/180/: BETVICTOR WORLD CUP OF DARTS DAY 2

The top half of the PDC World Cup of Darts begins this evening, with the two World Champions in this section joined by two debutants.

The Netherlands are the defending champions, but for the first time Michael van Gerwen is NOT partnered by Raymond van Barneveld; Barney's imminent retirement and collapse in the rankings has opened the door for bulky speedjobber Jermaine Wattimena to support Mighty Mike as the #4 seed. It's not the easiest fixture for the Machine Gun's debut either as their Round 1 opponents are World Cup upset specialists Spain, again consisting of Balearic battler Toni Alcinas and Canarian compatriot Cristo Reyes.

The top seed is England, thanks to charisma vacuum Rob Cross being World #2. Joining him for the first time is Michael Smith, whose 2019 has been poor to say the least; a run to the UK Open semis aside, his TV showings have been inconsistent. As with the Dutch, the English have a concerning opener against the Philippines, with madman Lourence Ilagan and breakthrough talent Noel Malicdem representing the Filipinos for the first time since 2016. The other two seeds see no new faces as #5 seeds Australia, with Simon Whitlock and Kyle Anderson featuring, play Kim Viljanen and Marko Kantele's Finland and #8 seeds Austria, consisting of Mensur Suljovic and Zoran Lerchbacher once more, face Russia who thankfully do not have Aleksandr Oreshkin any more as he has retired.

The non-seed clashes pit China against Darin Young's USA, Dawson Murschell's big head for Canada against Italy, Krzysztof Ratajski's Poland against the Czech Republic and the Republic of Ireland's contrasting characters in mental William O'Connor and calm Steve Lennon face the contrasting figures of Greece's fat man John Michael and skeleton Veniamin Symeonidis.

All first round matches are pairs with the best of 9 legs (first to 5) going through.

Coverage starts from 6:00pm UK time on Sky Sports Action.

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youtube.com/watch?v=wuwN5sA96-Q
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live-darts.com/category/off-the-oche/mansell-fined-for-not-playing-to-the-best-of-his-ability-20190305/
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>Tonight's matches - Round One (best of 9 legs doubles)
China v United States of America
Italy v Canada
Poland v Czech Republic
Republic of Ireland v Greece
England (1) v Philippines
Austria (8) v Russia
Australia (5) v Finland

>Day 1 roundup
pdc.tv/news/2019/06/06/2019-betvictor-world-cup-darts-day-one

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Whoops, missed off the last match:
The Netherlands (4) v Finland

Or Spain even.

Aussies are shitting their pants already.

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I have Canada and USA as the last two matches in my acca. How badly am I fucked?

and in this weeks shownews, MVG has trouble creating baby's (which are the personal problems he sometimes mentioned after a loss this year)
sportnieuws.nl/dartnieuws/gerwen-verklapt-priveproblemen-waardoor-soms-minder-speelde/

>when you have too much autism to procreate

boring team 2bh, don't want an upset there

You're laughing, Italy and China are the two dregs of international darts.

Canada ought to beat Italy and the USA ought to beat China imo. All the north american players have more experience playing better players so you should be safe, but darts will likely be the loser of both. The Italy/Canada match last year sticks in the memory because it was that fucking dreadful.

China is usually hilarious

>girl at 18:51
youtube.com/watch?v=wuwN5sA96-Q

And guess who's representing Canada with Tefalhead?

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Italy's team has Stefano Tomassetti on it, won the "Acropolis Open" earlier this year, beating BDO World #36 Sebastian Steyer on the way.

>no John Norman Jr. or John Part
>why even live?

youtu.be/XqROrYbc_HM

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iirc only Johnny Fat threw anywhere near ok darts, probably cant be fucked to go through it again.

>barney suggesting the winner should host it next year

Devon really loves talking about how great he is.

Mardle does waffle out some shite

When youve got this in your locker its fair enough imo

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>John McDonald not in a suit
WHAT IS THIS SHIT

Hmm these chinks look dull

Winners get their export taxes lowered.

Where's the Chinese bird from last year?

lol

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>hosted 2008 Olympic Games
>hosted 1994 Fifa World Cup
Yep, that's the only two notable things from those countries.

>"they've improved every year"
"44"

Chuck Pulel's throwing action is giving me anxiety.

>Puleo trying to leave D2

Match has the quality of an opening round game from the late 80s. Needs an advert for Bass or Skol somewhere.

WTF? This moron left D19 on purpose for his partner?

Tony Green screaming "IT'S THERE"

kek

Chin #1 can play a bit it seems

northern ireland is out xddd

Not only does Chucky Pipes throw shite darts but he also can't count for shit.

Makes you wonder how the fuck he qualified for the Worlds when he's playing like this.

praise communism

>30

Chucking absolute turds is Chuck

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>trying Shanghai on 18s

>Puleo
At least try and get close to the right double, Chuck.

based Lim

It's matches like this that make you realise professional darts still has a long way to go in the world.

almost mate

Disgrace to that one dead Chinese lad from the other year

You'd think that America should produce a lot more better players with how many players there are in the States.

The fact that darin young has got to every world cup says it all

Are there many steel darts players? Thought that USA was mainly e-darts.

Trouble is loads of them fuck about with cricket.

Same goes for Per Laursen.

Absolute state of the Italian players.

The italian lads have put on weight lol, maybe these can play they look the part

>you will now remember the Ally Pally shocker between Jim Long and Mickey Mansell

These World Cup montages are fucking hilarious. Making the pundits go all Trina Gulliver about the countries' populations.

live-darts.com/category/off-the-oche/mansell-fined-for-not-playing-to-the-best-of-his-ability-20190305/

These Italian lads have clearly been at the panelle e crocche

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>Awesome Dawson

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>North Americans leaving 38 again

He will destroy the opposition with his mind powers.

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>ton plus checkout

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Just noticed that the Italians' shirts have the French flag on the back. Well done, PDC.

GRANDE FINISH

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mood
youtube.com/watch?v=C6dpQWnRII0

Murschell is like the twin that Richard Osman sucked all the nutrients from in the womb

Genuinely good game, this.

Dawson makes me proud to be an incel

>Canada has a great history of darts, not only John Part, but... ... ...Phil Taylor's first tournament win was the Canadian Open.
Roasted!

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Give Italy a World Series event imho

It's hard to tell

This fucking match though!

>italy - canada is good
wtf

based fucking Italy with back to back 180s

Just had another look and it's a ridiculously dark green, like the Hungarian flag.

Italy 71.16
Canada 74.03

Game averages from last years turd fest.

APOLOGIZE

>touch of the Michael Barnards

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Way quicker than Dinosaur.

useless italian cunt

Tomassetti was fucking brilliant

Both of them fucked it in the end. No idea why Tomassetti tried T14 with 62 left.

They were both great, really impressive performance even though they lost.

>Canada v Italy having the highest standard of the tournament

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Shame the italians didnt draw a seed, would have troubled most on that display

smelly poles

>missing the 20 bed entirely

dubs and poland eliminates the netherlands

DAT 160

THAT 160

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>pole-dancing banger
>these four lads on stage instead of self-loathing single mother

>John Michael no longer playing with meme darts

Greece, pay your debts.

oconnor in charge of math

Ireland must be fun at parties

So many greeks and they had to bring fat boy and ghandi

blame lennon for that

willie is nuts

>ghandi
kek

Why doesn't Portugal have a team here though? Surely they'd find a decent geezer to partner Jose de Sousa here.

comedy doubles imminent

lennon has been shocking

He's a contender though.

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I could be there with him, I can hit the 20's once in a while when I'm aiming at the bull.

Or Latvia even.

>need S20
>hit D5

>Symeonidis going 10-D5 on 70

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woa

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damn

Whoa, he was a good looking lad back in the day. Really did not expect that.

Why do you brits have so many blacks on your tv ads

Who /GUNNER/ here?

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based ladyboy

*points a finger at the crowd*

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>this Ireland interview
youtube.com/watch?v=2prE-DUyESY

ayy we won earlier

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>de graaf

>no thailand with one night in bangkok walk-on song

They were a pretty decent duo as well.

>englands team is 2 tv chokers
State of it

>england
>0 brexits

>170
>camera goes down

>pinoys

>35
>blubber

cross giggling retard

Someone fucking eject these whistling cunts

Love how Smith throws the 3 darts in one fluid motion.

Picked Bald and Blub for the title and now that bottom half of the draw has lost Wales and NI I think theyll win it if they beat Autism and co

>if they win then they will win

Co stompe won't play

Smith the GOAT, man doesn't even have to aim.

>diet advert for women during the darts
Don't think they've thought this through

upset incoming

are interviews anything else than players blowing sugar up each others' asses?

>scott rands walk on song
:/

wtf where is Oreshkin

ah yes, Zoran and Mensur, traditional Austrian names

>Austria
>National sport: Alpine skiing/ice hockey
Wtf?

I was dreading Wales playing well and going on a run, would have been horrid and i think they may have won it. Thank fuck for roidlet having inconsitent partners

>Vienna
>then Russia
the glorious country of Vienna

The mad man retired.

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noooooooooo

>Lerchbacher with the meme darts
feck off

>Russia: 2nd most olympic medals
>USA: hosted the world cup once
interesting

Dobro when

Zoran looks like montgomery now

well well well
Australia SHOOK

Rowdy Roddy Ladyboy back when?

MORE LIKE KALASHNIKOV

Russ is having problems today isn't he

THE MENS

THE CRUELLEST

Mensur really hates Zoran for some reason.

the bastard never leaves D14

Some comeback from the Austrians.

Decent game

good effort, Russian friends :(

Lads, it's Australia!

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BORSCHTSCH STATUS: REMOVED

>Vegan chicken slices

W I N L A N D
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Still bothers me that Asstit use to be in this pairing the weirdo

fucks sake Australia

>Kimi Raikonnen
Sky, you had just one job...

>Gimi's victory was 12 years ago
fuck

>Nicho retweeting this

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>There are 13 posters in this thread
damn

NYT VITTU NIITÄ TRIPLOJA!!!

#dedication

>195 left after two
>opponent on a finish
>not going single bull
do I have to understand this?

>Asstralia

weirdest nation in darts easily

Ohh fuggg, it's habbening :DDDD

binladn :-DD

perkele

>finland in charge of making breaks count

V I T T U

>Portello
kek

>whitlock

>Shitstralia

No niin, perkele!

STRAYA

and binland loses again

fug :DDD

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Decent performance from the lads nevertheless! Shame that we got matched up against one of the better seeds right in the first round.

Kantele threw a load of shit in that one.

If only Jani Haavisto hadn't retired.

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Should have had Jarkko "Smiley" Komula there.

Rumour has it though that he isn't practising anymore and started playing disc golf...

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well the daft bastard got himself kicked off the circuit for attacking a marker

TIME FOR JERMAINE WATTASHPEEDJOBBER

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chizzy IQ

Fancy an upset here

*frees you from desire*

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depends on cristo and jermaine personally

both of them are streaky as fuck

Forget how rotund Wattimena is

5-2, autismo will pull through

>Alcinas
what the fuck was that

>giving wattimena confidence
good job alcinas retard

>45
>T3
absolute memer

This is the most amount of tits on a PDC stage since the walk-on girls were dropped.

ynr Wattimena v Whine Man in the WC

>MVG getting upstaged

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that game was top tungsten

14

I checked because I'm the only Dutch flag (which never happens)

thicc dutch man on a rampage

well that's a goddamn stomping

>Reyeth
Imbecile.

...

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Next round is two single matches right? and couples if its 1-1

Jermaine's English could use work.

Yes, "couples" if the singles are split.

he's just stupid

And so that ends the first round.

No upsets tonight but Finland and Russia almost pulled it off, with the former going 3-2 up with a break and ending up collapsing in the decider against Australia, and the latter having Boris Koltsov miss 2 for a 4-1 lead against Austria, who won 4 legs in a row as a result. Both debutants for the big two performed exceptionally well, with Michael Smith a lot better than he has been against a dogged Philippines pairing and Jermaine Wattimena outshining Michael van Gerwen in a whhitewash of Spain.

See you tomorrow for the last 16.