FIFA Women's World Cup - Norway vs Nigeria Thread 2

I like it sloppy

>Watching commercials
How do Johnny forigners cope with not having the BBC?

of course you would go after the only one on that team that has obvious facial surgery

Yea we know you Bongs love BBC, faggot.

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>Sandals

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D
E
D

SHEEM SLEEPY

The keeper really wanna kill this girl.

also only one of the few out of the teams that have played so far that looks even remotely good, but nevermind

She copping a feel on that nurse.

Anyone got a webm of the nigerian goalkeeper hitting her teammate?

After each day of the waifu cup, I will honour women’s sports by watching porn of the best playing teams nationality.

Looking forward to some hot Norwegian girls tonight lads.

Collar bone SNAP

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Is she fucking ded or what?

It's her thigh shes fucked up

What's wrong with her? Neck injury?

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what would you rather do than sleep with them

sunnewsonline.com/i-slept-with-1400-girls-impregnated-600-in-6-african-countries-french-tourists-recounts/

really makes you think

just turned in what happened?

Polish my cock in a pencil sharpener

match ending pregnancy

whitu loli

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>I spent 100,000 euros and slept with 230 girls.
Thats 430€ per girl. Pretty expensive if you ask me

RIP

I thought nigs were fast. Why are they slower than these Norwegian chicks?

how come blacks arent dominating? is the pace not a factor in womens football?

We took all the fast and strong ones.

Coach is white

LOOOOL THE RAGE SHOT

WEBM PLSS!!

Lol the nigs in the stadium are gonna chimp out

CHIMP BALL

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paedo

VIKANGS

>Can’t pass to a teammate 3 feet away
>Can hit opposition from further away

Something doesn’t add up here

>how come blacks arent dominating?

they don;t dominate anyway. and even if you say france at the men's world cup, that is still the first time a majority glack team has won shit

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Genuinely surprised it's taken this long for these N**ger-ians to basically start knifing these white wymyn.

Norway is relaxing...
never relax

Nigerian women dont play football they cook their husbands Fufu and pop out 100 kids

get used to it wyte boi

/fa/

nice cheeky tiddie grab

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>black hairstyles

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Is this Norway’s new plan? To just lay down on the field and kill time?

>Both coaches are Swedish

>don;t
>glack

If she expressed interest, and you were guaranteed no legal repercussions, you would.

Your allowed to say nigger on the internet

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oh shit sorry, don't mark me down too harshly sir

>If she expressed interest
She wouldn't becuase she's a 10 year old girl you disgusting pedophile

OI M8 u got a loicense to say that?!??!

OMG AFTER THE WHISTLE BLOW THE RAGE SHOT HAHAHAHA

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>whatchusayboutmewhyteboi?

Only here*

calm down shaniqua

The absolute state of Pakistani grammar on a Japanese imageboard thread about Nigerian sports

it happens in my comic books

LOOOOOOOOOOL

nice shot.

ahahhahaa

>career ending pregnancy aborted by rage kick
pretty lucky desu

There is literally nothing wrong with being Pakistani

GARBAGE :(

>that open net shot

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lmao that black guy

Don’t laugh. It’s hard to hit the target with an eye full of seashells

Is our keeper retarded?

>UK

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>girls in his class weren't beginning to express an overtly sexual nature at that age
There were two in my class who'd had sex by age 11 user

based african supporters

Really tight angle tbf

Senile

that nigerian player used a computer for the first time in her life when she transferred to a university here

>all those kids not giving a fuck about Norway

Best kids

Great, now there is a high probability those kids will hit each other and produce inbreds

Off course becuase you are a Pikey

let me guess, you went to some traveller school in Mullingar?

i just want to squeeze her and kiss her forehead la

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loli is for look only

U20 world cup Korea vs Senegal going to extra time btw, quarterfinal (2-2)

ITT: people who fell for the tumblr marketing strategy

Is anyone else hearing those screams?

One of the most affluent commuter towns in the country. One of the few places that basically ran pikeys out of town when they set up shop on the outskirts.

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what's her insta op?

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Those drums hahahah

ROFL

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One of my cousins married a Nigerian woman

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they look half french

I’m sorry for your loss

He got cucked, those kids look nothing like him

>Tomorrow:
>Australia vs Italy
FORZA ITALIA

They are definitely half French and half white

I'm confused about the number of people in the stands. Was it raining out and somebody left the doors open?

They look half Arab like mbappe

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Stop.

This is worse than the amateur cups

You envy him

MODS MODS MODS

O R A N G E

I'm posting crowd shots of all ages, stop being a fucking nonce.

>Getting provoked by bait

Woman’s soccer has gone to shit. This used to be better than the men’s.

WHAT A SAVE

lol

That Nigerian goal keeper is awful

Post more of the fit lineswonan or Norwegian girls. You’re spurring on the nonces

That's some English tier keeping

I now understand how good Hope Solo was when i see the rest of these keepers

way to push it out

Serious question:

Why are African teams so much more CONFIDENT and PHYSICALLY AGGRESSIVE than other teams? I just don't understand why it happens, but you can't deny it's impressive.

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proxy off, trip on Richo

if they get hurt this is their one chance to get 1st world doctors

Serious question:

Why are chimpanzees so much more CONFIDENT and PHYSICALLY AGGRESSIVE than humans? I just don't understand why it happens, but you can't deny it's impressive.

HAHAHHAHA
THAT LAST SHOT I CANT THAT GOALKEEPER

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She is so sexy

All of them play for European teams

arrogance, which comes from a low iq

please suspend your disbelief so my joke works

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Neanderthal hands bashed this post

Women are so much more bitter at eachother and in this match it shows.

If this was a men's match they would be helping other team players up when they fall over but in this both sides just stand around grumpily

i liked the joke

Her name is reiten

in germany riding

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Nobody hates women more than other women

Can they play for fucking 3 minutes without diving? Theyre worse than the men. I dont remember women's football to be SUCH a slog

Reiten flopping the whole game

She could ride me, if you know what I mean

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14 and 16 in Norway are so fucking cute pls come to sweden

>You will never wake up to see her laying in bed next to you like this

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would prone bone so hard

Best name here is Robert Fuchs, primarily because the nickname for Robert is "Dick"

Why are all the opening matches so catastrophically mismatched? It's like all the tournament favourites have been drawn against all the hopeless housewife teams. China played well, but other than that it's just been global superstars vs Shithole XI in every match.

What is that weird noise a police siren?

>Guro
I'm not sure that's a good idea.

kys

????

no you retard, robert = rob or bob
richard = dick

Kek, why? What does it mean?

>Dick Nixon
I dont think so my nigga

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Becuase that's the idea
The reason you have groups and seeding is so you dont have big teams eliminating other big teams and the final being some big team dabbing on a shit team

Because they’re the only games likely to be high scoring.
If the women’s World Cup games are all 0-0 like a lot will be, people will be less likely to keep watching or pay attention in the first place.

A classic Yea Forums name right there, just like the old days. No racism, no misogyny, just classic wholesome innocent photos of dead bodies. Ah, nostalgia.

have sex

his nickname was literally tricky dick

People called Richard Nixon "tricky Dick" all the time

...are you retarded user?

are you retarded?

Never watch the group stage unless it's top teams against each other otherwise it's depressing as fuck. Wait til the knockout rounds

This Nigerian crowd is fucking annoying

Good fucking game lads

You are right, they should just hand the trophy over to us now desu.

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That's why you have seeding, sure, but this never happens in the men's tournaments, and they have group stages too. Are there seriously less than ten decent teams in the whole world?

It's an old name for gore, so photos of horrible injuries and autopsies and shit like that.

a cute

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Is it because it's women playing that I genuinely feel bad for Nigeria? Like they kind of strung good passes and plays together but also were total shit but I feel sad watching them get dabbed on

>Are there seriously less than ten decent teams in the whole world?
Only like 5 countries actuallly take women's football semi seriously

>It's an old name for gore
Holy based, I like her even more now

ty for posting my wife :)

>Implying
I can't wait till your team loses to a team managed by Phil fucking Neville. It will happen. Watch and see. Phil Neville. LMAO.

>Are there seriously less than ten decent teams in the whole world?
Yes, keep in mind only four teams have ever won this competition and only about eight nations have made final four or something like that.

They were massive underdogs and they played much better than anyone expected. It's not fair for them to still lose :(

PASSION

It's funny having a Germanic name and you live in a different country where it originated from. After 20 years of your life you realize your surname s not alpha and based, it literally translates to "tree bird"

yes yes

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Baumvogel?

When I say hope solo
Y'all say Arby's!
hope solooooo

Based

>but this never happens in the men's tournaments
Russia 5 - 0 Saudi Arabia

A R B Y ' S
R
B
Y
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S

WAIT FOR TOMORROW!!!

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Trees are literally the most alpha plants imaginable, though.

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>a wooden flower

I unironically want Arby's

See you tomorrow for the shitty Neville brothers victory

Don't worry, user. She's a beautiful woman, and we're all anonymous here. I kind of want her too.

Kek

I know :(

>never been to Arbys
>see this

damn

By the way Senegal vs Korea
3-3
Ngubu just scored in minute 120 of extra time

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>large
>durable
>takes all the sunlight from inferior plants
>still kind enough to allow some animals to live on them
No other kind of plant is even close.

>I'm sick of it wobbie.

Top lel

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Ahem....

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based

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BREHS

Any webms of reitens THICC thighs/brapper?

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Cope. The only thing that prevents young girl from acting out is the fathers authority. That's what every man had to know and it's good they did. Now with all the single mothers, girls even start developing earlier to get to an adult man.

>watching the last 20 minutes of the game with my sister because bored
>sister keeps commenting whenever someone makes a shitty play or loses the ball in some way
>jokingly say something along the lines of 'womens football, amirite'
>be sure to say it as sarcastically as i possibly can
>sister immediately decides to take it personally for no reason and acts all offended
Why can't females understand banter?

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because women lol

what is he doing with her ear? is that rape???

>thinking women are people

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Seek help