/cric/ket World Cup

Morrissey- you’re the one for me sebbo

he has the soviet party apparatchik look going

its not that bad

zoiks

>....I just woke up early, promise!

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Pavement

tipping an absolutely kino nz v aus final again lads

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oh nononono

Mate that’s not pavement it’s a fucking sidewalk.

footpath la

which we'll lose again and get scorned and humiliated on cric again yayy

oh dear me

can't be arsed watching us lose today
I knew we wouldn't win and I have said that for months but to not even make the semis? I am done with this shit team full of pakis and saffas captained by a literal potato nigger

cricket is dead in this country and this failure of a team has driven the stake through its heart

Footpath.

based defeatist kiwi
new zealand has been and always will be under the jackboot of the ausgods

reckon the heads behind the posts ripping into old mate are hideous tbqh

they have to put it free to air bruz

*lives in your head*

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Where were you when Alchy B exposed his intravenous drug problem?

Get rid of the rain clouds and save cricket lol

many of you don't know the seething kiwi gimmick originated immediately after the 2015 final.

made some amerimutts seethe lads

More like the jackasterisk

F

kind of you to make a thread about us. seeing as this particular one backfire, do you mind making another?

unironically tipping an english win
they WILL right the sinking ship

Reminder my grandad is worth 11 million pounds and I’m well spoken

posh nonce

well-spoken has a hyphen mate.

can i borrow some money?

>tipping england to beat bangladesh
FUCK that's a bold prediction lad

no you yank piece of shit. You slobbering fat mess

@93268077
>attention whore

someone get this loon out of here

Nah
Put all your dosh on a loss with the mental midgets roy and the seething ginger glovelet to male under 30.5 each

I don't know why people do this
Are they really thinking that the person they are still giving attention and replying to will actually be raging at their screen because its not an official (You)

i swer on me nan roy better not fuck this up again

your grand dad hates you m8

Nosh on the cards

it's an nrl shitter thing.

Nice to see them finally drop moeen ali the all-rounder that can't bat or bowl

lads found something important

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>cant tell the English and Bangladesh fans apart

yes

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it seems to have upset you

No he doesn’t actually, I’m a pillar of resilience in his eyes you fat smelly sack of shit

Do you tell that to little children when you bait them into your nonce mobile

Over many instances yes it has upset me because its bloody stupid

and that was their goal, and sorry to say they won m8

@93268157
i'm thinking you're pretty upset

youtu.be/2Z7zseb4sG4

You’re literally terribly unfunny. Create 1 (one) gimmick please

you've managed to hide the fact that you're an absolute loser from an old man. congrats.

>Aidan Watson: With no Moeen, this is the weakest batting line-up we have had for a long time in the one-day side
AH YES AIDAN HOWEVER WILL WE SURVIVE WITHOUT MOEENS ROBUST RUN SCORING DOWN THE ORDER, WE WOULD NOT HAVE WON A SINGLE MATCH WITHOUT HIS MUSCULAR 50 RUNS (across 9 innings)

wait its not raining what the fuck

shitspouter's gimmick is literally not being funny mate wtf

Thought this game was on gem? Aren't all England games on Gem too or was it just the first 2

you’re a fucking loser.
You post about me every day from fucking New Zealand

BASED Sonybro

what is that large blue wobbly thing in the sky

>england home game at a fucking WORLD CUP
>cant even fill 50% of a stadium that seats maybe 10k
yikes lads, remind me why any country besides australia is allowed to host the world cup again?

woah what the shit, dont drag us into this

LOL. please just kill yourself. god knows you consider it daily

>well 'av a bat like

absolute state of you

>its a plebby b and fatguts ruin a thread again episode
not enjoying it lads

youtu.be/KyoV_6nfQZo

it’s literally the kiwi nonces who ruin the threads you absolute brown noser

what, did they beat you to it

kek GOTTEM

Say one (1) nice thing about the English cricket team and one (1) nice thing about the Bangladeshi cricket team.

that untrue and unfair Zachary

What a shitty stadium. We've got better ones in Bangladesh

sick to bastard death of that kiwi nonce brown noser pozzie
Needs to be chucked under a bus

based retard

REMINDER: if you are following the game on anything but TMS you do not deserve cricket

thanks Seppo

youtu.be/wZyk9ZZXf8s

Why is that no wicket taking useless Mortaze the captain of Bong team instead of based Shakib?

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Englsnd:
they don't smell like shit.
Bangladesh:
they'll win this.

Mustafizur Rahman's form might have been a little patchy since his extraordinary 11-wickets-in-two-matches entry to the ODI stage against India in 2015, but he still has the second best average (21.6) of the 30 seam bowlers to have taken 40 ODI wickets since the 2015 World Cup

Since the 2015 World Cup, England have scored at 6.27 per over. The next fastest scoring of the 2019 World Cup teams is Australia, at 5.72 per over. England's scoring rate has gone up by 19% compared to the 2011-15 World Cup cycle period (when it was 5.27 per over).

Because mortaza is extremely high cricket IQ

need a stream m8s

try this lad

*pisses on you*

who here watching Austria women v Turkey women?

>tfw will smith looks like an indian under that flag
>cannot unsee

I heard somewhere that because Australia doesn't have many trees, they have to use alternate materials to make common goods. In the case of paper, they use their abundance of sand to make sandpaper, and use sandpaper the same way that civilised humans use normal paper. Is this true?

what the fuck do you know about high iq? did your papa tell you all about it?

PRAYING for an English collapse lads

do they sandpaper balls in international cricket? yes, they are fucking cheats.

youtube.com/watch?v=7b7OXWR2GFs

yes, as is every other thing sickcunt australians told you about us on the internet. its heaps hectic cunt

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it's like getting sale-fucked in the eyes

Rude

grim

radio.abc.net.au/stations/itinerant_two/live?play=true

Bairstow looks like utter shit lads

WALLOP

Based amerimutt retard

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Rain looms

They should learn from Afridi
youtube.com/watch?v=IjIDhTDq0fU

That's scientifically proven btw

man who did your flag, drives me nuts how it's off-centre

kek, cheeky bugger

>10% of overs used
>15 runs

my verbal IQ is unironically around 125 that’s why I’m able to manufacture so many gimmicks

Some fag wanted to copy the based japan flag but fucked it up

>ausgods in english openers heads after windies match
rent free

the english are literally OBSESSED with australians lad
not a minute passes without them thinking about us

certain men ITT absolutely seething

wow mine is higher than yours. guess that's why you literally cannot .

Australia’s a bit shit actually. No real culture, also you’re all fat and get skin cancer

thats literally us with the Chinese lad

it is shakib bro

imagine being such a nonce that you adopt an American proxy to larp as a fat Arizonan Taco Bell addict on the cricket page of an anime website

bairstow looks like an actual retard

you're also a schizo.

good too see mental illness is alive and well among Europoors

business idea: clay pitch cricket

>n-no you’re the shizo
Absolute state of you’re life kiwi nonce

kek larper expoosed

Zachys lost it lads

Bangladesh is getting hammered

no I haven’t

Think shitspouter destroyed his mind

no

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grigget tttt

subcontinentals on the ropes

didn't take much

want to take that cringy cricket bat guitar off that bogun and beat him with it ngl

>Imad Wasim was born in Swansea, Wales.

Kek?

Is there any way I can watch the cricket legally online? I can only think of willow but reviews aren’t great

>tiger soft toys

damn they just ran 4. based

>4 actual runs

mental

There's this new website called google

poor little bangladesh

espn+ carries some matches, i think mostly NZ. they had county cricket a year or two ago.

Been saying that for yonks

Foxtel Go m8

but seriously post this question on plebbit. It's full of poojeets in America who will have the answer to your question

Fillmore jive is the best pavement song

is this the partnership

reddit

A meaty blow

Cheers found one on there

So true

they have a lot of best songs. each one better than t'other.

no, I meant go back to rreddit

>phases won
What

Yeah but Fillmore jive is literally their best

Zachy confirm samecunt. You don't have your gb flag now cunt

It means who dominated in those 10 overs

Certain man ITT willy stinks

Subjective though innit

Does Bangladesh even have tigers

@93268544
@93268562
>samefagging attention whore

So true

Stop sniffing and start sucking

/cric/‘s boat has hit a storm and gets destroyed against the reef of an undiscovered Island. You wash up on the beach as a survivor, but find yourself stuck with zachy and fatguts. You have a damp flare gun, but only one charge. What’s your move /cric/?

man, this is fucking based lads

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>kiwi nonce brown noser

only have 200 royal bengals left

Pretty much yeah

Shoot a fish

What did you do with the rest of them

tell sebbo were gonna eat Zachy first, do that, then waste smeggo with the flare gun down his throat

imagine being a kiwi nonce brown nose
Hope no certainly men ITT engage in this kind of foul activity

beat me to it kek

they were hunted by the locals

t. The one and only, infamous kiwi brown nose

Savages

Hope poojibul necks himself after this match

I need pictures, pictures of the retard

Check the mirror

they should've spent less time killing tigers and more time in the nets lad wtf

the grim cricket thread 2019

For me, it’s not brown nosing nonces.

Maybe the tigers ate all their good bowlers

You miss the fish, and have angered several octopus, which seem to have the ability to spend several minutes out of water. Roll even for getting to safety up a coconut tree. Odds and the coconut crabs at the top of the tree force you back onto the beach.

i think bangladesh need a wicket here

bro it is shakib

Reckon octopi can climb trees desu. I'll just accept death.

nah

I think they'd rather have ten though, if it was possible.

Does zachy have dementia? His posts are like a broken record

yeah I already gave up

It is my college

absolutely

inb4 some nonce brown noser unironically provides the nonce with the (you) he so desperately craves

Do they not have wind in Bangladesh

just want to take MDMA and listen to chillwave lads

i'm gonna have to side with zachy on this one, the peewees are a bunch of nonces and whoever the fuck is trying to imitate me is brown nosing like a motherfucker

We have this

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>nonce
i posted it again lads.

Brown nosing nonce certain man pavement so true

there's trees everywhere mate

that's a tree lad, we all have those

that's a tree m8

kek

Was supposed to be a picture of a cyclone kek

The island plays like a casino, and you roll zero, losing all bets. Zachy and fatguts consume your corpse for sustenance, whereupon they claim you agreed to the custom of the sea, until their deathbed confessions.

nice I love trees

a cyclone is a storm m8, not a tree

bet there is some banging brothels in bangledesh

tell me about alchy lock’s ‘’’’’’’rugby prop’’’’’’ build

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Need to buy a place in waiheke lads

I don't care how well england have done so far, this is a team of failures and they WILL ose this match

My god look at the picture the tree has almost fallen

hehe

If this duo post above 200 for no loss below 30 overs, don't you think Buttler should come next and fire more? - England can achieve their dream to become only the first team to tally the total of 500 runs in single ODI innings."----- Yes, in that case, Buttler should come at number three.

Adam Jones is basically my doppelganger
That's what I look like

are you maori? that name sounds maori

wrong end ya egg

are you welsh?

nearly bottled it

good night /cric/ i love you

Waiheke island is full of Beaches and wineries

correct, only Maori people can live in places with Maori names

no zach.

oooooo my roy boy

ooo very unlucky. for Bangladesh

Firmly believe that if you can run one, you can run two

its an island near auckland full of tossers who moan about living on an island and having to pay for a boat to take them to work

I'm fascinated by your country. There's so many of you in such a confined space, I assume you're either all living on top of eachother, are turbomanlets, or both

Bairstow froze and was way too late in going for the run - fortunately for him, the throw was weak and it went to Roy's end instead

very boomer outlook on life

Too late m8, the place is fucked. My folks had a spot in Palm Beach a few years ago but sold it when they were offered too much money for it.

Lad...............

Don't think cricket can survive if we don't get China on board

dam

why is a woman commentating?

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WAIT ON

right. sounds like the central coast of auckland

we already have one conniving bunch of cheats playing cricket we don't need another

At least we live with the rest of the world you fucking outcast

zoomer outlook:
I'll run two if someone important online runs two first, but then only one because I'm so exhausted

So shitspouter would fit right in

gary beat you to it

isa guha is unironically one of the best commentators

heavenly voice tb h

Love that pic

Look at that physique

I don't even know how to respond to that.

you live in a country 2/3 the size of the state of Victoria, but with literally 25x the population. I can only assume it is terrible given that Europe is full of illegal immigrants from your country trying to sell useless merchandise on the streets

>moto razer

there’s no way cricket will find a home in China for the next two hundred years. Chinese people find the concept of cricket, and any sport that can do you any potential physical harm , really harmful. Cricket is unironically too violent for the Chinese. This was a reddit meme a few years ago but it’s just ridiculous. Best thing the ICC can do is focus on Nigeria, high IQ athletic population with a huge gap in the market for a new sport

anyone else listening to TMS think that Swann sounds drunk, sounds like he is slurring a little

looked at this post and unironically thought it was talking about new zealand until a banga responded to it

You're Scottish. aren't you?
Just admit it to yourself and let all the hurt out.

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honestly come to /cric/ just so I can read zachy's posts
the man is a visionary

>cricket in 200 years
cricket wont even last another 20 years mate, hate to tell you

it applies to nz too

Business idea: Reunify the Bengal region

Le middle class deano man
Hate him so much

balkanisation of india

Ominous signs... Forecaster is predicting 354 ... the first 350-plus score of the competition in prospect?

balkanisation of new zealand

that’s so not true m8, luckily for us

the country of south island

in the mouth a desert is good though

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Business idea: India gives that weird tumour part on its east to Bangladesh

IPL another 3000 years

Did we really not have widescreen in 2007?

/cric/ will still exist however.
it'll literally be just you and fatguts.

The nation of Tauranga

New New Zealand on the cards

>this post
>this flag
stop drawing lines on maps cunt

Rain in 5 minutes

He is high off his own sense of humour
swann is not so much a commentator than a chilled out entertainer

fuck no we have enough bongs as is in the country. better business idea is to shift all climate-change fugees from banga to land surplus aus

cuppa and some marmite on toast on the cards

Fatguts will have a fatal heart attack and zachy will be in prison for noncery

might go check if the post man has been

dat casual sexism

are you expecting a parcel m8
love getting parcels 2bh

against bangladesh

Hmmmmmm

Still don't have to fuck kangaroos

hate getting parcels in case they're mail bombs
lot of psychos around lad gotta be careful

Nations that were formerly done but are now in glorious ascension:
England

keep us updated lad

Business idea: give the whole of West Bengal to Bangladesh and be free of the menace once and for all

reckon england are losing here

GONE
FUCK OFF

>128-0
ITS COMING HOME

Ordered some cat food pouches and a bag of litter.

GOTTEM
finally

GONE

GOTTEM

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY TEAM

It's over now isn't it? See you in the final ausbros

:|

that was a fucking blinder

great catch tbf

Bit sexist mate what about femail bombs

LOVING these jinx posts lads

get lost

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bet you're rueing this post right now

england are FUCKED

Just been called into work

Root to get less than 20

GOTTEM

GONE

OFF YOU FUCK
>pretty great catch desu

Might apply for a job at ICC

Cutie Rootie Patootie

root on scrutinised and nervous watch

Root has been in great form. Looking forward to him making a big score today

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How can I help you mate? Would you like a signed photo, or perhaps a phonecall to make you realise I’m just an ordinary guy? I see you posting about me every single day that’s all , don’t want you pulling any mark david chapman shit

england is terrifying. they always have at least 2 batsmen who just score a mountain of runs.

will this be the indian equivalent of BEC or Tone? we'll have to wait and see

BASED Root

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Wait, England actually dropped Moeen??

Root absolutely nailed on for a biggie
The 100 is guaranteed its just about how many more he makes

that's shitspouter m8, he's here once a week at most.

have a feeling that decision was steeped in racism.

Lads, Im gonna do it

Yeah but we've also always got a couple of dozy spin pakis who donate those runs back to the opposition.

can't wait for Rooty's 52(49)

Where do you work la?

it's always one step forward two steps back with racism I'm afraid

WAIT
what m8

with three fours

tipping 101-110

PLEASE watch our sport a land

root currently rooted to the crease

one of his wives is due today

Edinburgh Zoo, need to put down some tigers

Which team will score 400 today?
England or NZ?

Here for the Buttler show

Afghanistan.

business case: balkanisation of Australia

>New South Wales
>booming economy, 3.9% unemployment rate, full-strength NSW cricket team goes on to dominate world cricket for the next decade

>Cucktoria
>becomes sub-Poo Peeland tier

>Queensland
>becomes Venezuela 2.0

>West Australia
>is destroyed by a sandstorm
>no one notices

L A D S
A
D
S

i'll take a phone call, i need to hear your voice to feel like my day will start

Do you think root still thinks picking the number 66 was a good idea, or has the the joke lost its pazazz over time

will be passing this up the chain for consideration

did they give us all the easy games first just so we can be a laughing stock later in the tournament? cunts.

DABS on /cric/

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Big Strong New South Cymru

the AFL NEEDS a strong WA lad

good post but that's not why he was dropped, that is just a coincidence

Just eat a banitsa instead

I have a m8 named Alan

I got a parcel today
Good times

Did Root never overlap with Swann because I'm sure Swann used to wear 66?

call would be mint actually
+64 0214902890

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m8 3 of our last 4 are India, aus and nz and we have already lost an easy game

GOTTEM
get fucked /cric/

Had a real good story about Waiheke but the thread has moved

commentators describing the bangla bowler like a literal 90 year old man right now

bit grim, spot of the old cat killing

what'd you get

You imagining things again zachy

Seek help, get some pills for your brain to go for the ones for your hair

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love being a STRONG and POWERFUL New South WelshGOD

all we do is pump out elite batsman and 6'3", >150kmph fast bowlers

is Roy related to Tommy Robinson? BTFO pakis the other day too

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England cricketers thrive under pressure

At least that's dinner sorted

>will this be the indian equivalent of BEC or Tone?
I will try a few, see what sticks.
>mfw another ton for England's Mighty Roy

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I'm listening

Never read a less true statement

An inter rival gang Mexican drug cartel gay romance love story
Written by alchy locks and me
Directed by me

Between Mash's 2 knees he might as well be lol

So true

its true that a strong NSW means a strong national cricket team, but NSW has been utter shit in the past decade (hence why our team sucks arse)

Woah

can I be the gang leader
*ahem*
who u trying to get crazy wit esse

England's rate slowing to a crawl
banglas got this

Couple sticks of ram and a couple of hdd's

>it's a England collapse against fucking Pooladesh
Typical

they speak spanish in mexico mate

who /dumb/ here

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think it's fair to say that the bangladeshis ARE playing the long game right now and the english WON'T know what hit them

>Warner
>Smith
>Khawaja
>Starc
>Cummins
>Lyon
>Hazlewood

I mean, that's a good core for an international team. The other 5 states can't come up with 4 half decent players between them.

Why are you Brits so defeatist? Even the most hardcore Bengali supporter doesn't feel like we gonna take this one

my nems jef

>WALLOP

get to fuck jock mug

think he's trying to be funny m8

look, england arent winning this
I have told you enough times
enjoy your winnings

yes but legs

holy frijolis esse

(You)

but >our team is mostly NSW and >we are pretty good

why is Zach in fake Russia?

you are a very gd boy

more like the mong game lmao

Speaking of Waiheke...
Fuck me, not posting like this again lads, but no word of a lie, true story:
>kiwi boss invites me out to his Waiheke Estate
>"Come meet Stephanie! You'll love her, she always stays at our place when she's in NZ!"
>"We're doing lunch on Sunday, catch the ferry and meet us at our place at 1pm!"
>No idea who Stephanie is
>have to pay for my own ferry
>Hungover from Satdee night
>Catch ferry
>Then Waiheke bus (fucking awful)
>Arrive at estate, greeted by bosses missus (one of mum's school friends) *mwa* mwa* *mwa*
>cheeks fully dusted with Estee Lauder lippy now
>Go through the house to the outside dining area
>Stephanie is pretty cute american
>Lunch going well
>Talking about life and jobs etc
>What's Steph doing here
>SHE'S FUCKING LADY GAGA
>STEFANI GERMANOTTA
>Smash more drinks with lady gaga
>End up crashing out in a spare bedroom
>Best I got was hugs before bed

should I double down? they're at $13 odds now

wonder what an international cric meetup would be like. who'd get mogged irl? who'd get on?

i think the real question is why are people giving him attention?

Hiding from police in his nonce bunker

are you on a holiday and spending it posting on the 4chins?

I am semi joking but England have done nothing but let me down in cwcs. even when they are not fancied at all they still manage to plunge new depths
It is natural to be pessimistic

t. oldcunt blowin

Why doesn't the barmy army show up to wc home games

the 6'3 blond ausgods would mog the other nationalities onto suicide watch

thats exactly what I am. Now answer my question

Might have a flutter myself
But I also did that in the SA game and it didn't work out

remember when Englsnd got KOed of successive football, cricket and rugby world cups in pool stages? that was fun.

Honestly don't care for her music

Just enjoy it don't worry about why

its more like fake Greece imho

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that was a special 15 months

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there's always something grimly boasty about your stories.

But I love poorly played brass instruments

The lads tried their best and that's all we can ask

>rotting commie blocks
looks eerily like Russia m8

What are these dot ball merchants playing at? England are throwing the match away

how long till poopee lads

Will Roy get a century?

Will Roy is a homosexual m8

One choccie fish and 15 pineapple lumps

which cricket flagboi would you pick?

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Major-General William Roy FRS FSA FRSE (4 May 1726 – 1 July 1790) was a Scottish military engineer, surveyor, and antiquarian. He was an innovator who applied new scientific discoveries and newly emerging technologies to the accurate geodetic mapping of Great Britain mate.

I did it for Australia when they were $2.6 against the windies

samecunt

>drinks with some wog slag biscum cafeteria catholic
if she didn't give you money i don't care

banglas are literally handing us free runs yet we will still lose. Tragic

STATE of this fielding
go home you mongs

Where's sebbo :(

drunkcunt

>Indian
>Kabuto
:|

yeah Bulgarians are Slavic Turks/Greeks. Was hoping it would have more of a Greek feel about it though. Definitely feels very Slavic overall despite the warm weather

Root looking like a fetid stink pit. Wicket soon

Any more details about the night?

root on psychologically compromised and shortly out watch

when are you getting engaged to svetlana m8?

OH WOW ANOTHER TAP TO THE FIELDER IN THE CIRCLE FOR NO RUN
ABSOLUTELY STUNNING BATTING, THAT'S WHY THEY'RE GOING TO SCORE 500 FOLKS, PROACTIVE AGGRESSION AND SKIKL

are you the guy who travels around the world repairing ships?

Just woke up

Will Root score a half-century?

Theresa May detected

Loser.

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can't see roy getting a cenny from here

going to make coffee and get some lunch lads

>everybody ignoring the fact that in 2015, UK was the F1 winner and the failures in 14/15 were flanked by Murray winning Wimbledon in '13 and '16.
Imagine being only good at one sport lmao. Imagine not even creating sports the entire world plays lmao.

BASED roy

Worried that the next PM will be a Deano wogball/thugby fan lads

umpire comprehensively btfo

F1 isn't a sport and Murray is Scottish. Bit you knew that.

lmao umpire what ARE you doing

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>Lee Jones: This is looking ominous for a big score - you can see Roy cutting loose soon and 370+ could be on the cards.
/cric/ on tms lads

Somebody ring me when is NZ match is on I need a quick nap

if I wasn’t a broad shouldered upper- middle class Welshman I would literally kill myself

I specifically say UK you nonce, not England.

wtf just happened

Had a massive Chinese meal at 2am in Chinatown don’t feel great about it

TRUCKED

RIp ump

what just happened
t. not watching

>Woy only has 100
And yet people keep expecting him to get 200. He's shit.

Yeah mate that's because they used gutter oil to cook your meal

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thanks for reminding me that Scotland should have made the semi of the RWC 2015 too

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Stokes got arrested for less than that

lucky it wasnt aleem dar tbf

Fuck me that century ball was hilarious
>misfields for a 4
>Jason Onions runs into the ump

roy ran into the umpire and flattened him because they were both ball watching

Tipping Bangladesh to chase successfully with 4 overs to spare

the exact moment he also made it to 100

I hear he has an explosive temper
a real suicide bomber of a man. Jihad

>slipping to Bangladesh
Kek, never change Cuckland!

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Tipping Noncibul to kill himself after Bangladesh's humiliating defeat

They'd have to fuck up monumentally to only have 4 overs remaining. This will be a piss easy chase

root needs to pick up the pace a bit
banglerdesh could easily chase 400

Kek

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Apologies then m8, there's nothing to gloat about
"steph" off in a chopper, me back home on the ferry
Yes

root needs to get the fuck off the pitch. ruining this total with his poncey dots and dabs to third man

>no visual stream
shan't be watching then

a full strength soumya sarkar
Unironically turbo elite

Good thing England can’t bowl for shit

I've got a stream you can visualise mate. Interested?

just watched it cheers
Will Roy be found guilty of affray?

*pisses on you in public*

Looking forward to Tamim teeing of against the popgun Britisher attack on this flat wicket

lol the welsh boomer rocking out in the crowd

>budget Dilshan
>doing anything
Kek. He's had one good innings in his career and it was 9 years ago.

Your piss fetish is vile.

Grim.

>buy an iPhone charger in bulgaria
>lasts two weeks
>buy one on in based england
>lasts six months

Has a test hundred at lord's so he is better than sachin

>Britisher
Britisher is hilariously a word used by Yanks/Leafs. But they're Bongs and Bong Imports (ft. Paddy McAngus O'Marley)

Have you tried not being poor?

So does Ajit Agarkar

good knock by roy

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literally the innings 9 years ago i was referring to you brainlet

I'd wager I'm richer than most of you, the thing is, a dish on my house in this neighbourhood would result in people reeeeing about 'destroying the history and quality of the avenue' and I'm not doing that shit. Also, >funding Skoy.

oo very embarrassing! for sachin

new thread

based
are you the user who works as a skipper on rich cunts boats?

i love it

Noones buying that lad
If you were that rich you could pay someone to not be technologically retarded

So much for root lmao

ROY GONE
GET OUT
PISS OFF