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>St Louis Cardinals
1. Matt Carpenter (L) 3B
2. Paul DeJong (R) SS
3. Paul Goldschmidt (R) 1B
4. Marcell Ozuna (R) LF
5. Jose Martinez (R) RF
6. Harrison Bader (R) CF
7. Kolten Wong (L) 2B
8. Matt Wieters (S) C
9. Jack Flaherty (R) P

>Chicago Cubs
1. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF
2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
4. Javier Baez (R) SS
5. Willson Contreras (R) C
6. Jason Heyward (L) RF
7. David Bote (R) 2B
8. Albert Almora Jr. (R) CF
9. Jon Lester (L) P

Gamenotes
▩ Start Time: 6:15pm CST
▩ Gametime Temp: 66°F
▩ Chance of Precip: 2%
▩ Chicago Cubs transferred RHP Allen Webster from the 10-day injured list to the 60-day injured list. Radial nerve inflammation.
▩ Chicago Cubs signed free agent RHP Craig Kimbrel.
▩ Chicago Cubs optioned RHP Craig Kimbrel to Iowa Cubs.
▩ St. Louis Cardinals placed 3B Jedd Gyorko on the 10-day injured list. Lower back strain.
▩ St. Louis Cardinals designated RHP Merandy Gonzalez for assignment.
▩ St. Louis Cardinals selected the contract of SS Tommy Edman from Memphis Redbirds.

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>scuba

>tards and cubes
let's get this shitshow started i guess

!

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>Joe Buck

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moar

>lelster

Watch the game if you want more Joe Buck.

>Lester

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game set match

lol you fuckers aint coming back from this one we own wrigley

>Lester shits the bed
>Now have to listen to Joe Buck jerk off the Methinals more than normal.

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kekster is a fucking bum trade his ass already

HOLY FUCK WHEN WE'RE IN OUR STRIDE THERE'S NO TEAM IN THE MAJORS THAT HAS A CHANCE

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Jon Molester

time for a first inning rally cap :^)

Time for gaycago to suck my big red bird dick

This
What the motherfuck am I watching

who'd want him? the best we could hope for in a trade would be some second tier prospects that won't pan out like usual.

>cusbs
ROFL

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get the fuck out of here

>Meth Louis
now 22.

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we aint losing this retard they aint coming back off flahert

>Baez
>No outs
Fun time

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Be careful what you wish for...

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based contreras, the BEST chicago cub

Wilhelm Contreras

GO CUBS!

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CAM ON HEYWARD

*Joe Fuck

I can call a game better than this clown

>*Joe Fuck
whoa

When he got those hairplugs, they were countersunk 3 inches.

buckle in bois

>30 minute first inning

now THIS is basedball
wish >we did more with those risps though

so much action so early...

who else getting drunk as fuck?

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>Saturday
damn straight
>keto
not allowed :(

brandy my dawg

yikes Lester, lucky to get outta that one...whats happened to the Big Fella?

kahlua & coffee

ever heard of vodka?

Try the "water of life".

>that "strike"
The fix is in

>two on
>strikes out the side
That's not what that means Joe.

retard

vodka and lemonade/icedtea - a "John Daly"

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>changing definitions so gassed out pitchers feel special

THIS IS A FUKIN GAME

>walking the pitcher

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>free outs

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Striking out the side has always meant striking out three, even if there are guys on base

get rid of this prostate cancer guy lmao buzzkill

yeah, this guy stinks, he needs to focus on his asshole not rotting out not calling a game. why isn't AJ and the usual crew doing the usual fox saturday broadcasting?

Bless the Maker and all His Water. Bless the coming and going of Him, May His passing cleanse the world.

Yeah, Tards can't win against the Cubs unless they rig it.

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BAEZ WITH A TRIPLE TO SCORE RIZZO!
3-4

>Baez solves Flaherty
Ha ha

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the ol' first-to-home

Fuckin Triple, beautiful bounce.

>a small red bird

Good heads up running by Baez, even he would have been caught at home off that.

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Should I go to the botanical garden or the zoo tomorrow? The whole family is going and I'm the deciding vote.
The garden has roses and peonies but the zoo has rhinos, elephants, giraffes, gorillas and lions.
The garden has peace and quiet and better places to eat and costs less.
The zoo costs more and has lots of loud PRs with bling and stereos on baby strollers.

>RISP
WHY CAN'T THEY SOLVE THIS?

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Garden, Zoo is never worth it. Impossible to find free parking anywhere near, kids fucking everywhere, and if you want water that's not scalding hot it's like $5 minimum.

Which Zoo?
Also
>Better places to eat
>Being a pachyderm fag

peace and quiet? Botanical gardens are always full of 60 year old cunts go to brookfield

the gawden

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The cit of Chicago put all their efforts into dealing with runners in shooting position.

I'm a member at the zoo. Parking is free.
Bronx (zoo & garden)
Brookfield is nice. No dolphins in NY.

>New York fag.
Kill yourself for giving us Trump.
Sooner or later we're going to destroy that eyesore tower be has in Chicago.
Sears Tower forever.

>burgers just came home from school
> Yea Forums immediately filled with their ridiculous "sports"

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>60 year old cunts
Boomers don't make a lot of noise.

>it's 2019 and the owners still haven't gotten the fucking message

CT fag here. Fuck him.

Someone's obsessed with politics

>school

its Saturday you doofus

Whichever locale has the least concentration of melanin enhanced individuals.

Blame the owners.
chicagotribune.com/politics/ct-met-trump-campaign-rnc-chicago-cubs-20190605-story.html

It's also June.

Do we really have to start linking the millions of gifs of SUCCER players pretending to be hurt to cheat the other team out of a few seconds of ball play? Get the fuck out of here with your homoerotic "sport". Baseball is a game of true skill and tactics.

>REEEEE
What's up with nazis and reddit memes?

why tf is there a cardinal commentating team when the cubs are playing at home

It's joe buck not the cardinals commentators. You would know in a second if it were the Cardinal regulars they are the absolute worst in both leagues.

I know its not thecarnials regs, but its not the cubs team, last cubs cardinals I had to deal with the garbage cardinal commentary seething over a remark made in january, and Im pissed that I have to deal with more pro-cardinals commentary

But I like gorillas.

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>Joe plugging his Italian-Polish restaurant

this is pure 'go
nothing like some 'go 'za filled with sausages and pickled peppers

Okapis are nice too.

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Then head over to MLK Jr. Boulevard in your city.

oh i school ya

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Lmao everytime schwarber is on like a 5 or 6 foul ball hit streak he homers it.

Thread has gone to shit, must be tard posters realizing they’re blowing it.

SCHWARBED.us.gov

Beautiful

TARDS KEK TARDS

Reminder that the Indians blew a 3-1 lead

Lmao BTFO

Schwarbie!

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B-but you’re city has crime!

Faggots, not in wrigley, even west side of town still beats the shit out of St Louis

>football music
God I hate Fox.

Everybody laugh at him.

ST LOSERS!

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Reminder Joe Buck called the ‘16 World Series, somehow leaving a stain on even the best sports memory.
Can’t even have sound on when watching replays

sounds to me like someone's harboring a hateful grudge

Holy shit this game, gonna be 2 more hours.

sorry, it's fowl

No embellishment allowed in the following.
>take 7 year old nephew to Brookfield zoo.
>about 15 years ago, scoping out the Emu pen.
>typical public schooled 50 year old couple nearby.
>whad's dayt bird called?
>hubby: dayt's an emus; points at placard
>my nephew smiles at me.

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>we would like to thank the royal family for allowing [the Yanks-Sox series in London] to happen

highlight of Buckaroo's career

user, I want every democrat to embrace the policies and ideas that they promulgate. You, as an enlightened white person need to go to the said location and enjoy diversity. Preferably at 2 AM tomorrow morning. Oh, be sure to bring your iphone 10.

I live in the deep suburbs so that’s very far away. I don’t need to go to street to accept diversity. I accept diversity at work, when I eat, in the sports I watch, and if I had a need to walk down mlkblvd, I would not protest it.

You’re a racist fag and should mechanically castrate yourself

we need a 5 out 5 inning game with ties.

>not cricket rules
>each team has a chance to send their whole lineup to bat in one big inning, scoring as many runs as possible
>if a player scores, he rejoins the order and bats again
>inning ends when every player is out

>Hey, hey, hey — don't be mean. We don't have to be mean. 'Cause, remember: no matter where you go... there you are.

THE MOST INSIGHTFUL SPORTING INTERPRETER ON THE PLANET

GET THIS MAN ON THE OLYMPICS, NBC

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SHEEEEEIT

>Umps gift Methinals a second chance after Bote clearly checked his swing
>Methinals still blow it to walk him.

What happened to that fairweather fat fuck he's jealous of Schwarber?
He got awfully quiet after the Schwarbomb.

>Verizon will cure cancer
Jesus christ advertising has hit some new lows.

oh you shut the fuck up you shut the FUCK UP NOW!

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>yes, we're cubs fans. how could you tell?

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>this pitching
I miss Duncan.

YEAH BABY

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CARATINI WITH A BASES CLEARING DOUBLE!
7-4

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schwarbie has one of those faces where he could walk past you on a sidewalk and you'd never know it was him.

SCHWARBER WITH A DOUBLE TO SCORE CARATINI!
8-4

>Gant
>Good
Pick one

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8-4
>carsd

tripfag wasted.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


AAAAAAAAAAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Caution is the watchword of the evening.
This is only the 6th.

oh no no no no no noooo!!!! XDDD

LOL KEK LOL KEK LOL KEK!!!!!!!

LOL Cardinals cucked by that ball 4 call.

Why did they bring in Miller?

just for fun

>I shamed Joe Maddon into giving us food
>Also he's a lame duck manager
Fuck you too Joe Buck.

What the fuck does that "at bat" sign mean? Like that's all it says. Fucking why

Why does joe buck call baseball? I get cus his dad, he’s a decent sidekick football commentator but fuck me. Who thinks he’s good enough to call all sports

holy fuck this game is unbelievably slow

st losers...st losers.

>They're not broadcasting the stretch
Fox wants to be worse than ESPN. They aren't there yet, but they're trying really hard.

>FOX
no singalong

Headed to the Irving Park Road Burger King.

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Rupert Murdoch will finally have enough when he's dead. Then his liberal kids will take over and the real fun begins.

>No, Sir. Mayor Daley no longer eats here. He's dead, Sir.

They have Joe Buck, they were worse from the start.

This game is great

FOX just uses him for anything big. They fucking had him call women's golf.

>Fox News becomes a liberal news network after Murdock's kids take over.
>MSNBC, knowing Conservatives are more profitable, fires everyone and becomes the new Republican propaganda network.
It's be the most fun realignment to watch since all the southern racists flocked to the republicans after the Civil Rights Act passed.

>Joe Buck talking about Ryan Sandberg game
His know it all pretentiousness is oozing through my TV screen.

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Let's see if Russell can be useful.
>INB4 he channels the spirit of Heyward and GIDP

Coomer and Pat were talking about this in the second inning.
>his assistant ganked the bit.

I think it's going just fine here.

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Russell with a Sac Fly to score Bote!
9-4

>Fowler in charge of throwing the ball home
No trade backs

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Tripfaig update. 9-4 cubes.

and nothing of value was lost

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>Pat
>He only lasted until June before making a Wong pun

It was how Joe Buck did it that made it so obnoxious.
>Did you know about this game because I bet you don't you retard.

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>try to play it like a first baseman but he didn't have a first basemans glove
I never played baseball, do the different gloves actually make that big a difference?

>People want to have him back instead of Heyward.

People who hate on heyward are either memes or boomers

You talkin' about the game involving Cindy Sandberg's husband?

He sucked during May but i forgive him now.

>Strop
Gott in Himmel

Stop bullying Ryno

He was just such shit in '16 that I can't like him even if he improved a shitload.

Why'd they say Strop if Kintzler is pitching?

I apologize if you misinterpreted my feels.

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>Ryan and Kintzler both go 1-2-3
Man the Methinals really suck.

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That’s fair. I’ve fanboyed since he was a Brave. He can be disappointing at the plate

>buck making excuses; missing piece, etc.

>Wind robs Bryant of a home run
Shame.

>Buck seeing his favorite team getting BTFO by their arch rivals

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Going to the zoo tomorrow. Voted for garden but got overruled by an 8 year old girl.

>Wind robs Baez of a home run
Double Shame.

Bring some bear spray.
>it's in case the bears break out.

Not riding the bears into a subdivision to eat the yuppies.

based chatwood, wish we could see him bat tho

>Chatwood in for the (not) save.
youtube.com/watch?v=BOlvO-0E5YE

I had to mute it

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Id's habbening! Grozzingd da fobx ribber.

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[W]
Lester had a really shaky start, but recovered splendidly while the offense and pen both delivered.

Bring your brooms for tomorrow.

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[W]

Guess I shouldn't have shoved this down my ear canals...

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reverse sweep is imminent

Chadgood!
Worth
Most all of the
Pennies!

[W]in today, sweep tomorrow.

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>Tardinal announcers
Never 4get

youtube.com/watch?v=2owzJxpBZ0A

Classic!

>He's not going to throw to first
>......but he did.

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>Get picked off to end the inning
>'That's alright, it's worth it'