OFFICIAL TAMPA RAYS AT BOSTON RED SOX GAME THREAD

loool tried to go to las vegas but ended up in el paso what an idiot

what do you want

hair regrow

Is that legal?

wtf peanut purchased on i'm going to go post over in the subthread about this

you can't purchase peantus anymore that's illegal

any1 hear moreland disabled again

oh ok then that's what i didn't know i wanted until it was gone

yeah guerin is just telling me now

Local Stingray in Sweepy Mood

wtf hi guerin

even guerin stealing my posts now

loooooooooool

blogger bf told her before the game

guerin is lesbeon

guerin fish affinity

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last day before playoffs

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post team so i can laugh at how many bitcoins you spend on it already

no

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lineup same as last time i posted only change i might make in near future is replacing muslim shortstop with somebody like xander

what a cute guerin

i wasnt sure if you did post i forgot being drinking a lot lately

ok guerin a little over dressed arent' we why is she trying too hard beautiful woman shouldnt be autistic like such just beause shes almost 40

should moved stupid pot of dirt ruined the picture

stop drinking

uhhh then where would she get the worms... idiot...

stop policing women

pedroia can't come back soon enough

nesn pitching staff i think has changed since last time, i got bummer mckay and ryu (best pitcher in baseball right now for only 500 currency already shot up 4500 since I bought it)

definitely going to spend my currencies on pitching for awhile, our best reliever is a bronze player

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are you some idiot boomer?

posting to express the exactly opposite of everything expressed in thi spost

women are property

owned idiot

brock holt has posted

Local autists in great mood

yes thank you

put this roster into my insight engine and now my hard drives making a clicking sound

also why eckerlsey whos' better than all your starters in bullpen pitching 1/3rd as many innings as them

get hacked idiot

god damn it stupid red sox

TRAVYYYYY

its a rookie eck card hes 70 ovr rating my worst starting pitcher and price every season except this season has sucked so I put him in relief and now hes good this season

I wish I had a giant penis

it hurts when you sit on it

stop sitting on other peoples penises

stop policing me

WHO is this dumb ass pitcher

amish guy they replaced mexican guy with

new pitcher PLEASE

Imagine not having 5 aces

very strategic bean ball like this new amish guy

>sux
lol

3 of our aces injured but we dont wine about it like those losers in pinstrips

theyre more trouble than theyre worth

i whine about it all the time i whined abbout it at my mom and sister just the other day i whine about it even alone at the wall i complain about injured red sox aces

IDIOTs oh well at least free out

yeah but u dont wine like those other idiots do

i will say something nice about the rays because i am in good mood today:

I think their coach/manager/gm is probably the best coach in baseball and has been the last few years. this coming from probably the biggest baseball autist on this website

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i even whinged about it

they literaly just let a computer do all the work

ok there progamers best in league

hi

hello

goodbye

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dan obrien jerry remy helter skelter r*ce w*r

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any1 know what song this is

rice wir

me inside haunted house rn

i dont care about walk up song never even hear it

"chake you rump"

FREE HITS

had a dream last night where i talked with red socks and talked about how every player had a role they filled and nunez asked what role he had and i told him wild card

gj wildcard

anyoe else disgusted by how these two WHITE men can make light jokes about police encounters the very same things that put BLACK LIVES in danger??

widlcard

omfg

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i googled this and beastie boys came up which is really weird coincidence because the last 2 days ive been listening to them out of nowhere for fire time in over a decade

another weird coincidence i had yesterday: i tell somebody ive randomly been smelling donuts out of nowhere at random times all day and they tell me: "its national donut day" what the fuck that makes it even weirder because no donuts were ever near me

ok keep putting hits on these rays players and eventually the attrition will wear them down

he did not ufcking catch that ball he put glove down to ground so nobody could see it hit ground and he could pick it up with glove wtf thats not legal STOP HIM

Nice base running you idiot

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what is your complaint

gid DAMN it

If he just stayed at third he could've tagged up and scored, no way the outfielder can slide like that, get the ball out of his glove, and make a good throw to home in time

nice try sandy dont know why they are using sandy when its some random new pitcher today would think maybe vaz is the best offensive option in a game where you expect the other team to score more than average but okay i guess

well i think he could have done all that and nunez would have been out

NEW BENINTENDI
OLD BENINTENDI DFA
NEW BENINTENDI IS GOOD NOW

Either way we'll never know and the Sox failed to score

jbj wouldve had that desu

WOW PERFECTLY EFFICIENT FIELDING

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better to not try like when gym girl moves from next to you to directly in front of you to do leg lift vagina show off exercise so you look at floor now

>NEW BENINTENDI IS GOOD NOW
new benintendi hasnt hit a home run in major despite playing every year for last 5~ years

Outstanding post

who has rbi today

fan 1 male supremacy die fat cow

some random never hit home run guy

XANDER SACRIFICE BODY FOR OUT THAT WILL BE REVERSED WOW THAT WAS LIKE FOOTBALL HIT ALSO LMAO FOR PIMPING OUT A SINGLE (THROWN OUT AT SECOND) *
REVERSED TO DOUBLE AFTER REPLAY

wait is that ump actually a genious

xander is the best actor in baseball tricks me every single time

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devers xander bullying lmao dever is such a little brother kind of disgustineg

JBJ really knows how to play a ball off the wall. Just wish he could hit

lol

>and the smile is gone...
:(

i personally love it and cant wait to see how they both grow together for the next 5 1/2 years (at least)

what did OB think was interesting

>how they both grow together
dever waistline grows
xander bedpost notches grows (men and women)

devers is actually losing weight havent u seen how FAST he is

chavis is such a freaking retard now

chavis is in his own head theres no reason he shouldnt have hit a HR that AB

currently wishing chavis' head was located in AAA pawtucket

over 130 AB so no real value because both 1B are mentally disabled

value would be him not being on my tv every day sometimes twice

how fast could you milk guerin haha

depends if she's my property or no i would NEVER milk another man's property

more evidence nesn reading this thread: chavis getting policed on field and in thread

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oh great now thread gets deleted again

guerin limo reveal

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Shut the fuck up autists

LOOOOOL

double LOL

WILDCARD

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a truly wildcard type of play

The absolute state of this baserunning

i honestly cant believe it

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ok post

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THROW STRIKES

important post at my red sox: throw strikes

gay

if no one post they wont make an out

WOW

foolish post

not sure why they show video of little girl

apologize to me right now

no because i posted and then they started making outs idiot if no one had posted they enver wouldve made an out

how do you know unless they try the scenario again the same

i ran machine learning model

how do u feel about the wave

you sure ran something.... YOUR MOUTH....

more running than you ever did in your life

There's a time and place for it and it's at the bottom of the 7th

wally wave was better desu

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ok i know this is copypasta but im autistic so i feel the need to defend myself

stupid xander ok forfeit this one save energy for tonight

>you right now

what about me right now

hellO?

honestly perfect strategy bean everybody you can before 2nd game

killer mike shawaryn out for BLOOD

hellO?

great inning imo did anyone see

It's a solid strategy Cotton, just hit the players you don't want to face that way you can strike out the easy ones

uh a bit racist to call our peanut poster that....

stop policing

LOL

boooooooooo

this webm is better than 6 8 2019 1 run champs

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god DAMNED this stupid team and god DAMEND this stupid webm above

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me on the right

lol

me on right

why my 2019 red sox sucked so bad

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godzilla is wreck a fenway

bully on left

curse of new manager notice how 2004 first year francona manager won world series

2013 first year john manager won world series

2018 first year cora manager won world series

get a new manager every year win world series

Ok what about 2008

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what you want to know about it

the way nobody posted today made me feelbad and guilty about not going outside and enjoying this a god's great day of weather

theres almost 200 posts and still 5 hours left of baseball

The day is young senpai, it gets dark at like 8:30 now so enjoy

When can I go outside

i said i feel guilty and bad not that i want to do anything to stop feeling guilty and bad

omfg

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haters where?

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Selfish solo homer in stat padding when we still lose

WOW,

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Ever had loose stoole

what the hell is thiis promo 50-1 c d e f g BALONEY

every day goes by it gets easier and easier to picture mookie in not red sox uniform

stupidest post of the day

dont even really care if he stays in league anymore soon would be fine even if he stays in division

i picture mookie in my intramural bowling team uniform

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which one of you so nice to know we're in so many threads together

lol that was me being a dumbass

it's ok youre just benching your other posts in AAA threads

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no more runs allowed please

why who even cares

well ok so much for THAT

what's a good way to bully homeless people

ok KILL me

ok now what

good idea give up all your runs first two games and win tongiht

ok KILL me AGAIN

dog turd Big Mac giveaway works every time but I'm ok with going to hell soooo

homeless people already in hell imo very sad for them also prison imates

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any old f*gs remember marco hernandez

yeah i remember he get doulbe bottom of 9th 2019 june 8th

yeah that's my cousin what about him?

i think he's nice

I'll pass it along good to hear user thank you

ok goodnight bed time what time's game's tomorrow

Well. At least it's over.

You get to do it all again tonight BB

Hour and 20 minutes away idiot

no, thank you, i wouldn't like that

Wtf

Game 2 thread?

Yeah

That one idiot poster in bed waiting for tomorrow

any1 watching

This Stanek guy is only in the MLB because the throws the balls really fast, right? He's like the equivalent of a tall guy in the NBA that doesnt know how to do anything else

throwing the ball really fast is a skill

He was super wild with his pitches tho.

you try and throw the ball 100 mph

anyone here

no

any1 see those ghost sfloating around on camera

is red sox fixed

i want a dog more than a gf

dfa devers

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already too many not big enough garage

ok wheres that one chavis poster

NEVER DOUBTED CHAVIS FOR A MINUTE

wake up

awake eating marinara and cheese flavored chips along with dunkin donuts flavored yogurt wondering where it all went wrong

ok awake now only fell asleep a little i swear

Brb

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ok you guys can have these gfs

i think they are gfs

EJECT THAT BUM

as long as they're not mine

wow ump let him cry a whole court case and didn't even eject him

robophobes in booth

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did you know this guy has a piece of CORPSE in his shoulder right now

wtf discusting

Why are they playing 2 games today wtf

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is that why he looks like a frickin ZOMBIE now

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corpse game

red sox declared redos after last game

>tampa gay rays

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hes out get him outta there

nesn fan vote: chavis ruind ever play or dever retard?

chavis

idiot

NOT what i asked

or

jam ESCAPE perfect game back on go david

no posts entire inning wow immaculate inning good job /nesn/

i posted

you in bed waiting for tomorrows game

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ok well at least i don't look out my window and see only BILLBOARDS

you ever close eye and take breath with devers

you ever plug in smell o vision at tv to smell fenway grass

sam travis would have made that play too

goolish post

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wtf

GOOD boy david

BAD david

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ok dfa sale DAVID is the ace

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wow

GOOD BOY SECRET WEAPON

any1 else really really hot right now like sweat dripping off all their body feel like u might die

eckersley read thread and post about breathing with players

this confirms it

no just chillin

you have loose stool too? maybe pete bluebird get us sick

kinda tired of nesn stealing our posts without reparations

iuts freak HOT like 80+ degrees outside probably evne hotter because im next to 130 degree computer

is that allowed

GET'EM OFF THE MOUND

omfg

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HERNANDEZ NEVER GOING BACK TO AAA EXCELLENT ZOMBIE

HAHAHAHAHA

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a certain poster is potentially about to look very foolish

i like base-

he struck out

stop future posting

apologize to me

apologize for future posting

i will NOT

wouldn't it be funny if brock holt ran up in the stands and punched that kid out lol

>giving ball to little kid and not gf
idiot

wouldn't it be funny if brock holt ran up in the stands and hit that guy with a bat lol

>all those women cowering
>chad boomer catches it
BASED

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women are property

anyone see that

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ok posting break time is over back to work everybody

very fast inning ball players tired coaches tired posters tired everyone wants to go to bed

shitted

I need an internship

Just got home from work was Don on earlier

update: i got job somehow no internship not even bad job

why was this game huge and not game earlier

I have bad job what is a good job?

i used computers instead of body

I use body just got home not fun

me forgetting to zip pants

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hillary on right

#1 fan and in our hearts too

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thanks you hillary for this red sox win