Official /turnleft/ Friday Night Truck Race Thread: Texas Edition

Tonight at the Texas motor speedway they'll be racing for 400 miles around the 1.5 mile low banked oval track. Speeds will be around the 160 - 180 mph range throughout the night, with drivers constantly having to battle loss of downforce issues while running in the draft. Starts are going to be chaotic with opportunities to race 4 wide going into some of the corners, which is guaranteed to introduce at least a little Juan some time during the race.

Green flag: 2100 EST (bout 30 mikes)
Broadcast: FS1
Freedom streams: TBD

Let's go racing, boys.
Rags welcome.

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>400 miles
167 Laps, 250.5 Miles

Guess who's back and starting in P6?

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luv rags
luv arca
fuck brazil

sup virgins

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Based

Kryle about to fire both his drivers

That motherfucker is driving Kyle's truck, and Kyle has won 5 straight races in that truck. It's the truck that was flying past the field earlier in the season.

>biffle stomps the other two KBM drivers tonight
>they get fired immediately after

Based kryle

>muh God

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>Kyle shakes down Harrison's dad for more money

Is Texas as based as /pol/ says it is?

The coastal parts are great. Austin and San Antonio also nice. Dallas sucks major ass.

No, it's terrible. Fuck off. Stay out.
>t. Mezkin

>bottom
>preferred
Already starting with his shit.

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i guess

Vince, Phil, and Mikey broadcasting from a studio in Charlotte.

I hate when they do that.

In other news, Brian France plead guilty to his DUI charge. If he completes 100 hours of community service, attends an alcohol awareness class, and stays out of trouble for 1 year the guilty plea will be vacated, the charges dismissed and reduced to a simple traffic ticket
No mention of the possession of a controlled substance charge for opioids. Guess that got dropped or something

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>Be Kryle
>Probably best current driver in cup
>WTF Why are these 16 year olds not as good as me????

>No mention of the possession of a controlled substance charge for opioids. Guess that got dropped or something
the law doesn't apply to rich people user

>Jawney Sawduh

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>Natalie Decker running outside the Top 25 in a Gilliland truck

When does the meme end

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commercial caution

she is learning you misogynist

>joonya joynah

>GUS

>commercial
hit mute fix a drink....come back
>.4 second of driver...commercial
They really do need to follow the supercars "no commercial during the race" model.

All of the freedom streams suck ass tonight.

i would prefer zero commercials to any other change they could make

>arca cars faster than cup cars today
yikes

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ynr Greg Biffle getting busted for voyeurism

>front end just washes out
This is why trucks are the best series.

Says the user spying on his life.

based biff

his ex-wife and her mother were still living in his house so he installed security cameras everywhere. Reasonable decision. She sued him over it claiming he was a pervert

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I cannot name an ARCA or Truck race where Rohrbaugh didn't crash

he had shit in the bathrooms and shared it with people. the fuck kind of revisionism are you attempting

traction compound is a meme

just what I read in the Charlotte Observer, are you saying they are fake news?

>he had shit in the bathrooms
yes user that is usually what people do in bathrooms

fuck lmao

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>1 down, 1 to go

>women drivers

Everyone will end up crashing out and then Biffle will win.

Damn, she just made no attempt to save that

repeating digits and da biff scores the win

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sauter is based

>red flag

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is there anything more kino than racing at sunset?

wow, a lap under green

G'damn...that was nice.

sauterwinslol

is thorsport /ourteam/?

8 truck's gonna wreck soon

>Gilliland having to fend off the lead from Anderson

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>We're gonna crank it up, MCDONALDS STYLE
based

Enfinger should be driving at least Xfinity

Holy fuck who let Mrakovich in the field?

brett bodine smoking some crack

He needs to start turning these good runs into wins.

>solder

>we couldn't see him!
you couldn't see him because you're in a fucking studio

just spilled my beer on the carpet lads

>sauter
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we all /biff/ tonight, right?

Just a racing incident right there......

I'd like to see him do well.

well i WAS /sauter/ but i suppose i can support the biff tonight

some are offended that he chose to install a quality video surveillance system in his mansion to help ensure the safety and security of his ex-wife and her mother

>Mikey on womens soccer
>Good, uh, "action" in that game

this is a /moffit/ community

praying for your loss

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sup mikey

good fucking lord cmon

Well, Todd's fired.

todds career is OVER

biff sneaking his way up

>Gilliland
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Gilliland
He's so bad

So who’s going to the 4 in a few weeks? Chastain, maybe?

LOL

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It's not even a full moon tonight, wtf

would be based but i think you need money to run KBM

hamlin

Hahahaha!!! I love watching Gillllilililililand wreck himself. Never gets old.

Mofacka couldn't hold it in the turn. I love this series.

Really makes you think

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descending order of talent desu

HOLY BASED

Nice

>this race

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What a meme of a race!

wonder how much of a factor is the rubber that indycar left on the track

wtf did i miss? already?

Did Ankrum get a penalty for "too fast entering?"

i think the lack of traction compound is a bigger deal. should be plenty of trucks rubber down by now

based ben rhodes
who /tucky/ here

Based af race

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this race is nuts

10th (8th) cawshun

>carolina nut
i gave my girlfriend one of those once

what was the longest green flag run tonight?

Is Biffle actually gonna do it?

Ewwwww, all of those bugs flying around by the camera!

Does the 02 crew not realize that if they go to the garage, they're out of the race?

If you go into the turn with a truck on your side, you're going to lose downforce. Watch Biffle, he's backed off to avoid that all night.

REEE NORMIES

>mexican
>in a nascar thread
im doubting

they won't repair all of that in 6 minutes

They had to change the tire so the truck could get there. That one was flat

>24 hour lemins

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Maybe coating the track with crisco was a bad idea

It’s Lemons, moron

The 24 Hours of Lemons.

2 for 2

what the FUCK is going on

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NATALIE CAWSHUN
took quite a while

No, it was a GREAT idea!

lmao this is a good one boys

>decker

>Decker
>ARCAbrakes

Lads, I think we can officially call this a meme race

24 hr of lemons is a real thing where they race beater cars, retard

AND there's the other one....

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a bunch of meme drivers who have no idea wtf they're doing

>biff vs finger

okay with this

Fire Todd Gilliland and put Natalie Decker in the #4 truck.

We need a meme winner too

god damn I want to grab that little ass

>dlelcker

i wanna grab your ass, user

hutchens with the full arca brakes right into it

also wtf Decker had almost no damage, why did she get out?

will w*men ever recover?

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Natalie got bullied

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Biffle win incoming brace for impact

you're welcome to it

>ben rhodes
FUCK

Th-thanks

Mikey?

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If Biffle wins, Kyle fires Todd and Harrison this week.

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As well he should. Fucking old man hasn't raced in years winning in kit those fags can't.

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How many cautions we finish with?

>live in Mooresville in a townhouse
>neighbor is the only fabricator for Young Motorsports
>hearing him scream and cuss since the start of the race

I feel like I should take him a bottle of booze

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>the only fabricator
F

>fox noticing biff
DON'T JINX HIM YOU IDIOTS

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Its not even how he makes his living either. He works full time at a body shop here in town and basically does the fab stuff for them on the cheap because he wants to eventually get with an decently funded team. But tonight is gonna have him working some shit hours this week

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Based Biffle

BASED BIFF
FINNA WATCH SOME BITCHES PEE

lol holy shit

What the fuck is with this inside line

Jesus man get some of these kiddies off the track

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>FREEZIN

I feel like Stewart Friesen will never win

>based biff
Friesen fooked.

If those dudes side draft the right way while they're on the outside, they take ALL the downforce on that inside car because there's NO air on that right rear spoiler. Bye rear end. Nice.

Watch Biffle. There's a sweet spot to sidedraft from the rear, but you've got to move away fast or you'll fuck yourself instead.

THE BIFF IS BACK!

biff teaching these nerds some stuff

Not that this race is spectacular, but I would love to see more lower-tier NASCAR/Indycar weekends. If it happened more often I'm sure there would be some cross over between them

all these wrecks should be causing the indycar drivers to lose some sleep tonight

they could theoretically do it at gateway and iowa as well. indy and xfinity at mid ohio would be amazing

This would be great

Ross Chastain never wrecks but is always in the process....

....is he the most talented driver in NASCAR today?

Indy/Mods back together at NHMS when?

Seriously watching the back of Chastain's truck constantly dancing from Moffitt's in car makes me think he is the only guy in the sport that wants a wicked loose car because he can talent his way to the end

most underfunded NASCAR driver today

Watermelon man has some legit skills.

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>Alfredo noodles

How did Biffle drop so far back?

Pitting under the last caution

they stoppen on the yellow and changed 4 tyres

Ah, okay.

BACKING UP

goddammit self

looks like he had a bad restart too

CAWSHUN

BIFFLE AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN

The tear off should come flying off the 17 once they get up to speed right?

>won a race in alaska
le wut

/crashton/ or bust

Intense

>still green
BASED

this road crew officiating team making good decisions

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>based boomer race

BASED BIFF

*wins your race*

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THE BIFF

BASED

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FUCKING BASED

Holy shit, some motherfuckers gonna' get fired at KBM.

BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF

wow this race is the bigger purse of the weekend lmao

ONE MORE ONE MORE ONE MORE

BASED BIFF
ABSOLUTE MADMAN DID IT

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>rudy fugle
how do we fix american genetics

RIP Todd

Best crew chief genetics in the world la. Cant have it all

That was a pretty impressive race.

10/10 race, can't get any better the this

Damn how good is that truck if some boomer off the street can just win his first race lel

gilliland about to be stocking grocery shelves

>Ross finishes off the lead lap for the first time all season
>still maintains his top 10 streak

Seriously someone get this guy a REAL ride...I'm looking at you Kyle Busch

TRD would rather fund some 14 year old girl

so would I

SHES THE FUTURE