Starting in about 2 hours.
Spain vs South Africa & Norway vs Nigeria later on
Starting in about 2 hours.
Spain vs South Africa & Norway vs Nigeria later on
China.
I'd expect you to say that since they own you
BE THE BEST FOREVER
cant wait
China are going to win.
complete version
Was that an own goal?
poor goalie, she's fighting against everybody on the field.
This shit is fucking hilarious.
someone post the webm of chelsea women conceding in the last minute of the cl to show to my brother
Those abs tho
You're not lying
Did you watch the same webm? What did you see that made you think it was an own goal?
mullër-tier physical coordination right here
Damn, stadium empty as shit.
Has China completed a pass yet?
Retaliation by sanctions against Huawei
China not allowed to leave their country because they play videogames and watch western movies.
well the goalie did tap the ball slightly
stream? if not keep making webms for comedic value
Did Chinese women come to the World Cup?
They are better than Chinese men.
keeper touched it and changed its path
I’m pretty sure most of the people there are Chinese.
The funniest thing about this match is the positional play of both teams, Germany in particular.
you guys are right. I didn't notice that.
German player down
>that finish
my brother wants to watch men play rugby instead of this game. is he gay?
well that was torres tier
lmao she started dribbling in the box instead of taking a shot like ISS Pro
>China
that miss jesus christ china
Not to be an ass but this match is pathetic. Just look at how they act with the ball.
Women will never be good at football.
Germans have zero respect for Chinese attack. Almost cost them. Should have.
>watching mens sports
Definitely gay m8
Typical German dive tactics.
>clear the ball straight into a corner
How do these women not know how clearing for a throw in works? Even when they do, they clear it as close to the corner they can rather than hoofing it
That was kino lads
Why can’t women take corners?
Not enough leg power
Because women in real sports is a practical joke.
What if it’s a tranny?
I was about to fuck with the China girl but she was about to get it in, but it got deflected. There is also no guarantee that the original girl that had the ball would have made it in if she shot it straight in. The Goalkeeper was right in front of her.
crowd is dead even with one of the more popular women's teams in Germany playing
It's women's football.
It's like the paralympics. Everyone pretends to care because you should and because it's the right thing to say but you really don't.
German team is not bad at crossing desu
>Germany is playing
>China is playing
>No one showed up since no one likes China
>China killing everyone
Who wants to see some china webms?
>german girl defends the chinese goal for a corner from her own team
Popp got popped
someone post the miss
i'm not watching this shit but i want to laugh
CAM ON GERMANY
SCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS
I'm in
>Everyone pretends to care
Well, really not many people are pretending to care. Most people on this board (even though it's summerfags and out of school manchildren) straight up say women soccer a shit.
That was a nice shot tbf
The Gerry's are cuties.
This is an anonymous place. Of course you don't have to pretend here.
But when I'm out in public or talking to my mother or whatever I wouldn't be so direct as to say "it's garbage and I don't give a fuck"
China are gonna win.
haven't China played in a world cup final before, why are they so awful now
Why do women look so weird, almost clumsy in a way, when doing any sport?
the germany coach is rather masculine
So because you think women's world cup a shit and don't say it in public, you are going to assume and take it one step further imply it's a fact that everybody else feels the same?.
I think most people would agree men's world cup is way more entertaining, I wouldn't think most people would discredit it as nonsense. I think most people would say they don't watch it because they're just not interested but that women should have the opportunity to play.
I saw a belly button
I watched a woman try to operate a push forklift through a little obstacle course and she ran it into the steel shutters and I couldn't stop me and my mate from pissing ourselves laughing. They can't do anything physical, they've no perception or dexterity.
Based but bluepilled
I didn't say everybody. But most probably a LOT of people, yes.
The same way a lot of people wouldn't say they vote AfD but when the voting day comes they do it anyway.
People rarely say what they truly think in public.
Chinese 4-4-2 getting overrun, Germany is dealing with what the two Chinese strikers are doing fairly easily
Substitute chink is mai waifu
Webm?
This Game is really bad.
Jesus Christ how utterly tragic
tl;dr version?.
I'm gonna post that copypasta if no one gets a fucking score
Why haven’t I seen any Mao memes yet?
What percentage of the crowd are just friends and families of the players?
Is that the same person?
>incel donates thousands of dollars to twitch whore
>find out she is married
>act like victim
Am I crazy or do female soccer players constantly fall down without even any contact?
Holy mother of cringe
>"you wouldn't let me buy your love, so now I will go and repeat the exact same mistake with another girl"
>"things are looking up for me"
Women aren’t built for football.
They are not going to win this thing are they
lol. damn. Sounds true but at the same time sounds fake. I just don't know.
Females should stick to volleyball or figure skating.
Tite tummy
Why are women great at ballet but bad at football
The Chinese people that keep yelling sound like squirrels calling out "danger" to other squirrels.
kekked
I wish I was a girl it seems more fun
I haven't met a single person that isn't honest about women football being shit. How young are you?
china should be up 0-1
see
Damn, China bout to launch a nuke on that ref
Kind of admirable how the Chinese never pass the ball back to the goalie
This.
refball
Also that they haven't dived once
My fucking sides
Holy shit this is pathetic.
This is like 10 year old kids playing.
>should
doesn't work like that lads
>China
This ref is a bitch.
Yellow for that?
That was a decent attack tbqh
If China lose this I’m gonna feel sad
Chinese players have punhcable faces
should be up 2-0 now
Ref giving the Chinks the yellow cards like they deserve.
The seething cope of womyn who get absolutely BTFO by literal children is more entertaining than any cunt futbol match
Me too.
referee is racist desu
>that weak as fuck shot
why do africans only want to go to western countries and never asia, bros?
before this match started i figured germany would be up 2 or 3 by now.
but now at half time i'm scratching my head like how are germany still in this game?
Because Asians eat Africans
Are you saying Chinese football would benefit from some ngubus
because asia is a shithole
Germany are supposed to be the biggest threat to the US? Just give us the cup now.
Half of those chinese women look like young boys.
Who does even check if they are actual women and not just smuggled in boys there.
I hate Asian teams
I thought exactly the same. China is better, but this shit is xrazy. China really has potential I had no idea about earlier.
western countries have more economic opportunity and are less racist
Turns out China is better than Germany.
Who knew? The Germans will be lucky to get out of this match with a draw.
Because Asians are not completely demoralized self hating faggots like the west
They only idolize NBA players, for some strange reason
*blocks your nations path to the final*
>china had a great moment for 10 minutes while being utter shit the other 35
>Muh china is sooo good
I've seen better football played by kids in my local village.
Even you should be able to see China should be up 2-0 right now. Everybody else sees it.
Why are no women soccer players fuckable?
>no abbos
How very intolerant.
Post cute/sexy Chinese girls for better luck for China second half.
dont have it but ones of my personal favs
No commercials on BBC during the break?
>all female panel on tsn
muted
Just wait until Norway plays later :3
I don't know why the rates were so ridiculous in favour of Germany considering our girls almost failed to qualify and haven't really shown improvements since.
only 21 is fuggable
Could have been the same way 5:0 for Germany if you only go by missed chances.
They don’t show children tier sports here. I’m stuck watching actual athletes (men)
BBC is state funded
It’s a government channel it doesn’t need ad breaks. All it does is pushes the governments political agenda.
I'd fuck the blonde chick tbqh
Кpим є pociянин
According to fucking who?
The defense for Germany is garbage. And the Chinese finally figured that out. The last 20 min was all China.
Who cares. Doesn't matter now. We all know it's not true.
wouldn't mind having some of those german birds to rim me in dark alley desu lads if I'm being honest with you all right now.
Учиcь гoвopить пo pyccки ты yмcтвeннo oтcтaлый двopнягa
More German diving. Jerry scum.
kek
when the girls see that they are definitely about to concede a goal, they scream
>this fucking ref
Goddamn, Germany thinks they're playing on a giant mattress or what?.
Not watching the game desu, any cute chinese players?
Is this ref a jerry or does she just hate chinks?
How the fuck is that a yellow card? Got even the refs in women's football are inept.
I hate this ref
The beautiful game.
wtf you cunts told me china should be winning
sofascore.com
It just looks like BTS are playing.
how was it not yellow.
those chinitas play murderball.
where's kemme?
Game of Throws
Most look like boys/young men.
Not really but there was some cute Koreans yesterday against France in the opening match.
Also can't wait to see Japanese cuties play.
Germany are playing dive ball.
Fucking hell she almost let that in
Its like watching a u17 match, and they want to be paid the same as men?
Wtf I thought Germany were good
How’s Long Schlong doing?
unlike your mom lel
Pretty flaccid
Newsflash, women are bad at sports.
Its not about who is better in woman's football, its about who can contain the retardation the best for 90 minutes.
wait till you see nigerias tactical formation later 0-0-10
LOL
Just waiting for my waifu to play.
They are not parking the bus
This is the Chinese Wall
Popp looks hot when mad. Want her to yell at me.
I'd be mad too after such a shitty backheel pass
Ref should book German #11. Fucking jerry dyke.
Popp is popping
I'd lick her entire body clean after a long match on a hot summer day, if you know what I mean.
Honestly the chinese are so small do you seriously want to tell me that they can seriously hurt a bull like Popp? Effin Popp should stop pretending she is made of glass everytime someone tugs her sleeve.
TTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
There is a lot of worrysome anti-german racism going on in this ITT thread desu lads
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
what the fuck
not watching right now lads. rate the game so far out of 10
>crying after scoring
lol get a grip
>gwinn
DEUTSCHLAND
ÜBER
ALLES
Fuck Germany. I hope China gets one in, even if they are dog torturing scum.
QT BLOOTY
Fuck China
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Thanks for the free corner, China
>what is individual defending
We're not used to seeing pretty blondes associated with Germany. If they were wearing hijabs, it would be another story.
why do I have the impression that all 22 women on the pitch are better than Özil?
Get fucked commies.
Bound to happen but fucking finally.
>Amerifat.
r/ing webm of leupolz being tackled pls
Hahahaha fucking embarrassing tripping on the ball
Gwinn for the win
also is a cute
Every Chinese team in every match is destined to lose after playing hard and not getting any luck
>what is defending
There, fixed it for you.
Mashallah
>american banter
With the bus parking with 9 players it's rather unlikely they will score anything.
2/10
Teams are shitty but equally shitty. Not sure why. I thought they practiced or some shit.
Because its true
>Germany finally scored
Jesus Christ. Germany are one of the favourites along with France, USA, Canada and possibly Brazil. China is lel tier.
cheeky image
This is true in every form of football at every level btw
Kek, I didn't know the rapefugees were given internet access when they arrived in Germoney.
Because they're on the pitch and not thinking about Erogan. Sad thing is, he used to be good. 2nd season he broke several PL records regarding assists and nearly beat the assist record (missed it by 1, the holder was Henry).
t. Arse 'fan'
must be scary playing for china, wondering if you'll get put into a labour camp if you lose
>Yellow card
DAS LACIST!
Gwinn gewinnt
Why is the German team all white? Not very inclusive of them.
Germany is always stronger against good teams than against bad teams
And if your relative fucks up, you get sent to one anyway.
>wang
>yellow carded
RARE
China's not even wasting it's time trying to get the ref's pity. Pretty sure China knows the world is against them and wants to fuck them over. They need to win this by themselves and only themselves. Fuck the ref's help. France is desperate for favorable calls.
That’s North Korea.
>Brazil vs Jamaica tomorrow
While I want fellow our colony of Jamaica to win, I do want to see Martha rape it up because this is probably her final World Cup.
>Jersey
Proxy or 'Financier'?
that's what what someone who never saw ozil play would say
I mean Germany.
citizen
Most likely they'll be sold into slave trade. Men end up in labour camps.
Does China not know what passing the ball is? They’re just randomly kicking it hoping someone is there.
C’MON CHINA.
It's women's football, I wouldn't expect anything resembling a normal men's game at all. Just be happy they know that there are two goals and that they need to kick the ball in one of those two.
4-4-2 shape is so rigid it makes teams who play it look like their passing is really bad, requires a lot of movement to work well
Ah you were born there. Neato. Bitch of an effort to get there if you're non-Jersian. Don't suppose you speak Jèrriais? Probably not, I know your minister has made a band since only 11 people speak it. Such a shame British citizens can't get into any our colonies or dependencies but you can come here e-z.
There are fates worse than this.
Unemployment for example
>waiting to call that offside
yeah
women are just worse at passing
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user, do you like it when play with dog?
Chink keeper is a qt
No, get away from her.
Well, only if I get to play with you after that girl
Western countries - gibs
Asia - no gibs
>däbritz
would dab in her ritz
Stop playing with your food
fuck that retarded number 6
No Judo please
The money they are investing in football is paying off at least for the women football
didn't know there were any restrictions on british citizens moving here?
She straight up kneed Long Schlong
What a shithouse challenge
>hit right under the tiddy
hot
Right in the boobs
if I were China, I'd score a goal by now
13 will never have babies after that block
Kek
China loves clownposting.
most of them are lesbians anyway
Look at those bags under her eyes.
What mode is this?
Why do the German girls keep bending over when they fall? Are they trying to brap?
>enacts tariffs because both nations are KILLING US on trade because our very stupid people signed terrible deals
So Sad!
look at those bags under your chin
go germany
If China scores right now, the game will be tied
Wow, it was a different time.
C'MON CHINER SCOW FUKIN GOL
In men football this would be a clean red.
Such pussies.
Yup. I can go there without a visa if I'm visiting, but I cannot go there and buy a house. To get that right I need to:
1. Marry Jersian (dunno what your demonym is)
2. Get a job, rent for 10 years and then apply to get (iirc)
3. Get a job in a 'key' area and as an incentive to get you to come I think you get the ability to own property after 5 years or something like that. This is currently only Healthcare jobs that'll get it.
So yes, there is no restrictions per se, but it's not like I can just go and buy a house. I have to get a job, rent a house for a long time, then get a right to buy it. You? You can move over here due to your British passport and buy a house and work wherever. I can't do that to you. Same with me going to St Helena or Bermuda.
I literally can go to Grenada, drop £120k and get Grenadian citizenship. Or £100k in St Lucia. Or £100 in St Kitts and Nevis. They also offer other ways, like buying £300k houses and maintaining for 5 years. Hell, even Malta offers citizenship like this. Cyprus too. A few other European countries too. But the most popular 'Buy your own citizenship'? UK. £2m. For £2m you can buy UK citizenship. So, quel surprise there is so many foreigners here.
no era penal
I’d like to show gu my goo if you catch my meaning ;_)
That's a yellow. Let me guess, no card? There is VAR here, right?
A very accurate observation
C’mon China last chance.
nah, she got a yellow
China is playing like fucking dogshot right now
China playing like they’re winning kek
this
I don't think this menstruation slurping sport is for me bros
I'm pretty sure a team made of Yea Forumslards would win this WC
Looks like it hit her in the stomach, she probably just got the wind knocked out of her. She'll be fine.
>Doorsoun-Khajeh was born in the city of Cologne, to an Iranian father and a Turkish mother.[2]
cute desu
得分了 SOME FACKING 目标!!!
No sense of fucking urgency. Jesus Christ China
GG Germany
China should have won. Fucking retarded ref.
Fucking ABGs
Kaputt
Germans should have lost that match. Even the coach was thanking the Lord.
gg ez
Would tbqh
They could barely string 2 passes before losing the ball each time.
I agree. Oh well. Truth will expose itself. Germany will lose somewhere in the near future. China will find it's way ahead.
Women aren't built like men, their muscle development is inferior and their body typed are generally quite different. Women typically have wide hips, big thighs, and cankles when compared to men. This ultimately limits the way they move. But also, arguably more important is that women biologically have inferior motor skill controls. They aren't as coordinated with their bodies. We see this all the time with women and why they're bad at video games because their hand-eye coordination is subpar to men.
It's sad how (((progressivism))) destroyed everything the last years.
>paying twitch thot's and expecting them to give a shit about you/not lie
Literal retard
>Ernest Hemingway
L e l. Also, Germany is really weird in sex and stuff. I won't mention some content they do under 'health'. Also, if they want to pose like that, let them. Sick of the world we're in at the moment.
STEADY
You ch*nks and your superiority complex are amusing to watch.
Accept your inferiority and become happy :)
Also forgot to mention that women have worse physical space intelligence than men. They can't perceive depth as well as men. I think this was because men were originally the hunters and had to develop these changes in order to hunt animals. So they had to develop visual acuity and better reactions.
Coming from the person who lost two world wars in a row.
Were women who didn't make the cut, they got shit for it from the media desu
>muh world wars
Go with the times, ThaiNee DingDong
Dickheads, really. If they want to do that; let them.
He didn't lose anything.
i suppose that incentivises people to actually live here and work into the system. only so much space. though plenty of people seem to want to emigrate to the mainland. isn't fair on you's i guess.
what color is your skin muhammad?
Should I do it?
kek
Looks like someone wants a repeat of Dresden.
Yeah it sucks. You guys have your own rules and laws and shit so you're saved from the insanity that is the UK. Lots of good shit in the UK, lots of bad shit. Torn, really. Wish I was super rich and could live somewhere else. Wish Hong Kong was still part of us (Chinks used ((())) tactics to get it back, long story) so I could live there.
As I was reading I thought to myself, "wow what a loser lmao", but after finishing the text, I genuinely fucking pity this guy. Like holy fuck, that's really pathetic and hard to believe shit like that happens every day.
just 1 dollar
YES.
Garcia best surname :3
Go back to your hive, bugman
Fuck the Chinese national team, they look like dudes.
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South Africa will win the next game.
for me, it's sara dabritz
>Traditional Chinese
Go to bed CIA
Is this the power of asian """""""women"""""""?
no wonder they kill the newborn girls
3 on the left are men right?
Asspain vs South Africa thread
Stupid bitch could have equalised
Men can be women, women can be men. It's 2019, people!
cmon, these 4 are men
I used to be one of those guys. I spent hundreds, probably thousands, on MFC girls. At a certain point you realize you've been had and it's horrible.
What's the female equivalent of "Proud of the lads"?