Roland-Garros 2019 Tennis slam - Thiem-Djokobot semifinal

please (You) me when play resumes, yeah? thanks

undefined tennis

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is this robson?

Finished fapping

>Djokobot malfunctioning
>raining

Bwahaha, either one of them is gonna get BTFO by Nadal.

>Finished fapping
Give us more details

lily rose depp?

Ignore that guy. Fucking ruins cricket threads too.

don't give the autist attention

*AHEM*

youtube.com/watch?v=BwjBa7IgCow

Yeah, move the 4th slam to a respectable country and have it be more grassy than Wimbledon. Clay courts are retarded and they look like shit on tv.

>le tie-break in the 5th set ''''''''''slam''''''''''

is Thiem the new clay baby once Roidal retires?

Clay is a real man surface. Weeds out the zoomers and servebot lankies.

>nwl

Imagine a technology that can prevent water from hitting a surface if so desired.

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they can just paint the dirt pink or something, so it looks better, that's not the problem.
i agree it should be moved, but the clay should stay.
they should also scrap the us open, because one hard surface is enough. add a carpet court instead.

Imagine the smelle

Fapped to some porn, as usual, over 9000 tabs open and playing stuff parallel.

> French speaking niggers surrendering in the face of overwhelming superiority

Lmao now where have seen that before....

quite funny to see the offical RT channel indiaposting tbqh

she have tora berger vibes/wiliam defoe

what the fuck is this nigger talking about

gotta side with the muttfriend on this one

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It's her

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Yay let's go

>wanting to watch a couple of midget eastern euro assholes slapsticks in dirt for five minute rallies

Fuck off, tennis is about getting the ball past your opponent, not playing synchronized paddle until one man tires out or curves it just right. This isn't fucking pong.

They should rename it after Nadal

True move it to russia and have them play in the cold with a hard frozen grassy surface

>add a carpet court instead.
nah bring back wood

no fucking way

>Anal D Open

woah i thought the last time i was posting here was 2018 but it was 2017 i need to stop taking bupe. Is UAE user dead?

>Clay courts are retarded and they look like shit on tv
funny thing, the first tennis i remember was on a clay on TV when i was a child, so for the long time i considered orange tennis court view as the 'classic' and the all other as derivatives from that. maybe because it was in the end of spring, i.e. relaxed spring time before the summer break in school
so the red courts are attached to my subconscious as main surface

when i was a kid i also did not the like that cars have their steering wheels at the side instead of centre and was feeling unconfortable when i saw a pics of supercars with their license plates being attached on the side of front grill instead of its centre

TENNIS is going to end a little bit early today

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you faggots didn't (You)

this match is weird as shit

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>over 9000 tabs open
What browser? Chrome would require gorrillions of RAM memory for that

Why do claybabbies like Nadal, Thiem and Ferrer look like rats? Is it because clay courts are the third world's answer to first world genetics? Only dirty rats can handle it and stand to play in it?

Enough time for Thiem to hack the bot

stop feeding porn/masturbation retards

(you)

2 late

You sounded like a retarded kid not knowing that Wimbledon was the most prestigious court. They literally built it up like Wrestlemania during the Sampras and Federer eras.

wind make ball trajectory like Z-shaped

story of my life

federer looks like a rat too, yet he sucks in clay

>Why yes my mother is Amélie Mauresmo how could you tell?

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i'm not feeding porn, i'm consuming it. what's wrong with you?

kek

Djokobot finally feeling himself. This could get ugly.

i want someone to tell me that UAE user is alive

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good browser is an important info

press Shift+ESC and see how much does tabs consume, fucking insane

>i'm consuming it.

> what's wrong with you?

I'm not the one who is consuming porn, so there's nothing wrong with me.

Probably is. Haven't seen his flag in a while though.

He's killed himself after Fred's successful comeback in 2017 like half the redditors who were browsing /pennis/

Why is Djokovic returning the serve like Agassi in 2002? Is he finally washing up?

Prestigious only because of anglo-domination on worldwide media. Hollywood, newspapers, etc
England was still a centre of world in the second half of XX century

>They literally built it up like Wrestlemania during the Sampras and Federer eras.
???

hi x

No one cares about wrestling. The hell are you on about?

holy shit, that might be the case

she also have two kids(i wonder who are the father.... lucky guy) and they already have her's hair colour

Djokovic unstoppable right now

>Djok doing the Monfils

Is Thiem a meme or will he win a grand slam more than once in his career?

Fuck
Save Thiem you useless fucking rain

thiem making women's tier mistakes

what a chad

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2017 was a good year for Nadal though. 2 slams and YE#1

Wimbledon is like the spectacle show. RG is like a b-level paperview. Get a fucking clue you eastern euro shitters.

imagine being finish and placing that bet

They were more ABF than pro-Nadal

>paperview
IDIOT

are you UAE user?

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Did Djoker really say that NOBODY watches women's tennis?

but russia is not in europe and germany is in central europe.

The only reason why Thiem won the first set is because djokobot had sand in its robotic vagina. Djokobot is back online right now.

fake news
possibly ;)

Wasn't aware that Germany is in Eastern Europe.

>Wimbledon is like the spectacle show.
explain

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post passport as proof

Here's you're (you)

All you fags smell the same to me when you visit the states. Hard to get that eastern eurotrash stench off. It travels well.

what passport are you expecting?

russia is both IN europe and IN asia

considering continents, its in eurasia
if only stupid faggy fags traitors did not sell alaska......... holy shit its pianful to recall

I don't follow the sport but my colleagues wont stop talking about RG
Who's the tennis GOAT?

Garros is the most technical surface, Wimby is the serve babbies surface

>chokeabitch

What the fuck did Djokovic do during the break?

Novak Djokovic

Justine Henin

Quick with the ballgirl.

I don't know much neither but I guess a player who would reach 20 slams along with 6 ATP finals would be considered the GOAT
That will probably never happen tho

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Garcia Sabatini Mauresmo Swiatek

Steffi Graf

drug addict and a top level liar

stop with this false propaganda. he is a true family wife and he loves his beautiful wife

she is cute

mate, you posted some really stupid shit today, but that takes the cake

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Boom
FAUTE!

Yeah i dont think this semen slurping sport is for me bros

Don't know what you're implying. She just juggled his balls for a bit, nothing fanny.

post Iga(in hobo pants, in tights, in cap, young, gym, cute, rare - whatever)

is she popular in Poland now? any info on her bf? does she date her coach?

wew

wasn't me m8
i post top quality stuff only

when MEN played tennis...pic related

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Oh shieeeeeeeeeeejfjsjsjsndvnsjsjdhdnsnsnsndjdhdbdbdaaaaaaaaaaa

THAT FUCKING POINT

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wew

does she look Polish? For me she does

Fucking hell, commentator literally blowing my ears off.

RN

Slice or spin, who win?

strawpoll.me/18125621

Why don't these mongs were clear sportsglasses?

euro sport feed ?

there really isn't that much difference between looks of polish and western russian girls

thiem still want to catch the wind

match just turned on this game

did he just spit?

>did he just spit

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how long have Thiem and Kiki been dating now?

Does anyone here watches the tour de france?

Yes

lads, why is Thiem so powerful despite looking like a manlet?

yeah i usually watch some of the races with my dad. It's boring af though

Yes i watch that semen slurpig shitfest

>whos gonna win this year?
froome

Watch the Giro lad!

>manlet
he's 6'1''

You do know that Polish are closer than hohols to Russians.

No
My dad watches it but I don't really get it

At first I was worried we were going to lose the white race to muslims advancing west but then I realized that only the broken European countries would get their blood diluted. Doesn't matter anyways. Their white genes are primitive. Ours genes were built on conquering, enslaving and racial profiling the weaker races and sex. White America will stand the test of time while the slow cromagnum faced Euro whites will die off like the Neandethals.

I said "looking like" a manlet.

that's the power of lankletism not something that a cute twink like you would know

thanks for proving his point

Missed nadal-fed, anything interesting or just a boring romp?

he looks like 6'1''

will thiem win this, lads?

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I like having it on while I do something else, it's very relaxing. Don't care much about the race itself tho

Women's World cup starting today, couldn't be happier for my girls!

1-handed backhand on clay good or bad?

also did you know that all-time clay stats show that Federer is 2nd best player here? He also have 2nd most win on RG after Rafa

thiem needs to bring out the dropper again

Thiem looks a little bit like a child/teenager, yet his grunting is that of a lumberjack.
I don't understand this, I was used to players matching the way they looked with the way they played (i.e. Muster).

Start with the giro. It's the most boomer sport to watch, so you should watch it when you are starting to become a boomer

Djoko is fucking locked in. Beautiful performance

Needlessly hitting the ground with your racquet when the opponent is about to hit is jjst about the most faggoty shit you can do in tennis
Fuck cuckovic

That point was a joke

I hate canadians so much

Thiem seems to want it more lads.

Novak is 2nd? Proofs

MVP: Wind

>thinking Nadal v Djokovic part oo isn't happening

The ride isn't over until you're all dead. Nadal and Djokovic will win 30 titles each.

really love backhand passes down the line. probably the favourite shot in tennis

based

maybe maybe

Iga looks like a very cute Russian girl

idk, about since 2016? end of 2016?

russians and hohols are both very wide categories. both kazaks or people with turkic blood can be called russian or hohol at some points

FUCK OFF RAIN

are we done for the day?

Hold up, fella. Djokovic just got broken and is crying about the wind again. This is still anybody's match.

>gets broken

it's over bennis

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Meh the drop shot is king imo senpai

did Novak just ragequit?

post a cute ones from your team + european teams + argentinian team and aussie team

novak on bad sportsmanship watch

Yep he withdrew

Im from the future. Rafa will break the GS record in 4 years, all from RG wins. Fed takes a huge dip in quality this year after Wimbledon and Djok gets a 2 more elbow injuries in that time span

Just suspend the match already. And suspend the tournament too. Move it to Germany and they'll create an advanced surface that far surpasses our imaginations.

>kazaks
i meant COSSACKS, not kazakhs

how does that contradict what I said?

Slavic then. Point stands.

rain conspiracy against dominic thiem?

>Hamburg is on clay too

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I replied to the wrong person.

Anyways, it doesn't matter. Thiem lost his momentum and Novak is pissed. The match is over.

>Rafa will break the GS record in 4 years, all from RG wins
I doubt it
>Fed takes a huge dip in quality this year after Wimbledon
I can believe that
>Djok gets a 2 more elbow injuries in that time span
Probably only one elbow injury

eh, it's a bit flukey IMO. you can get lucky a lot in that shot and it's often players' last resort when they're losing the control over a point or when they're nervous and can't close it out. when timed well and executed properly, it can be kino though, I agree. but yeah, it gets abused a lot
BH passes down the line are pure skill and timing desu. very slim chances of fluking it. the opponent looks so clueless, especially if he's hit an approach shot and is coming towards the net. prefer 2HBH passes like Djokovic, Nadal and Goffin but Thiem just hit a really pretty one. Wawrinka can pull off a mean 2HBH DTL pass as well

Its crazy i played with like 3 frenchoids this year and literally all of them had a forehand technique that emulated nadals heavy spin. How can the french like nadal, hes a fucking autist, he obviously has wires missing

post lost youtube with called 'conspiracy against caroline garica' about her line call on matchball tiebrake in St Petersburg Ladies Trophy 2018

3rd world country man. fuck this shit

Fucking based.

The original Kyrgios

Is France in one time zone or two?

un

Hum, match went into a time break right after a thiem break

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Based pluie moderee, right on time to save Djoko and help him regenerate

are you student player or what?
>How can the french like nadal
They like Wawrinka and Federer more

Wimbly can't come soon enough.

Will the French care about Chardy/Martin?

they'll take anything these days.

God bless you

>go to buy beer
>game suspended again

ree

thiem must be wild in the bed, kiki looks happy

GOD IS A SERB

THANK YOU FOR THE RAIN, GOD- DJOKOVIC

>young
what did he mean by this?

rafa's arms sizes are so different on press-conference

federer's too?

some cute pics of young ida, idk childhood etc

4-16yo, since 17yo are googlable
first raquet, school time, whatever

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Guys, is it even legal to watch Amanda Anisimova on court? She's like 17 and so #metoo and not legal, no?

Also, Theme isn't a meme today.

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Everytime you see her on the screen you are basically raping her

>ida
ok, here you go

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cant stop eating pringles lads. it's 2 am. help

only he actually won and wasn't an asshole

fuck i was supposed to buy chips too

Kyrgios WISHES he was this cool

fattie

Bruh you cant drop shot when youre losing control over a point, players generally drop shot when they have control but the opponent is being annoying returning flat and underpowered. Its the ultimate finesse shot but i do appreciate a 1hbh passing shot , they come after if the dropshot is returned

Hum no. Watch rogers yesterday on court interview

>Unfortunately my opponent tomorrow (nadull) knows how to play on clay
OUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIS *WHISTLING*
>Haha yeah but its a real pleasure to come back here after 4 years eand reach the semi finals
*Crickets*
>But one of the reasons i came back was to play nadal i guess
OUAAAAAAAAIS YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA woohooooo *explode each others knees in support*

Oh my i dont want to do that

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Whom with is Sabatini in Paris? What is she doing there last days(after recieving the trophy)?

also i hope they relise a video of Mauresmo Dechy doubles

(Dechy looks like Konta and wife mom form Paddington and Shining)

69kg

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For once, a based foxpost

thiem looks much smaller now compared to a season ago when he was built, what happen? mladenovic the gains goblin or did he intentionally get lighter for cardio/stamina?

They drilled their slogan in your ciggy butt brain cunt

it's every shitter's go-to when they've run out of options or they can't handle the nerves and want to end the point
>5'4''
don't know what it is lol

Is the game postponed for tomorrow?

Agree.
Besides, he was ridiculously talented. He just didn't care a lot about tennis and used to party a bit too hard.

175cm

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brb getting pringles
yes joao, you can stop losing to the finn now

>don't know what it is lol
EXACTLY.

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u have a beer gut tho dont u

Does anyone even eat original?

t. sour cream & onion

usually want to stop right after I pop but she wants to keep going 2bh

Replay of anisimova vs barty is playing
I never heard of the former but my god is she cute

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Superior tastes my man

kek

made pizza

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ugly

anybody play chess here?

He was the Gimi of Tennis.

here. fire up a lichess lad

is that cum

this
now it yours

of course not

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Barty is ugly
Anisimova is cute, is hot, is young, has a pretty face and i want to put my benis in her vagina

Yes
T.1600 rated blitz scrub on lichess

I alternate between original and cheese.
I play go.

Stop trying to be brazil

it pizza

and who is cute for you? post her

I don't understand playing blitz. Why do you like it?? Just isn't appealing for me

what, you pray go? What means

based John btfoing stupid Kuckrgios

It's like crack, also low iq and attention span

mods

>has a pretty face

lol she is 17 you cuck
not a 10/10 but i like it

how about no

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based R2

based nonce detector

no more match today
djoke went home
lol

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hey where the fuck is the tennis
I want my bet to payout

Match cancelled for today
Continues tomorrow at 12PM Paris time

why not? is she ugly and you ashamed?

name her and i will save her instagram stories for you(sometimes)

where from athat news?

I have class in an hour so i need to prepare

she hot

reee

i was supposed to win now and then lose my winnings on euro qualifiers

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Though the sun is out at the moment, all matches are canceled for today according to #RG19 monitors.

Djokovic-Thiem would resume tomorrow.

Serve: Sampras
Backhand: Roger
Forehand: Delpo
Return: Agassi
Ground game: Djokovic
Accuracy: Nadal
Big match confidence: Nadal
Height: djokovic
Build: Federer
Penis size: Monfilis

How to you stop this tennis player?

Damn, whoever wins that will be fed to Nadal in straight sets. Fucking RG.

>Backhand : roger
Nigga what are you DOING

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>Though the sun is out at the moment, all matches are canceled for today

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you cant cash out?

Federer has the sexiest backhand in the game. And he was precise with it during his prime. Don’t hate on his backhand. It’s almost impossible to stop when it’s a low line drive. Plus the player is elite enough already you could afford style points. Also, fuck double backhand.

why would i, thiem's winning

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fed's backhand in his prime was trash compared to the current one, you fucking casual

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>name her and i will save her instagram stories for you(sometimes)
who can refuse such great offer?

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He chipped some shots but it was deadly to stop. He could use it line to line and him using one hand made it more of an unpredictable improvised shot. He didn’t need any setup. Federer’s backhand is what scared opponents the most because it is not easy to volley.

Literal lowlife rat. Glad she didn’t breed.

What are you talking about?

His backhand started being a weapon in AO17. His backhand in his prime was underdeveloped because he didn't need it. He was so fast around the court that he took most shots directed at his backhand with this forehand. That's how Nadal got him early on, he just kept tanking at Feds backhand.

youtube.com/watch?v=ixFR_pONigk

NO MORE MATCHES TODAY

hmmmm she used to play cricket too

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Federer has the best single-handed backhand in tennis history and that’s all that matters. Double backhand should be outlawed along with double forehand.

Test

Did you start watching tennis this year or are you just trolling?

do you also get the "your isp has been banned from posting due to abuse" or something like that message all the fucking time? So fucking annoying, have to clear the cache everytime

He has the best backhand in the last couple of years, yes. In his prime he didn't even need the best backhand to shit on everybody though. Think about that for a moment. That's like playing with one hand tied behind your back.

Wawrinka's and Thiem's are both better, heavier and more reliable.

no, i don't live in a literal shithole, sorry

God I love having Nadal as my tennis husbando

Also /NoleFam/ during hard court season

ABJF to put it simply iih

people also forget one of the greatest one handed backhands, Kuerten's.

*RF

i dot get your sarcasm

look, your electricty cuts off, your batteries die, your internet get lost, you get lost, you forget to save/look it up, your mom takes your electrionics away, whatever - and while this happening somewhere in siberian forest i calmly save her stories, i back it up, i am backing YOU up. And then you come here and I post it.

list of my girls i would like you to save:
Caro + her fan accounts + /fftennis/ + /wta/ + the account of the tournament she takes part in(chek it BEFORE it starts, they can show her arrival and training session + /fedcuptennis/ for fedcup games with her
Sabatini
Mauresmo
Iga + her fan accounts

list of your girls:
?

Any streams?

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:/ Boris...

How did Thiem lose that set?
I fell asleep after the first rain break.

Fuck Roland Garros
Who's hyped for the return of EBAM in 2 weeks?

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Just came back from practice, did Djokovic really force the tournament stop his game? It hasn't been raining for a whole hour in Paris

Thiem was up a break and the weather was bad so he used the excuse to kill his momentum

He didn't even ask the umpire
Just walked off with his bag

>I'm going to frame the subject of every shot in the absolute corner to be AESTHETIC
JK it was a dece movie. That bitch shouldna had sex though.

lmao and then he doesn't understand why the fans don't like him like federer or nadal

Can this big booty hoe save tennis?

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Why do people think Federer's backhand permanently became some monstrous weapon starting at AO17? It basically cooled off and became normal again after Miami that year. It was literally just a three month thing.

No wonder Mladenovic's level has been decreasing, her hips must be in ruins

>Just came back from practice
tennis?

badminton :'(

OH NO NO NO NO NO NON NOO NON

C'est pas vrais

>literal autist sport

AAGHAFGVAUYHFGJKDFGAKFH

>Nadalwinslol

why did I even watch this shit

>doesn't feel like playing
>just leaves the stadium without permition
>still doesn't get disqualified, because he's fucking number one and can get away with it
highly disrespectful, but still, based from Djokovic

but people responsible for french open do not deserve respect

am i right to think that cute nerdy girls play badminton?

is caro type there? iga?

i have a feeling iga type(not sure about caro) can be. in russia i knew a girls like Iga(one - literally very looking like her, i mentioned her few days ago) who were playing it on 'friday evening at campus' level

Should be banned from professional tennis playing

Do you have grilfriend boris?

>Do you have grilfriend boris?
hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

There's no point to any of this. Either one will lose to Nadal

Maybe Thiem has a chance if he serves like he did v Khachanov but Novak will go down in 3 worse than Fed

obvs no >_<

is it funny? I dont'wa nt to.
Not like I am eady.
I wish i was better an da differet career and i was with one of the girls, idk, i cant say which where how, idk their perosnalities, etc etc, but yes of course currently sperg like me and gf? haha no

if i had a gf, would i write there?
if i had a gf, would i look at other girls at all?
if i had a gf, would i have a time to shitpost and follow/watch/screenshot tennis?

But Djoko destroyed Nadal in last GS final, I know it's clay now so it should be much closer, but still.

ask your babushka for a dominant wife who will controll you.
In the end you wll be happy

>closer

M8 did you watch Rome?

if i had a gf, would i mention other girls?
if i had a gf, would i restrain from looking at other girls?
if i had a gf, would i need to restrain from looking at other girls?

i never really had mutual feelings, but i felt close to it and i guess the having gf and being connected and have mutual feelings is nice. I mean that feeling when you seprate at evening with promise to meet tomorrow and there is a super nice feeling in a chest. The question is, how long till the fire weakens? Or you start looking at others too, a little bit? Looking with what purpose?

The fire doenst weaken, it changes

t.internet Yuppie
youtube.com/watch?v=VduNzlr04Sk

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>march
>mladenovic out with hip injury
>april
>mladenovic out with back injury
topkek

>3 day ban for saying I impersonate police to get discounts at chipotle
Gay

>get home from work
>second semi delayed until Saturday
>guaranteed Nadal win

I cannot fucking wait for the grass

Umbeliebable, no?

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just name her...

also you music taste is bizzare, are you russian? are you undergrad age? hmmmm

Might the final be postponed to Monday?

>Former players and tennis journalists tweeted their complaints about the decision to cancel play on Friday, with Britain's Fed Cup captain Anne Keothavong branding it a "strange decision" and British former player Mark Petchey among those posting pictures of blue skies.

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The plot thickens

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>Britain's Fed Cup captain Anne Keothavong
>British former player Mark Petchey
who?
the wind was so bad, that the dirt was getting in their eyes during plays constantly. not even counting the fact balls were moving differently in the opposite sides. what was strange is that they made them play for so long

>also you music taste is bizzare
like i'm even surprised that you look down on me

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are you that edgy kid who sort out RateUrMusic or LastFm from least popular to have to find obscure elitist sounds

>Simply Red is an obscure and elitist band
whoa.

my music knowledge is not that deep but it is, also previously it was strange music too

but it isn't. just ask your parents. they probably made you while listening to that ginger on some pirate radio, you silly zoomer

It was stupid to have both matches in the first place. The wind and rain affected both semis. Everybody knew it was going to be an issue. And for people to say Novak is an asshole. No, he’s just man enough to call bullshit when bullshit happens. He’s not some keyboard warrior who gets mocked at his desk job for being a degenerate loner with no spine.

imagine if Caro has same tastes with me

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>Nadal will have minimum 18 slams without playing in the weak era and yet the media will fellate fed until heat death of the Universe

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For a sport like baseball, it makes sense to have an open door stadium because there’s a lot more elements to the game and it looks great with the sun beating down.

For tennis, it’s just two asshole grunting in a box. We don’t need to have an open door stadium for it. The weather elements are crucial to success too. Everything needs to be structured and the elements need to be contained to have an honest and balanced match.

He’s won 2/3 of his slams on one court. He’s heavily court reliant. The only time he was really dominant on the other courts were 2008 and 2010. He’s been a clay baby for 13 out of 15 years of his professional career.

no she doesnt

but if she does - so what?

also, provide the source of that pic you've posted

you now remember when all those djokoshit fans were crying because they closed the roof for federer vs cilic at the AO and now they're silent about djokovic leaving early lmaooo

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Damn, watching the semis this morning was brutal. I stayed up all night last night because I can’t get to bed early and I wanted to watch both matches. Of course, both matches suck because it’s in France.

And then people get mad at me for being a casual. I’m not destroying my sleep schedule to watch an irrelevant slam like RG. As far as I’m concerned, the French open is on the same level of the ATP final. Nobody gives a shit.

Nobody was crying about it except for falseflagging fagdoll trolls. Roidal is the most well loved tennis player because he a balding man with below average intelligence. He appeals to the most common men and a lot of them are whiny trolls.

but he didn't leave before the decision, you moron. they made the decision the match is postponed and then he left. they just didn't announce it to public.

>also, provide the source of that pic you've posted
what can you offer?

also anons of the 10is if you want something from our friend you can share your ideas

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Lol, I recognize tired Yao looking for a gravel :-DDD

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>claybaby

>Guy Forget

It's an actual name of a person.

WTF

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French prononciation is very different, I'm pretty sure 95% of french people dont know/see it's a weird english sentence.

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WARNING: water may cause electrical fatal error
[RAIN CONDITIONS: CRITICAL]
LOADING...
EXECUTIVE PROGRAM postpone_match.exe FOUND

[ENGAGE]

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>chung when he was like 12
>some qualifier
>seppi
>simon
>glasshitkori
>injured fed
>murray to bend over and lose to him for the 5th (fifth) final
And people genuinely believe the era with Safin, Hewitt and Roddick was the weak era

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i dont know what to feel. anger,, but for what? for how long? such an energy hthought

Djokovic makes *nglos extra salty
Kicked his ass everytime they met
1st candidate to GOAT is Swiss, eh whatever mountain jews they rich as fuck basically french german italian mix makes sense
2nd candidate to GOAT is Spanish, eh they have a long tradition of having good tennismen Moya, Ferrero, Nadal is way better than them but whatever
Here the *nglo starts SEETHING, a fucking SERB? If this Serb just didn't exist Murray would be auto BIG THREE and third contender to GOAT status but there he is even threatenning Nadal's spot. This should have been GREAT BRITAIN'S SPOT, SWITZERLAND-SPAIN-GREAT BRITAIN OK?
Yes yes HOWEVER, here is Djok whose family literally ate rats and yugoslavian corpses to survive for 10 years and there he is the Djok with the big Cock cock slapping Murray like a lil' bitch.
And add to that that Wimby is the most prestigious tourney in the world and that all the Mainstream Media production is done in English makes Djok an easy target to bad publicity and character assassination.
BONUS POINTS: Remind the *nglo of WAWRINKA and the *nglo offs himself on the spot.

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grinçant et bleue-pillulé

murray is nowhere near all time top 3 contender
not even top 15 for that matter

What's going on with those sirens? Are the English attacking?

present day in a nutshell

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shitolina and clownfils couples instagram was deleted

oh you you're all devastated

Holy actual fuck,

So that is how Roland Garros is pronounced? That has to be the worst noise i've ever heard

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oh no!

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row land geh rows

>rain postpones and interrupts his sport

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>without playing in the weak era

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EUGHHHEHHHGHHH

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Today was the strongest I've ever seen Roger play on clay against Rafa

Alize Lim sitting on my face

Can she beat ABAB?

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Just buy a fucking roof

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t. nervous fedora fanboy who knows he'll see Djoker become the greatest goat
alternatively
t. *nglo

AHHHHHH TOURNAMENT ORGANISERS SAVE ME

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Looks like """lessons""" are back on the menu, boys

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Was never off the menu mate
>would’ve liked their documentary made first and then broken up

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Federer would have won if not for the ridiculous wind. The match should be declared a no contest and there should be a rematch.

Wanna see a magic trick? I’m gonna make my income tax disappear
*teleports to Monaco*

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like half the tour lives in monaco. even felix auger augerwhateverthefuckis

Domi is a cuck, his gf has another boyfriend. Check her insta

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He left. The ATP just doesn't want their top male player looking like a complete ass.

lies the media spread lies about eastern euros they tryna keep the slav man down we din du nuffins

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can't you properly desu

At unit on a weekend, feels weird man

yep, he left. there was literally no time for the umpire to get to Djokovic and tell him to get off the court because they're pausing play. he literally just walked off, packed his bags and walked back to his locker. Thiem was just left there standing like a moron. RG's statement is damage control because they don't want bad PR for their organisation and Djokovic. so disrespectful towards Thiem with how dismissive Djokovic was to walk away without even acknowledging Thiem. guaranteed he wouldn't have pulled that with Nadal or Federer. now I really hope he loses today. what a petulant child

>unit
Whaa? Are you in the military?

>University
Fuck auto correct

what are you doing

Exam prep

based. good luck lad. make me proud

all these federedditors SEETHING
roland garros >>>> your shitty favorites, kys

>both girls finalists have mexican sounding names
The future is grim for the US and Canada

rg should be worth as many points a challenger tbqh

>Konta

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how does thiem tolerate all of this, he has to put his foot down, first serena and now novak. he must stop letting himself be a pushover

Hey guys I have a good one
Wait for it...
... Grand sand.
... So? What do you think?

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he's too nice desu. I can see myself in the same situation 2bh. I'm not very confrontational either. I feel bad for him. he needs to stop letting people walk all over him. he needs an Uncle Toni type of person in his team

>have to work this weekend for pride
kill me please

Want it fast or slow user?

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i'm already gonna catch AIDS so you might as well give it to me fast and hard big boy

he was a hardcourt monster in 2013
indian wells, canada, Cincinnati, us open

2013 was the most impressive because of his North American swing. he was untouchable, even against Djokovic

Caro subscribed to amandine henry 37 min ago
iga liked kristen bell post 53 min ago

Zverev took a WC to play Stuttgart against incredibly high, top of the line players like Kakanov, Raonic, Clownfils and Kyrwog. Hopefully that will keep his ranking above Shittypas

I got a message on a dating app 4 hours ago and they sent me a bunch of pics but they're not online now. What do?

Lads when is the Djoker Thiem match resumed?

2 bongs 50 bings

share with tha bois

Thanks bro. Here's a little treat

twitter.com/i/status/1118234530723188736

>I got a message on a dating app 4 hours ago and they sent me a bunch of pics but they're not online now. What do?
what app? post them anyways!

>Riley Reid

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youtube.com/watch?v=bINikRHQy9s
can't sleep

She's the most beautiful woman on earth. She won all slams. She will forever be unmatched by another female tennis player.

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What happened to Troicki?

>She's the most beautiful woman on earth
I don't believe you I think polelings are hiding all the qts to themselves

thats not bex

you're delusional. first of all, the controversy is about the rumor djoke left the whole court area and went home before the refs decision forcing them to cancel, which is false. about him packing and quickly hiding, they probably talked earlier and said 'once it's going to start raining again, we pause the match'
while you're obviously correct, please stop impersonating me

why some girls wear cap all the time

probably because their sponsor makes them. same with the bandana

Creates tunnel vision as well
Like blinders on a horse

>, the controversy is about the rumor djoke left the whole court area
no shit
>talked earlier
then why did Thiem look so clueless? it wasn't raining and nor was there anything talked about earlier. stop being such a fanboy. people on the outer courts continued to play after Djokovic and Thiem left

so is the aussie bitch an abo?

part

>then why did Thiem look so clueless?
because he was winning and wanted to stay and play because of that. djoke was losing and wanted to leave. they both had their own agendas. it's one thing to call nole rude, but people are comparing that to 'i am a mother' from us open and calling him a cheater. that's what i have a problem with

Thoughts on my gf

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no such thing as part, 1 drop = abo/nigger

he walked off without there being any indication from anyone: not the supervisor, not the umpire and nor the opponent. the umpire didn't even know the match ended until the dude picked up his bag and walked away. nobody knew the match was being paused until he did that. he DID force the match to stop which wouldn't have otherwise stopped. so this BS about how they probably discussed about it beforehand is just that: BS. you think he would have pulled this much of a dick-move against Nadal? Federer? it was completely disrespectful towards Thiem on his part
>people
I don't know what they said. my post didn't say any of those things so your response to those things people say is irrelevant

The announcers noted when Novak walked off that he didn't even look at or acknowledge the umpire

The tournament is performing damage control

>am i right to think that cute nerdy girls play badminton?
Yes. Played with GF once on a "open court" day they have here (an OK activity to do with girls because everyone can play badminton decently).

Kept getting eyeballed by this cute little semi-nerdy-sexy-but-I-don't-know-how-sexy-I-am petite cutey.

she looks "average". I don't get why guys find her super hot

nobody really thinks of her as super hot, but it's well known and documented fact, that being a successful athlete adds you +2 in the ratings (out of 10)

*For men

inferior to mine

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Will the WTA ever not be shit again?

It's over
Serena is the only competent female to ever hold a racket

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>woman

She's Elizabeth Warren tier 1/64th but yes

She is cute

Half an hour until they resume playing?

Yes

tfw no pole bf

I got your pole right here.

Bianca, get back to training

start this shit already!!!

no, don't.
i'm still watching volleyball

Someone knows when the fuck they are starting to play again?

10 minutes before it starts raining

Now

Literally walking out now

Thiem, pls save us from a nadull or djokoshit victory. I believe in you.

>Bah bo la

This is actually pretty accurate

Stream? I need one.

I'm watching on TV sorry m8

Someone supply the kraut

Fellow poles of /tennis/ what do you think about our Eurosport commentators?

So cold in Paris.

Marek Furjan is a real nigguh nomsayin

682c8fb88e54442379c33aab62fd0a279f933bc1

acestream id. you can change the audio track to english

better than the mouthbreathers at polsat

what a shot by Thiem!

OUUUUGHHHH
OUUUUGHHHH
OUUUUGHHHH
OUUUUGHHHH
OUUUUGHHHH
OUUUUGHHHH
OUUUUGHHHH

Based Thiem

bamos tbqh lads

THIEM
THIEM
THIEM

holy fuck, that final point was beautifully constructed by Thiem

Is it over for djokbot?

WHAT A GAME BY THIEM!!!!!!!!!!!!

doesn't work :/

it does for me. what does it say for you?

Why do journalists ask retarded questions in press conferences?

Thiem hitting some heavy forehands

>it's still windy today
lmao hope it was worth it Novak

Since when does Djoko wear such short shorts? Like Nadal's.

thanks!

Someome already made a webm of Tsitsipas scarying a ball girl?

Is Djokovic spent against Thiem?

holy shit, just burn that city down already....

>tfw 30 degrees here
I am fucking melting

have they installed a patch for the wind module yet

i just scrolled down to that pic in her IG hour ago. Many cute pics in her IG

you fall in love with a live picture, a video

CMON tHIEM!!

P U S H O V I C

looks like young siniakova there somehow
nose freckles maybe

OGRE!!!

LET'S GO!

>Thank you Roland Garros you are my greatest ally.
Any he wonders why people don't like him.

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who is hot for you?

i want hot girls lewd and i dont consider Caro hot, does anyone?

Was Tsitsipas vs Wawrinka the best match of this RG?

That's so fucking bullshit
They could have played until 19h30 yesterday after a 10 minutes break

indubitably

papa papa pa pa pa parara
NOLE!

Kei v Paire was excellent

Is that even up for debate?

It's Olé!!

fucking hell

Great point

GO THIEM!!!!!!!!!!

Thiem is a likeable guy. I want him to win this tournament in the future. Just not while Nadal's playing pls.

that was sexy
no

nothing. paste in soda player and none of the usual things like finding seeds, bandwith shooting up, % complete etc happen

based gypsy eugenics

djoko left, he knew thiem was on fire

wew

break gone :(

>I'm losing, please stop the match
>ok Nole, anything you want

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shame. maybe your network bans P2P
mylivesport.ru/sport_stream/800135

crowd cheering for djokobot, disgusting

Noooo :((

Novak is one of the biggest cunts on tour. He stopped the match in good conditions because he has completely cucked RG, ruining Thiem's momentum and almost inevitable win.

Get fucked fucking wallbot

Team could still potentially win this RG, but Djok doesn't have the stamina.
If it goes to 5 sets they're both done.

This point though.

based Thiem. Hope you style on this fake plastic slav and then style on that nigger William's brother again.

hate'em cause you ain't them
shut up already, andy

Umm...sweety... no.

Novak is the best

If it does go five, Novak will bitch and moan that he doesn't get enough of a break (his own doing by the way), then they'll move the final to Monday, fucking all the fans that work weekdays.

Lmao that racket throw

STATE

djokobitch throwing the racket

>throws the racket
peak kek

Based Domi

very nice hold Thiem!!!!

Yesterday's conditions were too shit for any matches, though.
Even Fed-Nad should have been cancelled.

cute

What's the point of thmeme going into finals only to get cucked by rafa? Novak only needs to win first set and Rafa will have a mental breakdown and lose

Thiem>Nadal>Djoko though is my preference for the winner!

No worries, found a nice stream

How Can Nole Beat Rafa When He Can't Even Beat Domi????

shut the fuck up and lose this set Novak you cheating on your wife cunt

NEW

...

>When He Can't Even Beat Domi????
says who?

He'll download the upgraded version of djokobot for Sunday and it'll be ez

Ffs

created earlier

share it with your landsmann bitte bitte

>good conditions

this is why i root for djoko he has more chances to win the final

In losing in semis part of this plane?

please someone, i need a stream to watch it

>it was completely disrespectful towards Thiem on his part
I feel bad for Thiem. First he gets kicked out of his own press conference, then his opponent just walks off the court.