/heem/

Post your bets lads.
For me? It's 50e on Tony Winning (1.66).

I previously stated I'd buy beer with the winnings, I've upgraded to beer and McDonalds.

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Henry finna dab all over this favela reject

For me its bethe correia

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>Tyron Woodley fighting on the Early Prelims
How the mighty have fallen

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it's a shame she's retarded

>KK looks like that
Eastern European women age like avocados.

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Coral are you here brother?

brazilians are such pussies

cejudo gonna get heem'd stiff

The bulldog face is unfortunate. But she always has good bunda.

Based

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>And HERE WE GO, the long awaited, salivated matchup between Ferguson and Khabib, finally happening
>Khabib is gonna look to take this to the ground straight away, he shoots for the double leg
>oh and Tony stuffs the takedown by pulling guard, an unorthodo- OH AND HES LOOKING FOR THE KIMURA - HES GOT IT LOCKED IN TIGHT
>KHABIB CAN'T GET OUT HES GONNA HAVE TO TAP
>KHABIB IS REFUSING TO TAP, TONY IS GONNA BREAK HIS ARM!
>OH MY GOD HES JUST SNAPPED KHABIBS ARM, TONY FERGUSON IS THE NEW UFC LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION

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She looks like an orc

cash american bag italian

is there no way to watch it without paying monies? I am poor pls I want to be a champion too

Nina Ansaroff is free money

I'm watching tonight's event illegally except for the wmma fights which I'm not watching at all

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This

If you find that attractive I feel sorry for how low your standards are

Fuck.

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You sound like a wwe fan

no, not as long as MMA is defacto illegal here brudi

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tony gonna get his ass kicked by cowboy in the 1st round

based

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so Aldo is the one outlier in a country full of pussies, have you seen his movie homie is boring as fuck.

I haven't gotten out of bed yet

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that is so kake :(

based i'd have to get paid to watch female athletes in anything but volleyball

>He just poured that drink over your head, Tony
>He just poured that drink over your head in front of EVERYONE, Tony
>They're gonna put that in the show, everyone's gonna see it
>are you just going to let him embarass you like that?
>You have to get him back, Tony
>Hurt him, Tony
>you can't hurt him with your fists now Tony, you'll get sent home if you do that
>Use your words, Tony
>Ask him where his kid is

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imagine the smell, disgusting

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Coral bro where are you?

sounds about right for a leaf

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WHERE'S YOUR KID AT

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#firstnations

C to give T Sperg chip in leg and concussion in head

>KILL THEM ALL, Tony
>Then they'll have no choice but to crown you the Ultimate Fighter!

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you're boy only won because cub is a can and they both got beat by Ortega

Whats a good betting site where I dont need to use BTC or jump through hoops

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Chris Weidman is moving up to light heavyweight. Looking to return in October. Wants Anthony Smith as his opponent.

twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1137460793837084674

>Le flushed CTE'd deleted man
He's finna get dabbed on by Johnny Walker

he's a fag, big whoop

based, they can't handle the chris

Anybody have a link for a Livestream?

be careful what you wish for, chris

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20 mins, bros

Also, is it just me or are the new Reebok tops pretty fucking flimsy?

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So is that why you see guys follow through kicks they miss? Like when they twirl around and back away

Based af

He's gonna expose those holes.

>Me trying to summon the strength to say he's still my boy, when he really isn't anymore

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What happened to her godlike tits? She's rocking like an F cup in that pic

holy shit is he black or white?

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you feel like heroin make me do anything...

Chris heem Jones

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can't wait bros

>Got sparked by Poocare and now thinks he deserves to fight the #1 contender of a higher weight class
Oh Chris

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He and Luke are both flushed, 1 win each in 3 years. May as well move up, they can't get much worse at mw, maybe they'll come good by moving up like Bobby and Rumble. Hope he heems Smith into retirement, hate that can.

I think he's an octoroon

Quadroon most likely.

khabib is undefeated

>Lost last 4/5 fights
>KO'd 4 times
>Still thinks he's elite
Its CTE

1 bong 15 bings buddeh

Excuse me?

nigger on the dl

Fuck tony

i got smoke but i got nowhere to go i dont have a soul broke my organs and my bones

Whelp I got a global 15 day ban for bullying that reddit nerd bong. Cant reset my router cause I'm trying to sync a shitcoin wallet. I was gonna work tonight anyway.

It is what it is b

See pic.

Some user claimed she's wearing some sort of support because she plays tennis. I dunno.

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>Tony gets heemed by Cerrone
>tries to make another quick turnaround against Gaethje on the UFC 242 Abu Dhabi card
>gets heemed again
>career goes down the drain
>never wins another fight
>abruptly retires
>never fights Khabib

imagine if pettis got put in an armbar whilst doing this

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What did Yoel do to these men?

I don't care

Aldo seems like a pretty wholesome guy

Were you the one who posted his username? Everybody has been posting about him but nobody's been getting banned for it

I always wished I was Mexican, they seem to be so proud of their culture and cool guys.

POOFC

Jessica Eye looks like Angelica Houston.

Oh hey, look! He's waking up. How ya doing there Marlon? Yeah, sorry buddy, you've just been knocked out. That cejudo guy has a hell of a left hook. Maybe you'll getem in the rematch though kid.

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Yeah I got a three day ban from Yea Forums for replying to you

Should have been a perma

TJ wins the rematch

ok boys where do we get our streams today

based leaf

I predict we'll get three headkick KO's in a row tonight. Tony, Valentina, and Henry will sleep.

based

Am I shadowbanned?

Lmao what the fuck was this

haha

Yeah right here bro
*pisses*

Why did he take that as a chance to rest lmao

He is Wojak

thats moraes b

All the shittiest countries have the most pride, in case you hadn't noticed.

I DON'T BELIEVE IN MEME MAGIC MORAES

>stream
^this

Holy kek you got me all cracked up hahaha

Tony is literally gonna slip a jab into a head kick KO

I really want Cowboy to win honestly

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What are you BT Sports people going to do when they start charging you for PPVs in July?

yeah, reddit is dead now

My dick could not be more ready.

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plus.espn.com

The Tony meme ends tonight, rejoice!

Doesn't matter what you want, Dahnald is getting flushed.

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I hope Chookagian heems her stiff. I'm sick of hearing Calderwood's dumb voice.

Tony memes start tonight.

Why the fuck do UFC keep pushing this shit? Why is this above the Tony-Cowboy fight? Who is gonna watch it?

what are you boys watching to kill time

youtube.com/watch?v=OJW7AC4joiM

classic k1 fights right here

I'm only watching for this fight 2bh.

blasphemy

Also you realize Chookagian is an insufferable outfighter, right? Horrible to wish her anything good in life.

Forgot murder-suicide of his family when he has nothing to keep his schizophrenia in check anymore

Do you guys actually jack off to WMMA?
Like full on climax to that shit?
Wouldn't it be easier to just wank to porn?

There's porn available, bro.

>wanting someone who makes Holly Holm-esque tennis grunts whilst punching the air and running away to win against War Jojo

m8...

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I was just kidding, watching for Tony v Cowboy like everyone else

Whats the best K1 fight?
Like the K1 equivalent to Lawler-McDonald

my chips are on manface

hah based, for a sec there I thought you might've been unbased but obviously I can see now that my past suspicions have been proven wrong

>being so much of an incel that you can only see women as mere objects of sex

Begging you to seek sunlight, gain height, gain testosterone, hit the weights, have sex, wear deodorant and get a clue.

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TELL EM

>93285390
nah

>my dick could not be more ready

zambidis vs chahid

how to get clue?

occasionally you'll see a good wmma fight, but it's almost always top-ranked fighters. very rarely you'll see something that should be on the main card. you know it, I know it, /heem/ knows it, White knows it, only reddit doesn't know it.

No.

lol I'm not giving you my ip address weirdo

I'm interested in the fight too, you cazzie. Card is so stacked that this is pretty much a number one contenders fight opening the fight pass prelims. Jojo is my girl and Chookagian has a really boring style. It would be a tragedy if Chookagian won. Couldn't think of a more boring opponent for Shevchenko.

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Reddit knows it, but they're too busy virtue signalling to.. themselves? to admit it

at some point, virtue signalling becomes your actual opinion.

Was the referee about to stop the fight before she rushed in?

Hoost-Hug from '96. Fucking insane

Tony has a based puppy so he edges it.

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But they have good chins as well. I have the Bisping chin.

i want to eat jojos pussy for an entire long weekend, does that make me gay

Eating pussy makes you beta.

Cowboy? More like bum!

You're supposed to stop the fight when a fighter turns their back and runs away to the cage like that. Valel wanted to see more violence.

i hate donald so much
le enjoy life man and just having fun xD less fight bro yeeeha

>getting heemed bu that shitty flying teep

this was the day I was convinced I could dominate in wmma with the exception of Shevchenko and Nunes

Well it doesn't make you a Rider of Rohan that's for sure.

Khabib vs Poirer press conference in London

so its pretty much guaranteed McMeme's coked up ass is gonna show up and throw some memes isn't it?

cerrone grew up as a rich kid, his persona is a fraud

[shatter]streams

why?

Donald had better trash talk than McGregor, McGregor could only go "YEEEHAW"

Nah - that would not be a power move at all.

who hurt u sweatie

Post yfw when big polish Jan sparks Cockhold

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cringe

the shot caught her off guard dumbfuck you've never trained a day in your life

hopefully because this wmme shit show is getting boring

THE CHRIS IS BACK
THE CHRIS IS BACK
HE WILL REGAIN HIS CHIN FROM NOT CUTTING AND WILL HEEM JONES STIFF
MY BOY IS BACK AND READY TO BECOME THE GOAT

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cowboy by KO

Cerrones cowboy personna is fake af and you have to realise conor would work this angle so fuckin hard
Imagine your entire career long persona being torn down in a matter of hours at a press conference in front of every single fan of the sport lmao

Mexico is trash

does anyone even care about the main and the comain lmao

>i wont back down plays
>the chris is even slower than usual
>gets btfo and claims to be the best ever

23:00 start for uk right?

>wear deodorant

LMAO enjoy the estrogenizing and cancer causing compounds leaching through your skin.

I bet you even use bluetooth headphones LOL. Enjoy your brain cancer.

I want to see if Cejudo can meme his way to another victory

Holy fucking based

In his last fight, Cowboy "The Donald" Cerrone defeated a part-time real estate agent, therefore he is the current undisputed UFC lightweight champion

Marlon is cool and it could be a fun fight

the comain though

i literally can't bring myself to care

Central American that wasn't let Into USA spotted

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>leaching through your skin
what did you mean by this

What's your walkout song?
Mines Dota by Basshunter

Looks like a prostitute from the 70s. Maybe that's what she's going for. Not gonna lie, I totally would though...

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hes disgusting

uhhhh bro get with the times bantamweight fights are based again in a new golden era
BUMWMMA is trash though

she's hot, atleast 7/10

how come they don't put negative ratios for a method of victory?
Don't know shit about betting

Henry "Literally" Cejudo

Go to bed Tony/Eddie.

I think people are going to be surprised by how easily Cerrone takes Ferguson down.

go back to Honduras nigger

for me, it's break my stride by matthew wilder

Gross and not funny.

twitter.com/aaronbronsteter/status/1137125737323028480?s=20

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telegram: @antibookscool

GO now!

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the rockafeller skank

hello Valerie

that shitty teep had 0 momentum or sting,her feet werent event grounded,it was more like a foot jab straight from the hip

embarassing at least

jojo a qt

WOAAH BLACK BETTY FAMALAM

lol, just lol

Fans can't even go, what's the point?

Cringe
BJ just needs to get motivated and he is back at the top

thoughts?

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hes a dad now though so that means his talents have exponentially increased in the late stages of his career

mine is holla back girl by gwen stefani

Beastie Boys - Intergalactic

HEEM

ME

INSIDE

*blocks your path*

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Spamming AVGN threads on Yea Forums? Really you scatty sperg

A rare based leaf.

brittney spears - toxic

>Cowboy catches tony shifting
>Clean head kick to the temple, turboflushing him instantly
>Canbib match is made
>After a round of b-b-b-b-brutal taps on the ground, cerrone times a knee fracturing the degestanis cranium, permaheeming him
>Cowboy defends the belt 5 times in the next year
Golden era of MMA incoming boys
t. time traveller

>cuts all over her fist

;_;

>Not the schmoe
Not interested

this cant be disputed

>excuse me gal,do you know where can I buy heroin around here

stop posting my gf

>DAD CERRONE XD

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gib mir a link plos dear friends :)

i cant tell if the schmo is plebbit or not

is she notably buffier than ever or am I blind?

Why do redditors feel the need to personify everything?

she thicc and healthy

He's a chad, like chael

get a life luke

I've met Jojo a few times.

grasso is finally going to win a fight

>wins

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lose weight

seek help spammy you pussy

Find a single flaw.

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??? what's on that telegram and what's up with this picture and the fucked up hands on the girl. How this fat nigga got with that QT????

That’s pretty good. Biggest glare is Lewis

>american odds
moares will kill cejudo

One more run at the strap, bruther

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>oi guvnah why aren't I in title contenshun yeh

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not betting the house on nina

based immigrant.

every here a homosex

>Where's Khabib? I've got a score to settle

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Cejudo ain't winning homie and high chance pedro sparks sterling instead of a decision. Also first 2 fights are literal who's, anything can happen. Hope you win though.

My favorite fighter to watch in the UFC was Mighty Mouse

Iain, is that you?

youtube.com/watch?v=abVpy8M9oHo

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Based drizzy

True Odds for UFC 238
-----------------------------
Henry Cejudo 131
Donald Cerrone 177
Nina Ansaroff 485
Calvin Kattar -134
Jessica Eye 709
Jimmie Rivera 297
Blagoy Ivanov 181
Aljamain Sterling -158
Alexa Grasso -120
Angela Hill 180
Bevon Lewis -123
Eddie Wineland -186
Joanne Calderwood 122

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faggot

M

M

M

Where are the picks?

There’s a couple

>betting on WMMA in 2019

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>record the whole ppv, cut out the women's fights and upload the torrent

Based. They robbed MM because he wouldn't bow down to Dana.

Pretty sure it's that poor unfortunate girl who was in child porn and grew up to be a neo-nazi.

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M

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what the fuck is this? most awkward interview i've ever seen. Autist tries to keep eye contact forcefully and the girl looks down and answers all the questions, truly a pair of clowns.

How good is TFergs jujitsu really?
Bravo's style is a complete meme and that's saying something in the memeiest of all martial arts

Went out drinking last night and got shitfaced with a random dude. We met 2 girls and went to their apartment and he robbed the fuck out of them while everyone slept. Stole everything he could... like fucking poptarts and all.

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reeeeeeeeee where streams now

rivera and ansaroff are free money

sort your life you m8

Here are /ourguys/ for tonight boys.
Fun prelims fact: Grigory Popov is from the coldest city on Earth: Yakutsk, Siberia.
Another fun prelims fact: I want Joanne Calderwood to be my gf

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B A S E D sluts deserved it.

mmastreampass.com/2019/06/08/ufc-238-cejudo-vs-moraes/

Use adblock/ghostery

That random dude was you. Think about it.

ufc.tv

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espn+.com/don'tbeacheapfaggot

get ublock

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Based and DMX pilled.

I fucks with these hoes from a distance
The instant they start to catch feelings
I start to stealin' they shit
Then I'm out just like a thief in the night

Was Iain also a prominent male feminist ally?

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reeeeee same cant rely on plebbit now help

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UFC website doesnt list the Eddie Wineland fight

Is it still on?

lol

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I don't remember much but he was gone with all their shit when I woke up.

Daaamn, Anton Chigurr looks like THAT?

CHAMP SHIT ONLY

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Iain is a convicted pedophile who used to work for Bloody Elbow. I'm convinced the whole interview is so awkward and creepy because he's visibly aroused by her childlike voice.

nina is nice value

He’s not all that special but he has a really dangerous guard and utilizes his gangly legs well from there with his flexibility and ability to posture off then and is a submission specialist, his transitions especially from the clinch are really good. He knows how to create separation, control and attack from the bottom pretty well, good with his hand grips and a good scrambler but he’s too willful to have people in his guard and attack from there, his defense off his back is his offense from there, opens him up a lot to being passed into a more dominant position where he cant attack as much

did this happen with a guest or something?

T-ferg is the Ultimate life form

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UFC 238 WATCH PARTY IS LIVE

rabb.it/s/kq3abk

BASED

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only gonna watch tony
how late will he fight?

fights over Tony was heemed in the 1st

kek wtf is wrong with matt sera trying to shoot this gun

I didn't hear anything about a cancellation. Thought Wineland was retired for some reason

ITS HAPPENING

5 bongs

he's done it to a boxing coach before iirc

UFC 238 HEEM WATCH PARTY

rabb.it/s/kq3abk

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SAIDIT ITS DOWN

a dog has never been a guest on joe rogan

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Anyone else get sweaty palms when your boy/girl is fighting?

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>you'll never go fishing with Dana

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how do i get to her feet easily, heem?

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five bongs from right now?

how many bings until the early prelims?

fuck off? 5 bongs? it's not even the main event ffs

>xD I do le dance and have le mental illness xDDDDDDD

I haven't gotten that buzz in years, kind of depressing desu

>ywn try to drown a man worth a billion dollars
>on camera
>and brag about it

I unironically reported the new said it MMA Streams page to the UFC Contact Us Support Page.

did dana shut down the plebbit streams?

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jamunanews.net/sport/mma/a2.html

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OFFICIAL 238 /ourguy/ list

-Moreas
-Cerrone
-Shevchenko
-Kattar
-Yan

This list is not disputable or debatable

>xd le anything personable is bad guy xD

>tonyfriends

What is the /heem/ consensus on Angela Hill?
I hate her but I have literally no idea why.
And it's not because of THAT.

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>need an account
fuck that

this guy did

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Hello where are the picks

She tries so hard to be funny and fails miserably.

Cejudo is Reddit incarnate

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Tonights the night

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he literally did, he's so mentally impaired he didnt see that as happening

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Is Karolina going to make it boys?

twitchy said he's not doing them anymore because we keep talking shit about his wife

How many bongs until it starts?

It's because she's constantly shit talking on Twitter

do it somewhere thats not behind a sign up wall you cuntfuck

Hello, where can I get some piss?

bings

crackstreams.com/mma/1/

your`re welcome

Lamas is one of my all time favourites.

here you go

*pisses on your face

fuck these amerifats and their ridiculous timezones
not gonna watch this faggot sport, literally ONE semi-good fight and its at 5AM dutch time?

fuck dana, fuck murifats, fuck the UFC

I hope Tony calls her out when he wins.

Enough with the honeypots already, god damn

What time do the prayer horns go off at the mosque, around 5 you'll be up anyway crybaby

There will never be another male Brazilian champion.

just read what happened, what a retard

getting a bit of second hand embarrassment from this post

He should take her down unless she starts sporting his glasses

just watched the UFC Countdown with Cejudo

now i hate him even more

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ESPN+ is so cheap why are y'all such poorfags. Cancel cable subscribe to ESPN+ boom I just saved everyone in this thread $50 a month

I’m here btw

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i was in your country for Conor Khabib

woke up like right after the main event missed the whole thing

kek this made me laugh out loud

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this is the butthurt brit

This was pretty good last week

Henry is the most cringe shit talker in the UFC.

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Piracy is really uncool guys

looks good but cant stop feeling uneasy without buff and ripple

dudes took over the stream game to a differenet level

PROTECT TONY IF HE GETS KNOCKED DOWN user

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he's just a kid

how much were tickets? i shouild go but im lazy

this is a good card for a non cazzie desu

tell em to start. I`m bored

HEEM WATCH PARTY

rabb.it/s/kq3abk

are you sinking an ice cold modelo

yikes

>Wojack
>Oliveira
>Capoeira
>Borrachinha
>Walker
>JDS

All champs soon

you just doxxed yourself bro, im gonna head over to ur seats and heem you now

danke

Would benefit hugely from a camp change but it's probably too late for that. Fun action fighter who gasses in the 3rd round because she's trying to copy her hero Dominick Cruz but doesn't have the cardio.

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got me piracy license renewed just yesterday mate

one okay fight
one

Have you met any fighters? And based for showing up for the early prelims

wrong

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it's weird that the 3rd to last fight is far more hype than the final two

if they dont deliver gonna taint the whole thing

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based el cucuy

youtube.com/watch?v=hXCJU1lDFTY

Slap Joe on the back of the head

more like hairy brownman

I only give money to Rizin

Anyone else watching dana do some bear grylls shit?

>gasses

the only thing i remember about her is being known for farting on TUF

she did get a lot better after the show though

God i wish we had women that looked like that over here

First section elevated is the thinking mans seat. Went on the floor once and was hard to see shit.

Reminder that TONY is NOT a real chicano, he's a LARPING pendejo

timezonebro
gonna stay awake for this trash?

Pizza, Burger King or Arab food?

>lived in vegas with unlimited money for last 20 years
>doesnt like camping

im shocked

just kidding, id be eating wynn buffet crab legs 5 days a week

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hes scottish

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That just makes him more based

Guys i was rooting for Cejudo but i think Marlon might smoke him, Cejudo has never fought anyone who can punch as hard as Marlon, i also dont like Cejudo being all goofy and shit it makes me feel he is soft, i still remember him going fetal when Demetrious rocked him.

Will do

Mine was $150 for 100 level

On it

No I like good beer

Come sit with me

I didn’t realize there was a meet and greet so I showed up too late but I could have met wonderboy if I showed up earlier

Ye

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yikes...

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WATCHING UFC 238 WITH THE BOYS

GET IN HERE

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sopa de _____
e uma _____

chicano is a mindset

>Ferguson
he's some part irish, therefore PoC

If i can find shit to do on the side, fucking bored at home and the real fight is hours away

get a pic with based Wonderboy

youtube.com/watch?v=1FCgbu9L4zI

heem compilation i made. not finished, but hard drive it was saved on failed so this is probably it

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>These guys are fist fighting in a steel cage for a paycheck and the applause of a drunken audience. Don't pretend to be something you're not. And don't bring up God. As a devout Catholic I'm tremendously offended when somebody acts as though God is playing a hand in a fistfight on Saturday night. Newsflash people: God has better things to do.

Based Chael. When are brainlets like khabib, sage, yoel, and countless others going to catch on?

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>Guys i was rooting for Cejudo
by allah what are you talking about

I get that he's a Mexican but Cejudo is extremely unlikable.

>or Arab food?
why would you want to eat a christian girl?

Whats the new reddit/mmastreams?

nothing makes me more bored than regular looking women

espn.com

How many MMA friends do you have IRL?
I literally have one.
99% of my MMA conversations are with people whose faces I can't even see.

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For my bros...

givemereddit.stream/stream/5cfc084d0c0ca5cfc084d0c0cf
givemereddit.stream/stream/5cfc084d0c0ca5cfc084d0c0cf
givemereddit.stream/stream/5cfc084d0c0ca5cfc084d0c0cf
givemereddit.stream/stream/5cfc084d0c0ca5cfc084d0c0cf

espn+ OR ufc.tv

We
Are
LIVE
at the Mohegan Sun FIGHT CAPITAL of the WORLD
and THIS is YOU EFF SEE TWO THIRTY EIGHT brought to you by FOURCHANNEL, your sure sign of a good time
COMING UP NEXT we've got WMMA lol

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4channel

fuuuuuuck

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When is this starting? It should have already started in europe, it is past midnight

cringe

I haven't watched since this. Did I miss anything noteworthy boys?

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I hate niggers that absolutely demand to shake hands for stuff to be cool. Fuck out of here with that bullshit.

sorry promised Dana i wouldn't post

Ferguson is his stepdad's name, I think. He's fully Mexican by blood. Also, Ferguson is a Scottish surname, not Irish.

that's pretty gay user

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WE

ARE

LIVE

lucky for you cuz i'd heem your ass if we ever met

literally unironically zero friends in real life, and zero friends online

GUYS I FOUND OUT A WAY TO WATCH TONIGHT'S CARD

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>Listen, I'll put it like this. If people can walk around - and I don't mean this in a disrespectful way to religious people - and you believe the son of God came down to earth 2,000 years ago, and he killed himself for our sins, and he can walk on water, and there's a God up there looking after ourselves, and if you get on your knees and pray to him that things will change, if you can believe that, then you can believe that I can knock the f--k out of Luke Rockhold two weeks from Saturday.

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the stream the kraut posted above is neiss

Its definitely an act, if you see him act in spanish he seems like a humble normal guy.
I just dont like how he matches up vs Marlon , Demetrious was fucking him with kicks and he's not even known as a kicker like Marlon.

"start time" is a very subjective thing in America kraut, get off us with your punctuality

These niggas ain´t real

Can you find Edgy brah and make him aware of this guy
I imagine he already knows but I would like to ensure he brings it up on his next podcast appearance on Rogan.

Nah, just need to not accidentally fuck my cousin feel me

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LOOK AT THE LITTLE MAN WITH HIS LITTLE WORDS GOOD FOR YOU WEE BOY

>$80 for a ppv and e!spn plus
Shan't

Hopefully nothing, I don't need a normie aggregator to find streams

one
she's a girl
her opinions are absolute cazz tier but at least its IRL heem conversation
she does support /our guy/ gaethje though so that's alright

>for only $79.99+ti-

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I have no friends irl or online

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i deadlift 2pl8s feel free to reconsider your post

I watch with cazzie friends occasionally but no spergs :/

SHE'S A MANIAC
MAAAAAAAAAAAAANIAC ON THE FLOOR
AND SHE'S DANCING LIKE SHE'S NEVER DANCED BEFORE!!

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Be more respectful, the correct term is amerisharts

Is that typically an issue in your country?

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Chookgian the the annoying chick that grunts every strike she throws.

>trains with meme-roxanne

yikes

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M-M-Megan

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Talk about it a lot at the gym, they are all picking Cerrone.

>wmma
>manlets
See you guys in the morning.

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> paying to watch two manlets fight and then two women fight
Yeah no

Unpopular opinion: This new ESPN thing of Megan Olivi speaking to the camera and then the fighter walking past them with the camera moving away from Megan and into the arena is cringe as fuck.

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like 2 and a half

Based Croatian negress poster

Ronda always liked to let her buttcrack hang out on purpose

Rate my parlay

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best city in the world

shut up hater

These Megan Olivi walkouts are so shit

>COMING OUT TO WHERE THE HOOD AT
FUCKING BASED

based jungle fever croat. bless you

if she's a heem fan then start lifting and you're guaranteed to get her as a gf

damn TWO whole pl8??
that's like half the weight of an american child

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WHERE THE HOOD AT

brap

>tune in to watch prelims
>WMMA on

I tried, guys. See you for the main card.

most corrupt shit hole ever built

lmao2pl8

is chiraq a nice place to live ?

Where are the picks?

>#2
>opening early prelims
disband wmma already

A lock if I ever saw one.

Well, where i live it actually is, everyone is related they joke about here, but there is a distant truth to that meme, its a small enough village, its not uncommon for people here to have fucked a distant relative by accident, and sometimes just say fuck it and have some fun with the cousin, keep it in the family.

>mmastreamz is dead

Guess I'm not watching the bums on fight pass anymore, why they don't move them to espn+ is beyond me.

CSO

HEEM STREAM

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>33 year old Scottish female
>doesn't look 50

what is this sorcery

Based Jojo.
Fuck you retards who won't stop whining

If you love niggers and being robbed sure

whats up fellow incels ready for the fight?

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Our girl "Foxy" Roxy "The Happy Warrior" "Modafinil" Modaferri in the top 5

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>nickname is 'blonde fighter'
what a jobber

Why haven't they fixed this shit yet? What a joke.

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yeah outside of a few neighborhoods. But every resident is gonna get rekt by the pension crisis so anyone who moves there is retarded

If this goes to a decision you all owe me 10 dollars

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sounds hot

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wow the espn+ subscribers are really getting their money's worth

>covering tits for pride month
gay

Could megan olivi beat nunes?

no u

live on the northside poorfag

its ok but midwest sucks

I already lift and box and do other sport shit and I don't find her attractive (+ she has a beta provider jew bf)
we're former classmates that's all

Aslong as nobody finds out

is joe rogan commenting the early prelims too? i don't have headphones or speakers.

Jon, DC and Joe is the best combination

has anything cool at all happened in 2019 /heem/wise

yeah he just got pretty hyped at that one kick

DC sucks!! (at commenting)

yes

I'll keep my beaners in Texas thanks

>beta provider jew bf

>living in Buenos Airies
yikes

*jaw drops*
*eyes pop out of head*
*tongue rolls out*
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA!
AWOOGA AWOOGA!
EE-AW EE-AW!
BOIOIOING!
*picks up jaw*
*fixes eyes*
*rolls up tongue*
*buries face in ass*
BLBLBLBLBL LBLBLBLBLBLBLLB
WHOA MAMA

imagine dc and goldie

is 'blonde fighter' the best nickname in all of mma?

Yes, Cruz sucks and I don't know why reddit pretends otherwise. Jimmy Smith I liked a lot.

i'd say FOTY is happening right now

greg hardy

why the fuck doesn't ufc have a reddit like boxingstreams for acestream links? cant find SHIT

Why do we rarely see a full knock out in women's matches? Do they simply lack the power?

kek they can probably hear Rogan and DC clear as day with this arena right now

Want to fuck Jessica eye tbqh bros

that "wow" from Jon Anik sounded so sarcastic

live y nuevo

i hate women. women suck.

Want to fuck jon jones tbqh

>OAH!

one of the streams is showing dana white hanging out with THE GAME at some high school basketball event

u high test brah????

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They're so tough they simply can't get knocked down.

Fuck off to sweden instead of fucking norway up

johnnie walker
a couple bums got flushed

it is what it is

weight cut ronda was the best

based chads

what do you guys do during wmma fights?

0 but I usually link good matches to my brother and I force him to watch them even though I don't think he likes watching mma

look away

fap

ponder if one of these women attacked me how the fight would go

Watch ross kemp clips on youtube

its called a kiah you baka gajin they do the same thing in Thailand and the Dutchlands for kickboxing watch any K-1 or Pride fight

fucking judges don't score leg kicks.

ill heem you and leave your body in a cubicle

Why does this gook claim Russia when his eyes are slanted

almost watched a full episode of Peep Show. brilliant show. 3 seasons in and it might be my favorite comedy series ever.

why do you claim to be white when you're a nigger at heart?

>what is east russia

Rashad Or Tyron?

stop making Americans look stupid you gay retard

>skipping a numbered event

See ya then, cazzie

At the event lads. Sitting by the analyst booth and got dom to come over for a pic. Got the underhook on him lol.

You must be one short ass manlet