Gym class

>gym class
>you must fucking run laps around the tracks
>it's winter

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>never bring deodorant
>borrow some from someone who's borrowing it from someone else
Every time

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im the one who stops close to you with the ball farts and then leave acussing you of farting and then scoring a goal.

Basado

>playing softball
>every boy trying to hit the ball through the windows of the happy ending massage place across the street
>school contacts local government to please have the place moved to somewhere else
>they dont cooperate because were not an elementary school
Kek

kek same but with shampoo

>gym class
>playing a team sport
>the girls decide to stand in a group in the middle of the pitch to have a chat
>continue doing so until the teacher tells them to stop
>pretend to play the sport for 1 minute
>go back to chatting again

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>penis inspection day
>all girl classmates watching
>we drop our pants
>girls have never seen an uncut dick before
>several say they going to be sick
>one vomits
>penis is also small
>those not disgusted are laughing and pointing
>gym teacher says she is disappointed and expected more from me
>think she felt bad for me
>gave me a C-

>gym class
>small cabal of students who are buddies with the teacher
>the only sports they like are rugby and basketball
>we play one of those two 50% of the time as a result
>every other sport is treated as a joke and anyone who tries hard must have something wrong with them

My hs starting qb broke his hand punching a locker cuz his team lost in PE basketball kek
I would play and play somewhat hard but being a overly try hard is cringe

>were

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>corner
>fart
>forcing them from man-to-man defense to zonal
free headers every time

are mixed sex gym classes a thing in your countries? pretty gay if you ask me

If you arent playing to win, you shouldnt be playing at all, its just something women will never get.

...

We had mixed showers desu

up until age 13 or so, yes

>gym class
>decent player
>picked last anyway because you have no friends

based

Imagine coming from behind in the showers and rubbing your dick between one of the girl thighs while fondling her tits, that would be pretty funny haha

Based chads

Haha yeah, so funny!

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We never had that here. I heard about it but luckily we never did it.
Then again, we don't have the degenerate practice of mutlating our dicks at birth :^)

IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO

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>He lets trash talk get to him

>yank nostalgia

All my yanks are nostalgic nowadays.

we think ours had a peebag

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>PE
>tell the teacher we’re going to play footy on our own astroturf
>convince some of the girls to come over with us and fuck around for an hour
I peaked in HS and it’s genuinely depressing lads

>elephanted

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>school tournament
>play against seniors
>they hurt a teammate im not even friends with
>use it as an excuse to dislocate the seniors leg during a ball press
>he goes down and a huge fight ensues
Good times

the right term is TRUNKED

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>uncut dick
You mean a normal, natural, unmutilated penis

>penis inspection day
why

>not choosing to actually play for a full hour
That’s a miserable peak if you ask me

>”what a perfectly normal, healthy baby.”
>”lets chop a part of his dick off.”
So this is what happens when (((they)))) control a country. USA was a mistake

white bois just cant compete!

>mfw never do homework
>never pay attention in class
>never put my hand up
>still get A's because good memory but all my '''''effort''''' grades are the lowest
>one thing I actually try hard at is P.E.
>max effort grades
>Get C's every year because I'm shit

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>HS gym class
>Playing basketball
>Boys vs Girls
>Whatever.jpg
>No holding back just because you have a cunt, cunt
>Chick goes for the hoop and throws the ball
>Smash it downards
>hits her in the face
>everyone drops what they are doing to console her
>tears and blood flowing
>"Sorry"
>Nobody gives me any shit for it (part and parcel, Jasmin)
>She gtfo from MY blood filled court
>Feelsgodman, pass ball Pontus we score and win
>Jasmin now keeps an armlenght distance from me whenever we have gym class
>Gym teacher stopped doing boys vs girls

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>New schoolyear and new classmates. Most of whom I've never met before
>First or second gymclass of the year and guy I've got to know spends the entire day bragging about his football skills in anticipation for gym class
>We're playing football in gymclass
>I'm above average in terms of skills, physically I'm not so good
>Our entire class is quite excited to see this classmate play, since he's been talking about it all day
>First involvement gets a cross from me (he insisted on playing striker) and misses the ball completely
>Proceeds to lose the ball seemingly every time he receives it
>It's now obvious that he's not making runs and hiding from the ball to spare further embarrassment
>Towards end of class feigns an injury and says he'll play goalkeeper for the rest of the class
>concedes two more goals before the class ends
>The girls laugh at him as we walk to the showers - I try to console him
>Could have sworn he dropped what looked like spaghetti from his bag as we exited the locker rooms

Wtf we have to compete with apes AND elephants?!

>we

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>gym class
>be skinny and short
>ordered the large size shorts by accident
>hangs down to my shins
>get called ‘princess’ and mercilessly mocked all year by bullies

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>play football
>have no technique but you always leave your heart out
>press one skinny dude
>he gets angry and kicks you
>don't even feel that kek

>playing mixed basketball in high school
>pass ball at girl in my team
>she's a bit fragile so I do a regular bounce pass
>she's too slow and it hits her face
>falls down crying
>before I can even apologize all girls converge on her and yell at me
>boys shrug but won't defend me because some of the girls are super hot
>female gym teacher is on my side, tells girl to stop being a pussy
>still got shit for it the whole year, girl thought I hated her and did it on purpose
>mfw

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>play volleyball in mixed teams
>jump to ball and bash with 8/10 qt

>get to be chosen last because you're a nerd
>do body them because you were at the foootball school when younger and still have some skills
No better feeling

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>gym class
>kids start laughing at me for no apparent reason
>realize i'm wearing the shorts backwards
>go to bathroom to change
>stay there until the class ends
Fuck highschool

>gym class
>have to run the mile

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incel

Hot

>not just taking them down right there
>well, this is what you wanted, isn't it?

WHIP IT LIKE A NASCAR

kek I hit some girl in the face with a line drive during PE once. She lost three teeth and we couldn’t play softball any more.

>swimming lessons
>starts getting rowdy in the changing rooms, everyone taking their dicks out
>I whip out my dick, pretending it was an accident
>feel immediate shame and regret

ye u just have muslims do it for you

>What do you mean you don't try in gym class!

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>last day of gym class
>the mile is graded based on time

We as in humans you Swedish meatball fuck

Based

>gym class
>unironically have to do dancing for 2 weeks
>skip school for 2 weeks and have parents write a note saying my grandmother died

>gym class
>one of the last people picked for dodgeball
>style all over everybody
>embarrased the goat athlete of our class and his homie
>was always picked either 1st or 2nd for everything after that

>gym class
>slip away without being seen
>sneak into girl's locker room
>break into lockers and sniff the shoes

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Kek why did this make me laugh

>just passing the ball back and fourth within the team, wasting time after getting the lead
>dude on other team that is actually decent gets visibly upset

Reminds me of the time in CEGEP (school in between high school and uni) when I had to take aerobic dance and do a bunch of gay shit. People I knew would purposefully come to the window of the door and start laughing lmao

Y-you're joking, r-right? Details if true

>high school
>be doing wrestling
>literal autist ends up shitting himself
>small piece of poo falls out of his shorts and ends up on the corner of the mat
>everyone knew it was him
>uncontrollable laughter.jpg
>became known as shitboy for the rest of high school
>nonstop shit jokes made at his expense for the next few years
>even the gym teachers got in on it

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>sweden believing the penis inspection meme is real

no wonder they were so easily duped into importing 6 billion refugees

Kekaroo

>we actually get to play baseball
>its wiffle ball but whatever
>me and the boys hitting dingers, bat flipping, swiping bags like no tomorrow
>we never play again because nobody else knew how to do anything and putting up 30 runs in the first isnt fair

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Yes, they even had us do dancing, like swing, 2 step and some other shit.
>grade 9
>be chubby class clown
>dance with my crush nervous as hell
>make her laugh
>ffw a couple years
>flirt bits in highschool
>talk together all night at a party
>go out together
>watch the Dark knight rises together
>walk her to the train station
>we look into eachothers eyes before she gets on her train
>I should have kissed her but I was a pussy
>drifted apart after that
When you get your shot boys, take it

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>gym class
>teacher makes us dance
>loser but still get a girl as pair while other guys have to pair up
>get a boner
>she laughs at me
>all the class laughs at me
>teacher tells me to take a break

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More details, sounds like a really funny tale. Be as specific as you can kek

What details? Having everyone laugh at me and going to the restroom to put water on my face made it go soft. Oh, but we danced in other classes and girls still wanted to pair with me, although they were ugly so it didn't happen again.

>penis inspection day
>not worried because i always pass
>penis size chart is different for 11 and 12 graders
>fail
>suspended from gym class
>have to take gym-lite for the rest of the year

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>I distinctly remember a penis inspection

..g-guys..? d-did I get..

>gym class
>Volleyball
>get the ball stuck on the celling
>ladscheering.jpg
Damn it felt good to fuck around in midle school

Americans will probably start replacing PE with school shooting drills

>gym class
>teacher tells us to pick between soccer and basketball
>only like 3 of us choose to play hoopball
>teaching faggot only comes around once for like two minutes before fucking off to watch the other monkeys chase a fucking ball around
>gives me a 9/20 because he saw me miss a 3 pointer when he chose to grace us with his fucking presence
I wish I was a burger...

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Every session for 8 years went like this:
>can we please play footy?
>NO!!! (teacher hated it bc of some trauma or sth)
>proceeds to go running in the woods for 2 years
>fat kid goes missing
>we search for him for hours
>finally give up
>we come back to school and he sits there eating donuts which he bought in the bakery on the way to the woods

>3rd or 4th grade
>playing apehoop girls v boys
>boys getting fucking rekt, about 20 behind
>get subbed in
>start absolutely crushing it and win the game
FUCK girls and FUCK niggers and FUCK jannies as well

Line dancing. Fuck I dreaded that

>told to run the mile
>don't actually run it.

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>3rd or 4th grade
>boys getting rekt at apehoop
Are germans really this limp wristed? At that age most girls can't even throw the ball properly.

I think it was, might have been second.
The girls were taller on average and at that age usually have a physiological advantage.

There was a guy in my class whom we call "lightning rod", because even when someone on his team failed, he got yelled at, as he sucked the most

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This was cool when someone needed it after PE/Weighlifting classes. There was always someone with a dry spray deodorant or AXE to make sure you were good for next period.

That really escalated, didn't it kek

PE is school shooting drills. If you outrun the fat kids you don't get shot

Jej. I'm going suggest it to Donald Fagen as the next Steely Dan tour name

Based.

We used to run around an army barracks. It had this neato shortcut that cut off a km of the jog.
You did risk arrest though.

>the nethergay

Meisjes plagen, kusjes vragen

>football boys vs girls
>get the ball
>3 girls come to try to take the ball from me
>two start kicking me while the other one hugs me from behind
>become fucking Riquelme to extend the feeling

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why would all you fags not want to do dancing in school gym?

i do ballroom now, by far my most kino hobby and helps me fuck like 500% more than my personality ever could

>and helps me fuck like 500% more than my personality ever could
How many guys do you get to fuck every week

>high school
>be a beta faggot and never bang a girl
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

Well I mean I would do the mile just more of a jog/power walk

>gym class
>means football
>everyone wants me on their team
>after school
>mixed grades playing football again
>btfoing everyone 4 years older than me
>get respect from everyone
>feeling like a gigachad
>not even an outfield player
>trened as a goalkeeper in an academy for 5 years
>switched to a CMF for a year but went back because I sucked and everyone on a team started hating me
The only time in life trening really paid off

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Uh oh Canada better start taking estrogen pills because you got molested as a kid and now are confused as fuck.

why not?

>gym class
>score worldies
i guess it's just like any given sunday for me

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>not being casual in gym
spot the full kit wanker

Reminds me of Anders, the only guy to always bring his AXE Africa. His can always got passed around the locker room and he was too nice to say no (dunno what he told his parents). Wonder what he is doing today.

Being able to dance well makes women wetter then a lake.
Plus its fun and good exercise.

>Being able to dance well makes women wetter then a lake.
Nice sex fantasy m8

so they thought you were shit because you were a nerd but then you dabbed hard on them? nice. also whats a football school?

>be 6'1 at 14 years old
>manlets mad whenever we had to play volleyball or basketball
>get made fun of in the showers cause my balls were too hairy

not my fault I entered puberty early

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>paaltjesvoetbal
>ball lands in front of me
>panick, retard kick it away
>nail a foreign exchange student in the face
>mfw

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damn, based as fuck user. but why did they pick you last if you were so good? did you just not look the part?

>trened as a goalkeeper in an academy for 5 years
how much of a difference does this do? i have always been jelly of people who had the opportunity to train/play in a proper setup with good coaches and other good players

Maybe it only works if you aren't autistic

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>gym class
>basically footy
>i'm completely useless 0 aim 0 ball control
>just went defender and started ramming into people to then clear the ball 10km away

i mean there was always that super autist in gym class who would whip the dodgeball as hard as he could at the girls or be super aggressive playing sports. that kid was the worst

>can we please play footy?
lel that pretty much always happened with us too, we were supposed to rotate between doing football and rugby (welshfag) in the autumn term and cricket/athletics-type shit in the spring/summer.
By the time we had our last two years of compulsory PE lessons the teachers didn't give a shit and we basically just played an hour of football every single time.

>that one kid who banged his deodorant spray against the lockers until it burst and filled the whole locker room with shit-smelling AXE deodorant
I sort of miss middle school, desu.

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Literally me, was known as one of better defenders at school

>tfw older kids let me play because I was good
best time of my life lads

>PE class
>running towards basket to score
>girls stands in front of me expecting me to stop
>I slam into her and keep running
>acts shocked and starts complaining that I knocked her down

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>playing hockey in PE
>scores are tied
>games about to end
>i shoot from the half way line because the games over
>goalie somehow misses the ball
>i score and everyone thinks im great and loves me
>teacher says it doesnt count
fucking bitch

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50 percent of American medical students in 1920 we're Jewish.

A guy one year younger than me went into the girls changing room with a recording camera and caught some girls naked. He was expelled.

>not styling on all the other kids with a new footy kit every week because you were the only one who knew who to get shit from China

>Imperious performance by Man Mountain
>He truly is one of the greatest, Peter

>Grade 12.
>It was a mixed gym class girls Vs boys.
>Floor hockey.
>I get picked to play net for girls team.
>I play like Dominic Hasek.
>We win.
>Change room
>Boys "why the fuck didn't you let any goals in we just lost to the girls"
Few guys are mad.
>Other guys laughing at how mad they are at losing.
>Good times
>Entire girls team blows me afterwords.
>Mfw

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>went to an highschool that had PE everyday
>played a different sport every month
>this month it's water polo
>''accidentally'' brush my hand against a cute girl's ass
>go jerk off in the locker room

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This is the Messi vs Ronaldo origin story

She fucked that guy Hansa

Doesnt like special needs

I did this but with coat pegs. The peg stabbed right into te fuckers and it all came flying out

>gym class
>playing football
>am chubby and get tired easily
>after it ends get clowned by two best friends
>they wonder what happened to me saying I used to be so good
I had forgotten I was ever good, but when they said that I remembered i used to be in a little team when i was in 1st-2nd grade. Strange what a shitty memory kids have, what had happened to me is I had started getting fat and dropped football like I do everything in life after I pick it up. Eventually lost the weight like 9 years later after I got in uni but I feel like I could have had a considerably better life if I had never gotten fat in the first place.

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>mixed volleyball in PE
>take a lot of time between serves to contemplate my teammates brapers

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>gym class
>we are suposed to play voleyball for the next 6 classes
>the teacher always gets a call when we are starting to play
>we end up playing football every class

You'd have been running around in your underpants if you'd been at my school.

But then I am a boomer, I don't think snowflakes today even if have to run in PE if they don't want to. The glory days of the sadistic PE teacher are over.

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>That one kid that wore his Gym clothes outside of Gym class

The cool thing about these elephants is that they have very large...trunks...and thats whats so cool about them

>Be me
>Be in gym
>Just finished mile at a Murrica speed 8 min mile because weak
>Wait for crush
>Crush finishes minute later
>We walk together a bit
>She puts her arm on me
>put arm around her waist pull closer
>She rests her head on me
>Dick is about to tear out of my sweats its so hard
>Too beta to show off dick
>Panic building, she could see it any moment now
>Remember waistband trick
>all'swellthatendswell.jpg
I miss that Hawaiian qt though

>opponent loses
>that smug kid claims they would've won if he tried but he didn't because he was playing for fun

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>playing volleyball in HS gym class
>girl on other team not paying attention during serve
>hit ball in her direction
>hits her in the head
lel
>next serve
>she's paying attention
>hit it at her again
>she swings
>misses
>hits her in the face
more lels
>bad serve next one, forces position rotation
>at net
>other team serves
>spike it back in same girl's direction
>swing and miss again
>doesn't hit her but she's even more pissed off
Fun times. Playing volleyball led to a lot of moments like this where the people with no hand/eye coordination would get hit in the face.

>olleyball in HS

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>gym class
>always picked last because team knew I didn't try
>would lie down on the field during the play
>call for the pass then give it to the other team or kick ball/frisbee away.
>would purposefully get rules wrong and ask others to explain
>would make obnoxious noises and distract everyone playing

Fuck sports, but gym class was alright lol

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similar story
>grade 11
>hockey class
>look cute in my goalie outfit, twerking whenever I get a save
>change room after
>older and bigger classmates start rubbing up against me
>flaccid cocks turn rock hard real quick
>give handjobs to three black guys in the stall
>rest of the team crowds around, threatens to tell coach if I don't suck them all off
>spend like 40 minutes giving hot cock jobs to entire class
>swallow so much cum my stomach hurts for rest of the day

mfw all the stacies are jealous of me

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>gym class
>gym teacher's name is Greenberg
>berg

EVERY FUCKING TIME!

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Hi, moot!

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SKINNERRRRRRRRRRRR!

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