/cric/ - stick cric edition

hlw dear bros

hi lads, thoughts on the cricket?

for me it's england and afghans

had forgotten how hateable sebbesity is.

Business idea:
No more ICC tournaments in England.

You should focus on reducing the amount of poo on your streets first

>Rain is going to make sure Englel dont make the finals

All Sussex is divided into six rapes, each of which is divided into several hundreds. Each rape is named for its rapal town. From west to east these are Chichester, Arundel, Bramber, Lewes, Pevensey, and Hastings.

In fact, on the flag of Sussex, each bird represents one of the rapes.

>you now remember the Golden Generation of New Zealand Cricket

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You now remember Australias golden sandpaper generation

>the greatest time of our lives

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>pozzies mad at kiwis
Did you get caught cheating overnight or something?

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Oh it’s just fatguts Australian proxy posting from his iPad.

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Good morning lads

oooooo u r very gd boy

ohh gd gd

Oi zachy, thoughts on this?

Don’t get your vagina in a twist mate

yeah maybe this was the case 30 generations ago

so now that the dust has settled. is Faulkner gay or not?

>By 1894 most administrative functions of the rapes had ended. The Rapes of Arundel, Bramber and Chichester each responsible for the repair of bridges and the Rape of Hastings had a separate coroner, which lasted until 1960.
If 1960 was 30 generations ago in Sussex, I think we have a new candidate for nonce capital of the world.

Bro...you are very gd boy.

cricket yaaay

based

for me it's the manhood peninsula, so named because it resembles the manhood of every man from sussex.

>arundel, bramber and Chichester
Three prime examples of England: good edition . You’ll find way more culture contained in these three places then throughout the whole of Arizona

not a sport

RENT FREE

based

Don't think so

imagine being a yank cuck

So true.

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Why you up so early you ok fren

r/cric

>rainwinslol

this semen slurping sport BTFO

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lel

>Cricket in England

eh I'm honestly with you on Arundel and Chichester, but Bramber really doesn't belong in the same sentence if I'm really honest.

Tucson and Phoenix are the Arundel and Chichester of Arizona. Flagstaff is more the Bramber of Arizona.

miniblog update: found a rabbit in rural bihar, clicked pictures with the rural rabbit

England is hidden village in the rain

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is it gonna rain during bong v bang

Thats good news if it means the Aus v Ind game is rained out. Ez point.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/26918963/icc-says-no-dagger-emblem-ms-dhoni-gloves
This is pretty fucking stupid lads. ICC needs to fuck off.

based icc btfo poo in loo

based

bramber is essentially part of Steyning, ‘Steyning and bramber’ is the zenith of English villages

...

>Bramber is essentially part of Steyning
>not Steyning is essentially part of Bramber, the rapal town of the rape of Bramber
cope
even Steyning hundred is just a subdivision of the rape of Bramber

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>watching BLACKED Mirror

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Love Seb
Love punished Richo
Love lawncunt
Hate seething Kiwi

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Hilariously my exgf fed me essentially that same line when the subject of her (extensive) sexual history came up.

Roasties will roast you.

This is the post to end all posts.

no bramber is literally part of Steyning, in the same way like annington is. I actually used to live in bramber and my address would say bramber and then Steyning underneath . Bramber is tiny

uh oh

WOT IF UR COMPUTAH

What a sad end to a powerful Norman stronghold as Bramber. Truly represented the subjugation of the Saxon barbarians.

Of course Steyning used to be a pretty big port until the Adur became unnavigable. Sad end there as well.

Mr. Peploe reckons he doesn’t brown nose Daniel . Not convinced

#3bramber

for me, it's based George Curtis

For me, it’s your sebbo esque ‘’’’’’’rugby prop’’’’’’ build. Fat cunt

>George Curtis STILL makes Plebby B seethe

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George Curtis is unironically a deano and he literally only watches England , bit like certain man ITC

who is george curtis and why does he turn our zachy into a shaking, banista-clutching, sack of rage?

the deano from Dorset

why didn't anyone make a cricketing-nation non-fatcunt thread? embarrassed to post here.

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>imagine being a seething kiwi
>imagine having to post in BSA/cric/
>imagine having based sebbo living in your head rent free

really gets the old neurons fired up

Pavement

some deano off association cricket lounge but I don’t even post there anymore as it’s overrun with curries posting Facebook memes nowadays

might chuck brighten the corners on

lads think i just found the purest zachy repellant known to man

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Shut up

Will england and Bangladesh be on
The blue ribbon cricketing event

This. Grim thread lads.

tipping it to be rained off without a ball being bowled

GRIM

Never would have guessed that crics nadir would come during the World Cup.

no cricket for 3 days lads catch ya later

absolute state of England

William England was a successful Victorian photographer specialising in stereoscopic photographs.

Didn’t mean him was using will as an auxiliary verb

You may only reply to your post if your team is sitting at the top of the table.

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Imaging sitting at the top of the table and then choking

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BASED

deano machine-o

Indeed...

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...

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based saffers

deano supreme-o

name a more overrated hack

>le bowl 3 overs a game and score 20(15) man

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why's he got a haircut that makes his head look pointed?

le zero attention span bling bling man
grim

Michael holding dissects Andre Russel’s personality ASMR

Business idea: Don’t host CWC in rainy seasons

Bangladesh is a weird name

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daniel continuing down the path of the /pol/ incel

wouldn't mind an invite to the official /cric/ approved facey group chat

might even take an invite meself

send a message to rathnayake new as he’s the brain in charge

>Another Afghanistan match

This is gonna be great.

>be me

>make fun of a zombie project at work because everyone knows it is doomed and never going anywhere
>get put in charge of it 2 months later

>make fun of a senior executive in another part of the business for being pretentious and unironically trying to win a nobel prize
>that guy is now my direct boss

yikes

Need a leg massage.

Is there a dream XI league for Yea Forums?

This world cup is boring as shit. 2015 was elite. Nostalgia time

youtu.be/tYWMSqX9N2U

Red sky narrow
Muted night and nothing comes through

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based, waiting on him now

stop brown nosing SH

who?

southern hem

grim friendship.

>baldy now directly spoonfeeding fatguts

weird how mr.peploe completely height mogs Daniel but yet he acts like his understudy

Noncey B's sexual partners are all still spoonfed or breastfed

fuck up kiwi nonce

BTFO

Pay: Zach Bowen
The order of: Zero dollars and Zero cents only

It’s not my fault Englel & co don’t know how to host a WC. Previous goat WC was 2007 in SA.
youtu.be/rVaQ9o8XPS0

is that what peewee cheques read?
here commercial paper reads:
>Pay to the order of: [payee's name or "cash" goes here]
>[amount written longhand goes here] $[amount in numerals]
Sometimes the amount is followed by the word "only". I forget exactly what the legal significance of that is. You sometimes see that on corporate cheques.

>Australia win by 15 runs

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had to read a novel called mr. Pip by a New Zealand author called Lloyd James at uni and it’s one of the worst novels i’ve ever read

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read any flannery o'connor?

it has a great ring to it

no

pretty devastated Mohammad Shahzad is out

Is the name ‘weyes blood’ an ode to wise blood by flannery o Connor
I fucking hate weyes blood

kek

Is weyes blood related to weyhey?

Maybe you should have completed a proper degree instead on a bachelor's of noncery

he's an interesting character

a full strength Dominic thiem

the saviours of english cricket

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post 2015 CWC memes

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BA in Literature kek

the first part of your sentence is correct but idk I was young and stupid

why is baldy in bulgaria?

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BA in impotency

when's the criccy on lads

Can't get a job or gf in England.

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god kiwis are pathetic

#ForeverFatter

teaching English . Going home in like 10 days

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This one is timely for this evening

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Certain man ITT is on an approximately 34 day streak of posting about me in the evening from his nonce hut in bree town

this but unironically

We won't even get to see them choke in the semis this time :(

LLB with a taco Bell major

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fucking miss them lads

certain man

who's zach on about lads

Which match was this?

C A Z Z
A
Z
Z

youtube.com/watch?v=5WR5lp5SnxE

State of australian "fast" bowlers.

woah

>only Faf remains

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could've had a mankad there

freshcunt

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100% based.

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PURE pride
The xhosa invaders from dr Congo and Malawi can’t even begin to comprehend this kind of pride for the southern tip of Africa

FUCKING KEK

by 2 double cheddar tortillas Mexi-mega meals and get your choice of a free 2L mountain dew desert blast or law degree

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what the fuck are you serious
god fuck european weather. ruined the tennis yesterday too

have always like Sri Lanka, really bummed they've sunk so low.

seriously how dumb do you have to be to dox yourself on Yea Forums LMAO

>Daniel
>Zach
>Sebbesity
They all seem to be very intelligent though mate.

It's a J.D. mate. You can't get a L.L.B. in the U.S.A. anymore. No state will issue a license to a L.L.B., with some limited exceptions—the one or two states that permit anyone to take the bar exam, and presumably people with L.L.B. degrees who have been actively licensed by any state for at least x of the last y years (to grandfather in the few remaining American lawyers/judges from the pre-J.D. era).

Foreigners with a L.L.B. have to take a one-year L.L.M. at an A.B.A.-accredited school before any state will permit them to sit for the bar exam.

certain man ITT

wow thanks for boring us to death

probably really fucking dumb
on 4channel though, all bets are off

whom though zachy cmon man fuck

>GUISE GUISE GUISE CERTAIN MAN NONCE DEANO AMIRITE
Fuck off cunt you unironically spent the day talking to fatguts.

don't care

just get a stem degree, sounds more about your speed kek

This is the post.

wish sebbo would just fuck off already desu

I saw the match live, i just don’t remember what team they were playing against

no you didnt fatcunt

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just certain man

the team that went to the final?

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a full strength cringe at this post . Yikes lad

imagine being obese
imagine living in the desert
imagine having no friends
imagine having no life

all me

kek this is me

tipping a me to watch the cricket tonight

based peck your eyes out bird > Pussy

love richo always has genuinely insightful posts that really make a difference

hot take

shan't watch brown people unless australia are playing them

a full strength Julian assange

No you didn't fatguts.

>Japan have qualified for next year's ICC Under-19 World Cup in South Africa - the first time the country has qualified for a cricket World Cup at men's, women's or junior level - in bizarre circumstances. They secured their place in the tournament after Papua New Guinea - their opponents for Saturday's final group match in ICC Under-19 East Asia-Pacific Regional Qualifier - forfeited the game in Sano. The forfeit occurred when PNG could not field a team for the final day's play after Cricket PNG suspended 11 of its 14 squad members "for internal disciplinary reasons and failing to adhere to our strict codes of conduct," according to a statement issued over Facebook by Cricket PNG.

kek

KEK

more culture is contained within a single cobble of a pebbly bramber path than the whole of Arizona

I know a thing or two about baseball and you do NOT want the japanese to establish a cricket scene, within 5 years tops they'll be destroying everyone else

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fuck up liar

bullshit fat cunt

nah, they're finna play today

shut the fuck up you fat cunt

gonna brown nose zachy until he lets me in on his deep memes and quits the kiwi nonce

i saw it you fucking retards, i remember it was against india now.

based and truthpilled

Afrikaans people have a distinct African cultural dentity. They are way more distinct from Holland than Australians and even Americans are from the UK

your beginner-level psychology won't work on the brains of cric fat cunt.

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Knowledgeable post.

>merely pretending
fuck off retard

this is actually very true

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I actually think Zach is quite handsome lads.

>"brains"
>Doesn't encase /cric/ in slashes properly.
>Doesn't even use proper capitalization.

me bottom left swilling

have sex

business idea: give the batsman umbrellas

ball in a glad bag maybe?

umbrella-fitted helmets

Fucking KEK

Why don't the fielders wear helmets to protect themselves from the hit ball but the batters do?

regret making this now as i wish to befriend Zach

you’re not alone there my friend

Sounds like sex slang I’d need to lookup on urban dictionary tttt

please yellowstone erupt now

>he didn't call me nonce
progress lads.

‘Kiwi nonce’ forever etched in everyone’s memory at the making and posting of that image , based as far as i’m Concerned. It’s about time that weird secluded island was exposed for what it really is

just chuck it in one of these to keep it dry mate.
maybe astro wicket too.

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>exposed for what it really is
an island of your friends?

that's really sweet

The only thing exposed around here is your scalp you nonce

how is it I can get a (You) without even trying while fatguts lives in a veritable limbo of (You)lessness

hey lads it teh guy that had the micro econ exam'
its fucked. everythings fucked. I crammed for a day and a half and looked at the questions and they meant nothing. I've wasted another 6 months and proven once and for all i don't have a single skill or talent and am incredibly weak but also retarded.

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woah pump the brakes m8, he's a muscular friend of NZ now
isn't that right Zachy?

I'm not even trying to get yous, once I do you'll see just how much you get blown the fuck out

good stuff m8, at least there's cricket
*rains*

certain man ITT’s narrative on aborted watch

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Might have a beer then.

looking good m8

Nice toupee you nonce

did this once turns out the exam time given was for the course after ours

absolutely JUSTED by it

@93266718
I can count at least 5 (You)’s from just one of my post

maybe Zach's right lads, maybe kiwis are nonces.
but we mean well.

reckon the Australian answer to deano is called richo

no not even that because i have to wage slave until midnight haha
no just because i was retarded. Las year doing a different course when i double checked the time table I clicked on the one above it and went to the wrong room. And realised but then for some reason they were holding the exam off campus at a random warehouse on the other side of the city.

A full-strength /cric/

World Cup Cassie Bro here: can I see the original nonce image please?

indoor cricket (during the world cup) would be based

just need shitspouter, Josh, seething curry to show up

LOL

Shitspouter is here

WHERE

this is spouter, correct?

Skate neet you here m8?

never has there been a more electrifying athlete than lance klusener to walk the hallowed pitches and wield the sacred willow.

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must say , Trent boult is a pretty kino bowler all things considered . Surprised he does average under 25

at least you can still watch cricket

>crown area not really visible
>any bit of crown that might be visible is overexposed to fuck
>looks like occipital hair is swept up and over to cover any bare area on the crown
have sex

Everywhere

*doesn’t

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fuck

Gonna fuck up Afghanistan harder than George W Bush did

BASED zachy looking like he's gonna rock out tonight

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Afrikaners are a third french and a third random other shit as well. They aren't dutch its just the language they ended up all speaking as they blended int one ethnicity.
Would go as far as calling them larping coloureds infact.

isn't it summer? kek

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how often does the world cup happen? this IS full strength /cric/ yes?

Cricinfo sucking him off recently. Not a good sign for tournament progression. Might not make it out of the group.

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honestly haven't seen /cric/ at this strength probably ever

>crown hair loss on finasteride
Literally scientifically impossible

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stop brown-nosing you nonce

why does this fat american faggot still post here as if anyone wants to see his inane, pathetic posts?

you tell that fat cunt mate

Blow in fresh cunt hasn't been here for a previous CWC or ashes

long time first time freshee here, who the fuck is this bulgarian cunt and why is he talking to himself all thread?

My undergrad was in economics and micro was easily the most difficult part. Was it babby-tier micro 101 (join the supply and demand graph together) or was it shit like auction theory?

someone's forgot to put a new bag in the bin m8

Honest question, why do you picture yourself with a pompadour?

Imagine taking overhead selfies of your pathetic hair. He must really be desperate for my approval. Such a nonce.

>Blow in fresh cunt
would you like to know how I know (you) are a fresh cunt?

I have those topman t-shirts, they're pretty good

he's a bong teaching english, should be rid of his flag permanently in about 10 days

prefer to picture myself with a poppadom

Does the statute of limitations run out in 10 days or something?

for me it's hanes beefy-T

blow-ins running the place kek

my name is dimitar borisnov, I dream of my country finally avenging the Turks through a five match test series. And you?

babby tier
i just fell behind when i had other subjects assignments and then the drawing the graphs with 4 different points when theres 5 different kinds for each week and teh formulas didn't stick. I went throguh everything and it made sense but doing it i couldn't remember the whole thing with no prompting apparently.

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>all that neck fat restricting blood flow to his 40 year old brain

don't think so

*stomps on freshcunts*

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I wonder if virat has a nice private street to poo on

why is "her" foot so damn long?

projection isn't healthy m8

Yeah topman t-shirts certainly used to last forever, not sure if they still do or not, the one I’m wearing now is probably 8 years old

based newcunts exposing themseslves

you are literally the only one exposing themselves.

oh wow that’s a fat coochie haha

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Sebbo’s so fat and dumb he thought stature of limitations meant number of helpings allowed at the buffett.

dude you might be literally retarded to fail micro 101, it's literally just supply and demand and then some firm theory. It's the most babby-tier easy shit, highschoolers can do it

kek

Cool cunt roll call
Zachy you here m8?
Shitspouter you here m8?
Josh you here m8?
Statsclone you here m8?
Alchy locks you here m8?
Lawncunt you here m8?
Ruruposter you here m8?
Sailcunt you here m8?
Rajiporter you here m8?
Seething curry you here m8?
Trinibro you here m8?

oh nononono

had Taco Bell once in Southampton and it was literally the grimmest burrito I’ve ever eaten, how sebbo consumes that shit religiously I will never know

Yeah mate ama

Yea m8

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watching gold coast getting blown the fuck out by north melbourne till the cricket starts lads

ye mate

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>stature of limitations
>stature

>buffett

the fuck is up with your speech-to-text processor m8?

you don't eat red meat m8, you probably got a bean burrito or some other nonce-tier shite

never had taco bell but it always looks so grim. cant fathom how people can eat that shit.
home made tacos are good however

Yep

yep actually.

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yeah but you still can't bullshit a ton of very specific definitions
its not the content its just if you fall behind its basically nighty night to tutorials and lectures meaning anything anymore so it fucked it with the 10 hours of commuting and another 10 of work a week

Recommend me a typing wand then fatty, you’d be the expert.

right here

but you didn't include sebbe-

Oh.

>mfw greek wogs on facebook who post about how they invented civilisation

sure thing you filthy turks

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this was back when I did consume red meat and I bought some beef thing, was horrific anyway . Yanks are disgusting

youtube.com/watch?v=eznfUtBpGBo
miss the waca lads. just glad i got to see us win the ashes live here.

looking good m8
looking good m8
looking good m8

stop phoneposting

Pics? X

yikes, you ate their beef? oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

youtube.com/watch?v=Ndb7KR7NT6E
>tfw we will never see him in the BBL again
FUCK sake

Trent boult has the ball on a string a little bit I reckon, reminds me of a full strength mark selby

legit last time i ate t-bell i had a horrible dream about my fat canadian ex gf shouting at me

I can’t remember exactly, might have been pork or some other grim cancerous substance, but it tased appaling

zachy my son, when i come for the ashes i'll have to teach you how to eat like an american

youtube.com/watch?v=rmomWPfkcO4
KEK forgot about this
they didnt even look at the right delivery

Google X, find a way to transport sebbo across the Pacific so he can watch the ashes

Imagine the stinky sweaty obese balding impotent sex Sebbo and zachy are going to have. Think I'm finna be sick

whatever happened to lyon he was based during the last wc

a full-strength Boult and Southee

reminder I’m a better poster than you, I create more gimmicks than you, i’m more literate than you,i’m more knowledgable about test cricket than you and I’m most likely better looking than you too

tipping sebbo will need a cargo ship

Here :D

TWO WORLD WARS
NO WORLD CUPS

If ever a post deserved a yikes.

shitspouter on the ropes here lads. well done Zach m8

BASED

Hlw dear borough

how r

not true by the way

oooo gd gd. n u?

they like to brag about inventing democracy like it's a good thing (it's not)

should I watch the england game or the NZ one
don't care for either of them much

LITERALLY me except with a Mathematical logic course. I'm fucked

mo asifs right hand to Trent boults left hand

Got a hotty on my balls and it's spectacular, thanks for asking m8.

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Holy fucking based knitting from mum

;_;

>first-order logic
Never again

yes but legs

Are you trying to impress sebbesity so you can fuck him? It's ok mate you can have him

I haven't seen a single match since 2016, anyone here like me?

that's a man, baby.

are we mates yet Zachy?

Feel like doing a rape lads

lads what do we reckon about wearing swimming shorts if you’re not going swimming?
Is it uncanny umberto tier, or is it a flex

Why study at uni if nothing interests you?

Zachy posted about Assange so I reckon you two will get on just fine.

i watch every test matched played around the world. so no.

I literally wear boardies no shirt no undies all summer as if I'm about to leap into water at any second.

doubt anyone here likes you sorry m8

The lucky bastards on Saturday

india will destroy australia tomorrow
can't wait for you smug cunts to get your shit pushed in by kaptain kohli

Sad stuff

I like you so much I fap to your posts

for me it's speedos

>his country isn't in the world cup so he laughs at everyone else
LEL

anyone who's ever studied econ will tell you that micro is far easier than macroeconomics, so either you neets are larping here or you're so shit at studying that you can't get past micro 101.

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To have sex is human, to rape divine
-plato

Shitskins have arrived. Might log out of /cric/ now

unionically pathetic. just drop out.

lads
look what I just posted in the discord

KEK

kek nice m8, peep my reaction

Just do an apprenticeship

Mum knitted and sent a merino beanie when we wintered in Spain, and one of the stews shrunk it, after specifically being told to not put it in the dryer. Seriously, your job is to wash and clean things, how do you fuck this up? I was ropeable, it was the size of a fucking thimble.

So do people in France call it french toast or just toast?

They don't get nice Merino knitwear in Europe.

that's cool, my mum's dead.

t.Steven Levitt

luxury cheese on toast for dinner on the cards lads

Halcyon digest is literally an amazing album, top 5 of the decade along with skeleton tree by nick cave and daughters -YWGWYW

>french toast
Pain perdu (wasted bread). Because we mostly use stale bread to make them.

Imagine using my personal family tragedy as some throw away gimmick.

daughters is shit mate

mum's making a proper breakfast before the cricket lads

BASED

How insensitive do you have to be to think that everyone else’s mum is still alive. Grow up.

tell her I said suh

for me it's pain gagné

What about french fries or just fries.

Not sure what you meant, but having something to remind you of home when you’re overseas is always nice, especially when it’s something so thoughtful.

wrong

daughters are great

the band? no

did you beat him?

>french fries
Frites, so fries. In France, Belgium is well-known for their fries.

so true

>"world" cup
>literally 10 countries even know it exists

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TUC desu

nah, they're bad

thanks you too

alright who the FUCK /oyehoye/ here

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Have any of you lads ever actually played cricket?

yep for many years.

youtube.com/watch?v=G0ioNQoAPc8
/cric/ approved btw
weird seeing as none of you has ever seen them live

Aussie bird, I couldn’t lay hands. The only boat I’ve ever seen that had male stewards was one of David Geffen’s.

yeah, specialist fielder here

is he a bum bandit m8

meme slogger right here

literally never

H
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I have more respect for this honesty than the lies we'll get

only in secondary school never elsewhere

Veeeeeerrrrryyyyy much so.

did he try to bum you m8

Yeah mate, bowled RM for my local club, horrific batsman though

If you wanna compare dicks mate just ask

Yea m8, I captain our winter indoor team as well.

do you want to see my small penis as proof m8

bowled a few overs off spin for my school team and also for partridge green under 15s . Tennis has always been my actual playing sport and I captained my univeristy team

In school yeah

Haha no, friend of mine worked onboard when he shared the boat with Larry Ellison and she told me all about how there was an “initiation period” for new crew. One of those worst kept secrets in the industry.

More like Nonce Playing Captain eh Zachary.

ah now i get the reason for the finasteride

In that time I concieved a new mystery ball called the zeesra, basically it was like an off spinner accept it didn’t spin and my coach mistook it for retarded medium pace. Also btw this wasn’t an alternate weapon in my armourey and it was actually every delivery I ever bowled

youtube.com/watch?v=G0ioNQoAPc8
did Yea Forums tell you to listen to daughters?

also finch is shit

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Jai paul- do you love her now

for me it's spin with pace

cricket????????????????????????????????

perhaps.

>zeesra

do you play any non-poof sports?

Don't even know the rules of this sport 2bh with you lads but I post like I do nonetheless

>11:30am in vulgaria
>zachy started posting at 4am
What time you going to crash after this finasteride bender m8?

>like an off spinner that didn't spin
so you just couldn't spin it

that's cool man.
better than most of these cazzies who pretend to know everything.

Unironically only know about 7 ways of dismissal

based
youtube.com/watch?v=1r6oR449rCA

1 year
d grade
won the premiership
played against daniel johns from silverchair and the drummer, Johns is a good batsmen and the drummer (ghillies I think his name is) is a good wicketkeeper

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and you know what, that's ok.

Who are the most insufferable commentators and why are they are all aussies?

Jesus Christ granddad, how long did it take to get the Zimmer frame between the stumps?

I woke up early because I was just so excited for the weekend ahead, my own energy and lust for cerebral activity propels me and simply keeps me awake at night. Essentially, I am in love with my own perception of this bizarre world

Played some indoors last week

If being seething was a sport, NZ might finally having a chance of winning something

I was even thinking that knowing “timed out” was a bit nerdy.

cant stand Clarke

so true

Ian Healey
The indian chick and any womynz tbqh except for the brit one
Hughie or whatever his name is
Mark Waugh
Chappell but hes a smart cunt so he gets a pass
Clarkes alright, at least he's passionate and I unironically turn it up when Warney is commentating, particularly if he's breaking down a spin bowlers action or talking strategy

the Brit one is the Indian, caz

so true

what cunt

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translation: amphetamines

Why does noncey b have such an obsession with New Zealand

I don't mind Mark Waugh tbqh

Post KINOmentary lineups:

Agnew
McCullum
Bishop
Maxwell

youtube.com/watch?v=l2O-INzv_qc&list=PL3A29D99C233C3411&index=10\
>please 4channel tell me what to like.

Blowers

Got a 3 dayer on Yea Forums for making fun of Ninteny-earolds. Reason was "fanboy threads are not allowed" when I didn't even post the thread.
Wonder what that tells you?

If the world cup was in new Zealand the games would have already started

thoughts on the outfit lads?

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shouldn't be on Yea Forums in the first place, if you're an adult

anything without slats

slav/10

I think you look really handsome Zach

Warne
Mark Taylor
Mark Nicholas
Isa Guha

you heard me freshie

my favourite commentator is Rigor 2bh

looking brown m8

>*autistically tracks the movements of who he thinks are specific tripfags*

if you're going out in a tshirt, the "outfit" probably doesn't really matter.

cricbuzz.com/cricket-news/108376/papua-new-guinea-forfeit-has-japan-qualify-for-under-19-world-cup-2020

Cricket anime incoming

that's what your mum said to my cock you fat faggot

Cricket

Tubs
Pommie
Haysman
Bumble
Isa
Harsha
Bishop

tbqh Ive never seen the brit ones face but yeah man youre right, its the aussie one who looks dirty all the time I dont like

Less Michael holding
More Ian Bishop

freshie

i always heard that they were starting to get alot of turks in bulgaria, didn't believe it until now

>mum jokes.
is this the power of /cric/ banter?

I remember when I used to be this excited, energetic and simply say happy.
It was start of summer vacation I used to hate sleeping at night because it was a waste of time because I could spend that time playing cricket, games or watching movie.

Yes.

Specialist scorer, the most patrician of positions.

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