Scotland vs. Cyprus Match Thread

Hes back for celtics preseason so likely sometime after that for the national team

CUM OAN BROPHY SCORE SUM FUKKN GOALS

Hopeful there m8

I know Cyprus are shit, and particularly shit away from home, but 12/1 is worth a punt.

If you hate your cash that much just burn it.

Clarke is a good coach. Think this job might suit him.

Saving him for belgium

Russia 9-0 San Marino
this is why Mcleish got sacked

Scotland 3-0

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Redpill me on why Scotland has another flag

Won't watch this but will be back to laugh at you if Cyprus score or it's still 0-0 late on.

Lion Rampant is its name dunno why we use it.

I dont even know what you're attempting to ask but always remember one thing.

IT'S NOT MY JOB TO EDUCATE YOU.

Unfortunately not

Hes not playing football anymore

Lose weight you fat cunt

Ian blackford is looking better

based

SEETHING

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It's the old flag of the Scottish royal families.

1-0 or draw

Piss off yankee, build that wall Israeli lver

'MON LADS

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We all for Cyprus tonight lads?

Nailed on 0-0

Gayrece

Eamon fucking Brophy

scotland 4 - 0 cyprus

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You wish timmy u wish

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>still forcing the manager to wear fucking hideous tie straight out of the 70s

sfa revolution when

Take a look Engpakis: a white team.

>every player under 5'6

clarke tiki taka incoming

do you mean the yellow one or the blue one? the yellow one is a royal flag

We need more Ngubu’s to breed our women so we can qualify for a tournament. Brophy is our best striker fucksake.

modernfitba.com/blogs/2019/4/30/we-need-to-talk-about-eamonn-brophy

Good article here showing that he is essentially just an average forward. His dire shot selection make him probably the worst player you'd want up against a bus parking Cyprus team

Nigger lover kys

I’d rather be shite than go down that route.

Who else are we gonna play though?

feel sorry for robertson having to play with these shitters

why do we still not have a Scottish commentator for Sky

We've had this English cunt for 15 years

feel my baws you cunt

MILF

I see they had McLeish hand in his suit before he left.

That's the problem

who /maddog2020/ here?

I still think we should play burke as a target man. he looked good for celtic when they first used him like that, but with lennon shifting him unto the wing hes looked shite.

SEETHING

Bro when you leave UK and join EU the EU is gonna spam Scotland with Arab migrants

Hello, old boys.

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Yellow one with the lion is for Scottish royal houses (hence why it’s used on the Windsors’ coat of arms). The blue one with the cross is the Scottish national flag

Arabs are shite at football. Need nbgubus

You need to get them from Africa. England imported theirs from the Caribbean and it hasnt worked

He's chronic mate.

Burke is one of the worst players I’ve seen at Celtic and that’s saying something. He’s got a first touch like an elephant.

With Fraser and Robertson on the left, it’d be nice if we had someone that could head the ball in the middle.

what are all the green things on the Scotland crest?

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>mfw we finna bout dab on yous the morn

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Thistles.

Thistles. The national flower.

Why is McBurnie not playing?

Thanks m8s

>Fraser and Robertson spamming crosses all game
>McTominay on the bench

hes shit

STIR

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He’s such a shite commentator as well

Blacks from the Caribbean aren’t Ngubus. They’re Jermaines

Lads we are shite.

Why the fuck is Bain not playing? He’s our best player. Steve Clarke you utter perennial loser

Ian Crocker is based, don't at me

>tfw no scottish bf

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Half time King Pot Noodle for me, lads.

Scotland are worse than northern Ireland

this is not news

>russia beat san marmemeio 9-0
We’ve got absolutely no chance of qualifying from this group. We need to rely on the fucking nations league shite

It’s embarrassing how much better the left side is than the right.

this applies to politics too

We have been for a long time

>can't beat a microstate

Was he right?

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bad

Yup, can't remember the last time the Scots qualified for something

Cyprus aren’t a microstate

Is 'genetics' code for blacks?

1998.

Finally no Sevco scum in the team

Aye things are working out well

Pls put McTominay on.

Is this the worst ever if we don’t win here?

Losing to Kazakhstan, scraping past fucking San Marino and drawing with Cyprus. I genuinely can’t think of it being any worse than this.

We could lose to cyprus and andy robertson could die.

Soon they'll be bust and gone for good.

ive never understood this, im 6 ft and feel like a midget around kids that are 14-16, what happened to boomers that made them so short?

Seems like you've found your level

>27 is boomer age.
Kys zoomer

france losing to turkey 2-0 kek

Do you not understand the boomer meme?

Delighted none of our players have anything to do with this shower of shite

Nice Union Jack above your post :^)

KARA BOĞA

>Cyprus were never going to be a pushover
Ffs lads

Its over

Aye I'm a unionst and a Celtic fan, what of it?

>no rangers player or fan has stepped foot in hampden in almost a year
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Lads I'm willing to let you have Michael O'Neil if you all promise not to support Celtic anymore.

This Irish cunt up front has done nothing.

Only NI manager I trust is Lennon

The years immediately after 1998 WC was pretty bad, losing to Lithuania and drawing with Faroes twice and Estonia. Yeah Kazakhstan and Cyprus are shit but they'd be favourites vs all those teams.

If we cant beat cyprus then we should dissolve the national team and petition for a british national team so wed at least have something to half cheer about.

>scotland have only one two of their last fifteen internationals
>against slovenia and san marino

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Do you share that information with your degenerate scumbag support or only on Mongolian hentai forums because you're a coward?

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>mandingo coaching staff
For fucks sake.

Disgusting

Allan mcgregor?

I do. I don't hang out with the brigade tho

If they were players we would be world cup semi finalists

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I’ve been there :(

Kenny miller has been our main striker for over a decade, it literally can't get any worse than that. You would have been better off just picking a random fan out the crowd before every game.

You've just solved Scottish football

nicola in the back

>it literally can't get any worse than that

Have you been watching Brophy this game m8?

Fucking hell thats quite the tan that McFadden’s got.

We had Matt Philips and he was shite

>one

Fuck Scotland haha

>people unironically praised this fraud as the next man united manager

Reminder that the SNP are the best thing to happen to Scotland in recent memory.

Who was the darkie who missed from two yards oot? Anya?

fuck off, Miller was great for Scotland. We'd be miles better off with him upfront now compared to any of these clowns.

kek good eye

TOP FUCKING BOY

You just know Scotland are scraping the win in the last few minutes and the SFA act as if nothing is wrong AGAIN. Then we get pumped by Belgium and Russia in the next 4 games.

>burke
God help us

ROBBBBBBBBBBBBO!

How long until Andy wins Ballon dor?

WORLD CLASS
O
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C
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blooter

What an assist from Aston Villa's John McGinn

Robertson for PM

any finns watching to make the webm?

What a hit son

WHAT A FUCKING GOAL

Would you fuck Laura Muir?

*works hard and puts in a good shift*

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aye

I'll take anything I can get.

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>mcginn
>robertson
Your welcome scotland, aston villa, liverpool

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yeah

>hun
No self respecting gentleman would degrade himself in such a fashion

Rebel digits. Nice

fuck sake i thought we were rid of you

What possible explanation could you have for saying miller was great? He "works hard"?

Fuck the ira

Simple as

He got early release from Barlinnie for good behaviour.

/celt/ is coming back bhoys, and you, billy, can fuck off back to follow follow

Mctomminay has a shit haircut lol

Fuck the queen

Simple as

Celtic have won 8 league titles in a row.

Womens game is tomorrow you muppet

WE ARE UVF
SINGING WE ARE UVF

just because i dont like you doesnt mean im a rangers fan

Can you fuck off back to ireland

>nO'Donnell

that was tragic

My dream desu

Based

he won't be able to process that as a possibility

NO MCGINN
NO WIN
Why would you take off Scotlands best player

The national team shouldn’t wear blue anymore, we should wear a more neutral color.

They already changed the claws on the lion rampant to green from blue so why not the national strip?

Take back the proddies in the north then gobshite

Back to the pink strip please.

Green is a shit colour.

Make it less obvious you're an MI5 plant next time

I have ancestry from both Ireland and Dal Riada. You can fuck off back to England/The Netherlands/wherever

Why doesn’t Andy Halliday have any Scotland caps?

__________????
Fraser__Snodgrass__Forrest
____McTominay_McGinn
Robertson_??__??___???

Shut the fuck up pls tripfag

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>EPLel fag

Cos he’s shite and should be playing at his level: Peterhead.

Griffiths

Not an argument.

CLARKE OUT

Every fucking time.

>The absolute state of Scotland

lol

WELP

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OH NO NO NO NO

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH STEVE CLARKES A FUCKING FAGGOT

If Bain was in goals he would have saved that

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hahahahahahahahaha

how very scottish

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Hope the SFA regret firing strachan by now

every man since has been SHITE

It's getting to that point where it's not funny anymore

yikes

>Jocks
Hahahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm Half English, Half Scottish

Double the pain in my life

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>they have to dig deep
>against cyprus
howling

WHAT NOW BURKE HATERS

ALL OF

(YOUS)

>Scraping past fucking Cyprus

l m a o

ABS's BTfo

not so fast

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>scraping a win against Cyprus

Yikes...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>last minute equalizer last night
>last minute winner tonight
Howling

THE
C O P E

>2-2

PFTTTTTHAHAHAHHAHSHAHHA

I'm sorry Scotland.

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Steve Clarke is a faggot tho

who even played last night

*teleports behind you*

Takes one to know one

Nothing personal.

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ah yes cyprus well done, well done indeed... However...

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Hope Scotland hold on. What a giant killing this will be.

>time wasting against cyprus
state

Éire

OH NO NO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

LMAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

The state of that free kick

JUST

>scotland 1 - 1 cyprus
>scotland 2 - 1 cyprus

get fucked obsessed cunts

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>Scotland

LAWWELL
GET BURKED SIGNED NOW

His Stan karaoke effort was terrific.

>greentexting Scotland for winning

Thank you based Clarke

Congrats

The thing about signing burke is they'd be asking for 9m+ which i really don't see us ever paying