Scotland

Can >we do it? By 'it' I mean avoid finishing 4th in our group with 0pts.

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I'd like to do "it" with her if you know what I mean

I don't. Please elaborate?

Scotland will win it

I would like to "have sex" with her, in a plethora of positions, if you catch my drift

>in a plethora of positions
Fucking degenerate.

based missionary for procreation argie

Realistically, you're the only team we can beat in this group.

for me, it’s Leigh Nicol

Have six

Yeah, she really knows how to "head"

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scottish women are the most powerful race on the planet

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The Scotland male team probably wouldn't qualify from a women's world cup group so I don't know what hope the women have got.

I hate that Scots get to hide behind the British flag on Yea Forums, it means they can stealth seethe.

cuts both ways cunto

As the dominant nation, everyone assumes this flag is for the English. You're just the winnit stuck on our arse

how to acquire a scottish qt gf?

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>two(2) first names

Oh fuck how I miss /eternal eve/ threads.

move to scotland
acquire heroin
dangle it from the window of a car and watch them flock

Scotland lost 1-0 in friendlies against USA, Canada and Brazil. That's fairly impressive so with a bit of luck they could take points off the other teams.

I hope so, I bought tickets for your last game

>Imagine the smell when you score for your country

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if i knew id never tell you yank

She's vegan

Tell me how to get a (non-retarded) American farmgirl gf first.

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There aren't many American farmgirls in Scotland though :(

>somehow get yourself to a public university in nebraska or iowa
>prance about speaking with your british accent
>at least one farmgirl will see you as her ticket off the cornpatch

be advised, however, that a vast majority of farmgirls LOVE farmlife and only want to be with farmchads. and unless you have basic competency with manual labor, firearms, and athletics, they will see you as less than a woman.

is Chvrches girl a phenotype in Scotland?

Who is your favourite woman's footballer lads?

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*checks one way only flights to nebraska or iowa*

Nope. Bad genetics.

Every Scottish generation has one attractive indie singing woman. For me it's Sharleen Spitiri of Texas.

Cook a good haggis and offer free heroin.

God damn. I swear footy shorts were invented to make the women's game great.

Wasn't there a scotish footballer that fucked her coach and the video leaked

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Don't think she's in the national side though, think she just played for the under-21s for a bit but was too shit to break through.