/copalib/ - smoke free edition

>antes de 71

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>UMA

Imagine being a young, talented, fairly attractive, incredibly famous near billionaire musician and marrying a 4/10 Asian woman with no talent and a horrid personality.

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what music does your mom like Yea Forums?

youtube.com/watch?v=OlKhUIMqEI4

brazilian cuisine

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Plz explain

youtube.com/watch?v=brFRjT49_R0

uuuuuh i dont get it
is he eating chipped wood?

Holy shit, John's ass was actually bigger than Yoko's. There's literally nothing attractive about that bitch.
Why the fuck did he leave her 8/10 wife for that goblin? Out of all the cute jap grills that were begging to get SCOUSERED by him, he picked one of the fugliest.

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Yoko was alright from the front
The original on, Cynthia, was a scouser, so I mean, not very attractive desu
Ringo’s first wife was the hottest outta the bunch

Atlético Mineiro é um time pequeno.

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*original one

>Yoko was alright from the front
With those saggy breasts with huge black areolas? Eww, no thanks.

DURO MONSTA CARDO

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what if sudacas teams were tv shows?
river plate would be the office

Flamengo= Polícia 24hrs

they would be cancelled probably

quiero apostar quien ganara la libertadores? inter?

yo mum

>inter
*blocks your path*

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flamengo and corinthians desu

where is britposter when we need him

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rico

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Reducidos here tomorrow

holy shiet, they don't hide it anymore

twitter.com/CONMEBOL/status/1137124417086115840

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> Este monto procede del remanente de la Final de la CONMEBOL Libertadores 2018 disputada en el SantiagoBernabéu y se transferirá aRiver Plate y Boca Juniors
...

huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

beware, el rey de copas is back

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Today is Bay Day

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Fuck Bahia, fuck communism, and whoever replies something defending communism fucks his sister.

>hating communism

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Nice try, sisterfucker.

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>imagine
too many levels here

I wish i could just leave more than 1,4 million dollars lying around

>no talent
t. plebeian

Hi, Yoko. Didn't know you were into sudaca football and were in Kangarooland today/tonight.

She is cute, smart and I would kiss her in the cheeks

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And these monsters are treated like heros in Uruguay.

>baiana
>commie
>smart

Flamenguista nem é gente, assim que xiu aí

>I would kiss her in the cheeks
Pervert

>paulista
>incel bolso
>fat, subhuman

Looks like ground beef with mushrooms

SOPA DE MADEIRA
UMA DELÍCIA

Hoje joga o tão glorioso América.

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the trifecta

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Cringe

BASADO but no Sol de América (literally the best football team name in South America)

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thought about it too but didn't include it since the name focuses more on the SUN part rather than MURRICA

perro

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P L A T E N S E

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t. pedoguayan

JÁ COMI CHURRASQUINHO NA RUA HOJE DESGRAÇA

For me, it's

>Cerro

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Missing the original one: youtube.com/watch?v=nMJf6thmKk8

forgot logo

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UMA

>torneio de toulon

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One is /badguy/ and the other is a aBerica de cali. Only America MG are /ourguys/ there, step up your game

>america-mg
>/ourguys/

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You sound upset. Are you, by any means, Pateticano or just pretending to be one?

frig off shill

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>he hates my team, so he must be a rival!

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For me, it's the Mecão

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based

In comparison they are

apparently jorge jesus refused chelsea for flamengo

ASCENSÃO TODAY

PRIMERA B NACIONAL FINAL in 3 bongs
> Sarmiento (1)-(1) Central Cordoba

PRIMERA C SEMIS in 30 bings
> Dock Sud (0)-(2) Villa San Carlos
> Dep. Laferrere (1)-(1) Excursionistas

PRIMERA D FINAL in 1 bong
> Real Pilar - Liniers (first leg)

Eu vejo o ódio dos outros como inveja.

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If I force my team on this thread, will you guys like it as much as the other forced teams?

nobody likes the forced teams

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Nah, América is based.

You can always just be this contrarian and get as many replies though.

there is someone in the world, in this website, in this board, in this general, who actually thinks that people are envy of aBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBerica-mg

Tell me more about it.

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kek

>Tell me more about it.
every B in my post is 1 season they've spent on B
my team won série B twice, and i don't take it as an accomplishment
you're projecting, and deep down you're ferociously envy of the 2 big clubs of BH
you have the hope that you could win the brasileirão one day, just to at least have something to compare with your rivals
it's your dream to win the libertadores, but you will die and you'll never even see your team reach a sudamericana qualifying position
your mascot is a bunny

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au contraire meu amigo
i love shitposting, and you have given me reason to do it
i just hope you're not like pic related

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Stop making a fool of yourself, you are the only one taking "forced teams" seriously

you're the one taking this seriously lad
gotta keep the thread going

friendly reminder that America is not one of the two big clubs from minas
they are the only big club from minas

Quick input on some of these
> Central Cordoba
Never played in primera, won the third division last year.
> Real Pilar
Youngest team in all argie divisions, defeated Velez this year(first time a 5th division team won against a 1st division team)

> i was merely pretending

imagine winning 2 libertadores and no mundial

Are we killing communists?

Which means Minas Gerais sucks donkeyballs at football.

Unfortunately no, why do you ask?

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Dock Sud vs. Villa San Carlos
youtube.com/watch?v=WYTwKp7MeBQ

DEP. LAFERRERE - EXCURSIONISTAS
youtube.com/watch?v=VWHTZYVITq4

AAA

which tier is this?

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4th

For me, it's GAF.

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Jua Jua

>he actually put this effort
based

The face really suits this.

Nice effort.

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Totomorrow

My sides

andré matos morreu
antes ele do que eu

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V E R D Ã O
E
R
D
Ã
O

FAÇA ELEVAR
O COSMO NO SEU CORAÇÃO

oh shit, did he sing this?

*panflute starts playing*

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Yes he did, and I think the second OP as well.

F

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youtu.be/0FUSKO_6NFA

>those comments
Why are Brazilian memes sides destroyers? Even the normie ones are good.

We are equal opportunity shitposters. It's what we do to mitigate the pain of being brazilian.

>pain
>being brazilian
it's only painful when hues have to choose politicians
the rest of it is pretty funny

80% of our online ethos nowadays is politics, m8. That's why it's painful.

that's why you should delete your social media
it's 2019

you've been americanized
that sucks

You're one to talk.

I already have, but it's still present in imageboards, forums and the like. It's a cancer and it invaded everything.

cant believe fb is still alive

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STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS
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> REAL PILAR FC vs. LINIERS
boomer: youtube.com/watch?v=ZE1WSov96Y4
zoomer:youtube.com/watch?v=AXv5lqRpY7k

Cock Sud

Ded Sud

Dick sud

Pipi suk

Pipi cucu

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Dock Suck

perro saur

LMAO

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lel

4-0 sud

>copalib stepping up their meme game
I like this

This

BENULDIS?

Bump before tonights games
HOJE JOGA O CRUZEIRO

Rip andre

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BENULDIS

_____ LAFERRERE
_____ EXCURSIONISTAS

>apenas 11 minutos de jogo
>felipe melo já enfia uma falta criminosa
>felipão quase sendo expulso por reclamar com o quarto árbitro
é esse o poder do palmeiras?

OOO__ LAFERRERE
OOO__ EXCURSIONISTAS

OOOO_ LAFERRERE
OOOO_ EXCURSIONISTAS

OOOOO O LAFERRERE
OOOOO O EXCURSIONISTAS

give me the quick rundown on this

OOOOO OO LAFERRERE
OOOOO O EXCURSIONISTAS

se rompió el arco

...

>primera c

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OOOOO OOX LAFERRERE
OOOOO OOO EXCURSIONISTAS

uff

la mafia...

>Lucas Lima playing three matches in a row

>Antonio Carlos e Edu Dracena

it's amazing how CAP hasn't scored yet, but then again
>nikão
>thonny anderson
>rony

I was about to say how amazing no CAP player had been red carded yet, but it just happened

JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL JUIZBOL

Palmerda player literally pushed Nikão and that caused the kick in Weverton's face, no reason for red card
Refball

The kick was pretty much deliberate lol
But refball is going on

He was going to kick the ball, even though it was already in Weverton's hands, it was not going to hit him if the other guy didnt push him
At least the ref made the right call after the VAR check

EI JUIZ
VAI TOMAR NO CU

FUCK ANTONIO CARLOS
FUCK DIOGO BARBOSA
WHERE WERE THE FULL BACKS
THE CDMS WERE DOING THE CB'S JOB

>ANTONIO CARLOS
>DIOGO BARBOSA

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/longlife/

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Sarmiento J vs Central Cba started, tyc jews holding onto it tho

y i k e s

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>dois jogadores que vieram do futebol mineiro
tá explicado

o mais impressionante disso tudo é que o palmeiras tá liderando essa merda de campeonato com um elenco horrível e o felipão no comando

he didn't actually reach weverton's face

F
You really did a great job in Angra, but sadly I'm not gonna miss you.

who here /daydrinking/

chimpunk

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Green day?

>zé rafalel

O Palmeiras conseguiria ganhar um jogo sem a ajuda do juiz bandido?

Is Athletico a big club?

Depends. Is Atlético big?

>liderando com um elenco horrível + Felipão
Isso só mostra o quão ruim o resto é
Also, VAI TOMAR NO CU ATHLETICO
AQUI E PALMEIRAS PORRA

Juiz roubou

Roubou mesmo, era pra ter expulsado uns 5 do ath ali

Nem que fosse o Corinthians

> sodoma del estero is going to have a team in primera

Era pra ter expulsado a sua mãe por ter mordido o meu pau no boquete seu clubista imundo

Refball when?

Não de um time sujo que nem o teu

Nope, they're choking

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Greener than that cancha...

Their only good album

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Posso dizer o mesmo de ti, parece que é cego e não viu a violência com que o paranaense jogou

Vi a violência do Felipe Melo

>mfw I realise the reason there's no Brasileirão matches at 4pm tomorrow is because Globo is airing Brazil's "preparatory" friendly against Lolduras

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seleção brasileira é coisa de pacheco que leva cachorro pra bloco de carnaval

Yeah, same reason they aired flamengo x corinthians 2nd leg

Olá, user marqueteiro. Que time é teu?

disse no tópico passado, cruzeirense

Também, aquele puto é sempre muito agressivo. Mas é bonito quando ele acerta a bola de vez em quando e não o joelho do adversário

kek

ah, e respeite o profissional de marketing

Nunca

Por que eu deveria?

>jornalista diz que o Palmeiras tem o pior índice de passes certos do campeonato
>PVC goes full clubista e começa a defender pq esse é o "estilo de jogo"

it begins

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kino

TENSO

Ó, vamo lá:

PVC É UM BOSTA E VOU TE FALAR PORQUE
ESPN Brasil inventou que era legal uma hora encher a programação com história do futebol. Era o meio da década de 2000 quando isso aconteceu e no começo era legal pra caramba, especialmente porque eles curtiam fazer aquele agrado ao público paulista, tanto que tão perdendo esse apelo agora que nem nas sedes da Copa São Paulo eles vão mais. Mas vá lá, eles tavam com a ideia e chamaram o core do comentário do futebol paulista pra integrar as bancadas deles. Os Kifuris vieram mais tarde, o Trajano veio mais cedo, mas tinham que chamar todo mundo que era velho de casa na Placar.
Nunca ninguém num boteco leu Placar na vida. O meu barbeiro tem uma placar na loja dele porque tinha o poster do Atlético campeão de 1971, mas é só essa, e o cara é raiz. Mas fodas.
ESPN me chama o Unzelte, o PVC e mais um pra discutir o Corinthians da década de 1930 e logo logo o PVC começa a brincar de nerd estatístico e começa a comentar o campeonato paulista aqui, o italiano ali, aí lá pra 2008 já era um monstro mas tava domado no seu lugar, no programa da geladeira e do futebol de botão.
AÍ VEM A DESGRAÇA DO FOX SPORTS QUE FECHA A PORRA DO SPEED QUE ERA OUTRA MERDA E BOTA O CARA COMO COMENTARISTA PRINCIPAL E APARECENDO EM TODOS OS PROGRAMAS
Aí virou essa desgraça. Só morrendo acaba essa merda.

>ignorando que José Trajano foi o FUNDADOR da ESPN Brasil

Sorry for not being posting lately guys.
I've met a girl on Tinder, I didn't kiss her yet, I plan to bring her to my team's game on Monday.

diretamente de 2008

Flávio Gomes é outro desgraçado que é a mesma merda. Tinha coluna nas revista merda de automobilismo, aparecia na TV como repórter um dia ou outro e um blog de merda que ele contava do Lada dele. O cara não sabe porra nenhuma, nem de automobilismo. Mas vá lá, a ESPN precisava de pelo menos uma pessoa que sabia de F1 pra fazer o programa fraquíssimo deles de automobilismo na segunda à noite, e chamaram ele. Igual fizeram com o Rômulo, um dia chamaram ele pra um Bate Bola e como o desgraçado tá acostumado a fazer blog e ter aquela multidão de seguidores batendo palma pra ele, o ego sobe. Aí o blog dele tem mais acesso que o próprio Grande Prêmio. Aí ele começa a fazer live. Aí o Bate Bola já vira todo dia especialmente pq Portuguesa tá na primeira divisão, tem a polêmica com o Fluminense, etc. O cara perde o controle do blog e acha que TV pode falar tudo e vai demitido da ESPN (junto com o Arnaldo mas esse tinha algum valor então voltaram com ele pq o cara não é escroto blogueiro com um monte de fanboy).
Aí vem a desgraça do Fox Sports denovo.

Nem li. Só vou dizer que o juca kfouri é um comunista safado e não deve ser levado a sério

>I didn't kiss her yet
She's having sex with another guy, most likely. Tinder is either fuckdate first time or she's already onto another person. It's an app for disposable dates to find other disposable dates.

Please tell me you're the Ferroviário homie.

lol no, we're playing Free fire all day long. She's the one to actually talk to me first since we live only a few blocks away.

BENNULDIES AT SARMIENTO VS CENTRAL CORDOBA
FOR A SPOT IN THE SUPERLIGA
TYC SPORTS

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Y-yes... I didn't want to spoil her, but since we're close to Valentine's day I want our first kiss to happen on the kiss cam.

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Flávio Gomes vai morrer de câncer de pulmão rapidinho

Me in the right

>Free fire
I hope she is not underage lad

Fox sports Brasil inteira é uma merda, só o facinccani e o benja se salvam

Cool! If she agrees, you're set for it. Don't forget giving light touches (wrap an arm over her shoulder without fear, for example) and slight hints you want to go to the next base. And hope there actually is a kiss cam on Castelão on Monday. Best of luck for you!

I'm still not over the fact I missed a literal 9/10 that supported Ferroviário and was into me, and we even made plans to go to the motel. Come the day we were supposed to meet, I find out she was dating some other guy. Damn... But doesn't matter, had lots of sex with other girls, at least until last year.

O____ CENTRAL CBA
O____ SARMIENTO

I miss the days when Globo was actually subtle in their social engineering via manufactured news and soap operas.

Stop watching Globo

OO___ CENTRAL CBA
OO___ SARMIENTO

OOO__ CENTRAL CBA
OOX__ SARMIENTO

OOOO_ CENTRAL CBA
OOXO_ SARMIENTO

It's not me, m8. It's me mum. She watches that shit religiously in her free time when she's not taking care of dying old people.

dead

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OOOOO CENTRAL CBA
OOXO- SARMIENTO

Central Cordoba is the first santiagueño team to play in primera

SARMIENTO BTFO JEJE

VAI TOMAR NO CU SARMIENTO (J)
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AQUI É CENTRAL CORDOBA (SDE) PORRA

This

acabei de beber uma dessa cerveja de boiola estrela galícia
que desgraça de cerveja ruim

> pierden la final del reducido 2018
> pierden el desempate 2019
> pierden la final del reducido 2019

Sarmiento? More like Sarmuerto

foda-se macaco

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t. bebe cerveja de boiola

O que é "cerveja de macho" pra você, caro anão?

glacial

>The two teams promoted to 1ra were only one year in 1BN
lel

Sabia que ia dizer algo desse tipo.

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She's an adult.

Thank you for your support.
>I'm still not over the fact I missed a literal 9/10 that supported Ferroviário and was into me, and we even made plans to go to the motel. Come the day we were supposed to meet, I find out she was dating some other guy. Damn... But doesn't matter, had lots of sex with other girls, at least until last year.
Why not send her a message, she might be single now...

This is one fucking ugly logo

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I lost her number when I switched phones. I'm also afraid of looking after her Facebook.
I saw her a couple of times at PV on Ferroviário matches since then. I never gathered any courage to talk to her, since I'd have nothing to talk about. I guess it was better this way, maybe she was too much sand for my truck.

Thats the argie league for ya

the gk moved before the shot what a fucking retard

b-but /copalib/ told me sarmiento lo tenia comprado

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>losing to paranada
coxa really hit rock bottom didn't they?

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O TIME CHAMA SARNENTO
SARNENTO É O ESTADO DO MEU SACO

Melhor Lanterna Verde

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Daqui a pouco joga o segundo maior de Minas.

PERRO IN CANCHA RIGHT NOW

/copalib/ also told me despensa and bosta were plotting to take rasin down.

But then...

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STREAM WHERE?

A Caldense joga hoje?

Caldense ainda tá atrás do Uberlândia e do Villa Nova de Nova Lima.
UM ABRAÇO PRA NOVA LIMA

Never forget
youtube.com/watch?v=6MXISeXI1YE

Bahia being refballed. 0-0 at halftime.

Don't blame on refball what could be blamed on poor performance.

When performance is saboted by refball, the ref's fault is clear.

Well, sucks to be you. ;)

They were but based Chadcho overcame it against all the odds.

Why tho? We are sudacas afterall. We blame the ref. That's what we do

>neighbor puts on a forró setlist on his car with a huge-ass paredão
>suddenly the Top Gear theme starts blaring
Based

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When your team is the last place in Série B, you blame the DIRETORIA.

Imagine the following
>be 7yo kid In Santiago del Estero
>local team gets promoted to Primera A for the first time
>the whole province celebrates
>all your uncles get drunk
Oh, the nightmare

Based pepe

I'd steal all their money when they're sleeping.

I'd become a fan of Central Córdoba right there.

>when they're sleeping
sodoma never sleeps

central lo tenia comprado
> el gobierno paga por otro elefante blanco en santiago del estero, supuestamente para el mundial 2030 y la copa america
> de repente, mitre asciende a la b nacional
> central cordoba asciende dos categorias en un año

hmmm

Ceará 0-0 Bahia. More refballs against Bahia in 2nd half. This referee is a disgrace.

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Refball can be overcome, shittiness can't. Deal with it, chummer.

>ass: palmariense enjoying benefits from refball

Nice assumption.

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RENTA GRATIS

Where did you find this picture of me?

so many conspiracies, are we going /x/ tonight?

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RENTA LIBRE*

H A W A I I
A
W
A
I I

BILU BILU BILU

You called?

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High profile politicians have run out of children in their pedophilia ring. It all ties together.

Golaço do menino Bilu, levantando o segundo maior de Minas pra primeira vitória do Decacampeão.

* *

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SEM VOCÊ EU NÃO CHEGO A LUGAR ALGUM
MEU BILU BILU BILU BILU

EU TE AMO BANDEIRINHA CORNO

VOLTAMOS

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my boy ultraseven would body him

BILU BILU BILU
BILU TETÉIA!

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I'll be taking your apologies now, no need to be shy.

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>russo is the new cerro dt
I'm starting to get worried cerrobros

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You should be worried about yo mum being a cheap slut

What will you do tonight /copalib/?

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Study a bit and sleep tight now that América won.

gol de teo

im a getting worried as a noncerrista desu

Stop posting my girlfriend

BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR BURRIOR

>se juega en bogota
La dimayor es una mierda.

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why a thumbnail?

time chiquito

little team

im going to take advantage of this slow night

masturbate wearing a condom

that's just a regular slow night tho

i haven't told you where to put the condom yet

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did you know the peruvian league is no longer called Torneo Descentralizado and now it's Liga 1?

does anyone else feel like they ripped off the logo from somewhere? asking genuinely, i feel like i have seen this before

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apparently this is not merely a name change, but something akin to superliga.
the change comes from the FPF, with the support of FIFA, Conmebol and La Liga, supposedly alerted by the fact that Peru is the second worst ranked country in southamerica (both in club competitions and the nt)

they are aiming to double the tv income in a year (probably exploiting the USA market and dormant peruvian population) and improving the football academies (they are apparently the second worst country in the region at exporting players)

they are also going to expand the league from 18 to 20 next year (bad move)

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the new league gets rid of Torneo de Verano, but they replaced it with Copa del Bicentenario (completely independent of the league, as it should) which gathers all teams from 1st and 2nd division (32 teams)

this means that bolivia is now the only conmebol country without a national cup (and uruguay, if you are getting technical)

copa peru won't stop though.

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the league is more convoluted now, but still not as much as the uruguayan league

there's four different outcomes
> team A wins apertura and clausura
automatic champions
> teams A wins apertura and team B wins clausura, both being the two best performing teams overall
there's a season final
> team A wins apertura, team B wins clausura, both one of them is below second place overall
there's a semifinal between the best non champion team and the worst champion, the winner faces the best champion in the final
> team A wins apertura, team B wins clausura, but both are below second place overall
there's two semifinals: champion vs champion & 1st vs 2nd

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Argentina Pro/Rel is DONE!, Arsenal returns inmediately while Central Cordoba returns after 48 years.

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It reminds me of the old conCACAf logo

Binacional won apertura last month
Binacional was founded in 2010, an amateur team up to 2017 back when they won copa peru. they have qualified for libertadores now.

this is not the firs time something like this has happened though.
> real garcilaso: founded in 2009, copa peru winners in 2011, libertadores qf in 2013
> sport huancayo: founded in 2007, copa peru winners in 2008, sudamericana in 2010, libertadores in 2012
> u san martin: founded in 2003, bought a place in primera in 2004, libertadores ro16 in 2009, three times peruvian champions by 2010

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Feels german for some reason.
That cup looks exactly like a major european national cup trophy, germany/netherlands/poland?

I hope Piratas does the same

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>Central Cordoba returns after 48 years.
nacionales shouldn't count desu

If that´s the case, then this is Central Cordoba´s debut

> 17th out 18
el perla...

it's the first Santiago team to reach primera too i think

>imagine paying 110 reais to watching the match in that setor
>the state of Aht.Paranaensefags

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Their vision of the pitch

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cant be worse with that sol de america

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk falae seus bunda mole
+3 pontos p nois

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The name Descentralizado was the only good thing about the league.
The want to be more "professional" but can't get ride of Copa Peru and La Segunda has no tv income so teams die there, only to be refunded in Copa Peru next year.

How would you fix it then?

Safe from chikungunya tho

i dunno
we suck
the end

Chile+Peru+Bolivia super league. The Tihuantinsiyu league (ecuadorians need not apply)

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fb . com /vivian.gomez.35977/videos/10216790852937217/
wtf lads

dump.video/i/AeAu0m.mp4

Dudes, it's time to sleep.

i've got no energy but still can't sleep

ye, with yo mum

why do brazilians get triggered so much

how about yours, forcedmeme shitter?

I don't know if this a setup for a pun or a genuine question.

Taking the risk...

Why?

just look at how they always argue about the most petty shit lol
and then it starts to get personal, even though we're all anons

I was genuinely expecting a pun.

i have one for you
por que la barra de river se llama los borrachos del tablon?
por que inventaron el BAR
im going to sleep now

I want this league system so bad here. Tired of 2 champions per year.

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Friendly reminder.

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It's our raison d'être to always be right at all costs and take even the more stupid arguments to heart.
Why else do you think we take our politics like we take our sports teams?

Kings of Curitiba

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While where at it, we should meme all those "forgotten" teams into /ourguys/ status.
It worked for Ferrovário and América Mineiro, it can work for Paraná too.
I also nominate Juventus da Mooca

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Post rare cannolis.

Bom dia pra você que não dormiu na lanterna.
>not so fast Avaí e Derrota

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good morning, ameribro

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31 games lads

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Any brs watching SporTV? What the fuck happened to Glenda Kozlowski? She used to be cute, now her face looks like it was hit by a fucking truck. Jesus, is that what the wall does to women? Pic related, her now.

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OG Patrician team

What about Portuguesa-SP?

Isn't she in her 50's or so?

ASCENSÃO TODAY

PRIMERA B METRO FINAL in 1 bong
> All Boys vs San Telmo (first leg)

TRFA FINALS in 1, 2 and 4 bongs respectively
> Boxing Club (0)-(2) Circulo Deportivo
> Sportivo Peñarol vs Independiente Chivilcoy
> Guarani AF vs Central Norte

Why is second tier+ football always better than first tier?

fórmula 1 rapaziada
bora assistir

>2019
>formula 1
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

vai se fude macaco

QUEM AQUI É SÓCIO TORCEDOR?

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uma delicia

BRAZILIAN FOOTBALL TODAY

>Série C
Botafogo da Paraíba x Globo, 18:00
Ypiranga x Luverdense de Lucas do Rio Verde, 18:00
Santa Cruz x Confiança, 18:00

>Série A
CSA x Botafogo, 19:00
Fluminense (um time que nunca fez mal a ninguém) x Flamengo, 19:00
Santos x Alt. Mineiro, 19:00

All times hue

STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS
STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS
STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS
STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS
STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS

> Atletico Boxing Club vs. Circulo Deportivo
youtube.com/watch?v=B9EJV1-kryc

no allboys-san telmo yt stream, tyc se puso la gorra

>S
Fuck tyc tßh

> ese tunel
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJ

> cesped sintetico

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For me, it's Santa Cruz Repuestos.

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Enquanto isso, no vizinho
youtube.com/watch?v=A83Wy6NG00c

For me it's Marga Taqsa

1-0 (1-2) @ 45'+3

for me, it's Cristiane

will be forever my precious boy

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>Circulo logo isn't a circle

Reminder that the only /copalib/ approved commercial is Rinde 2.

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>The Finisher of Friendlies

Canchaposting from based PV
Today, bootleg Nottingham Forest Will receive bootleg Santa Cruz from Rio Grande do Norte in 25 bings.

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> no tree in the stands
Low energy, but dont forget to rate the snacks

>Série D
Now this is Canchaposting at it's best.

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After all this time and Empatite is still starting him over firmino
I fucking cant lads

There's a phantom...

La B matchday 6 results

Rentistas 2-0 Bella Vista
Sud America 0-1 Albion
Villa Española 0-1 Tacuarembo
Cerrito 1-2 Torque
Atenas 3-2 Central Español
Villa Teresa 1-2 Dvo.Maldonado

All hail the sad whales

1. Dvo.Maldonado 16pts 5/1/0 Goals: 9/1
2. Rentistas 14pts 4/2/0 +5 Goals: 9/4
3. Atenas 11pts 3/2/1 +4 Goals: 13/9
4. Villa Teresa 3/1/2 +-0 Goals 7/7
5. Albion 3/1/2 +-0 Goals 6/6
6. Villa Española 9pts 2/3/1 Goals: 8/4
7. Torque 9pts 2/3/1 Goals: 7/5
8. Sud America 8pts 2/2/2 Goals: 4/5
9. Tacuarembo 7pts 2/1/3 Goals: 7/7
10. Cerrito 4pts 1/1/4 Goals: 3/7
11. Bella Vista 1pt 0/1/5 Goals: 5/14
12. Central Español 0pts 0/0/6 Goals: 3/12

reminder that most Flamengo fans are from North and Northeast regions and they usually are fans of another clubs

>Fluminense unironically elected the attorney who saved them from Serie B as their new president
Fucking cringe.

wake up mulambada best classic in brasil rn

wat why theres is a flaxflu right now

Vai dar merda o Santos x Alt Mineiro por conta de juiz liberar jogo com VAR.

Kkkkkkkkkk

there are a lot here in the south as well
fucking globo

UMA

>GAYlo

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>mfw botafogo wins the brazilian championship

barroca na seleção quando?

No popcorn or churrasco vendors because why would they work on a match where barely 100 people would attend?
They also sell salgados at 4 bonoros znd gutinho (frozen yoghurt on a tiny bag, uma delícia) for 3, and something on a cup that I couldn't tell.

It's where football still lives. Tomorrow there's more with based Ferroviário.

It helped Floresta win 3x0, kek

Se ele ganhar o jogo contra a grêmio, é obrigação da CBF contratá-lo após o inevitável fracasso na copa américa.

Which sport?

Basquete de três.

Based

>cancha posting : based af
>seats : unbased

Being away for a couple of days and I'm surprise by the amount of burger/honduras shaming so far

>someone saved my shitposting pic and respots it
fluttered as fuck

don't trust us niggerfrend, you will end up >fucking (being fucked by) trannies otherwise

>by the amount of burger/honduras shaming so far
wut

U20
it's either that or braslieirao

we can always go off topic

in that case, I want to apologize to that narcofriend for shitting on his Yea Forums taste because forbidden turned to be based as fuck

getting there

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i think tonight calls for some /wsg/
i need to up my Yea Forums webm game t b h

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Do you want Yea Forums or specifically /copalib/ webums? bear in mind I have plenty of both.

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let's do some /copalib/ stuff, every other day there is a sports webm thread anyway

i dont have any oc, so you know, credit to our webmanons

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let's do it then.

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> tfw you google ezequiel ham

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/copakino/

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the original webm is from brasil right?

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we posting /copalib/ plays too? dont worry, got your ost right here
youtube.com/watch?v=3WShMzwT-nM

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This song genuinely goes with every single webm posted so far

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is this macumba?

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imagine having so few fans you can't even tell the outcome of a benudli

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So glad you brought this up.

>fue gol
>no!
jej

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>tfw no refuerzos

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testing
>thanks in advance hiro

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que cara bobo

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Passei muito tempo achando que tudo que vinha do Brasil era o pior do mundo. Só eu sei o quão errado eu estava.

>dois cariocas rebaixados esse ano

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Fluminense é favoritasso a ganhar Série B ano que vem. Fortaleza e América-MG precisam nem criar esperança.

Se cair não volta mais.

Copa do Brasil draw today

Gre(a)Nal
Alt memeiro afletico
smellinho CUzeiro
palmemes bay my cum

>Alt memeiro afletico
Great classic. Which part of Atlético are you guys from?

Rio de Janeiro - Rádio Globo Rio
Curitiba - Rádio Banda B
São Paulo - ???
Belo Horizonte - Rádio Itatiaia
Porto Alegre - Rádio Gaúcha
Chapecó - Rádio Chapecó

What are some I'm missing?

>be me
>beating punheta
>power goes out when I'm about to cum
Fuck electricity

>imagination master race wins again
they can't keep getting away with it bros...

bjs, meninos

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Peñarol es quemar

*reading this with Natalie Gedra's voice*

Bjo tia Leila

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hmm essa boquinha no meu pau uiui

IMAGINA UMA ORGIA ELA O FELIPE MELO O DUDU O WEVERTON E O DEYVERSON REVEZANO PRA COMERO CU DELA E ELA PEDINO ELES PRA COMER A BUSETA MAS OS CARA SÓ QUER CU E OS CARA GRITANDO EU QUERO METER NA SUA CREFISA SUA PUTA E TU VAI ME PAGAR AINDA

exagerado

>OS CARA GRITANDO EU QUERO METER NA SUA CREFISA

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>MAS OS CARA SO QUE CU
kkk vsf krl

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às vezes os caras só querem investir no fundo dela
e ela fica só no lucro líquido

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

>copa mundial de muié
até a série d tem mais qualidade

Até campeonato sub 15 eu diria.

cbf.com.br/selecao-brasileira/noticias/selecao-feminina/feminina-perde-para-bangu-sub-15-masculino

redbullbrasil.com.br/categoria-de-base/sub-15-vence-selecao-brasileira-feminina-em-amistoso.html

hot

tomar no cu de quem enche o saco dessa merda
se bem que quem assiste essa desgraça tem mais que ver futebol feio e narrador câncer mesmo pq puta que o pariu que trem lixo

Just so we know, do you have a drunkard uncle named Jorge?

> missed nighttime webmposting
What a shame, I could've posted my oc folder (even though at this point these are quite common in webm threads)

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Cheeky perro

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Perro maneja
Perro mete
Perro cabecea
Perro gambetea
Perro defiende
Perro ataja

What's missing?

perro abona

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based cabezon Ruggeri on a non stopping shitposting on 90 Minutos por Fox

so i had an interview on wednesday and it went well, then next saturday i wake up at 1 PM and find a missed call, so i tried messaging them but they left me on read

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At least they called

should've called back not text, QEPD

...

yea but i fucked it up and lord knows if they'll ever acknowledge me again

i woke up at 1 PM and they only work until 12 on saturdays