UFC 238 LIVE on ESPN+ Gamethread #1

acestraem?

Links? Help a /pol/ack out. Crackstreams is shitting the bed today so far

enough of the wmma, please. Women don't even watch the sport now that Honda got sheemed

it's not gay unless you swallow.

Cerrone will heem tony

>Land a head kick
>Don't even slightly stun opponent

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why does nearly every mma girl look like she has hepatitis

ESPN.com

cricfree has everything

CRICFREE TIENE TODOS MI AMIGO
TODOS DEPORTIVOS
COMPRENDE?

_streams.com/mma/2/

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>rabb.it/s/wy10s0

watch with your pals

When do the fights start?

hows your comfy quality

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Shut up before I ankle pick you

Lads is this Tony's first fight Post-Face The Pain?
I'm really worried there isn't enough JUST BLEED energy being sent to him

rabb.it/s/kq3abk

rabb.it/s/kq3abk

rabb.it/s/kq3abk

rabb.it/s/kq3abk

Based

givemereddit.stream/stream/5cfc084d0c0ca5cfc084d0c0cf
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WMMA

i just found out that herpes is not curable, what the fuck

Chris Weidman moving to LHW

she's got pillow feet.

cerrone by headkick or tony by sub

WMMA fights are so fucking bad for this reason, they have no power but most of them lack skill as well so you can't enjoy it like a Cruz or Holloway pillow hands fight

are you 12?

SHANT be supporting a dirty j*ck

>trips
>OHHHHHHHHHHHHH BIG SLAM

Next time you think about fucking some whore you should load up the Eurotruck Simulator instead my friend

thanks user my other stream died

this division is so lame
I should take some estrogen to fight for this belt

Based Norwaybro

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>coughs loudly into the mic

factual

Hopefully it works better than 1. Thanks fren
>Rabbi in the name
No chance moshe
>putting money in the mouses pocket
Fuck no

it's too late for that now, isn't it

Champ CSO Only

I got Jojo. 20-18

Terrible because shitty fightpass doesn't let you watch in a half tab.

>that PHAT bump
UGLY
UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY

its harmless anyway, load her up

SHEEM HEEMY

HEEM-atoma

Good lookin out

PUNCH THE HEMATOMA

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>wild hemotoma popping in play very first fight

could be a good card

19-19 give jojo your power /heem/

Nah the blonde bitch had the first fur shure

I put it 19-19 though

>mfw that hematoma

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it auto-switched me from 1 to 2 a few minutes ago and it has worked well for me since

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eating donuts boys, tastes good

\o/

why this cunt sounding like a fucking tennis player after ever punch?

shut up you silly bitch

these two dont even deserve the first prelim

What is so goddamn funny

>ASH! ASH! ASH!

So much chi power being unleashed.

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A ton of people have it. I’m pretty sure I got it from wrestling, tho not genital herp like the degenerates. You get that your fucked

\o/

fuck UFC

givemereddit.stream/stream/5cfc084d0c0ca5cfc084d0c0cf
crackstreams.com/mma/1/
daddylive.live/channels/stream-4.php
strims.world/c/g1.php
jamunanews.net/sport/mma/a2.html
hailhydra.xyz/ufc-238-cejudo-vs-moraes/
hailhydra.xyz/ufc-238-cejudo-vs-moraes/
watchkobestreams.info/mma2.php
freesport.xyz/p/ufc-238-cejudo-vs-moraes.html
streamos.live/2019/06/f94761b67f8d.html
footballstreamers.club/ufc-238-cejudo-vs-moraes/

These fucking girls are so weak that when they land a haymaker square on the jaw the other girl's head doesn't even move,WMMA is a fucking joke

tiger woods love donuts

it's cause they've got a hole in one

:D

lol

ISH
ISH
ISH!
ISH ISH ISH!

Why are Joe and DC shitting on JoJo?

lol

lol

THIS BITCH NEEDS TO STOP SCREAMING

>girl from a top wrestling US state gets outgrappled by a European fighter

absolute savage!

30-27 Chookagian

Don't know why Rogan is bigging up Calderwood so much

:DD
:)

EISH

>women

lmao

Nice one

wtf is this taunt
KEK

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oh my god women are shit

women are so fucking cringe

What the fuck is DC watching? Chookagian is hardly landing shit

buffering

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hahahhahahha

STORY OF THE FIGHT

Is it true that females punch so hard they have to make noises while punching?

Easy win for jojo

29-28 Kardashiankaiganman lads
Sorry to say

Just think - after Valentina beats Eye this bitch is next in line.
Tragic.

>the story of the fight

How did JoJo go from co-headlining a main card to prelim fodder so quickly

it makes you hit harder bro what have you never trained ufc before?

Based Zlatan

Nobody wins the story in a wmma fight.

Someone would have to care first.

UFC woman fighters getting breast implants. Perhaps a tactical decision more than cosmetic?

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This is cancer

>that embarrassing kiai stance
>just laugh and dab on her and dodge all her kicks
Based

sell these sluts to ONE

What the fuck are you talking about? They've been sucking chookagians cock the whole time

>too tired to even showboat

...

Simply ebin :DDD

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tactical as in wanting to find a mate before the wall hits, yes

Katlyn should obviously win. Twice as many head strikes vs superior leg strikes

Muh takedowns

>boring fight
>shit decision
just end womens mma

Lmao@Joe thinking Calderwood was up with 1 minute remaining.

decreased hitbox, masterful strat

bwhahaha

Absolute bullshit lmao

I love you user

how much would it cost to buy a place and live in the new zealand mountains somewhere

>30-27

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they need to do ass implants.

THERE'S NO CRYING IN MMA

This card actually looks good I forgot Yan Vs Rivera is on it.

so fucking stupid

DC was bigging up Chook
Joe was bigging up Calderwood

Too much WMMA tonight.

Eye vs Shevchenko will be a 25 minute brutal snoozefest.

THIS WINELAND NIGGA LOOKING LIKE FREDDIE MERCURY AFTER HE GOT THE AIDS LMAO

creepy uncle Joe needs to unhand this fine female

I'm biased towards wrestlers as well but getting a 1 minute takedown shouldn't take out having twice as many head strikes

might as well give her a title shot, why not, who cares

>dude wtf I lightly tapped your leg more often I deserved to win

>m-maybe the judges are acktually v-valuing damage tonight

millions my dude

Chookagian's number 2 all right

lol wtf was that decision, and her calling for a title shot

I like to see Val destroy posers tho

Wineland got that Pat Cummins stache now?

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JoJo won.

I think you have to give it to Chook based on lasting effects on livelihood alone

they always give chicago shit cards

imagine calling for a title shot after a performance like that. Jesus Christ why does wmma even exist. there is one fighter on the roster who can actually finish someone

Holy shit when did wineland grow that mustache

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it is actually quite a decent card top to bottom

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seething chicano

naaa Shev is going to finish her

What a homie

AWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

stay mad nerd
europoors suck at fighting

Who the fuck do they get to judge these fights?

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Don't you ever talk to me or my daughter ever again, sexist pig

Eddie "Barao Title Defense" Wineland

Based Wineland
Prelim SPICE incoming hot

would you buy a Chookagian ppv

if not explain why

based modern-Australian(chinese) man

What is he doing right now, lads?

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is this a based siberian?

>inb4 rogan says you can tell eddie wineland from his silhouette alone because his stance is so unique

he looks super asian for a rusian

How is this Asian "Russian"

shev is a boring decision fighter, this shev is a terminator meme is retarded

This

When you're 0.1% finnish

Based walkout music

>I HAD A RUSSIAN BARBER NAMED GRIGORI POPOV
>I THOUGHT OK KIND OF WEIRD
>HE COMES OUT AND HE'S ASIAN AS SHIT

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Sure, if it was a Greg Lansky production.

Bahaha stay mad, cocky cunt was getting tagged. You people just have the opinion of whoever is commentating

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Uh I don't think this guy is russian

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Wtf is this walkout music

>Thai Russian
I hope this guy is a banger

>grigori popov
>is mongolian
wtf

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does this guy live on the mongolia border or something

BIG IRON

BIG IRON

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Probably beating the shit out of his wife

wag1

Because he lives in russia, retared. He's yakut
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakuts

kek

How is Wineland American? He is far too white to be one

his entering song makes my dick flaccid

does the givemereddit stream ever pause n buffer for you guys or is it just me

fucking faggot zoomer

Chookagian won
More significant headstrikes landed and more pressure.
Whe you're reliant on leg kicks, you're gambling on them bucklign your opponent at some point. If they don't buckle your opponent, they don't count for much.

"yeah we're judges for ufc 238"

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Fuck me I've got a lot of work tonight
GET YER PICKS IN

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anyone good with ffmpeg can help me?
my third world internet is too slow and my 2012 laptop is too weak to handle the 720p stream. I can buffer a minute or so to manage the bandwidth issue but is there a way to decrease the quality a bit so that my poor processor can show it without stutters?
using mpv+youtube-dl btw

PRO-TIP: If you have a good stream, DON'T FUCKING TELL ANYBODY ABOUT IT, THAT'S HOW THEY GO TO SHIT/GET SHUT DOWN. Please, for the benefit of the whole /heem/ community, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

they colonized all the tribes in siberia

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oh shit I remember this motherfucker from the tiger muai thai trials documentary series

he seems Bangok ready

>this walkout music

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That guy was talking about Popov's, you autist

That’s a big pick list

>bet Popov because I figure he's Russian
>he's Asian

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>cricfree
the espn link doesnt work
also those arent acestreams, streams always fail on the main card

jodida hamburguesa

How is this a shit card?

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I have Eddie Wineland's exact body type.

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what was the name of that gay american fighter who got run over and killed?

New Vegas reference? Wineland confirmed for bro

tuivasa
yan
ferguson
shevchenko
moraes

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"Dog tastes good "

The weird ass didgeridoo you cock bag not based Johnny Cash don't ever (you) me again

I guess you never saw the Cachoeira fight.

Literally one of the most one side UFC fights ever.

is Peep Show the greatest comedy show of all time?

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These gooks are cans
There are no good asian fighters

Tai
Rivera
Cerrone
Schev
Moares

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BASED

He don wan no trouble!

Moraes
Shevchenko
Tony
Yan
Tuivasa

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he is from literally the coldest city on planet earth

youtube.com/watch?v=rlnbGXJgsoM

Everyone in the city looks Asian
Their eyes literally evolved for these adverse weather conditions.
It's the reason the epicanthic fold exists.

>not knowing that there are hundreds of ethnic minorities in Russia

Everything from blonde haired aryans, to potato faced slavs, to Kebabs, to East Asians.

think he was from Norway

russian ppl looks like THIS?

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Cejudo
Shevchenko
Cerrone
Yan
Ivanov

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Tuivasa
Yan
Ferguson
Shevchenko
Cejudo

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no its always sunny is

if my 775 socket can handle it fine,its probably your wifi

Based Smugref

what was the reference?

No

Tuivasa
Yan
Ferguson
Shev
Marlon 'Saitama' Moraes

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Cejudo
Sheev
T Sperg
Yan
Ivanov

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Cejudo
Shevchenko
Ferguson
Yan
Ivanov

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cachoeira is one of the worst wmma fighters on the roster if not the worst, amanda nunes would've knocked her out in the first

It would make a list of the top five Channel 4 comedy shows at a stretch.

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK

Tuivasa
Rivera
Fergy
Eye
Cejudo

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what the fuck time traveler

Is he a chink or what

Moraes
Shev
Dad cerrone
Rivera
Le drink out of shoe man

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Canada these are the updated picks

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That honour goes to The Fighter and The Kid starring Brendan Schaub

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called it almost word for word

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Holy fuck dude

i smell spice

>now remember John Dodson still exists

pity that dude isn't the same fighter anymore

Tuivasa
Yan
Cerrone
Shevchenko
Moraes

One thing I can’t figure out about cowboy vs Ferguson is who is the zoomer and who is the boomer?

Moraes
Shev
Ferguson
Rivera
Tuivasa

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Ivanov
Yan
Cerrone
Shevchenko
Moraes

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Eddie Wineland is a munster

Marlon
Shevchenko
Tony
Yan
Ivanov

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>Magic
>Bullet
>El Cucuy
>No Mercy
>Bam Bam

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Based chinkrussian fighting tradional Thai style

Love our Jackie

Cringejudo
Shev
Tony
Rivera
Ivanov

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you don't click on "Espn"
Click on UFC on the side bar and you'll get a bunch of links.

Otherwise go on Vipbox
You'll have to disable adblock and you'll get a shitload of popups so it's obviously the less preferred option.

Moraes
Eye
Ferguson
Rivera
Tuivasa

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where's mine ya fucking bum

Did I just miss a BIG IRON walkout?

FML

jesus wineland has enormous thighs

Tuivasa
Rivera
TFerg
Shev
Olympic gold medal

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I am so tired, is it really like 4 hours until Ferguson cerrone

BASED WINEAUNT

Moraes
Shevchenko
Ferguson
Rivera
Ivanov

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if he's deadlifting 2.5x bodyweight on the reg it makes sense

i imagine he's like 150-160 outside camp

no you ape you're supposed to do it the other way around

ESPN+ sucks

Ivanov
Yan
Ferguson
Shevchenko
Cejudo

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Already muted Joe

they don't look that big

what a lame fight, the chinese russki is just standing there

Popov is now my boy

Popov good with the legs but not so much with the arms

Cejudo
Cerrone
Shevchenko
Yan
Tuivasa

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How did you know and who wins in the main event?

good first round so far

Maybe more my lad

Mirin winelands thighs

Cejudo
Val
Tony
Yan
Tuivasa

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why are """russian""" fighters so shite

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Great first round, 10-9 EEEEEeddddiiieeeeeee

Charles bronson is teeth kicking this gook

the streams I am watching is some random faggots talking!?!?! are the fights already on!??!?! why dana makes it so hard guys

Probably like 6 hrs

I wish you could mute commentary.
Feels more like a good old fashioned fight when you haven't got commentary.

Not sure I understand Popov's style, doesn't seem to throw much significant with his hands

Fer fucks sake bud I just did them

this nigga has HUGE legs damn
great physique all around

are you a wizard?

>some random faggots talking
That's just Joe Rogan and Anik

Cejudo
Shevchenko
Ferguson
Tuivasa
Yan

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Cejudo
Schevchenko
Cerrone
Yan
Tuivasa

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Cejudo
Bullet
Cerrone
Petr
Bam Bam

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Fun fight.

BASED POPOV

Popov is going to flush this can in this rd

I'm digging the mustache, old school vibes.

So I bet on Henry because I was convinced he was solid but holy fuck the other guy is massive and I can't cancel my bet

yuivasa
yan
ferg
schevchenko
moraes

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Webm of telestrator analysis, please

WE ARE ALL FIGHTERS

The heem rabbit group was a tragic failure.

Here we go Evil Eye
Here we go
HUH HUH!

>drops eddie twice

rogan is a drug addict who repeats himself, he says this in every wineland fight

Morales
Shevchenko
Ferguson
Yan
Tuivasa

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nice scrap lads

Ivanov
Yan
Ferguson
Shevchenko
Cejudo

WE ARE ALL FIGHTERS
>WE ARE ALL FIGHTERS
WE ARE ALL FIGHTERS
>WE ARE ALL FIGHTERS
WE ARE ALL FIGHTERS
>WE ARE ALL FIGHTERS

Olympic gold medal
Shev
TFerg
Rivera
Tuivasa

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WE ARE ALL /HEEM/

>defending padded records

lmao

He trains in Thailand they like to use the legs more

>BIG THAI LADYBOY COCK

>old school vibes
yeah if you're 50

Tai
Yan
Cerrone
Schev
Cejudo

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el cutcuy

Joe leaked out a little precum when DC mentioned Rountree lmao
>Oh my god. I watched that fight 5 times.

I fucking hate America, selfish bastards. Just put it on like 2 hours earlier for fucks sake

Now is the time to introduce trans fighters

Chink rekt

the world revolves around us, why else would you be up past midnight?

yeah, rountree is joes new bull

JUST BLEED

BRONSOOOOONNN

Siberians that can fight:
Petr Yan

that is all
Whoever created this meme of "shitter area you grow up in = better fighter" is a fraud.

HEEEEEM

Bronson with the good ol right he a good lad

HEEM

HEEEM

based

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heeeeeeeeem

>Pride Month
>Stomps and grounded knees are still illegal

HEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

god I wish that was me

S P I C Y

Wew lads that was a good one. Starting the night off strong.

HEEEEEM

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COMMUNISM BTFO
COMMUNISM BTFO
COMMUNISM BTFO
COMMUNISM BTFO
COMMUNISM BTFO
COMMUNISM BTFO

BASED FIGHT
FUCK WMMA
FUCK LANKLET FIGHTS
MANLETS FOREVER
POPOV= BOYED

The state of Asian """"men""""

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>STREAM DIES ON GUILLOTINE

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bummer, dude

so what is?
never watched it funnily enough

sick heem

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why can't russians fight? baka

Based White Pride man

heem, but Popov really should have utilised his hands more as well as some effective grappling

He had Wineland rocked, never really capitalised.

back to siberian gulag

Looks like an asian and gets smashed like one, must be something about slanty eyes and no striking defense.

this is the difference between WMMA and real MMA holy shit. Respect to the Asian

>he's got a powee guillotine
>that's basically a rear naked choke from the front
uh, does Joe not know what an anaconda is?

JUST FUCKING BLEED

Great performance by Wineland, always happy to see him get a win.

>tai
>Rivera
>Ferguson
>Shevchenko
>Cejudo

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???

she gets dominated by the dick

Oh my god britains most dangerous prisoner heems another man

both boomers

MUSTACHE MAFIA

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Ruslan Provodnikov

I'm 0/2 in terms of /myguysandgals/ thus far
Looks like Darren Stewart is a dead cert.

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haha random mustache power haha

>wmma
snoozefest decision

>mma
Just bleed finish

Hmm...... I'm thinking we're seeing a pattern

sad

Gooks can't fight

ARIZONA RANGER

The fast show

Tuivasa
Rivera
Ferguson
Shevchenko
Cejudo

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these big companies supporting pride month pisses me off so much, bunch of opportunistic cunts.

after that robbery by katlyn I'm done with WMMA.

How many current or former UFC champions are Brazilian?
How many are English?

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just wondering, is that product a safe alternative to cigarettes?

ITS A JUST FUCKING BLEED NIGHT
TONY TIME TONY TIME

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seethe more ya tranny

Fear The Mazel Tov

we don't really like it, either

Super long, shitty quality cut

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Moraes
Cerrone
Shevchekno
Yan
Tuivasa

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moustaches should be mandatory like the old timey fisticuffs

why do I see subtittles in the middle of the fucking screen? how do I deactivate that? thanks my niggers

How many white men are current UFC champs?
LITERALLY NONE LMAO

kek Joe had to be corrected by the guy who just finished a fight, what a moron

I can’t wait to see dumb Donald get beat down lads

depends where you like your cancer

Tony Time!

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bi here, I don't want to see it either, I just want to see people beat the shit out of each other

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>Khabib is not a caucasian man
The absolute state of burger identity politics

gonna need a video with sound lads

DC

if DONALD cerrone loses then DONALD trump will finally be finished

turn off close captions?

>chookagian is 3rd ranked flyweight
>fights on the early early early prelim

wmma is a joke

neoliberalism 101 baby

I knew he was going to say this, he says the same thing about Cub Swanson

>judging WMMA based on Chookagian

That's like judging men's mma based on Elias Theodorou.

Russians aren’t white!!!!

Whitaker
khabib

Should've been stopped after Popov ate 3 punches

can you do a webm of the muay thai takdown in round 2 from popv/

pacing actually decent atm?

LETS GO TYRON LETS GO

he literally isn't

ufc is pretty gay friendly though, they have an openly gay champion

when it's some vacant corporation like IBM that is worse

tony tripped on his wife and is out of the fight

They are deactivated, DUH, when I turn it on I have the ones fixed and the optionals down like they should be

Whitaker= Moai pacific islander

Khabib= armenoid arab

CRY MORE WHITE BOI

Another "invincible" pedorussian can flushed. Daily reminder that pedorussians have never produced and will never produce a MMA champ in the only org that matters.

2 openly gay champions, get it right bogan cunt

why does he wear the mask?

Darren "Off-brand Woodley" Stewart

TONY IS FINISHED

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ILL BEAT YOUR ASS

bewon lewis gonna wreck this guy, screencap my post and put me in the screencap, press prt scr button and in paint press ctrl+v and then crop up the messages and post it here on /heem/

>from the caucus
>not caucasian
dont ya love it

woodley redemption arc

Tyron Would'veley

Retro crowdshot, from UFC 40 VENDETTA Tito vs Ken

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>you wear a towel on your head therefore your skin colour changes

Jon Jones

Moraes
Val
Cowboy
Yan
Tai

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You mind making a webm of DC's high-tech analysis between rounds

Thx

wait, who was the dude that had a chip in his leg and a man in his walls? was that Ferguson?

try a different stream, search thread for "fuck ufc"

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>even if Tony wins he still has to wait for Poirier AND the Conor rematch
>at which point he'll be 37

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LETS GO DENTIST

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>Whitaker= Moai pacific islander
>his dad is white
he's mixed

Cejudo
Shevchenko
Ferguson
Rivera
Ivanov

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>letting a white man slap your entire body

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Yeah I noticed that too. Maybe it's because the card started 30 mins later

andrade and who?

Chicago air is shite, main

Based

>the Conor rematch
explain, I can't process that

BLACK

a typical london englishman

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Megan has hit the wall

Tony/Khabib is our May/Pac

HERE WE GO BOIS

Nunes

I need a stream bros buffstream only works for me when it's sent via link

CAUCASIAN DOESN'T MEAN WHITE
being white is self-reported, you're white if you say you are

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JAM ON'AH

what conor wants conor gets
and it's like Kebab will turn down $2 million

amanda nunes dumbass

>Megan Olivi walkouts
EYE LAHHHVVV CHOO MEGHENNNNN

jesus christ bring these bimbos back

A sad day for MMA casuals everywhere

the 'walk-off live walkout' segment will never not be cringe. fact!

black on black crime coming up

search thread for "fuck ufc"

quite hungry but not sure i have enough cheese to make nachos

pretty precarious situation lads

>he doesn't subscribe to fight pass
>he doesn't subscribe to espn+
>he doesn't own multiple UFC fight kits
>he doesn't attend at least 2 live events every year
>he doesn't have a membership at a UFC gym

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>he's not just bent, he's hellbent
calm down Anik

give me some Jojo Calderwood to fap

eat a burger

So Ferguson is going to be a can on antipsychotics right?

battle of the cotton pickers

Jones

3 if you count interim champs like Izzy

Moraes
Shevchenko
Ferguson
Yan
Tuivasa

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>buying PPVs

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>tfw my shoes are adidas instead of reebok
I'm such a fucking cazzie

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GWAN STEWART SON DO IT FOR LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNDDDDDDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

DC is a white man.

Just send link pls

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>being too poor to buy PPV's

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Who ready for two minutes of intense action followed by gassing?

GIVE ME A LINK RIGHT FUCKING NOW
CHEETO EATTING VIRGINS

what is with those shorts?

stop being lazy

Do you have a BTC wallet? I'd donate for the spectacular job you've been doing with gamethreads and relevant images.

based

this is gonna be a good match

Moraes
Shevchenko
Ferguson
Yan
Ivanov

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>spending shekels on something easily obtained for free

two explosive afro-saxons

>joe rogan saying how strong and powerful a black guy is AGAIN
we fucking get it joe...

im a dumbass for not paying attention to wmma... yeah okay

>get shot regardless

sport.bt.com

not being poor but saving over 100 bucks a month by not buying ppv

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espn.com

fuck off UFC shill

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Lesbians are not gay

Oh shit, my pick below is on the second updated post if you using that

steward finna heem this goof ...

Ivanov
Yan
Ferguson
Shevchenko
Cejudo

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Just post it the buffstream one don't be a dick I watch it on my phone and don't have Ctrl f option

imagine not being able to out wrestle a britbong lmfao

>giving money to an organization that pushes faggot pride month
oh no no no

bevon lewis? more like leon benis :DDDDDDD

I've been in this thread for less than two minutes and I already found 10+ viable links. kys

>Well y'see Theoooo, it's not that I'm not black y'see, it's that I act like I'm white y'see, Rudie.

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lordy this fight is terrible
should have thrown some jordans into the octagon
then they'd really fight each other

>don't have Ctrl f option
yeah you do you boob

>"the explosiveness"

What's it like to smoke meth?

Put my money where my mouth is

Henry finna dab all over some literally who

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kill yourself fucking phoneposting cocksucker

Based, I will never not laugh at these

>start fighting after the bell, don't do shit during the actual fight

Why do this? Wtf is that shit?

ILL FEED YOU SAND UNTIL YOU DIE BITCH

its for marketing, doesn't matter how good you are if you're ugly

its why ronda and meisha were big, but all the woman now aren't even though they're better

Fucking niggers man

Do we know what 237's PPV numbers were yet?
Very interested to see if Rose is a draw or not.

>trying to understand the darkie mind

both anglo

Can't fix that rata face though

Is he just not chekcing the leg kicks?
Why are tey that effective

There will never be another male Brazilian champion.

i may not understand betting odds all to well but doesnt your tony bet lose you either way?

Y nuevo new

>dc having banter with anik
want a goat champ champ olympian wrestler mate so badly bros.. lifes not fair

man those leg kicks are killer
webm of all those knockdown leg kicks in round 1?

>Woodley vs Uriah Hall

nah

>following rules
FUCK YOU CRACKA

he's betting 630 to win 500

because tony is a slight favorite at -155 (aka takes 155 to win 100)

+155 would be $100 wins you $155

nah m8 you don't, I've seen the whole thing

anyone have a stream where the website isn't blindingly white?

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There should be a movie where an american nigger and a British Nigger get together and solve a crime. Like rush hour but with only the blacks

just go fullscreen?

fullscreen it

MAN DING GO
MAN DING GO
MAN DING GO
MAN DING GO

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and they catch a somalian nigger

most browsers have a "lights out" or " turn off the lights" add on, I've had to use em

And a cartel nigger

Moraes
Shevchenko
Yan
Ferguson
Tuivasa

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very HD but it lags. Is it just my trashy spectrum internet?

it lags a bit for me too