/cric/ket World Cup 2019 - England vs Bangladesh

>the England bowling '''''''''''''''attack''''''''''''''''

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Cricket

tipping myself to live until my mid 80d and lead a grand raucous life of middle class Englishness and debauchery

tipping Alchy B to get decapitated in his mid 40s by marauding Achmeds following the restoration of the English Caliphate

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This Thread Is Driven By Nissan
>Innovation That Excites

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more like pissan

Reminder that this wicket is a road and that a par score is 400+

ffs curran

get yer head in the game

this summer was one of the best periods ever for australian cricket honestly. that ashes series into this fucking GOAT SA away series.
i'd kill to relive it.

This, reckon England have already lost the psychological battle in this one

shows how dire South Africa are that they got BTFO by this bowling attack

Not sure how they always do it
Every time South Africa look incredible on paper

weak mind

Have yet to hear a good reason why England is playing in Wales.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/England_and_Wales_Cricket_Board

and yet the stadium is empty

>it's a 'Bangladesh rattle along to a decent score but still fall hilariously short' episode

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Afghanistan on the ropes

true
imagine having that many great players and being so historically invested in cricket but never winning a world cup
mental

Dont be hating on our Welsh bros

What I thought as well, could've sworn they were chasing down the total and Agar got out ending the test

afghanistan seeing the day out nicely

barty absolutely destroyed that czech lass

GOTTIM

Would love a test world cup played over 6 months desu

GONE
GOTTEM
GET THE FUCK OFF THE FUCKING WICKET YOU CUNT

>we could've finished with over 400 runs had Root and Stokes not shat the bed

FLOODLADESH BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

OH NO NO NO

GONE
OUT
BACK TO MAKING CLOTHES FOR PITTANCE YOU CUNT

>poongladesh

Worried lads
Hope basedladesh pull this through

Outlandish! I implore you to stop using your brain, did you not realizre andre Russell is going to hit adil rashid for a six next week,’you’d be mad to miss it

Shakib is BASED

it is shakib

glad i charged 3 beers and 2 very strong whiskeys in the last hour and a half

Nonceibul has a Shakib body pillow

rashid khan shook

Just got in from a morning run lads

One day cricket is literally the most retarded thing in existence

honestly have to agree, but it's cricket so ill watch it

Based Shakib

West coast?

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/cric/ yearns for australian posters to wake up

Hmmmmm

>Shakib has 241 runs at 120.5 so far this WC

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not asleep. busy at the barty party

a full strength my mums wealth.
Mummy told me I’m never gonna go poor I hope she’s right because my job prospects are grim

Incesty B

Imagine being such a cazzie that you prefer tests to goatdi's

brown nosey Brit cuck, stop brown nosing your kiwi nonce overlords are asleep

Kanye West ft pusha T- runaway

>Brit cuck

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Twenty20 la

back in his mkat days

ah yes, a ten year old pic

hello frens and brown "people"

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explains the hairline

184 off 72. Think this could be tricky for Bangladesh.

ah yes, a ten year old's pic

They've done quite well all things considered

ah yes, a ten year old's prick

>REQ: 15.44

BASED batsmen circumventing the need for our horrendous bowling attack

Bangladesh with the mental victory here

reckon stokes is going to batter root outside a nightclub later

This is the post.

BASED STOKES
FUCK POOT

BIG SHAK

You think bangladeshitstains would do that? Clap for the player of the other team who scored a century?

If Bangladesh can score 154 off the next say 10 overs they should win.

>Bangladesh need to average 3 runs per ball to win

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Woakes' bowling has been dogshit so far this tournament

Real game tomorrow

finally a good match

>Niraj says: "This is very poor from Bangladesh, looks like they are not even trying, people have come here for some good entertaining contest and players trying to win instead of players playing out 50 overs just for the sake of NRR. Very contrasting attitude from last match by them."

lol

Cricket crowds are generally fairly generous when it comes to recognising good play. Apart from those on the subcontinent, who sit in silence or leave the ground when things go wrong.

dat sweet NRR

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Looking forward to AUSgods pulverize the poo tomorrow

>inb4 rain

why does Stokes always look annoyed

youtube.com/watch?v=1I_xA83a1hc

>looks like they are not even trying
git gud

looks okay thankfully

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Should be ok tomorrow.

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He's a ranga

BASED. Thanks boys.

drunk casual just coming home here, what game is best watch? please and thank you

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Cricket.

cricket mate

>2019
>drinking alcohol

user you surely know the health risks

Confirming my theory. Fucking subcontinent subhumans

>Pakistan beat England
>England goes back ahead of them simply because Pakistan couldn't play due to rain

Have you noticed the obvious flaw in your sport /cric/fags?
Why not just have the pakis playing tomorrow simultaneously with the Aus/India game?

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Cricket

kek
anyoen just see that India/Australia ad on Star Sports (Indian TV)

Those Indians got BANTS

I used to drink a bottle of scotch a day, every for 14 months. I'm down to a bottle once a week on Saturday's and down 30kg. If I die, I die.

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Big fan of Indian ads

>RRR 25.2
Don't think they're going to make it lads.

dsescribe it

Guy in an India top is dabbing on the other 8 teams with his 2 world cups and then an aussie shows up behind him with his 5 and then the indian looks sad because he's a pathetic cuck and starts sucking the white man's cock

have a funny feeling england might just win this one

KEKTIL

twitter.com/HaydosTweets/status/1136697106536624128
HOLY FUCKING BASED

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH POO PEELAND AHAHAHAHAHAHA

youtube.com/watch?v=EtBPjZfCZ6U

They only need one six an over. It's a tough ask but not impossible by any means.

POZZ PEELAND SHOOK

...

t. SEETHING paki

SALADIN BTFO

casual here, is Pakistan vs England the local derby?

>2-1 against a warzone

>Hit stumps
>Bails not SHOOK
>Bowled next ball

pretty good bants from India desu

24 runs an over is the bare minimum standard in t2 stick cricket can't see why this would be a problem for professional cricket players

why doesnt cricket have var

Instead of having 50 overs how about everyone just has 5 overs and that way we can do the entire tournament in one big day?

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no

Bangladesh got this

>All those highest scores in 2015s meme ground cup

F-
apply yourself

>Alchy B in 50 years time

twitter.com/jackdobbie1/status/1136997664934047745

>he didn't see guptil score 200 and clear the stadium roof twice in wellington
they should do that kind of thing more often

just realised that NZ's logo is a fucking leaf

>"one up the bum, no harm done"
completely based. no better advert during """pride""" month and a top tier Emirates advert on the whole. splendid.

How much is Kane getting today lads? Cheeky 75 odd?

This is the post

>RRR 54
Tough ask from hereon in.

A cheeky 10 b Aftab

best buisness idea all day

Harry Kane is a footballer m8

It's Coming Home
Brexit means Brexit
God Save The Queen

Hmmmmmmmm

BLACKED

Think Bangladesh will be a bit disappointed with that result.

>tfw you will never be a well spoken british man
FUCK sake lads this makes me sad

OH MY

It'll be hard for them to continue with only one batsman left.

NONCEIBUL BTFO

ooo very sad bro... for bangladesh :(

Rajicide on the cards

reckon you should be able to get the last batsman out too, with an amended rule of only being allowed to hit the stumps he's closest to when going for a run

Epigamia Greek yoghurt is good

Apologize.

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social media does NOT control me

fuxk off, no thread has ever benefited by a post from a canadian.

India vs Bangladesh

OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT

Based

@93278098
Thanks for the (You)

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Greek yoghurt + whey leaves a very bad after taste. 3/10

NZ making a meal of this chase

Morning lads, easy chase as usual. What happened overnight to my southern oats?

Reckon if Afganistan wanted a higher chance of winning they needed to score more runs

Think they'd have been better served by taking more wickets in the first 10 overs.

Feels like Taylors been around your years. Can't remember a time he didn't play for nz

You now remember fatty Jesse Rider

Have a feeling that if they still manage to take 8 more wickets before NZ score the remaining 121 runs they might win this

well he hasnt mate he only made his debut last year

Certainly couldn't hurt their chances.

James Taylor had to retire due to a heart condition m8. Also he never played for New Zealand

reminder that Shoaib Malik made his international debut in 1999

Back to bed bed lads, it’s bloody freezing here and the missus is doing her space heater impression again.

They brothers then?

OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT

NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT

>It's another Kane Williamson vs Ross Taylor episode

>mfw the fast bowler throws the ball at high velocity

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NZ has so far played against:
>Sri Lanka
>Bangladesh
>Afghanistan
Who the fuck scheduled these? Obviously there were gonna sit at the top of the table.

>barely beat Pozgladesh
>obviously

Cringeland BTFO by HYS boomers

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Any comments for rajibull?

if new zealand make the remaining 85 runs whilst losing less than 8 wickets they stand a real chance of winning this

Hey straussy
enjoy your work.

threadly reminder to have sex

>that nonce in the crowd

thank you based nash

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"big sexy" dion nash

>dross taylor

OH NO NO NO

It seems like the match is slipping away from Afghanistan as I think it would be quite difficult to get 8 wickets when there are just 43 runs left to defend.

Reckon Josh posts on /cric/

Guess I was pretty much bang on then

nope out by 4 which is an entire boundary wrong
if you were 1 either side I might give it to you

Fair point tbqh.

Must try harder.

UNLEESHAM

The table topping New Zealand

now the mighty new zealand cricket black caps, having vanquished stubborn sri lanka, brutal bangladesh and angry afghanistan, can enter the easy part of their schedule and cruise to ultimate victory.

Against all the actually good teams?

a bit worried about Australia and India, but we should dismantle South Africa and England fairly easily.

Just realised new zealand are actually going to win the world cup lads

The ultimate red pill right here

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we'll get smashed by the big 3 but may make semis

>Cash Out Unavailable

Are Bet365 blind to the truth? Did they not witness the total NZ domination so far?

They should start paying out now

tipping a crushing Poztralian victory

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already spending the $1550 ngl

You'll beat South Africa, probably India too in the group stage. Can see Boult and Lockie causing their top order problems.

You'll lose to England and the Aussies though. Their fasts will cause you trouble and they have plenty of runs in them. Middle order strength might actually be what wins the tournament for the Aussies.

Big games for you will be Pak (you'll probably be alright, but you never know) and Windies (I don't fancy NZ in that one).

tipping Poo Peeland to skittle England for less than 100. Deano tears will ensue

cant beat australia. best hope is someone else dispatches them in the semi's and nz avoids em all together.

either way, if everything plays out as you say that's 6 wins and 3 losses and aside from WI black caps are way ahead in NRR so far. goal now is just to make it out of group stage, anything more is style points.

Agree with most of that. if we make the final again, I'll be very happy.
then sad again.

Yeah I think you're a solid shout for the semis, and anything could happen.

I like how organised and cohesive this side is.Bit of luck and some early wickets and you can do damage to the big guys.

The one thing I'd like to see more of are better batting partnerships.Kane and Taylor were solid and professional today, but you'd think it'd have to be complemented with some hitters (outside of the top 2) when you're in the really tricky matches.

India's match but also sister's wedding. What do I watch

Both of course. It's Australia. Bring a laptop/phone/whatever and set up a cheeky session as long as it's not during the bit with the elephants/actual ceremony.

If it is then just the phone. Make sure there's WiFi beforehand. Good luck pajeetbro

Stop the wedding because clearly her potential husband does not care about cricket and is not worthy

a full strength rana naved ul hasan

yeah the batting is a bit suspect outside of kane and taylor

thats what nicholls at the top was meant to remedy but based injuries

need New Zealand and India out of business

for me it’s broken social scene- you forgot it in people

Guptill and Munro are a good enough partnership (although Munro's longevity is very suspect even considering his strike rate - not a single ODI century and only 8 50s in 54) at the top of the order but you need a Jos Buttler type hitter further down when you are chasing runs.
Neesh is probably the closest you have (with a 100+SR and 30+ average).
Williamson and Taylor are great, but they're smart cricketers, not guys for the fireworks.

I think this will ultimately be what stops you from going the distance.

Of course that doesn't help much, but just my two shekels worth.

Who are you replying to?

I think you can write guptill and munro off against the big teams, they will shit the bed hard, may as well just count taylor and williamson as the openers, degrandhomme wont do shit, might get a 50 this tourney but it will be where it wont matter, neesham not sure about

de Grandhomme has no place at this world cup.

Neither does Latham.

Those aren’t even particularly inane posts state of your life deano

A full strength Trent boult

That's a shame. I really enjoyed "Carolina In My Mind."

How long does an Indian wedding last?

how long does a sebbo trip to Taco Bell last

if lockie & boult can be this good against real opponents they'll cruise into the semi's, at which point anything can happen.

the big wildcard right now is India who only have one result to judge by. if they choke and sputter the whole thing will kind of decide itself by this time next week.

India won’t win the World Cup and neither will england or Australia

Seeing as you're always wrong, i'll put my money on one of those winning tbqh

>seeing as yours always wrong
Nice confimation bias disgusting fat yank smelly animal

Don't ever you me again please you little welsh bitch

Can’t act hard on the internet when you’ve been outed as a certified heavy

west indies tb h

need to stop drinking 8 litres of kamenitza and calling Anthony fantano ugly on Facebook, he is literally the ugliest man I’ve ever seen though

GRIM
Makes me puke. So ugly

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Yeah our strike rate probably won't be good enough but if the pitch is bowler friendly with a bit of movement and boult performs we can beat anybody. Neesham is more important than anyone gives him credit for. Interesting to see if/how they use Nicholls now that he's available again

Nicholls will probably fill that spot

not as ugly as your mates

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that's that I hoped. much more reliable.

oh shit gottem

>zachy's the good-looking one
Grim.

didnt know nicholls could keep

this literally a horrific picture of me and I only know one of them

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>highlights dont even include all the wickets

woeful stuff

need to stop drinking 8 litres of kamenitza and messaging marky Vermeulen on Facey

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thought marlon Brando was dead wtf

>already 358,000 views for NZ vs Afghanistan highlights

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Marlon Brando circa early 2000s

you now remember Peter Fulton

need to stop drinking 8 litres of kamenitza and pouring my heart out on Facebook about what a great thing the brexit vote was was and how it’s the only one time I’ve felt patriotic in my life

worst player I’ve ever seen maybe, Mohammad asif dismissed him so easily that he could have done it blindfolded

Yeah I learned that the hard way in law school. Except my drink of choice was fortified wine and my acting out of choice was posting pics from the previous night’s bender with classmates.

looking good mate

reminder he has the highest first class score in new zealand

Also I’m back lads. Fibre optic cable got severed today by yours truly as I transplanted some shite in the garden. Who the fuck thinks six inches is deep enough? Anyway, shall be phoneposting until Monday.

actually Daniel Flynn is the ultimate shit cricketer, makes wavell hinds look like Gary sobers

>On this day in 1931, the prestigious Burmese-language newspaper Thuriya published a photo of 16 decapitated heads. “Cruelty of the British,” the caption read.
>The heads belonged to farmers who had risen in popular rebellion against colonial rule due to high land taxes imposed on the country’s peasantry.
>They were beheaded by the British soldiers who quelled the rebellion, which broke out in Tharrawaddy, Bago Region, in late 1930 and went on for nearly two years. The heads were put on public display at a police station in Pyay.
Never forget lads.

one does not just find himself in bulgaria renting flats

yeah could never have predicted this myself to be honest

Did the same thing with our water pipe last week lol...fucking thing was about two inches deep

>Middle order strength might actually be what wins the tournament for the Aussies.

??

Our middle order is shit. If Maxwell ever appears before the 30th over, >we are fucked. Stoinis and Carey are shit.

reminder sebbo is british and from Hatfield, Hertfordshire

trying to dox ur alter egos

you literally can’t predit brainletbash in this way . You can make approximations about what might occur but a one innings cricket match in England is literally anyone’s money . It’s a bit like nadal Djokovic playing 1 set or Ronnie o Sullivan and Neil Robertson playing first to 3 frames

which one of you was this?

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>you can't predict brainletbash

Stop drinking.

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My gran worked at the de Havilland plant as a riveter during the war.

oi baldy locks u here m8

Daily reminder that Grant Sharps will be PM within the next 15 years.

yeah it’s true literally anyone could take home the trophy this year. One day cricket though is literally one of the most bland things known to man and it doesn’t actually matter who wins

Shapps* fucking autocorrect

stop talking to yourself Alchy

cringe

Brainful post. This is the post of a man who eats lots of saveloys.

alchy locks is fat and from Dorset and loves brainletbash lol

>takes a bite of a proper pork faggot
>penis immediately hardens as the anti-fin circulates

>Dorset
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>eating red meat
Enjoy your cancer . The human body is sent into cellular overdrive when it’s asked to digest fatty meat

me watching mo asif at George’s Park

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so we back into off season schitzo war /cric/ already?

You now remember a full strength Matthew hoggard in Mumbai 2006

espncricinfo.com/series/14681/scorecard/238187/india-vs-england-3rd-test-england-tour-of-india-2005-06

Just uncouple oxidative phosphorylation and you’re set.

Got any peer reviewed studies to back this up?

alchy locks

Nah it’s generally considered too dangerous to study because of the risk of rhabdomyolysis.

Chris Gayle made his debut in 1999

rein it in lad

WOT IF UR UNCLE WOS ACTUALLY UR AUNT

This isn’t even politics, this is pure illogical brainletism

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the only player in the CWC19 who played international cricket in the last century is Shoaib Malik

nevermind that, Gayle did debut in '99

INDIA vs AUSTRALIA
today

sebbo, straff and alchy locks

The three certified heavies

not as heavy as naming anonymous posters

Would love to work for an Icelandic media distribution company

All kiwis I reckon

alchy locks seething

Yang is a bad meme. Not even worth paying attention to him.

A full-strength pavement

>new zealand cheating their way to the semis

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Are we picking the Bruins or the Blues to win Game 6 tomorrow night, lads?

Could be interesting

Oh it got removed already, sorry

Oldest players playing
Gayle 99
Malik 99
Mortaza 01
Hafeez 03
Malinga 04
Duminy 04
Dhoni 04
Khartik 04
Plunkett 05
Morgan 06
Mushfiqur 06
Shakib 06

It is shakib bro

didn’t exist once Gary young left the band, ‘fillmore jive’ was a stand out act of defiance but they literally completely lost their identity before crooked rain was realeased and they realised this

Stfu

but you're an alcoholic

fuck lads just looked in the mirror and I’m looking handsome as fuck

Go to bed

I drink less than half of all days therefore I’m not an alcoholic stop projecting your own psychic boudins on to me

This WC is too competitive goddammit. I didn't expect west indies and Zealand to be such Chads. India must be farding and shidding right now

you still drink regularly and are retarded enough to think you've avoided cancer risk by not eating red meat

alcohol literally barely raises the risk of cancer. Name a single cancer alcohol significantly contributes to. Alcohol is terrible for your health no doubt but it’s not particularly carcinogenic, certainly nowhere near so as red meat

>Alcohol consumption has been linked to an increased risk for various types of cancer. A combined analysis of more than 200 studies assessing the link between alcohol and various types of cancer (i.e., a meta-analysis) sought to investigate this association in more detail. This meta-analysis found that alcohol most strongly increased the risks for cancers of the oral cavity, pharynx, esophagus, and larynx. Statistically significant increases in risk also existed for cancers of the stomach, colon, rectum, liver, female breast, and ovaries.

not by much. Alcohol alone is a light carcinogen , smoke on top of it and you’re quite likely To get cancer of the digestive tract yeah. no study has ever been conducted with pure alcohol alone, alcohol generally has loads of shit chucked in with it and people who drink lots aren’t likely to be particular health conscious. I seriously doubt the substance alchohol per se is particularly cancer causing

what about lack of sleep, that's going fuck your brain up.

I sleep 10 hours a night

what's some good recent music lads

stayed up all night watching that
what a fucking series

There’s a large genetic component as well. Whenever you hear stomach cancer, you immediately think middle-aged Japanese male. 90+% of the cases are them.

Daughters- you won’t get what you want

Dr Sebbo MD

have listened to that
any others?

not really no

who /rainhaka/ here lads

*be’s awake*

might dutch oven the gf

youtu.be/OKhT_6XtD7I

This year’s been pretty boring for music

shan't be clicking on that

>see highlights of yesterday’s game on YouTube
>video starts with England at 56-0

just BTFO sebbo lads

If I’m really honest I actually did want to get into an MD/JD program, but I didn’t have the prerequisite coursework. They require you to have like two years of hard sciences that I just didn’t take in undergrad.

Think New Zealand is better than India right now haha.

):

Shitpost fest on June 25th lads

been very shit highlights by the icc

NZ - India would be close actually. just like Australia - India today

exams over
beers in the fridge
pies in the oven
the boys on their way
footy on the telly with cricket on after

yep... based

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twitter.com/HaydosTweets/status/1136697106536624128
In case you missed it

why must it be recent? if you haven't heard it before, it's new to you

haven't paid attention to music in the last two years and want to jump back in

Could help you but you’re being a cunt

kek

he's on the ropes lads

sounds comfy

meant for

grigget

check out the two new tracks by Tame Impala

*be's finishing Rome season 1*

absolute kino

reckon caesar might be copping it

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
yep, that's me

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The national are a decent band, definitely not new though... Fleet foxes, chase and status, father John Misty (Hollywood cemetery is a must) umm loving a bit of Greg kihn band atm from the 80s I think. High contrast cover of days go by is trippy

all of those are old as fuck fatty

I am but a boomer

The Hotstar stream wasn’t working on my PS4 this morning. Very disappointing.

Me too - I just streamed via hdmi to tv. Off to bed now, 5am start to see the poos get pooed on

Shit Lankan cricket is finished
cricbuzz.com/cricket-scorecard/22563/ind-a-vs-sl-a-2nd-unofficial-odi-sri-lanka-a-tour-of-india-2019

screenshot? the link just takes me to the homepage

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Ah yes, we now head into real antipoodean hours.

grim

How do we save cricket?

You now remember Ashwin

We annex countries and spread the game in our colonies.

Seriously giving this thought

>3 players from Sri Lanka A played against New Zealand few months ago
>India A team is full of U19 freshies
F

Have a feeling this has worked before tttt

just got up and I'm ready for cricket discussion.

you’ve come to the wrong place lad

St Paul and the Broken Bones, Leon Bridges

Will Tim Saudi return?

Yes hello I would like to discuss leggies please

Ignore the obese sack of shit. He's not welcome here

Ah yes leggies. were it a subcontinental tournament, would be quite pertinent, but I think swing will be this hero of this competition.

>Ignore the obese sack of shit
which one

>top of the table
>highest NRR
>undefeated
>white
No wonder /cric/ seethes so hard about us

roast lamb lads

hmmm bit racist there 'mate'

>sebbo breathes
>antipoodeans seethe

more like sebbo wheezes
kek

Enjoy while it lasts

Reminder its 10.30pm Sat night in Arizona and a certain obese man ITT is sitting here using cric as a friend simulator

thanks we will shitbreath
go Aussie lol

for me its india losing

Tonight another team will cease to be undefeated. And it won't be NZ

Reminder another certain balding man ITT was in here drunk posting until 5.30am Bulgaria time, using cric as a friend simulator to block the pain of his crippling loneliness in grim eastern Europe

You lot do the same thing. You treat this place as a social circle where you can be accepted by standing united in your disdain towards the resident monkey trying to make a name for themselves as a notorious low quality poster while elevating themselves as a known figure within the community. Instead of talking about the cricket, you obsess over a truly irrelevant figure so you can be "one of the lads" laughing at Sebbo, Joshy, Zachy, Obesity Goose, Reality Check or whoever the retard of the month is. Your mentality has you stuck in highschool looking for approval from your peers.

/cric/ is pathetic.

for me, it's supporting Anglo teams against the darkies

tldr

>yet to face a good team

Muscular truthnuke this

If you get doxxed you may as well just fuck off forever. I would

>Afghanistan aren't good
found the caz

I probably would too

Tell me which is a good team then. The one at the top of the table?

He called you poothetic. KEK

england

2014 nrl called, they want their memes back

feeling confident and successful lads.

absolute state of antipoodean comebacks ITT lads

>lost to Pookistan
Hmmmmmm................what

>one bad game makes a team bad

mate we've literally played the three worst teams in the competition

only one left is south africa

>imyplying >you won’t be losing to pookistan

All of these shit teams would get BTFO by USA cricket.

Will a white man ever play for USA’s cricket team?

Pakistan is garbage

if Aus win tonight will they get mad at NZ again?

Reminder that it'll be England who knock the Kiwis out of the comp

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Tendies

Win or lose, it is inevitable

fuck up josh

tendies will FUCK us up

just watched the first episode of Chernobyl

grim

>be kiwi
>watch australia game
>get aggressive
>get out-bantered
>start complaining
EVERY FUCKING TIME

no one till watch more it we have jobs lol

what did he mean by this

The fuck?

>be pozzie
>waiting for pozztralia game to start
>think about kiwis
>read about kiwis
>post about kiwis

>new zealand english

I think I meant no one will watch it as we all have jobs, but i can't be sure as I'm high.

>dude I'm so high lol

cringe

based kiwi confusing the cazzies

bit going on here

I honestly wish we could just all be mates

why cant aussies play good footie but have excelled at cricket, considering as football has always been the game of chavs and australia was literally where the english elite dumped their untermensch.

soccer didn't even have rules when we were settled

because no one gives a fuck about the sport here, rugby league and australian rules are the only football codes anyone cares about, followed by rugby union

soccer isn't even a top 5 sport in australia

that's because sports were a joke to pass time in between conquering the world

yikes

imagine brown nosing brits

No one here cares about soccer

by footy do you mean league or union or Aussie rules, please specify

>soccer is Australia's most widely played team sport with 7.8% of Australians playing regularly.

the absolute delusion. even All the white footy bruces at my school were obsessed with the epl. I didn't even know rugby existed until I was 10

t. Quintino Bonagura

too difficult to sandpaper soccer balls m8 as they're much larger.

>does not mention how unsuccessful the ayy league is

>kids and fat boomers who 'play soccer' in the bar for 2 hours

nope. 100% anglo blonde hair blue eyes. outside of bumfuck queensland and new south wales literally nobody even knows what rugby is. go to any primary school in the country and kids will be playing soccer at lunch. go to any high school and the jocks will be talking about the epl. there are many second generation british expats like myself who brought soccer culture as well as wogs

t. Ponziano Colantuono

I think I speak for all Australians here when I say you should fucking go back you poof

so true

>knows every primary school in the country
trip on Richo.

why? i played footy and cricket as well. I just think it's absurd when people pretend like there is zero following for soccer in this country

Would rather India win today desu. That will make our victory on the 16th all the more satisfying.

the ____ ____ ____

there is zero following for soccer in this country

when australia win tonight should they just give us the trophy straight after

why bother with the next month when it's a foregone conclusion

obese lebo sebbo
incel pedo richo
balding alchy zachy

a survey completed in 2018 showed 97% of Australians didn't even know what soccer was.

Friendship World Cup

Can see this happening if Shitter Dhawan is in.

india is pakistan's grand final

but for the indians it's just another game

the incel pedo richo
the muscular elite sebbo

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It isn't. whch stupid hindu told you that?

So let me get this straight. Australia has a cricketing rivalry with England, New Zealand and India too now?

Rove live

>ENDIA IS HINDU ONLY XDXDXD

Weddinglad here. We just had the popcorn making ritual

What does the area smell like?

England is the traditional rival. India is a manufactured rivalry for tv rights and sponsorship reasons.

We're the number 1 rival for England, India, New Zealand and South Africa
cricket revolves around us, simple

I don't breathe usually

>mention popcorn
>blubbo replies in under a minute

the Trophy or win against India?

I think I'll have both.

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Correct

Hate to admit it but you might be right. Hope >you btfo India today, the pooki is right too, this manufactured rivalry is retarded and needs to be ended asap

the Oye hoye or win against Pakistan?

I think I'll have both.

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>India is a manufactured rivalry
I don't think the players care about it 2bh. You'll find members of both teams having a good time after the game.

> Masters student from Pune thinks he knows more about India than me.

India has 82% Hindus and 14% Muslims. Vast majority of the muslims support Pakistan. So yeah, take a hint retard.

Just switch to an Indian Hindi language news channel after Pakistan wins. Everyone will be complaining of how Muslims are celebrating and whether they should be deported.

It's the same for NZ and rugby

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Can't wait for the away leg.

/cric/ dick

BASED

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Imagine being this brainwashed by propaganda

Cricket?

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Imagine now knowing about the demographic issues in your own country of origin.

I don't think it's entirely manufactured. Mainly because we're the team to beat and India probably the best in the world now but they also have a huge inferiority complex. Because they were shit until what 20 years ago and also they're indians.

Well star sports and Nine sure care about it. So do MRF, Sahara, Pepsi, Vivo and OPPO.

>implying I need to be educated by a Pakistani
Unhealthy obsession this.

and it's all they have.

>India probably the best in the world now
I'd say third or fourth.

This is India
youtube.com/watch?v=iZaSAAerkQg

it's pretty hard to rank it anyway, 3 formats, every team being so different in different conditions. But i don't think you could definitively say anybody is better than India.
thats true they have multiple times the population of the rest of the cricket playing world combined and play nothing else

Remind me why a cricket discussion devolved into a religious debate.

PLease stahpp Indians

youtube.com/watch?v=pVauEV2Tecs

ah forgot field hockey, the ultimate beta sport for males.

Watching Indian cricketing shows, youtube videos by their sporting commentators, comments, they have this unhealthy fucking obsession over Australia and they believe it’s the same the other way around. I have Sling so I get to see their ads too leading up to the games and it’s just fucking pathetic.

tonight we find out who's who. England has already shown their weakness, and RSA are fucked. NZ, WI and PAK remain could-bes.

Definitely more on there end for the reasons of my last post. Also they fucking hate Australians in general.

wonder why lol

HALP

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new

So you didn't watch the latest India vs Australia ad by Star Sports then?

should've been fined

Nope

Australia