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Late as fuck edition
Game six is TOMORROW

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I suppose this is it but it would've been nice if you didn't use a girl that was FAT

hockey

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OUT

IT WAS OUR YEAR

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Imagine a version of yourself, but born and raised in Boston

>train derailed in bombston
rough week innit

28 hours 11 minutes to go

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Are people from Boston smarter than others? I mean Chris Evans, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are from Boston

Boston is the worst city, and is exactly the same as philly with their fans

>tfw only one game left in the season

Still laughing at this manlet

Women's fanatic jerseys are so comfortable. Mine are both only 3 months old but seem to be holding up so far. I have the $200 St Pats jersey and the $100 Flyers alt jersey. I haven't worn a women's jersey that was more comfortable than these 2. I haven't experienced the same problems so maybe it's inconsistent manufacturer over a 100% shit product

i dont even care about hockey anyways LOL enjoy your stupid pity cup flyovers

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not like you care for hockey anyway

not like hockey cares about you

Good thing St. Louis matches everything Boston has this year, physicality, talent, depth, and an adopted shitty fanbase with the philly play Gloria craze.

Can we finally definitively say officiating in the 2018-19 Playoffs has been some of the worst we've ever seen, or will it be a case where we're just saying the same old thing next year as well? I guess I'm basically asking if these shitty calls will stand the test of time as being outliers in a negative way. Will we look back in 3-5 years and say "well at least it's not as bad as it was back in 2019"?

>adopted fanbase
why?

Cute

What exactly is going on in this picture?

Honestly never understood why they call less shit during playoffs, and less and less shit as the playoffs progress. Every non-call feels bad for the fans of the "victim" team and kind of feels undeserved by the team benefiting from it. Plus, no reason for teams with better power play or penalty kill to suddenly lose that advantage that helped them get there for no reason

Bruins fan is being choked unconscious by an alpha blues fan. Other blues fans stand by to watch

aggravated gang rape

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classic. whatever happened to him?

The Bruins, who bullied their way to the Cup final, crying about officiating is just another nail in the coffin for the death of irony.
Typical Boston entitlement. Like a regular bully, dishes it out but can’t take it. And god forbid if they come back and win the Cup - they’re the sorest winners of sports fandom in the country and won’t stop being aggrieved about the officiating despite winning it all, saying, “Our win should’ve been better than it is, wahhhhhh!”

BTFO by an user singing a a cover of Imagine Dragons called "Blunder"

He tried to ti control the damage by >standings posting ironically after they were eliminated. Hasn't been seen in a while though. Gone for the summer I reckon.

Based wizard user.

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a broons fan being the bottom that he is

Hopefully killed himself as all animefags should

Based Ted.

>yfw all of boston sport teams fall into shit after this finals

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i would heem him desu

When's the last time a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup? Surely it's sometime recent, correct?

a lovely evening between friends

Wow I just googled it. 1993 is what comes up.

when's the last time an american wasn't extremely overweight

That was a title for Quebec not Canada you need to go further back lad

the only good weeb is a dead weeb

can I collect rent?

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you collect rent selling your homo butthole

lel
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Basé et Fleur de Lyslulé.

they should make the puck 6 inches widers, so it’s easier to see on tv

they should make your cock 6 inch widers so it's easier to see irl

cringe
based

It's here lads! Go Chocolatiers!
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who /midnight wisps/?

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What is wrong with finns?

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reminder to not spread invasive species this summer

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is it the water? how does an entire nation catch autism?

Why does the dude keep saying the word “strategy”
How is this not just a game of chance

SOON

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Xheattle Dickgirls

my pinkies aren't doing so well :(

abhorrent post

this is going to be the first post in every future Seattle gamethread, isn't it?

Seattle Sourdough's

yes

I don't know.

am i too late to laugh at bufalel and skinner

Happy Green Ducks elimination day

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they are turning on the gravity magnets

what did they mean by this?

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new color

Just shit out that anchovy pizza I ate on game night lads
Did a before/after on the scale and I lost 3 pounds

i really want to have sex with that woman

soon

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longer would've been funnier 2bh leaf

get in that ass, larry

when i see one funny post come out of NZ i'll respect your opinion on comedy

dish ish humorr

we're among the funniest posters on Yea Forums, which you'd know if you ever left your cringy little containment thread m8.

posting jew bait threads on /pol/ is not "comedy"

based

>getting worked by Dickgirl posting

its low quality posting

Seattle Boatdudes

>Seattle's *only* hockey bar
Grim and yikespilled

He does it at least once a day and I look forward to it

Seattle Buckstars

who the fuck is this joke and why does he have my blues gear on

Is the game on tonight?

Brehs... so many hot hockey girls...

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Yes make a thread

It’s too bad you’re a gay

Where? Are they standing behind all the fat ones?

Blues desu

They are playing bro haha I wanted to get a better pic but didn’t want I look like a creeper

Lots of QMJHL players here might need to do some scouting

...

It's raining today? That pic is photoshop

>ahem* please give a warm welcome to your 2021
Seattle Shit-Dicks!

>game 5
have i just dreamt the last couple of days

>photoshopping out each individual raindrop for a clearer picture
based user

Wtf nigga must be smoking crack lmao

its a beautiful 20 and sunny today

That's pretty fucking cold for summer. No wonder you all live in igloos.

its sunny in all of canada today except winnichug

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Lmao I was here this time of year last year and it was 90 degrees... like that’s mild af and like hundreds of people died lmao

The police were walking around handing out water and fans like it was a national emergency

Canadians be like this heat too spicy lmfao

Based Almighty God raining on Sam only

why the fucK would ANYONE voluntarily live in chuggipeg

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>Canadians be like this heat too spicy lmfao
Shoo, shoo, back to /nba/ or wherever you came from.

My preference is when people are white

I see you sneed posting on tv you sneaky cunt

Ça, c'est le post.

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you prefer people to be albino?

Where did the bruin fans go?

Only if they’re Protestant

Did you know Calgary is the only place in Canada you can get chick fil a

Yes, I did know that, because people keep repeating it here.

Based and Christian Calgarychads

there is only 1 carls jr. in hongcouver and its in the financial district only open bank hours. should i try going once?

Are there any Bojangles' in Canada?

:$

No Carl's Jr is nothing but big hamburgers. They were better when they were hardees and had roast beef

It's fucking brutal

Were the devils cups a product of running trap hockey and being massive brodeur babs?

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>watching flint town
>girl asks "is that winnipeg"

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hahahahahaha

How bad will the riots be if the raptors win the cup

Goodness. Must suck to be some of these guys.

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yea and having 2 hof-tier dmen as their 1 and 2 really helped

i'd fight me

man stuff, you wouldn't understand

If I was Born and raised in broston no much change. I astill good looking and rich. But just maybe accent different haha

he's making anime edits to get ready to bandwagon the >blose all summer

basé en tabarnac

Fuck the O'Rangers

what the phoque is a bojangle

>Canada might win a nignogball ring before a Stanley Cup

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>here's those Trans Pride jerseys you ordered Xir!
t. Seattle Cockeyes

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>it was 3-0 halfway through the 3rd

see

24 bongs left lads

you lads watching /heem/?

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They won a baseball championship also before a Stanley

hahahahahahahahahahhaha

hockey's about to start

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thanks

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you don't need a gamethread sperg

come to the carls jr in prince george

mainlander scum

lol babyknights are finished

>make it to the final
>win game 1
>get swept four in a row
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i'm getting sick of this meme

>team that tops the regular season standings in the NHL
>gets swept in round 1

>team that tops the regular season standings in the AHL
>on the verge of winning the Calder Cup

blues

this time tomorrow we're watching ruins get eliminsted lads

Shall be lighting a cigar on my patio and shitposting

Looks like ohio state but (some how) even more gay as fuck

I'll be outside Enterprise Center at the watch party like the peasant I am. Either elated or deflated

My balls are clean right now

>rags

seriously hope Boston wins tomorrow and makes this a seven game series

Nice 13 posts gamethread randy even the reddithawks had more active game threads in the regular season

I'll still be working, same as right now. God damn shame.

Do you ever stop seething?

Way too fucking easy lmao

tbf reddithawks have tripfags that crawl out of their holes when their dumpster team plays

I will never understand people who have fun by pretending to be retarded.

They're also not a minor-league team.

Gamethreads are tripfag war zones. I use /hoc/ as a gamethread since the jets are the most important hockey anyways

Welcome, Sam. Glad to have you with >us.

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based ed seething again

The only I saw a Chicago game thread over 20 posts was when they played Vancouver and we took the thread over and the 2 redditors that talk to each other were boiling with rage their secret club got raided

Is that who this is? Is he still mad from 13 years ago or something?

The entirety of /hoc/ must be diagnosed with schizophrenia, everyone is giving personal identities to Anonymous users on a Ugandan basket weaving web site

Jesus is there anything more pathetic than manbaby sportsball fans like this?

Fucking retard dedicated his whole life watching a puck on ice , so much supposed knowledge of the game, yet would be too pussy to even make a bet

>____an _____ ____ website
truly the cringiest meme of them all

What the fuck is this supposed to be?

t. ed

Epic my dude.

t. Seth from Seetheford, Ontario

Everyone except for me is schizophrenic imo

>my conspiracy theory
based

>your conspiracy theory
cringe

simple as

>he believes this

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>shorks

super duper cringe

>anime reaction images
Leave.

I don't even like anime, but I'll post this just for (you).

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Gonna go play some vidya games lads because no hockey

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not being a dick, is he an aspie?

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filtered all the pedophile weebs checkmate retards

IMAGINE BELIEVING THIS

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you know what im thinking about this?


im thinking its based

don't care about the "cup" in the slightest lads. only thing i cared about was the three peat but (((they))) took it away from us (fucking suomi fucks))) now it feels all empty

anyway what y'all think about beavers??

pretty neat no??

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Beavers are the reason Canada exists so yeah thanks based beaves

That's a big fella.

*dabs on you*

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I fucking hate beavers. Almost as much as I hate the Pittsburgh penguins and people that think east of Thunder Bay is still Canada

I love hunting beaver

and funny

22 hours

beavers, onion rings, and le sharks o6 are the worst memes on this hill billy general

>hill billy general
yikes

Big fan of beavers. Most of them don't look that great, but they feel nice.

>mad at deep fried onions
>mad at river animals
holy yikesamoly

For me, its pretending to be reasonably intelligent.

>/hoc/'s classic memes are bad
>he says, still trying to force that same dogshit meme from months ago

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norm macdonald made a career out of it

You know remember jeremy jogger

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Worst memes in this general: anime posters, trips, ted

no one is forcing you to be here, feel free to leave

what does it mean to know remember?

I've got a wife a 6 figure income and have had several more life experiences than you as well. I'm also able to actually look at things objectively instead of claiming to be while being blatantly biased. I know I'm better than you and it pisses you off. That's why you have to constantly scream "have sex" or "t. Incel" so you can make yourself feel better about being such a shitty person. Hell I used to be you

>I'm also able to actually look at things objectively instead of claiming to be while being blatantly biased
should be "claiming to", not "claiming to be" since it's referring to an action and not a state of being
are you sure you've had these life experiences?

>I've got a wife with her own boyfriend a 6 figure income and he's had several more life experiences than you as well. I'm also able to actually look at things objectively instead of claiming to be while being blatantly biased. I know he's better than you and it pisses you off. That's why you have to constantly scream "cuck" or "manlet" so you can make yourself feel better about being such a shitty person. Hell he used to be you

tell me how to not be me anymore

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>not knowing several life expriences pasta
get out

how can it be a pasta when the "have sex" meme is only a month or two old?

replace "have sex" and "t.incel" with ">STAY SCARED M8" and you have the original post

retard

so you admit the pasta was altered which would also give creative licenses to fix any obvious grammatical errors, which anyone who's had actual life experiences would fix in a heartbeat
confirmed for not being alpha and having actual life experiences

you too

I have just a massive amount of respect and love for all hoc posters.

heh whatever kid, try doing cool shit like jumping off a boat into the ocean

Thanks, friend. Same to you.

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you're a shitty troll, you'vre probably never jumped off a boat in the middle of the ocean

hell i used to be you

just took a tremendously big dump lads. I feel like a million bucks right now.

I've jumped off a boat. I doubt any of you have had a life experience like that

Theres literally zero point in putting effort into posts. I used to. But then it gets run through spell check and reddit formatting and trips start posting it as their own. I can't imagine the mental gymnastics it takes to believe "fixing another users post" makes it your own. Especially when all you really did was rip the character out of it and format it like a fucking twitter thread you'd show the girl from marketing you're trying to impress with your sports bravado. As if she gives a fuck. As if her brothers didn't teach her more than you ever could. But if I had to guess, it'd be easy considering the cirque du soleil - esque feats required to start posting under a username on an anonymous image board

have sex

haha, yeah beavers are great. extremely important for the ecosystem

umm excuse me??

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i've been backed up for the past couple days. could really use one of these rn

just take a stool softener.

that's why you drink coffee

Well gud guy had tings under control.
>might as well enjoy the bants

Enraged with how happy the swede is all the time

there's nothing wrong with that

lol!

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Dickgirls and the poop-dicks who love em.....

CALDEER!!!!

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fuck vegas and their baby team

WE HAVE PROSPECTS I SWEAR

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>xheattle dickgirls

K A A P O
A
K
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>Canada is closer to a nigger ball championship than it will EVER be to Stan Lee's cup
Lmao

Close, but not yet...

Hes gonna bust lamo

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>a black goalie
who the fuck thinks this would ever work out (ray emery wasn't really black)

I used to watch those devils teams just watch Stevens rail players otherswise they were boring trap team

>still tripfagging for a dead """"league"""" (pyramid scheme)
grim grim grimmington

>but we were that close too

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Poor emery. Lad did amazing for ottawa back in 2007, but we all know how that ended

Your time will come again canuckbro. Just not right now

pretty much, it was excruciatingly painful to watch

>a new league started up? I'll need to make a new Yea Forums account

CALDEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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No one gives a fuck about your bingo hall championship

At least I get comfort in the sweet justice of refpuck against Bombston right now

As city fag I say raccoons are more based than the beavs

>tfw the entire east is trying to compete besides ottawa and NJ

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MY Carolina pipeline :)

gg, Chicago
based Checkers

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I seethe 24/7

It's a lifestyle choice.

>Raptors win a championship before the Maple Leafs
>Sockeye win a Stanley Cup before the Canucks
>Expos win a World Series before the Canadiens
>USA wins the World Cup before Canada

#4 is a given and everyone knows it will happen

nice, i'm a sharks fan too

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:^)

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Imagine the riots in Vancouver when Seattle beats them in the playoffs.

We only riot when lose the finals so that's not possible.

>and now, your charlotte checkers will be presented at center ice with celebratory hotdogs and handshakes

Here I was thinking only Laffs fans were delude themselves into thinking a mickey mouse trophy in a farm system league matters

vancouver doesnt riot over rounds 1-3

Based checkers

>it's not mine to have so I'll just seethe instead

It's taking a while to sink in, but I'm pretty happy, lads.

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>OHH SHITT MANN
>IS THAT STANLEY CUP?
what did Alexander "The Great Eight" aka "Ovi Time" aka "The 'Vech" aka "Ovi" Oveckin mean by this?

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You dont win a Stanley cup without a few concussions

divegrass is literally just an activity here that parents sign their kids up for to get some exercise and maybe meet some friends. there is virtually no divegrass development available here, like burgers have with ncaa.

>nucks get bulju
lmao

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ST. LOUIS DON'T LEAVE US

BUFFALO SMELLS BAD AND HE KEEPS PLAYING WITH HIS SCOOTER AND WASHINGTON STILL HASN'T COME AND GOT THEIR TISSUE BOXES

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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really hope the big burly blonde burger blueline bardown bomb blasting based beauty wins a cup some day

Quite a good post if I do say so myself.

bulju for eriksson straight

fug lads I'm not ready for hockey time to be over

dont cry because its over, smile because it happened :)

:)

Post more of these fjals or whatever they are called

>approximately 24hrs from now the ruins will be watching the Blues celebrate

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it's gonna go to 3ot and Blues will win it on the biggest refpuck of the decade.

Are you looking for something specific or what.

I'm smiling, alright.

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would be the only fitting end to these playoffs

I need isles ones because I lost my folder that had them

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we still have time to choke and stay in the club

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>reddit smiley guy
Grim
>boeser posts
Grim
>soccer discussion
Grim
>people unironically cheering for the blues
Grim
>anime
Grim
>trips
Grim
All in all, this has been a horrible rendition of /hoc/. Glad it's the last one

Go to bed Sam.

On it, dumping.
1/8

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i made all those posts

kill yourself, good job fucking up trips

3/8
was 2/8

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might actually log off for the night after reading this post. too much cringe for one sitting.

you could have just started at 2

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nhl 19 any good, lads.

thanks fren

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not really but i just grind online versus sometimes so whatever

4/8

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Blues shouldn’t even be in the finals they needed refpuck to get past the Sharks. MUH handpass yeah because he was being tripped which the refs fucking ignored and didn’t know how to get themselves out of the hole so they called the game. Don’t forget the blatant headhunting. It’s shame DeBoer is a pussy and the GM never hires any big boys. Should have sent jumbo out to drop kick binnington. Shit Poois fans are ruder and stupider than VEGASS which is impressive.

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5/8

Didn't see it, the page didn't refresh in time when I went to post the first one.

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just played a few hours of csgo

just found out all my friends are at a friends wedding i didnt get invited too this weekend, lads

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And now their current jerseys.

7/8

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Go fuck yourself. I am angry, I am online, and I will continue doing both of these for probably the next 3-5 hours
No one invited you because you unironically save shit like that

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8/8

These two are some of the earliest ones that I made, so I could go back and fix some of the color / image formatting issues at some point. But not right now.

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I would have invited you to come with me, sam. There would have been lots of good tail to chase

This was actually kinda funny

>Should have sent jumbo out
Reckon if they send him anywhere at this point its gonna be out to pasture

kek

>just found out all my friends are at a friends wedding i didnt get invited too this weekend, lads
>my friends are at a wedding i didnt get invited too
>i didnt get invited too
>too
>my friends
>friends

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poos are gonna get dunked on next game by based marchand

kek can you imagine if the blues shit the bed tomorrow

Canada will never in human history win a World Cup, no one is expecting that shit.

Boston looks completely cooked. Only chance is if Tuuka keeps avoiding activating the Finnish tending

another seattle jersey mock up, fresh off the presses.

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I've actually bored of weddings. People expect 100 dollars minimum in presentation. Not that 100 dollars is alot of money. It's that I can get rings, 20 nuggets, 2 whoppers, and a 24 for 70. And then I won't have to deal with food that's either more bland than the Leafs defense or saltier than pacific fans, the bartender that fucking dicks around unless you give him an additional tip at the start of the night, incessantly loud pop music, people that want to talk about the most inane bullshit because you're together for like 8-12 hours depending on the time of the ceremony, annoying speeches, retarded picture sideshows, people trying to get you to dance, having to dress up in a suit in the middle of summer. Fuck it. Fuck it all. OPEN BAR. MORE MEAT THAN FREE BREAD. DONT SPEAK TO ME. Then and only then, will I attend a wedding.
Go jets go btw

>fresh off the presses
I saw that one hours ago.

thats gonna be a yikes from me

Honestly not bad to be honest desu

>reddit makes him feel better

Literally posted already and stolen from reddit. Also it looks fucking stupid. The colors are to much like the Red Wings. I think the logo also looks like more of an arm patch/emblem instead of a full logo. 4/10 at best.

If nothing else I really hope Seattle does like Vancouver and drunken Phoenix and makes their logo in the local native art style
Fuck I love the pac nw indian aesthetic

I don't really give a shit about indians

West Coast aboriginal art is absolute kino

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>And then I won't have to deal with food that's either more bland than the Leafs defense or saltier than pacific fans
this line is pure reddit

reported to justin

>HEYA HOYA WE MADE THESE JERSEYS THE WHITE MAN OWES US HOCKEY EQUIPMENT. RESERVE TEAMS DONT PLAY DIRTY YOU'RE JUST RACIST

>this line is pure reddit
So is reading peoples posts when they're more than 20 words. Even I didn't read my post and I wrote it

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Heh, was if worth it pal? Your casual racism is about to backfire. Big time. 1000 police officers and 200 K9 units are closing in on your position as we speak, kid.

Any last words, shitlord?

dot or feather or both?

>florida-panthers-captain-and-predators-captain-give-jazz-jen-about-florida-panthers-on-florida-panthers-on-fox-sports-florida

Iqaluit otters when?

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>literally goes on reddit
>reposts reddit shit he finds in /hoc/
>b-but i dont even read it!
sure thing fag

I don't have the energy to post 40 of these tonight. I'm only posting one and I will check back in half an hour. PLEASE ban me

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all of those "capital cities" up north are literal shantytowns

based

theres not even enough people living there to fill the lower bowl of a nhl sized arena

would fit right in with toronto then

>a month or two

Wow. Stay new.

People don't realize how much of this site is actually run by /hoc/. Manipulative intellectual badboys

Not comfortable with sunsets being after 9pm desu

Not really hockey daylight hours

lets make it happen lads

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So why do people hate the blues when they play the game as intended?

Test

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yikes

20 hours 5 minutes

i just hope they all have a good time

p.s. I'm still laughing

The Bruins will blow out the Blues forcing Game 7

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You fail the man test user

Gonna say blues win 3-2

These numbers say otherwise

Yo that shit is gayer than AIDS

...

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finna boutta win these heem picks lads.

You kiddos ruined the game... thanks a lot nufan faggots.

Your whining to get fighting out of the game lets shit teams like stl run through guys with zero consequences. Used to be we had real goons on the ice who would beat the shit out these kind of faggy tactics.

But no...

Kys please.

>8pm start on a Sunday
Why is Gary such a fucking kike?

Traps aren’t gay user

If it weren't for you saying "faggots," I would be convinced that this was a redd*t post.

To each their own I guess

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canes would bootyblast both of these shit teams

No because one of them swept that shit team/

I like that one it looks like an owl not just a shitty bird

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IT'S BECKY 2 BELTS

The Killer Whales are my favorite personally. If you ever make it out to the west coast especially Vancouver make some time to go visit some of the totem poles. The ones on Burnaby mountain are fucking huge too.

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are you new to the concept of memes?

No he just hates the canes let him be

>8pm
>pregame interviews 1 hour long
>honour guard flag presentation 1 hour
>starting line up presentations 1 hour
>anthem singing 1 hour long
>quick 1 hour intermission
>puck drop 1am
Fuck this shit league

I will definitely check them out if i ever get up. I love art in all of its forms

You exaggerated how it is though

Every game in the final has started at the same time.

Why are you crying now?

i've been crying this whole time

No he didn't you fucking casual

So I’m the casual?

wow can't wait until offseason /hoc/

same desu

Had a very BIG thought just now.

fucking manlets just heemed my picks lads. sorry i couldn't bring home the gold for /hoc/. need to work on myself.

I could skate circles around any one of you fucking faggot shrimpdicks desu

Improve yourself bud.

I just want a game 7 lads

>chara blocks a shot with his stick
>breaks jaw
This was the single instance that sunk the Ruins

Blues have been choking for the past 52 years and you fags think they won’t choke at the most critical point in their history?

yes. and also bawstan losing to an atrocious call.

Bet you said the same thing about the Caps last year.

one time in beer league i pulled off a perfectly timed toedrag just as the tendie was trying to pokecheck me and it felt like time slowed down slightly as i went around him and backhanded it in to the empty net

0 Finn posts itt

did you get laid that night?

Kino.

i love you bros

Love you too bud.

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my eyes are strained from a long day of gaming

i started getting spot headaches and had to cut down on it myself.

waaaterrrrrr

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My foot just fell asleep lads.

It ends tomorrow. The Bostonians will act like victims for decades.

judging by the lack of boston posters the last couple days i'd say they wont show their faces here until october

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current mood
youtube.com/watch?v=ko4ah-a4IJk

for any of you who have some space-nerd in you, I believe on Monday night Jupiter will close enough to see it and a few moons with just binoculars

Sounds cool desu.

Coolio, thanks for the info

haven't busted out my tele since high school. however i live in a city now and only get to stargaze during backpacking trips

very gay and based

OI SUOMI ON

fuck I thought maybe Russia had got them all

tell us your thoughts

>tfw >your team is actively stockpiling Finns year after year

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finlin posters are no better than mariya in my estimation

>he doesn't love Finns
Can't even fathom such a thing.

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>Max 2 games left in the NHL post-season
>After AHL finals, nothing
What is there even? Hlinka-Gretzky in August?

A Finnish post is only worth 3/5ths of an American post, or 1/4 of an Canadian or Swedish post.

AIHL all summer, since our summer is Australia's winter.
And the league is usually really good about streaming their games on YouTube.

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hello is this the discussion about binlan? :DDD

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Always.

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Binlan! Huomenta! xD

spoke too soon

Don't mind him. The maple syrup has seeped into his brain and begun to affect his mind.

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Is there a way to actually predict the growth of a player?
I feel like scouting boils down to "BIG POINTS = GOOD PROSPECT", which doesn't really mean shit, it seems really luck based if the player you picked or signed develops

BRUINS ELIMINATION DAY

BASED. hopefully collage user will be on duty

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Also, RPH

I'm coming for you, Boston

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At one finnish hockey forum people were saying that combine results can be used to predict stuff.
Basically, if a player is having a good season, but doesn't get good strength test results, you could predict that he might translate his game better to the NHL level. Why? Because he's not at his peak strength yet and is using actual hockey skill to dominate.

be scared

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so kakko and poos are hiding that they are big peak stronk busts?

I fixed your image for you.

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Kek

go ______
go ______
go ____
go _____
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go ______
go _____
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my rapties :)

>my team

remember to stay hydrated

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my dinosty :)

Checkers

mfw

>rags

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Hey now Finland is pretty cool.

talk about hockey

go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks

go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go binlan
go knights
go oilers
go sharks

I've made the last 3 /hoc/ threads and I don't care enough to stay up to make the 4th one. I need someone else to make it now. I trust you guys will work together on who to make it.

it's gonna be 3 fucking hours lad

i got it

i'll take care of it m8

>only at 456 posts now
See you here tomorrow morning.

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Ok, there are several players from Finland that play in the NHL.

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Dios mios

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>the obsessed anti-Vegas posters unironically like Cringe & Cringey
grim grim grim grim grim grim grim

absolutamente basado

should probably just kill yourself

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looks like our friend is back from a trip to his favorite website

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I get the feeling that you're posting this to try to stave off your own suicide.

>trying to control the narrative.
pathetic.

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>a-at least we beat vegas

The Sharks are supposed to be starting up a Mandarin radio service for select games next season, I shit you not.

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>his idea of "controlling the narrative" is just spamming harder after he's already embarrassed himself
There may not be any hope for the state of California.

seethe at me you fucking faggots

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california has been a lost cause for a long time desu

night lads. Don't be too hostile to eachother

She used to work for sportsnet, she's gotta pretty fat ass

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goodnight bud

We don't care about you.
If it weren't for your occasional spam, we would forget that you exist.

Fuck you

No wonder the Blue Jays roster was banging her.

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Good night, friend.

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you give me (you)s literally every day

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>shorksfan breaking rph truce again
Then again, is Vegas truly considered rp?

only 10 more posts

rph used to be a time of peace

what happened in this series?

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sharks and knights fans found out that they aren't too fond of each other

there is no rph anymore

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hockey soon

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have a PRIME thread lined up, please do not post one

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imagine making threads

imagine being a filthy KEK and using a thread that someone else made

new

500

new

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