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ist doch alles scheiße

uezs bin ich nicht begeistert von dieser Ersatzweltmeisterschaft.

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Einzatsgruppen

Däbritz starts!

Leupolz looks qwt.

China is pretty good, they have always been decent at women's football for some reason. In the last years, they weren't really successful though. Either way, our ladies should win this one since they're one of the favorites of the tournament and 2-times world champion, but it should take some effort.

am at youth tournament in my hometown. follow the games on spax-cup.com/

hoping for the danes to win desu. not because of omi but because they showed the best football a couple years ago

absolutiert basiert

twitter.com/DFB_Frauen/status/1137285588502155265

> Pferdeschwänze höhö
> Frauen

cringe m(

Thanks

embrace the cocks

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youtube.com/watch?v=layoVXL5mnw

Shame they didn't translate it as horse cocks. Would've been quite funny.

Oh, Ennepetal. I met some guys from their local track and field team, very nice dudes.
How old are the players participating?

its U19 turnier

danish team looked way more danish two years ago btw

lets bring back mullets + moustaches

I once went to the Christmas rock night in Ennepetal
Was quite nice tbqhwyf

yes i know that but never been there

this is a good excuse to drink but not much else

>putting the womens match above the men's match
Germany, ladies and gentlemen

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...

nö

t. Swarthy manlet mutt who doesn't have his own language or culture because it's just German.

it's today's schedule, affenpinscher

Switzerland existed long before Germany. German is our language.

We are here

Ebbe Sands nephew is playing now

arr rook same

...

jz 1 dusche

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midtylland just played 0:0 in a completely different contest but became the danish u19 meister because aalborg played unentschieden

don't forget to undress

lewd

yes yes

haha, no. you only have retarded german.

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Anybody got that u21 Goodluck video? And people say that krauts don't have a sense of humor kek

Cope, EFTA vassal

twitter.com/DFB_Junioren/status/1137267587644104704
LAMO

bremen playing right now and they do the toot toot jingle when they score

tootastisch

what are you talking about?

kek

talking about the U19 turnier

okay, cool

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>American sports journalists bawling their eyes out over empty stands at the women’s cup

woman soccer is gay and you are a faggot if you watch it

I wouldn’t use those kinds of words myself, but it’s true for soccer as a whole

this tbqh

>0-0 to china
haha german women are even worse than the men

Why do our NT's suck so much :(

All you had to do was listen

Dauphiné Libéré starting tomorrow. The count-down to the Le Tour is starting.

Our girls are embarrassing us today again.

What an utterly idiotic statement.
Why would a gay guy watch women's football? It's not like they are attracted to women.

speak for yourself, Tom

reminder that tom and denmark are un—ironically based af

denmark sure. tom? fuck off!

yes yes

GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN GWINN

>Belaruse

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anime RAUS

...

Germans confirmed for female rugby team

>Lazaro to PSG

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honk honk

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fadne tot uezs

cute but maybe not that good at defending

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But we got Gwinni

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also cute

Why does it look like a slower version of regionalliga?

Because they want their viewers to get comfy

They don't need Eier. They have Pferdeschwense.

because it is

*macht shisha ready*

curiously no Qtinho to FCB rumors yet
guess it makes too much sense

>those matches
damn I wish that real football starts again soon

>all of them are Germans
that's a problematic image

I like how the lines on the shirts seem to connect the players

Is Jogi ded or why is there a Stellvertreter?

Yes he had an accident while “working out”

???

>open video on kicker
>cant close it anymore
>have to F5 the page
it doesnt get better brehs

Apparently they are not showing the Germany game on TV tonight. showing the U20 world cup games and they France game instead. So if any of my bundes bros got a working link (for Germany vs Belarus) I'd be really happy. Till then watching pic related.

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Put a mobie on instead

I'm watching "Der Fall Collini" tonight :)

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arrey dost, accha stream hain? chalo live.harleyquinnwidget.net/ theek hai

Who in their right mind would watch Die Man Shaft vs Belarus on a saturday night? I mean I sure watched some shitty friendlies in my life, but this is fucking pathetic.

1 Neuer (C)
4 Ginter
5 Tah
6 Kimmich
11 Reus
13 Klostermann
14 Schulz
15 Süle
19 Sané
20 Gnabry
21 Gündogan

since when kimmich wears the 6

Since I watch the wundes world cup I begin to understand Tom's fascination with girls (female).

REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS

based tom

ZMELL MEIN VINGAH!!!

LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA LUCIA GARCIA

>ginter
This meme has to stop this fucking instant

Is the game on ARD or ZDF?

just a stream on sportschau.de, starts 20:50
fifafrauenwm.sportschau.de/frankreich2019/live/index.html

at least the werner meme is over now

>Ginter
>Tah
>Gündogan
>Gnabry
>Klostermann
oh how the mighty have fallen

what's your beef with klostermann
also why isn't kimmich playing in that RM spot

There's literally nothing wrong with Gnabry and Tah. They are unironically very talented

Kimmich is our new DM

>No Havertz, Brandt, Goretzka, Werner
>Kimmich anywhere else but RB
It's almost like Löw WANTS to lose

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lmao. It's a garbage generation following a good one...always the same.
Ok, I tried fixing the lineup. It's the best I can do, maybe enough for a quarter finals exit next Euros.

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>Moukoko

remember when he was the next big thing

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*wins everything*

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>no reus
gay

>sane
>gnabry
>tah
>goretzka

> “He’s a coach who loves his players, he’s there for them. At the same time, he gives them responsibilities. We, the players, are ready to do anything for him! We give everything on the pitch for him, whether it’s in training or in a game, we give our all. He’s a manager who makes you want to go to war.”

Based!

Kult-Motivator!

yes yes

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yes but what does Klopp have to do with anything

God I want to see Havertz dabbing on the Russian Belarussians.

i doubt he kiss chupo like that

ups thought that was the Neymar comment on Tuchel
>Neymar : “I would give my life on the ground for Tuchel”

Is there a non shit stream for Germany v Belarus?

Reus will be great to shit on Löw

anyone has a stream? Im stuck at my parents who only have öffentlich rechtliche

>Magnushit

yes.

diggin the all green kit

>Im stuck at my parents who only have öffentlich rechtliche
How

yes #metoo

would you rape for Tuchel ?

FUCK HAUSMEISTER

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>Neither ard nor zdf are showing the game
What the fuck is going on?

2019: I am forgotten

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GRANATE GRANATE GRANATE GRANATE GRANATE GRANATE GRANATE GRANATE GRANATE GRANATE GRANATE GRANATE GRANATE GRANATE GRANATE GRANATE

RTL

Maybe they only have terrestrial TV? After the latest update the private channels decided to encrypt their crap, that's when I threw my TV in the trash. Not that I like Hartz4 TV, but I can watch ÖR stuff online.

yeaaahhhöööööö

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LE ROI

A$AP A$AP A$AP A$AP A$AP A$AP A$AP A$AP A$AP A$AP A$AP A$AP A$AP A$AP A$AP A$AP A$AP A$AP A$AP A$AP A$AP A$AP A$AP

Stream without 10 year delay?

Li Ro-Yi

MARKUS SORG TRAINERGOTT

the butcherers of belarus

Wish they could herbeykarren Jogi in his Krankenbett.

I suffer without German gf

Also what do you think about this rug?

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Trainer, put me in

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where's müller?

in the pferdestall ausmisten

nice rug

pattern looks irratic. Depends of the surrounding furniture. Could be very cool or eyesore

Thanks ösi, I think so too

>I suffer on America

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I hope Reus lockt Gündowan to'm BVB.

es hat sich ausgemüllert

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Fun fact: I was at Menards earlier (right after getting das rug) when I realized that America is breddy good :D

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ogey :DDDDDDD

> Woman player on Afghan FA President: "He took me to a bed and said; "I want to see what's behind your clothes. Scream if you want, they can’t hear you." When I woke up, The bed was covered in blood, blood was coming from my mouth, nose and vagina."

Cringe or based? Imagine Grindel saying this to Gwinn ... Kind of hot ...

I think Tom should see a doctor desu

Good thing that you guys aren't getting dabbed by France again

Is Süle our German man mountain?

>right after getting das rug
You dun goofed, it's ugly.

he's more of a pace mountain

he's not even german

>struggling against belarus

Sorg is finished

ok ^-^

NEUER

AYHAN

based neuer

GÜNNI ALTER?!?!

kek based neuer

Does he rate Sorg?

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is his old strength back?

cheeky neuer

>Noier
Nice.

>Neuer
wew

NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER

>the absolute state of Belarus
Could have played a team of 11 keepers and still easily trashed these pathetic untermenschen.

>the bulwark of Belarus

>be janitor in america
>earn 90k per year
>have to pay 5k taxes
>be engineer in germany
>earn 50k per year
>have to pay 30k taxes

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>be janitor in america
>have no insurance

>i only look at income taxes

>earn 50k per year
>have to pay 30k taxes
t. never worked a second in his life

>janitor
>90k per year

excuse me where do I sign up??

>be janitor in america
>get shot

>be janitor in america
>get shot in school shooting
kek

stop replying to JTs proxy baiting

>be janitor in America
>have to eat shitty American bread
Fuck that shit.

Did Löw tear his vagina or why isn’t he there?

>be janitor in america
>not getting raped by muslims
your loss

this

a dumbbell fell on his head or something

based kc legends
low t triggered shills

mashallah

Since the lot of you unhelpful cunts didn't do jack Found a link that isn't 15 minutes late. Quality isn't so great tho. Decent for a mobile stream

hesgoal.com/news/47904/Belarus_vs_Germany.html

DVBT

would really hold this place together man.

Seriously, I bought a very similar half a year ago

we are absolutely destroying france lmao

Anybody watched this and is it good or just dude weed lmao?

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Is Neuer the only real defence player?
Like honestly.
When does Löw finally learn.

>When does Löw finally learn.

never

>we

BONDORRA :DDDDDDDDD

>Sane dem es ja auch Spaß gemacht jat in Aachen zu spielen, wegen der Fannähe.
The constant shilling and sucking off the man shaft by RTL is unbearable.

Kys tom

What a random cast

Anyone got a good stream for France - Turkey?

lmao did anyone else see how leroy sane kicked the ball in his own face?

WHAT? no way! lololol

twitter.com/fchollywood3/status/1137438909959483394

what is wrong with the froggos?

not watching the game btw

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highlight of the game desu

Dude, why?

kohlchan.net/int/res/3425955.html

hmmm this is why they are called dumbbells" I see now

I am too busy following the roach-france thread to watch it

Why?

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yeah im also larping as a turk there limassol

Is this really the essence of the US soul?

kohlchan.net/.media/99818ed2a33e528de33e0d00cf49db3e-videowebm.webm

official Yea Forums casey thread
kohlchan.net/int/res/3426054.html

Is there any point to that movie or is it just "here's a random small American town, watch the monotonous everyday shit they do"

>Karsten Jancker Gedächtnisschuss

Früher war auch alles schlecht.

Was quite good, am surprised

You now remember Jan Koller

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I already told you in the thread. Watch it and think about why flyover American should go neck itself.

DOOOOOOOR DOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

based Reus

REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS

>the most dangerous lead

REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS

Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce Royce

Halt die Fresse

Midwest is the best tho

Deine Mutter

I NEED 90% POSESSION

oh man i wonder if we will ever get a title again kek

Soon brother, soon

france losing to our b team

fuck off tom

ah yes, the late night blues

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>21 attempts
>5 on goal
still haven't solved the problem

Can’t have the blues on a Saturday night when you don’t have work until Tuesday.

Were they good chances though?

>denmark with her hedge fund manager job in charge of talking about blues

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hard to tell what's a good one with the state of german finishing
Sane hit the post, so 3 at least

Was your performance as static as always tonight?

it started well

Where's jazzbro?

youtube.com/watch?v=v-bZtxKMfY0

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man du must basuka nemen und auf den balan vorne sind muni mach dich unsichtba und ge nach vorn hol munie wens ler ist und ge zurük hab bai main ded ab gegugt und wen du das krüpel monster mainst da chste so ne wafe die nimsdu und da komt ain kurz fil zuerst besik umbedinkt die vligenen dinger (die mit dem 4 armen). :) ;) ok das wa ales

Was??

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man bernd das ist ne uralte kc kopierpastete >_

>man bernd das ist ne uralte kc kopierpastete
Ähh -__-

kein problem :DDD

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Me in the pic btw

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look like a absolutey based and redpilled guy tßh (rauchen at the tanke is literlly nothing wrong btw)

Me on the right

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webm of neuer meme dribble?

Me in the middle

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Girl????

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ya bruder 14/f/cali X-DDDDDD

only got this

ok enough for today good night /bundes/ frens~

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Jonjo Kenny is a good player and he should do very well at schalke

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*loud trombone noises*
EEERIKAA

Is uli or kalle the bottom?

Beckenbauer is the only chad at FC Buyern

sometimes I can take it. I just can take it. all these young sluts going in the club, kissing and dancing with strangers and Im sitting here like a loser. Its not that I didnt have a gf or sex, but still, the way they just make out with strangers, have random sex, ons, while I seem totally invisble to them, feel not comfortable in that environment and dont know how people just do it.

It may be a very stupid reason to kill onself, but sometimes Im really thinking about it, because Im sick of it and all I feel is rage.

At least you can walk

At least you can talk. Tell me about Bane. Why does he wear the mask?

you cant?

I can, but if you think in these ways it makes our sad lives a little less sad :)

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Also, if you're feeling down drink some beer

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this "there are worse things, think of starving AIDS babys in Africa" shit somehow doesnt work for me.

Im sure I could be way happier under other, very modest conditions but in a total different environment singing songs or beating a drum around the fire with people.

At least you're German*

* If you're turk or not ethnically German then do the world a favour and kys you're self

There's a guy sleeping infront of the house I live in

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He has good hair
Also I doubting zis post since there is sunlight. Wake him up and tell him he should be sleeping in a bett and not on the ground if zis is not fake news

Invite him into your home.

>american intellectuals

no

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Still don't get why Havertz didn't play

It's always like this against defensive teams

it's as if my own existence is merely a curse, damnation for a past transgression, a result of actions in this life or the previous. The only remaining feeling is agony. the small small spot in between my eyes has become a boiling point for the hatred of the world, the bottom of my eyes feeling inflated, bloated, with tears that can not erupt. Through the side of my head, right before my head, I can feel a thin piece of metal poking the outside of my face. Yawning forces the jaw against the long thick pin and increases the pain. I give myself to the world and I realize how hated I truly am, how much dislike you have for me, and I can do nothing but stare blankly into space, as if it was a radiant sun, burning holes into my mind and ripping away my sight. I can not beg for the agony to end, I can not beg for mercy from God, all that is left for me to do is let the world chew away my skin, take my dignity, and leave me naked in the street. Let the wind blowing through the hair on my head, chest, cock, and legs. They will never take my memories. JM

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The stork brought him, he's yours

he cute

anyone have a webm of the neuer dribbling? couldn’t watch the match and today everyone is praising it...
thank you

yes yes hello /bundes/

did someone watch the match yesterday?

yes yes

did something noteworthy happen

i had sex yesterday

Noyer dribbling

Reus saving the day as always

this did not happen

ok

it actually happened :3

prove it

>"Hey Rezo, du alter Zerstörer"

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just ask your mom

...

rooting for the bremen now at the u19 turnier toot toot

I come here to bully, not to be bullied

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GO ITALIA

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They meant most """Germans""" today dont know any German names.

Fuck, where should I go this summer. Last week of July plus two first weeks of August. Can’t be bothered leaving Europe probably and doesn’t have to be all three weeks.

>tf

come to me white girl

Based chad

Why is wundes world cup so comfy?

Somalia

London or Paris are always nice for a quick visit. Musée d'orsay temporary exhibition is about black models. Sounds interesting.

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what is a wundes?

Niggers are gross

agree

t. elliot rodger

If you fill up Kreisliga Holzfüße with valium you get probably the same style of football desu

the exhibtion in the MAM looks cool too
dailymotion.com/video/x73lk95
Thinking about going to paris for next weekend now.

Can't speak kraut but is /Deutsch/ as Kringle as /Brit/ or /cum/ ?
Or is it just German autism rather than fags Denmark posting

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>Anglos benching our guy
Fucking disgusting.

sancho will die in the englel NT i think. he is absolutely unfitting for their play style.

Last time I was on /deutsch/ was probably 4 years ago. I couldn't bare it for more than two minutes because of all the cringe.
I wan't to punch these faggots so bad :(

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No one looks good in the English NT, he’s still their best player.

yeah true maybe lol but still. its easier for someone like him to show his skill in a possession based system than it is in a kick and rush system.

>Or is it just German autism rather than fags Denmark posting

yes

Nice

'want

live laugh love (in that order)
getting a girl isn't a success and won't improve your life. she ain't a genie. self-improvement is the way to start

I have no friends

Wat do??

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kara bogas beating the french kara bogas

time for some music + mittagsschlafi

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post on the chanz ;^)

neck yourself

Why would I do that? That's just stupid

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get fit, go out (basically date yourself) and do your hobbies in a group

>do your hobbies in a group
What if hes autistic tho

>go out (basically date yourself)
I do zis and get hit by the feels

uhhm excuse me but wtf? i thought we were your friends??

Bundes meet up in Chicago

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Sorry fäm, getting shot and turned into blood and gore filled Chicago style """pizza""" is not on my agenda.

go to autism meetups. challenge your fears or get overwhelmed by them
nothing wrong with feels as long as you don't put girls on a pedestal like a beta

/bundes/ footwork dance battle when?
youtube.com/watch?v=I4lLTpMZdug

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I did for a while but no longer really do.
Most people on Chicago really just eat thin crust pizza and deep dish is a meme novelty

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>Chelsea ‘revive interest’ in £80m Leon Bailey to replace Eden Hazard but must wait for transfer ban to end
holy shit lmao

>women (female)
LOL not women (male)

>150m for Concacaf shitters
mola

they have pusy tho

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hahaha xD epic meme, Bernd! thx for your dedication, for the win

thanks fren :)

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So she IS doing a Christoph Kramer

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DONT

/Our girl/ Tabbi was throwing a shade and called her "an interesting person"...

POST IT!!!!

Hope speaks German?

No, but she said she likes Germany and she enjoyed being booed here during the 2011 WC

I don't think that's the 1980 team.
Guido Buchwald and Pierre Littbarski didn't get called up until 1984.
Also, they didn't start wearing that kit until 1988.

I'm pretty sure that's the side for Euro88.

I still have my Panini sticker books from that era somwhere. I'll check.

süle bester verteidiger in der bundesliga statistisch

man mountain

Sissify the German male

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when will they learn

God i hate Müller-Hohenstein so much

ich und dänemark

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19:09 Echte Liebe

Cute

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For me, it's Chloe Arthur

fine
i will watch the F1

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I totally forgot about that. Well I’m doing a Rick Steves marathon and feeling pretty comfy so I think I will just keep on doing that.

>I don't think that's the 1980 team.
correct
>Guido Buchwald and Pierre Littbarski didn't get called up until 1984.
correct
Also, they didn't start wearing that kit until 1988.
correct

>I'm pretty sure that's the side for Euro88.
Nope, that has to be some game beforehand. Those 5 guys didn't go to the Euro 88, but the not pictured Wuttke, Sauer and Dorfner did. Can't be after the tournament either because Immel is still pictured as the starting keeper and after Euro 88 that was Illgner (and Immel couldn't accept that and left immediatly).

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Peter Bosz, Yunus Malli and ???

dave grohl

Fatnaldo with a toupet

It’s Inzaghi and Aquilani in case people don’t know. I did recognise Inzaghi but not the other guy. Pep Guardiola in the middle.

>Wuttke
Wow. I should not have overlooked based Wolfram. He just passed away a couple years ago. He was pretty young.

There were some great names on that era's teams though.
Juergen Klinsmann.
Rudi Voeller.
Andy Brehme. My god, he had a powerful shot.

Good memories.
>inb4 being old on Yea Forums

wew
actually though they were still on the warm up lap

ZDF shows the Nations League final btw

>handholding
slut

thanks

time for my fifth meal

I havent eaten in 2 days, but I'm cooking 1 1topf right now

just had sex
AMA

Have sex

how big was his dick?

Still hurts to sit?

will have to wait a bit, recharging right now :3

she didn’t have one

no, everything’s fine

>burgers 0-3 down against venezuela at HT

olmo

Based Bongs disrupting the final

>she didn’t have one
It's not real sex then

How much did she cost?

fatties/uggos dont count

so who are we rooting for?

Hülkenberg ofc

Who’s playing

Portugal ofc

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man mountain vs TSUUU

Our official stance is that we don't care

Hmm I know the latter is Portugal

why isnt flocka playing ?

are you lewd now?

he went too hard in the paint

there is no kommentator on zdf uezs

unmute your tv you dummer bummer

im 22
there was a zdf tonfehöer uezs

>girl
>no dick
confusedanimegirl.jpg

>Dutch golden generation
will be funny when de Jong and de Ligt mysteriously "stagnate" at whatever club paid silly money for them

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schnarchtastisch mätch tbqh

what is it with all of these finals being absolute snoozefests?

bauern vs dosen was pretty gud

Someone clearly has never qualified for a final I see

it's a bullshit made up competition

was more referring to el, cl and nations league

BORDUGAL :DDDDDDDDD

GOL GOL GOL

Something happened

YEEEEAAAAÖÖÖHHHHHHH

I hope they dont choke

member when our zoomers won the last ever confed cup?
I member

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>Mempiss Crossing

Stupid anime poster

bordugal playing their advanced bus parking tactics

the käsköppe choke again

My Twitter :)

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yes

fatty

great final

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We all agree that the nation's league is a gay competition, right?

So Portugal have qualified for the Euros now?

He would have won this

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we don't use gay as a slur here

/bundes/ is closed now

Apologies, someone pushed the wrong button. That was meant to be an internal test message.

T. Gay cunt

>the last ever confed cup?
wtf seriously?

youtube.com/watch?v=3uLsXIePURU

based dicker donauinseljunge

A rare good thread

Hab jewichst.