England vs Bangladesh #2
/cric/ket World Cup 2019
sebbo cat is absolutely loving the cricket
Secret methodology tipping 370
felix is fucking based
a full strength vikram Singh
love that
a full strength my uncircumcised 7 inch British cock
*slaps it away for a single*
>uncircumcised
yikes, cringe, grim, dire
worst /cric/ post of the year
Jayyyyson
Jason Roy is a deano
ROOT GONE
FUCK OFF
C R I C
K I N O
Shit innings. Drop the twink cunt
UR FUCKING SHIT
England can cut loose now that the wet fish is gone
so close
yeah, stick to test cricket, virgin
Collapse
lmao
I'm circumcised and it's rubbish. Wouldn't wish it on anyone
>hurr chop the end of your cock off because showering is hard
>the seething underwater hellhole of bangladesh
Universe Jos
Question for 1 million
Recall and retell a single moment of brainletbash over the last two years
Pro tip you can’t because it all looks the same and it’s an objectively shitty format
>Bungledesh
YIKES
Grim
OH MY
Inauspicious start from dross puttler the world's biggest fraud
short hitting a big one
stop crying, root
Roy’s catch in the Bangladesh league
hello asif
bangladesh in charge of making up the numbers
More like jos BUTTler amirite
>Recall and retell a single moment of brainletbash over the last two years
honestly the last thing I remember is Shitriques choking and ruining Brett Lee's last match in his career
Buttler completing the 5-0 against aus batting with numbers 10 and 11
Rashid taking 4 in5 to btfo windies
Tom currans 5 for in aus
>around 32 percent of Australian men under 30 are circumcised
Australians are just desert yanks aren't they
Don’t recall that one sorry. Must have been too engrossed in the Pakistan in West Indies test series that was occurring at the same time
Surely you mean moeen
how did we nearly lose to Bangladesh. are we that shit
>Buttler completing the 5-0 against aus batting with numbers 10 and 11
>Tom currans 5 for in aus
have no recollection of either of these happening
Bash Brothers something something
Grim. Literally just cries out irrelevancy
where did you read this?
it simply CAN'T be true
Roots innings looks so pathetic compared to the rest of the scorecard
I don't think it's anywhere near as good as tests. I just don't think it's as bad as you think
>Roots looks so pathetic
homophobe detected
England vs Australia on Australia Day. England were 8/5 LMAO.
Because he is pathetic. A pathetic player, captain, man
zachy you can't deny that this was memorable
as was eng slipping to 20-6 at lord's
The Amir Show in Champions Trophy Final
REMEMBER THE NAME t20 final over
Nah odi cricket is proper grim. This is the only chance we get though to witness some kind of finalisation of cricket as things currently stand. Would not be sighted dead watching a bilateral ODI series though
>estimated
there's no way it's that high, at least not in victoria
was going up comment on that funny gif, but saw it was a sebbo post, so didn't. anyone else do this?
you seem to know a lot about the local penis population lad
Horrifying
I think seppo's get their foreskins nicked twice as often as that tho
I'd be mad as shit if someone took that from me
He's the Victoria penis inspector
bairstow and warner getting centuries and hugging
so, to get a snapshot, of the hundreds of cocks you've seen, what portion would you say were circumsized?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Amir induced an edge from kohli in the final only to have one of their numerous sausage fingered fielders spill the chance, only to have him caught at square leg the very next ball
cricket only realises itself in first class form. You can’t bat once and win a game of cricket
based sarfaraz
Zachy will deny all those memorable moments because he is a filthy casual
That was quite nice actually but not odi
6-6-6
666666
>You can’t bat once and win a game of cricket
t. didn't watch a single match involving Australia circa 1995-2007
>innings victories don't count
For me, its Pepsi Maximums
A few nice strikes there
It's raining
Raining WALLOPS
:)
Is England back lads?
Yeah? Explain wins by an innings then
roy monged it
GOTTEM
Except that last one
shouldn't have gone for the fourth six
back would imply they've ever been good at this format
this is more like a breakout tournament for them
What a dumb cunt. You could see that coming yesterday it was so obvious
3 to be precise
predicting england all out for under 300 and a measured but ultimately successful bangladeshi chase
Brainlet shot desu. 15 overs left, score still not unassailable. Will this Britisher arrogance be their undoing?
Ever heard of the phrase ‘pinch of salt’ , yeah we’ll acknowledge it you absolute virgins
you're retarded.
At least he had a slog
thought he meant t20s
Not one of recedey b's better moments
BASED ROY
know more about test cricket than YOU you absolute brainlet
yeah, it's a cooking term
You keep saying that. I'm not sure I've seen the evidence
I think this will be a close chase lads
would like the seething kiwi to fuck off thanks
Dear Zachy Rhys is SEETHING again lmao
>never around when there is a test on
>and when it's on, you're blogging about your mundane life from a bulgarian shithole
Neck yourself
Anything under 340 and england should just forfeit and get their bowlers some rest
ooooooooooooohhh
Yeah well certain man ITT subscribe to a confirmation bias- I.e you
>the virgin howzat
>the chad HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
fucking Roy
This is a pathetic capitulation. I actually feel a bit nauseous
what the fuck are you talking about you kiwi nonce brown noser, i post here all year round and have a particular interest in test cricket from across the globe
Please make the post.
>sky sports calling n.ireland "ireland"
Buttler gets going
I miss Warney turning to the umpire and bellowing as if he was personally aggrieved the batsman hadn't walked at a dodgy LBW call
Cricket
Odds are in lads
Me having over 1.5 wanks today 2.10
Me having under 1.5 wanks 1.85
HUGE
>the saving-self-for-marriage silent look at umpire as a passive form of appeal due to shyness
get on my level
>we'll have a bowl, thanks
So many certainly man ITT confirmation biases in this thread right now, if only certain men ITT could think for themselves
Would you consider take orders from an Indian betting syndicate? Spotwanking is frowned upon, but not actually illegal
>i post here all year round and have a particular interest in test cricket from across the globe
>the super chad running off and celebrating without even appealing
>he didn't factor Buttler sixes into his odds
Those over odds look good
12 more overs of Buttler will be ugly for Bangladesh
>i blog here all year round
FTFY
>the Chad slumping to your knees, rolling your eyes back and muttering at the sky
Business pitch: set rings all around the oval and give extra runs if the sixes go though any of them
>getting injured while slogging
stuart broad
placing a cheeky 20 on over 1.5
Certain man ITT needs to fuck off to bed as it’s well past midnight and you’re a literal nonce and the thought of the crimes you might commit while awake is giving me anxiety
Send that to the ECB and they'll probably go for it mate.
Would be good for the hundred desu since it already has that bastardised circus element
get off strike Morgan ffs
*takes a single from the last ball*
Or even better, off the pitch and out of the team
certain man ITT has never even watched a full Mohammad asif over
WALLOP
Might bet on over 400 runs
Finally a real match about to start
Certain man ITT needs to learn how not to dox himself on Yea Forums lmao
Was funny when the umpire got knocked over and banged his head
tried to stay awake
can't
enjoy the game m8
Good times
the cazzie king
Fuck lads imagine being me
>broad shoulered
>Englishman
>had sex with over twenty different girls
>prime influencer on /cric/
>unparalleled recollection of mo asif’s test match dismissals
Sixes everywhere.
It will be a boring walk lad, enjoy your sleep
got a pet on osrs tonight lads
I imagined walking around England surrounded by 6/10s when i read this.
>imagine reaching this hard for (you)'s because nobody replied to your last 3 posts. if you don't like one day cricket, fuck off
Would be an improvement
oof
>Vondroušová
literally whom
Optimistic post
nice which one
Baldy locks on sweating with red meat induced rage watch
Thanks for the (you) btw ‘’’prop build’’ man
>posts government ID on Yea Forums
NZ getting btfo lol
alchy locks admits to having a ‘rugby prop’ build
not me
going to run out of balls
gratz, don't recognise it though, an update?
came out a couple of years ago now
Afghan twelve of the first over
>Run Rate: 7.10
fucking hell, England
so tempted to post a pic of my flaccid cock
Just think it would be well bants
nz on early humiliation watch
>came out a couple of years ago now
did your parents freak out?
>not sending the other team to fish the ball out even though they probably cant swim
not my cricket
Three
Hundred
100 x 3
At the gym lads
damn, kiwi's getting dabbed on
my mum actually hates fags so yeah kinda
You could see that was not out in real time
do umpires not even try any more with runouts
New
seems like it yeah
>le 2nd place playoff match
Dragons Den Pitch:
A new position is created, the gopher. He is allowed to begin play a day before the first ball is bowled. He is allowed a standardized shovel and dynamite stash. He can only be underground at all times but he can dig tunnels before the actual game begins. He then can set trap doors to open and get surprise catches
would love a bit of bongo right now lads ngl
A trap door would be fairly visible on a cricket field
Can't see it catching many out
need to be absolutely scooping pure bongo into my nose like a true Englishman
I could see this catching on in Afghanistan
So the dynamite is only available for tunnel building?
Seems like a waste
based
Revolutionary stuff
Ama
My soul cries out for a /cric/ bongo sesh
A cricket game should only consist of 11 balls. This would not only allow every player to engage in the game, but also be a proponent of equality among men.
How's the weather?
do u have a big willy
C O M F Y
What you sipping on?
gin and juice
>English captain
>is actually Irish
why is this allowed
if you bowl a non ball you should have to bowl the rest of the over with a tennisy
got some Strawberry Ribena lads
/hoc/ rules
/cric/ drools
he almost broke the tv lads. Would he had to pay for it?
bangladesh's highest ever score in an odi innings is 330. how do you even find the motivation to come out to bat here
Absolutely terrible odds you'll be getting a winding up order in a matter of days
We are all moving to the NZ game after this inning ends and staying there, right?
Records are there to be broken
>dross bottler
/cric/ rules
/hoc/ drools
so true
Would be pretty fun watching poopeeland getting btfo by a warzone
Stokes the ginger
Actually great, but it was hailing with thunder here yesterday
Haven’t seen enough willies to know it’s relative size desu
Cider, it’s somerset’s gimmick so it’s everywhere
>josh buttler
>ian morgan
>ben strokes
this curry commentator is literally the worst i've ever heard.
big
if true
reckon poongladesh won't even get within 150 of the score
spoiler alert: thats already happening
new zealand in trouble here
A full strength my dick plowing your dad’s arse and hearing him submissively mumbling myname inbetween his husky nasalisations
Why is everyone talking to themselves
why aren't you
/pussy/ grools
Less than 370 on the cards
BASED
Youre the lifeblood of cricket mate
Manjrekar?
how did josh bruttler get out? I missed it
>Geoffrey Archer
just swing for it stokes ey
who runs the @4chancricket account?
Athar Ali Khan
NEED somebody itt to draw the virgin /hoc/ and the chad /cric/.
not necessary redpilled per se but pretty based nonetheless
>Jason guiseppe
>170 downvotes
seething brownies love the bbc page
This meme has been badly bastardised from its original purpose
Thank you, unlike noncey b who isn’t going to a single match and doesn’t even support his county
>michael clock
gf just spent 80 quid on a purse
>narrowly get away
>proceeds to hit it in the air again right away
waey
it's woakes and stokes, folks
>Englel collapsing to Bongs
So typical. Weakmind, no ruthlessness
You don't have to go full retard just because you've finally got a respectable score boys
that is cheap
Less than 360 on the cards now lads
>340/4 and 46th over
user, please
Ben stokes
stwoakes in effect
Brainless batting. 380 was on and now they will barely scrape 355
She’s unironically going to find a tanned,’well oiled Bulgarian man in Clapham and leave you forever, absolUte state of you life
what a disgrace this is. should be ashamed of themselves
Got a ticket for the final lads
Bangladesh well in this and will be putting a wager one in between innings. This is such a brain damaged effort
lmao england crawling to 350 when they should've been pushing 380
OH MY
no you dont
>6 (7)
>all rounder
Pick one
afghans smashing NZ all over the park lol
This is a desperate display
embarrassed by proxy to be watching this nonsense
>As normal
It was never meant to be normal, but to be glorified. Secondly, Chad was an exaggeration of the character of the virgin, showing that the difference itself between the two supposed antithetical subject is rather actually non-existent.
sheepshaggers getting jihaded lol
poo peeland getting decimated
a full strength england
I think this will fuck their confidence for the rest of the tournament. They were so close to something impressive and fucked it up so badly. I expect Bongs to wrap this up shortly in the chase
yep bangladesh to knock these off inside 25 overs. england are shot
>you now remember poo peeland
It stopped being funny once it moved beyond /fit/.
NZ struggled to 200 against this
nasser is so miserable
Bring out our secret weapon, Batdeep Singh
380 back on the cards lads
a full strength Matthew hoggard with the new ball
A full strength Andrew flintoff with the old ball
so close to taking that little indian kid out
This aged well
imagine being a poo peelander and waking up to see you lost to afghanistan
kek
Moron behind me is just watching the England game on his phone full volume and not paying any attention to this one
Keeps making inane comments too
afghani's are pretty based desu
I think our course of action should be about starting to get wickets
a full strength Kemar roach at Sabina Park
tell him spee sports think he's a bellend
Afghans are scoring at sixes yes, but taunton is an absolute postage stamp
What I will say is it has been a very good pitch for spin
Is Chris Woakes related to Ben Stokes?
Jokes on you, I stayed up to watch us lose to Afghanistan
please invite me to hdbits
based
this. par score at taunton is 100 off the first 10.
a full strength amir at edgbaston
drunk oap going for the one handed no look catch
would let paul collingwood nurdle my anus
>put on stream
>first ball I watch Afg wicket falls
hmmmmmm
(Cicket) TERRORISM HAS HAD ITS DAY
Thank you for your service
>386
Not good enough. Could easily have been 450+
Godly batting
386-6 the final score
plunkett finishes 29(10)
Bangladesh to win by 6 wickets in the 41st over
unbelievable from these two
Get outta here goatfucker
What happens to Pakistan then?
The game got called off do they just take a draw?
>2nd ball I watch, another wicket falls
Should I turn off the stream to give Afg a fighting chance lads?
based, kino celebration too. Salman bjtthead literally deprived the world of a left armed Malcolm Marshall
Both teams lose and captains banned for not delivering a single over
SANDYCIDE
>do they just take a draw
no result. both teams get 1 point each
a full strength cheese and dorito sandwich
wtf nz v afg isn't even on the telly
If Pakistan really wanted it they would have just bowled in the rain but the dedication was severely lacking
Like seriously
Come on dude
Seems a bit unfair when they're all in a league system where only the top 4 go through
>poorfag posts on /cric/
Why is this allowed?
Anyone who puts crisps in sandwiches should be executed
Life isn't fair
>cricket 19 is not available on US Amazon
This is bad.
Worth the 1h 42m ?
Will Hashmatullah score a century
Fair enough
especially if was possible
>England post their highest ever World Cup total; first team to score seven consecutive totals of 300-plus
disgusting beard lad
>3rd wicket falls, afg hasn't scored a single run since I started watching
I turned off the stream lads.
Looking good m8
literally nobody in the English bowling line up is capable of cracking the batting behemoth that is the Bangladeshi middle order
>get seven 300+ in a row
>still lost to Pookistan
England are fucking dire.
Australia
New Zealand
West Indies
India
There.
you've got pubes on your face
This tbqfh
Cmon mate give us another one
Think beards are really fucking gay to be quite honest chaps
Did nobody tell you about the rule change for this World Cup?
Any team that doesn't take the field is automatically disqualified and any results against them are removed.
Pretty sure that puts England top now.
Based
reminder that bumble isn't commentating this world cup so that we can get some shitty women diversity hires instead
Is it racist by pakeha fielders to take POC wickets?
Thanks
Not really beard looks shit
whats that thing behind you m8?
England would've posted 420+ without Poot
Daniel is literally a nu-male
Has a beard and browses reddit, also unironically rates Mitchell starc and ashwin
want to take a nap, but I've got to put some food in the oven soon
E N G E R L A N D
UNIT
post moar tits please
I also have regular sex and don’t live in a third world country
dios mio.. la calamidad de cardiff
>sleeping in the middle of the day
are you a fucking greaseball m8?
Yea we don't need your life story
looking good mate
post more brit bro, need a better angle
>Scotland
>not 3rd world
Yeah nice one mate.’idiot
Oi guitarlad you here m8?
>4th wicket falls since I started watching. Only runs Afg scored is a 4 when I turned off the stream for one ball.
I'm not making this up.
I work long hours during the week so I like a snooze at the weekend.
banglas are 20/1 to win
worth a couple of quid I think
Enjoy not being in the eu x
lol no
>some people ITT actually, LITERALLY, thought we were in trouble against Afghanistan
What will be the effects on /cric/ of the upcoming dimensional merge?
afghanistan on embarrassing poolapse watch
Say what you will about the Afghans, they make a great biscuit
great odds That
Daniel btw the dark third are quite shit
you would have been if hadn't tuned in
yes it is
yeh kaitlyn is cute
dont do it lad
waste of money
No one cares about your boomer yarns smitty
reckon we should let root bowl 10 overs, nothing to lose here
seething ginger glovelet will have came in his pants when he heard buttler wasn't fit to keep
Who should I bet on in the Aus vs India game
Holy lads just looked at the England score, absolutely brutal
lads I reckon it's coming home
yikes
thats not cricket 19 surely?
big brained innings from shahidi here
CAM ON BANGLAS
SCORE SOME FACKIN RUNS
think that's Ashes Cricket 17. notorious AI
I've seen another clip where the the batsman played a safety to his feet and started running and a fielder just stood over the ball not doing anything and none of the other fielders could pick it up so the batsman just ran all the runs needed to win
>that little girl dead bored and SEETHING
guess who's going to hate cricket when theyre older haha
>7 (32)
GONE
FUCK OFF
nice pitch lol
That is Ashes Cricket 13, that was only released on Steam for a few hours before being pulled.
Ashes Cricket 17 and Cricket 19 were made by different devs.
ah ok
what a ripper lads
Actually went for six off the stump
Ashes Cricket 13. Cricket's finest hour in the world of video gaming.
At least Afg is learning to play defensively now.
>RR of 8
>in the 5th over
reckon bangers might make this
>run rate 2.0
think we've won this one lads
lad...
Legs are the thinking man's fetish.
>rain interrupts another play
England is the worst place to host a World Cup this time of the year.
keen for a no result despite dominating these minnow shits
No
Just checked the weather for Taunton and it says 0% chance of precipitation
Ffs New Zealand's easiest game getting rained out.
Business idea: Rain cricket
covers are coming off
wonder when alchemy spooks will be done brown nosing pozzies
HOLY FUCKING BASED
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT ESTONIA
probably not in my lifetime, and yours neither
a full strength estonia
please watch our sport
perfect length in Plovdiv
i want to lick zainab's asshole
Business Idea: Underwater Cricket
im in
looks like my cousin ...beautiful/10
dam she is pretty
business idea: ice cricket
lmao who the FUCK is this commentator
ohh dear lover uncle...u ur very gd boy
cricket playing nations are ice skating virgins
Business Idea: Dance Cricket
weather from monday-thursday looks grim
tf you on about Nige?
are you the same indian that said he was addicted to fapping and has to leave the room when his cousin comes in? if she looks like that i can understand
>unironically using the word unironically
yikes
BASED
Don’t care
England is shit
Cricket is shit
We should all be dead
Simple as
Test Cricket > All other forms of cricket
dont agree with this post lads
s o. True
Bangladesh may need to up the run rate a bit if they want to have any hope of chasing this total
a full strength Bangladesh
Not the Midlands
key for bangladesh here is to score runs at a higher rate without losing wickets.
conversely, for england they will want to restrict banglagesh's scoring and try get some wickets.
The panthers right?
grim gimmick
Brainy posts
one of the oldest gimmicks desu
Yes, Jofra archer is English alright and definitely not from Barbados
The win predictor says Bangladesh only have a 1% chance of winning but you just never know in cricket
it's been an absolute nail-biter so far
Jofra archer is an Englishman
england could bowl 100 no balls and bangladesh could comfortably win this
>386/6
KEK. Nonceibul BTFO
Met loads of jofras bopping around in West Sussex,’it’s deifnitely an English name
prawn flavoured ramen with bbq sauce
and a pint of powerade for lunch for me imo
>rain
Things wrong with the NZ 'hot dog'
1. The batter used is corn. This is ridiculous, it should be flour with some added beer
2. Regardless of whether is it battered or not, it still needs a roll. Putting it on a stick is not eco friendly, think how many trees are dead because of this
3. The ketchup to sausage ratio is a joke. You're going to get one bite with far too much sauce followed by a bland middle and end. The ketchup should be evenly spread (easier to do in a bun)
Based baldy locks
GONE. GO ON. FUCK OFF.
>Blunderdesh
kek
HA HA
UR SHIT
Looks delicious
GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF
GET THE FUCK OFF THE WICKET YOU NONCE WORSHIPPER
Cannot think of anything more grim than a wooden panel fence in a garden just reeks of Deano
>Ajay Kumar Gour: "At the risk of being criticized and without having any doubt to Archer's talent, he's yet to be tested under pressure and by the hitters like Warner, Gayle, Dekock, Rohit etc who fancy pace in the bowling. Promising start but he's winning the tournament seems tad far fetched."
FRAUDcher exposed
>Tameme
>tamim shitball
So true
>De Penis
Did Ajay forget what the opening match of the tournament was?
Jofra archer has plated in the ipl I don't think he's going to be flustered by quinton the fucking penis
>Ajay
Imagine rating current Warner
I am literally more English than jofra archer even though my dad is welsh and my mum is swiss German
No one cares where you are from
aslong as you are white
Astounding victory on Her Majesty's birthday. Tomorrow we will win the Gran Prix of Canada and all is well!
never thought i'd see an american say that
bitchell fart btfo
jofra is not an English name, pietersen I could completely forgive but this is one step to far. Jofra archer is Barbadian through and throUgh
Mutty B
Tipping Shartcher to have roughly the same length career as Chris Jordan
>Y*nk in the crowd
Rihanna should date a barbadian cricketer to make cricket more popular.
Based, it’s why I’m relatively good looking , both my parents are ugly as fuck but race mixing is based so here I am looking good
>still 300 runs required
this is like a test match
they're certainly batting like it is
made a pajeet rage quit in casual real cricket 2019 because ive been playing it since 2014
A 2008 mon asif
master of faggotry
a 2009 Matthew hoggard
A 2011 Ben hilfenhaus
A 1998 heath streak
could be a 2nd innings runs chase
A 2022 Jhye Richardson
OH MY
owhh get under it
Rove Live
POOLAPSE
2013/14 ashes were the peak of human civilisation, simple
so true. it was the peak of /cric/ too. if i recall correctly we even managed to hit 100 threads by the end of the series.
just bowled straffo through the gate with a zeesra lads
Just a shame it will forever have the stain of cheating hanging over the result due to the presence of those two
Deanos dvd collection:
Django unchained
The ashes 2005 with full mark Nicholas commentary
Kasabian live in Plovdiv 2009
Agar's 10th wicket partnership with >hughes was close to being to GOAT comeback
hughesy let it go to his head
Unironically have the Ashes 2005 dvd boxset
always thought it was strange how mark nichols never worked on british tv again after that ashes
just looked the scorecard and it appears I've completely mis-remembered the test. Knew we lost by 14 runs but thought agar's innings was in the 2nd innings.
fucking based
best ashes series ever
Mark Nicholas on fleeing Operation Yewtree watch
...
wait what? i thought it was too
in fact im near certain it was
youtube.com
UMPED
M
P
E
D
ummm... you know u lost?
t. deano
Faf and the sri lankan captain did the same shit Steve just got 20 years worth of shit put on him because there was finally something concrete. Because Bancroft and Warner are both 80 iq and thought it was a good idea.
so?