/tennis/ - Roland Garros

with an English Queen on their currency

>Stosur was the last Aussie to win a GS final
>2011
It's /our year/

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Looks like it’ll be over in halfa thank god.

>5-0

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Why are they both so ugly. Sharapova rused Neto believe this is a hit sport.

imagine being upset that certain country is enjoying shitposting about tennis, loving the SEETHE this RG

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SwB

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based Mr Barty pretending to be abo to get a cushy government job

>wta

women's tennis a crap shoot on the day of who feels the most confident about their body image lmao

6-0 6-0

Being Australian is so based

Non Australians will never feel how we feel and they makes me feel good

Barty is a big girl

more like VONDROPSETOVA

I r8 this

U U U U

This fucking embarrassing.
You Aussies can take Konta back too because she is empirically worse than Vondrousova.

Did they break all the mirrors in Barty’s hotel?

She didn't have any set points in the 2nd. She served for it and got broken twice though, kek.

what are you talking about? chinese don't feel anything

This match clearly shows why women should get as much money and attention as men

Was in Aus this time last year
Lovely weather even in Winter

>showing this sad excuse of a FINALE right after the nail biting thriller that was novak vs thiem SEMI-FINALS

uhhh tennisbabs???!?!

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No she has pretty much disowned her birthplace like Edmund, she’s all yours

IT'S BARTY TIME!

Based Barty wrapping this up so us Aussies get to sleep soon

Don't even know what country Ur from m8 looks like a clown flag lolmao!

Shut up, you cockmongler

avoid the bathroom and the mirror over the mini bar and you're fine

Women’s tennis is shite and I don’t care for Barty. Why am I watching this?

Nooooo, what am I supposed to do with rest of my morning?

>slice and moonballing

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Surely they've got cripple finals?

kek you're just asshurt you can't fanboy Nole anymore, cope harder. I look forward to your reply that I won't read.

WTA would be more interesting if they allowed werewolves to participate too

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Based Hungary backyard barty bro for the last 2 nights let's soak it in friend

>Paid equal but don't make them play bo5
Absolute shambles, men make less p/h in slams than women even though they bring in the revenue

Send me nudes

Aussies are the strongest race

seethe

Wow this post did not age well..

I thought this was cripple finals

>Cosplay tennis
>Every set you lose you must remove one piece of clothing

which WTA player is actually a werewolf in disguise?

this.

Honkkkk

Foxposter pls go

Why do they keep hitting it into the net?

ok that was funny, you alright chinky

Kek

Suarez Navarro. It's not a very good disguise desu

Why not?

They think that's the goal, bless 'em

Claire Liu

Barty grrr

emu war

Where is their wheelchair?

witnessing first grand slam

This Czech chick is so shit, how did she get to final?

So that means that she is from the most powerful race?

If it turn out that she’s actually German, does that make you a poo nazi?

Has to be the most low energy final of all time, bravo France

Why did fila copy the abibas zebra outfits?

>5-1

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barty needs to develop a ruthless streak, she loves letting her opponents back into games/sets

her biggest weakness

Wheelchair matches are more interesting than this shitshow.

How are we so good at tennis

IIIIIIIIIIIII'M COMING UP SO YOU BETTER GET THIS BARTY STARTED

Just zero atmosphere to this.

she seems so tired now

Love you man number 2 in the world after she wins

Absolutely nuts

I’m not interested in their treaty but i’ll watch two sets of this bitch play as a gesture of goodwill to that mob.

>didn't win a single game on serve

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Nail biting final so far, lads. Which way is it gonna go?

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Somehow Vondrousova is the looker on court

Bit of a shame this is feeling like such a non-event

>"It's touching but you just don't see it"

Hey guys I have a question, is it true that indians shit in the streets? We just got internet here so I don't know how to look into these things.

>women refs

boxxy was prime emo bitch

>Yesterday vs Ukraine
>Djovak step further away from GOAT status today
ENOUGH

WTA final is always a non-event

Go ask in /cric/ they will tell you

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U wot?
No matter what the bookies said, he was just a top 5 contender for this RG.

He'll clean up the last 2 slams this year though

what is boxxy doing in 2018?

They are actually not sure whether India is the largest country in the world by population over China because India just don't bother to record the data

Vondrousova is cute in a weird way

Yes indeed they shit in the streets because they don't have toilets, in fact they don't even want toilets because they love shitting in the streets, walking in the shit and smelling the shits of their neighbours
They also throw the dead people in the Gange to have more enjoyable swimming sessions with their family

I don't follow this gay sport mate, I just want to be able to boast having the undisputed tennis GOAT, but he keeps shitting up against weaker players

Oh yeah do they play /our/ anthem or the French one at the end?

Remember she was attention whoring again on youtube like 2 or 3 years ago but she is like Federer, way past her prime, but still performant

>boxxy was over a decade ago
Where does the time go?

>half the crowd left
>those there not even applauding

kinda shit tbqh

Our anthem obviously, fuck off
And Barty will have to sing it perfectly with a perfect accent if she wants the trophy

the right one

Novak is playing 4D chess here, this way he'll still have a winning record against Rafa (by margin of 2) and we're entering grass season where he'll dominate because the only other dude who knows how to play on grass is some old swiss guy called roger federror

>Where does the time go?
We don't know

that's all of wimon xis
non event, non sport, just nothing

Wow I am so glad my ancestors left that shithole.
Disturbing stuff

i think you’re right

i recall seeing her on youtube with short hair having opinions, pretty groce actually

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youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w6Oxx0kQ

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why is the french open so terrible

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Run by French people

>US open

KEK @ burgers

looks like women's tennis is about to be great again

indians prefer to poo in public places because if they had private toilets, they wouldn't have to canalisations for it, it would always be clogged and stinky.

>why is the only true slam terrible

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>not making a little raining cloud above

male final is going to look the same, but with one more set

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Because it's actually the best

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why did >ours switch to blue courts? they look like shit desu

because of all this rain trying to wash away the sins of frenchies

How do you reckon she'll go at Wimbledon?

They look nice and modern m8, also way easier to see the ball

Red clay, grass and black hardcourts are true kino

I got banned for making a thread with this as OP pic once because the fat american janny was triggered

What are the chances for a zombie apocalypse to start in India?

ohoho

i noticed street shitting Romani over there but I didn’t make the connection between them and their heritage until you wrote that lol

Do you see it too?

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Took a few seconds

you were banned because it wasn't about sport

is that chicken? fucking vile

>yfw you realise that Nadal Thiem will be even more one sided than this shit

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Based janny

You deserve it for stealing my webm

She was just minding her business at the US Open m8
youtube.com/watch?v=h7VlU60JJII

We are literally the strongest sporting nation per capita by a country mile.

It's almost like buddying up to China so that you never experience economic recessions will allow you to invest in sports facilities and programmes

hello is anyone even watching?

Still lost a war to some fucking emus

Barty is just bullying this kid now

>per capita
this is what losers use

Based nbc talking about men’s finals instead of this shit show.

Yes unfortunately

Just did an Indian in the toilet if you know what I mean lolmao!

Seen any emus lately? Yeah, I didn't think so.

I can't tell but I have high hopes
if she doesn't PARTY too hard after this

>he’s beaten rafa before maybe he should go to bet more than regularly does
Why do they hire McEnshit? He literally sounds like he’s in a k-hole

You shit on the street in a toilet???

CAM ON MARKETA
WIN SOME FACKING GAMES

>he hasn’t seen the song she released
youtube.com/watch?v=h7VlU60JJII

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nah croatia or serbia probably destroy everyone else per capita

i wish ash barty was cute

I really hate myself

Britain's last remaining emu died in 1999

>home slam
>zero (0) players of either gender even made the quarter finals
"losers"

Which RG pigchamp do you prefer?
Penko or Barty?

Na an Indian is a poo

see

You would know smackie

We are relevant in all major sports though; basketball, rugby, F1, tennis, Olympic stuff, MMA. Those other countries probably only play soccer.

but she is super cute

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it would be rude to do so

>rugby
>major sport

the fuck

>major sports
>basketball
> F1
>MMGAY

BARTY TAKING THE P ONE DOUBLE S!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!

she is cute in a fetal alcohol/down’s syndrome qt pie kind of way

Never seen that before - Hell is real and it is this video

Is Barty an Abo?

You can Barty had abbo genes. She has that ET look she’s not making it up like Elizabeth Warren

you suck
greatestsportingnation.com/

All our female players look like Vladimir Putin for some reason.

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Name majorer sports.

>Through a great-grandmother on her paternal side, she is descended from the Ngarigo people of the border between Victoria and New South Wales. She identifies as an Indigenous Australian and has said "My heritage is really important to me".[4] Her mother works as a radiographer and is the daughter of English immigrants.

This is literally the gayest fucking thing I have ever seen, who the fuck is Norway?

Fortnite

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can’t you tell?

Is Ashleigh Barty not black enough for you?

>French, don’t answer that.

Is an nerd a athlete

>She identifies as an Indigenous Australian
God I hope the media will shill about it

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dropped

So she’s consider herself Abo even though only one of her great grandparents was? Fucking lol

umm sweaty

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it's not the end of the year. they statpadded at the ski/biathlon world cup earlier this year

Well, if Americans can do it why can't she?

tfw it's coming soon and you can't help but pull a cheeky grin

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Winter Olympic medals do not count in any way shape or form.

you can be 1/16th abo and get all sorts of benefits and welfare in Australia

>snow shit has the same weight as real sports
lmfaooooo

>not counting winter olympics
im seething

fucking disgraceful desu.

Reminder that Sam Stosur won the french open as well. Why the fuck are our ladies so good on this meme surface when we don't have a clay court in the country?

>it's not a real sport because we don't win shit at it

time to prepare the digeridoos then

Well at least it was a short match so we can spend more time shitposting in peace in different threads.

I want to dip my chicken into that camel toe at 1:16

your country is basically clay

Not real olympics.
If you wanna count the winter olympics might as well count the cripple olympics too.

She won the US open m8.

Fuck off Barty

WE DID IT HUNGARY BRO!! BACKYARD BARTY PARTY!!

ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FAIR!!!

CHEERS LOVE

>fuck

>ogre
what a riveting final

BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY BASED FUCKING FARTY

and so ends one of the more enthralling grand slam finals

FARTY PARTY

ASHLEIGH BARTY'S HAVIN' A PARTY

CHAT SHIT GET BANGED

>another literal who wins a wta slam
I’m sure she’ll fade into irrelevancy too just like Ostapenko

https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm_FPOOHDW4

reminder she quit tennis for cricket

dardy cuz

AHHH WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO SBS AUSSIE BROS

Huehuehue

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SEETHING

WHO CAN STOP THE AUSSIES

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No offense to any women in this thread, but women's sports are an absolute joke.

who /deadly/ here cunts?

youtube.com/watch?v=VDSASw4Z6co

>Lose final
>Immediately on her phone
Fucking zoomers

congratulations degenerate, the bookie will get that back soon enough

stosur made the final but lost to some meme cunt who never won anything again

classic sam

Why did that guy call her a wanker? Bit rude.

>Ash “the Yank slayer” Barty
Remember the name

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The absolute state of a 23 year old Anglo woman.

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Burger king barty

I KNEW IT I NEVER DOUBTED THE BARTY PARTY

tho I expected a harder match!

JUST

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post more abo music

youtube.com/watch?v=rt2LHE3oeks

What the FUCK were you thinking CUNT

Dude I fucking love you

Up barty!!!

She’s an original custodian of the petrol u dog

Could have been Collins the cutie holding the trophy, fuck you Farty

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AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

OI OI OI

i literally never cash out bets either, i sperged when she lost the first set after being 5-0 up

i thought she was finished

>omg based thiem XD fuck djokobot
Fuck off you faggots, we could have a great game , now we're just going to see nadal 3-0 this jobber

Fuck that annoying cunt

her arm muscles get larger with each burger consumed

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>giving a shit about $64
Kill yourselves

Who's the fat bald nonce?

Have you hacked my webcam?

Right back at you it was a honor to cheer together

we don't win because it is not real sports and nobody takes it seriously
if we cared we would wipe the floor in these sandnigger affirmative action events

beta cuck attitude to tell you the truth

>the women’s world cup is airing on telemundo
Top kek

If only Djoko and Fed didn't 0 my bankroll, I could have cheered with money too kek

*snownigger
based autocorrect

YES OUR THEME

Holy fucking based

You now remember when Chrissie Evert bowed to Osaka as if she didn’t spend most of her life in Florida

Shit anthem desu

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ITS SO FUCKING PERFECT LADS
THE YOUNG GIRL WITH A DREAM
SHE MADE IT
SHE FUCKING DID IT

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Did this final, dare I say it, lack a Serena?

I'm happy for Ash Barty

>Making the loser suck off the winner in public

Based. Was hoping someone capped this. Shall be posting it in every WTA thread from now on

TRADE FINAL

the girls speeches were wholesome

No please I can’t deal with another American media thinkpiece about Serena

This image is based

I’m glad she doesn’t have a bad attitude like this fat asshole, we would never get through the anthem with all the interruptions to debunk the lyrics

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Shes a MOTHER now dont you DARE drag her into this thread and RUIN her REPUTATION. You are a MONSTER

Welp night lads

Based

no let her retire already and post on reddit or wherever else

adorable

I have a crush on Thiem what do?

Kill Mladenovic and wear her skin

like a respectful japanese bow? lol if true

Mladenovic has a phat a$$

Join his harem

youtube.com/watch?v=pgBZs8arHq4

post feet

Yes twitter.com/mssurfer808/status/1038549847715065857

>A grill will never look at you in that way

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funniest thing i’ve seen today

hmm milkies

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>this will never be me
jdimsa

>there's a part 2
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>tfw I can just add Ashleigh barty
>tfw her profile picture allows comments

Should I send her something from /tennis/

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huh, if Thiem wins, I win the spee bracket. Do it for me, Dominic.

umm, when is Ostapenko playing?

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What’s a Serena? If you mean Serena Williams, the destroyer of all decency in tennis, I say WHAT DA FUK!

imagine bleating about equal pay when the fact that you play in a genitalia based protected league is the only reason you get paid at all

odd for a Nadal win is 1.21.
This is a total disrespect for Thiem!!!!!

Hate plebs who sing and jeer during matches

why is nadal so good on clay?

So I get a 21p profit if I bet £1? I may have to bet on sports for the first time ever for that.

yes

Fact: half of the players, who arrive to the tournament, go home right after the first day, because they lose. HALF.
Tennis is a harsh sport, isn't it?

(some fluctuations can be due to playing doubles)

Are men's tennis players underpaid? They get the same money as women, despite playing more and catching more viewers. Average top-150 world golfer make more, than an avg top-150 tennis player.

People say they're underpaid and it's a harsh sport. But, to be brutally honest, who the fuck watches challenger or futures tournaments? How can those be commercially viable?

I think many sports are kind of doomed. Football (soccer) is clearly dominating and thriving but even in England we can see that if the sport was invented today, there would not be as many professional clubs. And do zoomers with the internet care about local clubs or watching the local tennis tournament when they can watch Federer highlights on YouTube?

>But, to be brutally honest, who the fuck watches challenger or futures tournaments?
i guess some money are made on adverts and some are getting a share from bigger events, because ITF tour is a basis for bigger events

>I think many sports are kind of doomed
Which and why?
What are not, except soccer(partly due to arabic and asian markets big money influx)?

What about athletics? I feel like in Russia we are recalling it once in 4 years during OG at big scale, way more less during WCH and way way less during ECH

I like how Norway have great 1500-5000 runners, 400m runner, we have 110 hurdles guy, Turkey have(Azerbaijanii, also vlogs in Russian) good 200m runner(white). Maybe if we cared more about it, had at least bigger media involvement and facilities(russia is poor, so no), we would have more white runners

wow
AO 2016 stats

>The men spent a collective 633.83 hours on court and earned an average of $25,619 per hour each.

>The women's total court time amounted to 401.54 hours, individually receiving an average of $40,439 an hour - a 63 per cent higher hourly pay rate than the men

each dollar men made - women made 1.63 dollars
nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11641861

There was an article on buzzshit article about this. Too lazy to archive.is buzzfeed.com/joelanderson/the-talent-factory-behind-andre-agassi-and-monica-seles-has

Tfw loserbernd inspired me and I did 10 mile bike ride

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I hate cyclist so much. I hope it was one of those machines at the gym

Hantuchova played in the Women Legend Double holy shit

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_French_Open_–_Women's_Legends_Doubles

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Thiem is young and can actually recover from this in time right?

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I hope so

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He was cute even back then god dammit Germans have life on easy mode

What? His nose is huge, his face looks weird and his ears stand out.
Here we call that an "Arsch mit Ohren"

adorable

youtu.be/aejJQz-3cWk

>Arsch mit Ohren
This just tells me that a 5 in Germany is a 7 or 8 here

OSTAPENKO MORE LIKE SHITGARBO

busy day here's a TENNIS

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It's so nice to be able to watch women's tennis without the screaming and tantrums.

Magikarp. Now that’s a Pokémon I’d stick my dick in

>le comeback via playing doubles man
So what about all the heartfelt retirement messages during the AO?

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>le comeback via playing doubles man
I believe you're mistaken for this is TENNISman

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I have never cared much for women tennis but I don't think Ive ever cared so little as these days.
They feel like randomized computer generated characters.

the winter Olympics are to the Olympics what Eurodisney is to Disney.

correct

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that makes me want to die

poopi goldberg on sewerside watch

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He's a big guy

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it must be a nightmare for someone like him to buy jeans that fit

look at that ass, dayum.

It's pain to find pants that don't look ridiculous
t. Big ass

Well Costco has stretch pants which I always think is weird. It's like wearing pajamas or something but at least people think they're work pants

Life long /tennis/ poster since this morning here ama.

They currently have izod jeans that fit pretty well for $11 bucks on sale. Thanks Costco

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>Life long
>since this morning
Not sure if trolling or just stupid..

baste. the problem is a lot of their pants have unnecessary pockets like why do i need a zipper pocket by my kneecap

>spelling out the joke
ah yes, Americans

You already know the answer

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I hope Nadal has a career ending injury

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surprised he hasn't one already

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>tfw she has bigger arms than you

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Made a meme

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Would work better if the time was almost 12

Have you accepted Bernie and KyrGOAT as the saviors of men’s tennis yet?

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any video?

no for sure a 30 yo boomer cokehead spaz is a legit prospect 1000% my d00d

Heathens must burn

12nd Roland Garros for him today?

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It's time for Thiem's turn to take the title, sorry.

Nope, even the bookies know it

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Does Kayo Sports have replay of R1 women's RG aviable still? And Tsitsipas game

Who's R2's waifu?

Still holding out that thiem might win or hate money?

Hate money

>file name 'sb'
I assume that's short for 'smart bet.'

>boris is an aussie proxy
should've known

Makes him all the more dangerous. Dreading his browsing history

thiem is gonna shock the world just because serena kicked him off and all the people were bashing him for getting pissed

>/tennis/
More like /pennis/. Cos its fuckin gay sport

Where the hell have you been?

Now I want Thiem even more to win.

do you think petkovic is promiscious?

sz-magazin.sueddeutsche.de/autor/andrea-petkovic

>Cos
the 'c' isn't supposed to be capitalised, Grigor

>Petko
isn't she fucking zverev on the side

Who we got winning today then /10is/?

Thiem is gonna get destroyed today.

its gonna be straight sets huh

no

Should have postponed the match to monday not fair for thiem

Wouldn't be fair to fans though

Thiem has never won a set against Nadal at French Open

barty can slice my pussy if you know what I mean

>lezzo shit
fookin disgustin m8
alright lads whats THE BET for tonight?

THE bet is the money doubler

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fookin noice, brb taking out a loan

wait, they are actually playing the final today?
hahahahhaha,
what a fucking retarded tournament....
this is just sad

>trying to turn my last remaining 4 dollaridos into something

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Did you betfags at least make a profit from this tournament?

I hope jurgen melzer wins today. It will be hard against thiem but if he got up with the right foot I see it happening.

Why?

because thiem is going to play 4th day in a row, when nadal could have been just fapping all day

Wouldn’t be surprised if struff won tbqh

Laura Robson has no singles ranking left

desu me too
i just have a tradition of betting on sweaty draco

>Seed #1 and 2 playing in final of a WTA tournament at Bol
Has this ever happened before?

because NWL

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The tour desperately needs Serena
to beat Court's record so she can finally retire and not subject everyone to this never-ending soap opera that ruins every tournament she plays in.

>no roof
>no lights
>terrible schedule
>worse weather than fucking England
>no spectators
It's a glorified 250 at this point.

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Are you retarded?? Plenty of times

Pick one
And only one

>Can't play tennis in difficult conditions
That's where real men show up, not the sissies under their roof

This would make some sense if it wasn't for this

Thiem will win in straight sets

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Slams had always been played without roofs, in 5 sets (for the men) and no tiebreaks in the final set and nobody complained.
>anglo snowflakes with reduced attention spans start complaining and their Slams subject themselves to these childlike consumer demands

This

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The terrible thing about this fucking court is how the higher stands are almost full while the lower stands are almost empty because it's only white collars that don't give a shit about tennis. You'll never see that in Wimbledon, because VIPs boxes are on the top of the court. Just sell the lower places to tennis fans only, even at a bigger price and you'll see the stands magically fill themselves.

Yes

1 hour from now?

>highest ranked australian female player since goolagong cawley
>goolagong
That’s Hurricane and Tornado Black tier

When is Penko playing?
With all the finals in the university couldn't keep up with Roland Garros

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where my Thiem bros at?

Here we go lads
VAMOS Rafa

When start?

CUNNY

stream?

based, for me it's Rafa in 3 easy sets

Right now pal - walking out on court.

Best thing about the French Open is that it means it's not long to wait until Wimbledon

hurry domi

best thing about French Open is when it's over

I always considered myself a Nadal fan, but I wouldn't mind if he lost this one.
Thiem deserves a Roland Garros already

Thiem is cute, no homo

Soon

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LETS GO FUCKING GO AAAHHAFLJSADNF;JASNF;JAKSFNA;KJFNASFA
It'll be a bigger upset than Nadal beating Sampras

these are the best Doritos, prove me wrong

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she could fuck my ass anytime of the week

LET'S GO

miring those biceps
routine?

not yet. the first innings isn't finished yet

Does anyone have a half-decent stream?

>eating American (((food)))

What’s up, Hans?

where the fuck are the streams

I have a fully decent one, Aussies only

Does teememe have a chance, lads?

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I got a good spanish acestream

it's time

If Nadal break his legs/arms yes

imagine being an eurosport expert and getting paid for your opinion and thinking thiem can win

Can someone please be nice and give me a stream? I'm really having a difficult time finding one.

New header image for next thread
just add a dot somewhere so it won't be blocked by the server

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>neighbors is fighting again

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Not really, because he had to play yesterday. Otherwise, yes.

betting companies pay them more

>Bringing a baby to the finals
Fucking retards

Let's be real, their job is to make sure you don't change the channel.

>bringing babies to a GS final

>Bringing your toddler to a tennis match
FUCK OFF

I hate childrens so fucking much

>that screaming
shut up little fan

What idiot brought a fucking child to a tennis final

missed 5 seconds, what happened?

oblivious women, who else

That's Xisca sending a message

Nadal took part in a question and answer session with telecommunications brand Movistar and he was asked about any friendships he has among his direct rivals.

“The concept of a friend for me has a lot of meaning and is very powerful.

For me, language is a barrier to establishing a bond as strong as a friendship, for example, with Roger Federer.

“We have that, the rivalry and that our habits of life are very different.

“I would say that I do not have friends, but very good companions.”

a little fan couldn't handle their excitement
also people in the crowd trying to be stand up comedians
parisian crowds are the worst on this planet

federer

it's good that she has children, but a gs final isn't the place to bring it to

:(

im watching it on jokerstream but its well behind the score again

just cracked open a tiny mates

>not exposing your baby with the quiescent aura of champions to create the ultimate servebot

VAMOS NADAL
PUTO MADRIDISTA DE MIERDA

based realist

such is the life of a person who cant relate to anyone
Thank god I'm not a celebrity

/video-180059131_456239298
at vk.com

Post proof

Why are Aussies so based?

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In either 2009 or 2010 at the Aus Open I went into a burger match, think it was Isner, and his serve went straight into the crowd and down my direction so I reached out to catch it quickly but it grazed my pinky and it stung for a bit. Got a bit of the Jizzner within now

GET
COUNTERED
COUNTER-DROPSHOTED

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based nadal

*unzips pants*

Good start for Thiem tbqh

this one has frogistani announcers. for some reason their english stream is fugged.

tennis-stream.net/live/roland-garros-live-stream-uk/channel-1/

nadal is based as fuck

a female "journalist" asked him what does he think about the salary disparity between men and women in tennis, and he basically answered "I don't know why it's like this in tennis or golf or football, but I know that no one talks about the disparity between men and women models, so let's be honest here"

youtube.com/watch?v=vbT7gJoEyRc

>these grunts
you guys noticed when djokovic is about to lose he screams a lot? check the last set from thiem vs djokovic and you'll see what I mean

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Is Xisca there?

Thiem is unironically gonna win this

Yes, he's the only uncucked top pro.

who wins more money, men or female models?

actually, there is a good quality here

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He's not wrong
Especially ballsy in a super-feminist country such as spain

female

nice

do you know a single male models name?

Kek’d

ok this is based!!!

Theme you fucking monster

This is already better than Fedal AND Thiemovic

damn this last rally!!!!!!!!!

Is the hat included if you get a ticket?

Based Roidal

>Three points given to thiem
kek

games between these two are always great

why is nadal so kawaii?

>Three digits given to (you)
Nice

Fuck off Thiem

Insane

Thiem is a defensive monster!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop being gay, gabe

>nadal saca el puño

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Thiem is just tiring himself out, he has played 4 days in a row and is forcing himself in to long rallies, which statistically he doesn't win against Nadal anyway

why did rafa hit the net like 3 or 4 time in 3 games

Why does Theme remind me so much of pic related because of his grunts?

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mfw kyrGOAT doesn't reply to my social media DMs

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>pepeposter worships kyrshit
shit writes itself

any stream lads?

how much does it cost a rg ticket for the final?

>Thiem unironically holding up better on serve
W e w

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more than 10 bucks

These fucking RG nets man. They're too tight.

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mylivesport.ru

/sport_stream/802044/#

Nagoat has the worst serve from all the big 4(3)

>Thiem tired because of Djokovic and FO organiser faggotry
>Nadal two days to rest
I fucking hate the FO and I hope its organisers get ass cancer. They could've at least given us a fair match.

IMMER WIEDER IMMER WIEDER

ÖSTERREICH

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This is probably the worst RG in sometime schedule-wise.

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>ballboy crying
stop it rafa

Should he simply stop playing?
Stupid bong...
I'm sure he'd finish rallies earlier if he knew how to.

thanks m9

Wait what happened there? Or is it just that the kid's feeling the pressure?

REICH?

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R A L L Y

wow

Thiem is BASED

THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM

That Serena bullshit must have really pissed him off.

he's just happy to be there, m8

so fucking good

Absolutely kino

TEAM

THIEM
>THIEM
THIEM
>THIEM
THIEM
>THIEM
THIEM
>THIEM

l-lads

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THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM

Holy fucking BASED

THIEM
NOT A MEME

Impressive...

thiem could smash my dick if you know what I mean

Good fucking lord Thiem hits that ball so fucking hard, just look how he takes his time to hit that ball

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Holy shit he's actually got a shot at this

Casual here. Does the Austrian have a chance against Rafa on clay?

BASED THIEM

THIEM IS 10

The biggest rock show ever played.

>falling for nadal's long con
the state of you people

Thiem is known as the prince of clay, so yes I'd say he has a solid chance.

NYEEEEEH
AH-UUUUUURRGH

yes

Now this is tennis

Agreed. Moreso, they should have forced Djokovic to come back and finish the match on Saturday. Other matches continued, it's bullshit they let him dictate their decision.

HYWAUHHHHHH

EUHHHHHHHHHHH

HWAEUHHHH

EUHHHHHHHHHH

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>nadal telling teh server to wait

aaaaaaaah don't choke

n-no u

MEEM
E
E
M

aw fuck alteady

M E N T A L
I
D
G
E
T

He doesn't don't fall for it.
Already bottled his service

>AAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAA
>UHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
prove me wrong

EEEEEEUUUUUUGH

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THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM THIEM TH-----

no. hes a mental midget. he has the strokes to beat nadal but not the head

>super slow motion on replay
nice

new

HWAA-EUHHHHHHH
EEUHHHHHHHHHH
HWAA-EUHHHHHHH

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>TEAM

literally how do tennis players put up with listening to themselves and their opponents make those ridiculous sounds for hours on end. you'd think it would drive one totally potty.

URRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

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>Thiem is just tiring himself out, he has played 4 days in a row and is forcing himself in to long rallies, which statistically he doesn't win against Nadal anyway
It's clay, and Nadal is very fast. Two fast players on clay basically turns into a battle of who will hit the first error, or simply fatigue and stop running at the end of a long rally.

Migrate

Nadal knows whats good. Future Presi of RM

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Nacho Vidal

mmmmm, no
that's an actor, director, producer, writer, and camera operator. not a model

come on tiem make the guy sweat for the trophy