Argentina vs Nicaragua official thread

>you now remember Guido Rodriguez

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>Armani

So is this the episode where we blame messi?

Players are coming out, and apparently this is for a trophy

someone give a link, pls

Hopefully you speak american
elixx.me/adortmund.html

what's the name of the trophy?

In awe at the size of this lad

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I don't know, but they showed a trophy on camera

it's the Gold cup

>he didn't watch andrada vs >tigre

kek

no it's not

I'm not saying that a Boca keeper would be much better than Armani, but surely, SURELY, Argentina has a keeper playing in Europe that is better than these guys right?

Right?!?

>Chile barely beat Haiti yesterday
>Uruguay is barely beating Panama 1-0
how bad will we look?

thanks, bro

CAM ON PLAY SAM FAKKIN FOOTBALL

Vamos Argentinaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>Messi
>Agüero
>Suarez
We /MAS/ now

She's argentinian, if you want I can give you the youtube link but only if Argentina wins today

argentina so poor we cant even afford the color in our tshirt :(

want to give her a warm and creamy facial

JUST BANTS haha!

I want to fucking crush Messi's skull with my foot.

looks like a fucking trucho shirt that you buy in an outer district for 20 pesos

fucking nonce

I can't wait for then to choke on Copa America and all the seething.

That messi touch is orgasmic

How will Argies react if their NT don't win?

no rompan a messi la puta que los pario

Would sniff her feet :)

lmao messoy btfo

break that midget's leg

I hope for good goals and not bullshit like England vs Netherlands

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>Messoy

>missi

>missi

it's over loco

Messi has not received a pass like that since Xavi retired

VAMOS MUCHACHOS METAN GOLES

Best in the world Lessi

Lo Celdios

COM ONE HARJENTINA SCOAR SOAM FOAKIN GOALS

Argentina need to score playing well and not off a Nicaragua mistake.

cute and funny

>it's a "LoCelso, Paredes and Aguero play well on fucking friendly and never again" episode

fuck Messi

cam on then scor sam fakin gols

which argentina club team has Norf FC fans?

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GOL DE NICARAGUA

Chacarita

Ofc shes argie otherwise why would I post it

someone explain this meme

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

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Nurf are the working class northerners and Suf are the high class southerners / Londoners.

More like NIGGERAGUA haha

WTF WE SUCK

*chokes to Brazil D team*

Come on Nicawater

Is Riquelme the unluckiest player in the Argentine nt history?
>not called to the 2002 wc by retard Bielsa
>taken out of the field while being best player by retard Pekerman and losing to Germany, probably because of that
>not called to the 2010 wc because of some fight with retard Maradona

>paredes
>no tiro una pared en 30 minutos
makes me think

don't score of a free kick you fucks. Try to score as a team

>nicaragua

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I know Copa America hasn't even started but fuck it

WE DID IT BROS

argentina was easy, but still the first step, WE FUCKING DID IT, we won the Copa!

>30 minutes
>Argentina hasn't scored
Just give us the Copa already

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Uruguay is winning 3-0 against Panama
They will win the 16th

>diving against nicaragua in a friendly
it's a yikes from me
I think I'm switching to the niggerhoop

>not diving and breaking yourself like neymar

why are we so shit bros

Messi is going to get injuried isn't he?

>colombia unironically thinking it will win the copa america

lol

I want Agüero's haircut but all my friends would make fun of me. Why do richfags get a free pass for everything they do?

Gratz coffee bro

Not that impossible desu

messi is not enjoying a bit of this

>walls

Just give up with Paredes already. Kid is shit.

its colombia or uruguai
brazil chile and argentos look shit

>Nicaragua

Have you no shame?

You have good friends. It looks like shit.

Aren't you playing Panama?

No

Just Uruguay, it's Uruguay's favorite tournament

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APOLOGIZE

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yikes what a goal... against nicaragua but still

ahi estaaaaajaaaajaaaaaaaaaa

I want to get a mullet like a yanqui redneck
I'm already almost a year unemployed so why the FUCK not

Yikes

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He made Nicaragua look like amateurs

gol del goat

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GOAT

Panama was in the world cup.

This is not closs.

OH NO NO NO NO

>THE STATE OF NICARAGUA
>LOSING TO US

They are amateurs

That's like making you look like a fag

WEBM PLS
im watching Uruguay

LE STATPAD AGAINST NICARAGUA MAN

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Based mesi

watch the movie "Joe Dirt"

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Because they're actual amateurs.

>"goat" against Niggeragua

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la cabra seniores

There it is, the floodgates have opened!
It's 2-0 already

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OMG AGUERO DID SOMETHING HOLY SHIT
AGUERO
DID
SOMETHING
OMG

>the nihilist of nicaragua

so pathetic statspadding vs NICARAGUA

Come on Argentina will win
Based Messi

>the Nullifier of Nicaragua

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Lo Celso is unironically elite. PSG is about to lose like 60 million from a Betis - Tottenham transfer

>Aguero

>the nightmare of nicaragua

The executioner of exhibition matches

he should have done that against France or Chile or Germany

Lo Celso to Barcelona when?

MAGISTERIAL

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how will Nicaragua recover?

Arthur - De Jong - Lo Celso

3x Champions League winner

>starting messi against nigger water

you do know he's going to get injured, right?

I agree, he's making some god tier passes

lmao this looks based wtf is wrong with me

OH NO NO NO NO NO
GOL DE NICARAGUA

MAGISTERIAL

Nice

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>The Nemesis of Nicaragua

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>omgeee lol MISSI and ARGAYTINA cant score against Nicaragua in 30 minutes lol they're SHIT
>omgeee lol MISSI can only score against NIGGARAGUA and ARGAYTINA are still shit lol
Make up your minds, you fags sound like Twain.

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>tfw at the end of the day no one cares who you scored against they just want to see the final numbers

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For me, it's Nicolazo Tamendi

>the n_____ of nicaragua

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no, no, don't you see?
This is what Yea Forums calls "banter"

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Tbf Afa is to blame here.
Impossible to not find someone better to play than Nicawater

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any stream? footybite has nothing

they always find fodder teams to play before a tournament because argentine media is cancer and they don't want negative energy

rojadirecta
vipbox
we're on half time now, check later

the midget is cancer
nobody wants to finish the play unless the ball goes through messi first
lo celso passes exclusively to him instead of putting aguero on the run
it's always the same

The thing is they probably can but want to play someone like Nicaragua to score 300 goals and boost muh confidence

I just want us to win Copa, bros

t. Martín Liberman

You do realize that’s a coaching decision right?

He’s real betis’ top scorer even though he isn’t a natural forward.

Not that we are any different with vai te catar

they need to bench messi for dybala zo win the Copa

you see that last play all the goal open and the guy came back for messi? thats not confidence huehue

>no halftime rocha yet

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inb4 b-b-but the orange haired man told me he runs the team! It's all his fault!

Because Aguero is shit for Argentina. Dybała and Icardi should be playing.

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Warning, only sports related girls are allowed. Preferably ones wearing the Argentina shirt to be on topic.

ALL THE BRAZUCAS MERDA IN THIS THREAD

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

maybe, but argie press actually pushes local players into the team, kinda funny hearing how they want shitters like nacho fernandez or pratto

this is why messi is the best player in th world

we are all /messi/ argiebro

Im actually from San Juan
Ask me anything

We should just send a River-Tigre team desu

wtf man im rooting for you

Pratto was fine for the few world cup qualifying matches he played.

How shitty does the stadium look outside of what we see on TV? I heard it looks bad from outside

post more little girls you faggots

So are Otamendi and Foyth the best CBs Argentina have? Really? And there is no keeper better than fucking Armani?

Why is Mendoza so superior?

EL CHILENO ES UN ANIMAL CONFLICTIVO, HEREDERO DE UN MESTIZAJE MALIGNO ESE QUE TANTO LOS AVERGUENZA, CON INCLINACIONES A LA TRAICION, EL ROBO, LA PELEA SUCIA Y DESIGUAL, COMO EN TODAS LAS GUERRAS QUE HA PARTICIPADO CON APOYO DE EMPRESAS INGLESAS PARA ROBAR A SUS VECINOS, TREMENDA RAZA DE RATEROS LA CHILENA... NADIE EN EL MUNDO CIVILIZADO QUIERE A UN RATERO, PERO ES COMPRENSIBLE TANTA RABIA CHILENA, SI VIVEN ARRINCONADOS EN UNA RAYA EN EL FIN DEL MUNDO... TAMBIEN SON HOMOSEXUALES SI Y ESTAN OBSESIONANDOS CON LA PENETRACION ANAL POR ESO UNO DE SUS MODISMOS ES (CULIAO CULIAO)

CHILE ES UN PAIS RATERO, CHILE ES UN PUEBLO HEREDERO DE UN MESTIZAJE MALIGNO, CON INCLINACIONES PARA LA TRAICION, LA PELEA SUCIA, LA GUERRA DESIGUAL, SEMBRAR LA ENEMISTAD, DEBIDO A QUE NACEN ARRINCONADOS EN UNA TIERRA ESTERIL QUE DIFICILMENTE LES BRINDA EL SUSTENTO A SU POBLACION, POR ESO, EL CHILENO BUSCA ROBAR A SUS VECINOS DESDE SU FUNDACIÓN, POR ESO EXISTE TANTO CHILENO RATERO, ADEMAS DE CHILENOS RACISTAS, YA QUE, ASI COMO POSEEN UNA TIERRA VERGONZOSAMENTE PEQUEÑA, TAMBIEN POSEEN PROFUNDOS COMPLEJOS DE INFERIORIDAD DEBIDO A QUE NO POSEEN UNA RAZA QUE LOS IDENTIFIQUE, Y BUSCARAN PARECERSE A SUS AMOS BLANCOS, ASI TODO CHILENOS SEA SOLO UN TRISTE MESTIZO DEL DESIERTO

a cuanto las trolas??

Today keseru scored 2 goals to a great romanian comeback. If twain wasnt a proxyfag he must be happy now

the field is actually buried down so the stadium looks really small from the outisde. Its also in the middle of nothing so its a grey big stuff in a fucking sand desert. It sucks when they make club matches there

Some spanish guy told me that his little cousins would be at the game and this was them so I made a webm for him

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Icarus and Dybala have been horrid this season for their clubs.

Aguero is better then both.

100 USD an hour like in the rest of the country

Kannemann could be in the XI, but he's injured
>there is no keeper better than Armani?
no
We have a bostero meme keeper who could end up having better performances, but that's it. Sergio Romero's time with the team seems to be over for good.

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How does human flesh taste like?

Mexico aside, how do South Americans get along with Central Americans?

Do Nicaraguans/Hondurans/Salvadorians/Guatemalans ever migrate to Sudamerica?

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where is the pic from?

ecuador i thought you were my only ally

Aren’t you /Neymar/?

The guy with glasses looks like a serial killer

>Guido Rodriguez
Does Argentina really doesn't have a better MF than some shitter from /LigaMX/?

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They jump on the caravan to the US. I suppose they may try going to Colombia but idk

you have icardi,aguero and simeone, are you sure you need pratto?
>inb4 'they play like shit in our NT'
maybe, giving them some time to work together is a good idea; btw, not a single player in our leagues, and by our i mean americas, is good enough to win a world cup, also, pavon is a brainlet and probably the most overrated player of the last decade in your league, forgot to mention him before

We hardly know they exist

Not for the NT. He’s been dreadful even now. Higuain always outscored him.

your mom cunt tastes really good

At least in Brazil, we literally dont give a fuck about Central America. All we know is the northeast tier violence levels and commie shit

no clue, we have no contact cause there is a jungle between us (search tapon del darien)

I know a guy from caucete

Lots of Hatians on the continent since Chile played against El Racismo yesterday

well, that's fucking bad, Armani looked suspect at wc (mboopi goal to make it 3-2 wouldn't happen with above average keeper)

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Suarez wife is hot

haitians aren't your typical central americans i think
they're blacker

Why doesn’t Tagliafico play?

Riquelme ruined Messi
Messi used to score so many blooters when he was young and would destroy the ball scoring. Then he met Riquelme in 2006 by the time 2007 came all he did was use shot placement to score. Now every Messi shot looks like it's barely rolling in, even his penalties are weak.

ITT meseros

yeah but you still speak the same language
I speak to Americans/Canadians/Irish/Aussies/New Zealanders all the time.

Would your parents be mad if you wanted to marry a Guatemalan girl?

anto must suck a mean dick

The last thing we need is more manlet defenders.

>30 minute half time

We actually don't care, yes there are a few of them here, but we use them just to mock their funny accents :^)

>Mexico's Mexico

almost injured

It's not Roman's fault Messi can't shoot as good as him

FUCK YOU CHICANO SHIT

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>tfw no matter how shit your country is or becomes it will never be centraca tier shit

good feel

>Dybala in
also, imagine still rating tristelme in 2019

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I want Gazzaniga to be the keeper. The guy is a fucking gigachad and unironically the best looking guy I have ever seen.

youtube.com/watch?v=GQVQtwO8rR8

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messi is out lads

Never saw one, although i've seen venezuelan refugees here in encarnacion

are you hues mad that neymar is out or glad that the team won't revolve around him for once?

>no messi

time to watch NBA finals

there are some keepers in Europe
the substitute of Lloris in Spurs is Gazzaniga, he played like 10 matches this year and did good
There is Musso in Udinese, Rulli in Real Sociedad, and Walter Benitez in Nice.

In stats, the best one is Walter Benitez, seems to be among the best of the french ligue.
But for some reason the argentine press is obsessed with having the River or Boca goalkeeper.

cute

>I want Gazzaniga to be the keeper.
It's sounds like you just want to fuck him

good bye

at least here, we never speak with someone from that region, i've met foreigners from usa, china (obviously, there are chinks and yanks everywhere), italy, france, england, argentina, mexico, brazil, venezuela, ecuador, peru and chile here, but that's all; and wel, I guess they wouldn't care, unless she was a nig, it sounds weird but we actually are kinda racist

I rate Rulli 2bh

>Dybala
>Lautaro Martinez
What the fuck, who got subbed out?

>encarnacion
>The city is the largest settlement of Ukrainians in Paraguay.
kek
south america is such a weird mysterious place

the 2 friends

we all want to

>le 25 year old pretty boy prospect

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messi and aguero-kun

great last name, gas a nigga

abandoning thread

>it sounds weird but we actually are kinda racist
but Yea Forums calls you congolombia

whenever I see a Colombian flag I assume whoever is posting is black

I like him too. he did well against Manchester City, spurs lost 0-1 to the best or second best team in the world, that were motivated to win because there was only a 1 point difference with liverpool

O MESSI TCHAU

how do you pronouce Nicaragua ?

most colombians are actually mestizo manlets

we're not mad nor glad, we are used to not having him because of injuries
we are mad about our coach though, tite, that called fucking willian instead of vini, douglas costa or lucas moura to replace neymars spot

colombians are unironically based people
they're southern cone-tier quality

>whenever I see a Colombian flag I assume whoever is posting is black
And you're quite right, most of the times

I think AFA are trying to end the "substitute keeper is a starter on the national team" meme

Best friend of Adolfo "The third" Gaich

just imagine Argentinians blaming Messi for all their fails
I mean WHAT
Argentinians honestly don't deserve Messi
He should have been born on this side of the river

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I'm unironically indio

knee-car-ah-wua

nigger water

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>messi out

>barsa fags gone

KINO

Colombian girls have the absolute best asses in all the Americans. They're even better than the Brazilians.

For me, it's the latter. Even more now, given the whole rape thing

KEK
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>lucas moura
he's not in the squad?

Brazil are FUCKED
That is beyond retarded.

He was fucking amazing for Tottenham.
How amazing could the Brazil team possibly be where he doesn't get a spot?

Baffling decision.
It's like when Walcott wasn't allowed into England's 2010 squad.
Absolutely incredible decision.

Fucking hell.

What happened to a Maximilo Meza???

Was he just a one time guy?

I remember when he played in the World Cup some European clubs were offering him some contracts.

it's true uwu

I love friendlies against subsistence farmers and uber drivers

Most people don't blame him, lay off the legal dude weed lmao

The dream timeline is for 2026 Gas a Nigga bloots a ball to Adolf 3rd Gaich and scores on the german team

HAHAHAHA

>dat missed opportunity

Jesus Nicaragua plays worse then my little brothers Saturday soccer games.

he was always shit, is in Mexico, now Boca wants him
it's amazing we score 3 goals against France with 2 absolute local league shitters and an explayer geriatric Mascherano

We are /both/

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No Messi
No Fun

fuck colombians and fuck niggers
you need to go back

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es dybala el nuevo pipa?

i want to fuck and get fucked by a cute argenchino lads

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Riquelme is unironically the best player ever

t. colombiano

I'd rather watch gook women play football than smelly sudacas. fuck sudacas and copa amierdica

>niggerwater gk

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dammit I was in the wrong thread that whole time wondering where everyone was!

if Tagliafico gets injured im going to seethe

>t, sudaca de europa

isnt dybala playing like shit in the juve and close to be sold???

I don't rate Lautaro and think Dybala is at beast Saviola tier

Tite always made some nonsense things. I'm more mad about Fabinho.

DEJENSE DE HICHAR LAS BOLAS you blame him all the time
he should have been born here
SORETES

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tl;dr - yes

user, maybe you're not familiar with our national team, it's run by AFA. They are corrupt as fuck. Him being on the team was most likely a favor to Hugo Moyano.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugo_Moyano

>president of Independiente, a big club in Argentina
>treasurer of AFA
>"Claudio Tapia is a son-in-law of Moyano"
>Claudio Tapia being the president of AFA by the way

You catch my drift? Meza was Moyano's favorite toy, and a theory out there is that as a favor to Moyano, Tapia got Meza on the national team. That way, even if he was shit, his market value could increase due to having world cup experience, and performing well against Argentine league farmers

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Okay? Nobody cares. Go to sleep.

Btw as you are brit can tou answer me one thing?

Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that the world cup or whatever this shit is was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Seahawks fan (AKA real FOOTBALL) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.

PS. see you in the superb owl chiefs

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yes, but to be honest, he has been played very out of position all this year because of Cristiano.
It's not normal for a young footballer who has had 3 seasons in a row of 20-25 goals to score as little as he has this year.

i fucking love this pasta

>*throws a flare at you and behaves like a chimp*

*victoria digna*

cerosetenta.uniandes.edu.co/diez-cosas-para-odiar-y-amar-de-bogota/
read the class divisions part, it's basically the same in the whole country

lose weight

No Messis and Maradonas for you, only copas americas, a shit ton of copas americas

noooooooo

game is fucking shit without Messi

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>the CHAD Ronaldo
>the virgin Dybala

based
fuck this semen slurping "sport"

Squads with number of players that DON'T play in Europe (out of 23):

>Brazil: 3
>Colombia: 4
>Uruguay: 7
>Argentina: 8

Based on this I'd put my money on Brazil lads.
Argentina will get knocked out in the Group Stage.

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Hey

THE BVLL

why is Icardi's backup playing and not Icardi

Finally, jfc
Lautaro with a good turn there

Lautaro is a CHAD

FOREHEAD FOREHEAD FOREHEAD FOREHEAD FOREHEAD FOREHEAD FOREHEAD FOREHEAD FOREHEAD FOREHEAD FOREHEAD FOREHEAD

that's a different guy but sure

>72% 27%
kino
>implying cristiano didn't take dybala's boipucci virginity

lautarroooooooooooooooooo

Against nicaragua we close so much assholes

Messi looked angry with that goal

Who is the favourite between Columbia and Argentina?

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lautaro is based

Brazil

Colombia
Is it just me or does it seem like our local media gave up on the national team? Multiple times, I felt like the narrative is

>we don't expect to win this cup
>no one expects to win this

What the "ford" in many english names mean?
as "rutherford"

argentina have better individual talent but i think colombia works better as a team

Culombia wins hands dows honestly
they fuck us too to be honest

Too abrasive in the locker room I think

I was watching 90 minutos de humo today and the retard couple (cassini and ruggeri) were saying you are the candidates

>individual talent
Yes because we have Messi

Lame duck season

pronunciationstudio.com/english-place-name-suffixes/

Barrios is a better defensive midfielder than any of us, we are going with 2 defensive midfielders from the Mexican league
they have James
And Duvan Zapata and Falcao should be enough for forwards

the weakest part of Argentina is the defensive midfielders

Armani is so fucking bad. Anyone that can do crosses or kick good corners will score on that moron.

Weird.
Then again, the 90 minutos the humo guys are cartoon characters at this point

idk
ford isn't a common occurence

Smith which is our most common surname originated from the 12th century. If you were a blacksmith then smith became your surname and because we had so many it's a common name.

Ford most likely originated from someone living near a ford - and because the name Ruther already existed they just combined them.

Prior to the 1100s people literally only had one name so the reasoning behind them existing is very basic.

but you have messi, that's enough you make you the favourite against us

Do you really not have any better defensive midfielder than Guido?

This. They should just recall Romero

>A ‘ford’ is an Old English word for a shallow place in a river where you can cross easily. ‘Ford’ by itself is pronounced with a long vowel /fɔːd/, but when it is used as a suffix, we use the weak pronunciation /fəd/:
Thought It was something like "son of"
Tnx

holy shit i'm too drunk for this 140IQ discussion

>you now remember Ascacibar

the entire team is terrible at set pieces even with romero
youtu.be/7_3ke0YlGks?t=225

agreed, every time i hear ruggeri i feel i'm losing brain cells, the guy was a great defender, but it's clear why he was shit as a manager, the guy is a complete idiot

They won't call a guy who got demoted to Bundesliga B , even though it wasn't his fault since he was suspended for 6 games after spitting on someone

una vela pa

>Drogba retires
>Cote D'Ivoire win the African Cup of Nations straight after

>Ribery retires
>France win the World Cup straight after

When will Messi do the honourable thing, and step aside so Argentina can win?

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Paredes is a Pirlo style player, plays where defensive midfielders play, but doesnt defend, only makes passes
Ascacibar was relegated with Stuttgart
Caceres is a substitute in Villareal, a team that was almost relegated

It seems Everton wants to buy Sosa from the U20 team, if he does moderately good in England, that will probably be enough to put him in the national team

LAUTARO LAUTARO LAUTARO LAUTARO LAUTARO LAUTARO LAUTARO LAUTARO LAUTARO LAUTARO LAUTARO LAUTARO LAUTARO LAUTARO LAUTARO

ascacibar
idk why he is still so underrated
maybe bad transfer decisions in yurop

LAUTAROOOOOOO

Just play Lautaro left forward at this point and bench Matias Suarez

wew lads
Lautaro Martinez is the real deal

¿Ves Icard? ¿Ves por qué hay que romperla contra equipitos como estos?

Is he the new Messi?

¿Ves Icardi? ¿Ves por qué hay que romperla contra equipitos como estos?

Lukaku is shit but if the swap with Icardi happens he will do great with Lautaro. Lukaku will be the big guy that keeps the centerbacks busy, leaving a lot of space for Lautaro.

lautaro > aguero

Exactly what Argentina needed is a game where they beat down on.

Yes it Nicaragua, but they needed a moral booster somehow.

Hopefully this will turn things around.

the bvll is the only player with killer instinct in this "squad"

He's the new Aguero

he is like Aguero, not like Messi. He is also a Falcao fan. He is a bit of a manlet to be a true 9, iirc he is 1.74

Final team should be

Armani
Tagliafico
Otamendi
Pezzella
Saravia
De Paul
Guido Rodriguez
Lo Celso
Lautaro
Messi
Aguero

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I mean.... it's fucking Nicaragua but yeah, i'd pick him every time

From our side, this I guess we mostly hear about argies and colombians because of TV shows and singers, but other than that pretty irrelevant for us

you guys should understand that most latin american countries have a massive amount of white and mestizo population, as well as either indios or niggers. Mexico, guatemala, el salvador, peru, paraguay, bolivia, chile and argentina has indios, each in different levels of course. Honduras, nicaragua, costa rica, panama, colombia and ecuador have niggers. Brazil and Venezuela have both. Uruguayans are just weird.

>tfw peak falcao was 6 years ago

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Di Maria?

>LuCACA
No please, prefer Dzeko and Nico Pépé as the False 9 N'gubu

Uruguay is like Argentina but
less indio
less Italian
more Portuguese
and 5% black

who won the header? paredes?

no 1000ton = no cup

Funes Mori

foyth was actually good desu
there's no point in aguero with lautaro in

Lol people are not celebrating the goals anymore

Tbf uruguayan indios are just lighter.

>there's no point in aguero with lautaro in
both his goals came from when he was standing a bit to the left so why not. you can't do much worse

>play counter
>team plays better
huh
REALLY MAKES YOU THINK, HUH, SCALONI?

bueno muchachos ya estaba
es Nicaragua
tampoco sean groseros

We can't play the counter against actual defenders. Imagine trying this against de Jong

>The N word has been said in this thread 9 times
what is wrong with you

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dybala does absolutely nothing

>neighbours playing cumbia at top volume
fml

>Argentina is back
About fucking time

Nicaragua didn't even qualify for the CONCACAF hexa, at least play against Jamaica or Belize or something. Not rank #174 Nicaragua who can't beat Turks and Caicos.

We don't have a choice against better teams (Uruguay, Brazil, Colombia), this team looks like shit when it plays possession football anyways

THIS IS FOR YOU,/SP

YOU ALWAYS DOUBT US WELL THERE YOU HAVE IT

5 GOALS AGAINST SUPER DIFFICULT JUGGERNAUT TEAM NICARAGUA

APOLOGIZE!!

Yeah, this is an Argentina game. We should have used it at least 80 times by now

NI
CARAGUA

Could they beat Trinidad and Tobago?

Yeah, poor effort my nigger. We’ve been slacking off. Only 9 times is pathetic.

It's all the same shit

Yes, more or less, i think Scaloni will start Funes Mori
Armani
Saravia - Otamendi - Funes Mori - Tagliafico
De Paul - Pereyra - Lo Celso
Messi - Aguero - Lautaro

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Colombia are not better than us

lel was thinking this
absolutely useless, both him ans paredes
pretty boy fetish memes EXPOSED

many of those are from Goalkeeper Gazzanigga

main goal of nicaragua players tonight: swap kits with messi or aguero

>imagine only being able to score 5 goals against these players

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we would be playing with 3 offensive midfielders and no defensive midfielder
the midfield will be a highway for the rivals

Has Romero retired? Is tat why Armani is playing?

El orgullo les sale hasta por el ojete del culo a los narizones estos.

I haven't heard of him retiring
I think he has been a sub at Man Utd for too long now

Romero doesn't even play cup games for United anymore and Armani won 2 Libertadores in 3 years as a starter

Prove him wrong

>PENALTY KICK FOR NICARAGUA
LMAO

>otamendi fucking up as usual

Hey

>Conceding against Nicaragua
OH NO NO NO NO

>bostamierdi

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who is guilty for the penalty?

FUCK ICARDI AND FUCK CARDI B

b-based otamendi giving armani something to do in this game
fuck sake

LMAO

>score 2 with Messi
>score 3 without him
Really makes me think.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Way to fuck up the emotional boost

youtu.be/vC06OniIZU4?t=686

foyth>otamendi
lautaro>aguero

manchester city is full of meme players

si bueno... quien tiene hambre?

Based

based Nicaragua :^)

>funes mori
>otamendi

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>fireworks and trophy because of a win against nicaragua

with jews you__

Nicaragua could barely run anymore in the second half

Does Mateo Musacchio never get called because the other players know he is gay?
He isn't really worse than the others, and starts for AC Milan
He is 10/10 in looks

Funes Mori got annihilated which is why Otamendi had to do that.

FIREWORKS THE ABSOLUTE STATE

IT'S OVER

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morfando chorizo casero y queso casero
se van todos a la mierda ;D

Otamendi isn't too bad the problem is that we're all manlets. In Man City he plays with John Stones and Kompany and they're both 1,90m. We don't have tall, strong, athletic defenders to stop pacey niggers and fast counters.
Do we really not have an athletic defender playing somewhere in Europe? Not even a single one?

casco could never

I like Kannemann (injured) more than Funes Mori.

its happening

>Musacchio's paternal grandparents were of Albanian origin, being Arbëreshë from Portocannone in lower Molise region, Italy. The surname Musacchio originated from the Muzaka region in south-central Albania, and was widely used in the Albanian community in Italy

interesting

youtu.be/P_SlAzsXa7E

It's common thing

Nicaragua players must be seething since Messi didn't finish the game so they couldn't ask him for the shirt

dont be a killjoy user
we can have fireworks to celebrate this huge victory

What happened to Marcos Rojo?

He ded?

He’s shit

I am a boomer that mainly watches Serie A and I like Palomino from Atalanta. He is also 1.90. They classified to Champions League this year, great team if they don't lose their best players this transfer season.

he was decent like five years ago, it's been some time since that

Do you guys remember when Messi went to play in Costa Rica and players made a line after the game waiting for an autograph?

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Why don't he get a call up?

Otamendi is a benchwarmer for city now. They are looking to buy a CB to replace him because they say he's not good enough

We only call players hyped by the media

Sabella didnt bring Otamendi to the 2014 world cup, while Maradona did bring him to the 2010 one
Sabella must have seen something in Otamendi he didnt like

garay is way better at headers

the boys played good footy
even though it was a literally who team

just took a huge Paredes lads

Did Suarez even do anything? why did he start over De Paul and Di Maria?

im about to take a big dybala myself, been holding it in since halftime

they were testing him, probably seeing if he could receive passes on the left from messi. He had like 3 good shots, and hit the post one time.

Tell me about Paredes and Dybala, what do they do?

How are things in Syria now user

Fucking shit jokes but I kek’d

provide eye candy for the ladies

le do nothing while looking good lads

they're only on the team because they have blue eyes

el estado absoluto de mi pais

A German team made entirely of Ngubus.
my sides would explode then.