/afl/ Round 11 Saturday

>Friday 7th June
Geelong Cats def Richmond Tigers 16.8.104 - 5.7.37 @ the MCG;
>Saturday 8th June
Carlton Blues vs Brisbane Lions @ Docklands; 13:45 AEST
Gold Coast Suns vs North Melbourne Kangaroos @ Cararra Stadium; 16:45 AEST
Adelaide Crows vs Greater Western Sydney Giants @ Adelaide Oval; 19:10 ACST
>Sunday 9th June
Sydney Swans vs West Coast Eagles @ the SCG; 15:20 AEST
>Monday 10th June - Queen's Birthday/Big Freeze
Collingwood Magpies vs Melbourne Demons @ the MCG; 15:20 AEST

Bye: Essendon Bombers, Fremantle Dockers, Hawthorne Hawks, Port Adelaide Power, St Kilda Saints, Footscray Bulldogs
(OP is a retard ignore the other thread)

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first for iggs

who /dabloos/ here?

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Why are Lions @1.4? What suddenly made this more risky than previous matches?

HEAVE HO UNNA

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brainlets think sacking the coach and bringing in a new face means Carlton will be playing with renewed energy

Basedbane tbqh lads

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think they've had a bad time at Marvel this season?
got Carlton on the string lads

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based and fredpilled

based multiGOD

that collar on the lions guernsey is aesthetic as fuck

Good luck m8

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>cam rayner
haven't you learnt your lesson by now

I'm a masochist

And it's a poor strike rate historically. Past 12 seasons interim coaches won 5 games from 16.

who said this was Answorth's first game for the year? dumb cunt

probably eddie

Carlton fans look rabid
I wonder what will break first.... their spirit or their body

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charlie ffs

mcGOD

Wish Cameron wouldn't keep trying to go for mark of the year every fucking time >we go forward. Really fucks up some of >our chances.

but it looks cool

See what happens when you stay on the ground Charlie?

>be me 30yo semi-NEET boomer
>be no porn and no fap for 3 weeks feeling confident
>go to Dan Murphy's
>Indian girl is there for the first time in 7 weeks
>she doesn't see me as I walk in so I play it cool and pretend not to see her as I go to the whiskey aisle
>line up at her register behind 2 other people
>we lock eyes
>nothing, stares right through me
>she calls for register assistance
>I go back into my head and panic
>"fuck she hates me doesn't she, fuck I'm retarded"
>bitch out and go to another register

see you in another 7 weeks my poojeeta princess, she's even put on some weight and is right in my thicc zone. I'm the worst.

>blues clapping a behind against them
state

bored of your narrative. just ask her out

Why didn't you ask her out 7 weeks ago?

kek you're pathetic

MCCLUGGOAT

>picked mcluggage anytime scorer this week
>taylor this week
state of me

>da bloos

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>Lions were @1.4 for THIS
Kek

KEK

>you
the virgin with no narrative
>me
living a life of pain but feeling emotions nonetheless

ahahahahahaha oh no no *wheezes* NONONO *puffs on inhaler*
why the fuck did anyone give the blues a chance this week, their coach being dropped bears no resemblance to north's circumstances

>thinking dropping a coach will give you a win like NORF
>appoint the spitting image of a gender studies professor
send the bloos to Tasmania on timeout for 50 fucking years or until they win a hip, then they allowed back on the mainland for good.

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uh sweaty my narrative is throwing money away every week on useless multis
can guarantee you have never been close to feeling the painful emotions I've felt

C O M E B A C K
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Jumped on this as soon as I read your comment. Risk free money, people actually think shit teams turn into prime Geelong because there's a different face in the coaching box lmao

don't feel too bad, user. it happens to us all.

fuck grim lad, god speed.

is everyone forgetting that north won the week before with Scott? they aren't that bad and just wanted a breath of fresh air. Bolton had to go because he's overseen shit and of course anyone under him was going to be useless

might put a fiver on bangladesh tonight

>In 2011, Teague was appointed as an assistant coach for the West Coast Eagles. After three seasons with the Eagles, Teague joined St Kilda in November 2013. In October 2014 Teague was appointed assistant coach (forwards) with the Adelaide Crows under newly appointed senior coach Phil Walsh who he had previously worked with during his time at West Coast. In October 2017 Teague was appointed assistant coach (forwards) at Carlton, returning to the club after a long absence.
these guys that get frequently traded around between clubs are always useless

yeah agreed, he was there what 10 years? Definitely worth moving him on as part of a review and spring clean whereas Bolton had 4 years of dumpster fires. I don't blame Bolton for trying to turn shit into diamonds it's a hard job. I hated the media parasites more for the song and dance they made about Scott moving on in what should have been the smoothest transition in recent memory. fuck ""journalists"" they're nothing but clickbait merchants.

did mitch just straight up punch him in the face? love this tard

umps giving carlton customers hope

I agree Bolton was given shit but they may be worse off after four years under him. Even Voss and Leppa did better with the Lions and they didn't have the natural advantages Carlton has, I think the Lions even struggled to pay the fully salary cap a few years ago

Going to hj's lads, you want anything?

he's a cheeky lad, good for the game. I remember when he faked a leg injury to burn his man and go third man up in a ruck contest kek. 300IQ player

Hard to succeed when you've got a sub-60 IQ wog picking your players.

Regular whopper thanks, it's literally more than 3 years since I've had one

i hope mcgovern is happy in carlton. i was hoping he'd have taken jenkins place at adelaide desu, but he chose to go to carlton instead, so what can you do

yeah a gf lad thanks

shan't be going to hjs until they fix their fucking onion rings

yeah true that's a fair assessment. They even still bitch out wanting priority picks lmao

who?

Carlton and their completely retarded administration.

elite truthie here

james kingston videos are honestly anxiety inducing

don't know why everyone mongs out about them giving up that first round pick, those guys take ages to develop and even then it's a punt. I think they traded it for someone who was reasonably good and a few years down the track?
Just look at Rayner, only now is he showing good signs but he still needs a year or so to really be useful
A club in Carlton's position especially can't rely on some guy who's maybe going to be great in five years time

>I think they traded it for someone who was reasonably good and a few years down the track?
If you can't remember who then evidently they aren't that good but I can't remember myself so that isn't a dig at you. Maybe people are right that the head wogs haven't got a clue and their ego is in the way. IMO despite Bolton being a shitter the board should have said look we backed him a couple weeks ago but we're going to move Bolton on at the end of the year and we'll court coaching prospects on the lowdown, he has free reign to try whatever he wants in the remaining games to shake up the players and game style. A shit side is a shit side no matter who is sitting in the coaches box.

Rayner had a much better first season than second season. It's because they traded it for players that are complete shit, Carlton can't attract good players even with the amount of money they throw around and the "Big" Melbourne club advantages.

niggers

perthlad?

afl.com.au/news/2019-06-04/whos-winning-blues-crows-liam-stocker-and-the-no1-pick
bit of a bullshit article with all this statistical draft analysis but basically they traded the pick for another 18 year old so my reasoning is bullshit
>The Blues are happy with Stocker's progress. He's played five games, generally across half-back, and shown some good signs with his hardness and ball use.
yeah sounds like a shockingly bad deal

But no, they needed a clean break with Bolton. he was on notice for a long time

ye

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based butler lads

>The Blues traded their 2019 first-round pick, in exchange for the Crows’ Pick 19 and 2019 first-round pick.
I don't understand, the blues traded their 2019 first round pick for the crows? how do they differ?

nice, hoping >you win tomorrow desu

based

Walsh on track for 38 disposals. Imagine a first year player being your best player this season

>they needed a clean break with Bolton
Don't disagree, but they need a clean break from their entire coaching, talent scouting and administration group tbqh.

sure but that's impractical. Bolton was the weakest link

Who getting drunk here?

bout to be as soon as my ice freezes and mixers cool

>mixing drinks
cringe
for me it's beer or wine

Strongly disagree, but he was the easiest.

>beer
bogan or s-y
>wine
pretentious bogan

imagine thinking normal people don't just drink beer/ wine out of convenience

l-lads
blues aren't going to pull through here are they

imagine getting so upset with someone's drink choices you have to post about it kek

got this bogan on a string lads

is turbo back? based.

extending an invitation to tonight’s /afl/ cock and ball torture party lads. rsvp if you can make it. starts at 8 sharp.

>Brisbane choking
lmao

>wine is pretentious
lol bogan

>Cripps single handedly trying to drag the corpse of Carlton back into the game

Just letting them feel in charge.

red ain't bad but white is for poofs and women

sportsbet already paid out the lions h2h kek

you now remember Darren Milburn clapping himself off the ground after flattening Silvagni and the wogs foaming at the mouth about to come over the fences

Saving myself for the iggs game tomorrow.

Fuck it

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is this GWS to win by 7 or more? literally free money

>cunts excavating a few doors down
>they inadvertently cut off the water supply to every house in the street

Yeah, the line is at +/- 1.5 which is retarded, neither team will win by exactly 1 point kek

lmao you are actually seething. did you just scour reddit for this ebin comic?

based turbo

>eddie bitching about umps favoring brisbane
kek brisbane STILL living rent free inside his head I see

>The Brisbane Laydowns

Not turbo, just trying to follow his example.

ELLO DARLING

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fateful last words
how do you change the line?

Scroll down to the Pick Your Line section and there'll be a dropdown box for each team

The fuck you doing Loins

where did you get that picture of me?

>booing a player you delisted
made me think

>booing robinson
lol what

Dreading the odds on da bloos at half time

Mum just put a speghetti sauce on but it will a couple of hours until its ready

>running on top of the ground
what the FUCK is that even supposed to mean?

so dumb hey. I get it if the player admits to wanting to be traded out of the club but if they are moved on involuntarily or delisted it's a brainlet move to boo.

that female umpire does some absolute shockers, wtf was that decision

Will it be racist when cats fans boo Kelly next year?

BASED Fagan giving the coconut a spray

this, save up your boos for niggers.

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didn't mean to quote

was fucking based

>that clear hold on Cameron
wtf
they definitely weren't holding each other

fuck missed it

>Judd stuck to Mark LoGiudice like a prison bitch

>da bloos making Judd captain before he'd played a single game for them
fucking lmao

Looks like a decent number of layons fans behind the goals. Decent for the layons at least.

feels good man

>Brisbane girl runner ass jiggle

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>ex missus got tag teamed by judd and kerr once
Not sure how to feel about that desu lads.

spill the goss pal

Fuck sake lads. Asked a girl out for tonight and she said YES. Was not expecting that. Now I have to go through with it. What the fuck do I do?

watch the footy with her

>saturday night date
you're getting fucked as long as you don't sperg out. Girls don't give up a Saturday night just for free food and attention

based bigfooty pro

She was seeing Kerr while he was housemates with Judd. They were all on it and she talked them into a threeway. Reckons it was awkward af and pretty average.

>cripps runs ~30m without bouncing
>CAPTAIN FANTASTIC
fuck me eddie calm down

Elite superstars always get a bit of leeway.

>women umpires

how the FUCK was that not a mark
sick of this ump, drop her

losing to Carlton should be a punishable offence

>that
>not a mark
women are and always will be a mistake

don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

curnow was fucking off, great """""fairytale""""" win by carlton. thanks gil.

she should go back into the kitchen haha

eddie BLATANTLY CONFIRMING the existence of the script. fuck gil

top two game here in the local footy, absolutely garbage

business idea: fire your coach every week

why are abos never paid frees for being held? absolutely disgraceful racist umps

/afl/ on exposed watch

spoke too soon

took a fucking decade to pay it

the pedo incel richo

business idea: women in the kitchen, not with a whistle haha

haha

you know all about indecent exposure you sick fuck

hope this encourages carlton to hire teague and they inevitably fold in 4-5 years

rope yourself kid fucker

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>pissbane

Is Cripps, dare I say it, elite?

CRIPGOD

Cripps is a god desu

>Judd already gone
such "passion" from the Navy poos

Cripps is fucking elite

Doubt he'd get a game with Geelong.

lol

Can't believe the iggs are gonna get cripps, kelly and coniglio.

>brainlets seriously thought the AFL would let "one of the greatest franchises in AFL/VFL history" lose this
Was over before it began tbqh. Gotta sell memberships for next season and Carlton customers are pathetic enough to buy them if they play half a game a season. Elite stuff from Gil and Judd.

STOP SMILING YOU CUNT THE GAME ISN'T OVER

Don't know what to say

Going to the local country club to watch the footy with her. Wish me luck

you better not be the ''romanian'' bully

"no"

this. shameful
teague more like intrigue behind the scenes

>tfw can't remember how long it's been since I posted this

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Cripps on Brownlow watch

>figured out how to scrape the official fantasy db including all the paid premo stats for free
What do now?

Make a private Google Sheets and we collaborate to make the ultimate model

>brisBIN

will be pleased for you when it stops hurting lad, kicked the shit out of >us all over the ground

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anyone who brings a faggot flag to a game besides Sydney/Saints should be lynched in the car park. Degenerate fucks.

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fair play lad thanks a lot. What do you feel happened to you guys after establishing such a lead?

Don't worry about it. They'll all go to hell anyway.
>Unless they repent

Gil picked up the phone

>that subtle flex from Browny

few of our "good" players, younger and more established, have been playing pretty badly for a month or so now. laziness? arrogance? maybe they're just not that good? something deeper? dunno, but they've been melting like butter any time even the smallest amount of pressure has been applied. cliche, but way to many passengers.

>Bane loss made the official AFL tipping gauntlet's "Correctly score 5 or more tips per round" that much harder
Hate this 6 match round meme

How much is Carlton paying Cripps and when is his contract up for renewal?

It's already a python object I was going to try some neural net shit.

Judd is a massive fucking tool

What's this? Was he in the crowd and left at half time?

He won't re-sign, there's a reason he only extended by 2 years last time.

nah he was there at the final siren but he fucked off with 5 or 6 minutes to go when they cut to where he was sitting.

He must've gone for a piss or something he was there after the siren.

They'll give him a Koutoufides tier contract. $2m / year.

Eleni is trending on twitter lol

>in b4 "white men are mean to ground breaking female umpire" #misogynyroundwhen

>trumpet cunt at Suns/NORF game
shan't be watching this cringe shit

are we going to have a women's round now?
>inb4 several articles of DOES AFL CULTURE HAS A SEXISM PROBLEM???

This side looks elite as fuck now with May and Lever back in, I think it will boost the whole team that its serious business and no more fucking now around too.

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Does look much better and I think they'll get on a bit of a run but it's the forwardline that is worrying.

twitter.com/AFL/status/1137234343280033792

Why are the AFL promoting pulling a gun on a person to put them off when they're having a shot at goal?

sandy hook truthers can be openly discriminated against

>Suns going to lose by 150+
When are they folding? QLD is /nrl/ territory.

NORF are going to be down at least 1 on the bench maybe 2, if Sunna's pull their finger out it might be a carbon copy of Bloos game

lol

lol

>(Poo)

Based Sportsbet ensuring the punters get their money

What should be done about Gold Coast, lads? Eight seasons and they've got nothing to show for it.

Trust Dew

but 4channel said not to trust dews

"based"bane here lads, going to go to bunnings and get some rope. anyone need anything?

Imagine if he did that to a nog.

chicken mcbites and a $2 dollar thickshake thanks

2 hotdogs. one with tomato sauce and one with bbq sauce and onions thanks mate

how long did it take hawthorn to make finals? 25 years or something yeah? If they can get near that...

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got it. don't worry about fixing me up, have a feeling i won't be needing the cash.

Sydney went 72 years without a hip, people were literally born, supported Sydney and died without seeing a hip and Fred are 25 years into existence with one Grand Final appearance but granted they went into QLD half cocked and with no fucking clue how much money it would take to make a side competitive. If Ablett Snr. didn't get into Gaz's ear about cash this franchise would be a still born.

Just to add some context, the woman umpire paid the blues player a free kick here.

based suicidal multi bro

>people were literally born, supported Sydney
Nope.

What for?

kek are you serious? that plus the brisbane mark that wasn't called are howlers.

It was a Brisbane free kick for charging.

I don't know what you're trying to imply my mongoloid friend

what the hell is charging?

No it wasn't dickhead. Fisher got the free

It was a Carlton free you fucking mong.

retard

>t. gillon mclachlan

>what the hell is charging?
Something you get reported for.

then why was it a just a free kick?
female umpires can't do their job right at all

>then why was it a just a free kick?
If you do something that will get reported it's obviously a free kick.

state of your reading comprehension

too ez

The match review panel will book him. On field reportings are pretty much non-existent nowadays.

How do you charge somebody while remaining stationary?

>i'm pretending to be retarded
bottom of the barrel response on par with XD posters

true, unless it's a blatant strike or high hit it's always after the fact unless umps want to defuse a situation with a report.

>women already making up bullshit stories about how criticizing the umpire is sexist
think this "giving women the right to vote" experiment's gone too far

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Um, the video starts with the person doing the charging mid run-up.

then why did the person mid run-up get a free and neale get reported for charging?

There seems to be some confusion on your end. That was clearly a free kick to the Brisbane player.

women are children and should be treated as such. If they want equality they need to learn that constructive criticism is part of that. They want all the power and benefits with none of the responsibilities. Don't ever let women use shaming tactics as a valid form of argument, call them on then bullshit and make them look as bereft of intelligence as they actually are. Once you prod them with the truth once they resort to "lol you must be bitter at women" "lol who hurt you sweetie" I miss the rule of thumb, urban legend or not.

It was clearly a free kick to the Carlton player, Eleni even agreed.

>yell "you can’t handball with one hand you bald headed flog" to the ump
>get escorted out by security
how close are footy fans to storming afl house and hanging the cunts running the show?

>Neale get reported for charging

reflect on your life.

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High IQ post

That sounds pretty dangerously derogatory, good thing security got a hold of the situation before he hurt someone with that kind of language. Really like the way The Australian Football League has cracked down on these "muppets". Really Toyota Good for Footy in my opinion.

>flog
This is damage control. He called him a poof.

>removing paying customers for expressing themselves

If he said poof then I'm a bit miffed but fine with it, some s-y probably reported him. If he said flog then the AFL will go the way of Toys'R'Us

>t. bomberboyokay

poof is still nothing to get kicked out for. fuckin soft cunt umpy.

think the fans needs to organize and start a chant to shit on umps at every game, back the afl into a corner.

>umpires sponsored by OPSM
>taking a subtle dig at the umpire's eyesight
>no one bats an eye

guess anything goes as long as the whores at the AFL get their bonuses.

>Toby Greene late out
Nuts

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Remember: You give AFL money - they work for you

did the margins in the scripts get couriered to the wrong grounds?

>1st v 3rd in the wafl
>3rd has kicked 1.4 for the whole game and it's almost over
>only 3 behinds since quarter time
HOWLING lads

hot take: clubs who fire coaches are gifted a win to set up higher profile clubs to move on their coaches with less drama

>the shanty burb of lathlain/victoria park/POORth

nigga it's pissing down but granted 1.4 for the entire match is fucking poothetic

remember I went to a joondalup vs east perth match years ago. Pissing with rain & EP only managed 9 behinds.

Crows or giants

Giants

>adelaide vs gws
What a shit night of footy.

adelaide
west coast
dees

top 2

>all male, all white The Kick panel
based, can't wait for the twitter complaints

bye rounds are a disgrace

>ubereats delivering my pizza on a bicycle
Getting a one star review.

>hating based bikecunt

last three crows games have been close, against strong opposition (ignoring pissbane's "effort" today) and kino as fuck

why the FUCK do we need bye rounds
instead of a confusing 23 round system with three 6-game rounds, do THIS instead
>teams from last season's top 9 play each other twice and bottom 9 once
>teams from last season's bottom 9 play each other twice and top 9 once
creates a patrician and based 25 round system. start the season in mid-march for uninterrupted footy. bring back the nab cup and play it in february.

>it's another gc start the season with a few wins and lose every game after episode

for me, it's a 17 game season initially with the eventual goal of expanding to 23 teams for a 22 game season again.

>bikecunt
>based
shouldn't you be at a brothel right now?

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i was being ironic

pre-season comps or scratch matches are always going to be non-competitive as people are in pre-season/rehab routines and there's no reason to play hard. NAB cup was pretty based, maybe they should up the cash rewards or have a draft bonus round where your position during the pre-season comp determines the order you draft in

proxy off Perth mong

still don't understand why some of us have uk flags

well you're from Perth so it's appropriate.

the alternates are saffa or kiwi flags

thinking about resurrecting 500 disbanded country footy teams lads
we NEED the participation numbers

>mid-season AFL
>bye round
>long weekend

getting real sick of "the sky is falling on muh sekrit klub" faggots.

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you don't understand m8 we NEED footy teams in country towns that only have a general store and one telstra payphone.

This. we'll end up close to 500 for today, I remember when we had 50 posts for the entire weekend 3-4 years ago at the same stage of the season. /afl/ is actually thriving despite the doomsayers

oh my apologies friend. I always had a pang of gratitude when I drove through Northampton and saw Haselby's Hardware as a young Fred fan on my way to Kalbarri

Crows tbqh

She probably has the "hots" for one of them

>tfw you will never comfort eleni after a hard day when everyone bullied her

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if you can't take the heat, get back to the kitchen.

business idea: female umps have to wear just a gstring

Most of those 72 years were in the VFL though.

cope

Win a fucking away game you shitters

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>ywn pinch her match worn gstring from the unpires room while she showers

some of the greatest thrill's I've had have been when I'm drunk at house parties and while washing my hands after pissing I sneak a look in the laundry and sniff the girls underwear.

>crows winning a 1st qtr
what timeline is this?

the timeline where the bloos win a game

One that hasn't had the third quarter yet

shit game

Settle myself in to watch the footy and it’s just an awful game.

so grim. such a great night to get comfy and watch footy and it's a fucking bye round full of shitters

The important thing is that we're all together.

GWS have been putrid.

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freshie tbqh

What does DeBoer do better than every other tagger? Must be scragging like hell.

>post edge technology
Yeah, I reckon they’re making shit up to cover their arses.

>Sadelaide

based me

the real conspiracy is making score reviews so shit and low quality that the audience demands they are improved and thus by proxy making it seem like people are assenting to their inclusion in the first place. If they exist it should only be in the finals, unlikely a season's trend for a team is being decided by goal umpiring decisions

might not get this bad boy to 500 lads

>neale daniher motivational speech
Couldn’t understand a word of it.

$1.02 says critikal's fanbase are children

He was popular 10 years ago from those cod videos so it's sadder that they are probably much older.

What?

barty party
barty party

people are carrying on like she's already won, though in her favour I've actually noticed the existence of tennis for the first time in a few years

>Jenkins is useful
huh

>that fake snicko

Somewhat popular internet personality discovered BT having a laugh at the Essendon esports team and got butthurt and made some "jokes" back which prompted the BT fanpage to fire back. One exchange read "What are the odds of this guy living in his parent's basement?" with a response of 1.02 which said internet personality being the dumb seppo he is misinterprets and thinks the bogan is the dumbest person on the planet while himself not knowing that that's how decimal odds work and makes himself look like a retard to anyone with a basic education. Said fanbase of children has run with the $1.02 thing without knowing how dumb they sound.

looked like a banging waveform

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Sounds pretty autistic tbqh.

CAM ON GIANTS BEAT THESE SADELAIDE FUCKS

Based Giants.

sHiT gAmE AmIrItE GuYs?!?!?

5aa gonna be good tonight

It’s shithouse.

have crows struggled to play four quarters recently? feel like this happens a lot

yeah, usually the first two though with a strong 4th, this one seems back to front

third quarters are usually pretty bad for >us, have been for a few years now

crows more like cows lol

just woke up lads

he used to be great
now he’s fucking shit

The freekick count must be 30 to 1.

TEX done anything tonight?

What happened? Weren't crows up by like 30?

tfw watching the game sound down and realizing you still don't know half of the giants players

youtube.com/watch?v=ZNY3gfHY7l8
can you timestamp the $1.02 bit, sounds funny

well done giants well done
HOWEVER make sure it's a 7 point margin

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starts at 3:30

>Toby Greene was a late out
Luckily Mumford is playing otherwise I wouldn't know who a single one is.

Not even Cameron?

Who?
I remember the Giants had a forward with very wide shoulders and a very, very tiny head, but never learned his name.

say what you will about 5aa, but Rowie is an elite caller

>free kicks 22 to 7
>still losing
kek
KEK

>TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX >TEX

why is Tex such a fucking brainlet

TEX LEADING FROM THE FRONT. CAPTAIN'S GOAL!

Raptors vs. Faggot State tier of umpball

This cunt is absolutely seething.

playing the long game lads

>WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WHY AREN'T THE DIRTY CHEATS WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This level of umpball is disgusting

never watch the giants play. Cameron is very one dimensional
and why did they bring Mumford back, he's a joke

I'm not even watching the game, boy I bet you feel stupid kek

>Miss
Oh no. Tex will be the match winner.

>pooyman

reminder to rev up 5AA from AFL site before the final siren so it continues

lmao did anyone just see the kid standing up and yelling and his mum pulling him down and telling him off

Based Greenwood

CROWGODS

Crows returning to Neil Craig era of scoring

disgraceful show from mum there

>midgets

ELITE SLOAN

Based Sloaney

>Crows are going to win
What's the point?

>23 free kicks to 7
wow what an incredible win adelaide, truly outplayed gws today

Mumford is cooked. What a waste of space.

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CLASSIC JUNKTIME

Based Eddie

>game over

eddies time to shine

B E T T S
E
T
T
S

>eddie boong shows up when the game’s done
ABSOLUTE SUPERSTAR

ELITE BETTS

just need demons to win and sydney to contrinue being shit and top 2 is ours for the week

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Going a bit early, lad. Up until 10 minutes ago they were going to lose having only scored 50ish points for the match.

>white man does all the work
>boong comes in for a speccy finisher in junk time

this is Australia

youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg

ROB unironically BOG

LADS

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Crows tbqh lads

Giants players I recognize without commentary

williams cameron himmelberg hopper coniglio mumford kelly deledio haynes de boer shaw davis reid taranto tomlinson finlayson

hmm, better than I thought

your lack of punctuation disturbs me

now do the suns

>another home game against a broken ninthmond upcoming

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what a mad cunt

>johnny from portagutta

Gary Ablett.

vintage pic

Will have to wait until the next Suns game. To make that list I just watched and recorded every player I knew. Doubt it would be more than about 8 though.

>Forgetting Greene
Hmm

Was just counting the ones who played

called it

Eddie's kid are white as fuck

this guy is an absolute moron
>thinks the BT facebook page is split between people admiring BT and those taking the piss
why can't americans understand banter
>why can't I understand this post about the coleman waahh
>I WAS JUST JOKING WHY ARE YOU MAKING JOKES ABOUT IT
>thinks neckbeard virgin isn't right on the nose for him

feel very conflicted about taking sides between some nobody epersonality esports fag and the perennially retarded BT and his supporters, so I've decided to not watch the video and sit on the fence and spray my meatlovers infused diarrhoea upon both sides without knowing anything about the situation.

just roasted him, gotta stick up for the flag, fuck this seppo e-thug I haven't trained in 6 months and I am confident I would DUST this WORM.

they aren't BT fans, it's just one of those meme facebook pages pretending to be him
does he even have fans?

>they aren't BT fans, it's just one of those meme facebook pages pretending to be him
this. Imagine getting worked into a shoot by a fan page. I don't even know this cunt but I hate him already for his stupidity. I blame Adelaide for even buying an esports team

It was an Essendon one

>adelaide
oh nononono, I thought >we'd reached the bottom when >we took on a baseball team.

disregard, I suck cocks. Why do I have a burned image in my brain of Adelel buying an e-sports team too?

apparently happened, news to me
afc.com.au/news/2017-05-17/crows-strike-esports-agreement

>A kindergarten is being built just around the block
Can someone describe what Richo looks like so I can report such a man to the community Neighbourhood Watch?

print it out and put it on posters

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somehow I doubt this obvious 11/10 ALPHA chad is deigning himself to have to even move or put in the slightest effort to get his predilections serviced

trip on pedo, my filter is hungry.

>playing Ye's Homecoming on the commerical break outro footage
that guy is big brained Yea Forums for sure

>it's another freshie fails the shibboleth episode

>muh test
I told you to put your trip on, pedo or fat wog it doesn't matter you are both a blight to society.

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What tripfriend are you talking about, as both of those don't apply to me.

kek, throwing these limp punches, you're not even in the same building as your target. The name Joseph means nothing to you

>dub dubs blowing out tripfaggot pedos
the hero we deserve

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Reminder to check /tennis/ to celebrate our nation's new French Open champ (female)

but user, /afl/ is a general that's firmly ensconced underneath the /pol/ umbrella that disregards any concept of women's successes in any field being valid, under any circumstances.

lol

fuck off

>tfw /crowgod/

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fuck no

cope

/barty/

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just snorted a line of ice lads

one last save for tread

get

B2B

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If there's only one game they should have the decency to have it in primetime. Especially with a public holiday monday

good morning MY /afl/ family

pretty miffed that the contents of my two baggies of meth disappeared overnight, my memory is a shit and i cannot find em. looks like i'll have to get the phone torch on, wait for the sun to fuck off and look for little shards of meth on the carpet like junkies do

based bong methhead

for me........ barty

absolute freshcaz

at least a little bit of residue left until i get more

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is this you?

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are you the same adelaide poster posting /pol/shit all the time
absolutely grim, sort yourself out of or off yourself

I live in perth

haven't found anything on the csrpets but tiny broken shards of glass. only have one irl hookup who is an escort but im bored of having sex with her and am low on money / no longer horny. so no meth till around thursday when it comes in the mail

not happy

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She is Indigenous Australians, they are a separate nation apparently

>from perth
>ice addict
every time

>from perth
grim

>tfw born in Kalgoorlie

thewest.com.au/news/court-justice/chris-yarran-jailed-former-footy-star-receives-five-year-sentence-for-meth-fuelled-rampage-ng-b881215452z

meth just makes me confident, horny (with a limp dick), and euphoric. have never understood why people go crazy on it

lol

I feel the same with Xanax, maybe because I actually need it for >muh anxiety but even on 8 bars no tolerance and a couple of beers I couldn't see myself waking up in a jail cell for stealing mattresses from K-Mart

I could imagine him going up to little kids and telling the story about how he once played AFL and was an ok-ish mid-tier player

iinet?

Will you be watching the Big Freeze 5 goy? Have you bought your Big Freeze 5 Beanie yet? What, do you hate Neale Daniher and don't want to #FightMND?

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>Tfw gullible NPC's will buy it anyway despite him faking up this made up """"disease""""

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youre the sa poster or something right?
im with iinet and mine always says my ip is in sydney, which is wrong
you know why they fuck ups ips?

b'd and rp'd

>swans iggs game on 3 hour delay

unbased and unfredpilled

they aren’t broadcasting it live?

only WA team playing and it starts at fucking 4pm when the game is already over live.

> he doesn’t have kayo

what a joke lmoa, who watches same day replays

would people really not tune into a 12:20 kickoff

>he pays for streams

That's not the issue. Fox has the exclusive rights to show a couple of games WC, Freo, Port and Adel games live into their home states. I'd sooner listen to the radio than watch a delayed telecast.

>he pays for a service he can get for free

Iggs are FINISHED

Iggs a shit

shiggs at the scg are a JOKE

Worst Coke Peegles are FINISHED

it's only 2 early goals against us, take it easy you spastics

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cope

>(you)

> Garry Lyon the absolute dog of all dogs calling Rioli Ryan haha

Gary Lyon is a finger spinner m8

hate boongs
hate rugby
hate faggots
love gaz
love footy
simple as

How many goals does Buddy need for 1k now

>I don't like beer anymore lads

60-70 iirc

I've never liked beer.

based iggs desu lads

This, the first and last time I had it (4~5 years old) it tasted like piss

Fuck Rioli's gone for a week.

CARN BLOODS

100%

Might get confused with Cyril and get let off.

>iggs can't win on talent
>resort to knocking out the other team's players
typical

why are the eagles concussing all the swans players? bit dirty

Jetta's such a dog cunt

Easiest way to gain a huge advantage, hurt the other players so they can't get as much rest. Very smart.

Getting this bad boy to 500

Who's a good boy

*runs 10m off their line*
*doesn't get called to play on*
heh nothing personell

fuck, are we a chance iggsbros?

Always a chance at half time.

imagine not living in sydney's eastern suburbs
>lmao

He's lucky it'll fall on the bye.

Nope, Hurn and Yeo are just too important. As soon as i heard Yeo was out i changed me tip. Feelsbadman.

Pretending to be stupid is stupid.

>brad sheppard gets to come home to this every night
what's the point in living

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That's an awful picture of her.

love that body shape

>diehard Iggs brother is about to blow a gasket in the next room
>he's just turned his rage to the commentators for no reason I can perceive

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Yeah, I don't think the commentators have been that bad today.

he's spazzing hard ways now, I can hear him bucking and kicking his bed

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show him this poost

you're awfully quiet now aren't you cunt.

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What a freak hory shet

We're saving our energy for when the season really matters and going b2b, this match means nothing

It's only seven goals. Plenty of time left.

>we
what position do you play?
cope

yeah show him this post because the digits are p cool

I had sex last night lads. And this morning :)

Me too, but with my hand

What does this have to do with AFL or even sports more generally?

what was his name?

have sex incel

>iggs
oh nonononono

This is an incredibly frustrating game.

who are Dzhilong going to play in the Grand Final?

Iggs.

Pies

For you.

doesn't matter GAJ and God are going to dab on all the degenerate faggots with a hip.

YHWH won't let that godless cunt make win a final lad.

is Aliir the more successful of the 2 nigger experiments? Daw being the other.

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ye of little faith

as a swans fan hes good (gf loves him as well, no meme) but hes frustrating to watch, makes lots of under pressure errors like retarded passes in traffic or handballs instead of holding up play and kicking

>Lobb has a stress fracture
I have it on good authority that Fred are SEETHING over the state of grounds at WAFL level and Optus Stadium intself and are considering joint action with West Coast to force the AFL to do something.

hope you're all watching us btfo the indians tonight

lol

This is enough sport for me today.

that and the Tennis, I caught my second wind after Djokobitch collapsed mentally against THIEM GOD

why do mad sweaty?

yes. fred and iggs have aired their grievances over the surface openly

see you tomorrow afl family