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Reminder it was David Ross who sealed the deal on the Kimbrel signing

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bbbbbabsed!!!!!!

Oh screw you asshole

kill the idiot

Hey, I'm Inspector Godgers. Welcome to my list.

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DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

16th for the Washington Baseball Eagles

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Mitch “One Nut Wonder” Haniger

I just cannot believe what a massive slut Julianna Zobrist is. Pretending Ben forgot his lunch and showing up at the clubhouse still wearing her nightie. Knowing just the right angle to stand to let Javi see her sideboob. And knowing he'd tell Wilson. Getting Wilson on board was key for a white slut like her.

It was Javi who first pinched her ass. She squealed and pretended something Ben said excited her. Like a balding cuck he believed her, and found pride in it. Anyhow the raw thought of sucking all those jock cocks in their post game sweat made her pheromones fume and her pussy drip. Every player knew what was going on, except Ben. The problem with Ben is that he fucks like his batting stance: just sort of wiggles it like a retard.

HOWEVER I am eager for the upload of her instragram slut wife diary to get the hot deets.

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You can't say this. She's christian for God's sake!

Mitch “Half Gelding” Haniger

I loves me some Grandpa Rossie!

They need to make Ross a bench coach

If they get him back into the dugout during games, the magic will return.

Based G-Pa rossie laying down the law on /mlb/ buffoons

Would love to see my man Rossy smashing dingers again

Cubs have been doing good, but they haven't felt good in baserunning outside of Bryant. Baez has been sluggish lately. Super worrying.

For the love of God, someone get Rossy back riding pine for 9

Atlanta is a second rate organization. I hope you guys enjoy your first round exits

r o s s y what's that spell? win win win

Rossy just cant stop hitting..rossy just fucking owns ya

Rossy got the power he got the speed!

oh, uh
uh uh uh
rossy uh
uh uh uh
dingers uh
uh uh uh

uh g-pa uh rossy
uh hits da homers
just gave me a boner
hard on pitchers
makes em throw balls
Papa rossy just got his pitcher the calls

this is pretty cringe bro

Cringe alert high alert

shut the fuck up BITCH
just threw ya ass out

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Mitch “forever a 1-0 count” Haniger

cringe...
CUHRINGE!!

He's 1/2 nuts.

mitch "busting a nut" haniger

One ball short of a 2 pack

Well, you can say one thing about Mitch Haniger.

>Teboq hitting .155 against 18 year old kids.
What sport will he suck ass at next boys?

The puzzle I shall solve. Wise must be I

>Doubleheader today
>A full afternoon of baseball
>against the A's
I have mixed feelings.

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Can we all have a moment if silence for Mariners outfielder mitch hannigars left Testicle?

There's no reason to get teste.

Thinking about dogpiles

My boy Palumbo getting work done.

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lmao royals what was that

>roylels

Hit and runs are too mainstream so they tried something new, run and time out. Didn't work.

Here we go dogpiles here we go

>giolito day
>no gamethread
thanks rbo, probably still passed out

YOAN MOOOOOOOONCADA LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLOOLLLLLLLLLL!

JAAAAAAAAAMESSSSS SHIEEEEEEEELDSSSS LOOOOOOOLLL!

LUUUCAAAAASSS GIIIOOOOOLLIIIITTTOOOOO LMAOOOOOO

ugh...

michael kopech lol

looked like he called it a strike in the zone, was definitely not but he swung anyway

most of these players are younger than i am now

when the fuck did that happen? im depressed

How old are you?

26

There's no going back now, you can no longer make it to the majors

well luckily i dont play sports (other than cycling) so that doesnt mean anything to me

Ugh

I'm 23 and I feel the same way. some kid born in 2000 took the mound for the blue jays the other day

gah

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hng

gagashka

>11Ks in the last 4 innings
pitch count a bit high though, could still get a few more though

nyy v cle gamethread

kek... white sox kek

KEK

Astros desu

pingswing

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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That's not yadier molina

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Nick Punheta is such a great name

Lucas CY-elite-0.00

Based Bruce.

ugly

The Reds pitcher is the one that is based. Giving hits left and right and throwing pitches that are no where near the strike zone

That's not his only hit, fucko. Literally just dingered off of a well pitched ball last night.

Yeah, he is based

GIBSON NO

Scuba kek

yadi is shoddy

Put a search party on his ass. Pin a tail on this donkey.

I assure you I'm not pretending to be retarded

dis be sick yo
Also
TWIIIINS BABY

Rags take game one!
>inb4 you're late

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Oh youre late wankwad

Damn, that was a relaxing game.

“We’re here and we’re fuckin doing great” - Nick Pivetta on live television

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>Houston
>▲
>▲▲
>lose to the orioles

Post your all star picks /mlb/

1B Edwin Encarnacion, Josh Bell
2B Tommy La Stella, Ketel Marte
3B Alex Bregman, Nolan Arenado
SS Xander Bogaerts, Trevor Story
OF AL Joey Gallo, George Springer, Mike Trout
OF NL Ronald Acuna, Cody Bellinger, Christian Yelich
C Gary Sanchez, Yasmani Grandal
DH J.D. Martinez

>be houston
>lose

>be houston
>lose

>be houston
>lose

>be houston
>lose

>be houston
>lose

>be houston
>lose

>be houston
>lose

>be phillies
>collapse

Tards @ Cubs

Órale. I’m ready to violate my parole and beat down some Giants fags tonight.

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Doyers @ Jints

cuhringe

braves win

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>tries to stereotype hispanics
>posts retarded white guy
ok

>yankees dont even have 40 wins yet
hahahahahhahaha imagine being a fan of this shit organization

>lose to detroit
>to fucking detroit
>they're STILL using Matt Magill
is this the end of the road for the twins?

Braves win and jackson with a save

>twinks

t___s

>tloses

>cusbs
LMAO

>tloses
kek
>tloses

All points bulletin... we have an amber alert... this fool done lost his mind

>the chad arenado slide

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kek

Cringe

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>be minnesota
>not win

Is it cringe to wear a hat from your team's farm system if you've never been to a game?

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No.

no

At least look up the minor league stats for one of your big league players who played for them

based

Depends on the logo/mascot.

nope.
>trash pandas
>sod poodles
>yard goats
>mud hens
>ironpigs
>fisher cats
I love minor league names and some of them have nice logos too.

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>DEREK JETER WITH ONE OF THE MOST UNBELIEVABLE PLAYS YOU WILL EVER SEE BY A SHORTSTOP

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I'm not gonna cry.

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for me, it's the Sacramento Solons

>being named after an Athenian statesman

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>tardinals

BAJP KEK BAJP

kek scuba

KEK BAJP KEK

scuba kek

skooma kek

scubida boobida

skumba kek

skubiskcuba

scuba duba doo

>Ruins your pitch count with a Schwarbomb

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nice

Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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cusb

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The tardinals fucking suck! LOL KEK LOL JEJ LOL

youtube.com/watch?v=ZgoNWotRgOs

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LOSE LOUIS!

>cup check

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gay louis fairies
the gapeway arse

A BIG RED DOWN ARROW

you fucking lard tards... I'm excited as FUCK bout this team. we're so fuckin young...we got miraculous mikolas, masterful molina, bouncin bader, ominous ozuna, salsa con carp, godly goldschmidt, merry martinez, fantastic flaherty, wonderful wong...who the fuck yall got?!

Josh Hader once struck out three whole batters

And then we found out he was a racist at the All Star game and everyone got to see him shit the bed. And his family all take off his jersey number.

Your pitcher never struck out 3 batters

Oh yeah? My pitcher struck out 3 whole batters AND got a ground out to end the game, all in the same inning.

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No way? 3?! Hot damn....HOT DAYUMN!!!!!

Hm...3 putouts in an inning you say? I don't believe it

All I'm asking for is some time

she makes me wanna go to Denny's

Alonso>Bell

>Actually wanting Denny's
I'd rather eat the Diarrhea that's Taco Bell first.

Anonymous 06/08/19(Sat)21:43:03 No.93291637▶
>tardinals
>>
Anonymous 06/08/19(Sat)21:44:18 No.93291674▶
BAJP KEK BAJP
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Anonymous 06/08/19(Sat)21:46:47 No.93291743▶
kek scuba
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Anonymous 06/08/19(Sat)21:46:49 No.93291746▶
KEK BAJP KEK
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Anonymous 06/08/19(Sat)21:47:53 No.93291783▶
scuba kek
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Anonymous 06/08/19(Sat)21:48:57 No.93291817▶
skooma kek
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Anonymous 06/08/19(Sat)21:53:57 No.93291975▶
scubida boobida
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Anonymous 06/08/19(Sat)21:56:12 No.93292033▶
skumba kek
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skubiskcuba
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Anonymous 06/08/19(Sat)22:04:49 No.93292297▶
scuba duba doo

Cataloging the good posts I see

Do the cubs have the most autistic fanbase on Yea Forums?

At least we still have the Blues, where the fuck are the Blackhawks?

Oht/a/ni wins his first anime duel against Kikuchi

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A Dynasty and they would have dominated the entire decade if not for the Salary Cap.

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oh no no nonononono

Sigh...

Who here /won 2 games today/?

Not so fast rest of the league.

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Rags won twice today!
what a relief.

youtube.com/watch?v=QfCOJLRk2D4

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The genny is under assault

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Cute pic

Schwarber dealt with the fatty.

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It's our year

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s-schwarbie?

SCHWARBER GET UMPBALLED! SCHWARBER MAD AT UMPS! SCHWARBER SMASH BALL!

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>Poodres

>it was 4-0

>rags

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fuking idiot

Where them Poodres fans go?

Lmao why is her hand so small?

CUBBIES NOW THE FEATHERWEIGHT AND BANTERWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD.

how do we stop these guys

Any you real niggas watch college ball?
Vandy pitcher threw a no hitter with 19 strikeouts. Kid is 18 years old.
UCLA currently bases loaded top 11th with no outs staring at elimination if they lose.

glad to see i'm not alone on this one.

5-4 UCLA

The top of the 11th was the craziest inning of baseball I think I've ever witnessed.

>Vandy pitcher threw a no hitter with 19 strikeouts. Kid is 18 years old.
Kumar Rocker. The kid's got some absolutely nasty stuff too.

twitter.com/PitchingNinja/status/1137561046019915776

twitter.com/PitchingNinja/status/1137571444005777408

damn heard about him at the draft last year... this kid's gonna be good

Does anyone else feel reminded of Maddux when they watch Soroka, or do I just think that because he's white, plays for the Braves, and throws a sinker?

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that pitch is thrown by most relief pitchers and a good handful of starters around the game nowadays

someone dogpile the asshole above me^^

>Doyers win

¡ARIBA!

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Cringe, relocation when?

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I went to a few games and stopped because my school's team is top tier garbage.

CUBS
U
B
S

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That sucks. My alma mater is UCLA where we are good in all of the irrelevant college sports and suck at football and basketball. But I've followed a lot of pac12 baseball and sec baseball over the years. Would be wild for a UCLA vandy cws

What team should I root for?

Braves Finland

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Was also meant for

Are they any good?

Yes, they need some pitching added but their bats are fucking brutal. They just signed dallas kuechel, a good new pitcher to shore up the rotation. Acuna is a wunderkind and everyone loves Freddie freeman. Plus chief nocahoma

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Mess with us you get the pile

Fuck the barves. They have the most obnoxious fans and they're chokers. Plus the Tomahawk Chop song is fucking annoying as shit.

Teams that will never lose again

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>t. gets tomahawk chopped in his own stadium

Jane Fonda

binlan :DD

The absolute state of Brett Gardner

Based

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LOSEDIANS!!!!!!!

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Lmao
>mad
>at yourself

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After much contemplation I have decided to become a diehard Rockies fan

The Rockies are okay. Good choice.
>barves btfo

Stankees kek

Fuck you Finland your country has always been shit in the /hoc/ threads. Pedorado deserves your ass

I hate to love you
sny.tv/mets/news/watch-mets-bobby-v-recalls-brilliant-disguise-after-ejection-20-years-later/307903512

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>barves btfo

At least Colorado has a hockey team

Sven with the bantz
Finland 2 barves 0

Dont you have some 12 year old panties to post

Change your underwear retard

Hahahaha. It's okay, TBS. At least, hahaha, you still have, hahahaha, Jane, hahahaha, Fonda. Hahahahahahahaha

This asshole set my blood to boil

Much cuter than binland desu

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Based binlan working shitlanta into an absolute seeth

Atlanta is a cancer and the Braves are a tumor.

SUOMI ::DDDDDD
ATL in full meltdown SEETHE...
pull yourself together for G*d's sake...

Atlanta is a shitty city, but we shouldn't bully them, right?

nyy v cle gamethread

Their fans on Yea Forums are horrible. Bully away.

Atlanta and the Braves are rubber and /mlb/ is glue whatever you guys say bounces off of us and sticks to you.

>be Brett Gardener
>mad because you struck out or something
>get mad at your helmet
>helmet fights back

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Atlanta sports fans are a bizarre combination of the most annoying inner city black people and the most annoying rural white people. It doesn't help that they basically get everything from Mississippi to Charlotte to themselves.

It's about time someone did something about the Atlanta menace.

>yaks

We did it once and we can do it again

Gardener is just suffering from manlet rage, he's the only player on the Yankees roster under 6'0"

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>Fin dabbing on bavres

Hire a Fin to win.

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I'm still waiting for a giant statues of Sherman to be erected all along the path of freedom in carved through the South.

Or a baseball team named after the Union using Sherman as the mascot.

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>yanksfags have to root for the Sox now

Based

No hate, but why the Rockies?

>Rangers have been one of the best teams in the AL over the last couple weeks
>Can’t move up in the standings because pooston has also been one of the best teams in the AL over the last couple weeks

REEEEEEEE

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Cause Finns like snow.

>Rags

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>Best teams
>Feeding on the trash teams in the Baby League.
This is why the National league is superior, it's not just one team in each division dominating it while the rest are trash.

>spurdo knows American cities are bad because Yea Forums told him
>Atlanta has fans

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I like the aves and the colors look cool

that's fair.

You've never been out of the south have you?

Remember that time they threw trash on the field because they didn't understand the INFIELD FLY RULE?

I'm from Philadelphia.

I live to watch shitty fans trash their own field.

Its hilarious.

You're from Philly and your testimony is that American cities aren't shit?

What's worse? Trash or batteries?

Philadelphia is the South of the North.

It wasnt an infield fly
It wasn't called an infield fly until after the fact
Braves got shafted.

For me it's being part of the best fan base in baseball. The atlanta braves.

>sniffle

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Not a brave
Not an argument

>a bad call by an ump justifies acting like babies and littering their own playing field with garbage
The city of Atlanta ladies and gentlemen

Harper just tried stealing home!!!!

Did he get out like a faggot?

Should have stormed the field and dogpile that shit ump desu

Imagine having 0 passion for your team. What shit fan base are you part of

yes

Based

Based

>28-3

>to scared to answer
Thank you for conceding.
Not a Failcons fan btw

Still trying to justify a chimpout.

>just take it bro
still trying to justify being a cuck

>atlosers

Hoskins is slumping hard, and was 1-2. The pitch was strike 3, but the ump got distracted by Harper. Basically just took the out for Hoskins, and nearly got the steal.

>still better than your team whomst you are so embarrassed to even mention

>gets the olympics
>gets blown up

...atlosers...

Yord/a/n!

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...

>getting beat by the marlins

...atlosers...
!!atlosers!!

Casual

Marlins 3 Atlanta 1

Atl 2 Marlins 1*

marlins and phillies own your ass >:]]

>his team STILL doesn’t have at least 40 wins

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>Braves dom the Marlins
>illies
You got anything with substance or just gonna spout bullshit

ahem....

atlosers

that is all

The hero Yea Forums needs now

*Is superior to you*
*triggers mlb*

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damn...we surely will win a ton bro surely bro... we got magnificent maddux, gallant glavine, and succulent smoltz!

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>he mad

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>barfs

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oh fuck you, I'm done.

>all this asspain over the barves
/mlb/ confirmed retards

Fucking finally
Will say as soon as you gave up so did the marlins

I AM LIVID!!!

Let's go Bravos!

Lmao on god nigga atlosers aint even fuckin created my nigga

the braves run this joint! yall niggas be seethin! come to my phat crib yo n talk shit c what happens!

The barfs aren’t even .600, why does anyone pay attention to this team?

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Watching them fail is part of the fun, user.

could you imagine rooting for a team without multiple 4 home run games
I can't

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>pebbles

>scrolling through live cams looking for girls being naughty
>every once in a while glance at a guy and think "he'd be a cute girl"
>it's happening more and more often
anyway go cubs

Joyce Goteeem

bbbased!

Just come out already and get yourself some free drinks.

Fellow cubs fan I see

Doyers @ Jints

>balk

Acuna homer coming

>MARLELS
>MARLELS
>MARLELS

>marlels

Jose Urena has created a monster

Get fucked
Get fucked
Get fucked
Get fucked
Get fucked
Get fucked
Get fucked
Get fucked
Get fucked

Unf barves yeah
Noc a homa
Fuck ya motha
Barves own ya

Wizard

No one is safe from my digits. Marlins lose in the 10th

Marlins bout to walk a run

>HE ACTUALLY DID IT THE MAD MAN
>MARLELS
>MARLELS
>MARLELS
>MARLELS

>4 straight walks with 2 outs to walk in the go ahead run

lmao

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>fish

This guy comes up to the plate with the bases loaded from walks and no outs. What do you do?

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Throw it into the dirt

Fucking Marlins and your homer-robbing dome

>
M8 he just didnt get enough on that one it didnt hit the roof

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>barves

>braves do well
>tons of posts
>braves give back the run
>Nothing
Starting to think the braves hate is a meme

>barves
LMAO'ing at these scrubs

>bavres

>barfs
>lillies

oh no yikies!!!!!!!!!

Let's go Bravos!

We may never win again...

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Memery confirmed

Sure feels good to root for the Twins and not the Barfs or the Dedfish

Hey there bandwagoner. Enjoy your stay.

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Kelvin Herrera can't stay on this roster, he's horrendous

>moustakas has 20 hrs
lolwut

Seething sub .600, sub-40 win team fan

Got 'em!

dj 'The fucking machine" lemahieu is going to get a plaque in yankee stadium and basically he fucked your bitch

It's a minnesota team. Theyll fuck it up somehow
>mild
>viqueens
>cucks
>red rangers

But But the Lynx!

Whomstve?

This is the year of Minnesota. The curse ends in 2019-2020

I'll believe it when I see it

>"If the playoffs started today, the Rangers would be in the playoffs"
>"And if my grandma didn't die she'd be alive"

Good ole Pedro

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Braves win!

>fish

Marlins? more like Winlins

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retard spotted on the premises...lets take him out boys

Imagine rooting for a team that isn’t going to make the playoffs

Nothing but wankers and assholes in this one

Imagine only rooting for a team if they make the playoffs.

You wouldn’t know what that feels like

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Sup skank

Love blooms in /mlb/ as a new broship is bonded

bandwagon wankie spotted

Wankie takeover!!

Astros desu, also broships are gay

oh I wank ya
then I make bank on ya
have a fat wallet
only get valet parkin
watch as ya barkin in a seeth
its almost hard to believe
bring ya back to /mlb/ old days
plenty o trips but hey
thats old Yea Forums for ya

CRINGE CUHHHHRINGE AHHH THIS IS CRINGE BE HOUSTON LOSE ASSTROS KEK AHHH CUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRIIIIIIIINGEEEEEE AVATARFAGS CUHHHRINGE

Seething sub-40 in team fan

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Unadulterated cringe

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user was implying he only rooted for teams that make the playoffs, which means they root for every team that makes the playoff.
filtered.

Red alert houspie spotted

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CHOO CHOOOOOOO

CHOO ABOARD!

youtube.com/watch?v=1oJAVJPX0YY

Imagine not having 45 wins right now and a world series in this decade, yes stay seething.

Cope

Houspie is in an uncontrollable seeth! I gotta get outta here!

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>a SINGULAR series win this decade
Lmao you’re winning because your division is shit. NL is where the real competition is, faggot

At least until the world series

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cope

>only a single team on the NL has broken .600 at any point this season past 10 wins

Yes, the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

The only team in the NL that matters are the dodgers, man the NL is fucking weak

>Eloy Jimenez's 471 foot home run to center

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Unequivocally based

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Dodgers only win because their entire league is made of literal shit moulded into the shape of a complete baseball team

yes but let's talk about how they will lose the world series to the twins this year

They will, but that’s besides the point.

How can they lose to a team that will get eliminated by the yankees as usual?

Yankees aren’t even making the playoffs. They’re not even at 40 wins

>4 consecutive HRs
>the absolute state of Poodres

Phillies fans
>Oh we lost but cant win them all hehe At least we got a game over the 'Barves' hehe Sweeps are cool but winning the series is what really matters hehe
>Braves actually end up winning their game

At least i stopped watching after we took the lead 2-1

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Redditor forced meme spotted!
Red Alert!
Red Alert!
Redditor is in /mlb/!

>poodres

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Back to back to back toback jacks, Jack

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Redditotor spooteddddd!!

Did you by any chance look into a mirror before making this post ?

sorry i had no clue i honestly didnt even know... I just repeated what the other asshole said and got burnt because of it. I guess this is what it means to be "pwn'd"... Ugh i fucking hate it

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Ay dawg thats on me holmes I shoulda been aware bruh

Meths @ Cubs

Who cares? Both of these teams suck dog shit straight from the ass

every girl crazy for a puddin head retard in pinestripes

They can't keep getting away with this

You now realize Madison is a girl's name

>pinestripes

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Can this guy get more fucking based?
Chokeland really fucked up by letting him go

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lol Based Muncy

twitter.com/MLB/status/1137816993762029568

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LET THE KIDS PLAY

Chimpgarner btfo

He talks a lot for a guy who was on his way out a couple years ago.

tick tock tick tock Lillies as based Barves about to take the division the remainder of the year. Thanks for warming it for us though, we will take it from here while you fall to 4th by the end of the season again.

let's go astros

Bumgardener status:

[X] BTFO

BTFOgarner

dang...
gg, A's.

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Supposedly Muncy told bum to run the bases with him too. Can you get more MUNCED?

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I admire your tenacity yet laugh at your desperation

Where did these braves fans come from out of nowhere all of a susden

>bavres

We run spee

Not sure what's more amusing: braves fans coming out of the woodwork, or phillies fans seething.

>Report #Dodgers looking into the trade market for #cubs catcher Willson Contreras

I'd just like to remind everyone that the NL East was never this cancerous when the Nationals were keeping the PHI, ATL and NY menace in their respective places. You're welcome.

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Keep dreaming

Who has more balls? Yadier Molina or Mitch Haniger?

They don't need that clown when they have Will "The Thrill" Smith to complete the whitest team starting lineup in baseball.

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>0 postseason series victories

And 100% cancer free

>Bumfaggot taking that Muncy dick then getting mad

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No! No!
Bumbum NEVER watches HIS own home runs LOL

youtube.com/watch?v=2JluIUMbquo

hahahahahhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Who's the shortest guy in the league right now?

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BREAKING: David Ortiz shot in altercation in Dominican Republic

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And nothing of value was lost

Cubs win!
Cubs win!!
It's a sweep!

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Have sex

You'll just have to give up all your good starters and what's left of your farm system to pry Contreras from the Cubs.

He's fine, it was just the leg

>st losers

where's BAJP?

Crying in a corner after seeing Schwarber beasting on the Tards again.

RIP Big Papi

BAJP KEK BAJP

BAJP KEK BAJP

damn, rip

S

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Schwarbie heads ww@

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S

Steroid using, obese Bostonian shot in DR
>S

Have sex

F

the icefight gods demanded a sacrifice

S

In order for the new steroid user to play for the Sox, the old one had to die

>back to being the marlels

Bumgarner is so fucking annoying with his >muh unwritten rules garbage. It's a game you humorless fuck, have fun.

Promoting bat flips is fucking cancer
That said
Muncy barely pimped his home run compared to what other faggots In the league do

apology for poor english

when were you when david ortiz dies?

i was sat at home eating smegma butter when john ring

‘ortiz is kill’

‘no’

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Obsessed and seething

Them bumfuck shouldn't have been a pussy and threw at Muncy at the next AB.
This just makes Bumfuck look weak as shit that all he did was bitc.

When I take shit i call it cubs playing in wrigley

Have sex

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>3 R
>4 H
>2 BB
>4 RBI
>in 2 games
>Was the one who knocked the starter out of both games.
Beastly

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Have sex

>Tardinals get swept
>Bloos get BTFO
>No football team
>No Basketball
LOL Taint Louis

what

h-ho-hol-holy-holy b-ba-bas-base-based-based!-!!-!!!-!!!!-!!!!!-!!!!!

Obsessed and seething

>scuba

Why do Card Sox fans hate Schwarber so much? You can choose to root against ANY player in baseball and you choose Schwarber? You guys are pathetic. Cubs are winning the eries

Schwarbie make you seeth

schwarbie putt'n ya in a seeth?

No I love the guy, he's awesome

based schwarbie disciple

Schwarbie dog piles you with his crazy cat eyes

>Cardinals
youtube.com/watch?v=IlJJfyatUNo

>White Sox
youtube.com/watch?v=6Mx7cWWhEeo

Card Sox are based

cubgers?

about what

these dogpiles are really getting to me

Royubs you newfag

Cubgers make ya seeth?
Cubyals make ya seeth?

based cubyals cubgers broships... cubgeryals

Cubyals > Card Sox

>twusb

Obsessed and seething

New thread? Schwarbers got you covered

imagine being a fan of not one, but two, sub .500 teams

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