/tennis/ Rafa Nadal vs Roger Federer

Best comeback of the history incoming
r-right?

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DESTROY THIS BALDING FUCK FED

why is Fed such a mental midget ?

Yeah Im totally telling her about 4channel

If only

kek

shit roger, get it together

Clay is what separates the servebabbys from the artists

2-Love is the most dangerous lead

*autists

>balding
>nadal clearly almost totally bald up top despite hair implants

just say "my friend says 'that's so cringe'"
kek, Pajeets with the bantz

At least he has 4 kids

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Why tennis players stopped using sun glasses or even caps?

Tight sitting sun glasses would be the best in these gusty conditions.
Also why not using glasses that will enhance the contrast between ball and surface?

Lads I feel like fed needs to win this next set what do ya reckon

Would Stan have fared any better?

how do I trick myself into thinking this would be an actual match every goddamn time?

fucking hell, that was a beauty. he makes Fed look like a journeyman

this

>stream
corenko.world/Tennis/

>stream
corenko.world/Tennis/

break incoming

Marketability
Everyone wants to be Beckham these days.

Is the Mirka pasta still a thing?

All Nadal does is smash, smash, smash, smash with his infinite roidrage stamina. Only the cunning of the Djokobot (aka the greatest returner ever) can handle Nadal's cheap clababby ways.

Why don't other tennis players ever accuse nadal of roiding???

“Fancy a game’a tennis loov? Me an’me sistah are playing but me sis is getting too sweaty for this heat yeah?”

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nadal is just not pleasant to watch playing

Hmmm might be a good play to give Nadal just a little more false hope.

F

Federer is retiring for sure

Probably not.

If Nadal wins this set 90% chance he'll win the match

Because they can all see his girthy penis and know he's 100% natural

Paire returns better than Djoker

Chuck us an ace link lads

probably not but I'm still sad he lost

Yes because Stan's monster forehand is the one thing that defies clay.

final nail in the coffin incoming

nadalwinslol

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This might be Fed's last match at RG

ouch

foxposter how you been man

kek

um sweaty 2017 final

death

Why isn't there a play doh court?

moo~

Mark my words, Federers 2 boys will dominate the sport like no one has ever before

- playing practically since birth
- best coaches and competitive atmosphere money can buy
- the absolute best genetic heritage obviously
- but most importantly, they are twins, and will always have the perfect rival to compete and grow against

I like it

wat da fuk

MOTHER OF GETS NOOOOOO

not until you witness God Nadal win another 76 Rolland Garros

Not the best times of my life

he's balding hard for his age, sign of roiding

Bring back carpet

based and checked. TENNIS Pierre with some based posts ITT

Based and nadalpilled

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Can Djoko save us from another Nadal win?

you've always got us, my man

He should just get over with it and shave his head.

you're probably not white
nadal plays like a nigger with zero tactics

Ah yes conclusive evidence there lad, top analysis

yes obviously, I'm a Nadal fan, but I fear the djoker, even in this surface.
Hoping for a Thiem win!!!

"ohomoooooo"
Mirka flinches as you run your hands down her soft rolling back
"Roger hasn't touched me like that in years". Her voice cracks as she makes her painful admission to you. You just smile as your fingers make their way up to her head consuming neck. You can feel her reluctance. Trying to resist her urges, she is like her husband trying to resist the effects of ageing in games against Nadal. Both of them pretend they can resist, but they will both end up being physically dominated by a younger man. She squeaks as your hands begin to remove her coat. "My husband bought that for me with the money it got from Wimbledon 2013". She states it as a fact, but you understand the underlying message. She hates that coat. It would have been a nicer coat if Roger had made more money, if he hadn't been beaten in the second round like the pathetic shadow of a man he is. He probably can't even get an erection any more.

You flip Mirka onto her back and the room shakes.
She keeps trying to convince herself she loves her husband.
"Last month I covered this bed in clay, got naked and told Roger it was his chance to do something big on clay for the first time since 2009". She smiles. "But he just walked off". You ignore her words and work your hands into her mucusy cunt. 'uguggmoooooooo''. She moans again as loudly as she ever has. Her children would be woken up if they weren't listening to a tape of Nadal grunting as they slept. You take out your hard cock and begin to insert the tip inside of her. "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" she bellows. You are so aroused by this that you can barely contain yourself and your cum sprays everywhere. You hear the front door of the house opening "Mirka?" Comes the voice "It is over. I have retired. We can have sex again".

lots of dutchie ragie in this thread

Who is scarier? Curry's Pennywise or Skaarsgard Pennywise or Barty's Pennwise?

Unbeliebable, no?

bitch move. Rafa fan here. hoping for a GOAT match on Sunday

Federer doesn't care anymore.

now we got 2 sets of quints for NWL, Nole btfo

Yes this year maybe more than ever, unless he chokes because winning 4 slam in a row is too much

Would rather have Rafa win than djokoshit.

post stroke curry

truly the pinnacle of the franco-german alliance

he already did it once. he can do it again

what the fuck is rafa's scalp

There's another one posting. I'm not angry.

>fred

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oHHHHH ROGAHH

How do we enforce stricter drug testing?

Frenchies ITT:

Will you watch the world cup match tonight?

“Is that’a yes loov? Don’t be shy now. I’ll just be’a minnit just have to stretch me legs an’ warm me calf muscles up innit. You grab your racquet an’ i’ll take care of the balls for ya.”

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lmao Fed SEETHING

doing a cheeky line to celebrate nadalwinslol lads

>fedora
F

federer fires one out off the stadium

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OGRE

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Frauderer will now go 10-3 in GS against Nadal after this

GOAT lmao.

Ragerer.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA elegant roger elegant

What does Mirka think about when Roger gets emasculated like this?

Fed has given up... Why my guy...

don't know why, he is doing good, he was never going to win Roland Garros, and looks good for Wimbledin
Nadal is the one that should be worried, losing way to many games!!

No, woman divegrass is even cringer than man divegrass.

guys this is my first time watching tennis live, are there always this many fucking ads? it's kinda pathetic

The WC was last year

>Konta gets hyped by the British media
>loses
every single tiem

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that is not how you play tennis

what a semen slurping game....

about rafa his natty penis

I kinda like that Fred got angry there. At least he's not completely passive.

because he's a GOAT. GOATs don't really believe they've lost unless they've actually lost. that's what makes them GOATs. take note, KyrGOAT

So, who is Nadal playing next round?

how many of those losses were on clay?

Yes, it's maybe the worst thing of watching a tennis match, constant break and ads.

How to avoid paying income tax

Thiem

>That guy in the stand that got afraid as fuck

garcia post to see if Boris is still alive

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holy fucking shit, Nadal absolutely untouchable right now

There's no much point watching the players sit on the bench and drinking water during pauses.

CAM ON FEDELEL, GO AND TIRE THAT FOOL!
My main man Joke needs this final!

Clay is a fucking scam

djoker

Everytime people say that Djokovic takes him to 5 sets.

1-2 Grass
3-1 Hard courts
5(6 soon) -0 clay

Federer is Nadal's bitch like Roddick was Fed's

THAT LOB

they should call it gay instead of clay lol

I mean right now in this match. no shit, Djokovic is a completely different player

5

What the fuck is that noise

ROGER ROGER ROGER the all court!!

Can Nadal keep his cool?

the prematch odds were fucking brutal desu

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It would be based as fuck if the commentators stopped giving mandated praise to Nadal and basically admitted it's boring to watch one guy dominate the tournament for so many years.

>the bad guy wins

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Shit in toilets instead of the thread you freak

Has there ever been a fat tennis player making it to the semis before?

he'll be back on grass court

Why don't they give the zoomer players some steroids too?

amazing gets from Nadal

Nadal looking untouchable like in Rome and yet Djokovic took a set

Why is Federer such a faggot /sp?
What is it about the Mallorcan bull and his muscles that emasculates him so

feds bard buffing him up

federer injury incoming

Yeah

Bartolli won

portuguese commentators are seething hard, they are very pro-Federer, as they were pro-Contador in cycling

>tennis in charge of youth

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This is going to be a good anime

I don't recall him doing that often.

the big 3 have exclusive contracts with the roids manufacturers until their retirements

IS THAT TRAIN RUNNING IN SLOW MOTION? FUCKING LEAVE

I'll shit in your mouth instead Kraut, like Rafa shat on Federer's career

Ethiopianbro you're watching WSBK this weekend?

>Getting beaten by Rosol&co at Wim and therefore doesn't play Fed
>Meanwhile Fed is able to reach final at RG

bien joué

He's not trying anymore. Not that he could win if he did, but it's especially bad now because he doesn't really give a fuck now. He knows it's over.

I love NWL tbqh lads.
I enjoy the inevitability of it all.
It's like an Avengers saga where based Thanos actually wins.
>inb4 capeshit

wops

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How does an Indian end up a Rafa nuthugger?

But they're sneaky about how they roid. Djoko uses nanobots, Nadal eats clay every morning, and Federer drinks Swiss cow milk straight from the udder.

serena

chill lad....chill

>like in Rome
nah, he looked quite shaky in Roma. especially during the Djokovic match. expect him to be nervy on Sunday as well. Djokovic rattles him because of their history

He is older than your grandfather pajeet

In the last 15 years, there have been 120 grand slam finalists. Rafa, Federer and Djokovic have been the finals 80 of the 120 times which is equivalent to 66.6% of the time. So, whenever you look back at prior finals, you have a 2/3 chance of seeing one of these guys in it since the fall of Hewitt.

oh, and i forgot about ostapenko

Bartoli

TENNISman looking good

I wanna fuck federer

holy fucking shit
this is ART. this is a fucking massacre

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absolutely ridiculous that match point

i would hate having to grab my towels every time i mean cam onnn
just put them on the seat

VAMOOOOS

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and Clijsters i think...post pregnancy

Kevin Anderson will win Wimbledon.

but you are the TENNISman, user

Haven't they won something like 75% of them?

we breadstick now

soderling looks like an english actor here, can't remember his name

im sorry this court has been rebuilt

Will Thiem at least win one set?

“Who made you the boss then’aye mister rule-man! You start practisin’ your serves an’ I’ll be ovah inna minnit. I just have to re-string my racquet, alri’ loov?”

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Why the hell is Federer a third seed? Tsitsipas or Thiem would have put up much better fights.

Fed looks like he just wants out of there

the one from the world is not enough?

that's the nicest thing someone has ever said to me

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Agassi was pretty chubby by USO 2005 He wasn't very old in 2008...
Clijsters was always busty

Based boys. Especially Soderling.

Fed is the GOAT, but why the fuck do people think he can beat Nadal on clay?

This is why 2008 was probably the peak of the Fedal rivalry.

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>makes the top 4
>why is he a top 4 seed?
Kys yourself

>24-15
nice "rivalry"

to nadal, federer on clay is just a scrawny kid who comes up with some good shots. it all changes on other surfaces, but on clay this is clearly what it is

he has beaten him before, just not in rolland garros, no?

could the master of bp+s have saved us?

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Frauderror is done

The soundtrack is MAD MAX in this court. Straight out of Hollywood.

))

of the last 60 wimbeldon champions, the big three have won 52 which is 82%. Unfortunately, boring shitters like Murray and Cilic had to exist to bring down the match quality.

stop posting nsfw content you faggot

poor thing. surely he knew Rafa was gonna win?

Nah m8

That was back when Nadal was a kid. Since then Nadal is like 12-0

That's actually not that bad considering all the clay meetings.

Jizzner is better than ever these days, I bet he could have.

Since Federer won his 1st slam in 2003 only 11 of the following slams until the present were won by none of the big 3 for a winrate of 52/63 = 83%

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That 4th set tie-break was probably the best ever

>It's on clay so it doesn't count

t. actual faggot
Just enjoy it

Australian open 2k17

>Fred rubbing his hands together now
Watch this

THE FIX IS IN THE FIX IS IN!!

UTTER TEARS IF YOU MISSED IT!!

>Federer in 5
>FREE MONEY LADS

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Djokovic vs Murray in 2011-12 was better because they were more skilled, less roid reliant. Skilled defense is way more compelling than skilled offense. Djokovic and Murray always neutralized servebots.

Would be more even if Nadull was able to reach Wimbledon second week or if there were at least one M1000 on grass

we just hope so... I don't think he can but I'd like him to

But if they were mostly on grass would you say the same thing?

>a cheeky rub
>nsfw
you really are stuck up over there

He neither said nor implied that.

Daily reminder Federer has beaten Rafa and Nole once (1) each in GS since they reached world no 1 rankings in their career

no only Barilla™

why hasn't Nadal pushed for the introduction of a second clay grand-slam??
We would have 30 by now!!!

Matthew Goode

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please stop

eat my ass hair

>how old are you
>how many women have you slept with

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Australian open is played on clay?
Nadal defeated prime Fed on Grass in a fairly convincing way in 2008. If they met more on grass around that time I wouldn't be surprised if Nadal had a better record seeing as it's only 2-1 in Feds favor

prime Fed was 2005/06

25
0

Daily reminder that Nadal dominates the Head to Head against both in Grand Slams

Rafa with the "get the fuck off with this weak-ass serve" return

What did he mean by this?

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Apex Fed was 05 06 07
Began to go down in 08

tempted to say
24
15
tb.h but it's a little bit easy

trips and federer wins

You weren't alive for prime Federer. Prime Federer was from 04-07. He used to make everybody his bitch in noncontests. Roddick who was world class looked like a woman playing against Federer. Watch Federer go against Roddick in the 2006 US open quarterfinals. It was a slaughter that Nadal could only dream about giving to a top #3 ranked player.

You tried

>tfw you don't know whether to support Djokovic or Nadal to overtake the 20 Slam count.

didn't you ask this yesterday
have sex

new balls

That volley

God bows down to the nadalwinslol

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Nice to see Fed defense force
>Roddick
>World class
lmao the things you people say to defend Federer

yikes

Just fuck off with your porn shit.
There are other boards for it.
I hope you get a nice and long ban.

>Nadal defeated prime Fed on Grass in a fairly convincing way

The fuck? Did you even watch that match?

Is Djokovic vs Thiem right after this one ends?

2006 Federer vs 2011 Djokovic: Who wins in Wimbledon? Aussie? US? Clay?

>Roddick
> World class

GTFO with that fake news shit

the only reason people say his prime ended in 2007 is because Nadal absolutely destroyed him in 2008
>Nadal could only dream about giving a to a top #3 ranked playre
but he did. multiple times. his name is Federer

Roddick better than the current zoomers on the tour

Ye. If they don't start fast it could easily drag into Saturday, though.

For me it's a three guys tie at 20 slams

t. addicted to the porn jew

How can we help Federer, Federer Bros?

Who is the most reddit?

All Fed
Maybe AO for the bot

I think it doesn’t work from a scheduling perspective, except if you “upgrade” Madrid or Rome to a 2week grand slam.

Only other alternative would be a Southern hemisphere tournament in Buenos Aires or Rio 3-4 weeks after Australia.

And lastly, they could add an indoor clay Grand Slam as a November season final replacing the current Masters.

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Roddick has a GS title. He almost won a wimbledon too, as you may remember.

Yes, I watched Fed barely hold on with several questionable calls going his way

t. hakim

>32
>0

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This is boring just skip to Thiem

I really hate AO 2017. Before that even the Fed dick lickers accepted and admitted Rafa knocked Fed off his perch, at his best in 2008 Wimbledon and 2009 AO

Now the fake news crowd have their great lie and trying to pretend Rafa didn't decisively overthrow Federer 10 years ago

controversial opinion but i'll have to go with foxposter

Some dark skinned female player, probably.

curious to see what the handshake's gonna be like

Was Fed still playing with mono when that match happened?

>forced to serve out the match
federer has won the mental victory here

Why?

It's the same for me.
Just keep the nsfw on other boards thank you.
It ads absolutely nothing to the tennis discussion.

Imagine if someone glassed nadal haha

fuck i think i swallowed my line

"Could Federer have done any better?"
Yeah, he could have not bown a 40-love lead near the end of the second set. These guys are idiots.

Eat your poop pajeet

THE CLAY HAS TURNED ON NADAL

but it's literally porn

If you're a #1 world ranked player at any point of your career in tennis you're considered world class. #1 literally means you're best in the world, you faggots.

The MED BVLL WINS AGAIN

>younger players

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What courts do they play on in India?

Regardless, Roddick was probably the second most shite world no 1 of the decade after Ferrero

Nothing but a serve. Non existent backhand. Refused to run for easy balls. Poor volleys. And very weak mentality. Always had a collapse in him

cuntish crowd chanting roger

Trips maybe

They have until about 8pm until it's dark.
Even if it doesn't rain that's like 4 sets, realistically. IMO they won't finish so fast.

what were the crowd saying?

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boooo

boooo steroids

the king of gay

don't talk about coffin like that

3x0 in sets yes.
But it took him almost 2 and a half hours.
troubling signs for us Nadal fans!!

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More news at 11

GONE

FUCK OFF

this is what dominance looks like. good night /tennis/
hopefully cricket is back on by now

Poop fields
Very technical

2 GS between them

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For me, it's Ashleigh Barty.

Do they have hard and soft courts?

ROGER ROGER ROGER

ahahaha nadal cucked once again

Nice match. Shirtless Rafa is cute.

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Is thiem playing today too?

Rafa defeated Roger first time since 2014..... What was in 2015-2018 with Rafa?

Federer was 26 in 2008. Many players retire around that age.

Roger skipped clay

Yes, it's next.

what do we do now that tennis is over

Nadal's win has never been in doubt.
Federer hates windy conditions.

ughhhh

who is bottom right?

Did Nadal get hair transplants?

For me, it's Barbara

I can see you user

yep. and Nadal dealt with it much better as the match went on. so did Federer TBF but not well enough apparently

Both Nadal and Djokovic will pass 20 slams. Seeing as they both have the H2H advantage over Federer, what will you fags say then?

He got hrt.

>Nadal admitting Federer is the best ever
How can Nadal fans ever recover?

and nadal is basically guaranteed the win on the clay

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Based

Rafa is past his prime. Used to dispatch Federer much quicker back in the day

I'm impressed by Federer though. He can finally confidently claim to be better than Murray and Wawrinka this decade, mostly due to them dropping off but still. Got to give him credit. Not the worst of the Big Five after all

>allah
I'm not a muslim. Just keep your shit out of normal threads.

she was so fucking ugly the other day, with the hair pulled back, looked like a goblin, and I used to find her cute.
don't fall for her long haired trick bro.

surprised the crowd didn't boo him for speaking french

lol this nigga bald

we tried Yea Forums

sorry for the big file...fucking mac

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if he did he ought to get a refund

>tfw Federer loses

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feelsgoodman

only soft ones (curry)

I just like watching Nadal play and win, don't care if he is considered the best ever!

Djokovic is better than federer

and one hot concubine

sound like a goblin too

at least he won the hair game.

Mats Villander is cute, he deserves a younger and cuter co-host, there I said it!!

He is right now, yes.

I don't understand these ppl

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lil bit too manly to be cute imo

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Greatest single seasons in tennis history

1. Djokovic 2011
2. Federer 2006
3. Federer 2005
4. Nadal 2008
5. Djokovic 2016
6. Agassi 1999
7. Federer 2004

None of these men could be stopped this year except for one time.

Kino

Barbara is actually 12 years younger than Mats, despite looking the same age !!!!!!

>thinking jannies can stop me

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Rafa usually better at hard too. He only worse in h2h grass, no? When is healthy

Lmao Lukaku and Pogba joining the chat
And how do you do fellow ngubus? Cheering on "Frenchman" Monfils oui?

what the hell is an ""Agassi"?

I find him cute!! handsome too, but more cute!

They'll say they won during the generation zoomer era and keep reminiscing about the dark period of tennis from 2004-07 like anybody gave a shit about that period.

Federer is the equivalent of Mike Tyson. He is ranked the GOAT by casuals because of his early dominance.

left is cute

Lol I can tell you didn't really watch those seasons and got that from wiki

Agassi was good 1999, Sampras pre injury= unbeatable. Djokovic and Federer's competition in 2016 and 2006 was non existent. Rafa was better in 2010.

you aren't allowed to talk to me lad sorry. Hope you're from a low caste and are already used to it .

Now shut your face.

how cute on a garcia scale from 1 to garcia?

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It's big 3, mate. If it weren't for injuries, Delpo would have been better than Stan and Murray. Stan and Murray won titles during the down roid cycles of the big 3.

which one is higher? 1 or garcia?

he has a mac in India there's unironically a good chance he's a billionaire

I wouldn't be surprised if they moved it for tomorrow, just to fuck with Djoko
As if he stands a slightest chance against Rafa (provided he wins against Thiem)

Clean it up jannie
And goodnight

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I'm sorry, but like I told your mother, I don't speak Sheboon

Can you try that in a European language like French please, Dembele?

based
AND
factual

Should I bet big on a Djokovic win?

I'm tired of small bets, started with 20 euros, still only at 48 after a week!!!!
Should I bet all of it on Djoko at a 1.44 odd???

This is one of the biggest disadvantages of the internet. If this were real life you wouldn't have the guts to stand up to me. Even you could read the superiority in my physiognomy and physique.

>Beeld je in nu eens in dat je geboren bent als indiër.

Bitch, Agassi was the closest to get to the true grand slam sweep in the modern era in 1999. If the wimbledon court wasn't so shit and made for servefags like Sampras, he would have done something not seen in the sport.

Oh for fucks sake gookmoot

They don't want to fuck with Djoko/Thiem, they want a good show for the final which is good business.
They should have a roof and lights, though.

Can someone dig out Robin Söderling.
Wenn Need to Stop Nadul .

Federer 2006 had a 92-5 record in the season

bourgeois banter is always terrible but with a Indian touch on top it's something else

Nadal need 3-4 more Wimbs, couple of USO and AOS and he will

Can any1 still post images?

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the site lags a lil bit

0.23-0.27 garcia at best
(post more Caro's :3 and mauresmo and dechy if u have!)

post IIGA

oh god, is that who I think it is? Is that Marissa Miller? She was the hottest woman ever 12 years ago. She was natural too. Such a shame.

Nadal 2010, 2013 and 2014 I liked

i'll trade Caros for Mugus here's a Mauresmo

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Only 6 of Fed's 20 slams have came in the past 10 years

test

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Hm, not gonna watch Thiem vs Djokobot.

What to do now...guess I am gonna watch some porn and fap, and go for a light bike riding later on.

Damn knees...

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Agassi only won USO 1999 because Sampras was injured FACT

He got demolished by Sampras on hard courts multiple times that year.

Anyway my point being more you didn't watch that season, Sampras was clearly better by far, Agassi's was in great form throughout but he never had a chance against Pete on any kind of typical 90s non clay court. The way you downplay Sampras shows you didn't watch tennis in the 90s

>What to do now...guess I am gonna watch some porn and fap
can i watch

what was his W/L before RG 2006?

Nope. Its some german thot

>3 times more than Murray even while being past his prime
Truly the GOAT thanks for prooving it

Fed stopped winning once Nadal and Djokovic hit their primes

>This is one of the biggest disadvantages of the internet. If this were real life you wouldn't have the guts to stand up to me. Even you could read the superiority in my physiognomy and physique
Hi. Romelu

>bourgeois banter is always terrible but with a Indian touch on top it's something else
>bourgeois
Hi, N'golo

He beat 92 clowns in 2006 just like Mike Tyson did in 84.

well that's kinda logic

is that mirka

okay i will post Mugu then and you post Caro

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what?

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>speaks correct english in India
>has a Mac
>watches tennis
>has the time to watch tennis
Maybe not bourgeois but you reek of cash

*since Laver, the GOAT.

post physique + stats

>This bro comes up to you and says Hey bro got a light?
You are response?

short hair Caro

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Imagine that the only insult you're able to make is that some blacks live in our countries while your people is considered just as subhumans by the rest of the world

>rain
welp

India has more "bourgeois" people than France has people

Although I'm sure you're doing your best to remedy that as a good "Frenchman", Moussa. Now kindly fuck off and let me talk tennis

Caro nooooooooo

Injuries and age are the biggest reason why Federer won 20 slams. If Djokovic, Nadal and Federer were all born at the same time without injuries it would have been Nadal, Djoker and Federer in that order.

Nobody will ever come as close to being as scary dominant as Nadal in his prime. Injuries fucked him over though.

>doesn't slap my ass
feel disappointed and reply with a meek "h-here you go br-bro"

Proud to live in an era of the greatest tennis player ever, Sir Novak Djokovic.

Nadal is 11-8 since 2010 against Fed

I don't care who wins as long as it isn't Novak

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Doesn't matter. Sampras prevailed in the rivalry but in the end, Agassi did what Sampras never could: win at Roland Garros.

>t. ex-coloniser still living in the colony.

stats?

>imagine having to do weightlifting do get a decent physique and not being born with it because of genetics.....

You aren't talking TENNIS you're picking petty fights with fellow chad francophones

Fuck, I haven't gone to sleep yet just so I could watch Djokovic. Fucking fiscally feeble French faggots

>that ugly ass straya won instead of this

Shame

please marshall plan my tennis courts daddy

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He's injured often because he plays like a fucking retard

yeah, but he benefited from mental midget Medvedev's collapse in the final.
Sampras never had to rely on an opponent's mental collapse to win a Slam.
he was either justly defeated or - usually - the clear victor.

don't call me a w*lloon you frog

Literally nobody knows or cares about Belgium mate. Its smaller than most Indian cities and worth less than the bigger Indian companies. Whoops another World War? Another invasion. Another mass rape. On the off chance that you're not a Dembele, you're certainly the descendant of some rape victim.

No wonder you're so gutsy on the internet. You probably introduce yourself to other Europeans as a Frenchman or German, penis firmly tucked between legs on the off chance someone actually cares enough to ask " What's a Belgium". And theyd believe it too, being part of the universal Dembele diaspora

yeah, I think my prayers against Konta reaching he final came at the cost of Anisimova losing.
I'm still happy Konta has no chance of becoming a Slam champion (I was worried for a while there), so I won't complain too much.
even if that means Barty winning a Slam.

You're a moron. The greatest all-rounded athletes on the planet strength/weight train. Literally all of them.

Here we go again

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it's going to rain so joker has no chance, isn't it?

Why does it matter if you're not a Walloon right now you'll be one eventually

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European countries like Belgium, Estonia, Ukraine and Lithuania even on the level of major American cities like Los Angels and New York. I feel both those cities police forces would destroy those eurotrash countries.

if it was hot it would be worse for him

It's Thiem's turn.

such a great slogan

I thought some frog said the rains would die down at around oh 1700 hours

I don't even care any more, Djokovic will overtake Nadull and Fed anyway. Nadal is too shitty on other surfaces to be GOAT, but Djokovic will probably be declared GOAT by the time all is said and done.

>arena is once again half empty

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But that would be gay bro

What the fuck where are the spectators?

How is his last name pronounced? ThEEM or Thime or Them or team?

i don't see any rain in the next hour on the meteo

Sold out

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Teem for the anglo tongue

>we are TENNIS
based

I'm not so sure. Djokovic relies a lot on athleticism. He could be useless two years from now.

Djokovic is already the GOAT. He cemented his GOAT status when he was the first male tennis player to hold all four slams in the open tennis era. He only is adding to his GOAT status by doing it again this year.

what i mean is, they are not going to finish and he won't have time to recover before final

How does it feel that dravidian subhumans were dominated by the aryans and still speak their tongue and follow their faith to this day. I know it is very hard to cope for hindus that hinduism (nor islam for that fact) isn't an indian religion. The flemish people however are seen to be resistant troughout history, keeping their culture and language no matter how long or severly dominated.
You say your indian cities are bigger than my country but that is only true if you unironically argue an indian is of the same value as a fleming :^)

Sold out

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It should be

vocaroo.com/i/s1J5kIG1k7Q3

He's already 32 years old. Most tennis players retire at 30.

yikes pal
mogging the indian is low hanging fruit
if your going to brag publicly at least be able to post stats to back it up -- 2x bw deadlift is a bare minimum imo
interested in seeing what physique you achieve through genetics alone. please post in detail, particularly striation of the lateral deltoids, separation of the serratus, size of the upper rhomboid, definition of individual heads of the quads....

MAybe i go for a shit now.

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start the rain

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They'll move the final to Monday if that's the case. They have done that in the past.

This is a fucking joke, there are more people at the first round of an ATP 250.

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Only with the one hander can you do that without needing 5 hours yoga a day for 5 years

He's also clearly past his prime already.
Although maybe he could recover if he started eating beef or something.

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>tsunami

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Nah he has fewer weeks at number 1, fewer end of year masters and fewer consecutive finals, semis, and quarters.

is Thiem balding? true sign of a clay god tbqh

Why is this surprising? The French open is notoriously known as the most quiet open for a reason. The French are fickle fucks with no concept of talent or sport. The reason why, like AO Open, the French Open is considered the lesser open is because the big match feel doesn't exist in a third world country.

Because he's playing in a real era

cccccuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

what? are you her fan?

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How is he past his prime? He's won the last three slams. Past your prime is where Stan or Delpo are at.

>Karlovic is 40 and still playing

they knew there will be a stoppage, so they stayed home

I wonder who will be considered the GOAT on the timeline where the big 3 retire with 20 GS each.

imagine the debates they will have

worst grandslam ever yawn

195cm
85 kilos
51 cm broad shoulders
34 cm broad hips
strong delts(genetics)
strong quads (cycling)
strong tricpes
weak biceps
weakish pectoralis major (unnatural if big imo, look ate eugene sandow for natural delts)

I will NOT poast a photograph

Maybe that has something to do with Federer being 5 years older. Djokovic will break all of Federer's record when he turns 37.

omg THAT THIGHS IN TIGHT TIGHTS!

more pics?!

I really fucking love NADALWINSLOL lads

post yourself in clothes

Mugu looks like drag Manny Ribera there

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Watch his 2015 or earlier games. It's like he had 30% more power and energy.

Yeah he won the last 3 slams, but the competition is kinda shit.
His AO performance was great, but other than that I wasn't impressed.

Is your forehead ok, Kristaps?

Djoko losing to the wind.

COME ON JOKE,
DO NOT CHOKE.
PLAY YOUR SETS,
BE THE GOAT!

>doesn't work out apart from cycling
Wasted genetics, get your ass in the gym.

Why is Djokovic such a cunt?

>chokobitch

>when rain ruins your game

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Helps him when he gets angry

Because he demands perfection from himself and from others. He refuses to settle for less which is why he married the perfect wife and is living the perfect life.

Damn, Thiem is extremely ugly. So is the Greek. Too bad Zverev sucks. He has a marketable face.

>How does it feel that dravidian subhumans were dominated by the aryans and still speak their tongue and follow their faith to this day. I know it is very hard to cope for hindus that hinduism (nor islam for that fact) isn't an indian religion.
-Europeans
-Talking about foreign religions and languages

Literal LOL

>The flemish people however are seen to be resistant troughout history, keeping their culture and language no matter how long or severly dominated.
>
-Flemish people
-Four different countries today
- Most speak French or German anyway

>You say your indian cities are bigger than my country but that is only true if you unironically argue an indian is of the same value as a fleming
Of course not. Indians literally rule the world. 2-3 Indians in top 10 richest people. Silicon Valley is India Minor. all CEOS are Indians. All UK and Canadian politicians and Important US politicians are Indians. India is the 3rd largest economy in the world and a nuclear power. Of course Indians and Belgians cannot even be compared. For starters every Indian is an Indian, most Belgians are nogs or Arabs

Get out of here with that weak Belgian waffle shit, literally Belgian Chocolate Dembele

>it's another Node-Tim episode
Well I know what I won't do on Sunday.

i don't have many tight thighs Caros

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mini habbening

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>strong
>weak
this is NOT acceptable. relative to what? as described by whom?
you can't post pictures
you can't post proper quantifiable data
I'm sorry pal, you're online mogging license is REVOKED

>this shitty bait

Novak is just trying to figure out the wind. He's going to win the set 6-4.

no thanks

I think my body looks better than 99% of apes in the gym

I also play tennis of course
at least let me mog the subhuman

Miem is actually good?

bot losing?

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what the fuck is djoker doing?

Novak is very sensitive to outside pressure. Once he figures out the wind he'll beat Thiem the next 3 sets.

Unironically the 2nd best best clay player of the past years

>tfw casuals wrote Thiem off

Peak frenchman

He's a claybabby, but no Nodule though.

On clay he is.

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Nadalwinslol

are they flying kites or playing tennis?
this is retarded

just watched the last two games, lads. is it the wind that's throwing the Bot off?

3rd world grandslam

I hope he gets beyter on other surface not thats hes bad, he won some burger tournament and reached qf or sf in another. I love his kick serves the most and he can also flat serve decently for surprise effect

6-2 baby

Djokovic's movements remind of the Drunkovic match

>Nole in charge of bad conditions

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this pic is so nice too :3
wish it was in 1000x1800px

love tummy abs, love shorts/pants, love white shorts/pants in particular
love shoulders, love ripped legs

perfection?!

>he won some burger tournament
IW which is a M1000

> these nervous betfags
Serves you right

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stop being reactionary fools, chokeabitch has this.
I know we all want him to not overtake the other 2, but it is inevitable.

Accept it.

Wtf the GOAT lost a set. How will he now make the finals to play the other GOAT contender?

They're supposed to brush aside the rank and file like Federer and Thiem

you can say he's cute, we accept the gays here

I did bet on Thiem to win a set. Already done.

HEh it think it's hilarious when rich pajeets come here to uni and think they are hot shit and try to woo girls. While they are even mogged and ridiculed by the lowliest of local sorts.

>t. freemoneykek

god, she's beautiful

Uh-oh, serb victim complex Novak is here. Thiem is fucked.

>serb victim complex
holy shit, finally a Balkan who admits it

I think it's hilarious you think rich INDIANS go to Belgium to study lol. They're probably Pakis or Bangladeshis or low caste middle class kids. RICH Indians have a monopoly on US West coast and Oxbridge

she cute, post insta

imagine being this delusional

>India literally shitting up this thread
You can't make this shit up.

cringe and yikes at the same time
same here btw

and still no one wants to do graduation projects with them because they are fucking annoying and clueless

ye it's a semen slurping slam
rafa won't give them much fun tho, he'll just smash whoever wins today within two hours

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make new bread

Oh there ar some good business schools over here.

But you do know the same thing is happening in california and certainly in oxbridge right?

Rafa for the GS record before Novak then?

21 by 2021?

>taking anything a balija writes at face value

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>Serb defence on cue
top kek

FUCK THIS SPOILT CRYBABY SERBIAN CUNT

Is thiem a claybaby?

yesh

shut up, andy.
you're not good enough

Fed will have 25 in 2021

he won IW but yes, mostly

FEDERER FACES THE 11 TIME CHAMPION IN TERRIBLE WIND WITHOUT A SINGLE COMPLAINT, DJOKOVIC CAN'T PLAY A FEW GAMES WITHOUT CRYING TO THE UMP, THIS IS WHY HE WILL NEVER BE THE GOAT

just run your sets, kid

lmao what the fuck am i reading, agassi didn't even make it to the quarterfinals of australian open and only won two of the four tournaments that year

federer and djokovic have both been one final win away from winning grand slam and djokovic is the only player in history to be the reigning champion of all four without winning grand slam

thiem already choking

WHAT'S UP WITH THE SIREN

you tell us, Pierre

Not likely since rich Indians tend to stay rich, attracting all the gold diggers and making all the local white betas VERY angry

Indians form the top 1% of American and Brit populations mate, who cares what some jobless waffle thinks. Don't worry, you'll be working under some Indian manager soon enough and learn to curry favor just like the rest of them (pun intended)

fed gave up long before he went on court. he just wanted to go home earlier

lmao even you admit it exists, you just call it "srpski inat" as if that makes it less pathetic

>srpski inat
what's it mean

INDIA SUPERPOWER BY 2020

stay in your shithole and shut the fuck up

This siren rofl

Bit nervous to be desu.

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how i feel right now lads

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It's not a victim complex. Their just very nationalistic which changes their mental game when their mad

Is Thiem Eden Hazard of tennis?

To be fair, Andre's achievement is arguably more impressive since the surfaces were actually different back inatead of clay, green clay and blue clay ; then and competition absurdly high

Serbska złość

be ready for a short and comfy cold shower

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yes he does have a fat ass as well.

same as the american, whathisname

>more foreign speak
ah yes, thanks for clearing it up

Christ, the Currynigger is still here?

Direct it to India, our poo friend could use it to get rid of the stink.

Smells like it.

Jack SUCC

Is he the "lets go boys" poster from last year? that guy was nice back then

Shrimp on the barbie mate

XDDD

...

just cash out after the next set

you kinda fucked up the title this better not cost me a TENNIS

unpopular opinion: the indian is making a honorable stand for himself itt despite the hopelessness of his cause

>stay in your shithole and shut the fuck up
Ok, I'll stay inside your mum then

Hey now. No need for that. While I'm obviously your master and hence represented by Authority, I'm not white,
Ngubu. No need for Salaaming, Nacer Chadli

Based wind

Theres no insta shes not a thot shes pure

for what reason? there are already enogh not pruned threads and you didn't even name the subject correctly

>for what reason
because this one's hit the bump limit

and? it's going to be another few hours before it hits page 10

did they end the game? what was the score?

doubt.
you just don't know the adress

typical fucking novak. watch him leave the court, ballboys holding his umbrella and gear being soaked while he struts angrily off, thiem in the meantime packs all his stuff into a bag and tells the ballboy don't worry about it and jogs through the rain inside. Two different people- one that earns your respect and a fraud

so what? bump limit = new thread

At least he won Wimbledon by beating federer in his prime

Nice story

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