youtu.be/6rDAyqWYJW8?t=1104 >man, how can I become the greatest to have ever done this who never gets a belt? like, that's the last thing I need in my legacy, man, it's... it's what I want. what the actual fuck did Cowboy mean by this? he just admitted he doesn't think he'll be able to beat Khabib lol
You have five seconds to tell me the difference between a d'arce and an anaconda or else you're a cazzie
Ryan Johnson
shut up gimp depends whether the arm *snakes* under (get it?)
Josiah Bell
>Jordan Johnson >Beating anyone in the UFC Actually retarded or just pretending?
Eli Smith
But Big Titty was fine, he had one finish and then two decisions which weren't bad fights and a win over Hunt.
Noah Cook
Ivanov has one of the weirdest records of any active fighter
Colton Rogers
>Can you call yourself a sport if guys with 80% winning percentages are getting released while guys with a 25% get to stay because they're more entertaining? >Yeah, I can >b-b-but do you see what I'm saying though, do you, like- >Yeah, I don't care, though
I just don't understand this Cowboy hype. You've literally watched him quit to body blows
Carter Diaz
mma fans be like oh i hope Santos beats Jones because he's a roider!
Chase Jenkins
Not him, but Heinisch got away with a ton of fence grabbing and shit
Matthew Cook
I see nothing wrong with this sentiment
Jackson Rivera
Mma fans be like oh I hope Marlon knocks out that roider TJ Dillashow
full natty Marlon LMAO
Isaiah Adams
Cowboy literally does this like every 2 years where everyone says hes back and has some weird transformation (hes a Dad now! hes a WW he is determined)
and we have to pretend that he isn't just a perennial top 5 gate keeper
exciting fights though
Jacob Rodriguez
I hadn't even recognized that pattern lol but I agree I love cowboy fights
Christopher Walker
Cowboy gets KO'd in the 3rd. I guarantee it. Dubs confirm.
Wyatt Reyes
>why did my thread get deleted?!?! You probably wonder why the well-dressed man with good hygiene got the job over you, too
Leo Lopez
heh, nothin personnel
Gabriel Anderson
janny finna dab
Jacob Garcia
You going to stream, twitchcuck?
Lincoln Adams
That's not quitting that's his liver shutting down. You forget the absolute beating he survived from Lawler in the 1st round? And unlike Pettis Cerrone is a slow starter but if he can survive the 1st round he usually comes up with a way of stopping that pressure.
Julian Stewart
I will tonight, bee
Ian Russell
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
It's funny because Masvidal is one of the guys I don't like. So fake as well while everyone never shuts up about how "real" he is
Samuel Peterson
Why does anybody care about Valentina? Her fights suck, always go to boring decision, and she doesn't hit hard at all
bitch still doesn't have a TKO or KO in the 4 years and 7 fights shes been with in the UFC and she has fought some cans
Carson Myers
Masvidal is a pretty real dude. You probably just don't know any guys from miami
Benjamin Lewis
Are you ever going to have sex?
Nicholas Foster
>have sex nice job putting the pussy on the pedestal there, b. you right, men have no value unless women gant it to them, hunnerd percent agree but no disagree
Easton Hernandez
yeah you are not luke then. Luke loves all the fake "real" spics like Masvidal, Ortega and Cejudo
Samuel White
Have sex. Increase height Gain employment Acquire income Get sunlight Lose weight Grow up
o your preeting to the choir here my guy I also think that men have no value unless a woman rubs her vagina on him yep women decide which men get to speak we 100
Part of it is that she's a lot of tough fighters that are hard to look good against
Dominic Sullivan
Dude I'm just so real man dude *calls himself a bad dude* x60 cries about trashtalking turns down fight dude I'm going to break his face *loses split decision*
Dominic Nelson
Based. Post cameltoe bikini pic.
Leo Stewart
Yeah you’re just a little sensitive bitch. Try reading a book that isn’t Catcher in the Rye you fucking weirdo
Kayden Lewis
Name a more annoying champion than Cejudo after he wrestlefucks Moraes
Henry Gomez
Ben Askren has never lost a fight
William Taylor
Marty “Scamaru” Fakesnoozeman
Lucas Edwards
Cejudo isn't even that good of a wrestlefucker. Great at Takedowns but his top game isn't amazing.
Honestly Usman feels like a breath of fresh air after Woodley, but I can imagine it being annoying if he keeps there for a while. He won't talk as much as Cejudo tho
early prelims start in 6 hours main card not for like 10
Blake Robinson
how can I increase my height? it’s 5’8 a manlet?
Nathaniel Morris
But remember. Your little girl, daddy’s princess R A V A G E D A V A G E D
Josiah Hill
Who gives a shit if the guys rich and white
Robert Scott
You haven’t seceded yet, so I don’t know why you have your own flag.
Matthew Ortiz
close your eyes and whisper "grow grow grow"
Grayson Hill
Woodley was clearly bullied as a kid. He responded to situations in ways that made him shut down or say stuff that probably sounded good in his head but made you want to bully him more
Chase Perez
Surgically, they make your femurs like 7cm/3in longer. You could get right up to the manlet barrier.
Elijah Rodriguez
>56% >thinking his daughter gets a rich white man Ooga booga bix nood, mofugga
Joseph Morris
feels good being 5'10. only ugly girls are taller than me usually. hot girls with good bodies (not calvin klein "supermodels" that are stick-thin and look like trannies) are in the 5'3-5'7 range.
do i wish i were taller? sure. 6'1 would be nice. but i'm fine being 5'10 and have a huge cock, joe.
it's so funny reading firsthand experiences with that operation (which you have to travel to countries like fucking China to even do), dudes who do it say that they are in constant pain and each step they take is a new hell
I'm 5'11'' the best height there is, and by the way I don't grant thots the privilege of having sex with me so you can stop asking me to degrade myself in such a way. Good say sir
Daniel Sanders
Glory girls>one slags>ufc whores
Noah Campbell
Wonderboy is 36 and spouseless. Is stephen thompson a pedo?
>he has just been so elusive tonight Joe, Khabib just cannot land a takedown on him. He is literally neutralising khabibs takedowns with his foorwork here. >and khabib looks worn out, those leg kicks are really taking there toll >exactly, his takedowns are getting slower as the rounds drag on, if he's not careful he's gonna get caught coming in >and he is just being lit up on the feet, he doesn't have a choice. he is just being led around like a show dog here, Joe. >Khabib's going for that single leg, oh he's got it, Conor wasn't able to get awa- OH BUT CONOR'S LIFTING HIM UP! HE'S ABOVE CONORS HEAD >OH MY GOD CONOR SLAMMED HIM >HE'S OUT! HE'S OUT! >CONOR MCGREGOR IS THE LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION ONCE AGAIN >HE USED A FORBIDDEN JUDO TECHNIQUE CALLED THE DAKI AGE, EVEN KHABIB WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN TAUGHT THAT ONE >KHABIB IS DEAD HES LITERALLY DEAD HOLY SHIT >CONOR IS POURING PROPER TWELVE ON HIS LIFELESS CORPSE GOOD LORD
>tfw kevin lee loses his next fight, comes on joe rogan again, joe makes him retire, lee becomes a stand up comedian, gets his own special on netflix too
Please dont talk about smell we have plenty of your kind here
Jason Collins
To regain all his nutrients after the cut, retard
Jaxon Rodriguez
I'm liking these ones, post more
Cameron Green
Why don't fighters scream and eat piercing scream when they're in a clinch or in guard/have someone in guard? I do this all the time when I streat fight I learned it from seagulls and yes it works
I'm not gay bro. All I'm saying is that his wife is a lucky gal.
Bentley Torres
very poorly phrased prompt, of course not. he is however one of the youngest to plummet the distance he has. that KO at one was the final nail in the coffin, hes just gonna be a fulltime CTE guy that promotes brands now and doesnt know what his middle name is
yea looks like him and Weidman are there doing fan shit
to be fair both are pretty good ambassadors for the sport if you're trying to put a family friendly face on it
John Ward
I know one dude who got it done a few months ago after some chick dumped him and he got al depressed and shit (not even kidding), kid's some emo young doctor and he gets some quack to perform that shit on him... he's (was) not even really short at 177cm (easily over the median in Spiclandia). Also that cunt in the picture needs to khs
Eli Bennett
She won't be so lucky when marlons piss jug breaks open all over her
Nicholas Wilson
Mewing has given me an iron chin
Thomas Stewart
I'll stick my anaconda up your d'arse faggot
Carter Fisher
his squeaky ass Mickey Mouse voice vs. the killer persona he tries to portray is a dissonance I just can't get over. wish he'd act nicer like all the chad Brazilians instead of like some unmannerly hood rat
Cameron James
oh yea Al Jo is fighting
This card really is decently stacked, I forgot about that
Easton Reed
That's a serious bunda
David Wilson
Fights will be streamed here they will be synced up with a chat so everyone on heem can watch together
>>Lima beats Lawler, Ponzinibbio, Magny, Till and Khabib Other then Lawler, why would you even bother mentioning the others? 3 cans and a cutlet who'd rather die then face a man his size (welterweight).
He was offered a job by ONE but turned it down because Singapore doesn't allow dogs as pets and he loves his dogs too much Now has no job and makes yt videos out of his living room :(
Carson Garcia
>Dear Fellas. I can't believe how fast things move in the UFC. >I saw a hypejob once when I was a kid, but now they're everywhere. >The lightweight division went and got itself in a big damn hurry. >The UFC board got me a fight against a guy called "cowboy" hopefully I'll win, I don't know how my wife and kid will live with me losing after all this work >It's hard work. I try to keep up, but my hands hurt most of the time. I don't think the goof likes me very much. >Sometimes after work I go home and kick holes in my walls. >I keep thinking the man in the wall might just show up and say hello. >But he never does. >I hope wherever he is, he's doing okay and making new friends.
>I have trouble sleeping at night. I have bad dreams, like I'm being watched. >I wake up scared. >Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am. >Maybe I should get me a gun and kill mcgnuggets and tiramissu, so that they'd have no one else to give the belt to. >I could shoot the goof while I was at it, sort of like a bonus. >I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense anymore. >I don't like it here. >I'm tired of being an interim champ all the time. >I've decided not to stay. >I doubt they'll kick up any fuss. >Not for an old cucuy like me.
This is the list of wins over the top10 of their division the champs currently have: >Henry - 1 (arguably 3/4) >Max - 5 >Kebab - 3 (Tony can have 4 if he wins tonight) >Marty - 2 (Tyrone has 3) >Bobby - 4 >Jon - 6 >DC - 2 (Stipay has 3) Therefore: Jon>Max>Bobby>Henry>Kebab>DC>Marty
He literally declined a fight with him so the UFC turned to Cowboy instead. Duckthje scared of Tony's heat
Eli Watson
Tony will stay right in front of him all three rounds and won't let him get any significant kicks in. Cerrone has shit boxing so Tony can just sit in the pocket and bang him with no worry of counter punching. Tony decisions him or livers him with a teep kick.
Cooper Hill
you are homosexual
Christian Lee
Geathje deserves the Conor fight
Adam Bennett
Prove it. Gaethje has called out Ferguson on various occasions while El Duckuy is sitting here fighting flushed bums like Pettis and Cowboy.
Brayden Lopez
You guys do know Cerrone will knee and headkick him before finishing him with an Ezekiel choke right? Better bet safe on this one
Alexander Wilson
"deserves" I disagree but I think it would be a great fight. However, this is just like DC waiting for Brock, they are scared of the real top guys and instead wait for a worse fighter that is a bigger drawl.
Alexander Baker
Who's the P4P GOAT?
Aaron Nguyen
Helwani/Brett said it on twitter
Connor Davis
you are just making things up
Charles Ramirez
11/10 - literally the best card so far
Grayson Rogers
>Tony/Donald just have FOTY >3 Round war >All hyped up >Jumping up and down in my house like a little kid >Jessica Eye and Shevchenko fight starts >25 minute snoozefest + 10 minute walkouts/introductions >Boner completely deflated >falling asleep
Mason Wilson
I really am not. He was offered the fight. I like Gaethje and he is one of the most exciting fighters, but I was annoyed when he declined the Tony fight. Believe me or not, makes no diffrence to me but Gaethje ducked Tony
Nathaniel Perry
Then >based wokajack heems the midget
Leo Lee
at least i dont have to wait until 5 am for the main event
Like I said, Gaethje has been calling Ferguson out since the Barboza fight. Why would he do that and then decline the fight? I guess you could say he's just promoting himself, but you literally have no proof that he even declined the fight. In all likelihood, your boy bitched out of fighting legit competition once again.
Kind of hope Eye KOs Shev in less than a minute. I know that won't happen though.
Noah Campbell
Tony Ferguson is a low key can and is the luckiest fighter in the UFC. He has horrific defense and gets closed to being KO every fight
He'll go on a 5 fight losing streak and be gone in 1 1/2 years cap this post
Jacob Robinson
I'm considering the title fights as the postlims, only for the hardcore fans.
Robert Rivera
none of the fights have dropped, praise desu.
Julian Perez
>legit competition >lost to alvarez and peahead
John Hughes
Uptown girl She's been living in her uptown world I bet she never had a back street guy I bet her mama never told her why
I'm gonna try for an uptown girl She's been living in her white bread world As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man, that's what I am And when she knows what
She want from her time And when she wakes up and makes up her mind She'll see I'm not so tough Just because I'm in love with an uptown girl
You know I've seen her in her uptown world She's getting tired of her high class toys And all her presents from her uptown boys She's got a choice Uptown girl, you know I can't afford to buy her pearls But maybe someday when my ship comes in She'll understand what kind of guy I've been and then I'll win
And when she's walking, she's looking so fine And when she's talking, she'll say that she's mine She'll say I'm not so tough Just because I'm in love with an uptown girl She's been living in her white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man, that's what I am Uptown girl, she's my uptown girl You know I'm in love with an uptown girl, my uptown girl You know I'm in love with an uptown girl, she's my uptown girl You know I'm in love with an uptown girl, my uptown girl You know I'm in love with an uptown girl, she's my uptown girl
Uptown Lukas He's been living in his uptown world I bet he never had a back street guy I bet his mama never told him why
I'm gonna try for an uptown girl She's been living in her white bread world As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man, that's what I am And when she knows what
She want from her time And when she wakes up and makes up her mind She'll see I'm not so tough Just because I'm in love with an uptown girl
You know I've seen her in her uptown world She's getting tired of her high class toys And all her presents from her uptown boys She's got a choice Uptown girl, you know I can't afford to buy her pearls But maybe someday when my ship comes in She'll understand what kind of guy I've been and then I'll win
And when she's walking, she's looking so fine And when she's talking, she'll say that she's mine She'll say I'm not so tough Just because I'm in love with an uptown girl She's been living in her white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man, that's what I am Uptown girl, she's my uptown girl You know I'm in love with an uptown girl, my uptown girl You know I'm in love with an uptown girl, she's my uptown girl You know I'm in love with an uptown girl, my uptown girl You know I'm in love with an uptown girl, she's my uptown girl
Uptown girl She's been living in her uptown world I bet she never had a back street guy I bet her mama never told her why
I'm gonna try for an uptown girl She's been living in her white bread world As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man, that's what I am And when she knows what
She want from her time And when she wakes up and makes up her mind She'll see I'm not so tough Just because I'm in love with an uptown girl
You know I've seen her in her uptown world She's getting tired of her high class toys And all her presents from her uptown boys She's got a choice Uptown girl, you know I can't afford to buy her pearls But maybe someday when my ship comes in She'll understand what kind of guy I've been and then I'll win
And when she's walking, she's looking so fine And when she's talking, she'll say that she's mine She'll say I'm not so tough Just because I'm in love with an uptown girl She's been living in her white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man, that's what I am Uptown girl, she's my uptown girl You know I'm in love with an uptown girl, my uptown girl You know I'm in love with an uptown girl, she's my uptown girl You know I'm in love with an uptown girl, my uptown girl You know I'm in love with an uptown L.Schott, He's my uptown guy
Love seeing Mini Khabib being incorporated into the spam.
She is my idol!
Hudson Turner
Uptown girl She's been living in her uptown world I bet she never had a back street guy I bet her mama never told her why
I'm gonna try for an uptown girl She's been living in her white bread world As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man, that's what I am And when she knows what
She want from her time And when she wakes up and makes up her mind She'll see I'm not so tough Just because I'm in love with an uptown girl
You know I've seen her in her uptown world She's getting tired of her high class toys And all her presents from her uptown boys She's got a choice Uptown girl, you know I can't afford to buy her pearls But maybe someday when my ship comes in She'll understand what kind of guy I've been and then I'll win
And when she's walking, she's looking so fine And when she's talking, she'll say that she's mine He'll say I'm not so tough Just because I'm in love with an uptown Berliner He's been living in his white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man, that's what I am Uptown girl, she's my uptown girl You know I'm in love with an uptown girl, my uptown girl You know I'm in love with an uptown girl, she's my uptown girl You know I'm in love with an uptown girl, my uptown girl You know I'm in love with an uptown girl, she's my uptown girl
Uptown Kylie She's been living in her uptown world I bet she never had a back street guy I bet her mama never told her why
I'm gonna try for an uptown girl She's been living in her white bread world As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man, that's what I am And when she knows what
She want from her time And when she wakes up and makes up her mind She'll see I'm not so tough Just because I'm in love with an uptown girl
You know I've seen her in her uptown world She's getting tired of her high class toys And all her presents from her uptown boys She's got a choice Uptown girl, you know I can't afford to buy her pearls But maybe someday when my ship comes in She'll understand what kind of guy I've been and then I'll win
And when she's walking, she's looking so fine And when she's talking, she'll say that she's mine He'll say I'm not so tough Just because I'm in love with an uptown Berliner He's been living in his white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man, that's what I am Uptown girl, she's my uptown girl You know I'm in love with an uptown girl, my uptown girl You know I'm in love with an uptown girl, she's my uptown girl You know I'm in love with an uptown girl, my uptown girl You know I'm in love with an uptown girl, she's my uptown girl
Derek I hate this song can you do piano man instead?
Michael Reed
both of those guys have won belts though
Charles Anderson
I think you're confused, my guy, I was referring to Dustin Poirier and Eddie Alvarez. Those are two bums that would never beat Tony, hence why i think you may be confused.
Jayden Parker
How come it's fine to finger your asshole after taking a shit as long as there's a thin sheet of paper in between? Remove the paper and suddenly it's a gay thing? That's just dumb.
William Young
It's 1000% worth putting a small side stack bet on Nina to win, she's every opportunity to and 5/1 is pretty embarrassing to shame her with.
I have a 6 fold side accumulator with her on that returns me £1000 from £5
He did turn it down. I don't have the tweet and I don't have the intention of digging it up. You can choose to believe me or not, makes no diffrence to me.
Grayson Harris
Fuckk was going to put 1k on tony but only have a max limit of $500 so put the other $500 on Henry did I goof boys
Noah Wright
CSGO qualifiers today, hopefully i make it before prelims!
Nathaniel Clark
But user... You wouldn't exist if it wasn't for your your grandfather raising your mother
Don’t matter, we need Tony to win to finally see that Khabib fight. I love Cowboy but he openly states to not care about the title so let’s give it to Tony.
Nicholas Cox
BROS: get me hyped for UFC tonight. I've had trouble getting HYPED since the ESPN era started.
Grayson Howard
>yikes reddit. And why would I care if you believed me or not? I'm assuming my opinion on your statements hold great value to you then?
Aiden Morales
That would be a very boring method of trolling. I guess Oddshark was just fucked up. They had the names mixed up, not my fault.
Shiiiiet id bet on Jessica because of them returns but I dont think ive ever seen her fight
Jaxon Turner
stop posting ur poverty under 10 bucks bets nobody cares fags
Aaron Rodriguez
BIG RIGHT HAND FROM TONY FERGUSON
Brandon Moore
Sorry I upset you Luke.
Christian Nelson
I thought Henry was fighting some literally who but that dude seems fucking yolked is he a serious contender against the handsome majestic manlet
Ethan Garcia
Hes just going to push him twice and beat his head in while Moraes tries to go for a single
Robert Gray
he's going to heem king henry
Isaiah Watson
Henry is gonna be a pillow fist against him, it's a case of Henry getting knocked the fuck out, or Henry using his Olympic pedigree to win across 5 rounds
What site,lad? Bitcoin betting always seem sketchy
Hunter Hughes
gl bro, i'd have the exact opposite but who knows
Christian Sanchez
I have cowboy by tko in 1st round.
Michael Morales
cringe
Anthony Peterson
Proof? Please, I don't think your sources are very reliable. Maybe if you post me a link thats backs up your statement I will trust you, otherwise this is a yikes from me! Btw any mods here that can give me a 3 piece and a soda flair?
Jonathan Rodriguez
>tony based >cejudo Holy fuck they LOVE you
Isaiah Perez
Heem watch party for ufc 238
Stream will be live 15 minutes before the fights start
>Make something up and state it as fact >Get called out on your shit >"W-Wow I can't believe you're asking me for a source right now, th-that's s-so um...reddit!" Yikes this is honestly embarrassing at this point, just give up sweetie
Easton Smith
Bovada it's eh for reason below Who does? Couldn't bet it all on tony due to some sort of limit should I cancel the Henry bet? DESU very nervous about it
Eli Johnson
Look at it this way - say she has to win like 13% of the time in order for that to be a profitable bet, that's 1 out of 8 times. It's just not that likely.
It's been like an hour since this conversation started and you're still here. If you had just posted your tweet that proves you right you could have already BTFO'd me. It wouldn't even be that hard to find, just a quick little google search, right? It's not like that tweet is non-existent or something.
Sebastian Fisher
Suarez is hot in some manly way, no homo obviously
>I've had trouble getting HYPED since the ESPN era started. I thought I was the only one I've literally skipped through 75% of the last few cards the day after
Cards are more frequent now, in edition to other promotions cards The more, the less
Nathan Hall
when does bundaposting hour commence
Jaxson Smith
Too many cards. when the season is always going its harder to get excited for games
big fights demand attention and build up
you can't do that if promos only last a week since the last fight
think of the build ups to 194 or to 200 or 209. some fights felt like years in the making
Nathaniel Williams
when jannoids get slept
Jackson Gray
Last weeks card was literally made up of rando's from off the street.
Jose Barnes
So does mighty midget and jens pulver, and rampage
Matthew Myers
yeah, it's probably just saturation - a card every weekend makes the UFC feel increasingly less special
didn't even watch it. I watched the Champions League final instead. the sad thing is that i evidently didn't even miss anything most cards feel non-essential nowadays
*jaw drops* *eyes pop out of head* *tongue rolls out* HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA! AWOOGA AWOOGA! EE-AW EE-AW! BOIOIOING! *picks up jaw* *fixes eyes* *rolls up tongue* *buries face in ass* BLBLBLBLBL LBLBLBLBLBLBLLB WHOA MAMA
Benjamin Nelson
>eternally seething connor dick riders This is the timeline
>wake up >it's a beautiful evening >imanari roll out of bed and leglock the invisible man >go brush my teeth with just the toothbrush, no paste >take a dump, make sure to pull the lever because I'm flushing these bums >loving wife comes up behind me and wraps her arm around me >granby roll out of her clutches, ankle pick her and douse her with holy water >son says hi dad >i say fuck you son champ shit only >go to warm up for the fight >Eddie is talking about some gay shit i don't care about, if aliens do come down I'll just fight them >Salsa dance into the cage >bare my fangs at "Donald" "Cowboy" "Cerrone" and his son Danger, the kid starts crying >start doing interpetive dance, get knocked out while doing heel clicks >proceed to get knocked out 50 more times >it dont matter though ima still get it done >close my eyes and let El Cucuy take over >i come back to my senses, Cowboy is dead, I'm holding his son >my son now >Champ Shit Only lets go Tiramisu
>GOAT lightweight >has fought nobodies, cans like Darrell Horcher (literally who da fook is dat guy), extremely favourable matchups with strikelets like Bumboza and McGregor >hasn't even broken the record for title defenses and doesn't intend to because he will retire before a wrestler comes for him BJ and Frankie are the lw goats and would absolutely fucking heem Bumbib in their prime
>And Here. We. Go. >Khabib looking calm, collected >Clearly looking for the single le- >OOOOOOHHH HE GOT CLIPPED >KHABIB GOT DROPPED BY A KNEE AS HE WAS SHOOTING IN >AND NOW CONOR'S RAINING DOWN ELBOWS >STOP THE FIGHT! STOP THE FIGHT! >WHY ISN'T YAMASAKI STOPPING THE FIGHT
I’m not trying to shit on Schaub but he most likely has a mild form of CTE like a lot of former football players and fighters. Unironically his CBD usage might probably be halting significant progression. It’s just a reality but the research and understanding is advancing so much on neurological health especially traumatic concussive injuries, within our lifetimes it will be very very treatable
Anthony Campbell
El poopooy is getting heem'd by a cowboy headkick
Justin James
Schaub said puffy is okay, crunchy is the real issue
>Manlets fighting over who gets to keep Yan's belt warm
Jaxson Myers
new thread:
Levi Roberts
so ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Robert Russell
Oversaturation and a lot of bad cards. Fighters that would have made good PPV undercard fights are ending up on ESPN+ and the undercards have been pretty diluted.
Angel Jenkins
Safe and solid. I feel like you're using gambling appropriately.
Robert Torres
>listening to an old podcast >joe mentioning how Conor has a good ground game lol
Jaxson Johnson
naturlich mein digga
Thomas White
"I think Ronda could give floyd some real trouble in a boxing match"
Joseph Williams
Lorenzo skeeted all over those titties.
Cooper Long
>Nunes laughing about how Shevchenko has no power and hates pressure. That's gotta sting
Oliver Powell
ughhhh, im really worried about Cowboy catching that low kick and following up with two punches and a headkick.
Luis Sullivan
Do it while you still can. Don't bet on the henry match, it could go either way. Just bet all on Tony ferguson, it's a lock.
