/tennis/
ROLAND GARROS SEMIS GENERAL
I'm actually hyped for this one. All of the top 4 seeds are interesting in their own right. Thiem is the leader of the new guard, Federer is the GOAT and Djokovic + Nadal are gunning for him. I don't care if people are tired of them. This shit is compelling.
its 2001, warm evening at Roland Garros, this song plays youtube.com
will she become heterosexual? if you are handsome and a good guy
Wimbledon > US Open > Aussie Open > Me vs my dad in the park >>>>>>>>>>>> Nadalwinslol tournament
But clay court takes out the advantage of servebots. It's the most skill-based course in all of tennis.
Yeah, the Open is shit but the storylines are pretty GOAT
She looks like a guy. Hard pass
When is the Martina Hingis game?
Someone post the pic
Are you gay? She is a beautiful women. Not into make up or overmannerism, that's it
10 AM EST
Just admit you fancy men, you poofter
It'll be nice watching Nadal punish Fedora
It's rainy, most of the day?
>you will never hantuch over daniela
why continue living?
I'm sure that made sense in your head
Nadal has been punishing Federer ever since 2008. The fact that some people think Federer is better than Nadal all-time is laughable.
Fed has worked out Nadal since 2017. He started taking the ball early to give rafa less time.
That strategy doesn't work on clay. roidbaby Nadal can just sit back and whack the ball for days on in until the other opponent loses complete respect for him and quits.
Why is Tennis always late? I've never once seen a Tennis game start at the time google says
Average age women's French Open semifinalists: 22
Average age men's French Open semifinalists: 32
Players come on the court at the time indicated then prepare and practice for 20 minutes
Federer demands that he gets his wig perfect, and that takes time. He cannot cope with his bald spot or his 'fans' to know about it. Nadal, on the other hand, shamelessly rocks his woefully thin hair.
Why can't they just call them in 20 minutes before that time, so that the start time is correct? Or move the time 20 minutes back
HOTTEST TENNIS WIVES POWER RANKINGS
1. Brooklyn Decker
2. Brooke Shields
3. Bridgette Wilson
4. Mirka Vavrinec
5. Ester Satorova
6. Kim Sears
7. Jelena Ristić,
>2. Brooke Shields
She sure is pretty, baby
More proof that women peak in their early 20s and men peak in their early 30s
I'm talking about all-time. Current brooke shields is a hag but Blue Lagoon Brooke Shields is pure sex.
It was just a joke about pic related desu
The game starts when the players are on the court
empire thick as fuck!!!
It's not late. They have a warmup just add on 10 minutes to the time that's what I do.
Where my Hungary backyard barty bro @
Amanda take my energy \o/
>ywn be her crotchsweat handtuch
wel
prepare for an absolute shitfest of rain delays though
KAM ON, JO!
SCORE SAM FACKIN' POINTS!
I can't bring myself to cheer for barty, she's an uggo :(
>Brooklyn Decker above Bridgette Wilson
Massive crowds out for the semis
Wtf Germans
>provider only showing the konta match
Fuck this gay earth.
COME ON BARTY LET'S GO PARTY
well this will be a walk in the park for barty huh
This cunt knows
Based
>halep
lost to this
what a fookin shame, would have loved barty vs halep. welp, time to switch over to konta
Wew
Based BARTY
>Amanda has only won one point
Wtf
>Switching from one blowout to another
Anisimova is getting her ass handed to her by Barty damn
Fucking kek, nice semi-final.
based Eurosport, I will do that to
WTA in a nutshell
>9 minutes
Peak WTA kino
16 points to 1, Jesus Christ.
Seeds in the semi-finals (Men's)
>1
>2
>3
>4
Seeds in the semi-finals (Women's)
>8
>26
>Unseeded
>Unseeded
Imagine if Barty and Anisimova started penetrating each other with their racquets in order to make up and end the fighting between them
SHE WON A POINT
>SHE WON A POINT
I'm watching the Konta match, but it sounds to me like....
ASHLEIGH BARTY'S HAVIN' A PARTY
CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
>Halep died for this
SHE WON ANOTHER
but she is underage, it's not ok to have lewd thoughts about underaged tennis players
BARTY TAKING THE P ONE DOUBLE S
COMPLETELY NUTS!!!!
>13 minutes
>5-0
though was was the whole point of female junior tennis
Haley lost to THIS? fuck me
Has there been a faster set than this?
The best female tennis players are strong
The best men's tennis players are skilled
Add clay and this is the result
*Halep
its raining in paris?
inb4 bagel
I don't know I'm in Marseille right now.
BAGEL not happening
SHE WON A GAME
>6-1 first set in a fucking semi-final
Ash “The Yank Slayer” Barty
fuck, my eurosport is delayed a few seconds
Comeback city here we come.
Kiss meeeee, out of the bearded barleey
Nightlyyyyy, beside the greeeen, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step
You'll wear those shoes and I will wear that dress
prepare for 4 game choke
>Djokovic @ 1.4
bookies gon mad
this fat fuck can't even walk, disgusting empire for tennis
Who else wants an Anisimova gf?
>not watching the superiour game to this women's ""tennis""
That song is fucking trash
Dechy + Mauresmo play doubles ^_^
hop in jokerlivestream.com
based, that looks fun
Too old.
>DjokovicvsNadal2050.png
fucking christ
What makes you incapable of love, user?
Do they need special tires to play on clay?
based
oi m8 you got loicens for rodicalized oite supermacist incel rage?
Make sure to send Amanda your energy guys
Spectators are good people ^_^
Speak English, you mong. And stop listening to garbage.
what should it be instead?
define 'non-garbage' music
lower? i know thiem is good but is not on the level of djoker
amanda pulling off a huge cum back
Cant wait until we annex you desu
>stay mad whyte boi
>Choking a 0-5 lead
>5-4 now
Imagine the odds on this
>blowing a 5-0 lead
Aussie mentality everybody.
>Barty
based fucking amanda GOGOGOGO show them your siberian roots!!
I'd like to call that a choke but it's just women tennis i guess.
0-5 AND 2 break points!!!
>WTA
Evens
from 5-0 to 5-4
Barty is fucking trash
Not even above? Mad
5-0 40-15 -> 5-4
Peak WTA would be Barty breaking now and making the comeback pointless.
what are some other youngsters to keep an eye out for?
She's just doing a ruse, as expected from an aussie
can't make this shit up EVEN if you tried
5-0
......
5-5
absolutely fucking based?
It's a very convincing ruse, I must say
>Barty so good for the semis she blew her lead to get more real practice for the finals
H-Haha
gonna rub one to ani if she pulls this one out
>5-0 to 5-7
You've got to be fucking kidding me???
Surely this is 4d chess from Barty. She’s just letting Anisimova tire herself out right?
more like ash farty haha lol
>not ass farty
You had one job
LMFAAAAAAAAAOOOO
AHAHAHAHAHA
>Sharty
>ass
it's arse, wouldn't have worked
what's her secret
being less shit than the other player
>arseNAL
>Implying she isn't playing like a donkey right now
who /konta/ here
Asimov would be proud
Access to Sharapova’s roid stash
Russians hacked Barty's body
please BBy i want a cheeky aussie final
What the fuck went out to get my maccas come back and backyard barty has blown a 5-0 lead
Seething tbqh
Portuguese Eurosport announcer:
>Barty shakes her head, she's not liking the way this match is going
Top insight lad
It's nice to see a young player who isn't a complete mental midget after last night.
I was wondering where my barty bro was!!
E B J K
What? She almost lost a set in 10 minutes
wait wtf is barty doing i thought she was winning
what logo is that ?
T I E B R E A K
>this absolute chokefest
W T A
T
A
But she didn't.
>Barty
Ellesse
amanda's skirt makes me hard af
>Gnarly
the absolute state of these dropshots
5-0 M8
5 FUCKING 0
The absolute state of Barty
Who else put a cheeky bet on anisimova to win the match?
my girl :3
>this match
>going from leading 5-0 40/15 to losing the set
>Konta serves for the set
>Konta gets broken
Based zoomer.
women are truly disgusting
>Vondoroskoava winning
>Anisivkaokva winning
tfw we get the Slav final instead of the Anglo final we were all dreaming of
>Vondoroskoava winning
Fake news
Have sex with bex
excuse me is Fed-Nad on which channel? Eurosprot 1 or Eurosport 2??
Based weebs
>mfw I bet on Barty and Konta
she's winning la
So... Who will benefit with the rain delay that's about to come?
It's on serve m8
it's 5-6
>Not backing /ourgirl/ Amanda
QUICK SUMMON THE RAIN
Do you not understand what "on serve" means?
kinda want Spanish(French, Argentinian, Polish, German) gf
waht would we do? idk
lol Barty is finished.
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
I’VE MADE MY MISTAKES
GOT NOWHERE TO RUN
THE NIGHT GOES ON AS I’M FADING AWAY
I’M SICK OF THIS LIFE
I JUST WANNA SCREEEAAAMM
>CT Sport
>France 2
>France 3
>RTS Deux
>SRF
Roidal because he doesn't need rest, just roids.
Yeah, on serve
commentators said 15min and rain comes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wtf!!!
Fed Nadal will be later today???
>16 points in a row
sharty confirmed mental midget
I think Ash is thrown off at how "posh" and stoic Amanda is being
the absolute state
Yikes, this is brutal.
Hold me Hungary bro I can't watch
Ashley Barty's having a sharty
Okay, NOW she's winning
I will not sure about the guy that you (you)
SHE WON A POINT
(you)
Konta too!
I do not like this ruse after all. Not at all.
lmao konta lost the first set as well.
What a pair of Aussie chokers, eh lads
Friendly reminder that Amanda is jailbait
I-It's just bants m8
How the turn tables.
SLAVS CONFIRMED MASTER RACE
Literally Whosova vs Literally Whousova
i fucking love teenage girls
BASED
Nope
COMEBACK
>These semis
youtube.com
Get it together my man, It's not ogre yet!
Lock me up then
I'd be Amanda's prisoner, if ya know what I mean.
>17
>jailbait
>Ani, you’re going down a path i can’t follow
I want to like Barty because she's Australian but she's so fucking ugly
>Womyn's Xis
she has unique beauty
Outback bushpig beauty
Reminder that Konta is Scottish if she loses this one
C'mon backyard barty!!
what the fuck is wrong with n*ggers?
all times are estimates. in truth there is no scheduled time for the matches except the very first one of the day. the rest are just dependent on when the preceding match ends
I would 2bh
kek
She's an Aussie, ya flamin' galah
I definitely would.
She seems quite chill and fun to hang with.
Stupid question: You know how there's that "split" players do with their feet when the ball is coming off the opponent's racket? Would it be detrimental to do something similar but by tapping your racket on the ground instead?
those lips though...
>404: Error not Found
anisimova is so hot
Draw it in paint, lad
when Federer Nadal?
>her moans
imagine taking her virginity
Weird match.
for what purpose
Looks kinda Bogged
just admit you are gay
Let's not get too carried away there, lad. She's not that hot.
>analsomemoreva
wut
Yeah, her dad's a lucky guy
Will Nadal beat Fed in straight sets or will Federer forfeit in the second set?
implying KyrGOAT hasn't WOGGED her yet
Kyrgios already popped that cherry
>You know how there's that "split" players do with their feet when the ball is coming off the opponent's racket
what the fuck are you talking about
Your answer to anything is to just call the person the thing that they called you. Are you a teenage girl? Post bobs and vegene.
as soon as she's legal, I'm there
Fed will win in straight sets. Screencap this post.
Reminder the only time Fed ever won French Open was the year Nadal was injured lmao
based /cric/ lads
legal everywhere but america
i like her long legs
Djoker's win was Nadal free as well
ok fuck this shit, (you) me when Fed is on
Barty just won the set and you fags didn't even notice
Aren't there some states where 17 is legal?
Legal in most of America
Konta looks like a donkey
I can't tell if this crazy inconsistent playing in WTA is exciting to watch or just pathetic
slavic women often have weak chins/jaws
not my type
tfw Barty can have an existential crisis for an hour and still be in it to win it
barty is an uggo, it's more fun to fantasize about a ripe 17yo
YES BACKYARD BARTY!!!
>losing to Robin Söderling
oh no no no
The Barty Party has begun at last
literally who gives a shit
wow, have you ever saw Barty so mad?
Still, Djoker has beaten Nadal in the french open before.
>“1st set, Barty up 5-0, zen loses in straight sets. 2nd set, Ani up 3-0, zen loses in straight sets.”
>“Oui monsuer, it will be done”
>up 5-0
>lose 6-7
>up 3-0
>lose 3-6
Whoa, so this the power of the WTA
BOG'ED
more like back alley barty
i like konta's legs
porquenolosdos.jpeg
>1st set
>loses in straight sets
>2nd set
>loses in straight sets
>That cry from Ani
>legal
>not allowed to drink
thoughts?
17yo has lost it mentally
Murica is basically a third world country with all their stupid laws.
Me on the left
kek
>those moans from Ani after every hit
I wanna hold and comfort her (non-sexually ofc becuase her age)
If a teenager can come in and win a title in your sport should it be considered a sport?
half an hour ish
pretty funny/10
wishful thinking.
That was me
Anisimova looks done. She's lost all the power from her striking and she pretty much looks like poor man's Hsieh Su-Wei there at the moment.
Barty has a masculine gait
I thought 17 was legal in convict land.
Cute.
She's so qt bros.
It is but I’m respecting her American laws
still immoral though
she's cooked
this new court is so good looking, design and arhiceture and the place in the middle of trees
but its fucking 70% EMPTY on Konta Marketa match!!!!!
first floor is 50% attendance and its literally TWO persons sits on second floor of stands behind Konta's back, they are seen from Vondrousova Legs and Panties POV camera
def top 20 at blowing me
Me in the background with the camera
3rd world countries only have laws if you can't afford bribes
Amanda will win, I have faith.
have the same with Iga, will post if you will post Caro's ball picking from her shorts under her skirt
Eurosport Player anyone???
based Barty fan
Cunnysimova
And yet they have the nerve to complain that the womens games are in a small arena. Cant even half fill this one.
AMANDA \o/
17 is not cunny la
lmao the weight behind these shots is fucking laughable
Is Fedal after this Barni match or on another court?
AHH HOLY SHIT JUST WIN BARTY ITS NOT HARD
I feel like wonens tennis isn’t won, its lost
really makes me think
>Konta serving for the set at 5-4
Will she choke it again?
Rain, I summon thee
Bogs definitely on the phone with that dude.
Also I’m tired as fuck I hate love euro tennis
It's a win for any red-blooded male watchers.
It's on Chatrier
Yes.
Nadal v Federer is gonna be rain delayed isnt it?
REee it's raining already
Lmao
Vondrousova is gonna steal it lads
Fuck's sake
>Konta
>Konta 5-4 up and serving for the set
>gets broken
It's happening again, lads.
Ashleigh barty is my mum
Good idea Amanda, give her false confidence.
Don't tell me it's gonna be an all-nighter just to watch the remaining matches thanks to the fucking rain. Build a roof you french fries
Hilfe
Wann ist Spiel Federer
caro plays better than all of the semifinalists from female side
if she wasnt ill at the game with blinkova, ah i can only wonder...
HERE COMES THE RAIN AGAIN
How much of a fucking failure would you feel, if you served for a set at 5-4 and got broken... And then did the exact same thing next set?
Fucking Australians, I swear to god.
sechs minuten
Anisimova can't slice for shit
this All the times you see on google are "not before xx:xx"
Just as our girl got on top grr
joke slam
Stop the match asimova can’t handle the rain and wind
COME ON AMANDA
slicing and finesse are for pussies
go big or go home
Anisomva's struggle face is so cute
Remember when she lost that final to Yastremska and cried? Good times.
yeah, looks like she's going home then
baby crying constantly in the stands
state of some people
stosur pls go
name the last good french open
pro-tip: you literally can't
Imagine her face when she's doing a massive poo
Based backyard barty going to win
It's going to rain until 17:00 and then a lot of wind. Probably no Fedal match today desu...
The one where Wawrinka beat Djoker
Stream plz
The fuck was that?
French Open Men's Singles Final 2008
Comfy.
I bet she's a real anus mover
2015 final was pretty based.
fuck france and fuck french people
Why can't they play at 5PM Frenchie time?
>Anisimova
the rape of roger federer
That one with the Swede who beat Nadal and then disappeared forever
god i really can't stand this french commentator on my stream. she doesn't have a proper french accent but there's strong hints of it. i think it would be more tolerable if she actually had a proper french accent but whatever the fuck this is, it's unbearable
Fuck off.
anismoaner
Google firstrow sports go tennis and if on barty game go link 2
BUILD A GODDMAN ROOF YOU USELESS FRENCH FAGGOTS OR WE'RE MOVING THE CLAY STADIUM TO GERMANY!!!!!
A C J K
Fuck Paris
Fuck Parisian weather
Fuck Parisians
depends if there is a lot of wind or not I guess
With the dropshot to win it!
>Konta
>Konta
Utter garbage from the Hungarian lass
>Konta
Pathetic performance.
Ashleigh barty the French open champion 2019
very based final
Peng interviewer
Does anyone have a stream for the Nadal v. Federer match. I can't find one on reddit.
GO AMANDA GOOOOO
holy shit Barty wrap it up!
>konta
post pic
FUCK AMANDA STOP GIVIING ME A HARD ON
I'm getting nervous again Hungary bro
I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT IN CALIFORNIA TO WATCH FEDAL AND THESE USELESS WHITE FLAG FRENCHIES ARE TOO INEPT TO COORDINATED A SCHEDULE AND BUILD A ROOF
>Serve for both sets at 5-4
>Lose both sets
>JUST FUCKING END THIS MATCH BARTY FUCK YOU
this is godawful
rafa v federer in raincoats
>that moan
god what a fucking brainlet. absolutely unnecessarily dogshit dropshot
cannot stand french cunts just speak normally ffs
Why not play tennis in the rain? It's an equal disadvantage for both players
left is cute!
ONE MORE LETS GO!!!
>
Doesn't the ball just feel like absolute shit?
grrrrr BARTY!!! C'mon!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BARTY JUST WIN ALREADY HOLY SHIT
>Barty
JUST
>two couples in the advert
>One white male one black female
>One white male Asian female
Why are British adverts like this?
:(
YES
>women tennis
NEVER IN DOUBT
BASED AUSSIE
FUCK THE YANKS
FUCK THE SLAVS
:(
I'll take one for the team and console her lads
OUR GIRL!!!
wow Anisimova is actually quite shit. not biased at all BTW but Barty is so much better. she actually deserves to be in the final. how the fuck did Anisimova make it this far? didn't watch any of her other matches but she was quite shite today
Ani just stopped playing. She has no consistency.
What about white male mutt female
at least you are affected by those kremlin bots
Any free UK streams with commentary? Surely IT4 must be broadcasting the legendary match but I'm not sure.
>Vondrovova won
Final will be Bartywinslol
>at least you are NOT affected
fix
It was a Emirates air advert
crow will be very pro-Federer.
Nadal will be shook!!!!!!
what a cutie
>Actually watches women's matches out of volition
she dominated barty before she got knackered halfway through
has a much higher ceiling if she can improve her fitness
Oh well, Nadal losing will console me.
>23-10
those were the times
Yeah they are
the cricket is being rained out at the moment and had to watch something to kill time before Fedal
Why are the French so ugly? They're slimy and asymmetrical.
fly emirates
visit rwanda
any english acestreams?
LET'S GO BOYS \O/
bong genes
>2019
>Fedal at RG hf
I don't give a fuck who wins, I'm just grateful to see the battle of the giants once more. hyped to the tits right nao!
>yurop in charge of summer
ahahaa
>nadal
Anyone else had to train their eyes so that "ball on line" doesn't look like OUT
>implying you wouldn’t
loopy forehands to the backhand already.
for fuck's sake, lad. I'm on the uni's Wi-Fi
It was cunt-tier hot for the past few days. Give us a break please.
Motherfucking finals!
Its just a couple of nipples bro. Uni should support liberated women anyway
nice wind there
Fred looks helpless
half empty stadium
Why is the court empty?
Why is the stadium so empty
do you cheer for Konta? Does she look Hungarian?
he has a break point already!!
I support the liberation of women as soon as it includes female tennis athletes playing in the nude.
LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEW THREAD
Yes I'm sure he'll convert it
good serve!
rafa still wearing that same watch
fuck the French
Vondrousova looks a lot more hungarian than Konta
Bring on tomorrow fucking oath!!
Oh boy
they'd get sore tits
Momo and Dechy when?
>jokerlivestream.com
???????????
sure but they might not be too thrilled about me wanking in the library though
I'm ethnically Hungarian (have a passport, and both parents from there), and I dont look Hungarian at all
What actually is a Hungarian look? (inb4 Mongol)
became a turbodyke though
what about Martic or Swiatek? Petkovic?
Hantuchova?
hung Aryan
Roidal will lose
Most beautiful women EURO Countries power rankings
1. Germany
2. Belgium
3. Italy
4. Sweden
5. Estonia
6. Hungary
7. Romania
8. Portugal
9. Russia
10. Ukraine
--------
>9001. France
>900000000000001. England
God, Nadull takes AGES to serve.
who /cric/ here?
Good.
lmao they're fucking awful, just serve and volley ffs
If only Fucso was a better player
hes such a handsome fuck
Russia is definitely top 3
You've probably never even set foot in Europe and it shows
Already better than the women's
Fed to get broken and lose the set
damn wind really affects the ball?
my dick is harder now than at any point watching anisimova
S E E T H I N G
Can the commentators please SHUT THE FUCK UP?
he's decent. bit streaky but not too bad
who form Germany you like? I know also many cute Germans indeed
no mate tennis balls are immune to the effects of wind
learn physics
>2. Belgium
>9001. France
this
the amount of beautiful women in Russia is jaw-dropping
there's gorgeous women everywhere except like India kek, but its the frequency that sets Russia apart
Nadal bagels Fed in second set en route to easy straight sets win
Anyone who ecpects anything else knows nothing about tennis. Claybabby is too strong
manlets report in
>ye olde topspin to backhand still working
wtf this wind
500
>stadium half empty
I feel ashamed
mental how the women's has never had this amount of complexity
it's ogre already!
there's literally no excuse. it's a classic Fedal match. wtf France
These conditions are awful.
>Over already
kek
previous time nadal broke federer was AO 2017, 2.5 years and 31 games(parts of set) ago
don't be a pessimist - it's half full
we're taking this badboy to 800
Nuke this """grand""" slam tournament already.
yeah... I would. But this doesn't prove anything.
This fucking wind...
>31 games(parts of set)
thanks for the clarification m8
>Le backhand into the net man
build a roof already, this wind makes for shit tennis
Frauderror EXPOSED
>no czech republic
new
Has Nadal baggeled anyone in this Roland Garros' edition?
BRUH
Belgian and german are not attractive at all mostly. Few genetic outliers that are but most are blockheads. Dutch women however are the most attractive together with czech babes
t. Never been to Yurop
Real german women are big like men.
Its actually
1. Scandinavian
2. Mediterranean
3. Eastern Euro
4. British (big tits)
5. Slav
6. Baltic
7. French
8. German
federer had no chance from the beginning.
nadal is better on clay and he is also much better when ist windy
Link
this is entertaining as fuck
Who ordered the cyclone ?
Federer is the most based man in sport
>Konta loses to 19 year old slav
*Rubbing my hands together* Ooooh I bet she's fit
>Mfw she's a complete and utter dyke looking dog