*wins la copa américa*

*wins la copa américa*

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welcome to PSG

*gets fucked by Colombia*

Whos that asian twink and why does he play for a team that is from southamerica?

some teenager who's dominating the j-league
and he plays for the japanese NT which is a traditional fixture in south american football of course

Reminder that the otakus lost 3-1 againts based petrol master

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Lol didnt even know Japan plays at copa america.
Copa america is very irrelevant though so its no suprise that I dont know

Nah, they'll get eliminated by Uruguay.

it's not every year, but they're one of the most commonly invited teams I think, probably due to japanese immigrant populations and the fact that they're unlikely (most years) to win it

I've never seen a stronger Japan since 1910

>it's not every year,
isn't it though? theres another one next year kek

technically speaking Brazil has the biggest Japanese community in the world,and CA is going to happen in Brazil,sounds very logical calling them imo

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lel. I meant that japan doesn't get invited to every tournament, but that's fair
fucking weird. especially with the centenario so recently.

>kirin
why did Sasuke only use that jutsu 2.5 times? it is dope as fuck

Host till you know who wins one.

>losing against Qatar
>the only thing Japan achieved was stopping Qatar from finishing cup with clean sheet in all matches

>inb4 "IT WAS RIGGED"

Copa Orientales

bigger than Japan?

japan is honorary sudaca

this

*outside of Japan

>*wins la copa américa*
Either he'll will take the mvp title outright or get his legs broken in concacaf murderball

faz parte de um tratado especial firmado com o primeiro ministro abe, com o objetivo de repopular o japão com mestiços brasileiro-nipônicos, uma vez que o pinto brasileiro possui historicamente uma larga demanda entre as japinhas. a oportunidade da copa américa serve para introduzir as fêmeas japonesas ao habitat de seus copuladores

based

What's the point of the "la"?

Why do Japs love Brazil so much?

Its the other way around.
We love them and think they are the greatest, smartest, most organized, well behaved and cleanest people in the world alongside Krauts.
They, however, despise us as 3rdworlders living in a shithole.
Its a one-sided love unfortunately.

Japan is a strong and GLORIOUS ally and friend to most western hemisphere nations, bless

Indeed GRORIOUS NIPPON!
TENNO HEIKA BANZAI!

Largest population of Japs living outside of Japan is in Brazil.

This don't mean they love us, this just mean they saw Brazil as a good place to make money something like 111 years ago.

At least japanese don't piss in the stadium floor

>Japan and Australia in the Copa
Based
Fuck M*xico and fuck the burgers

>picks up your litter
>h-hai...oburigado... thanks for yoroshikuing us to brajiru onegaishimasu

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Kek

It's just for now tho, we had 2 in consecutive years because of the American special edition for the 100th anniversay, then 2019 was on the South American schedule, and we'll have another in 2020 to match the European schedule, after that we'll have them every 4 years

I find it kinda fucked that Nipland is the only country in the whole fucking world that thinks cleaning up after yourself at a stadium is a common courtesy.

Its fucked up indeed. When they did this in 2014 normies kept talkign about our shamefur behavior in comparisson to them.

Anime

based

You are depriving poor people of menial jobs.

why not invite the country that made the youth play more footy?

>Thinking you can win against Argenchinos

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Ready to get raped tomorrow chink?

Based Japan doesn't have poor people.

there are loads of other useful things poor people could be doing though, that argument is nonsense

>Based Japan doesn't have poor people.
lmfao a real nip wishes this was true

Cant wait for PSG to cuck Barca and buy this guy

>They, however, despise us as 3rdworlders living in a shithole.
Pretty accurate

Yeah, sure, but the point is that they don't really like us.

Japanese are really focused on their own country and people and rightfully so, they generally accept and like whites tho if they learn the language and integrate into their culture

maybe you should try to stop being little murder monkeys

The point is not to be "accepted" by the Japanese society, the point is that its pretty cringe for us to like Japs and Krauts that much and glorify them all the time more than any nation yet they don't give a shit about us.

And also, homicide is decreasing in this country this year.

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>crime factions and militias agree to a makeshift truce
>murder rates decrease
Hmmm...

I want this to happen. The last nail in the south american football's coffin

I literal shit on you, your family tree and your dog mate

Amen. Plus I’ll take qt jap woman any day over stinky castiza