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flopperooney

FUCK

ah shit

Finally
Mbappe to Real and Ney to Barca next

more excited about the cross being back tbH

*replaces hazard*

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Hazard cant compare to Barcelona™ DNA™

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It is right there.

Who can stop Madrid this year?

that's what I said you brit concierge

Oh no no no no

If hazard scores more than 20 goals I will cut both my arms and stream it.

He already scored more +20 this year
why wouldn't he be able to do that in a farmers league like la liga?

Except he didn't. Not in the league.

Hazard isn't a goalscorer. His best attribute is ball progression. If he scores 15 goals and gets 15 assists with 5 dribbles a game then he's succeeding

>stream it
lmao you wish you had a webcam jesus

Mood this weekend

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IMAGINE the corner flags
IMAGINE the fear in the ball chicos
IMAGINE the diving
IMAGINE the penalties
IMAGINE him and benzema constantly passing instead of going for goal

Serious question do Madrid fans actually think he's going to replace Ronaldo? Fantastic player but, he's not at Messi/Ronaldo level and he disappears quite a bit during the season.

I hope they don't shit on him like they've done with Bale.

Where will Chelsea end on the table next season?

Bottom half

11th

He's a better #7 than Mariano

>Chelsea's only world class player leaves
>Manager wants to leave
>Transfer ban
>Abramovic barely cares now

JUST

>imagine Soria right now

oh no no no HAHAHAHAHA

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>The ref can't give pens to Barca if they're calling fouls on Hazard constantly

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>wakes from his wine induced slumber
>rolls into the studio

Of course not

he will be the number 1 shilled EPL player

>I rate Zidane

You rate him more or less than Valverde?

YES FUCK YES
WE ARE BACK

Guti guti guti maricon

Less

>german humour

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>Dutch replies

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relegation

Literally who

Nicker gang

Liga + CL confirmed next season

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I don't think that's it
I think the impression is this is just one of many big signings to make up the gap

when is real gonna buy someone actually good?

so mou is coming back?

are you going to assault a mexican cartel?

>they waited today to announce it so that Pedrerol didn't present his program

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There are no good players available

everyone is available for the right price

how much monies is hazzardo

HOLY SHIT
RM's transfer window has been fucking insane. Anything short of a double next season will be a letdown.

If they're paying 100 million for Hazard, imagine how much it would be someone like Mbappe or Salah

Salah would cost an arm

>rating Salah
fucking hell, it' like I watch different games.

So who will be the next signing?
>Mendy
>Erikssen
>Pogba
>Mbappe

mendy then 1 of erikssen or pog

they already have vinicius on the left. they should have bought kane or salah instead.
i'm not sure they can get mbappe. neymar is ded.

>rating fraudicius
Lmao

Good luck Eden

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Salah would be 180m and mbappe would be 200m - 300m.

C O M U N I C A D O

O F I C I A L

>they already have vinicius
He's literally too low IQ and not even being racist, he's more stupid than demebele with the ball

Hazard is only 100 million because he has 1 year left in contract. If he had 4 then chelsea would demand 250 million

This, Hazard is far better than Salah. Don't let his one season fluke fool you

Any quality liverslip player like salah or mane is a huge risk considering they've all peaked for a short period. There's no way to certify that they aren't just system babies who got the right coach. Kane would cost too much (150m+) for real to afford him, jovic, and other quality signings.

all of them

He's young give him a break. He has good pace but he needs to work on finishing badly.

>spending money on center backs
Good defense is a meme, high powered offense is all you need to be successful.

>Benzema in the starting lineup
>After Based Serbian Chad Jovic joins the club.
The filthy algerian is DONZO, fucker.

Yeah i’m thinking we are back

>He's young give him a break
nobody got time for that at RM, they need goats right now

Eriksen easily.

>not rating the man that made penaldo shine all those years

dumb mono, if it was not for benz, penaldo would not be the man he is today.

>Hazard is 28
Still a wonderkid in my mind. Fuck I'm getting old.

jovic is not a quality signing.
i'm sorry but with this addition the rest of the real attack is unbalanced. they need guys who can score bags of goals in the center and left so defenses don't just mark hazard out of the game. salah has been steadily improving for the past 5 years. even this year when his goals are down, it's not because he's wasting more chances, it's because the team changed their style up and he still ended up joint top in the league. mane is also pure class but he plays on the left still.

THE CHAD SERB AND THE CHAD ALGERIAN will tear apart laliga

if real needed certified dons then why are they signing 18 year olds who never played in europe?

when is his presentation?

*center and right

Jovic is two footed you fag

>Cross is back
>Eden signed

It's been a good day lads. What are you having?

Jovic is a quality signing because he can score from anywhere in the field. spee loves to meme real but bale, benzema, vini, hazard, jovic, and another one or two quality signings will be enough to compete with barca

>tf
>tp
just stfu ameritard

>180m euros for a 29 year old with one year left on his contract
absolute fucking STATE of halal negotiating

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Jovic has had literally one good year, and even then it's not that good

bale will either leave the club or sit on the bench. they also need to get rid of benzema asap and bring in someone who can score 30+ league goals almost guaranteed.

Jovic - Benzema
Hazard
Your new 1-2

hazard will peak before 30 and go downhill quickly
chelsea literally robbed them

who cares? neither of those feet are champions league winning quality.

that's his first complete season as a pro. and he did it in a shit team like frankfurt, scoring their only goals against chelsea. he's a GOAT in the making. now he's going to explode being serviced by the likes of Hazard.

>neither of those feet are champions league winning quality.
lmao stick to your niggerball you clueless mong.

honestly he wasn't worth even 60m with one year left on his contract

how did chelsea negotiate this?

you probably think donovan is a world class player

Frankfurt are a decent side that can finish top 4 in the Bundes with other decent players like Rebic. He had 12 league goals in 31 games if you ignore the dusseldorf game where he scored 5

I'm unavoidable

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When did he say in the league only, monkey? Poles are the worst Slavs

where was Rebic against Chelsea?

>nicolás jose fuentes supporters
cringe

So despite Jovic being average for most of the season him scoring 2 tap ins across 2 games makes him elite?

>Hazard - Jovic - Vinicius

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>2 tap ins
alright that was a nice bait bro.

>brainlets still think Zidane will start Vinicius

Vamos, vamos.

They literally were tap ins though. The one at Stamford Bridge was offside as well. I don't get why you're jerking him off.

no. lets stick to the topic at hand. real are 20 points behind barca and they just signed jovic to help close that gap. big mistake.

lets revisit this discussion in a year. i'm confident real madrid fans will be disappointed.

Vinicius will be an Everton player in 2 years time.

you can stop now bro

how much ?

£150m and 600k per week

well he's definitely not starting bale. benzema is trash. who is left? vazquez? lol

>. who is left?
their new unreleased RW recruit

they rate finishing 7th in the bundes

RM is proof that is wrong.

huh? they just blew their load on hazard.

Do you even watch frankfurt's games? their midfield is dogshit going forward, Jovic had to make do with mostly terrible crosses from outwide all season.

>an offense full of slow boomers past their prime is a high powered offense
rm just suck at everything. literally the juve of leliga.

Barca will destroy RM. Even with mbappe and Salah. Until messi retires em should just forfeit el classic's to save themselves from embarrassment (again and again).

t. Literal card carrying rm fan.

I cant argue with that. Terrible management (not meaning the coach)

rm will rape messhit, ratking, and whatever boomer and ngubu trash barca have on their "team"

>Barca will destroy RM.
get a load of this cuck

how many times in the past 10 years has real madrid finished above barca in the league?

oh boy madridistas are going to LOVE when hazard catches feelings and decides to pack it up for a whole season until a new manager comes in.

>unexposable coach
>best attack in Europe
14th undecima is guaranteed

what will they do with vinicius and rodrygo? will they sell isco now? what is going to happen with bale? what's going to happen with reguilon if they buy mendy? will they sell casemiro?
im not so sure about the 14th decima lads, im hoping we at least get 2nd in the league and we get a cheeky copa del rey

you say this as if real doesn't need a bench

luca zidane, marcelo,militao, marcos llorente, valverde,brahim,jovic
this is a bench without any of those players