/cric/ket World Cup 2019

England vs Bangladesh #2

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sebbo cat is absolutely loving the cricket

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Secret methodology tipping 370

felix is fucking based

a full strength vikram Singh

love that

a full strength my uncircumcised 7 inch British cock

*slaps it away for a single*

>uncircumcised
yikes, cringe, grim, dire

worst /cric/ post of the year

Jayyyyson

Jason Roy is a deano

ROOT GONE
FUCK OFF

C R I C
K I N O

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Shit innings. Drop the twink cunt

UR FUCKING SHIT

England can cut loose now that the wet fish is gone

so close

yeah, stick to test cricket, virgin

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lmao

I'm circumcised and it's rubbish. Wouldn't wish it on anyone
>hurr chop the end of your cock off because showering is hard

>the seething underwater hellhole of bangladesh

Universe Jos

Question for 1 million
Recall and retell a single moment of brainletbash over the last two years
Pro tip you can’t because it all looks the same and it’s an objectively shitty format

>Bungledesh

YIKES

Grim

OH MY

Inauspicious start from dross puttler the world's biggest fraud

short hitting a big one

stop crying, root

Roy’s catch in the Bangladesh league

hello asif

bangladesh in charge of making up the numbers

More like jos BUTTler amirite

>Recall and retell a single moment of brainletbash over the last two years
honestly the last thing I remember is Shitriques choking and ruining Brett Lee's last match in his career

Buttler completing the 5-0 against aus batting with numbers 10 and 11
Rashid taking 4 in5 to btfo windies
Tom currans 5 for in aus

>around 32 percent of Australian men under 30 are circumcised

Australians are just desert yanks aren't they

Don’t recall that one sorry. Must have been too engrossed in the Pakistan in West Indies test series that was occurring at the same time

Surely you mean moeen

how did we nearly lose to Bangladesh. are we that shit

>Buttler completing the 5-0 against aus batting with numbers 10 and 11
>Tom currans 5 for in aus

have no recollection of either of these happening

Bash Brothers something something

Grim. Literally just cries out irrelevancy

where did you read this?
it simply CAN'T be true

Roots innings looks so pathetic compared to the rest of the scorecard

I don't think it's anywhere near as good as tests. I just don't think it's as bad as you think

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>Roots looks so pathetic
homophobe detected

England vs Australia on Australia Day. England were 8/5 LMAO.

Because he is pathetic. A pathetic player, captain, man

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zachy you can't deny that this was memorable
as was eng slipping to 20-6 at lord's

The Amir Show in Champions Trophy Final

REMEMBER THE NAME t20 final over

Nah odi cricket is proper grim. This is the only chance we get though to witness some kind of finalisation of cricket as things currently stand. Would not be sighted dead watching a bilateral ODI series though

>estimated
there's no way it's that high, at least not in victoria

was going up comment on that funny gif, but saw it was a sebbo post, so didn't. anyone else do this?

you seem to know a lot about the local penis population lad

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Horrifying
I think seppo's get their foreskins nicked twice as often as that tho
I'd be mad as shit if someone took that from me

He's the Victoria penis inspector

bairstow and warner getting centuries and hugging

so, to get a snapshot, of the hundreds of cocks you've seen, what portion would you say were circumsized?

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Amir induced an edge from kohli in the final only to have one of their numerous sausage fingered fielders spill the chance, only to have him caught at square leg the very next ball

cricket only realises itself in first class form. You can’t bat once and win a game of cricket

based sarfaraz

Zachy will deny all those memorable moments because he is a filthy casual

That was quite nice actually but not odi

6-6-6

666666

>You can’t bat once and win a game of cricket

t. didn't watch a single match involving Australia circa 1995-2007

>innings victories don't count

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For me, its Pepsi Maximums

A few nice strikes there

It's raining

Raining WALLOPS

:)

Is England back lads?

Yeah? Explain wins by an innings then

roy monged it

GOTTEM

Except that last one

shouldn't have gone for the fourth six

back would imply they've ever been good at this format

this is more like a breakout tournament for them

What a dumb cunt. You could see that coming yesterday it was so obvious

3 to be precise

predicting england all out for under 300 and a measured but ultimately successful bangladeshi chase

Brainlet shot desu. 15 overs left, score still not unassailable. Will this Britisher arrogance be their undoing?

Ever heard of the phrase ‘pinch of salt’ , yeah we’ll acknowledge it you absolute virgins

you're retarded.

At least he had a slog

thought he meant t20s

Not one of recedey b's better moments

BASED ROY

know more about test cricket than YOU you absolute brainlet

yeah, it's a cooking term

You keep saying that. I'm not sure I've seen the evidence

I think this will be a close chase lads

would like the seething kiwi to fuck off thanks

Dear Zachy Rhys is SEETHING again lmao

>never around when there is a test on
>and when it's on, you're blogging about your mundane life from a bulgarian shithole
Neck yourself

Anything under 340 and england should just forfeit and get their bowlers some rest

ooooooooooooohhh

Yeah well certain man ITT subscribe to a confirmation bias- I.e you

>the virgin howzat
>the chad HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fucking Roy

This is a pathetic capitulation. I actually feel a bit nauseous

what the fuck are you talking about you kiwi nonce brown noser, i post here all year round and have a particular interest in test cricket from across the globe

Please make the post.

>sky sports calling n.ireland "ireland"

Buttler gets going

I miss Warney turning to the umpire and bellowing as if he was personally aggrieved the batsman hadn't walked at a dodgy LBW call

Cricket

Odds are in lads

Me having over 1.5 wanks today 2.10

Me having under 1.5 wanks 1.85

HUGE

>the saving-self-for-marriage silent look at umpire as a passive form of appeal due to shyness
get on my level

>we'll have a bowl, thanks

So many certainly man ITT confirmation biases in this thread right now, if only certain men ITT could think for themselves

Would you consider take orders from an Indian betting syndicate? Spotwanking is frowned upon, but not actually illegal

>i post here all year round and have a particular interest in test cricket from across the globe

>the super chad running off and celebrating without even appealing

>he didn't factor Buttler sixes into his odds
Those over odds look good

12 more overs of Buttler will be ugly for Bangladesh

>i blog here all year round
FTFY

>the Chad slumping to your knees, rolling your eyes back and muttering at the sky

Business pitch: set rings all around the oval and give extra runs if the sixes go though any of them

>getting injured while slogging

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stuart broad

placing a cheeky 20 on over 1.5

Certain man ITT needs to fuck off to bed as it’s well past midnight and you’re a literal nonce and the thought of the crimes you might commit while awake is giving me anxiety

Send that to the ECB and they'll probably go for it mate.

Would be good for the hundred desu since it already has that bastardised circus element

get off strike Morgan ffs

*takes a single from the last ball*

Or even better, off the pitch and out of the team

certain man ITT has never even watched a full Mohammad asif over

WALLOP

Might bet on over 400 runs

Finally a real match about to start

Certain man ITT needs to learn how not to dox himself on Yea Forums lmao

Was funny when the umpire got knocked over and banged his head

tried to stay awake
can't
enjoy the game m8

Good times

the cazzie king

Fuck lads imagine being me

>broad shoulered
>Englishman
>had sex with over twenty different girls
>prime influencer on /cric/
>unparalleled recollection of mo asif’s test match dismissals

Sixes everywhere.

It will be a boring walk lad, enjoy your sleep

got a pet on osrs tonight lads

I imagined walking around England surrounded by 6/10s when i read this.

>imagine reaching this hard for (you)'s because nobody replied to your last 3 posts. if you don't like one day cricket, fuck off

Would be an improvement

oof

>Vondroušová
literally whom

Optimistic post

nice which one

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Baldy locks on sweating with red meat induced rage watch
Thanks for the (you) btw ‘’’prop build’’ man

>posts government ID on Yea Forums

NZ getting btfo lol

alchy locks admits to having a ‘rugby prop’ build

not me

going to run out of balls

gratz, don't recognise it though, an update?

came out a couple of years ago now

Afghan twelve of the first over

>Run Rate: 7.10
fucking hell, England

so tempted to post a pic of my flaccid cock
Just think it would be well bants

nz on early humiliation watch

>came out a couple of years ago now
did your parents freak out?

>not sending the other team to fish the ball out even though they probably cant swim
not my cricket

Three
Hundred
100 x 3

At the gym lads

damn, kiwi's getting dabbed on

my mum actually hates fags so yeah kinda

You could see that was not out in real time
do umpires not even try any more with runouts

New

seems like it yeah

>le 2nd place playoff match

Dragons Den Pitch:

A new position is created, the gopher. He is allowed to begin play a day before the first ball is bowled. He is allowed a standardized shovel and dynamite stash. He can only be underground at all times but he can dig tunnels before the actual game begins. He then can set trap doors to open and get surprise catches

would love a bit of bongo right now lads ngl

A trap door would be fairly visible on a cricket field
Can't see it catching many out

need to be absolutely scooping pure bongo into my nose like a true Englishman

I could see this catching on in Afghanistan

So the dynamite is only available for tunnel building?
Seems like a waste

based

Revolutionary stuff

Ama

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My soul cries out for a /cric/ bongo sesh

A cricket game should only consist of 11 balls. This would not only allow every player to engage in the game, but also be a proponent of equality among men.

How's the weather?

do u have a big willy

C O M F Y

What you sipping on?

gin and juice

>English captain
>is actually Irish
why is this allowed

if you bowl a non ball you should have to bowl the rest of the over with a tennisy

got some Strawberry Ribena lads

/hoc/ rules
/cric/ drools

he almost broke the tv lads. Would he had to pay for it?

bangladesh's highest ever score in an odi innings is 330. how do you even find the motivation to come out to bat here

Absolutely terrible odds you'll be getting a winding up order in a matter of days

We are all moving to the NZ game after this inning ends and staying there, right?

Records are there to be broken

>dross bottler

/cric/ rules
/hoc/ drools

so true

Would be pretty fun watching poopeeland getting btfo by a warzone

Stokes the ginger

Actually great, but it was hailing with thunder here yesterday

Haven’t seen enough willies to know it’s relative size desu

Cider, it’s somerset’s gimmick so it’s everywhere

>josh buttler
>ian morgan
>ben strokes

this curry commentator is literally the worst i've ever heard.

big
if true

reckon poongladesh won't even get within 150 of the score

spoiler alert: thats already happening

new zealand in trouble here

A full strength my dick plowing your dad’s arse and hearing him submissively mumbling myname inbetween his husky nasalisations

Why is everyone talking to themselves

why aren't you

/pussy/ grools

Less than 370 on the cards

BASED
Youre the lifeblood of cricket mate

Manjrekar?

how did josh bruttler get out? I missed it

>Geoffrey Archer

just swing for it stokes ey

who runs the @4chancricket account?

Athar Ali Khan

NEED somebody itt to draw the virgin /hoc/ and the chad /cric/.

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not necessary redpilled per se but pretty based nonetheless

>Jason guiseppe

>170 downvotes

seething brownies love the bbc page

This meme has been badly bastardised from its original purpose

Thank you, unlike noncey b who isn’t going to a single match and doesn’t even support his county

>michael clock

gf just spent 80 quid on a purse

>narrowly get away
>proceeds to hit it in the air again right away

waey

it's woakes and stokes, folks

>Englel collapsing to Bongs
So typical. Weakmind, no ruthlessness

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You don't have to go full retard just because you've finally got a respectable score boys

that is cheap

Less than 360 on the cards now lads

>340/4 and 46th over

user, please

Ben stokes

stwoakes in effect

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Brainless batting. 380 was on and now they will barely scrape 355

She’s unironically going to find a tanned,’well oiled Bulgarian man in Clapham and leave you forever, absolUte state of you life

what a disgrace this is. should be ashamed of themselves

Got a ticket for the final lads

Bangladesh well in this and will be putting a wager one in between innings. This is such a brain damaged effort

lmao england crawling to 350 when they should've been pushing 380

OH MY

no you dont

>6 (7)
>all rounder
Pick one

afghans smashing NZ all over the park lol

This is a desperate display
embarrassed by proxy to be watching this nonsense

>As normal
It was never meant to be normal, but to be glorified. Secondly, Chad was an exaggeration of the character of the virgin, showing that the difference itself between the two supposed antithetical subject is rather actually non-existent.

sheepshaggers getting jihaded lol

poo peeland getting decimated

a full strength england

I think this will fuck their confidence for the rest of the tournament. They were so close to something impressive and fucked it up so badly. I expect Bongs to wrap this up shortly in the chase

yep bangladesh to knock these off inside 25 overs. england are shot

>you now remember poo peeland

It stopped being funny once it moved beyond /fit/.

NZ struggled to 200 against this

nasser is so miserable

Bring out our secret weapon, Batdeep Singh

380 back on the cards lads

a full strength Matthew hoggard with the new ball
A full strength Andrew flintoff with the old ball

so close to taking that little indian kid out

This aged well

imagine being a poo peelander and waking up to see you lost to afghanistan

kek

Moron behind me is just watching the England game on his phone full volume and not paying any attention to this one

Keeps making inane comments too

afghani's are pretty based desu

I think our course of action should be about starting to get wickets

a full strength Kemar roach at Sabina Park

tell him spee sports think he's a bellend

Afghans are scoring at sixes yes, but taunton is an absolute postage stamp
What I will say is it has been a very good pitch for spin

Is Chris Woakes related to Ben Stokes?

Jokes on you, I stayed up to watch us lose to Afghanistan

please invite me to hdbits

based

this. par score at taunton is 100 off the first 10.

a full strength amir at edgbaston

drunk oap going for the one handed no look catch

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would let paul collingwood nurdle my anus

>put on stream
>first ball I watch Afg wicket falls

hmmmmmm

(Cicket) TERRORISM HAS HAD ITS DAY

Thank you for your service

>386
Not good enough. Could easily have been 450+

Godly batting

386-6 the final score
plunkett finishes 29(10)


Bangladesh to win by 6 wickets in the 41st over

unbelievable from these two

Get outta here goatfucker

What happens to Pakistan then?
The game got called off do they just take a draw?

>2nd ball I watch, another wicket falls

Should I turn off the stream to give Afg a fighting chance lads?

based, kino celebration too. Salman bjtthead literally deprived the world of a left armed Malcolm Marshall

Both teams lose and captains banned for not delivering a single over

SANDYCIDE

>do they just take a draw
no result. both teams get 1 point each

a full strength cheese and dorito sandwich

wtf nz v afg isn't even on the telly

If Pakistan really wanted it they would have just bowled in the rain but the dedication was severely lacking

Like seriously

Come on dude

socolive.xyz/afghanistan-vs-new-zealand-live-stream.html

Seems a bit unfair when they're all in a league system where only the top 4 go through

>poorfag posts on /cric/
Why is this allowed?

Anyone who puts crisps in sandwiches should be executed

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Life isn't fair

>cricket 19 is not available on US Amazon

This is bad.

Worth the 1h 42m ?

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Will Hashmatullah score a century

Fair enough
especially if was possible

>England post their highest ever World Cup total; first team to score seven consecutive totals of 300-plus

disgusting beard lad

>3rd wicket falls, afg hasn't scored a single run since I started watching

I turned off the stream lads.

Looking good m8

literally nobody in the English bowling line up is capable of cracking the batting behemoth that is the Bangladeshi middle order

>get seven 300+ in a row
>still lost to Pookistan
England are fucking dire.

Australia
New Zealand
West Indies
India

There.

you've got pubes on your face

This tbqfh

Cmon mate give us another one

Think beards are really fucking gay to be quite honest chaps

Did nobody tell you about the rule change for this World Cup?
Any team that doesn't take the field is automatically disqualified and any results against them are removed.
Pretty sure that puts England top now.

Based

reminder that bumble isn't commentating this world cup so that we can get some shitty women diversity hires instead

Is it racist by pakeha fielders to take POC wickets?

Thanks

Not really beard looks shit

whats that thing behind you m8?

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England would've posted 420+ without Poot

Daniel is literally a nu-male
Has a beard and browses reddit, also unironically rates Mitchell starc and ashwin

want to take a nap, but I've got to put some food in the oven soon

E N G E R L A N D

UNIT

post moar tits please

I also have regular sex and don’t live in a third world country

dios mio.. la calamidad de cardiff

>sleeping in the middle of the day
are you a fucking greaseball m8?

Yea we don't need your life story

looking good mate

post more brit bro, need a better angle

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>Scotland
>not 3rd world
Yeah nice one mate.’idiot

Oi guitarlad you here m8?

>4th wicket falls since I started watching. Only runs Afg scored is a 4 when I turned off the stream for one ball.

I'm not making this up.

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I work long hours during the week so I like a snooze at the weekend.

banglas are 20/1 to win
worth a couple of quid I think

Enjoy not being in the eu x

lol no

>some people ITT actually, LITERALLY, thought we were in trouble against Afghanistan

What will be the effects on /cric/ of the upcoming dimensional merge?

afghanistan on embarrassing poolapse watch

Say what you will about the Afghans, they make a great biscuit

great odds That

Daniel btw the dark third are quite shit

you would have been if hadn't tuned in

yes it is

yeh kaitlyn is cute

dont do it lad
waste of money

No one cares about your boomer yarns smitty

reckon we should let root bowl 10 overs, nothing to lose here

seething ginger glovelet will have came in his pants when he heard buttler wasn't fit to keep

Who should I bet on in the Aus vs India game

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Holy lads just looked at the England score, absolutely brutal

lads I reckon it's coming home

yikes

thats not cricket 19 surely?

big brained innings from shahidi here

CAM ON BANGLAS

SCORE SOME FACKIN RUNS

think that's Ashes Cricket 17. notorious AI
I've seen another clip where the the batsman played a safety to his feet and started running and a fielder just stood over the ball not doing anything and none of the other fielders could pick it up so the batsman just ran all the runs needed to win

>that little girl dead bored and SEETHING
guess who's going to hate cricket when theyre older haha

>7 (32)

GONE
FUCK OFF

nice pitch lol

That is Ashes Cricket 13, that was only released on Steam for a few hours before being pulled.

Ashes Cricket 17 and Cricket 19 were made by different devs.

ah ok

what a ripper lads
Actually went for six off the stump

Ashes Cricket 13. Cricket's finest hour in the world of video gaming.

At least Afg is learning to play defensively now.

>RR of 8
>in the 5th over
reckon bangers might make this

>run rate 2.0

think we've won this one lads

lad...

Legs are the thinking man's fetish.

>rain interrupts another play

England is the worst place to host a World Cup this time of the year.

keen for a no result despite dominating these minnow shits

No

Just checked the weather for Taunton and it says 0% chance of precipitation

Ffs New Zealand's easiest game getting rained out.

Business idea: Rain cricket

covers are coming off

wonder when alchemy spooks will be done brown nosing pozzies

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HOLY FUCKING BASED
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT ESTONIA

probably not in my lifetime, and yours neither

a full strength estonia

please watch our sport

perfect length in Plovdiv

i want to lick zainab's asshole

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Business Idea: Underwater Cricket

im in

looks like my cousin ...beautiful/10

dam she is pretty

business idea: ice cricket

lmao who the FUCK is this commentator

ohh dear lover uncle...u ur very gd boy

cricket playing nations are ice skating virgins

Business Idea: Dance Cricket

weather from monday-thursday looks grim

tf you on about Nige?

are you the same indian that said he was addicted to fapping and has to leave the room when his cousin comes in? if she looks like that i can understand

>unironically using the word unironically
yikes

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BASED
Don’t care
England is shit
Cricket is shit
We should all be dead
Simple as

Test Cricket > All other forms of cricket

dont agree with this post lads

s o. True

Bangladesh may need to up the run rate a bit if they want to have any hope of chasing this total

a full strength Bangladesh

Not the Midlands

key for bangladesh here is to score runs at a higher rate without losing wickets.
conversely, for england they will want to restrict banglagesh's scoring and try get some wickets.

The panthers right?

grim gimmick

Brainy posts

one of the oldest gimmicks desu

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Yes, Jofra archer is English alright and definitely not from Barbados

The win predictor says Bangladesh only have a 1% chance of winning but you just never know in cricket

it's been an absolute nail-biter so far

Jofra archer is an Englishman

england could bowl 100 no balls and bangladesh could comfortably win this

>386/6

KEK. Nonceibul BTFO

Met loads of jofras bopping around in West Sussex,’it’s deifnitely an English name

prawn flavoured ramen with bbq sauce
and a pint of powerade for lunch for me imo

>rain

Things wrong with the NZ 'hot dog'

1. The batter used is corn. This is ridiculous, it should be flour with some added beer

2. Regardless of whether is it battered or not, it still needs a roll. Putting it on a stick is not eco friendly, think how many trees are dead because of this

3. The ketchup to sausage ratio is a joke. You're going to get one bite with far too much sauce followed by a bland middle and end. The ketchup should be evenly spread (easier to do in a bun)

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Based baldy locks

GONE. GO ON. FUCK OFF.

>Blunderdesh

kek

HA HA
UR SHIT

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Looks delicious

GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF
GET THE FUCK OFF THE WICKET YOU NONCE WORSHIPPER

Cannot think of anything more grim than a wooden panel fence in a garden just reeks of Deano

>Ajay Kumar Gour: "At the risk of being criticized and without having any doubt to Archer's talent, he's yet to be tested under pressure and by the hitters like Warner, Gayle, Dekock, Rohit etc who fancy pace in the bowling. Promising start but he's winning the tournament seems tad far fetched."

FRAUDcher exposed

>Tameme

>tamim shitball

So true

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>De Penis
Did Ajay forget what the opening match of the tournament was?

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Jofra archer has plated in the ipl I don't think he's going to be flustered by quinton the fucking penis

>Ajay

Imagine rating current Warner

I am literally more English than jofra archer even though my dad is welsh and my mum is swiss German

No one cares where you are from

aslong as you are white

Astounding victory on Her Majesty's birthday. Tomorrow we will win the Gran Prix of Canada and all is well!

never thought i'd see an american say that

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bitchell fart btfo

jofra is not an English name, pietersen I could completely forgive but this is one step to far. Jofra archer is Barbadian through and throUgh

Mutty B

Tipping Shartcher to have roughly the same length career as Chris Jordan

>Y*nk in the crowd

Rihanna should date a barbadian cricketer to make cricket more popular.

Based, it’s why I’m relatively good looking , both my parents are ugly as fuck but race mixing is based so here I am looking good

>still 300 runs required

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this is like a test match

they're certainly batting like it is

made a pajeet rage quit in casual real cricket 2019 because ive been playing it since 2014

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A 2008 mon asif

master of faggotry

a 2009 Matthew hoggard

A 2011 Ben hilfenhaus

A 1998 heath streak

could be a 2nd innings runs chase

A 2022 Jhye Richardson

OH MY

owhh get under it

Rove Live

POOLAPSE

2013/14 ashes were the peak of human civilisation, simple

so true. it was the peak of /cric/ too. if i recall correctly we even managed to hit 100 threads by the end of the series.

just bowled straffo through the gate with a zeesra lads

Just a shame it will forever have the stain of cheating hanging over the result due to the presence of those two

Deanos dvd collection:

Django unchained
The ashes 2005 with full mark Nicholas commentary
Kasabian live in Plovdiv 2009

Agar's 10th wicket partnership with >hughes was close to being to GOAT comeback

hughesy let it go to his head

Unironically have the Ashes 2005 dvd boxset

always thought it was strange how mark nichols never worked on british tv again after that ashes

just looked the scorecard and it appears I've completely mis-remembered the test. Knew we lost by 14 runs but thought agar's innings was in the 2nd innings.

fucking based
best ashes series ever

Mark Nicholas on fleeing Operation Yewtree watch

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wait what? i thought it was too
in fact im near certain it was

youtube.com/watch?v=_lQxhcO_H94

UMPED
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ummm... you know u lost?

t. deano

Faf and the sri lankan captain did the same shit Steve just got 20 years worth of shit put on him because there was finally something concrete. Because Bancroft and Warner are both 80 iq and thought it was a good idea.
so?