you can totally see her contemplating it

HAA HAA HAA

3 of the 4 preprelims have been absolutely dire

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oh, wasn't even a knockdown

thank you based Aus

Hill looks like a crack momma fighting for more money for crack

brazilian (white)

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Haha thanks user!

KZ easily wouldve won the decision if they just hugged out the last 2 seconds

Angela looking like Eric Andre

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CHINKED.com

How? It's not like he punched the gook while he had his hand up. He waited for him to get back into a stance and then continued.

Why bother for a round of WMMA.

the chinese fighter is so predictable

saw the ad for ngannou vs jds on the bottom right just then and my heart skipped a beat and felt a pulse through my cock lads. thawlts?

This card has so much potential I really thought the early prelims would give us spice

A very large percentage of women can’t orgasm from penetration anyway. Clitoral and g-spot stimulation is much better for women. That’s why dudes need to learn to eat pussy and use their fingers if they want bitches hitting them up for booty calls.

SHE TAGGED HER STOP THE FIGHT

>white
like Moraes?

im fucking asian so im allowed :)

stay up, don't be sour just cuz you live in queens anus

Are you dumb? They enjoy anything in their pussy because there are pleasure nerves there. They dont enjoy the figure of a man.

rogan is a flaming leftist shill you fucking moron

>Jessica Andrade details gunpoint mugging, doesn’t go out late at night anymore
bloodyelbow.com/2019/6/7/18655734/ufc-champ-jessica-andrade-details-gunpoint-mugging-doesnt-go-out-late-at-night-anymore-mma

stay safe andrade

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eating pussy is gay and gives you cancer, i lick anuus

lay off the blacked videos

tfw missed seeing this live because they started hugging and shit at the end, so i just turned it off

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH SHE IS HURT
SHE'S ON WOBBLY LEGS

SHE'S GOING TO STUMBLE OUT OF THE OCTAGON, STOP IT RIGHT NOW

were almost the same, I'm fucking an Asian.

Angela makes my peepeee feel funny

Is rogan in love with hill

angela hill is such a can

But even though he was winning he didn't look good, he just landed a few more jabs and straights. He usually has such a snap to his punches.

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shouldve spent years shooting guns instead of MMA. haha idiot!

>lesbian bed death
>haha look at this user, using funny expression to explain his theory on lesbians
>better search it
>there's a wikipedia page on it
>mfw

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at least they were swangin

>I think both fighters stock goes up after that fight

What fight was Jon Anik watching?

This card better own

she reminds him of his wife's daughter

wmma, where no one wins

Feel like Rogan and DC really want Hill to win

>this is some high level striking DC, these girls are muensters

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What are you even talking about you supreme brainlet? I never said a thing about going to bed.

where are the /heem picks

FUCK WMMA REEE WHY IS THIS ALLOWED

I mean that was better than the previous fight

FOTN?

scaurcards

Are asians our new rulers

Why she cry cry?

Yeah, when is he gonna stop sucking her dick?

espn+ has stopped working about 3 times so far

chad baby on her case

>That’s why dudes need to learn to eat pussy

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Based decision

>3 decisions
At least this next fight will be good.

>he doesn’t like having a girl moaning and squirming all over his face

Not gonna make it

have sex (instead of watching, seriously this is free time in your relatively short lifespan use it wisely)

RACISM

JDS with that yellow fever.

Any low bandwith streams for a poor idiot?

Arizona Ranger vs Asian Barber

He means they'll both be in the kitchen making soups after this fight.

Rogan mad that hill didnt get the decision

Based natty chinklady

when i had the free trial it lagged like shit. Had to switch to streams lol

you gon learn today

hill shoulda won 2 rounds to 1

that was a sportsbook judge's decision right there

cant have the big favorite going down

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Her husband got knocked out in the last few seconds.

lesbos can't have sex

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>such a high level fight lmao wmma is so good right boys?

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scroll up to top, then scroll til you find links

shit card

too many women

good night

Gonna end up like Roger ebert

DC makes it comfy as f

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>judges
Who the fuck are these NIGGERS

hate to break this to you my man

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What was Dana thinking not having Tony - Cowboy as main event?

Is he dumb as fuck or something? Doesn't he comprehend that that is the biggest draw of the card?

I taught you were a baccala man uncle june!

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>1 fight
>Fight ranker next fight
The state of WMMA

indeed it is my friend, wish there would be more like yours, wmma sucks ass

If that’s the way I go out, I’m good with it.

heem, post yfw you hear marlon moraes voice

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shutup idiot u helped make the alt right cool

Arab

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I hope a Syrian heems you while you sleep

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Like whom?

hey if the alt right policy is jettisoning wmma then fuck it im in

I haven't watched the last couple cards how long has Ariel Helwani been working for ESPN? Is Dana mad?

lol hill got beat everywhere

I can respect the dedication

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I feel like it will be a night of memes lads

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Wew the prelims are on espn+, not just espn

What's with the gold chain?

how am i supposed to know now when it's time to end the suffering?

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Getting UFC 1-10 vibes from this promo, bees.

Anyone else picking Lamas?

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EDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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enjoy your incoming ban from youtube dummy. maybe next time dont agree with everything ur guest says when he says muslims are dangerous and evil

I like it when Cormier gets pumped lol

based breadtube poster

Someone please tell what just happened on their streams, wanna know if i'm synchronized or behind.

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ben shapiro
jordan peterson

>they call me manlet
>they call me dicklet
>i still fuck bitches, cum inside them and make them fall in love with me

I'm not even that handsome. You niggas have ZERO excuses.

1.73 cm height, 11.5 cm dick

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GALWLD DAWLG DC GREAT CAWLMEDY?? STAY IN UR LANE B

i'd still rim her

Halal in the streets, haram in the sheets

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I've gone through'em all. Imma need that 256k shit or less. Lol

fedtube

Fuck this I'm going to loop face the pain until it's tony time

is this audio scuffed or is it just me

be glad we can watch it and go to sleep early. Otherwise we'd have to watch midgets and wmma before watching el cucuy.

Cerrone just heemed tony stiff

Still a manlet and a dicklet.

Jewtube is obsolete anyways. Making Joe Rogan a Martyr will be big catalyst. Joe has a lot of friends and influence.

Eat shit camel fucker

depends if his wrestling works.

im only particuarly interested in the ferguson and tuivasa/ivanov fights but with that being said alexa grasso is a cute

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based
post more pics

...we are watching UFC 238 you retarded monkey

Yikes

based

is that your mom?

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Stop watching blacked

thanks man

i can't help you man, get better internet

Imagine if Sterling wins, he could very well be facing a dude who heemed him so badly his corpse dabbed.

Her bunda is bigger than you! Props, my man.

>use a spicy banger to get people to buy a horseshit card with two '''''''title fights''''''' between slappers and midgets
he's a genius

looks like a good time, im glad romance is not dead, dont eat her ass or cunt tho

Dunno I had that 10 9 Tony.
This is tight

Genuinely happy for you lad. You give me hope

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Is that your mom?

where can I get a British gf like this lads?

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It's not his decision

You know you're shit's retarded when you have to make a guide on how to buy

fuck that, scroll to top, then down til you get FREE links

>11.5 cm dick

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>I WON'T BACK DOWN
This guy's gonna back down isn't he?

when are prelims starting

>Lesbian bed death is based on 1983 research by social psychologist Philip BlumSTEIN and sociologist Pepper Schwartz
>Schwartz was born into a Jewish home.
Bibliography:
>Sex and the Yale Student
>The Student Guide to Sex on Campus
>Gender in Intimate Relationships: A Micro-Structural Approach
>Everything You Know About Love and Sex Is Wrong
>The Gender of Sexuality: Exploring Sexual Possibilities
>The Great Sex Weekend: A 48-hour Guide to Rekindling Sparks for Bold, Busy, or Bored Lovers
>Ten Talks Parents Must Have with their Children About Sex and Character
>Prime: Advice and Adventures on Sex, Love and the Sensuous Years

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AND I WONT BACK DOWN

One last run at the strap.

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lol no? wheres hes gonna go? with alex jones? oh ya lots of money to be made over there NOT haha loser!

be white and go to a mayfair nightclub
they'll be all over you

holy shit same but 13cm if you can do it I can do it too

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i miss tom :(

Just go to Hamtramck its closer

BASED HUE CHAD

He's had a show since the beginning but I don't remember seeing him during a card before. The real mystery is how Chael manages to pull off working ESPN cards while he fights and commentates in Bellator

BOSTON DECISIONER BOUTTA GET IT DUN

Why are wops so fucking ugly?

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based

1st for cowboi

He arguably beat Bektic.

That looks like a hooker, a middle aged one actually. Pretty based manlet though.

DELET THIS

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You have to be a serious faggot to steal Weidman's walkout song.

I feel like Tuivasa-Ivanov might end up being pretty good

>fat arse, zero tits, utterly horrendous decor and taking selfies on a pink phone
Colby is right you degenerate animal.

thats a big bunda, gj

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>The real mystery is how Chael manages to pull off working ESPN
cos he's a good dude not a backstabbing shit stirring cunt

TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY

i hate blacked. im not black so the dick doesnt look like its me

You faggot discord trannies ever talk about the f
Fights?

Anyone else bored of these featherweights who are just big?

>Thinking arabs table whores will fuck any random white chav

I live in Texas, the greatest state in the union. Fuck every single one of you.

you have shit taste in men

y nuevo

This 2bqhfam. Porn and /pol/ are not real life.

this is one of lamas coaches

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Just driving into my street in my Toyo Tires™ and drinking a Modelo™. I'm fucking sick

try find lowbitrate stream on leddit

Austin doesn't count

Maybe both appointments are just 'power plays' by ESPN to keep Dana in his place

He's already rich and he can continue to do stand up/commentator.

He won't get kicked sperg.
Lmaoing that they call you shit skin mudshits out. Literal parasites and scum.
Your prophet is a faggot buddeh

I'm speaking from experience seething cameljock, they disgust me so not a good one desu

What difference does it make what the main event is?

Tyler bud

nope, has a house payment and kids to send to college. cant keep up that lifestyle forever m8. u sound dumb af btw lol loser

Kattar is smashing this fella

Just started watching, did I miss anything good in the early prelims?

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Why do they keep mogging small fighters with those fuckhuge refs?

any links lads?

How much would you pay to be pulled into Amanda and her girlfriends room, roughly grappled and stripped naked by them. Then have them both laugh at you naked, mocking you. Then have amanda roughly play with your cock while her girlfriend kisses you. Then amanda puts you over her lap spanking you while clenching your erect penis between her legs. Then being ordered to go down on amandas gf as amanda pegs you from behind while mocking you.

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All of those table whores in Mayfair no matter what race are looking for rich sugar daddies and nothing else, you paki

Kattar just smashed Lamas in 1

HEEEEEEM

5 rounds rather than 3 and it keeps your interest up through the whole card. If Tony Cowboy was the main I'd be watching every fight on this card. Like fuck am I staying up to watch more women and midgets when it's done

Daaaaaaammmnnnn

flushed

I don't care for being pegged, but I'd honestly love to get bounced on by Amanda Nunes. No joke. I don't even think she's hot, but...

This is gayer than fantasizing about fucking a man.

>viva mexico uuhhh mexico yessssss tacoosssss xDDD
heem them all...

Negative 2k.

based

Addiction is rough, good to see the fighter calling it out

yes it is. Im a recovery addict. my dad was an alcoholic but committed suicide. My brother ODed a few years back. I also have another brother who is currently on heroin. pray for my family

Bless you user

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fag

You have a personal vendetta against drugs, don't do em and get into counseling youths in your area

Stay strong

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just stop doing the drugs wtf

lol wtf man

There is something wrong with me. I have a hard time speaking with anyone, let a lone youths. i really need to be in therapy and on medication but the healthcare in this country is so expensive I can't afford it.

I did. I've been off heroin 2 years. And it's not as simple as "stop using drugs" . It is genetic. There are many alcoholics in my family as well as mentally ill people. My grandma and dad committed sudoku. half of my uncle are alcoholics.

It may be harder but anyone can stop if they want to.

what is this gay shit?

it gets better

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Nobody needs medication, you need to get into some yoga and meditation

Like I said, I did stop. It is very very difficult. Heroin rewires the brain. I still have dreams about using heroin all the time, even though it's been 2 years. Your mind is constantly telling you to do it. It is something you have to experience to truly understand. I compare it to being starving to death Auswitch level but being at a buffet and trying to not take any food.

you should become a fighter, thats a great backstory

What has helped me the most has been exercise. I lift 2 to 3 times a week and do cardio. Honestly probably wouldn't have made it this far without exercise. Also, getting back into college helped. Im studying mech. engineering. I had a full ride scholarship and a 4.2 in highschool, but I lost that due to the addiction. But now I am back in school. So that's good. The hardest thing I struggle with is the depression/anxiety/social anxiety and my inability to make friends.

I've thought about it. my dad was a pretty good highschool football player. All state.

don't say that
sometimes you do need medication

>fuck modern medicine just do more bitch workouts that make it easier to get fucked in the ass
kill yourself sven you fucking faggot

Yea when your body is ill, but not for your mental state. The most american thing you can do is take a bunch of xans for feeling bad or sad.
Modern medicine = Take these drugs for normal states of mind

Instead of taking a pill for depression, take a hike into the woods.

>Yea when your body is ill, but not for your mental state.
what do you do about schizophrenic people?

>I have never read a single piece of medical literature in my life

Since the brain of schizophrenic person is causing the person to go insane, it's not really a state of mind issue, therefore medication would be administered

exercise and diet and meditation are good things but please don't administer medical advice

depression is the same thing you retard

maybe by not having a race fetish to begin with? completely unrelated, but how do I get a nice jewish gf?

She's white bro... European. Look at the asians she was surrounded by when she got home and was given some honour medal, everyone else in the country is asian shes european, no asians are blonde

Depression can be cured by other things than taking drugs, Schizophrenia can't, so no, they aren't the same thing. And that you even would compare the two shows your inexperience in neuroscience.
Why not? I am well read in the fields of neuroscience and medical chemistry.

pledge your allegiance to Israel

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It's a chemical inbalance. Stop reading gay mom science facebook posts.

but i already did to turkey

The brain of a schizophrenic is actually decaying from over or under activity in a certain area of the head, I can't remember which but it's not a matter of serotonin imbalance, the brain itself is actually decaying and losing gray matter.

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>heroin user
Don't lump drug addicts and alchaholics with yourself. They actually have some function.