bros i'm literally shaking i want cowboy to win but if tony loses he's going to be stuck in purgatory for a real long time, and even then he might flip and chris benoit his family.
stance switches to throw off counters constant pressure elbows mixed with jabs to really punish countering constant body work to build fatigue from the pressure brutal front body kicks amazing guard rolling when hes rocked to give him recovery and distance creative combinations
this dude is a savant
Ethan Bailey
glances off smiff's left brow ridge
Jason Sullivan
Fuck Cowboy Fuck Al And Fuck every other Reddit fighter out there.
Austin Torres
conveniently when hes not fighting for the UFC huh?
There is a limit to how good Sage can get with his boomerang Dad running his coaching but Dana is not an altruist here
Fighting is spectacle and Sage from looks and crazy strikes alone could fill arenas fighting cans for years
James Johnson
Smith is such a bum lol
Jose Turner
All things considered, its better if tony wins tomorrow. Cowboy gets smothered by khabib at best or heemed by dustin at worst.
Jeremiah Rogers
Yea and bear my children
Ian Sanders
looking pretty grim for papa cowboy
Josiah Jones
Cowboy would fucking destroy Dustin and khabib at the same time
Cooper Bell
punished Trigg reffing, can't be worse than his Rizin commentary
booting people in the top of the head when they are on the ground/ already unconscious should not only be allowed, but should me the official only way to actually end a fight. fight goes to decision? great, thats fine, but then the loser has to lie down.
Jack Phillips
based as fuck
Anthony Lewis
ElessDee123
Benjamin Jackson
In many ways this is true. A fight is not truly finished until at least one man is unconscious on the ground. For this reason, it is imperative that we make Conor Khabib II
People always say the reason Cruz gets so injured is because of his intense movement style and stuff but it's no worse than what every boxer does right?
Robert Wright
where's the meat
Brandon Gray
cruz does wrestling as well which fucks up his knees way more than just the movement, it's the movement in to wrestling transitions that probably do the most damage
Dana is such a cunt, what a condescending thing to say. Of course Sage should stop fighting because he's young and smart and has better things to do, but to say a sport isn't for him when he did win 6 (six) UFC fights is insulting.
He might have peaked and be on his way to can town, but he did have a fair bit of success with the sport. 'It's not for you' is what you tell hopelessly bad people.
Masvidal gassed getting outwrestled by fucking Damian Maia
William Sullivan
>WMMA meme ends yet again after having yet another shitty co-main >Wojak meme ends >Dad Cerrone meme ends >Three piece with the soda meme ends >Max FW GOAT meme ends when Frankie heems him >UFC meme ends with BKFC Artem Vs. Paulie >The Luke Rockhold is a bum meme ends when he learns how to use his hands and heems Jan >Khabib is good meme ends when he gets exposed by literally any wrestler >Tony meme continues forever >Jones meme continues forever >Goober meme continues forever >Ryan Hall meme continues forever >Funky meme continues forever Feels good to be on the right side of things
lol, is that who that is? I never heard of him before. They are both coming off losses, not too concerned with can fights anyways
Lincoln Sanchez
out fucking your mom
Levi Ward
Combate just ended, Totanon is streaming UFC 15.5 now
Adrian Phillips
meant for
Brayden Nguyen
Yo Coral what are you doing tonight
Daniel Flores
playing borderlands 2
Jayden Mitchell
which character
Nicholas Morgan
MAya
Cooper Rivera
>salsa dances towards you >eats your punch to the jaw, collapses stone dead on the floor >eats your raining heavy blows on his head >dark souls rolls away from you >takes another blow to the back of the head and collapses again >takes about 50 unanswered shots to the head >gets you in a triangle suddenly >elbows your face off >chokes you out Heh. Nice Try Mijo. #ChampShitOnly | XTA | #SnapIntuIt | Hometeam
Absolutely BASED BJJ white belt who BTFO'd Dana's jewery regarding PPV. He's also a #TonyTorpedo with a really cool flair on reddit. Don't you dare call him that though.
Dylan Miller
Rin's back
Kevin Cruz
>white belt uhhhhh.... haha.... well about that...
I just got out of the hospital for sepsis so it's PBJ and water for me
Josiah Thomas
Lentil and beef soup... I literally eat this every day of my life throughout college. At least its nutritious and I'm not a starving Ethiopian so I should be grateful I guess.
Dominic Perez
damn was is from staph? this is why i dont roll bjj and just hit the pads all day
I was in the hospital with staph when I was 12 years old.
Tyler Fisher
>tfw have to watch Smellator on the 14th because Rena and Horiguchi are fighting there >there are twelve fucking fights on the undercard and seventeen fucking fights altogether what the fuck is Lellator's problem .....to sit through all of those bumfights just to watch rory macshittald get flushed even further and old man chael and machida stumble about the cage literally how does Pooator have fans
Henry Williams
woah its almost like nobody is forcing you to watch the prelim fillers they only show on their website at 5 in the afternoon
frogging crazy dude
Lincoln Bailey
I had an infection in my intestines that I didn't notice and it spread to my blood.
Christian Campbell
isn't she fighting a can?
Jack Hill
>People won't even watch it for free in the United States. They got $5 billion in cash behind them and you look at their numbers ... pretty pathetic. There's nothing there. If you look at any other company we ended up buying in the past, there was value. There's no value to that company, whatsoever. If you look at Pride, look at all the contracts we got from Pride, all the guys that came over. Look at the Pride library. Amazing library, with some of the most talented fighters of all times. When we bought WFA, we bought it because Rampage had a contract with them. When we bought Strikeforce, we bought their library. Just the fights we had with Nick Diaz alone, were worth buying that company. shut up scott be thankful anyone is watching your bummator card at all
>le people's main event! :D le dad cowboy! le wacky tony!!! Reminder that Cejudo and Moraes are both infinitely more talented than those two geriatric bums, and only cum gargling mandrama cazzies think otherwise.
Nolan Watson
I'm really fucking worried about the fight getting stopped by a confused ref when Tony inevitably starts rolling around the whole octagon to absorb a punch.
If I tried that last shit, I'd tear myself in half.
Tyler Mitchell
>Free of charge for three (3) years counting Sad. Really did a number on that half an ounce of brain you have on your copecel dome, my CTE'd (by me) loser.
>ACKSCHUALLY, in hindsight!! You fucking Aussie, I'm gonna heem you.
Tony is the unofficial lw champ. Just like Romero in mw. Only cazzies value belts
Alexander Williams
that's some low-energy shit for R1
Mason Jackson
LMAO that's bitch weight, I could deadlift 3pl8 within my first 3 months of training.
Chase Cook
>BITCHES, I'M HERE WITH NEW WORLD CHAMPION, REPRESENTING 10TH PLANET JIUJITSU, FUCKING UP MOTHERFUCKERS, UNBELIVABLE, I FEEL BAD FOR THAT DOGSHITSTAINI, HE BETTER WORK ON HIS WRASLIN' SHIT, HE'S GONNA GET MEXICAN FUCKING FOREARM RIGHT IN HIS HEAD! CHAMP SHIT ONLY LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER! EDDIE BRAVO, HE TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS MOTHERFUCKER! THIS IS FEAR OF EL CUCUY!
Good evening /heem/ Is everyone excited for the UFC fights tomorrow?
Angel Howard
but could you do it on a balance trainer with a mind control chip inside your leg?
Nathan Gomez
END OF YEAR CHAMPS Flyweight >Division nuked Bantamweight >Cruz Featherweight >Frankie Lightweight >Tony Welterweight >Still Kamaru because he is still ducking Middleweight >Still knucks because he is still heemed Light Heavyweight >Still Jones because he is still GOAT Heavyweight >Stipe
Josiah Adams
I don't know lads, Tony seemed scared at hand shake.
Reminder that Aljamain sterling has no father and is responsible for supporting his mother and his 15 siblings. (Not a meme)
Alexander Morgan
Nutin tasta! t.Tonyfrogs
Austin Hall
>Eddie goes on and on about flat earth shit >Joe lets him >Eddie goes on and on about whatever bullshit he wants >Joe is fine with it >Eddie brings up the fbi declass >Joe abruptly has the footage cut They got to joe bros, he's compromised Eddie is onto something for SURE
Juan Ward
Who do you guys got Cejudo or Moraes?
Jordan Baker
Moraes by murder. I'm at a loss as to why Cejudo would sign for this fight.
real fight fans stay up for the fucking fights you bozo. and yeah. There is a place you can watch the fights. You can go watch the fucking card on demand on ESPN+. Get a fucking job you bum. And hey, tell your dumb fucking friend Schaub thanks for the tip about mmastreams.
It may seem that tony is a really good interpretive dancer but from his perspective he genuinely is playing basketball and dodging the attacks of bloodthirsty demons
Luke Sanchez
I just really hate le weird xd man
Cameron Jones
Why do people call him this? He's not being Le Quirky Hot Topic faggot to be cool and quirky or whatever, he's a literal fucking autist who has the occasional lapse into psychosis you Tony h8ers always act as if he is akin to some gamer girl or something when he is the real deal and just being his sperg self
Logan King
feel bad for you mate, i couldn't eat one thing everyday
Lucas Reed
This. Tony should be commended for being as successful as he is considering his condition.
Xavier King
Important follow up question: Would you consider yourself to be white?
Liam Hall
>tfw dilly nips no matter how lean I am Why bros... I’m natty.. I don’t eat onions, I only drink from glass... it’s not fair. Only look normal when it’s cold af
Mason Reyes
Your a soi boy
Lincoln Diaz
>He's not being Le Quirky Hot Topic faggot to be cool and quirky or whatever Nah man. I know plenty of people in real life and I guaranfuckingtee you that he thinks he looks like a cool killer while he's doing his retarded fucking dance. I guess it's working since he has all of his buttboys on /heem/ to suck it up because HAHA HE THINKS THERE'S A CHIP IN HIS LEG :DDD yep.
Austin Stewart
>I know plenty of people in real life meant to say I know plenty of people like him in real life
Tyler Cruz
N-no this can’t be happening! I’m in charge here!
Joseph Rivera
>know plenty of people in real life Woah get a load of this big shot mr popular over here amirighr?
this site always uploads most/all fights of a UFC card almost immediately after they happen in pretty decent quality. it will definitely have all the main card fights and very likely most/all of the prelim fights as well
You will laugh when he gets heemed, you will laugh again when he gets heemed again, you will laugh one final time when he gets heemed yet again, but you will be crying when he recovers from getting heemed to heem tappying Cowcuck
Can we all just come to an agreement not to post streaming sites during 238? If you can't find any links you aren't trying. I don't want my stream to be shut down in the middle because CoolBJJguy91 on instagram wanted a link
This phrase is thrown around a lot, often without prompt or genuine meaning, and is often used to signify that you do not agree with someone's views. However, I am very confident in the fact that I am using the phrase correctly due to the evidence that you yourself supplied to us through your own idiocy in exposing yourself. Ahem. Fuck off back to r*ddit
Aaron Ortiz
kek based
Aaron Ramirez
my post is on there
Jayden Cox
>Askren looking tentative here >All of his takedowns have been stuffed by Masvidal >you gotta wonder what that does physically and mentally to a fighter >only the first round and Askren looks gassed >Askren being very one-dimensinal here, his striking is levels below Masvidal >Askren told us his gameplan was to drag Masvidal to deepe- WOOOOOOOOOOW >HE'S OUT ASKREN'S OUT STOP THE FIGHT >JUST. LIKE. THAT >OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH MY GOD >OH. MY GOD. >OH MY GOODNESS >ASKREN DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT OVERHAND RIGHT COMING! >neither did I, lets look at the replay here >Aaaaaaaaand BAM ohhhhhhh that was NASTY >out on his feet cold the moment it landed
I think I like it here thanks, I think I might just make heem my new home
Aaron Hill
shut the fuck up steamboating
Evan Martin
>just an insane finish to this fight, Joe >George had told us that he was training a lot with Colby leading up to this >Looks like it paid dividends, DC >I think its safe to say we know who the best white guy is at 170, Dom
>Ohhhhh wait a second >Wait a second! >Askren has a hold of that wrist! >Oh my god I thought he was out cold! >Jorge was just raining BOMBS but Askren got a hold of those arms >OHHHHH look at that granby roll he's got a hold of jorge now >Jorge has to be careful! If he isn't careful he's- >OHHHH ASKREN'S GOT A HOLD OF HIS NECK >HE'S SQUEEZING MASVIDAL'S HEAD LIKE A WATERMELON >HE'S OUT HE'S OUT HE DIDN'T EVEN GET TIME TO TAP >HE'S NOT BREATHING HIS THROAT'S BEEN CRUSHED >HE'S DEAD BY GOD >ASKREN IS A FUUUUUUCKIN B B B B B B BEAST!
>you're an asspie if you don't have intricate knowledge of spanish ufc hours So wake up at 3 you fucking mong
Ethan King
stop digging the hole you're embarrassing yourself bro Just accept you goofed and move on b. it's tawlf i know but it is wha diddizz b
Asher Barnes
dubs and tony wins trips and Cerrone wins singles and Dana White is a massive fucking faggot
Christopher Perry
>you
Owen Lee
Just go to fucking bed at a reasonable time you neet
Leo Hughes
There’s nothing like some hot bidet water on your bum on a cold morning after taking a huge Schaub
Easton Foster
Unironically considering getting one after my asshole started bleeding earlier today. Thaults? is it worth it?
Carson Ward
Bidet Penn
Parker Butler
now THIS is some good ol fashion humor
Matthew Perez
So, serious question. Has anyone else ever noticed ALEXA GRASSO is KRISTEN BELLs doppelganger? You could literally shop each others faces in pics and it would be mAgIcK.
>having a perfect or near perfect 20 something win record cringe >having a record of about 20 wins and 10 losses Kino Guys like nate diaz and joe lauzon are the REAL warriors, not Bumbib
CHICAGO – MMA Junkie is on scene and reporting live from Saturday’s UFC 238 event, and you can join us for live play-by-play and official results beginning at 6:15 p.m. ET (3:15 p.m. PT).
The event takes place at United Center in Chicago. The main card airs on pay-per-view following prelims on ESPN and ESPN+/UFC Fight Pass.
In the main event, flyweight champion Henry Cejudo (14-2 MMA, 8-2 UFC) takes on Marlon Moraes (22-5-1 MMA, 4-1 UFC) for the vacant bantamweight title. Cejudo is trying to become the fourth fighter in UFC history to hold two belts at the same time. And in the co-feature, women’s flyweight champ Valentina Shevchenko (16-3 MMA, 5-2 UFC) puts her belt on the line for the first time when she takes on challenger Jessica Eye (14-6 MMA, 4-5 UFC).
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Continue giving me (you)s, you little Spanish slut.
Ian Thomas
thicc Joanna is best
Sebastian Fisher
what do you think joanna is like in bed
Noah Jenkins
horse
Justin Sanchez
demanding
Jason Torres
Shut the fuck up faggot talking about your fucking namefags and your discord trannies either discuss heems or discuss my fist heemimg your face you bum
imagine having so little to live for that you automatically and blindly support anyone from Brazil just because your shitheap of a country isn't advanced enough like the glorious United States of America to adopt a worldly view in which you support a man based on his character and not his flag
Moraes has no TDD and we've no idea about his chin. Henry should also be quicker. there's a very good chance Henry sparks or decisions him. not saying it will happen, but it's a very intriguing fight. both guys have questions for the other to answer
Luis Wilson
delete this
Anthony Hill
FUCK, lads. I want neither of them to lose.
This is the best and worst fight they could've made.
those were a long time ago, though. maybe he's taken PEDs since to strengthen his durability and recovery. getting dropped means it isn't made of iron, but that doesn't necessarily mean it's weak. also, Dodson is a pretty hard hitter tbf.
I do think there's a decent chance Henry outboxes him. it really is a fucking excellent fight.
shut the fuck up luke u miserable shit stirring drama loving poofter
Kayden Jones
IDK about that senpai, Wonderboy probably could have gotten a working gameplan from Wideman. It'd be a lot closer to even odds than either fighter deserves at this point in their careers tho.
John Morgan
haha ew haha
Henry Carter
Cerrone loves his own fans but is really homophobic. Comment brokeback mountain on one of his posts.
no one gives a shit u sickly little twerp. find a new hobby instead of trying to find ways to be miserable all the time
Logan Reyes
I really wish when cowboy was talking about how Conor would “get mounted” if he moved up to 155, way back at the “who the fook” presser, Conor has just shouted back something about brokeback mountain
Ryan Nguyen
he doesn't really paint himself out to be that great of a guy on rogan. He could have changed a lot in that time, but I doubt it.
Asher Lopez
shut the fuck up valbong
Kevin Wood
in another timeline, cowboy beats conor instead of nate, and we're forced to talk about cowboy for 2+ years.
Lincoln Johnson
>I do think there's a decent chance Henry outboxes him. yeah i think Henry has to many weapons to bring to the fight however this is the first orthodox he's fought in awhile so that might throw him off
Michael Adams
Oh my god I fucking hate this cunt so much.
Luis Clark
I invented ElessDee123
Nathan Price
you are still alive you rat? How have you not killed yourself yet?
Christian Brooks
Cowboy literally said he would "bend his little ass over" what a f*cking homo
Nathan Flores
Cowboy would have taken some short notice like the jobber he is and show up for the rematch with two recent TKO losses
Joshua Mitchell
can everyone who is also using the heem discords give me a (you). I want to know the discord user ratio on here for my research paper Im currently writing
has Henry shown the ability to switch stances? I don't remember. also, shouldn't it be easier for him to both cover distance safely and shoot in the open against orthodox since his lead leg gets in space quicker relative to Marlon's power side?
I keep getting banned because I can't help but make funny posts about off-topic things. Were we just supposed to ignore that the Notre-Dame was burning to the ground?
>clings to year-old pictures of online "drama" >probably has dozens of similar pics saved that he also spent time editing comments into on MS Paint >claims he lives in others' heads rent-free this is some severe lack of awareness from the spergly Spaniard
